--- Log opened Fri Apr 13 00:00:43 2018 00:01 < dfingers> FrostCyborg: I work for a medium size firm and I wear many hats..."Less stressful" is debatable, but it is far less stressful than the several garbage MSP's I worked for previously 00:07 < abakedapplepie> mal_will: i dont have a chair, i sit on a ball 00:07 < abakedapplepie> try it some time 00:07 <+CheckYourSix> DomLS3: Update failed. Annoying. Maybe I can just read ebooks with it the way it is 00:07 < jaelae> :| 00:07 < abakedapplepie> all my compression issues stopped when i switched to the ball 00:07 < jaelae> see that face 00:07 < jaelae> got my new work laptop 00:08 < jaelae> and work is blocking 7-zip 00:08 < silentfury> lo 00:08 < silentfury> l 00:08 < jaelae> because its freeware 00:08 < jaelae> jesus 00:08 < sunrunner20> why would a company block 7zip 00:08 < sunrunner20> thats rank incompetence just like disabling tls1.0 by dropping the handshake 00:09 < jaelae> filezilla is blocked 00:09 < sunrunner20> filezilla deserves to be blocked 00:09 < sunrunner20> its trash 00:09 < xtensive> I would hurt myself on a ball, I'd bounce and roll around and play stupid games of how far I could lean back by still balancing with only one foot on the ground, etc, etc 00:09 < jaelae> nah i dig it. i run it locally to configure it as a temporary ftp server 00:09 < jaelae> for my different servers to send a backup to 00:09 < sunrunner20> and it stores all your passwords in plaintext 00:10 < mal_will> I've had ball chairs and kneeling chairs abakedapplepie 00:10 < mal_will> they just lead to slouching eventually too 00:10 < jaelae> keepass download is blocked 00:10 < jaelae> rofl 00:10 < binaryhermit> keep ass 00:11 < jaelae> ill just have to figure out how to download it and get it over there 00:11 < xtensive> keepass is the shizle 00:17 < jaelae> locked deown usb too 00:17 < jaelae> grr annoying 00:21 < xtensive> someone is probably getting a bunch of alerts of you trying to do all this stuff jaelae D: 00:22 < jaelae> nice 00:22 < jaelae> i hope so 00:23 < jaelae> im a domain admin for our server and app we support but our actual laptops are on a a different domain that IT controls. so they mess with us i think 00:23 < jaelae> trying to avoid finding out putty won't work when i try to go to the data center and access a switch :) 00:28 < mkillebrew> was that English? 00:28 < xamithan> What does different domain have to do with routing on a switch 00:28 < mkillebrew> what does routing have to do with a switch 00:29 < xtensive> I think he means that putty will be blocked from running locally 00:29 < xamithan> They have these magic devices called layer 3 switches 00:29 < xamithan> That are like.. routers 00:29 < mkillebrew> so you just assume switch == l3 switch? 00:29 < mkillebrew> ok 00:30 < mkillebrew> or was he trying to connect out serially 00:30 < mkillebrew> so much fuckery there on a normal basis, using USB adapters, and 9600 8n1 isn't a standard anymore, apparently 00:31 < suttin> nerds 00:31 < czarbomba> kenrin, what's the story behind your new nick? 00:31 < xtensive> it still is for Cisco stuff 00:31 < mkillebrew> some maniacs go all out on 115200 00:31 < xamithan> Nothing, just didn't want to be harassed. Not like I'm hiding 00:31 < czarbomba> so just a random string of letters? 00:31 < xtensive> 9600,8,1,none 00:32 < xtensive> that's living dangerous mkillebrew 00:32 < czarbomba> 9600/8/n/1 ride or die 00:32 < jaelae> xtensive: was right i would connect locally to a switch 00:32 < xtensive> lol 00:32 < jaelae> cisco 5k and 7k switches 00:32 < xtensive> we should get jacket patches with that on it czarbomba 00:32 < jaelae> i can connect remotely now i just jump to another server but if i locally go there with my laptop i need to do things locally and they locked everything down big time 00:33 < mkillebrew> I mean, it is handy to be able to bump it up to 115200 when you have to xmodem IOS over to it 00:33 < mkillebrew> but only a madman would leave it there 00:33 < jaelae> i don't use serial connections though i can SSH to a cisco terminal and jump around from there 00:33 < xtensive> I like the pacing of 9600 makes me feel like I'm really accomplishing shit spacing through configs :D 00:33 < czarbomba> "the 9600s. a san jose original" 00:34 < xamithan> You don't have like a crash cart machine for that? 00:34 < xtensive> I rarely actually serial into anything anymore though, shits fucked if I'm grabbing the console cable 00:35 < xamithan> I had to dig through storage closets for a few hours one day to find a damn null serial cable. I'm still irritated that they are not labeled in any way 00:35 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol xamithan 00:35 < xtensive> they are labeled blue color 00:37 < jaelae> Crash carts wouldn’t help in this case 00:38 < jaelae> That would just let me connect to a server and have a display 00:38 < jaelae> Some of these devices wouldn’t have a display to present 00:39 < xamithan> You would have admin on it though so you could serial 00:39 < czarbomba> best reason to keep an old laptop with a serial port alive 00:40 < xamithan> Nah, usb adapter for wins 00:40 < czarbomba> just slap a minimal gentoo install on it and it's your router saver 00:40 < mkillebrew> lol gentoo 00:40 < xtensive> that would be pretty damn old czarbomba 00:40 < mkillebrew> why would anyone do that 00:40 < czarbomba> cisco is famous for choking on usb-based serial adapters 00:40 < czarbomba> because most of you retards wouldn't know how to create a fast linux install otherwise 00:40 < mkillebrew> USB serial adapters are famous for being shit 00:41 < czarbomba> and even then you fail miserably at stage one like 99 times out of 100 00:41 < xtensive> The Belkin F5U409 is my goto 00:42 < javi404> is it friday yet? 00:42 < czarbomba> 5h18m away where god pays attention 00:42 < javi404> czarbomba: fair enough my friend 00:43 < xamithan> I have not ran into anything a SIIG usb serial adapter wouldn't work on 00:43 < xamithan> Can't say the same for most other brands =/ 00:46 < Casteil> mkillebrew: fffack, forgot to contact my ffl dealer today.. I think I'm going to switch to another one anyway.. brownell's has another one that indicates $25/gun transfers 00:46 < Casteil> fuck having to wait on a ffl dealer who's only open thurs/fri/sat 00:46 < javi404> xamithan: I love SIIG 00:46 < javi404> regardless of what product 00:46 < javi404> haha 00:47 < javi404> i feel like a shill now 00:47 < javi404> cheap, and works 00:47 < xamithan> They don't even sell the one I bought on newegg anymore 00:47 < javi404> xamithan: try amazon or alibaba 00:47 < xamithan> Scared of amazon for stuff like that, so many fakes 00:48 < mkillebrew> amazon? flakes? 00:50 < javi404> xamithan: if you have prime, send fakes back for free 00:50 < javi404> only buy prime products and you are good 00:50 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ffs 00:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> prev employee 00:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> trust relationship failed on their computer 00:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and nobody knows local admin 00:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> fun times 00:51 < xamithan> I don't have problems sending them back. It is just the hassle of it. I can see the amazon market having fakes but this stuff I'm buying straight from their warehouse 00:53 < jaelae> Dude at work pathed that kb that fucks your shit up on 2008 and generates a new nic (kb488748 or something ) 00:53 < jaelae> It was trust relationship heaven 00:53 < czarbomba> software is now generating hardware? 00:54 < czarbomba> IT'S SKYNET EVERYBODY FUCKING RUN 00:54 < czarbomba> ^knows 00:55 < jaelae> The update messed up the vms network adapter and created a new one set to dhcp 00:55 < jaelae> So you had a bunch of servers go offline 00:55 < jaelae> Scary shit 00:55 < czarbomba> wild. must have been a fun night 00:56 < jaelae> Two nights. About 5 servers went offline first some on test some on production - 1 night after the patch released so that meant he was patching some of prod without testing t 00:56 < czarbomba> if that patch were in my queue i would have seen it when the dev servers shit the bed 00:56 < jaelae> 3 weeks later he patched the rest of prod with the same patch and brought down a domain controller 00:56 < czarbomba> but even then i'd have been both pissed and bewildered 00:57 < czarbomba> see now that's just dumb 00:57 < jaelae> He said since only 5 servers were effected he decided not to exclude it 00:57 < czarbomba> why bother with a test group if you're just gonna yolo and patch production regardless 00:57 < jaelae> Out of 2500 servers 00:57 < jaelae> Yea we got a cowboy 00:57 < czarbomba> if he's senior to you, start fluffing up your c.v. 00:57 < czarbomba> because it will only end in heartbreak 00:57 < jaelae> Nah different team 00:57 < czarbomba> something will get fucked up and you will be held accountable for it 00:57 < xamithan> What if my senior uses automatic patching czarbomba ? 00:58 < jaelae> I don’t touch our windows updates fuck that 00:58 < czarbomba> without testing? 00:58 < czarbomba> murder him in his sleep 00:58 < xamithan> Yes, no tests 00:58 < czarbomba> no court in the land would convict 00:58 < jaelae> This is all automated it’s supposed to hit test first week then prod third week 00:58 < xamithan> We only have maybe 3 or 4 win machines that aren't client servers though 00:58 < czarbomba> well as long as the results of the test are thoroughly vetted that's fine 00:58 < jaelae> I just patched VMware and I patch test and wait 30-90 days to patch prod 00:59 < czarbomba> we have a two week shifting schedule for anything that isn't super critical and i have plenty of time to find out if the test servers fall over 00:59 < jaelae> That’s the smart way 00:59 < jaelae> We have it too but he isn’t doing it. Smh 00:59 < jaelae> Scary 01:31 < m4221> Hello sysadmins. Fix my printer 01:31 <+MillerBOSS> OK. #1 put it in the garbage. #2 see #1 01:32 < The_Dv8or> sup 01:32 < m4221> MillerBOSS: you're fired 01:32 < voidstar> instructions unclear, put garbage in my printer 01:33 <+MillerBOSS> Sounds good m4221 01:34 * m4221 shits on voidstar's printer 01:35 < voidstar> no need for the show of dominance, my dhcp server is authoritative in this domain 01:37 < enix> m4221: whats your printer doing 01:39 < enix> m4221: is it turned on and running? 01:40 < czarbomba> instructions unclear, dick now stuck in printer 01:40 < voidstar> ah, laser skin treatment? 01:40 < m4221> enix: I tried to print on cardboard 01:41 < m4221> czarbomba: like quagmire? 01:43 < czarbomba> giggity 01:43 <+MillerBOSS> I'll have my team get back to you 01:43 < czarbomba> your updog team? 01:43 <+MillerBOSS> Whats updog? 01:44 < czarbomba> JUST CHILLIN' G WHAT'S UP WITH U 01:44 < enix> MillerBOSS: nm mate how about you 01:44 < czarbomba> successful dad joke execution. engage skynet proliferation stage 3 01:44 <+MillerBOSS> Doo it 01:45 <+MillerBOSS> .yt office updog 01:45 <+layer-eight> YouTube Best of: The Office (Season 2) - https://youtu.be/-E5NxtIogKM 01:46 <+MillerBOSS> Hey hey hey 01:46 <+MillerBOSS> Wow the Internet is so much different when turning off ublock origin after having it on for a few years 01:46 < enix> lmao 01:47 * m4221 pegs layer-eight 01:47 < m4221> .g pegging 01:47 <+layer-eight> Google 1,940,000 results found for: " pegging " 01:47 <+layer-eight> Urban Dictionary: pegging - Pegging is not a gay thing whatsoever. No matter how you take it apart and put it back together, it is still sex between a man and a woman. In other words; straight sex. It is certainly enjoyable, given that the right amount of communication and comfort were considered. It is typically not a good idea to surprise a man by simply ... : https://www.urbandictionary.co 01:47 <+MillerBOSS> OK hunterkll 01:47 < czarbomba> i think hunterkll fully accepts the fundamental gayness behind his pegging addiction 01:47 < czarbomba> the person who wrote that entry is in a deep state of denial 01:48 < m4221> .g czarbomba 01:48 <+layer-eight> Google 449 results found for: " czarbomba " 01:48 <+layer-eight> Tsar Bomba - Wikipedia - Coordinates: 73°48′26″N 54°58′54″E / 73.80722°N 54.98167°E / 73.80722 ; 54.98167. Tsar Bomba was the Western nickname for the Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created. Its test on 30 October 1961 remains the most powerful explosive ever detonated. It was also ... : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba 01:48 < m4221> czarbomba: cryptic1 is in dengial 01:49 < m4221> Denial 01:49 < czarbomba> i think cryptic1 is too canadian to allow himself to be pegged 01:52 < m4221> .g read only friday 01:52 <+layer-eight> Google 123,000,000 results found for: " read only friday " 01:52 <+layer-eight> Read Only Friday - Is It Read Only Friday? No - go ahead... Deploy and release ALL THE THINGS! : https://isitreadonlyfriday.com/ 01:54 <+MillerBOSS> .bofh 01:54 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS, BOFH says: Don't worry; it's been deprecated. The new one is worse. 01:54 <+MillerBOSS> But but how worse? 01:55 < czarbomba> firefox is wishing me happy friday the 13th. at 8pm on the 12th 01:55 < czarbomba> i guess something something (((UTC))) 01:55 < czarbomba> although technically even in greenwich it's still the 12th for 4 more minutes 01:56 < czarbomba> (((firefox))) 01:57 <+MillerBOSS> (((((((OMG))))))) 01:58 <+MillerBOSS> Create a ticket with Mozilla czarbomba 01:58 <+MillerBOSS> #GOPOMPEO 01:59 <+MillerBOSS> czarbomba 👉 Did you catch how Zuckerberg said Silicon Valley is left? 01:59 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: isn't it tho? 02:00 <+MillerBOSS> I believe it is but I thought from a conversation with czarbomba he believed I was wrong but I could be recalling it wrong 02:00 < enix> why did layer 8 google czardbomb..? 02:00 < sadbox> It was during the senate one, guy was asking him about whether the bias of his emploees would effect the product 02:00 <+MillerBOSS> enix 👉 06:48:15 PM m4221 .g czarbomba 02:01 < sadbox> he said something about "we are in silicon valley" 02:01 < enix> i dont have that in my log 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> Right 02:01 < enix> weird 02:01 < sadbox> and then guy tried to sell him on setting up an office in bumfuck, nowhere 02:01 <+MillerBOSS> enix 👉 https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-12-19-01-31-da.png 02:02 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: woah there MillerBOSS I did not consent with u puttin my logs up publically 02:02 < sadbox> that's my DATA 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> Was Wednesday's grilling worth watching sadbox? I was sleeping the whole day. :( I found Tuesday's entertaining though 02:02 < sadbox> u got there 02:02 <+MillerBOSS> Yes you are correct sadbox :D 02:02 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: same stuff 02:02 < sadbox> zuck explaining the Internet to old people 02:03 < sadbox> more "HOW MANY CATEGORIES OF DATA DO YOU STORE" 02:03 <+DrGibby|> https://i.imgur.com/bhpa2nR.gifv 02:04 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: oh, and way more of the "FB CENSORS CONSERVATIVE CONTENT" 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> Lol categories 02:04 <+MillerBOSS> And more of my team will get back to you? 02:04 < sadbox> so much 02:05 < sadbox> tl;dr mostly the same 02:05 <+MillerBOSS> OK I will watch. 02:06 < E-werd> i'm tired of this meme already 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> I gotta brag here. I finally got this off the ground https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-12-19-05-58-IW.png 02:06 < sadbox> oh dang 02:06 < sadbox> what's the site? 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> Still learning though 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> That is youtube 02:06 < sadbox> oh 02:06 < sadbox> channel? 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> Its foxiness videos 02:06 <+MillerBOSS> Fox news* 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> I'd rather not share. I can't remove something that kinda identifies me 02:07 * DrGibby| identifies MillerBOSS 02:07 <+MillerBOSS> So just been youtube-dl'n files daily 02:09 < enix> so you repost fox news videos? 02:09 <+MillerBOSS> https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/screencapture-youtube-analytics-2018-04-12-19_08_32-sF.png 02:09 <+MillerBOSS> Yes 02:09 <+MillerBOSS> Full length 02:09 <+MillerBOSS> From fox news's website 02:10 <+MillerBOSS> Tucker Carlson is huge on my channel 02:11 <+MillerBOSS> I think I might do CNN and MSNBC just for the numbers but I wouldn't watch that crap if I was paid 02:11 < sadbox> I don't even know how to feel about that 02:11 <+MillerBOSS> Feel how ever you want 02:11 <+MillerBOSS> :) 02:12 <+MillerBOSS> Mobile is huge https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-12-19-12-03-CN.png 02:12 <+MillerBOSS> Last 24 hours 02:12 <+MillerBOSS> I mean 48 hours 02:12 < sadbox> It's like the web version of all my arkansas friends reselling furniture and shit from craigslist 02:12 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha 02:13 <+MillerBOSS> Its not like I am copying some youtube's shit 02:13 < mkillebrew> so you just rip videos from cable news and put them on the youtubes? 02:13 <+MillerBOSS> youtuber's 02:13 <+MillerBOSS> Yes sir. There are many channels that are doing it. 02:13 < mkillebrew> automated or do you have to manually hit i? 02:14 <+MillerBOSS> And they are capping shit resolution and audio and not the whole episode. I watch The Five often and said fuck lets see if I can do this. 02:14 < czarbomba> fuck this client wasn't online when millerboss claimed he didn't watch faux news 02:14 < czarbomba> logfail 02:14 <+MillerBOSS> Right now manually upload and refresh websites like http://video.foxnews.com/playlist/longform-special-report/ for new URL. I want to automate it some how but need to learn python to scrap new URL 02:15 <+MillerBOSS> I do watch fox news 02:15 < czarbomba> clearly 02:15 <+MillerBOSS> Whats wrong with that? 02:15 < mkillebrew> what a clever name, faux news, like fake news, but it sounds similar to fox news, which is its name. I hadn't heard that, that's super clever 02:15 < mkillebrew> did you make that up? 02:15 < czarbomba> nothing except a few weeks back you claimed the opposite 02:15 <+MillerBOSS> I may have said I don't watch much of it 02:15 < czarbomba> mkillebrew is gonna make a funny if he has to try harder than anybody in the history of tryhard to do it 02:15 < Jekotia> Fox News is about as accurate as a person claiming they don't poop 02:15 < enix> Jekotia: but i dont 02:16 < mkillebrew> they all spin according to what their audience wants to hear so it draws attention and sells ads. 02:16 < czarbomba> except one has been caught repeatedly propagating outright falsehoods and refusing to retract when evidence debunked 02:16 < mkillebrew> it's their job to make money, not represent anything accurately 02:16 < Jekotia> mkillebrew: That's sorta the opposite of news 02:17 < mkillebrew> one? mmm... or all of them? 02:17 < mkillebrew> yes, it is 02:17 < czarbomba> remember: alex bissonnette attacked the mosque in quebec in 2017. fox ran a week's worth of headlines, tweets and chyrons that a muslim was responsible 02:17 < mkillebrew> it's a business 02:17 < czarbomba> bissonnette is a christian white supremacist 02:17 < mkillebrew> none of them are in it for your best interest 02:17 < Jekotia> Makes me wish the network depicted in The Newsroom was real 02:18 < czarbomba> i'm pretty sure the version of the newsroom from season 2 is represented by larger sinclair stations 02:18 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: I'm mostly amazed that fox news, etc doesn't have their shit in the content protection for youtube 02:18 <+MillerBOSS> Actually I don't think they care. More exposure for them 02:18 < sadbox> I wouldn't let people upload my shit and monetize when there's a fairly simple / easy way to block it 02:19 <+MillerBOSS> Else they would have done what you just said 02:19 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: they could always do it themselves 02:20 <+MillerBOSS> Right they could but do not. Google/YouTube Tucker Carlson. They are many channels uploading this type of content with many views. 02:20 < Jekotia> Don't suppose anyone knows of a good way to monitor temperature sensors and SMART status of a Windows PC over network? Fucking hate Windows. Linux? 10 minutes in bash and it's automatically reporting when there's cause for concern. 02:20 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: anyhow, if you're trying to stop people from finding your channel 02:20 < mkillebrew> he's small potatoes, not likely worth the trouble to take his pennies. 02:20 < sadbox> you should prolly delete that screenshot 02:21 < sadbox> you've got the only channel w/ most of those video names 02:21 <+MillerBOSS> Fair enough ;) 02:21 < mkillebrew> too late 02:21 <+MillerBOSS> lol 02:21 <+MillerBOSS> You are right 02:22 < Jekotia> MillerBOSS: Yea, pretty sure I found your channel already ;) 02:22 <+MillerBOSS> Its OK. :) 02:23 <+MillerBOSS> Find me, lets have a beer 02:23 < czarbomba> channel? i'm buying a new kitchen set with millerboss's credit card 02:24 <+MillerBOSS> OK. But then I get to pick it out 02:24 < czarbomba> too late 02:25 < czarbomba> you can pick out the curtains 02:25 <+MillerBOSS> Great! 02:25 < mkillebrew> pick curtains with penises on them 02:25 < Jekotia> Oh if he's buying, I'll take a new chair. Mine has a 30% chance of maintaining it's height :| Frequent sinking is annoying AF 02:25 < mkillebrew> why not just amazon prime yourself up a new chair 02:26 < Jekotia> mkillebrew: a) Canada. We generally don' 02:26 < Jekotia> t get options that good on amazon 02:26 < Jekotia> b) broke, thanks to NEEDING new summer tires 02:26 < mkillebrew> Have you tried not being poor? 02:26 < mkillebrew> It's super off putting and really gross. 02:26 < Jekotia> I'm not poor. Priorities. 02:27 < Jekotia> Not dying is more important than comfortable sitting 02:27 < mkillebrew> broke but not poor? ... 02:27 < Jekotia> Broke due to dumping all available funds for the month into new tires. 02:28 < Jekotia> Living in Toronto isn't cheap 02:28 < catbeard> Not hungry, just broke. 02:28 < Jekotia> ^ 02:28 < Jekotia> Plenty of food 02:29 < Jekotia> And I guess broke is inaccurate. 20k in savings. But I avoid touching that unless I need it. 02:29 < catbeard> you have more restraint than I 02:30 < Jekotia> I was brought up very frugal 02:30 < catbeard> you must do like NOTHING weeknights/weekends 02:30 < Jekotia> ^ 02:30 < Jekotia> Not by choice though 02:30 < Jekotia> Aspergers (high functioning autism). Not great at people. Awkward as fuck. 02:31 < czarbomba> jekotia, mkillebrew has found the secret to millennial living: suck the parents dry like a leech on a fat man 02:32 < Jekotia> czarbomba: Can't. 1 parent in my life, also on a tight budget. I actually make more than my mom does. Makes accepting anything from her feel real shitty TBH 02:32 < czarbomba> easier to be frugal when you subsist on breakfast cereal 3 meals a day and don't have to spend money on dry cleaning because mom 02:32 < mkillebrew> yeah, totes live with my parents 02:33 < czarbomba> well, mom+general poor hygiene+a wardrobe full of tapout shirts 02:33 < mkillebrew> This isn't Europe, people don't live with their mom until they're 40 02:33 < czarbomba> people, no. but we're discussing your sitch. 02:34 < mkillebrew> oh ok.. yeah, totally live with my mom, I should yell at her to bring me more chicken tendies 02:34 < The_Dv8or> my mom paid for me to move out at 18 02:35 < The_Dv8or> now she lives in a place where its against the rules for me to live there 02:35 < czarbomba> sounds like she learned what to do for the second half of her life 02:35 < czarbomba> does she still take your calls? 02:35 < The_Dv8or> twice a week 02:35 < czarbomba> perfect 02:35 < czarbomba> there might still be an inheritance in it for you 02:36 < The_Dv8or> oh, there is 02:36 < The_Dv8or> six figgas 02:36 < czarbomba> i'm kinda glad my parents are poor. i won't ever find myself feeling guilty that i just wish they'd go along and conk out so i can get paid. 02:36 < mkillebrew> I guess I'll just snack on the cheetos and oreo bits in my mane of a neckbeard 02:37 < The_Dv8or> fuck that, I wanna work 02:37 < mkillebrew> and this pickle in my fat fold that was a cucumber when I put it there 02:37 < czarbomba> i thought the cheeto dust was left in the neckbeard so other neckbeards could find them and pick them out 02:37 < The_Dv8or> let someone else pay for servers and SANs and switches I wanna play with 02:37 < czarbomba> you know. social behavior. 02:37 < czarbomba> like adolescent gorillas, only smellier. 02:37 * mkillebrew wipes his hands on an anime body pillow 02:37 < czarbomba> don't even joke about that. i'm pretty sure hunterkll has some. 02:38 < mkillebrew> cool story 02:39 <@cryptic1> wtf have I returned to? 02:39 <@cryptic1> worst story ever 02:40 < The_Dv8or> thought I was gonna make matzo balls tonight. Guess not 02:45 <+MillerBOSS> LIKE EVER 02:46 < suttin> cryptic1: get out 02:47 <@cryptic1> suttin, no u 02:47 < suttin> nou 02:48 < Jay-Ros> what the fuck have I returned to? 02:48 < fd26> D: 02:49 < catbeard> you've arrived somewhere new it appears 02:49 <+DrGibby|> cryptic1: get back to work 02:49 < Jay-Ros> catbeard: get back to work 02:49 < catbeard> nevah! 02:49 < Jay-Ros> pleasing kerning on that one 02:50 < Jay-Ros> I've got 56 of my 200-odd computers now running on my new symantec endpoint manager software config 02:50 < catbeard> great, now you know which ones to wipe and install linux on 02:50 < Jay-Ros> fuck symantec and their shitty techs - the guy didn't push me through upgrading the old version to a high enough version to migrate all the users 02:50 < Jay-Ros> catbeard - we don't run mac. Take what you can. 02:51 < catbeard> i said linux not mac 02:51 < Jay-Ros> I said take what you can, I understood what you meat 02:51 < catbeard> also it's free! 02:51 < Jay-Ros> meant* 02:51 < catbeard> can't beat free, even with a shiny ui 02:51 < Jay-Ros> :| you've not worked corporate 02:51 < catbeard> unless apple starts going 'no really we'll pay you to install mac' 02:51 < catbeard> don't think that's gonna happen 02:52 < catbeard> would save thousands on VLK 02:52 < catbeard> corporate will love another golf trip over the break 02:53 < mal_will> Lol 02:53 < mal_will> Managing an Enterprise env of Macs would be hell 02:54 < mal_will> They actually would have to pay people to switch 02:54 <+NinjaStyle> wow fuck you windows 02:55 <@JollyRgrs> "right back at'cha" - Microsoft 02:55 <+NinjaStyle> my computer rebooted for updates as i was helping a coworker and didnt do autorecover on a report 02:55 <+NinjaStyle> luckily i enabled autosave and it was in my autosave directory 02:55 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: your admin needs to setup updates better 02:55 <@JollyRgrs> and if you had adv. warning and didn't reboot earlier... that's your own fault 02:55 <+NinjaStyle> and for once, my kali vm actually suspended which almost never happens on update reboots 02:56 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: no, windows is fucking stupid and doesnt alert you 02:56 <+NinjaStyle> i even enabled it on local gpo 02:56 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: not Windows' fault 02:56 <+NinjaStyle> yes it is 02:56 <@JollyRgrs> use SCCM 02:56 <@JollyRgrs> problem solved 02:56 <+NinjaStyle> we cant 02:56 <@JollyRgrs> "have issues with MSFT product? Buy $MSFTProduct to make it work better" 02:56 < mal_will> I disabled windows updates on my last win 10 laptop 02:57 < mal_will> The fucker just borked itself 02:57 < mal_will> Now even on reload it won't update 02:57 <+NinjaStyle> we cant use sccm for like 10 windows machines, it should allow a non-domain machine to specify when updates get applied 02:57 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - you can' use WSUS? 02:57 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: WUA updated 02:57 <+NinjaStyle> no 02:57 <@JollyRgrs> we had an image from like novmber... 02:57 <@JollyRgrs> sometime between then and feb. WUA updated 02:58 <@JollyRgrs> and if you didn't update at some point, your PC won't see new updates 02:58 <+NinjaStyle> why the fuck would windows make it impossible to do manual updating and rebooting in win 10 pro 02:58 <@JollyRgrs> try just DLing the update manually then installing the .msu 02:58 <@JollyRgrs> you guys are such end-users 02:58 < Jay-Ros> JollyRgrs^ cumulative should fix it 02:58 <@JollyRgrs> gaaaah 02:58 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: i am an end user 02:58 <@JollyRgrs> Jay-Ros: yup, latest cummulative and done :) 02:58 <@JollyRgrs> NinjaStyle: it shows 02:58 < mal_will> I'm done with Windows on personal machines 02:59 < Jay-Ros> I held off on windows updates, told my manager I was doing so over 2 months 02:59 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: we arent part of the corp network 02:59 < Jay-Ros> then pushed out the cumulative and it was sorted 02:59 <+NinjaStyle> i dont have control over any infrastructure here 02:59 < mal_will> No domain, mad probs 02:59 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - dev environ? 02:59 < mal_will> Ninjastyle is pentest, not sys 02:59 < mal_will> He doesn't have the keys anymore 02:59 < Jay-Ros> ahhhh righto 02:59 < Jekotia> "Here honey, climb inside this PC case for a video" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88NH_CaDjkk&t=3m The things people do xD 02:59 <+layer-eight> YouTube Top 5 Most Insane Cases by 2018-03-04T20:00:23.000Z (duration: 10:27) on Mon Mar 05 03:00:23 UTC 2018, 2018-03-04T20:00:23.000Z views 03:00 <+NinjaStyle> and we all use different shit, there is no standard image or anything in my dept 03:00 < Jay-Ros> gotcha 03:00 <+NinjaStyle> only thing that is mandated is 2fa and FDE 03:00 < mal_will> Reee reeee reee reeee 03:01 <+NinjaStyle> and it really fucking sucks to be writing a report and step away for a few minutes and windows just decides for me to reboot 03:01 < mal_will> Windows 10 has somewhat disenchanted me 03:01 <+NinjaStyle> windows 10 fucking blows 03:01 <+NinjaStyle> from a ux perspective 03:01 < mal_will> I'm a real msoft Stan, too 03:01 <@JollyRgrs> win10 is a very nice OS 03:01 <@JollyRgrs> you guys got panties in a wad 03:01 <+NinjaStyle> JollyRgrs: not for user experience 03:01 < hug> NinjaStyle: Set your active hours and it won't do thgat. 03:02 < mal_will> I wish they'd stayed away from the big touch screen menus 03:02 < Jay-Ros> I'm dying to find something which strips down windows 10 to a baseline model, no cortana or onedrive, and if I can work out how to get that running smoothly I'll call it the new image to run off 03:02 < mal_will> Classic she'll is good 03:02 < mal_will> Shell* 03:02 < Jay-Ros> corporate mal_will... that's not viable. 03:02 < mal_will> It is for me 03:02 < mal_will> I'm doing it rih nah 03:03 < mal_will> People begged for it 03:03 < hug> ...Just use a group policy to disable onedrive 03:03 < hug> And why do you need to disable Cortana? 03:03 < mal_will> Classic shell has gpo templates 03:03 < mal_will> It's Fucking dope 03:03 <+NinjaStyle> i uninstalled all the appx packages when i installed win 10 and everything was fine, but as they have rolled more shit into appx packages my pc gets more and more bork 03:04 < mal_will> No more charms menus, custom start buttons, it has a lot of nice custom bits 03:04 <+NinjaStyle> like when i go to set default programs, it just crashes 03:04 <+NinjaStyle> i cant set an image viewer 03:04 <+NinjaStyle> i ahve to do it per filetype 03:04 < hug> > I fucked windows and now windows is fucked 03:04 < mal_will> I cant remember how I disabled Cortana 03:04 < suttin> Jay-Ros: install arch and i3 03:04 < hug> This is not a Windows problem this is a NinjaStyle problem. 03:05 < Jay-Ros> suttin - I've got a couple of centOS boxes arond 03:05 < mal_will> But I defs killed Cortana dead 03:05 <+NinjaStyle> hug: i am allowed to uninstall all appx packages, but i cant do manual updates, hmmm 03:05 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - AppX is similar to App-V? 03:05 < hug> You're "allowed" to do whatever you want. 03:05 < suttin> Jay-Ros: nah man thats downstream, you want the beta to the beta os 03:05 < suttin> arch 03:05 < hug> You just can't expect it to work afterward. 03:05 < suttin> or, the upstream to the upstream os 03:05 <+NinjaStyle> hug: not via any built in config parameter 03:05 < hug> Disable Windows Update & BITS. 03:05 <+NinjaStyle> hug: uninstalling appx stuff used to be fine 03:06 < Jay-Ros> suttin - I'm all about that 'not touching shit that works'. My 12 months here has meant a dramatic drop in user calls 03:06 < hug> Takes 30 seconds. Windows will never update again. 03:06 <+NinjaStyle> hug: it reenables itself 03:06 < hug> No, if you disable the services they stay disabled. 03:06 < Jay-Ros> but I'm still working through the pile of shit which was 'permanent bandaid fixes' for everything else 03:06 < mal_will> I got a credit card offer that somehow helps an animal charity but says literally nothing about how it does that 03:07 < mal_will> Like, fuck you guys 03:07 < Jekotia> Why would anyone want this xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88NH_CaDjkk&t=7m3s 03:07 <+layer-eight> YouTube Top 5 Most Insane Cases by 2018-03-04T20:00:23.000Z (duration: 10:27) on Mon Mar 05 03:00:23 UTC 2018, 2018-03-04T20:00:23.000Z views 03:07 < mal_will> Ugh, one dollar per new account and five cents for every $100 spent. That's shitty 03:08 <+NinjaStyle> hug: windows update is a rootkit 03:08 <+NinjaStyle> hug: they have scheduled tasks configured to re-enable it 03:09 < hug> No, they don't. 03:09 <+NinjaStyle> and i even borked those once and it was re-enabled 03:09 < hug> And no, it isn't a "rootkit". 03:09 <+NinjaStyle> they do 03:09 <+NinjaStyle> prove its not 03:09 < hug> uh 03:09 < hug> https://h-u.gs/1wjf5 03:09 < Jekotia> NinjaStyle: Prove it is. Generally, you prove a truth, not a falsehood. 03:10 < hug> I mean the literal definition of a rootkit, is not what Windows is. 03:10 < czarbomba> the rules are different when we're shitting on microsoft 03:10 <+NinjaStyle> hug: i never authorized these updates 03:10 <+DrGibby|> https://www.bishopfox.com/resources/tools/rfid-hacking/attack-tools/ 03:10 < hug> ...You're an idiot. 03:10 < Jekotia> NinjaStyle: You likely do according to the EULA 03:10 < mal_will> I think that's backwards Jekotia 03:10 < hug> There are like 40 ways to disable Windows Update. 03:10 < hug> They all work just fine. 03:10 <+NinjaStyle> hug: it creates a scheduled task to re-enable windows update 03:10 * hug bangs head on desk 03:10 < hug> Please, provide evidence of this. 03:10 < suttin> fuck that, blackhole the dns lookups 03:11 < suttin> boom problem solved 03:11 < czarbomba> ninjastyle, i think he's being pedantic by pointing out that it's not undetected. because it's windows. therefore you knew what you were getting into. like trump said. 03:11 < mal_will> I mean, windows 8.1 definitely keeps bypassing my disabling attempts 03:12 < mal_will> It's getting so fucking old 03:12 <+DrGibby|> lets resort to name calling because thats a great way to promote discourse! 03:12 <+NinjaStyle> you all can shill all you want 03:12 < hug> DrGibby|: I mean constantly spouting un-truths isn't particularly useful. 03:12 <+NinjaStyle> its true though, so 03:12 <+DrGibby|> neither is name calling 03:13 < mal_will> Pedantic? 03:13 < hug> No, it's not. But it's not pretending to be. 03:13 < hug> The fact remains: Windows Update does *not* self configure, and there's no evidence that it does. 03:13 <+NinjaStyle> it does 03:13 <+NinjaStyle> there is tons of evidence 03:13 <+NinjaStyle> google it 03:13 < hug> You can disable it by service, you can disable it by group policy, you can disable it by registry... 03:13 < mal_will> I'm bored, I guess I'll put 7 minutes into this 03:13 < czarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpbdGnJbneE 03:13 <+layer-eight> YouTube WIMOTI - Shallow and Pedantic - Family guy by 2013-10-08T21:04:19.000Z (duration: 49s) on Wed Oct 09 04:04:19 UTC 2013, 2013-10-08T21:04:19.000Z views 03:14 < mal_will> But only 7 minutes 03:14 <+NinjaStyle> hug: and of course it is possible to completely break windows update, my original complaint was that icant run the updates manually 03:14 < hug> When you update to a new build, the new build does set registry keys back to enabled. 03:14 < hug> Of course you can. 03:14 < mal_will> Hi Hi: https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_10-other_settings/windows-10-windows-update-keeps-turning-it-self/323c832e-119f-4552-8641-474acbd3dcff 03:15 < hug> gpedit -> computer config -> admin templates -> windows components -> windows update -> configure windows update 03:15 < mal_will> This was fast, man 03:15 <+NinjaStyle> doesnt work 03:15 < czarbomba> seriously though there is a measure of pedantry involved when the 'legit' maker of the software does something underhanded enough to thwart the will of an admin who might not pay close enough attention to EVERY system 03:15 < czarbomba> which is bad yadda yadda yadda but it's an unnecessary infosec challenge amid a fucking tsunami of necessary ones 03:15 < czarbomba> if that's the decision an admin makes, fucking accept it. 03:16 < hug> "doesn't work" 03:16 < hug> 'k. 03:16 < hug> I mean I've got that set up myself. And it does. 03:16 < hug> But maybe I'm just living in some kind of alternate reality. 03:17 < mal_will> This guy went hard: https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_10-update/some-services-re-enable-themselves-even-though-i/17a75142-d06a-4552-af56-6c2ee02ab7e7 03:17 < czarbomba> you're living in a land where there needs to be a one-stop one-step "shut this motherfucker OFF and leave it that way" option like there always was before 03:17 < mal_will> ^^ czarbomba 03:17 < mal_will> ffs DO WHAT I TELL YOU, YOU GLORIFIED TOASTER 03:18 < mal_will> lol, I like this guys saga, in the last link I posted 03:19 < mal_will> I can't believe how many people say to meter your connection 03:19 < mal_will> are you fucking kidding me, this is what it comes to? 03:20 < mal_will> I'd get reamed at work 03:20 < mal_will> Ah my 7 minutes is up 03:21 <+NinjaStyle> windows is perfect you guys 03:21 <+NinjaStyle> i was wrong 03:21 < mal_will> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoMQBeaDNlc 03:22 <+layer-eight> YouTube Prof - Bar Breaker (Official Video) by 2015-08-25T16:06:41.000Z (duration: 2:59) on Tue Aug 25 23:06:41 UTC 2015, 2015-08-25T16:06:41.000Z views 03:22 < mal_will> y'all this beat is alright 03:22 < sadbox> czarbomba: maybe just don't turn off updates 03:22 <+NinjaStyle> MS making windows update persistent malware was in my best interest after all. 03:22 < mal_will> I mean, they do it because they care 03:23 < mal_will> You ungrateful swine 03:23 <+NinjaStyle> hug was right, i am an idiot for using windows 03:23 < mal_will> freedom is danger. 03:23 < sadbox> mal_will: in the case of not installing updates, it is tho 03:23 < hug> No you're an idiot because you can't figure out how to turn off Windows Update, despite being a sysadmin. 03:23 <+NinjaStyle> hug: I DONT WANT IT TURNED OFF 03:24 * DrGibby| giggles 03:24 < hug> You can't figure out how to set it to notify you beforehand, then. 03:24 <+NinjaStyle> for a genius youre sure a dumb fucker 03:24 < hug> Or whatever it is you want to do. 03:24 * Jay-Ros chortles 03:24 < mal_will> what if I want to analyze malware and windows defender jst keeps shutting out the game, sadbox 03:24 < hug> I mean it's all right there in the group policy settings in plain words. 03:24 < mal_will> hug: he aint no sys 03:24 <+NinjaStyle> hug: youre wrong, do some research before spouting bullshit 03:24 < mal_will> I think he used to be tho 03:24 < mal_will> while back 03:24 < hug> I manage fleets of PCs using these policies. 03:24 < hug> But okay. 03:24 < sadbox> mal_will: if you've got the skills to analyze malware you can prolly disable the updates 03:24 < mal_will> also though, hug I did find some posts on that 03:25 <+NinjaStyle> do you have windows update disabled on win 10? 03:25 < sadbox> even if NinjaStyle can't 03:25 < hug> On my home PC, yes. 03:25 <+NinjaStyle> hug: ? 03:25 < mal_will> I keep disabling them brah, they just keep finding new ways for me to kill sadbox 03:25 < mal_will> It's like a game 03:25 < sadbox> I'm just talking out my ass tbh, I haven't touched a windows PC except for gaming in like 8 years 03:26 < mal_will> a really resource heavy game "why is my computer telling me it's installing updates" Girl, I don't care. I never cared. take your nappy ass over there" 03:26 < hug> I re-enable updates semi-regularly to get updates, but leave it disabled throughout the week when I'm playing online games. 03:26 < mal_will> right sadbox ? When I move from windows, I can never really get away from having a vm for gaming 03:26 <@Nostalg14c> Morning. 03:26 <+DrGibby|> Nostalg14c: evening 03:26 < hug> Because my Internet connection can't handle updates and gaming at the same time. 03:27 <+NinjaStyle> thats retarded to need to disable and re-enable updates just to get to choose when they get applied 03:27 <+NinjaStyle> first off 03:27 < sadbox> hug: gotta be cool and like 03:27 < sadbox> get a 250mbit connection like me 03:27 < insecurity> hey someone said i should back my bitcoin wallet up to pastebin can someone check and see if i did it right?? 03:27 < insecurity> https://pastebin.com/raw/s8tWw56A 03:27 <+NinjaStyle> second, windows does have scheduled tasks to re-enable on you 03:27 < hug> sadbox: I can't get any faster than 12mbps. 03:27 < hug> And NinjaStyle, the reason I do it that way is because I don't have a set schedule for my home lift. 03:27 < sadbox> hug: rip 03:28 < hug> life* 03:28 <+NinjaStyle> insecurity: looks right 03:28 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - $service = get-service -name "wuauserv"; $service | set-service -StartupType Disabled; $service | stop-service 03:28 < hug> For work machines, they work on schedule. 03:28 < Fongy888> o/ hug 03:28 <+NinjaStyle> Jay-Ros: i know how to disable a service 03:28 < mal_will> This server is hot. I should rub a popsicle on it's mouth 03:28 < mal_will> that'll sort the little guy out 03:28 < Jay-Ros> <|:) I know :) 03:29 <@JollyRgrs> mal_will: that'll make the little guy come out 03:29 < mal_will> heyoooo 03:29 <+DrGibby|> o_O 03:29 < cozyfraser> yo whatup nerds ready to get bullied 03:29 * DrGibby| shits on cozyfraser 03:29 < sadbox> cozyfraser: woah rude 03:29 < mal_will> Today I get to do pen test labs 03:29 < Jay-Ros> cozyfraser - why, is your dad bored of you already? 03:29 <+NinjaStyle> cozyfraser: jokes on you, been getting bullied for 30 minutes 03:29 <+DrGibby|> ayyy 03:29 < cozyfraser> implying that I don't enjoy getting shit on 03:30 < cozyfraser> Came in today, one of my coworkers got fired last night, email sent this morning 03:30 < hug> Oh hey look, a setting that does exactly what you want, NinjaStyle: https://h-u.gs/CDXBR 03:30 < mal_will> did they offboard in time? 03:30 < cozyfraser> yeah it's all good, he wasn't the best, caused a bunch of drama 03:31 < cozyfraser> was a level 1 who wanted to change everything within his first two weeks 03:31 < sadbox> cozyfraser: they're my favorites tho 03:31 < Jay-Ros> hug - I need a powershell script that taps into my boss's brain and convinces him that symantec endpoint management is a pile of junk, do you have a script for that? 03:31 < mal_will> BBY , git gud first 03:31 < cozyfraser> nah mate, not this guy 03:32 < cozyfraser> we're still a new msp and atm our documentation is dogshit 03:32 < mal_will> "Why would I be interested in anything a tier one has to say" 03:32 < mal_will> I wish I could be a dick at work 03:32 < cozyfraser> and he was literally crying on the phone about how "it is really hard for me to come into a place with this little documentation" 03:32 < Jay-Ros> cozyfraser - they're the people you say "let me see what you can do... start with this task, and once you've sorted that out I'll put you on the next one. Give me a list of what you want to fix, and how" 03:33 < cozyfraser> like literally crying 03:33 < cozyfraser> not a joke 03:33 < mal_will> oh man 03:33 <+NinjaStyle> holy shit, just checked my calendar, i am booked through the week of 7/16 D: 03:33 < mal_will> Man this dang ol first lab of the night is on NMAP. :| 03:33 < cozyfraser> I was like "please man it's 4:30 and I'm doing maintenance" 03:33 < cozyfraser> I felt like a councillor 03:33 < mal_will> I'd be like "then make some, son!" 03:34 < Jay-Ros> ^ 03:34 < mal_will> I had a tier two that wrecked me though 03:34 < mal_will> I wrote fucking everything down for weeks, so he'd have a good onboarding. 03:34 < hug> Jay-Ros: You actually have to use SEP? I am sorry for your loss. 03:34 < mal_will> I cc'd him on all new situation emails, so he'd have a template 03:34 < Jay-Ros> hug - I did a bad upgrade. I'm a bad, bad sysadmin 03:35 < cozyfraser> naughty boy, we'll have to punish you~~~ 03:35 <+NinjaStyle> Sep is actually decent 03:35 < mal_will> every fucking 5 damn seconds "How do I?" "What should I" 03:35 < mal_will> Some people can't be helped. 03:35 < abakedapplepie> sep is a relic that needs to die 03:35 < cozyfraser> I'm still pretty new here, only been here for 2.5 months 03:35 < mal_will> It's not that bad... 03:35 < cozyfraser> and I'm just adapting atm 03:35 < Jay-Ros> hug - called $sep and told them to walk me through database migration. $sepguy updated the server software to one below the current version, then we migrated, then fired up the new instance 03:35 < cozyfraser> really enjoying it, coming from my smb job 03:35 < hug> I've been moving any customer I can over to defender ATP. 03:35 <+NinjaStyle> Let me guess, you guys hate sep and like sophos? 03:36 < Jay-Ros> it fucked the whole thing. All the machines point to the old server and I can't revert 03:36 < mal_will> I wanna upgrade our SEP instance when I get a damn minute 03:36 < abakedapplepie> so far i like sophos but we'll see 03:36 < mal_will> I hated sophos 03:36 < Jay-Ros> so I'm manually replacing the .xml file in progdata on all online machines 03:36 < hug> NinjaStyle: I don't like Sophos either. :P 03:36 < mal_will> manually, no gpo? Jay-Ros 03:36 <+NinjaStyle> Let me tell you now abakedapplepie , sophos sucks 03:36 < hug> I don't like most A/V. We had a bunch of installs of Vipre and a bunch of Webroot that we were looking after. 03:37 < Jay-Ros> mal_wil - gpo as well, but also manually 03:37 < mal_will> ...whyyyeeeee 03:37 < hug> None of them seem to do shit but eat resources and quarantine people's cookies. 03:37 < Jay-Ros> because GPO is taking too long 03:37 <+NinjaStyle> Defender is betterthwn sophos 03:37 < Jay-Ros> ^ 03:38 < matty_r> My AV on my Win 10 install threw an error that the Nextcloud client was trying to modify a file in my secure folder. In the Nextcloud folder. 03:38 <+NinjaStyle> Sophos might as well be turned off because it's not gonna catch shit 03:38 < mal_will> Sophos in 2015-2016 had such a mad ux 03:38 < mal_will> bad* 03:40 <+NinjaStyle> I've seen it several times in client environments. Every time I popped shells without any special encoding or obfuscation on stock metasploit stuff 03:40 <+NinjaStyle> Sep on the other hand detects a ton of stuff 03:40 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - set and forget is nice, but I'm manually busting my ass on this thing this week 03:40 < Jay-Ros> that's why I'm cranky 03:41 <+NinjaStyle> I've also been really impressed with carbon black 03:41 < enix> best show released in quite a while 03:41 < Jay-Ros> also I installed it on my unifi manager server and it stole the port 03:41 < enix> it's fucking fantastic. 03:42 <+NinjaStyle> And cylance I would say is one of the better ones 03:42 < hug> The best method I ever saw for beeing UAP was the "ask" method. 03:42 < hug> Beating* 03:42 < hug> UAC. 03:42 < hug> Fuck. Learn to type, hug. 03:42 < cozyfraser> you can do it hug 03:42 < cozyfraser> I believe in you 03:42 < hug> But yeah. Basically just pop a UAC prompt up every 2 minutes until someone clicks yes. 03:43 < cozyfraser> Can I just say on a different note 03:43 <+NinjaStyle> hug: I actually got creds once in a network that had both carbon black and Kaspersky on this woman's computer by popping a prompt asking her to enter exchange credentials 03:43 < cozyfraser> The discord for /r/sysadmin sucks 03:44 <+NinjaStyle> Yeah it does 03:44 < cozyfraser> Actually all discords suck 03:44 < sideup66> so 03:44 < Jay-Ros> You bet your sweet habitually desecrated ass it does 03:44 < cozyfraser> and this coming from a guy who runs a 800 person linux discord 03:44 < hug> The users are always the weakest link. 03:44 < cozyfraser> it's the admins 03:44 < Jay-Ros> they're all nerds 03:44 <+NinjaStyle> hug: she clicked no the first time, I popped it again and she entered creds 03:44 < cozyfraser> Give a little man a lot of power 03:44 < cozyfraser> bloodyiota 03:45 < sideup66> i need to setup a mailbox as a forwarder one for something 03:45 < sideup66> where do i go to make it 03:45 < cozyfraser> You can't treat online communities like a business 03:45 < xe0n> lol 03:45 < sideup66> gmail wont work because to set a damn rule i need to "verify the email account" 03:45 < sideup66> stupid as that sounds 03:45 < xe0n> sup Jay-Ros 03:45 < Jay-Ros> sideup: mail.com 03:45 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - I missed you 03:45 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: mail.com? 03:45 < mkillebrew> mail.com. 03:45 < Jay-Ros> sideup66: mail.com. 03:45 < sideup66> is it as vulgur as cock-li 03:45 <+NinjaStyle> Mail.com 03:46 < xe0n> snail.com 03:46 < sideup66> are you guys being trolls or serious 03:46 < Jay-Ros> WELCOME TO MAIL.COM, HOME OF THE MAIL.COM 03:46 < mkillebrew> what's mail.com 03:46 <+NinjaStyle> No idea 03:46 < Jay-Ros> sideup66 - I've had a @email.com address from there for seven years 03:46 < Jay-Ros> not joking 03:46 < Jay-Ros> legit decent for email 03:46 < sideup66> something.com 03:46 < sideup66> and okay 03:47 < cozyfraser> I use gsuite for my personal email 03:47 < sideup66> can set email filters and such for auto forwarding 03:47 < sideup66> yeah, personal is gmail 03:47 < sideup66> this i just need a free dedicated mailbox 03:47 < xe0n> 365 03:47 < Jay-Ros> I...think so? I've got a $5/year premium 03:47 < sideup66> any one will do 03:47 < Jay-Ros> but it also has free 03:48 < mkillebrew> why free 03:48 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: right free is fine 03:49 < sideup66> i just dont wanna go through a whole PITA to setup an account 03:49 < cozyfraser> gnu free software 03:49 < cozyfraser> gahnoo 03:49 < nohusuro> sideup66: protonmail 03:49 < Jay-Ros> hang on, ignore me 03:49 < mkillebrew> ec2 or linode vm is super cheap, slap postfix and dovecot on there 03:49 < Jay-Ros> sideup66: imap/pop is on premium only :( 03:50 < sideup66> i dont need imap/pop 03:50 < sideup66> just forwarding in the webmail 03:50 < sideup66> and free mail storage 03:51 < Jay-Ros> oh, then yeah, go for it 03:51 < sideup66> they do that on free 03:51 < sideup66> are they a PITA to sign up 03:53 < packeteer> any math nerds here? I'm trying to figure out how gravity effects the weight of an object on an incline (not an object sliding down an inline) 03:53 < mkillebrew> affects 03:53 < Jay-Ros> packateer - without being a smartass, it's the same force for gravity 03:54 < packeteer> mkillebrew: doh, thanks 03:55 < mkillebrew> no, we're all dummies, do your own homework 03:56 < sideup66> actually the mail.com idea is not terrible 03:56 < sideup66> cock-li would work but using it for work....isnt professional 03:57 < xamithan> Just go with zoho 03:57 < Jay-Ros> packateer - ok, are you working with a perfect sphere, or friction included? 03:58 < sideup66> xamithan: why 03:58 < sideup66> mail is mail? 03:59 < xamithan> easy to give out domain, like you said mail is mail 03:59 < sideup66> im trying to setup email.com 03:59 < sideup66> if it has a filter feature, thats all i need so i can set an auto forward in web mail 04:01 < Jay-Ros> sideup66 - happy I could help :) 04:01 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: where is the setting for filters 04:01 < Jay-Ros> it's a bizarre email site, it is so... generically acceptable 04:02 < Jay-Ros> settings (bottom left), filter rules 04:03 < sideup66> works 04:03 < sideup66> i dont think many people will see it but if i ever need to pull it up at work....its appropriate lol 04:05 < mal_will> You need a menopausal woman in your office REdOG 04:05 < mal_will> aw man, wrong channel, wrong person 04:06 < mal_will> that's a real accomplishment 04:06 < sideup66> lol thats funny Jay-Ros its just...a mail site 04:06 < sideup66> thats it 04:06 < sideup66> thats awesome 04:07 < Jay-Ros> ikr, it's so fucking simple 04:07 < Jay-Ros> I have my link to the premium login page - removes the whole 'news front page' bullshit 04:07 < sideup66> dont need premium for my use 04:07 < sideup66> free is fine 04:08 < Jay-Ros> oh yeah, I more man this is my default personal mailbox 04:08 < sideup66> ust getting email alerts from a monitoring system at work, bouncing them off there to a mail relay, and into my google voice 04:08 < sideup66> so its not clogging my phone up with stupid texts constantly 04:10 < Jay-Ros> HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES Success #1 04:11 < Jay-Ros> unifi and symantec endpoint protection manager are working on the same server with good web interface 04:11 < Jay-Ros> 1/3 of my machines are back connected to the new server/sql database (goodbye SQL2008) 04:19 < Jay-Ros> I need to set up a scheduled task on GPO groups, but users can't be trusted to log off/on to apply the logon script of adding the task 04:19 < Jay-Ros> is there another way to do it using GPO? 04:19 < Jay-Ros> oh, ignore that 04:19 < Jay-Ros> it's under control panel settings 04:20 <+NinjaStyle> My new phone isn't coming till Monday 04:20 <+NinjaStyle> /Wrists 04:21 < sammm> hey guys, i stupidly joined my vcentre server to the domain which in turn changed the FQDN and broke the web client... When I log into the client with SSO it tells me that it can't connect to https://OLD-NAME-OF-VCENTRE-SERVER:443/sdk, how can I fix this... I think i have to reregister/repoint the components 04:23 <+NinjaStyle> Can't u just fix dns? 04:23 < sammm> i could add a host entry... but that feels like a bandaid rather than a proper fix. 04:24 <+NinjaStyle> I guess I am not following the problem. Why is the fqdn any different in dns from what it was? 04:25 < sammm> because when I joined the domain, it changed from OLDNAME.LOCAL to NEWNAME.BLAH.DOMAIN 04:25 < sammm> and parts of vcentre are stil pointing to OLDNAME.LOCAL 04:26 <@Nostalg14c> Ahck, Need a SCCM expert. 04:26 < Jay-Ros> sammm - is there a reason you're creating a new name? 04:26 < nohusuro> sammm: a UPN suffix won't help? 04:26 < Jay-Ros> oh I see what you mean 04:26 < sammm> ya 04:27 < nohusuro> ahm I also see what you mean 04:27 < nohusuro> I thought you meant it renamed your domain 04:27 < nohusuro> was like, wtf 04:27 <+NinjaStyle> I think it's bork but yeah the host thing would be a working bandaid 04:28 < sammm> yeah just fuck it, rename the domain 04:28 < nohusuro> surely there are client configs, modify the database, etc 04:28 < sammm> https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/2094888?other.KM_Utility.getArticleLanguage=1&r=2&other.KM_Utility.getArticleData=1&other.KM_Utility.getArticle=1&ui-comm-runtime-components-aura-components-siteforce-qb.Quarterback.validateRoute=1&other.KM_Utility.getGUser=1 04:28 < nohusuro> VirtualCenter.VimApiUrl 04:28 < sammm> looks like this is what i need to do 04:28 < nohusuro> Virtualcenter.VimWebServicesUrl 04:29 < Jay-Ros> Wipe it and run Hyper-V on the infrastructure :P 04:29 < Jay-Ros> I'm no help here 04:30 <+NinjaStyle> https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/2007548 04:30 < sammm> if only 04:30 <+NinjaStyle> sammm: u seen that? 04:30 < sammm> NinjaStyle: reading it now 04:31 <+NinjaStyle> Looks like not too big a deal 04:31 < sammm> NinjaStyle: oh nice! i can see the settings to change 04:31 < Jay-Ros> I love a happy ending <3 04:32 < sammm> yay 04:32 <+NinjaStyle> It works? 04:34 * NinjaStyle waits anxiously 04:34 < sammm> just restarting web service... about to test 04:35 < sideup66> dammit 04:35 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: forwarding is a premium feature 04:35 < sideup66> wtf 04:39 < Jay-Ros> oh no! 04:40 < Jay-Ros> I have a new thing in the world... group policy tasks scheduled when 'computer is idle' just before lunch 04:43 < sammm> okay NinjaStyle I have made the changes and rebooted the services mentioned but itsstill trying to hit the old FQDN for some reason. 04:44 < sammm> reckon i need to restart the parent service? 04:47 < Jay-Ros> sammm - what've you got riding on it? 04:47 < Jay-Ros> If it's droppable, act like it's hot and drop it! 04:47 < sammm> why not 04:48 <+NinjaStyle> yeah maybe 04:49 <+NinjaStyle> fuck my neck is killin me 04:59 < sideup66> hmmm 04:59 < sideup66> i guess windows live or yahoo maybe 04:59 <+NinjaStyle> just makw your own server 05:00 < sideup66> nah 05:00 < sideup66> dont wanna deal with all that 05:00 < sideup66> hence use a free service 05:00 < sideup66> sucks i cant just use cock-li, if the work thing wasnt there id just let them deal with it 05:01 <+NinjaStyle> u could use the aws service 05:02 < sideup66> free? 05:02 <+NinjaStyle> not free 05:02 <+NinjaStyle> but cheap 05:02 < sideup66> noty 05:02 < sideup66> too many free options for this 05:02 < sideup66> use free lol 05:02 <+NinjaStyle> is this for a work thing? 05:02 < sideup66> yes 05:02 < sideup66> indirectly 05:02 < sideup66> but yes 05:03 < R1olu> sideup66: What are you working on? 05:03 <+NinjaStyle> i dont agree with using 3rd party free email for work stuff 05:06 < sideup66> just finding a free email thing that can forward email, it will send a work alert form monitoring systems through it, bounce it to a relay i have setup which will in turn send it to google voice 05:06 < sideup66> its only for that alerting, nothing else 05:07 < sideup66> i just want the crap to hit google voice 05:07 < mal_will> man, you are still on that 05:07 < sideup66> not my carrier number 05:07 < sideup66> i got it figured ot 05:07 < mal_will> how fucking hairy is this google voice thing 05:07 < sideup66> out 05:07 < mal_will> ah 05:08 < sideup66> just need a damn email address that does forwarding with filters, id use gmail (my personal one) but stupid ass google wants you to confirm the forward account 05:08 < R1olu> I'd go with AWS SES 05:08 < sideup66> btw if google goes full retard and deletes gmail i really hope there is rioting in the street btw 05:08 < sideup66> or discontinues gmail rather 05:09 < R1olu> There's no way they would, I'd say many people use Google exclusivly for gmail 05:09 < Jay-Ros> sideup66 - is this for work? can't you just have an internal service mailbox? 05:10 < sideup66> sure, but i just want it in gvoice for convienience factor of one place 05:10 < sideup66> when work needs to stfu, i tell google voice to go stfu 05:10 < Jay-Ros> Yandex.Mail offers a full, rich and usable email experience with powerful web access, mobile apps, POP as well as IMAP access and unlimited storage. Mobile apps for iOS and Android let you use Yandex.Mail in your hand. 05:10 < sideup66> i turn that off when it needs to bug me 05:10 < sideup66> simple. 05:10 < sideup66> i realized i have an old yahoo too 05:10 < sideup66> might as well check that 05:10 < sideup66> if itll forward to the relay service thatll work 05:10 < Jay-Ros> wait sideup66 - STOP 05:10 < sideup66> just gotta clean it out 05:10 < Jay-Ros> HOLD ON A SEC 05:10 < sideup66> wat 05:11 < Jay-Ros> AIM/AOL - is it still available? 05:11 < Jay-Ros> https://mail.aol.com/ 05:11 < sideup66> no fucking clue 05:11 < sideup66> why 05:11 < Jay-Ros> comon, you have to use AOL for this 05:11 < sideup66> yep 05:11 < sideup66> works 05:11 < sideup66> lol 05:12 < sideup66> so much shit in here to clean out lmao 05:13 < Jay-Ros> are you using yahoo and not aol?? 05:13 < sideup66> yep leaning that way 05:13 < sideup66> quicker to clean lol 05:13 < Jay-Ros> dammit. AOL is old school cool again 05:14 < Jay-Ros> it's the RA28 celica of email addresses 05:14 < Jay-Ros> "yo dawg, this is your boi GamerStrikeLegendWarrior69, hit me up on TwitchTV, Youtube, Twitter and AOL" 05:15 < czarbomba> spawnkamper133780085\ 05:15 < czarbomba> -\ 05:15 < sideup66> looool 05:15 < Jay-Ros> "or check out my next streaming time on GamerStrikeLegendWarrior69.geosites.com" 05:15 < sideup66> lol Jay-Ros 05:16 < sideup66> sucks the email.com thing didnt let me forward for free 05:16 < sideup66> if they did that wouldve worked perfectly honestly 05:16 < Jay-Ros> yeah as I said - I've used it for a technical eon; it's super ismple 05:16 < Jay-Ros> and it has similar to google docs storage - great for resumes and whatnot 05:16 < sideup66> sounds professional, doesnt look over the top, doesnt try to be friggin something its not 05:16 < sideup66> just...mail 05:17 < sideup66> if cock-li wasnt obnoxious id use them too 05:17 < sideup66> make a fun burner site though 05:17 < Jay-Ros> I've got jay-ros.com now :P 05:17 < sideup66> lool 05:17 < Jay-Ros> I'm learning to host/make wordpress sites, hoping to make some easy coin some time soon 05:18 < sideup66> for this purpose i could throw up a mx subdomain and stick a damn subdomain to a mail server out of my house 05:18 < sideup66> but dont feel like dealing with a mail server for this shit 05:18 < Jay-Ros> hit up small businesses who need a fresh website and email hosting, charge tiny coin for it but have monthly income from it 05:18 < sideup66> not bad 05:18 < sideup66> though everyone else does it 05:18 < Jay-Ros> I just came across zettahost.com - it looks like it's been around forever, but it's got unrealistically low hosting costs 05:19 < sideup66> shame google voice made this whole thing a fucking project 05:19 < Jay-Ros> this is true, but I'm in Sydney, and south of there is a potential gold mine if I throw my aussie charm on it 05:19 < sideup66> give them a kangaroo? 05:19 <+NinjaStyle> Jay-Ros: why not just use linode 05:19 < Jay-Ros> kangaroo meat is available at supermarkets here, but it's super lean and you need to add fat to the meal 05:20 < Jay-Ros> NinjaStyle - $48US per year gets you unlimited traffic, domains, and disk space 05:20 < sideup66> also, Jay-Ros at least the forwarding service i found is stupid ass cheap 05:20 < sideup66> .5 of a penny per message 05:20 < mkillebrew> https://pastebin.com/raw/iYSNDt3P hmmm 05:21 < sideup66> number is 50 cents a month (company not based in us so cant use their free shared number) 05:21 < sideup66> so all in im lookin at 30/40 per year 05:21 < sideup66> so im like meh, cheap enough to warrant using for work 05:21 < nohusuro> lol, Intel used Elliot from Mr Robot on their website, https://www.intel.com.au/content/www/au/en/servers/microservers.html 05:21 <+NinjaStyle> sideup66: https://aws.amazon.com/ses/pricing/ 05:21 <+NinjaStyle> pretty sure this is cheaper 05:21 < sideup66> nah 05:22 < sideup66> mail is gonna be free 05:22 < sideup66> the relay to phone isnt because google voice has no mail relay 05:22 < sideup66> thats the monkeywrench to it 05:22 < sideup66> and noone has a free one to do that 05:22 < sideup66> unless you are on a carrier 05:22 < sideup66> if all our monitoring shit had a phone trunk to use gvoice would be fine as it would come from a number 05:22 < sideup66> but nooooope 05:23 < sideup66> thanks splunk! 05:28 < catbeard> splooge 05:29 <@Nostalg14c> nohusuro: are you sure 05:29 <@Nostalg14c> not just a lookalike? 05:30 <+NinjaStyle> i dont think that is him 05:30 < Jay-Ros> nohusuro - screeny me? I'm diverted to au 05:31 <@Nostalg14c> https://www.intel.com.au/content/dam/www/public/us/en/images/photography-business/16x9/microservers-storage-products-16x9.jpg.rendition.intel.web.720.405.jpg 05:31 < sideup66> nope 05:31 < sideup66> yahoo has same stupid settings 05:31 < sideup66> wtf 05:31 < sideup66> why the hell am i having such a problem doing a simple thing 05:32 <+NinjaStyle> anyone watch that show gold rush? 05:32 < Jay-Ros> AWW FUCK YEAH - Looks like you're trying out with AOL! 05:32 < Jay-Ros> it's not him 05:32 < sideup66> my fuck it solution Jay-Ros is to go back to that email.com 05:32 < sideup66> and use a vm with mutt running in tmux with the forward rule 05:32 < sideup66> because ffs 05:33 < sideup66> why cant anyone figure out the mysteries of mail filters in their web clients 05:33 < Jay-Ros> give AOL a go! I want it to work :P 05:33 < sideup66> lol it will be funny if it does 05:33 < Jay-Ros> https://www.lifewire.com/aol-aim-mail-file-using-filters-how-to-1170927 05:33 < sideup66> gets random shit though 05:38 < sideup66> next is msn 05:38 < sideup66> ive had that forever and now serves as a spam box 05:39 <+NinjaStyle> the amount of time youve spent on this, lol 05:39 < sideup66> soooooooo much spam NinjaStyle 05:39 < sideup66> wtf lol 05:40 <+NinjaStyle> send me some malware 05:40 < sideup66> dammit 05:40 < sideup66> i may need to create a seperate one on aim if this works right now, i just wanna see if itll do what i want... 05:41 < R1olu> Just make it and try to repress the sub optimal solution out of your mind 05:42 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: no setting to forward a damn email 05:42 < sideup66> wtf 05:42 <+NinjaStyle> DUDE 05:42 < Jay-Ros> jesus what is this world 05:42 < Jay-Ros> AOL: Still sucks. 05:42 < sideup66> this. 05:42 <+NinjaStyle> how many hours have you been working on this? 05:42 < sideup66> not many 05:43 <+NinjaStyle> 2? 05:43 < Jay-Ros> Less than 12. 05:43 < sideup66> but i just want a mailbox with the ability to forward a fucking email to another email 05:43 < sideup66> thats it 05:43 < sideup66> thats all i need 05:43 < sideup66> and to move other shit to trash 05:43 < sideup66> thats it. 05:43 < sideup66> checking windows live 05:43 < sideup66> what is this world doing 05:43 <+NinjaStyle> 2 hours x 225(hourly rate) / 60(linode yearly cost) = 9 YEARS ON LINODE 05:44 < sideup66> omg 05:44 < sideup66> windows live delivers 05:44 < sideup66> what the fuck 05:44 < sideup66> how does that happen 05:44 < sideup66> i mean 05:44 < sideup66> i cant 05:44 < sideup66> even 05:44 < sideup66> NinjaStyle: what the fuck 05:45 < sideup66> google fails, microsoft gets it right, dafuq happened 05:45 <+NinjaStyle> ms > google 05:45 < sideup66> i mean my one for that isnt unprofessional so i can live with it 05:45 < sideup66> its just my junk mailbox 05:48 < nohusuro> Jay-Ros: https://i.imgur.com/PXtv801.jpg 05:48 <+NinjaStyle> its not him 05:48 < nohusuro> It's a pretty damned good look-a-like if it's not him 05:48 < Jay-Ros> not him. Eyebrows are all off. He does look like him 05:48 < Jay-Ros> [E] 05:49 < sideup66> omg 05:49 < sideup66> why was that so friggin hard lmfao 05:49 < voidstar> rami malek works for intel? 05:50 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: how does that work 05:50 < sideup66> seriously 05:50 < sideup66> wtf 05:50 < sideup66> and it worked 05:50 < Jay-Ros> goddamnit hotmail 05:51 < Jay-Ros> which used to be ninemsn 05:51 < Jay-Ros> then turned into online outlook 05:52 < Jay-Ros> I loved the GUI when he was in the comms room watching the servers go down too 05:52 < Jay-Ros> "Hacking Monitor" - look, this one is going red now!/ 05:52 < Jay-Ros> I've not got into the second season of mr robot yet 05:52 < sideup66> dude 05:53 < sideup66> looking at it now....they got it quite right 05:53 < sideup66> im impressed 05:56 < Jay-Ros> for anyone who wants to play with an automatic windows server installer/rebooter 05:56 < Jay-Ros> https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/1394485-fun-with-powershell-install-updates-and-reboot-if-necessary-then-get-an-e-mail 05:56 < sideup66> Jay-Ros: i do like how it keeps the header info too 05:57 < sideup66> so at a glance i know whats up 05:57 < sideup66> :) 05:57 < Jay-Ros> nice! 05:57 < sideup66> i wanna know, when did microsoft decide to actually get its shit together 05:57 < sideup66> win 10 without stupid software surprisingly runs well, even on my older laptop 05:57 < sideup66> windows mail is right 05:57 < sideup66> office is now accessible live online 05:58 < enix> bit late to the party though 05:59 < sideup66> whys that 06:09 < R1olu> Anything without stupid software runs well 06:14 < sideup66> phew 06:14 < sideup66> that is done, gg me 06:16 < enix> s/stupid/enixs companies 06:16 <+layer-eight> R1olu meant: "Anything without enixs companies software runs well" 06:17 < sideup66> k, did i do ud 06:17 < sideup66> NinjaStyle: 06:17 < sideup66> im done, finally 06:17 < sideup66> just gotta set the stupid system at work tomorrow 06:17 < R1olu> enix: rip 06:18 < enix> R1olu: to change where our software looks for data i have to manually edit the database 06:18 < enix> head, meet wall. 06:18 < enix> lips; meet beer. 06:18 < enix> only 6% thogh :( 06:18 < R1olu> I'll send you something better ;~; 06:19 < Jay-Ros> enix - wait for me!!! 06:19 < enix> R1olu: what have you got 06:19 < Jay-Ros> I've got 3 hours before beer o'clock.. actually... go without me :( 06:19 < enix> Jay-Ros: i'm drinking at work but you're more than welcome to steel my last beer 06:19 < enix> s/ee/ea 06:19 <+layer-eight> enix meant: "Jay-Ros: i'm drinking at work but you're more than welcome to steal my last bear" 06:19 < enix> LOL 06:19 < voidstar> buzzed confirmed 06:19 < Jay-Ros> enix - we drank out the fridge a little too heavily one night, now we're not allowed to stay until 11pm :( 06:19 < Jay-Ros> oops 06:20 < enix> wow can't believe they banned that 06:20 < enix> I had to come in the other nigh tbecause I forgot to switch the phones over 06:20 < Jay-Ros> we hit out about a case and a half and three or four bottles of wine 06:20 < enix> Which obviously meant grabbing a cold roady when doing so 06:20 < Jay-Ros> not really that much considering the hours we do extra 06:21 < enix> and they're complaining? I asked for a case a week here and was given an instant yes 06:21 < enix> and we're so stingy we've had the same office fitout for over 10 years 06:21 < Jay-Ros> it's insane, we've got a hr manager who is new and not from corporate, and she avoids doing the hr work logistical work, and instead throws in for this bullshit 06:21 < Jay-Ros> we work hard. Pay me in beer or pay me in money and I'll buy my own 06:24 < xamithan> a case a week per person? 06:24 < Jay-Ros> I'd say it's team beer 06:28 < xe0n> i just had 2 at the pub :) 06:28 < xamithan> I picked up the cheap road beers at the store on the way home 06:29 < xamithan> Tastes pretty bad but its 5.9% 06:34 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - I think xamithan might be knocking down the hollandia :| 06:34 < Jay-Ros> a.k.a. "I can't believe it's not from aldi" 06:37 < xamithan> Aldi would offer a better beer than this 06:43 < cozyfraser> just had kfc 06:43 < cozyfraser> I've never getting kfc again 06:44 < R1olu> Oh no, what happened? 06:44 < cozyfraser> feeling a bit rough 06:45 < cozyfraser> I've got a tum tum ache 06:46 < xamithan> What you getting next time for chicken ? 06:47 < cozyfraser> like anything other than kfc 06:47 < xamithan> I'm just curious what places are good in other parts of world, I hear speedy is good in NE usa, bojangles for SE, don't know anything else 06:47 < m4221> cozyfraser: popeye's? :P 06:47 < cozyfraser> I live in a functional country, and we don't have popeyes here 06:48 < R1olu> Chic fil a if you're on the east coast 06:48 < m4221> Chic fil a is good 06:48 < R1olu> s/Chic fil a/Chic-fil-a 06:48 <+layer-eight> m4221 meant: "Chic-fil-a is good" 06:48 < xamithan> I try to avoid there because religious people are always out front handing out fliers 06:49 < cozyfraser> https://www.change.org/p/americans-of-australia-chicken-lovers-chick-fil-a-lovers-build-a-chick-fil-a-in-australia 06:49 < cozyfraser> the state of america 06:49 < cozyfraser> don't bring your shit here 06:49 < R1olu> Yeah, they also close on Sundays 06:49 < xamithan> zaxbys does too 06:49 < R1olu> Apparently they are also homophobic 06:49 < xamithan> I love some zaxbys 06:50 < m4221> R1olu: That does not seem to hurt business for them much 06:50 < cozyfraser> R1olu: sounds like my kind of restaurant 06:50 < R1olu> m4221: Well, it is the south east coast, people agree with them 06:50 < xamithan> Not all of us R1olu >.< 06:51 < m4221> R1olu: I am on the NE coast 06:51 < cozyfraser> I don't get the amerian addiction to protesting 06:51 < R1olu> I don't either, but I'm stuck here atm 06:51 < cozyfraser> Like you guys change nothing every time you protest 06:51 < cozyfraser> It's really funny 06:51 < R1olu> I came from the west coast, what a culture shock now being in the south 06:51 < Jay-Ros> isn't chick fil-a kind of crap? 06:52 < m4221> R1olu: the west coast's liberal tolerance only applies to ones not conservative 06:52 < R1olu> I like their waffle fries, I can't comment on anything else because I don't like anything else 06:52 < Jay-Ros> it's been years since I've been to the US, but all that stuff tastes like over raised sugary dough, and the meat has a grainy dense oil that leaves you needing salt and coke to wash it dwn 06:53 < m4221> Jay-Ros: that's the idea ;) 06:53 < cozyfraser> Capitalist American Pigs 06:53 < Jay-Ros> cozy - calm down mate 06:53 * m4221 tases cozyfraser for calm enhancement 06:54 < Jay-Ros> get this kid some aloe vera 06:54 < cozyfraser> You better be Australian, otherwise you're a racist. 06:54 < xamithan> You have to look really hard to find stuff not lathered in sugar 06:54 < cozyfraser> Not allowed to use the word mate anywhere else in the world 06:54 < Jay-Ros> xamithan - aloe? 06:54 < voidstar> he's on the ground; he's resisting. hit him again m4221 06:54 < m4221> So, I found this database table named KY... 06:54 < xamithan> aloe is edible ? 06:54 < Jay-Ros> cozyfraser - what if I'm in south africa? 06:54 < cozyfraser> Hmm, is your name Ryno? 06:54 < Jay-Ros> if I'm in South Africa I'm probably still going to use the word 'Mate' 06:54 < R1olu> Give him 6 warning shots in the back just to be sure 06:55 < Jay-Ros> xamithan - VERY YES 06:55 < Jay-Ros> it's fucking delicious as a drink 06:55 < xamithan> Can I drink this bottle of aloe vera gel 06:55 < cozyfraser> R1olu I love you 06:55 * m4221 tases cozyfraser 06:55 < m4221> cozyfraser: R1olu loves you too. Now stfu 06:55 < Jay-Ros> xamithan - technically yes, but it's like the same answer as "can I drink this bottle of suntan lotion" 06:55 < cozyfraser> "Horray! Another white male dead!" 06:55 < R1olu> I have a boyfriend soz 06:56 < cozyfraser> I'd be a gentle lover 06:56 < cozyfraser> *tip* 06:56 < xamithan> Yeah, I shoud have specified "can I drink this bottle of aloe vera gel without poisioning myself" 06:56 < Jay-Ros> xamithan - technically yes, but it's like the same answer as "can I drink this bottle of non-toxic suntan lotion" 06:56 < xamithan> lol 06:57 < m4221> Or can I tase Jay-Ros 06:57 < m4221> ? 06:57 < cozyfraser> The difference between, "can you" or "should you" 06:57 < xamithan> I'm weary of food, even milk poisons me 06:57 < m4221> s/milk/cozy's mom's milk 06:57 <+layer-eight> xamithan meant: "I'm weary of food, even cozy's mom's milk poisons me" 06:58 < cozyfraser> mummy's milkies, yum yum 06:58 < Jay-Ros> y'all motherfuckers need jesus 06:58 < m4221> .g layer-eight 06:58 <+layer-eight> Google 5,280,000 results found for: " layer-eight " 06:58 <+layer-eight> Layer Eight Technology - Networking design. 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Your Business IT ... : https://www.layereight.com/ 06:58 < cozyfraser> Why am I on this irc 06:58 < cozyfraser> this is my first irc 06:58 < Jay-Ros> we've been asking ourselves the same question 06:58 < xamithan> Are you a sysadmin? 06:59 < Jay-Ros> do you reddit 06:59 < cozyfraser> Yes, yes but I hate it 06:59 < xamithan> The backup jobs are electrician, handyman, or sheep herder 06:59 < cozyfraser> professional minecraft gamer 07:00 < Jay-Ros> I could herd sheep... 07:00 < Jay-Ros> tell me more about this role transition 07:01 < cozyfraser> play minecraft to train yourself up 07:01 < cozyfraser> Please play Minecraft 07:02 < cozyfraser> The player numbers are dropping 07:02 < xamithan> They are rising, just spreading out to mods 07:05 < Jay-Ros> people play minecraft? 07:05 < Jay-Ros> get a real game, like kerbal space program or factorio 07:07 < precise> sssssssssssssssssss 07:07 < Jay-Ros> hi precise 07:07 < precise> hi 07:08 < Jay-Ros> how's things? 07:08 < precise> imma slep now 07:08 < xe0n> i just got cupcakes :D 07:08 < xe0n> from hr :D 07:08 < precise> oh, I'm good 07:08 < xe0n> ive earnt brownie points...literally :D 07:08 < precise> Just wanted to slither by before I go to sleep 07:08 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - the only thing I get from HR is stupid questions 07:08 < Jay-Ros> they're quite generous 07:08 < precise> Found a nice rock to hide under 07:08 < precise> cryptic1 get back to work 07:09 < Jay-Ros> see cozy? precise is the kind of #reddit-sysadmin people we're looking for 07:09 < Jay-Ros> be like him, all snakey and scaley and fun 07:10 < Jay-Ros> we're too anthromorphitic to be about that minecraft lifestyle 07:10 < Church-> Night guys 07:10 < Jay-Ros> later Church- 07:10 < xamithan> I don't get those strange games like minecraft, garys mods, etc. 07:11 < Jay-Ros> open world, no context or storyline... it's like playign in 'imagination land' 07:11 < xamithan> You just build stuff, never win ? 07:11 < xamithan> no competition 07:11 < Jay-Ros> some people enjoyed going on an adventures when they were kids, others enjoyed sandpits 07:12 < xamithan> I went on an adventure called the secret of monkey island 07:12 < xe0n> and i got a sign that says "you're my fav" 07:12 < xe0n> it was from the hot chick in hr 07:12 < xe0n> she really should show me her vagina now 07:13 < Jay-Ros> xamithan - how appropriate. You fight like a cow. 07:13 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - careful with hot HR chicks 07:13 < Jay-Ros> they're either married or insane 07:13 < xe0n> lol, been there, done that 07:14 < xamithan> I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! 07:16 < Jay-Ros> is that pimples or family reunion? I can't remember 07:16 < Jay-Ros> Oh, it's picking your nose! 07:16 < xe0n> lol pimples....you look like a pizza shape 07:18 < R1olu> pizza shape 07:18 < xe0n> https://www.arnotts.com.au/products/shapes/ 07:19 < Jay-Ros> chicken crimpy or get out of my house 07:20 < Jay-Ros> pizza shapes are good, but nacho beats them too 07:21 < xe0n> cheese and bacon 07:22 < Jay-Ros> oooh now you're talking my language...I never opt for them and I don't know why 07:22 < xe0n> dixie drumsticks are an oldie, but goodie 07:22 < Jay-Ros> I'm a burger men type of guy 07:22 < xe0n> dixie drumsticks are a biscuit lol 07:22 < Jay-Ros> xe0n - you don't know burger men?? 07:23 < xe0n> nope! 07:23 < Jay-Ros> https://imgur.com/a/Cce21 07:23 < xe0n> wowwwww 07:24 < Jay-Ros> still nothing? 07:24 < xe0n> nope dont remember them 07:24 < Jay-Ros> they tasted like preservatives... you could FEEL the taste in your mouth 07:24 < grumplestiltzki> thes words. tehy are clearly in english - but i have no idea what you are saying 07:24 < Jay-Ros> grumple - we're aussie 07:24 < Jay-Ros> it's assumed. 07:25 < grumplestiltzkin> ahh - I forget what time it is, carry on 07:25 < Jay-Ros> cheers mate 07:26 < xamithan> If I said my time they would call it wrong 07:26 < xamithan> Least it is Friday 07:26 < Jay-Ros> perth? 07:26 < xamithan> nc 07:27 < Jay-Ros> north carolina? 07:27 < xamithan> ja 07:27 < Jay-Ros> Gotcha 07:29 < R1olu> I'm in sc 07:30 < Jay-Ros> Scottish Countryside? 07:30 < Jay-Ros> SoCal? 07:30 < xamithan> south caro 07:30 < voidstar> space camp 07:30 < R1olu> yes 07:34 <@JollyRgrs> everyone from the cakalakies should be asleep 07:36 < R1olu> sleep is for the weak! 07:40 < Jay-Ros> what's a cakalaky? 07:40 <@JollyRgrs> how some people say "carolina" when referring to north or south carolina states 07:40 < Jay-Ros> is that the same as coco jumbo? 07:40 < Jay-Ros> ah righto 07:40 < Jay-Ros> .yt coco jambo 07:40 <+layer-eight> YouTube Mr. President - Coco Jambo (1920 x 1080p HD) videoclip - https://youtu.be/m_-Qtz70_z4 07:41 <@JollyRgrs> wtf is this? 07:41 <@JollyRgrs> aussie rap? 07:41 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo 07:42 <@JollyRgrs> ^^ way better 07:43 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJfBgLr1of8 07:43 <+layer-eight> YouTube THE WORST RAP MUSIC VIDEO IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD... EVER!!!!!!!!!! by 2014-11-11T08:22:30.000Z (duration: 3:45) on Tue Nov 11 15:22:30 UTC 2014, 2014-11-11T08:22:30.000Z views 07:44 < xamithan> I got another 3 hours and one more beer 07:45 < grumplestiltzkin> thats tough. better than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4 ? 07:45 <+layer-eight> YouTube Vennu Mallesh - It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do by 2012-07-27T09:20:16.000Z (duration: 4:29) on Fri Jul 27 16:20:16 UTC 2012, 2012-07-27T09:20:16.000Z views 07:49 < plop> morning 07:49 < xe0n> i had 2 beers at lunch, and beers in another 10min lol 07:49 < xe0n> days pretty much finished 07:49 < plop> i just sat at my table :/ 07:53 < Jay-Ros> I miss lunchtime beers 07:53 < Jay-Ros> I'm still actually working 07:53 < Jay-Ros> what is this fucking calamity 07:54 < Jay-Ros> goddammit - someone already jumped on 'your boi bangs' 07:54 < Jay-Ros> he's gonna take you to the movies 07:54 < Jay-Ros> and catch you on the facebook 07:57 < Gencade> hi 07:57 < Gencade> im drunk 07:57 < Jay-Ros> Howdy Gencade 07:57 < plop> hi 07:57 < Jay-Ros> NICE 07:57 < plop> lol 07:58 < Gencade> tu 07:58 < Gencade> ty 07:58 < Jay-Ros> Put some music on and enjoy it 07:58 < Gencade> what kind of msuci Jay-Ros 07:58 < Jay-Ros> .yt backstreet's back 07:58 <+layer-eight> YouTube Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (Official Video) - https://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM 07:58 < Jay-Ros> .yt all star 07:58 <+layer-eight> YouTube Smash Mouth - All Star - https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E 07:58 < Gencade> im watching guys 07:58 < Jay-Ros> that sounds creepy 07:59 < Gencade> backstreet boys omg yes 07:59 < Gencade> turn it uppp 07:59 < Gencade> I missed you Jay-Ros 08:00 < Jay-Ros> .yt bodyjar one in a million 08:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube One iN A milliOn - bOdyJar - https://youtu.be/SXiecZtAniA 08:00 < Jay-Ros> .yt unwritten law harmonic 08:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube Unwritten Law Harmonic - https://youtu.be/C991bJArA0E 08:00 < Jay-Ros> oops ignore the last one 08:00 < voidstar> .yt bush adventures of rick and morty 08:00 < Jay-Ros> .yt lonesome 08:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube Bushworld Adventures | Adult Swim - https://youtu.be/v6yg4ImnYwA 08:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube Western Movies Lonesome Dove 1 Western 1989 Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones & Danny Glover BR - https://youtu.be/62qh8kcjtcY 08:00 < Jay-Ros> .yt unwritten law lonesome 08:00 <+layer-eight> YouTube Unwritten Law - Lonesome - https://youtu.be/YyGje2zX-RE 08:00 < Gencade> m listening/watching to all that 08:00 < Gencade> fyi 08:01 < plop> fuck this shit. paradina's new album (recolection of lost tracks in fact) is awesome 08:01 < Jay-Ros> ignore he western movie one... 08:01 < Gencade> im 08:01 < voidstar> :shrug: 08:01 < voidstar> woops, should remove that mouse macro 08:01 < Gencade> am i orignal .... yeahh 08:01 < Gencade> am I the only one... 08:02 < Gencade> am I sexual... 08:02 < Gencade> YEAHHHH 08:02 < Gencade> this video is strange 08:02 < Jay-Ros> plop - paradhina? 08:03 < Jay-Ros> jesus... Anitta has a fantastic ass 08:03 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, wanna chat about poltiics 08:03 < plop> .yt mike paradinas challenge me foolish 08:03 <+layer-eight> YouTube µ-Ziq - Lexicon (ft. Kazumi) - https://youtu.be/G6sPPKzY93E 08:03 < Jay-Ros> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=anitta&safe=off&rlz=1C1GGRV_enAU751AU751&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi75eyGyrbaAhUDJZQKHVbgDRwQ_AUICigB&biw=2133&bih=1093 08:04 < Jay-Ros> plop - ?? o.O 08:04 < plop> Jay-Ros, that guy is a genius 08:04 < Gencade> the world is macoroni 08:04 < Jay-Ros> this is all 'bwoooaaam bwoooaaam' sounds 08:04 < plop> wait for the breaks mate 08:05 < Gencade> hey now 08:05 < Gencade> you're a rockstar 08:05 < Jay-Ros> this is breaks??? 08:05 < plop> breakbeats 08:05 < Gencade> I love you guys 08:06 < plop> we love you too gencade. 08:06 < Gencade> hey thanks plop <3 08:06 < Jay-Ros> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygT7GWnlEnM 08:06 <+layer-eight> YouTube Freestylers ft Pendulum - Painkiller by 2015-04-03T13:31:53.000Z (duration: 4:21) on Fri Apr 03 20:31:53 UTC 2015, 2015-04-03T13:31:53.000Z views 08:06 < Gencade> I've been feeling lonely latelyu 08:06 < Jay-Ros> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zubxuZjy4gc 08:06 <+layer-eight> YouTube Krafty Kuts & A.Skillz - Beats Down Under Mini Mix by 2013-01-16T00:00:58.000Z (duration: 30:01) on Wed Jan 16 07:00:58 UTC 2013, 2013-01-16T00:00:58.000Z views 08:06 < plop> Jay-Ros, that's the spirit 08:06 < Jay-Ros> ^ breaks music 08:06 < Gencade> glad to know I can always count on #r-s 08:06 < Jay-Ros> :) You're out boi Gencade 08:06 < Gencade> huh im out what you mean 08:07 < Jay-Ros> catch Gencade on Twitch, Youtube, Twitter, Aol and geosites! 08:07 < Jay-Ros> (you had to be here earlier) 08:07 < Gencade> i wasnt here earlier 08:07 < Gencade> I was fucking a hooker 08:07 < Jay-Ros> :( 08:07 < Jay-Ros> :) 08:07 < Gencade> (:/:) 08:07 < Jay-Ros> )) < > (( 08:07 < Gencade> (.)(.) 08:08 < Jay-Ros> <',,><| 08:08 < Gencade> wtf pumped up kicks is about a school shooter? 08:08 < Jay-Ros> plop - listen to the krafty kuts / a-skillz one, so good 08:08 < Gencade> jesus 08:08 < Jay-Ros> Gencade - yeah, a kid who gets run around and gets his dad's gun 08:09 < Gencade> wtf why 08:09 < cozyfraser> cause it's funny 08:09 < Gencade> why do assholes who hate their lives feel the need to take others' lives 08:09 < Jay-Ros> :| wut? 08:10 < Jay-Ros> Gencade - people have their demons 08:10 < Gencade> man I'd fuckin execute every one of those fucking assholes 08:10 < Gencade> with my fist 08:10 < cozyfraser> epic win dude 08:10 < Gencade> the epicist 08:11 < cozyfraser> America is just such a horrible place 08:11 < cozyfraser> Like half the stuff you post here just proves it 08:11 < Gencade> better than 90% of the world tbh cozyfraser 08:11 < cozyfraser> not you, but everyone 08:11 < cozyfraser> Australia still best country 08:11 < Gencade> why 08:11 < cozyfraser> proven again and again 08:12 < Gencade> you do realize the austrailians lost a war vs a bird species yeah? 08:12 < cozyfraser> then we outsourced the problem 08:12 < cozyfraser> done, sorted 08:12 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mYBSayCsH0 08:12 < Jay-Ros> Gencade - You knock the Great Emu War again and we'll have a conversation 08:12 <+layer-eight> YouTube Smash Mouth - I'm A Believer by 2009-12-25T05:43:46.000Z (duration: 3:03) on Fri Dec 25 12:43:46 UTC 2009, 2009-12-25T05:43:46.000Z views 08:12 < cozyfraser> ahead of the times mate 08:12 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, I just did bitttchh 08:12 < Jay-Ros> ^_^ 08:12 < Jay-Ros> You shut your drunk mouth 08:12 < Gencade> buy me a drink then 08:12 < cozyfraser> we lost the war 08:12 < Gencade> yeah you did 08:12 < cozyfraser> and then we were like 08:13 < cozyfraser> "how bout we get the farmers to do it" 08:13 < cozyfraser> "put a bounty on the fuckers heads" 08:13 < Gencade> holy shit im gonna puke 08:13 < Gencade> brb 08:13 < cozyfraser> so basically it's like an early day msp 08:13 < Jay-Ros> "Wanted / Edward The Emu: $20.00 Dead Or Alive (or cooked on low for 3 hours with some thyme and lemon) 08:14 < grumplestiltzkin> emu vs dingo ? 08:14 < cozyfraser> emu tastes so good 08:14 < Jay-Ros> ^ 08:14 < cozyfraser> so does kangaroo 08:14 < Jay-Ros> nah kangaroo is too tough 08:14 < cozyfraser> nah nah, grill her up, you can get em at woolies 08:14 < Jay-Ros> sous vide roo isnt bad 08:14 < cozyfraser> if you overcook it it's like a boot 08:14 < grumplestiltzkin> I know emu oil gets into your skin really fast, like so you can get topicalmedicine in fast 08:14 < Jay-Ros> yeah I've had them a few times 08:15 < Gencade> austrailians are bitches 08:15 < Gencade> they lost a war to the birds 08:15 < cozyfraser> like as long as you keep it nice and rare 08:15 < cozyfraser> this guy 08:15 < cozyfraser> MSP mate 08:15 < cozyfraser> guvvie 08:15 < Gencade> do austrailians even know that the earth is round 08:16 < cozyfraser> let the farmers take care of it so we can hop back on the goon 08:16 < matty_r> lol 08:16 < Jay-Ros> Gencade: Do Americans know the languages spoken in Belgium? 08:16 < cozyfraser> america doesn't even have goon 08:16 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, French and English 08:16 < Gencade> but who cares 08:16 < plop> Jay-Ros, i will! 08:16 < Jay-Ros> no Flemish Gencade? 08:16 < cozyfraser> it's actually belgiumish idiot 08:16 < Gencade> no 08:16 < plop> Jay-Ros, i'm relistening all the IDM hits from the late 90's. autechre and such 08:16 < Jay-Ros> or dutch? 08:17 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, I'll fuck you in the ass 08:17 < Jay-Ros> Gencade - you'll do anything when you're drunk ;) 08:17 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mYBSayCsH0 08:17 <+layer-eight> YouTube Smash Mouth - I'm A Believer by 2009-12-25T05:43:46.000Z (duration: 3:03) on Fri Dec 25 12:43:46 UTC 2009, 2009-12-25T05:43:46.000Z views 08:17 < cozyfraser> I'd probably suck a dick 08:17 < Gencade> cozyfraser, ++ 08:17 < Gencade> I need more kickass toons guys 08:17 < Gencade> gimme some 08:17 < cozyfraser> kk hold on 08:17 < Jay-Ros> cozyfraser - what about when you're drunk? 08:17 < plop> .yt joan jett i love rock 08:17 <+layer-eight> YouTube I love Rock n roll - Joan jett The Blackhearts - https://youtu.be/xL5spALs-eA 08:17 < cozyfraser> more high is better 08:18 < Gencade> ty] 08:18 < cozyfraser> gencade do you have spotify? 08:18 < Gencade> \omg I love this song 08:18 < Jay-Ros> .yt nofx no cigar 08:18 < plop> .yt the clash should i stay 08:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube Millencolin - No Cigar (HD) - https://youtu.be/KXOl27G6hOI 08:18 < Gencade> yes cozyfraser 08:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go (Audio) - https://youtu.be/BN1WwnEDWAM 08:18 < Jay-Ros> nofx o>O i'm not concentrating 08:18 < plop> hah i use to go to nofx shows when i was young. 08:18 < Jay-Ros> .yt mojo lady 08:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (Official Video) - https://youtu.be/mMfxI3r_LyA 08:18 < Gencade> I haven't listened to thissong in years 08:18 < plop> .yt don't call me white 08:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube Don't call me white - Nofx - https://youtu.be/kkrHYHqChlI 08:18 < Jay-Ros> .yt pharell that girl 08:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube Pharrell - That Girl ft. Snoop Dogg - https://youtu.be/tbXdtepeFzI 08:18 < Gencade> ty guys 08:18 < Jay-Ros> .yt californication 08:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication [Official Music Video] - https://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk 08:19 < cozyfraser> .yt Bad Sounds - Zacharia (Audio) 08:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube Bad Sounds - Zacharia (Audio) - https://youtu.be/0wZIFCcvFzE 08:19 < plop> .yt me first and the gimmie gimmies 08:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Rake It In: The Greatestest Hits (Official Album Stream) - https://youtu.be/nFIZY4Xg7d0 08:19 < Jay-Ros> .we are scientists it's a hit 08:19 < Gencade> man sometimes I wonder what my friends are missing not being part of the IRC community 08:19 < Jay-Ros> .yt fugees ready or not 08:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube The Fugees - Ready or Not - https://youtu.be/aIXyKmElvv8 08:19 < plop> Jay-Ros, forgot the .yt 08:19 < cozyfraser> they're on discord talking to people and having fun 08:19 < Jay-Ros> oops 08:19 < cozyfraser> while you 08:19 < grumplestiltzkin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWLbK_mNw0 08:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube Polar Bear vs Walrus | Planet Earth | BBC Earth by 2017-04-13T11:22:20.000Z (duration: 3:50) on Thu Apr 13 18:22:20 UTC 2017, 2017-04-13T11:22:20.000Z views 08:19 < Gencade> cozyfraser, I never got into discord 08:19 < Jay-Ros> .yt the scientists it's a hit 08:19 < cozyfraser> you're on irc talking about birds 08:19 <+layer-eight> YouTube We Are Scientists - It's A Hit - https://youtu.be/wQFAzFMmYOE 08:20 < Jay-Ros> ooh, wait everyone... I've got it 08:20 < Gencade> cozyfraser, you're a bird 08:20 < Jay-Ros> .yt frenzal rhomb you can't move into my house 08:20 <+layer-eight> YouTube Frenzal Rhomb-You can't move into my house - https://youtu.be/8zkMNa0Xi5I 08:20 < Jay-Ros> YES 08:20 < plop> can you imagine #reddid-sysadmin in discord? 08:20 < Jay-Ros> Gencade - listen to the last one 08:20 < cozyfraser> discord servers are all cancer 08:20 < Jay-Ros> it's an australian classic 08:20 < cozyfraser> and I run an 800 person one 08:20 < Gencade> k ill load it next 08:21 < cozyfraser> discord allows for power hungry people to really go far 08:21 < cozyfraser> it's really toxic 08:21 < Jay-Ros> The guys from Frenzal Rhomb grew up in my area - they used to play at school events 08:21 < plop> .yt apoptygma berzerk bitch 08:21 <+layer-eight> YouTube Apoptygma Berzerk - Bitch - https://youtu.be/8JcgHNTGU10 08:21 < cozyfraser> reddit is even worse somehow 08:21 < Gencade> holy shit im still feeling more drink 08:21 < Gencade> I shoudlnt haveogtten that last jack n coke doubel 08:21 < cozyfraser> smoke weed instead gen 08:21 < Gencade> double* 08:21 < Gencade> but I like whiskeuy cozyfraser 08:22 < cozyfraser> same 08:22 < Gencade> plus I get drug tested by work 08:22 < cozyfraser> ah, I was in the same boat maybe like four months ago 08:22 < Gencade> how do you find sysadmin jobs that don't drug test 08:22 < Gencade> in AMERICA] 08:23 < Gencade> the land of the FREE 08:23 < Gencade> holy shti 08:23 < Gencade> where's cryptic1 08:24 < Gencade> i thought this was AMERICA 08:24 < Adagio> cryptic1 fhtagn 08:25 < Gencade> yu[ 08:25 < plop> .seen cryptic1 08:25 <+layer-eight> cryptic1 spoke in #reddit-sysadmin 5 hours 37 minutes 26 seconds ago. Message: suttin, no u 08:25 < Gencade> .seen kenrin 08:25 <+layer-eight> kenrin was kicked from #reddit-sysadmin 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours 20 minutes 20 seconds ago. Reason: at the request of #reddit-sysadmin 08:25 < plop> lol 08:25 < Gencade> LOL fuck that nazi symphathizing bastard 08:25 < Gencade> liteally fck him 08:26 < Jay-Ros> crytic turned up and said "what have I turned up to?" and left shortly after 08:26 < Gencade> if hitler, stalin, and kenrin were in the same room and I had two bullets I'd shoot kenrin twice 08:27 < Gencade> I like this punk music you guys have been suggesting] 08:27 < Gencade> thanks guys 08:27 < Gencade> i dont thunk ill remember any of this tho 08:27 < plop> that is not punk 08:27 < Gencade> so youll have to remind me 08:28 < Gencade> im in too deep 08:29 < Gencade> guys im sorry dont kick me 08:29 < Gencade> im being obnoxious 08:30 < Jay-Ros> calm down Gencade 08:30 < ceofreak> We did it again 08:30 < Gencade> Jay-Ros, im calm 08:30 < Gencade> are you calm Jay-Ros 08:30 < plop> sup ceofreak 08:31 < ceofreak> Friday man 08:31 < Gencade> my youtube playlist is stuck on sum41 08:31 < ceofreak> Survived another week 08:31 < plop> ceofreak, sweet 08:31 < Gencade> is it friday 08:31 < Gencade> .both 08:31 < Gencade> .bofh 08:31 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: The cord jumped over and hit the power switch. 08:31 < plop> a classic 08:31 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg 08:31 <+layer-eight> YouTube Sum 41 - Fatlip by 2009-06-16T23:27:01.000Z (duration: 3:21) on Wed Jun 17 06:27:01 UTC 2009, 2009-06-16T23:27:01.000Z views 08:31 < plop> yesterday a guy called because printer not powering on... was unplugged 08:32 < ceofreak> I think I treat myself with a freshly baked crossaint this morning 08:32 < plop> gonna charge 50€ to his department 08:32 < Gencade> sum41 man 08:32 < Gencade> I miss this band 08:34 < Gencade> what happned to sum41 08:35 < Gencade> did eveyrone go to sleep 08:35 < Gencade> someone talk to me 08:35 < plop> where're you from Gencade 08:35 < ceofreak> Anyone knows how to delete a not empty glacier vault? 08:36 < Gencade> plop, springfield, MO, you? 08:36 < plop> near barcelona 08:36 < Gencade> i live in a city mixed with hoodrats and hillbillies 08:36 < Gencade> its great 08:37 < plop> i live in a dead city in winter and full of europeans in summer 08:37 < Gencade> are there jobs in barcelona 08:37 < plop> probably 08:37 < Gencade> probably? 08:37 < ceofreak> Tell all the spanniards coming to germany 08:37 < ceofreak> please 08:37 < ceofreak> Because they dont know 08:37 < plop> that german language is a must? 08:38 < Gencade> europe seems like another planet tome 08:38 < plop> it probably is 08:38 < ceofreak> Na I actually dont care I like spanish people 08:38 < ceofreak> much preferred over turkish 08:38 < plop> hehe 08:38 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI 08:38 <+layer-eight> YouTube Green Day - American Idiot [OFFICIAL VIDEO] by 2012-08-22T00:41:14.000Z (duration: 3:03) on Wed Aug 22 07:41:14 UTC 2012, 2012-08-22T00:41:14.000Z views 08:38 < ceofreak> Plop: what's happening on the weekend? 08:39 < plop> ceofreak, we have big event at the hotel. lots of celebrities and shit. 08:39 < Gencade> dont wanna be an ameircan idiot 08:39 < plop> so tomorrow i'll be working from 8am to 1am or something 08:39 < ceofreak> Ill poor a drink for you on the ground 08:40 < cozyfraser> do it 08:40 < Gencade> ill poor a drink for you in my ass 08:40 < plop> .yt atari teenage riot revolution action 08:40 < plop> ceofreak, thanks mate. 08:40 <+layer-eight> YouTube Atari Teenage Riot - "Revolution Action" - https://youtu.be/i8JBUktSxvQ 08:40 < cozyfraser> It's 240 08:40 < The_Dv8or> sup 08:40 < cozyfraser> pm 08:40 < plop> hi The_Dv8or 08:40 < Gencade> pm 08:40 < ceofreak> .yt david hasselhoff kung fury 08:40 <+layer-eight> YouTube David Hasselhoff - True Survivor (from Kung Fury) - https://youtu.be/ZTidn2dBYbY 08:40 < cozyfraser> I'm gonna put labtech training in the calendar for the rest of the day 08:40 < Gencade> hi The_Dv8or 08:41 < plop> kung fury is great 08:41 < Gencade> im goin to bed guys 08:41 < Gencade> goodnight 08:41 < plop> nite Gencade 08:41 < ceofreak> gn8 08:41 < Gencade> nigght 08:41 < Gencade> im gonna go puke first 08:41 < cozyfraser> nah fap instead 08:42 < plop> don't forget to put your foot onthe floor when on the bed so you can stop the room from spinning 08:43 < The_Dv8or> oh fuck, if my intarwebz croaked again, Imma be pissed 08:43 < The_Dv8or> whups, there goes the TV back on again 08:53 < The_Dv8or> fuck, did Colloquy stop workin 09:00 <+ktechmidas> hm... I set up a server about a year ago that is now relied on 09:00 <+ktechmidas> I'm scared to reboot it 09:03 < sammm> jesus christ... my manager isnt the msot technical and has chosen a colleague to do a pen test of our system becasye he always tells us what a HACKER he is 09:04 < sammm> he loads up openvas and goes to the list of loaded CVEs and says, WOW LOOK HOW MANY VULNS WE ARE EXPOSED TO! 09:04 < sammm> i fucking click the scan tab and it says "PRESS HERE TO PERFORM YOUR FIRST SCAN" 09:04 < sammm> jesus christ 09:06 < nohusuro> ktechmidas: what does the server do? 09:07 < nohusuro> sammm: if you're exposed to that many vulnerabilities before you've even scanned, you're in deep shit! xD 09:22 < MikeSeth> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DamETD5XkAAarLQ.jpg 09:25 < The_Dv8or> *BELCH* 09:27 < Wannabejrsysadm> Guy who had to come check out our WiFi is already late 09:27 < Wannabejrsysadm> not promising ... 09:27 <+ktechmidas> switch back to wires 09:27 <+ktechmidas> problem solved 09:27 < ceofreak> ^ 09:27 < Wannabejrsysadm> all our Access points work great 09:27 < Wannabejrsysadm> except one 09:27 < Wannabejrsysadm> the most important one 09:27 < Wannabejrsysadm> that covers the meeting rooms 09:27 < The_Dv8or> where you located 09:28 < Wannabejrsysadm> in a 100 year old wooden building 09:28 < Wannabejrsysadm> not joking btw 09:28 < The_Dv8or> pick a country, you homo 09:28 < Wannabejrsysadm> BELGIUM 09:28 < Wannabejrsysadm> FLANDERS 09:37 < MikeSeth> is that a real country 09:37 < MikeSeth> i dont think it's a real country 09:38 < MikeSeth> https://www.quora.com/Is-Belgium-a-real-country 09:39 < ceofreak> "Belgium is not a country, it is a tax system." 09:39 < ceofreak> There you have it 09:39 < Wannabejrsysadm> hahaha 09:39 < Wannabejrsysadm> rip us 09:39 < Wannabejrsysadm> Well I sitll believe its a country ;) 09:39 < ceofreak> You also believe that your Wifi guy still comes 09:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> already 40 minutes late O_O 09:40 < ceofreak> Maybe you are 40 minutes early 09:40 < MikeSeth> oh wow flemish separatism is a thing 09:40 < Wannabejrsysadm> ye its pretty big 09:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> but kinda hypotric 09:41 < ceofreak> Anyone knows how to set up git for android studio? 09:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> since Wallonia helped Flanders back in the days 09:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> and now we have to "help" them 09:41 < Wannabejrsysadm> all the Flemish people cry 09:41 < MikeSeth> i dunno if you noticed, but in geopolitics now is usually more important than then 09:48 < plop> finland is not a real country 10:19 < FenJai> Mortning peeps 10:21 < plop> sup FenJai 11:12 < MikeSeth> https://pastebin.com/fVgGkDZd 11:12 < MikeSeth> LOL @ MYSQL 11:16 < Trapdoor> 9/11 is 0.8181818181 11:16 < Trapdoor> fyi 11:18 < Trapdoor> hmm 11:18 < Trapdoor> MikeSeth, there has to be an explanation 11:19 < Trapdoor> does it just assume '10' is binary? 11:19 < Trapdoor> I mean 2 is 10 11:20 < MikeSeth> Trapdoor: no, what happens is that it implicitly converts 2 into enum *index* 11:20 < IonutVan_> int vs string? 11:20 < Trapdoor> MikeSeth, you' 11:20 < Trapdoor> you're right 11:20 < MikeSeth> WHERE color = 2 is rewritten as WHERE color = '10' 11:20 < MikeSeth> so essentially in mysql x = (select for where foo = x) is not a guarantee at all 11:21 < Trapdoor> http://komlenic.com/244/8-reasons-why-mysqls-enum-data-type-is-evil/ 11:21 < Trapdoor> also you shouldn't be using mysql 11:24 < IonutVan_> MikeSeth, what about using = '2' 11:25 < MikeSeth> IonutVan_: that would return a null set 11:26 < MikeSeth> Trapdoor: he missed the worst reason of all 11:26 < MikeSeth> enum acts like cancer 11:26 < MikeSeth> it spreads to other tables and stored procedures 11:26 < Trapdoor> but it's mysql 11:26 < MikeSeth> well yes 11:26 < MikeSeth> it's a bit meta :D 11:26 < Trapdoor> mysql is oracle 11:27 < IonutVan_> :D 11:28 < Trapdoor> jesus christ this company 11:29 < Trapdoor> "We're looking for a 24 lead multimode fiber cable for offshore installation, armored etc blah blah blah" 11:29 < Trapdoor> guy replies with "oh yeah this is our best alternative" and a PDF with a 1kV power cable 11:29 < Trapdoor> I... 11:31 < MikeSeth> bhahahahahaha 11:31 < Trapdoor> I can't even 11:31 < Trapdoor> How do you reply to that without insulting anyone? 11:32 < Trapdoor> Maybe I should stop worrying about insulting idiots? 11:32 < MikeSeth> "Do you think a high voltage cable would ensure sufficient network throughput?" 11:36 < Trapdoor> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8bqsn5/youre_welcome/ 11:36 < Trapdoor> By "completely resetting a Windows 10 asset" does he mean he reinstalled Windows? 11:38 < IonutVan_> these days is somebody still using/buying win7 or everything is win10? 12:18 < FenJai> We use win7 IonutVan_ 12:18 < IonutVan_> but new comp/laptops are still coming with win7? 12:19 < FenJai> No, we reimage them 12:20 < FenJai> We're talking over if we should upgrade or just switch to linux 12:20 < Trapdoor> lol 12:27 < Trapdoor> So I've got an option for multimode fiber 12:27 < Trapdoor> OM1, OM2, OM3, OM4 12:27 < Trapdoor> any preferences? 12:27 < Trapdoor> Anything I need to consider? 12:28 < Trapdoor> higher number is better? 12:29 < Reverend> morning freakops 12:29 < Reverend> My feet well hurt after all that datacentre walking :( 13:22 < Trapdoor> here comes the new ricoh printer 13:48 < Kayofeld> hello there 13:59 < Casteil> rageface.jpg 14:00 < Casteil> phone I ordered sunday shipped monday with a scheduled delivery date of this morning.. it just got to my local fedex place this morning, and the delivery date is now tomorrow instead 14:00 < Casteil> rather, a scheduled date of today 14:01 < Sh00rs1gn> That sucks 14:02 < Sh00rs1gn> We've had a new server on order since a week and some change and the delivery date was two days back. Since then, we've heard nothing and it's not turned up 14:03 < Casteil> oh now it's updated again to friday delivery lolll 14:03 < Casteil> hasn't updated to "on vehicle for delivery" yet though 14:09 < Casteil> there, now it's "out for delivery"... phew 14:10 < Casteil> like holy shit fedex if you can't get a package from california to michigan after 4 nights.. 14:12 <@cryptic1> morning 14:13 < Casteil> fuck yeah.. I like this new manager mentor 14:13 < Casteil> I mean, I liked him before he brought in donuts today 14:13 < Casteil> he's sorely needed to get our location's general managers all on the same page 14:15 <@cryptic1> Morning 14:16 < Nightcinder> https://i.imgur.com/O2BQMfD.gifv how i feel with morning coffee 14:19 < estranger> Woot 2 years at my job. Wild 14:20 < estranger> Casteil: GOOD management is invaluable... Also rare 14:22 < Casteil> estranger: grats - I'm coming up on 2 yrs too, just a hair over a month to go 14:25 <@cryptic1> MOrning 14:28 < estranger> Feels like it's been shorter and longer at the same time 14:28 < Sh00rs1gn> I'm sliding into the Chief IT officer of my company as of next thursday after approx. 3 months of training 14:28 < IonutVan_> is that good or bad? :D 14:29 < estranger> You da CHIT man 14:30 < Sh00rs1gn> Well look at it this way: The guy I'm replacing never used Powershell, didn't know what SQL/MYSQL was and had someone else put our (soon to be replaced) server in X many years ago 14:32 < Sh00rs1gn> The difference is he's been in the company since it started and slowly accrued all his knowledge as 12 years went by. I'm being put into a system that's already running and is reasonably robust. But I'm not intimately familiar with back end stuff 14:34 < mrWhiteMD> Sh00rs1gn: Powershell oh my eyes.. 14:34 < mrWhiteMD> Sh00rs1gn: in what cases you use powershell ? 14:34 < IonutVan_> to use ipconfig /all 14:34 < IonutVan_> :D 14:35 < mrWhiteMD> ))) 14:35 < Sh00rs1gn> The answer is currently: Never. But it's something I feel is at least worth a look in that I could try to make my life a shade easier 14:35 < mrWhiteMD> not cmd, PowerShell !! 14:35 < mrWhiteMD> because of word power ? :D 14:37 < Sh00rs1gn> In truth I've seen it mentioned from time to time and, with it being pretty standard, wondered if I could get to a point of using it for a few things 14:38 < estranger> Because it's pretty powerful and let's you script in Windows 14:38 < estranger> Slow as shit, but powerful 14:39 <+giant_it_burrit> powershell is magical 14:39 <+giant_it_burrit> the shit it does 14:39 < Sh00rs1gn> Well that's it, it's one of those skills I'd like to get my head around once I've settled in at least a little. 14:41 < jaelae> got a local admin on my new work laptop on a separate account and everything is splendid today. i guess i don't mind the hassle 14:41 < Sh00rs1gn> Right now I'm just trying to get the foundations laid and a grasp on what our current systems are before I branch out 14:41 < mrWhiteMD> Sh00rs1gn: so if you will need to write a backup script in windows will you write it in PowerShell or cmd ? 14:41 < jaelae> non admins cannot download anything from any freeware websites 14:42 < Sh00rs1gn> mrWhiteMD: We've shedloads of backups, two offsite drives, two drives that do nightly backups on the other side of the building and snapshots taken every 30 mins, 10 a day, 5 a week 14:43 < genr8__> How common is it to do remote Windows Installs over ISCSI ? rather than distributing the images some other way and ImageX /apply it 14:43 < IonutVan_> did you try to restore from them? 14:44 < mrWhiteMD> Sh00rs1gn: cmd or Powershell ? 14:44 <@cryptic1> MORning 14:44 < Sh00rs1gn> mrWhiteMD: Right now? The previous guy has Freefilesync on Task Scheduler do it 14:45 < Sh00rs1gn> So I suppose it would be neither 14:47 < tsarbomba> well hello 14:48 <+DrGibby|> is it friday? 14:48 < Sh00rs1gn> It is indeed 14:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> morning fellas 14:49 <+DrGibby|> g'morning 14:49 < Sh00rs1gn> Morning 14:52 < Sh00rs1gn> mrWhiteMD: I've just realised I never actually answered your question, sorry. I'd write it in Powershell 14:52 < asimon> Are mornings like dogs? 14:53 < asimon> All dogs are good - I feel like all mornings are good too 14:55 <+DrGibby|> https://blog.benjojo.co.uk/post/encoding-data-into-dubstep-drops 14:59 <@cryptic1> MORNing 14:59 <+DrGibby|> MOURNing 14:59 < Sh00rs1gn> Morning 15:02 < asimon> Guten mornign 15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> gluten 15:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> triggered 15:10 <@Code_Man65> You may rejoice, for Friday has arrived 15:11 < tsarbomba> read-only friday has been cancelled in favor of go nuts on production friday 15:12 < mrWhiteMD> Sh00rs1gn: can you show me some examples and pros using PowerShell ? 15:13 <+giant_it_burrit> mrWhiteMD: what are you asking 15:13 <@Code_Man65> That's a VERY open ended question mrWhiteMD 15:13 <+giant_it_burrit> thats why im waiting 15:14 < Gencade> holy fuck 15:14 < Gencade> I got too drunk last night 15:14 <+MillerBOSS> There is never too drunk Gencade. Just drink more 15:15 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, 3 woodford resserve neat, one jack and coke double 15:15 < Gencade> my head hurts 15:15 <+MillerBOSS> Just drink more 15:16 < Gencade> apparently I gave my uber driver my battlenet ID 15:16 < Gencade> wtf 15:16 <+MillerBOSS> I hope that is all you gave him 15:16 < Gencade> Im thinkin so 15:19 < plop> Gencade, how's the hangover? 15:19 < Gencade> my head 15:20 < Gencade> hurts plop 15:20 < plop> Gencade, i believe you 15:20 < Hatter> hey guys, I've got a pretty bad headache this morning, let's try not to have too much nonsense in here today 15:20 < plop> Hatter, is it because of being drunk some hours ago? 15:24 < tsarbomba> is hatter fucking serious? 15:24 < Hatter> woah take that tone down a notch pal 15:24 < tsarbomba> >creates 99% of the bullshit in this channel 15:24 < tsarbomba> >doesn't want nonsense today 15:24 < tsarbomba> fucking topkek 15:24 <+giant_it_burrit> Hatter: your request was denied 15:25 < tsarbomba> ^ 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> nice try bby 15:25 < tsarbomba> 2badsosad 15:25 <+giant_it_burrit> 3bad5sad 15:26 < itsraymilz> What did Hatter do now? 15:26 < tsarbomba> before or after his parole officer's visit? 15:26 < itsraymilz> Both 15:26 <@cryptic1> MORNIng 15:26 < tsarbomba> MORNIng CRYPTIc 15:26 < itsraymilz> Morning cryptic1 15:26 <@cryptic1> :) 15:26 < felda> ayyy fams 15:26 <+DrGibby|> hi :D 15:27 < tsarbomba> hey hey 15:27 < tsarbomba> it's FRIDAY 15:27 < tsarbomba> don'tcha know 15:27 < itsraymilz> It's Friday mah dudes. 15:27 < itsraymilz> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 15:27 < Trapdoor> it's dont touch friday 15:27 < felda> you guys tried the new PUBG thunderdome? 15:27 < tsarbomba> s/dont/bad 15:27 < itsraymilz> Fuck PUBG 15:27 <+layer-eight> Trapdoor meant: "it's bad touch friday" 15:27 < itsraymilz> That's all 15:27 <@cryptic1> My order of fresh tidpods finally arrived from felda.io 15:27 < Trapdoor> itsraymilz, fuck fortnite 15:27 < itsraymilz> Oh shit, mine arrived last week. 15:27 < Trapdoor> rabble rabble 15:27 < tsarbomba> are they stocking the original containers without the childproof lid 15:27 < estranger> is fortnite back up yet? #EpicGamesEpicFail 15:27 < tsarbomba> those are the ones to get 15:27 < itsraymilz> tsarbomba: No, it's regular packaging. 15:27 < tsarbomba> :( 15:28 < tsarbomba> i guess i'll just have the leave the containers around wide open 15:28 < tsarbomba> let the kids have their snacks 15:28 < Trapdoor> I still don't understand 15:28 < itsraymilz> You can check and see if there's any updated on it though https://felda.io/ 15:28 < Trapdoor> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8bqsn5/youre_welcome/ 15:28 < Trapdoor> what does "completely resetting a windows 10 asset" mean? 15:28 < tsarbomba> felda.io needs to get the new tide pod lootcrates 15:28 < tsarbomba> trapdoor, apply 16lb sledgehammer to windows 10 computer 15:28 < tsarbomba> voila. reset. 15:29 < Trapdoor> is "completely resetting a windows 10 asset" just ITIL-speak for "I reinstalled windows" 15:29 < tsarbomba> sounds like it 15:29 < Hatter> yeah guys, very funny, I hope you got it out of your system 15:29 < tsarbomba> though it could be dumping a feature set or even an app 15:29 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do8y6eP_MpQ&index=4&list=PL86G-g851C6e4pYWOTKT3IsUe12yjPgpF hi morning, no this is Kissel 15:29 <+layer-eight> YouTube jerky boys prank call-the dresser by 2011-12-13T01:00:58.000Z (duration: 1:13) on Tue Dec 13 08:00:58 UTC 2011, 2011-12-13T01:00:58.000Z views 15:29 * tsarbomba resets a hatter asset completely 15:30 < itsraymilz> What do you guys use for email filtering? I'm kinda getting fed up with my Barracuda Security Gateway. 15:30 < tsarbomba> millerboss is it true you have a "DICE RULES" leather motorcycle jacket in your closet 15:30 < Jekotia> I'm not aware of any changes since yesterday, but my zsh shell broke... This is added before EVERY prompt https://pastebin.com/uCgkYQPt Any thoughts? It's not present if I drop back down to bash. My zsh config/env is a custom one I deploy from my personal git to the company servers in a self-contained manner (so I can have my familiar environment, and not change things for anyone else). I've purged 15:30 < Jekotia> the local copy and redownloaded it, and I KNOW the source hasn't changed in the last 24 hours 15:30 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah 15:30 < tsarbomba> i've had few issues with the on-prem barracuda stuff 15:31 < itsraymilz> tsarbomba: My issues are mostly inbound queues falling to its knees trying to scan a 30MB email. And I can't do shit about the queue because only Barracuda can touch it from its end. 15:31 < tsarbomba> i haven't touched zsh in a coon's age but isn't there a .zshrc or something similar 15:31 < tsarbomba> from that output it looks corrupted 15:31 < tsarbomba> or just bad syntax 15:31 <+TuxedoJack> "Please advise" = I'm a lazy fuck who can't be assed to read the mail that was sent out about turning on O365 2FA 15:32 < tsarbomba> raymilz, i don't know how helpful i'd be. my hard limit for incoming email is 25mb and i usually only relent to 25mb after a fight 15:32 < tsarbomba> if i had my druthers the email limit would be 10mb but i usually set it to 20, as i did here 15:32 <+TuxedoJack> Who the FUCK turns on 2FA for O365 for a 200-user org on a fucking Thursday night 15:32 <+TuxedoJack> Then calls in sick the next day 15:32 < tsarbomba> someone who doesn't want to do it on read-only friday 15:32 < itsraymilz> tsarbomba: I have my limits set to whatever O365 offers, just to be on par. 15:32 < tsarbomba> yup 15:32 < itsraymilz> TuxedoJack: Possibly someone who has nothing better to do 15:33 < Jekotia> tsarbomba: I modify /etc/zsh/zshenv to look in the .zsh dir I download, instead of its default location, for all of its configs. I'll check if the /etc/zsh/zshenv killed itself or something 15:33 < tsarbomba> maybe this is his way of cross-training you on 2FA in o365 15:33 < Jekotia> I'm using the exact same source on several other servers 15:33 < Jekotia> (git source) 15:34 < tsarbomba> jekotia i scrolled back up and read about the custom config. have you checked with any other zsh users in your org? 15:35 < plop> fucking winsxs dir 15:35 < Jekotia> tsarbomba: There are none. There's MAYBE 3 of us that SSH into the servers, One uses bash. The other likely uses bash, on the rare occassion they feel confident they can touch the shell without breaking something. 15:37 < Jekotia> zsh is also fine if I kill my config. Which is REALLY weird. 15:37 < Jekotia> stock zsh: fine. custom zsh on other servers: fine. custom zsh, from same source as servers where it's fine: NOPE 15:37 < Jekotia> (was working yesterday) 15:40 < abakedapplepie> does anyone know anything about logging into a hyper-v 2016 server 15:40 < abakedapplepie> i cant figure out if this login screen is broken or not 15:40 < abakedapplepie> ive only ever logged into a 2016 instance once and i forget how it works 15:40 < tapoxi> whisper the password gently into its ear 15:41 < abakedapplepie> it seems to not be accepting input though, but its still listening and refreshing becuase the console screen has a blip every 2 minutes or so 15:41 <@Code_Man65> Is it running core? 15:41 <@Code_Man65> And if so, is there a cmd prompt window up? 15:42 < plop> have you tried admin/hunter2? 15:42 < tsarbomba> did you cup the berls? 15:42 < abakedapplepie> hyper-v 2016 15:42 < abakedapplepie> yes its a cmd prompt 15:42 < abakedapplepie> it doesnt appear to be listening 15:42 <@Code_Man65> What does the cmd prompt window say? 15:43 < tsarbomba> access denied: berls not cupped 15:43 < Jekotia> Completely removed zsh and all configs, reinstalled from scratch... still broken. I give up. 15:43 < abakedapplepie> USERNAME 15:43 < abakedapplepie> Username 15:43 < abakedapplepie> Welcome 15:43 < tsarbomba> see? his berls aren't cupped and he's as salty as utah 15:43 < abakedapplepie> thats it 15:43 <@Code_Man65> Ok, hit esc 15:44 < abakedapplepie> nothing happened 15:44 <@Code_Man65> Ok, try ctrl+alt+esc 15:44 < tsarbomba> did you try hitting it with rsat consoles 15:44 < abakedapplepie> this is in a remote btw 15:44 < tsarbomba> the "r" in "rsat" means "remote" 15:44 < tsarbomba> btw 15:44 < abakedapplepie> i can send cntrl+a;t+del but it doesnt do anything 15:45 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba: shut the fuck up 15:45 <@Code_Man65> Is it bound to your domain? 15:45 < abakedapplepie> this is remote as in different domain over the wan 15:45 < tsarbomba> okay. enjoy not being able to do your job. 15:45 < abakedapplepie> kindly stfu 15:45 < abakedapplepie> using our RMM 15:45 <@Code_Man65> Ok, do you have an account in that domain that has access to that server and access to another server on the same domain? 15:45 < abakedapplepie> Code_Man65:: i believe this hyper-v itself is not on the domain 15:46 <@Code_Man65> That would be pants on head levels of retarded 15:46 < abakedapplepie> apparently, someone RDPed into it from their windows server tho so ill use that 15:46 < tapoxi> yo any kool k8s kids here 15:46 < tapoxi> trying to hit an ingress controller in minikube 15:46 < abakedapplepie> Code_Man65: my boss doesnt "do" hyper-v on domain. Don't ask. 15:46 <@Code_Man65> Ok, from that server via powershell try invoke-command -computername -scriptblock {$env:computername} 15:47 <@Code_Man65> That's completely fucking stupid abakedapplepie, let's make management more difficult for no real gain 15:47 < abakedapplepie> i know. 15:47 < abakedapplepie> im slowly making things better 15:47 <@Code_Man65> VMWare is bound to the domain for fucks sake 15:47 < abakedapplepie> i get to implement vlans for our main office this week 15:47 < abakedapplepie> which is a victory 15:47 < tsarbomba> kingston does not make RMAing a failed ssd easy 15:47 <@Code_Man65> abakedapplepie: If that command doesn't work, I'd wager the system is most likely at least soft lock 15:48 < abakedapplepie> is there a chance it just wasnt logging on because someone else was logged on? 15:48 <@Code_Man65> No 15:48 < abakedapplepie> there was something that would blip for a nanosecond 15:48 < tsarbomba> they're arguing with me over which invoice applies to a failed drive we bought. they're saying the SKC400S37 drive we are trying to RMA is different than the SKC400S37 drive we have an invoice for 15:48 < abakedapplepie> unreadable though 15:48 < tsarbomba> like there's even a fucking way to tell 15:51 < alazare619> think i'm making the switch to ryobi 15:52 < alazare619> already got a few of their tools 15:52 < alazare619> got a chance to see there 18v dual battery compound miter saw the other day 15:52 < Casteil> alazare619: whyyy 15:52 < alazare619> super impressed 15:52 < Casteil> ...with ryobi???? 15:52 < alazare619> yep 15:52 < alazare619> there price quaility point is on point 15:52 < khelpw> the real question tho: Is it Skookum? 15:52 < Casteil> I mean, if you're on a tight budget ... ok 15:52 < Casteil> ryobi is generally anything but skookum 15:53 < alazare619> quality of for instance there 18v 1/4 impact driver is on par with the makita 15:53 < Casteil> I believe a certain someone would call it chinesium garbage 15:53 < khelpw> Just get the hazard fraught alternative imo if you just want to cheap out. 15:53 < khelpw> their earthquake stuff is legit 15:53 < Casteil> most of my stuff is milwaukee & dewalt 15:53 < felda> please visit https://felda.io to view my tell all about cryptic1's presidential moderation legacy. 15:53 < Casteil> https://hostr.co/file/iEm3ec5PRNhL/milwaukee.jpg :D 15:54 < Casteil> milwaukee's M12 fuel line is pretty legit for being 12v 15:54 <@cryptic1> I will never buy milwaukee again 15:54 < Casteil> and I've got a dewalt 7491 RS table saw, and a Dewalt 735X thickness planer 15:54 < Casteil> cryptic1: why? 15:54 <@cryptic1> their batteries drain when not being used 15:55 < Casteil> I have not noticed any such behavior.. 15:55 <@cryptic1> my makita cordless equipment do not do that 15:55 < Casteil> at least not any more than other li-ion batteries 15:55 <@Code_Man65> For a tablesaw I want a sawstop saw 15:55 <@cryptic1> don't use your milwaukee drills for a month or 2 and see 15:55 < khelpw> Likewise, Have a M12 drill that goes long periods between uses 15:55 < khelpw> like 3-4 months between uses 15:55 < felda> sideup66 new update to felda.io 15:55 <@cryptic1> 18volt line 15:55 < khelpw> never picked it up with less than 3 bars. 15:55 <@Code_Man65> For drills and their ilk though, hilti is far and away the best 15:55 < Casteil> I had the m12 XC 6.0 battery in my little circular saw for probably 4 months and it was still @ basically full charge when I picked it up and used it again 15:55 <@cryptic1> plus their batteries if not charged for long period would just die 15:55 < khelpw> Yeah, if you've got the scratch for it Code_Man65 15:56 <@cryptic1> it was a known issue 15:56 < Casteil> cryptic1: was it new? 15:56 < Casteil> or older? 15:56 <@cryptic1> Casteil, of course new 15:56 <@cryptic1> I prob have way too much power tools than the avg person should have 15:56 < Casteil> hehe 15:56 < Casteil> you can never have too many tools 15:57 < Casteil> anyway, I'm pretty happy with my milwaukee stuff 15:57 < khelpw> I have no room for tool storage. all my shit is in boxes scattered around :( 15:57 < Casteil> and my dewalt stuff (none of it cordless) has been good so far too 15:57 < Casteil> then again the dewalt stuff I own is all top-of-the-line dewalt 15:57 < khelpw> I've always been a poorfag tho, so my strategy has always been to find old, quality craftsman or other USA built tools on craigslist and just fix em up 15:57 < Casteil> the 735X planer, 7491 RS table saw and the newer circular saw with electronic braking 15:57 < khelpw> at least, for bench tools - drill press, bench grinder etc. 15:57 < Casteil> which is really nice.... blade stops spinning quickly 15:58 < khelpw> I have a DeWalt...folding workbench 15:58 < Casteil> khelpw: nothing wrong with that; especially with shop tools 15:58 < khelpw> because it's the only kind of workbench I've got room for. It stays under my bed unless in use. 15:58 < Casteil> i.e. bandsaw, grinder, etc 15:58 < khelpw> I want a bandsaw so damn bad. And a lathe. and a mill. and a shop. 15:59 < Casteil> I'm so glad I bought a shitload of tools before I bought my house 15:59 < khelpw> Currently all my wood/metal projects are on indefinite hold until I move. Just been doing leathercraft in the meanwhile to have something to do with my hands. 15:59 < Gencade> cryptic1, get back to work 15:59 < Casteil> it'd be hard to buy nice tools now with a house payment and ongoing improvements 15:59 < alazare619> Casteil: theres a few reasons why ryobi 15:59 <@cryptic1> D: 15:59 < alazare619> ave did a video of him disecting their batteries 15:59 < alazare619> they use samsung 25r batteries 16:00 < Casteil> https://hostr.co/file/p1j6n8CKOmtp/newtoys.jpg < khelpw bought this bandsaw for like $360 about 8 months ago... pretty nice, has resaw capacity up to 8" 16:00 < alazare619> their plastic (abs) is meh nothing great 16:00 < Bru-> yay snow day 16:00 < alazare619> but the interals are all diaelectric where it counts it counts where they can save they saved 16:00 < alazare619> the impact,drill,mitersaw are all great 16:01 < alazare619> even have a weed eater of theirs and its pretty top notch with the 9ah battery 16:01 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/pKEjfQU.png < I've got a couple rooms in my basement for shop space but haven't built any worktops or put in dust collection yet so I haven't really done anything :( 16:01 < Casteil> that room is about 15 x 16 and there's another one that's like 8 x 15 16:01 < khelpw> I was working on the floor until my girlfriend got me this folding workbench :D 16:01 < khelpw> fuck you. 16:02 < Casteil> lol 16:02 < Casteil> my only workspace right now is the piece of plywood on those sawhorses haha 16:02 < khelpw> This is my tool storage right now for the leathercraft shit. That's all on a corner of my reptile enclosures. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yN9oqxTL/image.png 16:03 < Casteil> I think I'm going to build an 8' wide wall-mounted bench on that wall with the window 16:03 < Casteil> khelpw: hehe 16:04 < Casteil> I could use an organization system like that 16:04 < Hatter> khelpw, what's the best leather thing you've made for your girlfriend? 16:04 < khelpw> Yeah, one thing about not having much space is it forces you to be organized. 16:05 < Hatter> and don't say anything lewd please 16:05 < khelpw> IDK, I've made her a lot of stuff. Belts, pouches, chokers/necklaces, rings, armbands etc 16:05 < Casteil> I just spent an hour last night consolidating and 'organizing' stuff 16:06 < Casteil> still had a box of electronics and miscellaneous fasteners and parts and other crap that I kept having to dig through to try to find stuff 16:07 < Jekotia> khelpw: Tangental questions: a) tool wise, do you think you have enough to possibly make leather armour? b) if a is yes, what would you estimate your tool costs at? I'm very interested in crafting leather armour for a cosplay. Because fuck that "it looks like the real thing" shit. 16:07 < IonutVan_> khelpw, or buying additional external drives :D 16:07 < Casteil> trying to group crap together so I don't have to go on wild goose chases whenever I want to find something specific, so now all my networking cables/switches/tools are in the same spot, i've got a bag full of nothing but USB cables, and another bag for nothing but audio/video cables/adapters 16:07 < khelpw> Depends very much on the style of leather armor and the look you're going for 16:08 < Casteil> Jekotia: leather working doesn't require tremendous investment, 'least not compared to woodworking 16:08 < khelpw> If you just want to set eyelets and stitch everything together using big chunky lace or something, you can get away with very minimal tools (eyelets, setting tools, single punch) 16:08 < Casteil> or metalworking (esp if you intend to weld or CNC) 16:08 < khelpw> It really depends on what you want to make tbh and the scale at which you want to operate. For most people who do it as a hobby though yeah it can be as cheap or as expensive as the hide you work on 16:09 < McDonaldsWiFi> its r--r--r-- friday boys 16:09 < khelpw> Some of the larger machines (sewing machines, bell skivers, splitters etc) can cost in the thousands to tens of thousands range 16:09 < Casteil> I think leatherworking all you need to get cracking is a sharp knife, punches, needle/thread 16:09 < tsarbomba> any opinions re: xfburn vs. brasero? 16:09 < Casteil> and maybe some leather rivets or w/e they're called 16:09 < khelpw> Really depends on what you want to make. 16:09 < Casteil> I'm not big on leather 16:10 * tsarbomba chmod 444 errything 16:10 < khelpw> I...uh..... https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/IL3FQlgw/image.png 16:10 < khelpw> My briefcase^ 16:10 < mkillebrew> you mean 440, fuck other 16:10 < Jekotia> khelpw: I spy a fellow Surface owner! 16:11 < mkillebrew> who the fuck do they think they are, trying to read my files 16:11 < khelpw> Contents: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/kPXYPAvL/image.png 16:11 < tsarbomba> hairbrush for the mane 16:11 < khelpw> I don't need it often, but when I do I'm glad it's there. 16:11 < Casteil> heh 16:11 < tsarbomba> i take it you're into leatherwork 16:11 < khelpw> Yep, made all that stuff. 16:11 < khelpw> Except the briefcase itself. 16:12 < Jekotia> khelpw: Anti-climactic :P 16:12 < khelpw> Though I am in the slow process of making a replacement out of some navy Chromexcel. 16:12 < tsarbomba> pretty neat. i'm trying to find time to improve my game. i made some slips and such, a few mag bags, etc. 16:12 < khelpw> It's a good hobby for the winter time, when it's too cold for me to spend too much time hiking or otherwise outside. 16:13 < Casteil> I *really* need to get crackin' on my basement shop, but I've got so many prerequisites I need to get done 16:13 < khelpw> Best tip I ever got was to just make things. It doesn't matter so much what they are. You'll improve some little thing every time you make something. 16:13 < mkillebrew> I spent 5 hours carving, tooling, sitching, and staining a floral pattern leather belt before I realized I put the clasp on the wrong end for the pattern, so it'd have been upside-down for how I wear them 16:14 < khelpw> I still make a ton of slips and pouches just because it's nice to nail out a whole project in one sitting 16:14 < Casteil> I want to get the concrete slab ground and sealed (or at least painted) before I start doing any serious woodworking.. I need benches, and I need a dust collection system because running things like a planer/jointer or table saw without dust collection in a house (even in the basement) is a terrible idea 16:14 < Casteil> mkillebrew: haha 16:14 < br14> I cannot keep up with the tide of email, its so curshing. What was work like pre-email? Where these all phone calls? Did people figure their own shit out? Where these meetings? 16:14 < khelpw> Few I finished the other day. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RNHCa7Zt/image.png 16:14 < asimon> I live in an apartment so I'm trying to turn my dremel tool into all of the woodworking and machine tools 16:14 < asimon> Tiny machine shop 16:15 < mkillebrew> I need to do another, and a sufficiently fancy holster for my USP 16:15 < Casteil> speaking of holsters 16:15 < asimon> The wholy place is carpeted though so I need to figure out how to prevent burning the place down 16:15 < Casteil> not enough P365 holster makers yet :\ 16:15 < JFDkthx> holy shit 16:15 < JFDkthx> it's friday 16:15 < JFDkthx> you know what that means McDonaldsWiFi 16:15 < Casteil> asimon: oh god lol, wood/metal chips on carpet = no bueno 16:15 < mkillebrew> send me a P365 and I'll make you a leather one 16:15 < Casteil> don't do it bro 16:15 < Casteil> mkillebrew: I prefer kydex :P 16:15 < mkillebrew> I've done those, too 16:15 < br14> srsly, there must be some grey beards here. How did inter-office communication work < 1995? 16:16 < asimon> Casteil: It's been getting cramped over my bathroom sink lol 16:16 < khelpw> asimon: get one of those dremel CNC mills lol 16:16 < mkillebrew> you can easily do kydex yourself 16:16 < tsarbomba> i'm seeing a lot of cyrillic negative reviews on various apps these days 16:16 < Casteil> https://hostr.co/file/mMLKVlAwrAww/Shield_Onyour6_1.jpg < I'm hoping to get a nice minimal one like this one I have for my Shield 16:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: means you're going to pee from your ass later lol 16:16 < tsarbomba> is this the next phase in the cyber-war? 16:16 < asimon> khelpw: That's the plan; going to take an old 3d printer and rig that up 16:16 < AnimalFarmPig> <3 my yaqui style holsters 16:16 < Casteil> mkillebrew: I mean, I don't know if I'd go so far as to say "easily" but yes, it can be done 16:16 < tsarbomba> phase 1: undermine confidence in domestic software. phase 2: ????? phase 3: PROFIT! 16:17 < mkillebrew> you pop it in the oven, use gloved hands to fold it around the gun, put it on top of some thick foam, another foam on top, board on top of that, sit on it until it cools. 16:17 < AnimalFarmPig> br14: phone calls 16:17 < tsarbomba> what do you use to protect the item itself when you're moldying kydex/similar materials 16:17 < JFDkthx> gas station breakfast burrito! 16:17 < tsarbomba> just like wax paper or something? 16:17 < mkillebrew> it'll press it to form. Fine tune it with a heat gun, trim, add hardware 16:18 < tsarbomba> -y 16:18 < br14> AnimalFarmPig: in that case I'm happy with email! 16:18 < mkillebrew> kydex gets supple at a relatively low temperature compared to what guns tolerate 16:18 < AnimalFarmPig> I actually prefer phone calls. Five minutes writing an email is a 30 second phone call 16:18 < br14> I volunteered to give up my office phone the other day. Boss will not let me,.. yet. 16:18 < tsarbomba> no need to wrap the metal? i figured the soft material might stick somewhat 16:19 < AnimalFarmPig> talking is so much easier than writing 16:19 < mkillebrew> nah, if it sticks then you've fucking melted it, too hot 16:19 < mkillebrew> you just need it to get bendy 16:19 < br14> My problem is a 30sec phone call ususally turns into a 10min phone call while the other party takes me off track to another project. Or some horrible personal story. 16:21 < JFDkthx> Using the cryptic1 hand dryer just flings poo particles all over you, study finds 16:22 < mkillebrew> kydex rattles and such though, I don't much care for it. 16:22 < mkillebrew> it's harder and uncomfortable 16:22 < Alternity> i dont wanna work today 16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: so do they only have the burritos today 16:23 < McDonaldsWiFi> JFDkthx: or do you just eat them on fridays 16:23 < Casteil> Alternity: me either.. I've been balls to the walls this entire week so I'm trying to take a bit of a breather today 16:23 < JFDkthx> i only eat one on friday 16:23 < khelpw> One thing that I've been meaning to mess with for some time now is casting with resin. I want to also try to resin stabilize some leather to make a stacked leather handle for some tools. 16:23 < JFDkthx> i treat mahself 16:25 < Casteil> lulz 16:25 <+DrGibby|> NSFW language but its so fucking funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvVct6RxQuo 16:25 <+layer-eight> YouTube deadly hunter floridian predator thirst for blood HD 4k nat geo raw [[EXPLICIT]]] by 2018-04-13T00:34:31.000Z (duration: 1:41) on Fri Apr 13 07:34:31 UTC 2018, 2018-04-13T00:34:31.000Z views 16:25 < JFDkthx> 2016 16:25 < Casteil> one of our boat sales guys has vowed to wear flip flops now through summer 16:26 < Hatter> Casteil, how much for a boat 16:26 < Casteil> we're still getting wintery weather on and off in april haha 16:26 < Casteil> Hatter: ours range from 60-200k 16:26 < JFDkthx> Casteil: send one my way 16:26 < JFDkthx> check's in the mail 16:27 < corn266> morning you degenerates 16:27 < JFDkthx> pot calling the kettle black 16:27 < Trapdoor> ahahahahaha morning 16:27 < br14> Casteil: what area? 16:27 < Trapdoor> you poor motherfuckers 16:27 < Trapdoor> it's 4:27pm here 16:27 < Trapdoor> I've only got 30ish minutes left of this bullshit 16:28 < Casteil> br14: not doxing myself kthx 16:28 < Casteil> I say much more and you'd probably be able to find me pretty easily 16:29 < br14> Casteil: understood, wearing sandals in FL vs WI is going to be a very different experence. 16:30 < tsarbomba> trapdoor, your weekend ends 6 hours sooner than ours 16:30 < tsarbomba> SORRY ABOUT YR BAD LUCK 16:30 < estranger> Casteil, half the country is having a wintery spring, no worries 16:30 < corn266> rip Trapdoor 16:30 < JFDkthx> estranger: winter weather warning for us this weekend 16:30 < JFDkthx> freezing rain 16:30 < JFDkthx> and bunches of it 16:30 < estranger> im going to cali next week, fuck all this 16:30 < Trapdoor> tsarbomba, not if I show up late for work on monday 16:30 < tsarbomba> it'll be 82F today 16:30 < Trapdoor> check mate 16:31 < JFDkthx> goddamn global warming ruining my weekend 16:31 < linuxdood> Anyone use a Garmin in here? 16:31 < tsarbomba> trapdoor, FIRED 16:31 < corn266> same here tsarbomba and I get to go hiking this weekend 16:31 < Trapdoor> please tsarbomba 16:31 < tsarbomba> turns out you were playing checkers 16:31 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: but you're also in tamba. 16:31 < tsarbomba> wtf is tamba 16:31 < tsarbomba> did you just have a mini-stroke 16:31 < JFDkthx> probabytampa 16:31 < JFDkthx> tampa 16:31 < JFDkthx> yes 16:31 < tsarbomba> tampa is where muddin' trucks and coal-rollers live 16:31 < tsarbomba> i live in the financial engine of the state 16:32 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: tampa is where gbar is 16:32 < corn266> a jamaican tampa-rine 16:32 < estranger> close enough for disney weekends! \o/ 16:32 < tsarbomba> tampa-x 16:33 < Casteil> br14: FL doesn't do "wintery weather" :P 16:33 < Casteil> but yes - we're one of the northernmost states in the US 16:33 < JFDkthx> ALASKA 16:34 < JFDkthx> they have irc in igloos? 16:34 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: 16:34 < Casteil> not that north 16:34 < JFDkthx> igloo relay chat 16:34 < JFDkthx> just smoke signals 16:34 < Casteil> we do share a border with canuckistan 16:35 < br14> Casteil: I now have your home address and ssn. 16:35 < Casteil> come at me bro, I've got more guns than your average american 16:35 < dragonfleas> i had a random fever last night 16:35 < br14> lol, why does that seem tru for many Tech employees? 16:35 < dragonfleas> like accompanied by no symptoms 16:36 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: did you take more cowbell? 16:36 < dragonfleas> i took fever reducer, broke the fever and now i feel fine 16:36 < dragonfleas> wtf why did the fever happen? 16:36 < dragonfleas> allergies? 16:36 < JFDkthx> gaids 16:38 < dragonfleas> it's definitely squirrel aids 16:38 < dragonfleas> because ray william johnson says so 16:38 <+DrGibby|> JFDkthx: receiving intense chronic gay anal butt sex usually puts the body into shock so its probably that 16:38 <+DrGibby|> err 16:38 <+DrGibby|> dragonfleas: receiving intense chronic gay anal butt sex usually puts the body into shock so its probably that 16:39 < dragonfleas> chronic anal sex? 16:39 <+DrGibby|> yes 16:39 < dragonfleas> is that less or more severe than acute anal butt sex 16:39 < JFDkthx> my poor coworker has had the worse friday the 13th. 16:40 < vinrock> worse than what 16:40 < JFDkthx> he has spilled his coffee three different times 16:40 < JFDkthx> worst 16:40 < JFDkthx> vinrock: im very slow today 16:40 < JFDkthx> please forgib 16:40 < vinrock> he's cursed keep your distance 16:40 <+DrGibby|> dragonfleas: well, acute gay anal butt sex is a different symptom 16:40 < vinrock> oh is today acute gay anal butt sex friday? sweeeet 16:40 < tsarbomba> acute anal butt sex is more severe than chronic anal butt sex but there are more treatment options 16:40 <+DrGibby|> nooo 16:41 < tsarbomba> like, for instance, refusing anal butt sex 16:41 < dragonfleas> what the fuck 16:41 < vinrock> that's the spirit 16:41 < dragonfleas> cryptic1, can we get a ban 16:41 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba: I was going to say that acute anal butt sex might be rape 16:41 < JFDkthx> vinrock: he spilled grinds all over his pants trying to dump them in the trash. he spilled beans before grinding them, and then he spilt coffee on his desk. and just now he broke his coffee mug on his desk 16:41 < vinrock> maybe he's on meth 16:41 < tsarbomba> it might be, gibby, but the human body has ways of shutting all that down 16:41 < AnimalFarmPig> refusing anal butt sex? Next thing you're going to suggest that people don't smoke, drink moderately, and don't use heroin 16:41 <+DrGibby|> tsarbomba+++ 16:41 < JFDkthx> vinrock: he looks like he hasnt slept 16:42 < JFDkthx> could be meth 16:42 < tsarbomba> no heroin? let's not get crazy 16:42 <+DrGibby|> DONT YOU DARE TAKE MY HEROIN AWAY 16:42 < JFDkthx> people on meth dont sleep, i know this. because i watched the movie spun with brittney murhpy 16:42 < JFDkthx> god bless her rip 16:42 <+DrGibby|> EVERY AMERICAN HAS THE RIGHT TO DRUGS 16:42 < vinrock> yeah she was a cutie 16:43 < JFDkthx> you know what actor is really overrated 16:43 < JFDkthx> daniel day lewis 16:43 < JFDkthx> what a joke 16:43 < L3gacy> No u 16:43 < L3gacy> Fite meh 16:43 < L3gacy> lol jk 16:43 < L3gacy> So.. Brand new 512 SSD failed >.< 16:44 < tsarbomba> there are people who would kill you for besmirching the movie 'there will be blood', jdfkthx 16:44 < L3gacy> controller just "disappeared" 16:44 < JFDkthx> that was a good movie 16:44 < tsarbomba> i'm not among them (i fell asleep in the first half hour, twice) 16:44 < JFDkthx> but not because of him 16:44 < vinrock> i just rewatched gangs of new york and there will be blood 16:44 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: ben aflec was great in that movie 16:44 < vinrock> that guy can act his fuckin balls off 16:44 < JFDkthx> er 16:44 < JFDkthx> not ben aflec 16:44 < JFDkthx> mat damon 16:44 < vinrock> aflac 16:44 < JFDkthx> as the little irish kid 16:44 < alazare619> hunterkii is at EVE Fest in iceland 16:44 < L3gacy> Aflack! 16:45 < alazare619> what a jerk :( 16:45 < tsarbomba> is it your turn to track him this week, alazare619? 16:45 < JFDkthx> s/tr/j 16:45 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "is it your turn to jack him this week, alazare619?" 16:45 < alazare619> hes reporting in on dicord 16:45 < JFDkthx> it's always his turn 16:45 < vinrock> my eve dude's name is engraved on a monument in the reykjavic harbor 16:45 < alazare619> cosplay grils and stuff 16:45 < vinrock> that is my nerd trophy 16:45 < JFDkthx> vinrock: me and all my cyno alts :) 16:45 < tsarbomba> so basically discord is hunterkll and felda breathing heavy at each other 16:45 < vinrock> nice! 16:45 < tsarbomba> fantastic 16:45 < alazare619> vinrock: same for hunterkii 16:46 < JFDkthx> tsarbomba: and alazare619 listening abatedly 16:46 < alazare619> [4:02 PM] Hunterkll: @everyone AHAHAHAHAHA THE NAME HUNTERKLL IS ON A BIGASS MONUMENT IN REYKJAVIK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH 16:46 < alazare619> [4:02 PM] Hunterkll: Fucking EVE man 16:46 < vinrock> lol 16:46 < JFDkthx> hes not special 16:46 < JFDkthx> we 16:46 < JFDkthx> well 16:46 < JFDkthx> he is 16:47 < vinrock> wtf he's in a pubby corp 16:47 < vinrock> git gud hunterkll 16:47 < dragonfleas> you guys wanna know a story i have about valve disabling and perma banning my steam account and then unbanning it? 16:47 < SpeakerToMeat> WHere the fuck is Harlock 16:47 < dragonfleas> a story of valve being leniant 16:47 < dragonfleas> lenient* 16:47 < JFDkthx> vinrock: probably some fucking carebare 16:47 < vinrock> lol 16:47 < JFDkthx> hurr hurr muh freighter 16:48 < SpeakerToMeat> Oh shit was harlock killed by the eve mafia? 16:48 < tapoxi> remember the last time valve made a good videogame 16:48 < tapoxi> oh 2011 16:48 < alazare619> SpeakerToMeat: like irl kilt? 16:48 < alazare619> theres a legit eve mafia? 16:48 < alazare619> like irl? 16:49 < alazare619> that is the most nerdy thing i think i've ever heard... 16:49 < estranger> first "herrherr its friday the 13th" joke i hear in a call/meeting today im going to start taking shots 16:49 < JFDkthx> tapoxi: tapoxi false 16:49 < JFDkthx> why did i tag you twice 16:49 < JFDkthx> anyway 16:49 < vinrock> well 16:49 < JFDkthx> last good game was 2013 16:49 < vinrock> there was a russian mobsters kid that used to play 16:49 < JFDkthx> when dota 2 came out 16:49 < JFDkthx> obv 16:49 < L3gacy> stranger, I have some black cherry and pomegranate tequila here 16:49 < SpeakerToMeat> alazare619: Dude Eve moves thousands and thousands of dollars, sure there's a mafia 16:49 < L3gacy> *estranger 16:49 < estranger> L3gacy, that sounds gross? 16:49 < L3gacy> It's smoother than hot buttered glass 16:50 < estranger> lol 16:50 < ouemt> favorite (other than sticky notes on the monitor, of course) way to share root passwords with other admins? 16:50 < estranger> guess when I hear black cherry I think of cheap shit 16:50 < SpeakerToMeat> alazare619: About being killed irl, I seriously doubt it, it's scenic hyperbole, but he was at an eve convention so the setting fits the joke 16:50 < L3gacy> It's home distilled :) 16:50 < estranger> oreally 16:50 < L3gacy> yasss 16:50 < estranger> then id def give it a whirl 16:50 < L3gacy> Jason is in the server room, killing a camper! 16:51 < L3gacy> take a shot 16:51 < L3gacy> I know people that WONT rack 13 servers in a rack 16:51 < L3gacy> like... triskadecaphobia much? 16:52 < estranger> we're throwing a world wide party next week @ work, we'll be doing shots then 16:52 < L3gacy> It's 48U FFS 16:52 < estranger> 2spooky4me 16:52 < L3gacy> 3spoopy5me 16:52 < tsarbomba> i always skip over the 13th U in any rack 16:52 < estranger> lol 16:52 < tsarbomba> i tell the bosses it's for ventilation but really it's a superstition thing 16:53 < tapoxi> JFDkthx: dota 2 is not a good game 16:53 < corn266> LoL is better 16:53 < JFDkthx> except for the fact that it always sets the record for highest prizepool for any tournament 16:53 < JFDkthx> year after year 16:53 < tsarbomba> extra neckbeard wax? 16:54 < Casteil> mkillebrew: ffs getting a little tired of contacting brownells -.- 16:54 < alazare619> I'm confused how does eve online economy move IRL currency 16:54 < tapoxi> JFDkthx: it is russian/portugese tutoring software designed to teach you to hate strangers 16:54 < corn266> Yea unless I'm actually winning that prize pool, who gives a fuck 16:54 < JFDkthx> you can buy and sell ingame currency/subscription time via PLEX 16:54 < Casteil> every time I call in I have to wait, talk to someone, wait longer when they hand me off to someone els 16:54 < Hatter> alazare619, mostly from doritos sales LOL 16:54 < tapoxi> JFDkthx: also it doesnt have a real pro scene like league 16:54 < JFDkthx> tapoxi: i would argue it's different in each region 16:54 < JFDkthx> tapoxi: hah. 16:54 < JFDkthx> thats why lol is region locked right? 16:55 < JFDkthx> to promote competitiveness 16:55 < corn266> anyone in the NOVA area wanna go hiking tomorrow? 16:55 < Casteil> I just want to change the ffl it's shipping to :| 16:55 < coderphive> \/join #node.js 16:55 < coderphive> whoops ^_^ 16:55 < JFDkthx> /r/oopsdidntmeanto 16:55 < SpeakerToMeat> alazare619: https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/01/29/massive-eve-online-battle-could-cost-500000-in-real-money/#71508dfe6877 16:56 <@JollyRgrs> HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th EVERYONE! 16:56 < Gencade> wooohooo 16:56 * DrGibby| has systems literally on fire right now 16:56 <+DrGibby|> YAY! 16:56 < tapoxi> corn266: no but im up for hiking in boston 16:56 < tapoxi> anyone want to go to the blue hills 16:56 < tsarbomba> lp0 on fire 16:57 < khelpw> Depending what kinda trip you're planning and when I might be down 16:57 < khelpw> been meaning to check out Boston 16:57 < corn266> how can loopback be even nearly on fire? 16:57 < corn266> tapoxi: lemme see how much of a drive that would be 16:57 < tapoxi> corn266: about 9 hours 16:57 < khelpw> Yeah, like 6-7 hours here. 16:58 < khelpw> I've driven further for dumber shit tho 16:58 < vinrock> tsarbomba you know much about connectors? 16:58 < corn266> how in the fuck is a flight from VA to MA the same duration as one from VA to TX 16:58 < tapoxi> corn266: I've done that drive like 4-6 times 16:59 < Casteil> yay, finally got that order updated to ship to a better FFL dealer. 16:59 < corn266> how bad is it? tapoxi 17:00 < vinrock> ive got these devices that are having trouble with poor connections. cable connecting the devices has female dupont connectors going into pin headers. im going to make my own cables to see if I can solve the issue. I cant imagine so but would it be an issue going from 0.38µm plating thickness on the connectors to 0.76µm? 17:00 < tapoxi> corn266: DC/NY you need to pay attention but otherwise its fine 17:00 < tapoxi> I've never hit bad traffic in NY 17:00 < vinrock> corn266: one direction you're going against the wind 17:00 < alazare619> SpeakerToMeat: holly shit 17:01 < khelpw> You know what's a fun game. I work in an open-ish office plan with a corner cube in the cube farm. I don't have to talk to users much (thankfully) so I get to sit with one IEM in and I listen to the dumbest, most retarded music all day and try to keep a straight face. 17:01 < SpeakerToMeat> alazare619: https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-earn-real-money-playing-EVE-Online 17:01 < khelpw> tapoxi: you must have only gone through upstate or something. 17:01 < vinrock> if you ever caught a flight in the jetstream it's insanely fast 17:01 < khelpw> Currently listening to GWAR. 17:02 < tapoxi> khelpw: no driving through nyc on gw bridge 17:02 < khelpw> Fuck you. 17:02 < tapoxi> i've never done tapanzee 17:03 < vinrock> the gwb is a special kind of hell 17:03 < Casteil> woohoo 17:03 < alazare619> SpeakerToMeat: they should just allow it could be interesting 17:03 < Casteil> just pulled up my home IP cams and Fedex is at my house deliverin' my phone 17:03 < corn266> fuck that tapoxi I'd just stay in NYC 17:03 < khelpw> Worst part of living on lawn guy land is trying to get the fuck off of lawn guy land. 17:03 < Casteil> wut 17:03 < khelpw> Doesn't matter what way you go or when. You're hitting traffic. Fuck you. 17:04 < SpeakerToMeat> alazare619: It would become a shithole in 12 hours 17:04 < khelpw> Lawn guy land = long island 17:04 < SpeakerToMeat> alazare619: If they openly allow it, ther wWILL be deaths in short term 17:04 < corn266> Have you tried getting a new cardboard box 17:04 < Casteil> ah 17:04 < Heresiarch> khelpw: lirr can has? 17:04 < khelpw> No, and fuck you too. 17:05 < Heresiarch> khelpw: ...spoken like a true New Yorker. XD 17:05 < khelpw> I hate this fucking place :D 17:05 < Casteil> huh 17:05 < ravioli> yankees suck 17:05 < Casteil> this fedex truck has been sitting in my driveway for like 10 minutes 17:05 < khelpw> Don't get me wrong. NYC is great for concerts and food 17:05 < Casteil> must be organizing his truck or something 17:05 < corn266> Redsox or bust 17:05 < khelpw> literally every single other thing about it can just go fuck itself in its shitty fucking ass 17:05 < Casteil> ahhhh there he is 17:05 <+DrGibby|> fuck the yankees 17:06 < Sh00rs1gn> I am in England doing English things 17:06 * Casteil continues ip cam stalking delivery drivers 17:06 < khelpw> Seriously - when the weather is nice I go upstate almost every weekend. Every one I can, anyway. 17:08 < corn266> khelpw: fish and chips aye? maybe a cuppa or two 17:08 < khelpw> Every single time, when heading back from camping or hiking there's a spot a little ways before you hit the traffic for the GWB or throgs neck where it sinks in that we're _really_ going back to LI and the entire car just gets quiet and depressed. Usually about now someone will make a half-joke about "remind me again why we're going back to this giant, rotten log of shit of an island" 17:08 < tapoxi> Boston > NYC 17:08 < tapoxi> fuck NYC 17:09 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't understand why one would want to live in such crowded cities. Do these people not know the joy of smoking a doobie naked in the back yard in privacy, or do they simply not appreciate it? 17:10 < estranger> closer to where you make $$, socialites 17:10 < khelpw> If y'all want to feel good about wherever it is you live, just think about this. The house I was living in up until about a year ago that was inherited by my mother from my grandmother was costing me $19,600 a year. 17:10 < khelpw> In taxes. 17:10 < khelpw> :D 17:10 < AnimalFarmPig> also, I don't understand why one would prefer not to be separated from other people by thousands of pounds of metal when going places 17:10 < khelpw> AnimalFarmPig: most genuinely don't know any different, and so don't mind 17:10 < estranger> I live an hr from the city... its perfect. easy trainride in when needed, far less taxes/CoL 17:10 < khelpw> I grew up in rural FL. On 12 acres of land. 17:11 < JFDkthx> oh, neat 17:11 < AnimalFarmPig> expensive property taxes, khelpw 17:11 < khelpw> Property, school etc. 17:11 < JFDkthx> you dont have to pay for redhat satellite anymore 17:11 < abakedapplepie> https://www.wxyz.com/news/region/wayne-county/high-school-freshman-shot-at-after-stopping-to-ask-for-directions-to-school 17:11 < abakedapplepie> jesus christ! 17:11 < abakedapplepie> fucking a 17:11 < abakedapplepie> this is my back yard 17:11 < tsarbomba> rural florida, a.k.a. southern georgia 17:11 < khelpw> Nah, south alabama 17:11 < AnimalFarmPig> khelpw: in Texas, people with land will allow goats or cattle or graze on it, which makes it pasture land and therefore taxed at a far lower rate 17:11 < abakedapplepie> NIMBY god dammit 17:11 < tsarbomba> ah. pensacola area 17:12 < Heresiarch> khelpw: ...holy crap, you're a unicorn. A FL native that went up to NY... 17:12 < corn266> abakedapplepie: you ever wonder why men don't ask for directions? there's your answer 17:12 < khelpw> Nah, really we were central, east coast. off in the sticks not super far from Daytona. 17:12 < tsarbomba> the panhandle is a different kind of redneck than the typical ocala/sanford/jacksonville peninsula redneck 17:12 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: wtf is wrong with you? 17:12 < mrghostman> AnimalFarmPig: the same is true in GA. its called a "conservation easement" 17:12 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: deland? 17:12 < tsarbomba> he learned that NYC is the greatest city in the world 17:12 < khelpw> Had no choice. Folks did the splits, mom moved back in with her mom and took us with her 17:12 < khelpw> nah, DeLand is almost a city by comparison 17:12 <@JollyRgrs> wow... 17:12 < mrghostman> AnimalFarmPig: my 70 acres is in conservation due to the pine trees i planted on it 17:12 < Heresiarch> khelpw: makes sense. Still hilarious. 17:12 <@JollyRgrs> that's something 17:12 < McDonaldsWiFi> user in the field swears his laptop was struck my lightning 17:12 < AnimalFarmPig> mrghostman: nice! I hope one day to own some pasture land here 17:12 < khelpw> Osteen. The only thing of note in town is the cabbage patch. 17:13 < McDonaldsWiFi> I can't wait to get this thing in my hands if that's true 17:13 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: haha 17:13 < tsarbomba> there's a town named after the tv preacher? 17:13 < khelpw> _Everyone_ knows the cabbage patch. 17:13 < McDonaldsWiFi> tsarbomba: its called Cancerville 17:13 < tsarbomba> maybe he can refuse to help them after a hurricane too 17:13 <@JollyRgrs> osteen's has some good seafood in st augustine 17:13 < khelpw> No, tsarbomba different osteen 17:13 < corn266> tsarbomba: you live in joel osteen county too? 17:13 < khelpw> Put it this way - when you google the town, the picture that shows up is the local feed store. 17:14 < tsarbomba> the parts of florida i know are the three counties in the extreme southeast of the state and about 50 yards worth of shoulder going up and down i-75 17:14 <@JollyRgrs> you mean the local general store? 17:14 < tsarbomba> (that's how you get out of town the quickest) 17:15 < Heresiarch> hm. I wonder if St Augustine has recovered from Irma... 17:16 < tsarbomba> tfw your town is too small for a tractor supply co. franchise 17:16 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: so you know what south-south NY and what north-north cuba looks like? 17:16 < tsarbomba> yup 17:16 < tsarbomba> i'm in north-north cuba right now 17:16 <@JollyRgrs> Heresiarch: yeah, pretty much 17:16 < tsarbomba> p.s. the cafecito here is bomb 17:16 < khelpw> If you do ever find yourself out by DeLand, there's a spot run by a friend of mine called the reptile discovery center that does some great stuff. 17:16 < Heresiarch> JollyRgrs: good to know. Hopefully the B&Bs didn't get too flooded. Need to head up there at some point. 17:17 <@JollyRgrs> haha 17:17 <@JollyRgrs> they'll rebound... i mean... if not, they'll be out of business for good 17:17 < Heresiarch> Alas. Some of those places were/are really nice to stay in. 17:17 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: orly? 17:17 < khelpw> They've got some really cool animals, and extract venom from the snakes regularly in an area where you can see em doing it. 17:18 < khelpw> they also do a lot of outreach regarding the protection of floridas native species etc. 17:18 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: hmm... is he open to having it used for filming purposes? 17:18 < khelpw> Yeah, absolutely. I've filmed and brought my DSLR every time I've gone to visit. 17:18 <@JollyRgrs> like using animals in videos/movies? 17:18 < tsarbomba> like how all those pythons are eating our gators 17:18 < khelpw> Oh, IDK about that but you could definitely talk to them 17:18 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: stupid pythons and bearded dragons 17:18 < khelpw> They mostly keep venomous snakes, though they do have some non-venomous 17:19 < tsarbomba> the python has taken to the florida swamps like a duck to water. i think they're outbreeding the american alligator here 17:19 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: like a water snake to... water? 17:19 < tsarbomba> and this time it wasn't even the ACE's fault 17:19 < tsarbomba> yeah pretty much 17:19 < khelpw> The python thing is definitely a problem, but I'm not really sure how you guys are going to solve it 17:19 <@JollyRgrs> open season 17:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> talking bout Florida 17:19 < McDonaldsWiFi> ? 17:20 < tsarbomba> i don't know if there is a solution. take an invasive species and get sick oftaking care of it. so introduce it to an environment that PERFECTLY matches its native home 17:20 < khelpw> Even still, they're really good at hiding, Hard to even make a dent. 17:20 < tsarbomba> fucking dumb 17:20 < tsarbomba> it's been open season on pythons since like 2011 17:20 < tsarbomba> i personally bagged six last time i went out 17:20 < felda> anyone ever ran into a print server not seeing Tray 2 on a printer? 17:20 < khelpw> tsarbomba: it wasn't pet owners, it was a breeding facility that released ~400 breeding pairs after getting hit by a storm 17:20 < Heresiarch> khelpw: tradition dictates some sort of marketing campaign that describes pythons as delicious to eat, and allows unlimited hunting of same. 17:20 <@JollyRgrs> felda: yeah, i think an old linksys usb wifi print server adapter :P 17:20 < khelpw> Nah, they don't really have much meat on em. Skin is good and useful though 17:20 < tsarbomba> i read about that, but i've also seen stories about people being cited for releasing pythons and monitors here 17:21 < Reverend> why are we talking about killing pythons? 17:21 < tsarbomba> it's just a giant mess 17:21 < Reverend> xD 17:21 <@JollyRgrs> Reverend: b/c they are a pest 17:21 < Reverend> is it a joke, or a legit chat about python infestations? 17:21 <@JollyRgrs> just like those freakin canadian geese 17:21 < Heresiarch> Reverend: legit chat. They're a major problem in southern FL. 17:21 <@JollyRgrs> Reverend: legit 17:21 < Reverend> seriously? 17:21 <@JollyRgrs> yes 17:21 < Reverend> damn son 17:21 < khelpw> Yeah, I don't doubt that some of it is as a result of shitty owners, those guys _really_ piss me off. 17:21 < Reverend> i mean, here was me thinking the grey squirrel was a problem... 17:21 < Reverend> fuck pythons 17:21 < tsarbomba> especially pythons big enough to consume alligators 17:21 < Reverend> WHAT THE FUCK 17:21 < Reverend> no 17:21 * Reverend is out 17:22 < Reverend> closest I'd get to one of them is behind a sheet of 1 inch glass at the zoo 17:22 < Reverend> fuck seeing one of them in the wild bru 17:22 < tsarbomba> python eats the gator. gator fights, tears python apart from inside. lather, rinse, repeat. 17:22 < khelpw> Eh, I'm all about protecting the environment and I agree that they are a problem in FL. The part that annoys me is that they are trying to expand the US LACEY act to include more species 17:22 < khelpw> trying to make it federally illegal to transport large pet snakes between states etc. 17:23 < voice> life as a msp sys admin I get to deal with sys admins that pull this crap: "you don't have any way to log into our server but I fully expect you to log in to our server and troubleshoot it for us!" 17:23 < Reverend> isn't that a good thing? 17:23 < voice> yay friday 17:23 < khelpw> No, there's really no reason to ban them in places where they stand 0 chance of surviving in the wild 17:23 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: how will i cross state borders then? 17:23 < MikeSeth> bah 17:23 < MikeSeth> python infestation 17:23 < khelpw> and despite you not liking them, some people like keeping big snakes as pets. Like me. 17:23 < MikeSeth> please, have you seen the bulgarian gypsies 17:23 <@JollyRgrs> ba-dum, tsss 17:23 < Reverend> khelpw that's like saying that polar bears wouldn't survive in the UK therefore shouldn't be illegal 17:23 < khelpw> Granted, nothing as big as a burmese or a retic, but my Boa is over 7 feet at this point 17:24 < khelpw> Big, big difference. Snakes don't kill people. 17:24 < Reverend> You SAY that 17:24 < MikeSeth> people kill people! 17:24 < khelpw> No, Facts say that 17:24 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: since when? 17:24 < Reverend> prove it 17:24 < Heresiarch> khelpw: probably would be better to require more stringent checks/licensing on owners of potentially invasive species. 17:24 < Reverend> PROVE IT 17:24 < tsarbomba> snakes don't kill people. venom and crush injuries kill people. 17:24 < khelpw> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_snake_bites_in_the_United_States 17:24 < khelpw> Just to give you an idea 17:25 < khelpw> Notice none of those deeaths are from large constrictors. 17:25 < Reverend> snake bites. 17:25 < Reverend> not being fucking swallowed by oine 17:25 < tsarbomba> i'd like to see a version of that article centered on the aussie outback :D 17:25 < khelpw> Right. because nobody has _ever_ been swallowed by a snake. 17:25 < Reverend> liar 17:25 < khelpw> Kids maybe 17:25 < khelpw> but an adult human? no. 17:25 < khelpw> I'm telling you this as someone who has spent a significant amount of time working with 20+ foot snakes. 17:26 < SynMonger> has someone been watching Anaconda again? 17:26 < tsarbomba> mad max was clearly fictional. in the future, the australian desert will be dominated by 17 different kinds of viper and a few dozen species of spider 17:26 < Reverend> oookay. So you're saying that if you went and found on the wild, you'd just walk up to it and be "sup bro" without dying? 17:26 < khelpw> Will they bite you? Sure. Are they capable of fucking you right up or even killing you? Absolutely. Will they? Almost certainly not. 17:26 < tsarbomba> reverend, i did exactly that. of course, i then applied a 12ga shell to the snake's upper abdomen 17:26 < Reverend> lol 17:26 < tsarbomba> because fuck a python that can crush me 17:26 < khelpw> No, just the same as when I come across venomous snakes in the wild I'd just avoid it. 17:27 < tsarbomba> also, the state asked me to do it 17:27 < Reverend> doesn't make them non invasive... no? 17:27 < tsarbomba> we've got plenty of non-invasive snakes here. the coral is particularly popular. 17:27 < khelpw> https://i.imgur.com/Uu86R0c.png Comparison of my boa vs my arm. 17:27 < tsarbomba> oh, also, we have scarlet kings. so good luck trying to tell the difference in a panic. 17:27 < tsarbomba> coral snakes and scarlet kings are like nature's little joke on the subtropics 17:28 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: #doyouevenliftbruh? 17:28 < khelpw> Coral snakes are actually really easy to tell from kings/milk snakes but if you're really worried, just don't fuck with the little ones 17:28 < khelpw> Coral snakes are tiny. 17:28 < alazare619> "Yancy was bitten while pulling up his pants in Smithville, Texas.[" khelpw 17:28 < Reverend> khelpw so the snake is like 4 inches round? 17:28 < tsarbomba> so are the red-banded scarlet kings, mostly 17:28 < alazare619> why were yancys pants down around a snake 17:28 <@JollyRgrs> red/black ok jack, red/yellow dead fellow 17:28 < Reverend> get dem match stick arms outa here bruh 17:28 < tsarbomba> you can generally tell but there is grey area 17:28 < tsarbomba> yep. you have to remember the rhyme to be sure 17:28 < Reverend> xD 17:28 < SynMonger> we had a racer in the back yard a few years back, neighbor killed it... I was pissed 17:28 <@JollyRgrs> SynMonger: they killed free pest control? 17:28 < khelpw> This is an adult. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/E8Z1X9R8/image.png 17:29 < AnimalFarmPig> alazare619: outhouse at a ranch or deer lease 17:29 < khelpw> They're also rear fanged, so they really need to chew on you in order to envenomate. 17:29 < atom138> What about trouser snakes? Or Tube Snakes smothered in underwear? 17:29 < Reverend> khelpw have you ever had a close call with das sneks? 17:29 < tsarbomba> just think of how potent that neurotxin is 17:29 < SynMonger> yeah, and not even in a humane way... he threw a car rim at it and it broke its spine 17:29 < Reverend> khelpw I kept some T's for a while. they were angry bastards. 17:29 <@JollyRgrs> SynMonger: i knew you were lying 17:29 <@JollyRgrs> snakes are spineless bastards! 17:29 <@JollyRgrs> :P 17:30 < SynMonger> ha 17:30 < tsarbomba> racers are toxic but they don't attack large animals pretty much ever, right? 17:30 < khelpw> Nope, no real close calls. 17:30 < tsarbomba> seems stupid to kill a non-threatening snake 17:31 < khelpw> Been bitten a billion times volunteering at a local reptile store, helping out other keepers etc 17:31 < SynMonger> most people here kill every snake, just to be sure 17:31 < khelpw> doesn't hurt a bit. Getting scratched by my girlfriends parents shitty cat huts more than any snake bite I've ever taken. 17:31 < tsarbomba> respect the native ones because you never know when some foreign one will be introduced and really fuck shit up 17:31 < MikeSeth> cats are godly 17:32 < khelpw> Don't get me wrong. Snake lover that I am, I understand that there are legit reasons for having to remove or deal with problematic species 17:32 < khelpw> cats are fucking horrible :D 17:32 < tsarbomba> you're both right 17:32 < MikeSeth> no youre just insufficiently loveable 17:32 < khelpw> if people are going to bitch about snakes being invasive, we should euthanize every pet cat on earth 17:32 < Reverend> Cats are some of the best pets going. 17:32 < tsarbomba> cats are awesome and horrible 17:32 < Reverend> bar dogs 17:32 < khelpw> cats are some of the most destructive creatures on earth 17:32 < Reverend> if they kill sneks.. I'm hapyp. 17:32 < khelpw> Responsible for a quantity of extenctions that would make them envious only of man 17:32 < khelpw> Mostly birds. 17:32 < Reverend> ohhh yes. dead presents. 17:32 < tsarbomba> this is true. remember when the oil companies were trying to seed the news with the claim that wind power kills more birds than anything else? 17:33 < khelpw> How about Lionfish 17:33 < tsarbomba> someone researched it and found out that the #1 killer of birds in this country is the domestic housecat by like two orders of magnitude 17:33 < khelpw> or koi. Or Carp. 17:33 < SynMonger> we've got copperheads, cottonmouth, and rattlesnakes to deal with as well so it's not all sunshine and lollipops 17:34 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: and how many of those were domesticated birds? :P 17:35 <@JollyRgrs> mmmm cottonmouth 17:35 <@JollyRgrs> why do ppl call them cotton mouths though? 17:35 <@JollyRgrs> they are totally water moccasins 17:35 < vinrock> i thought those were different breeds 17:36 < vinrock> but same family 17:36 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.livescience.com/43597-facts-about-water-moccasin-cottonmouth-snakes.html 17:36 <@JollyRgrs> Other local names include black moccasin, gaper, mangrove rattler, snap jaw, stub-tail snake, swamp lion, trap jaw, water mamba and water pilot 17:36 <@JollyRgrs> lol... swamp lion 17:36 < vinrock> huh no shit 17:36 < vinrock> oh snap 17:36 < vinrock> thats what im using from now on 17:36 < abakedapplepie> trap jaw 17:36 < vinrock> WATCH OUT FER DEM SWAMP LIONS 17:37 < SynMonger> http://herpsofarkansas.com/Snake/AgkistrodonPiscivorus 17:37 < vinrock> oh hey anyone live in the raleigh durham area 17:37 < Reverend> dem dang der dirt dobbers 17:37 < corn266> herps of arkansas? like herpies? 17:37 < vinrock> there's a burger joint serving up burgers topped with tarantula 17:37 < Reverend> fuck that 17:37 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: i have friends that do 17:37 < Heresiarch> vinrock: NOPE. 17:37 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: orly? 17:37 < vinrock> you need to tell em to try it and report back 17:37 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: what place is this? 17:38 < Heresiarch> tfw you eat a tarantula burger and taste a bit of fur. 17:38 <@JollyRgrs> my buddy is white as day, but met his wife in the phillipines... he'd prob try it 17:38 < vinrock> http://www.bullcityburgerandbrewery.com 17:38 <@JollyRgrs> "ugh, i got this taranch' hair stuck in my teeth again!" 17:38 < vinrock> it's just this month, dont miss this amazing opportunity 17:38 <+A-KO> mmmmmm 17:38 < Heresiarch> nopenopenopenopenopenope 17:38 <+A-KO> all the bills are paid 17:38 <@JollyRgrs> oh, is that part of the exotic meat month? 17:38 < vinrock> http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/wtvd/images/cms/automation/images/3332440_1280x720.jpg 17:38 < vinrock> mmm 17:39 < vinrock> oh shit jolly if he knows filipino food he knows balut 17:39 < Stoob> but why 17:39 < vinrock> this is only like, a couple steps away from that 17:40 <@JollyRgrs> http://abc11.com/food/nope-bull-city-burger-serves-up-tarantula-burger/3332432/ 17:40 < Stoob> are the tarantula ranchers experiencing a major surplus 17:40 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: pretty sure he's tried that before 17:40 < alazare619> anyone in here do sand casting / molds 17:40 < vinrock> ok he's got balls he might have the cojones to try this 17:40 < corn266> only after the recent shitposting attracted so many flies 17:40 < alazare619> was thinking of making a few parts for my car 17:40 < alazare619> for the coolant system as mock ups 17:41 < alazare619> but the parts have to be hollow (for fluid to flow) and i'm not sure how to achieve this w/ a sand casting process 17:41 < Hatter> guys, please save those sorts of links for after lunch time 17:41 < vinrock> die & mold halves then weld 17:41 < Hatter> and definitely not f'n 15 minutes just before 17:41 < Hatter> sheesh 17:41 < vinrock> oh snap its almost noon 17:41 < vinrock> nice n fast for a friday 17:42 < khelpw> https://i.imgur.com/QsgF5v2.png They call them cotton mouths because the inside of their mouth is bright white. 17:42 < khelpw> Honestly though, if I ever get a venomous snake, it'll probably be a copperhead. They're so pretty. https://i.imgur.com/ElGuEtl.png 17:44 < khelpw> One nice thing about NY as opposed to FL though is the lack of wild venomous snakes. 17:44 < khelpw> Only thing we get up here really are timber rattlesnakes, and they're never an issue. 17:45 < JFDkthx> vinrock: 2 more hours 17:45 < khelpw> Shakey bit on the last one I came across on a trail. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/kXWrU7lZ/image.png 17:45 < corn266> who was worried about NIST 800-171 about a month ago? the government has no way of actually enforcing policy so you don't gotta worry about it 17:45 < vinrock> fuuuuck that 17:45 < tsarbomba> ostrich burger > tarantula burger 17:46 < vinrock> what if tarantulas evolved to lok gross as a defensive mechanism because they actually taste like magic 17:46 < vinrock> nature's cadbury eggs 17:46 < khelpw> Honestly, rattlers are nbd (with the exception of pygmies. Fuck those things) 17:46 < vinrock> with delicious cream filling 17:46 < tsarbomba> you'd probably need like 5-6 tarantulas for enough meat to make a proper burger 17:46 < khelpw> they just want you to heck off. 17:46 < khelpw> there are some snakes I legit won't get in a room with. 17:47 < vinrock> i hate the fact i cant hike in this state without a pistol 17:47 < khelpw> Mambas, Boomslangs, Taipans, and most Naja (cobras) but most especially kings. 17:47 < vinrock> taurus judge, 410 shotshells, goodbye snek 17:47 < khelpw> I used to have a snake gun back when I lived in FL. but that was only for the pygmy rattlers. 17:47 < khelpw> anything else just got scooped with a pool net and chucked over the fence. 17:48 < khelpw> snakes are great for keeping down the rat populations. 17:48 < tsarbomba> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Chappell_Island_tiger_snake.jpg 17:48 < khelpw> was an american arms .22 derringer loaded with snake shot. 17:48 < tsarbomba> nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope 17:49 < khelpw> tsarbomba: Sharp nosed viper: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/R1K7nZIg/image.png 17:49 < alazare619> khelpw: i thought cotton mouths were just the stoners of the snake world 17:49 < alazare619> khelpw: 4/20 blazeit 17:49 < khelpw> They are pretty lazy, as far as water snakes go, so sure. 17:49 < alazare619> here in kansas you dont dare go out without a pistol just in case 17:49 < khelpw> Real stoners are gaboon vipers. They get fat as fuck and just lump around waiting for birds to mistake them for being much thinner than they are. 17:49 < khelpw> I LOVE the camo on gabbys 17:50 <+NinjaStyle> til i am a gaboon 17:50 < khelpw> It's a very interesting kind of anti-camo that hides most of their body while making the very middle super visible. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0OAhO1ta/image.png 17:51 < tsarbomba> is...is that a dragon? 17:51 < khelpw> the result is when looking down from above, only that stripe in the middle is visible, so a bird swoops down to grab it and finds a huge, fat viper. 17:52 < khelpw> They're big bodied. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/70o4lKiT/image.png 17:52 < tsarbomba> that's kind of pretty for a Highly Dangerous Fucking Snake 17:53 < khelpw> TBH, most of the prettiest snakes are fuck your shit up deadly imo 17:53 < tsarbomba> corals are pretty too. damn, nature, you scary 17:53 < khelpw> Their cousins, rhino vipers are way prettier than gaboons. Also super tiny tho. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/qNL2lJgn/image.png 17:55 < khelpw> This is still one of my favorite pictures that I've ever taken. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HOv9Tve1/image.png 17:55 < JFDkthx> ur a fukkin gaboon 17:55 < tsarbomba> that's a straight-up alien 17:55 < tsarbomba> i'm pretty sure i saw it in a ridley scott movie 17:55 < khelpw> Nah, there are far weirder things out there. 17:56 <+NinjaStyle> koalas 17:56 < ThatOneRoadie> Most dangerous of noodles https://i.redd.it/6uvh3xpnbjr01.jpg 17:56 < tsarbomba> axolotls 17:56 < khelpw> Calabars python is a good example. One of those ends is a head, I assure you. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/JVo2OYjh/image.png 17:56 < tsarbomba> an albino psychosnake 17:57 < khelpw> Nah, that's just a colubrid. Probably a kingsnake. 17:57 < khelpw> That one's also leucistic. Here's an albino noperope for you though https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/xduCx1G6/image.png 17:58 < tsarbomba> that's the side of a cobra you'd prefer to see if you had to see one 17:58 < tsarbomba> hopefully from a distance 17:58 < khelpw> He was fine, actually. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XXPQs7te/image.png 17:58 < khelpw> all bark, no bite. 17:58 < tsarbomba> just chillin' with my albino cobra on a table. nbd. 17:58 < khelpw> fuck spitters though. fuck them forever. 17:58 < khelpw> and kings. 17:59 < khelpw> double fuck kings. 17:59 < felda> SNEKS R DUMB 17:59 < felda> much like children 17:59 < khelpw> That's kind of the problem with kings. They're not. They're WAY smarter than they have any right to be 17:59 < tsarbomba> why u h8 sneks felda 17:59 < khelpw> and they're fucking huge. Not like reticulated python huge - they aren't big bodied like that but we're still talking potentially 20 feet of snake. 17:59 < khelpw> and the one at RDC is a fucking monster, at that. 18:00 < tsarbomba> noon coffee break? noon coffee break. 18:01 < khelpw> Meanwhile my current animal most likely to try to fuck you up: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/kASmG2Kf/image.png 18:02 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: nice nail job 18:02 < khelpw> Lol, it's my girlfriends hand. 18:02 < felda> > man wearing nails 18:02 < felda> > girlfriend 18:02 < felda> lol 18:02 < khelpw> can't ever get a picture of her when she's in my hands because she just takes off, so 99% of the pictures I have of her are on the girlfriend. 18:02 < SynMonger> and which part of the deep state does he run? 18:03 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: so you only take pictures of your lizard when it is on your girlfriend? 18:04 < khelpw> Nah, the lighting in her enclosure is just kinda crappy. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/M14vyqSw/image.png 18:04 < khelpw> Also, you can't tell me that isn't what peak performance looks like^ 18:05 <@JollyRgrs> that isn't what peak performance looks like 18:05 < khelpw> When you're a gecko it is. 18:06 < khelpw> they legit eat other geckos in the wild. And they're the biggest geckos in the world. 18:06 < JFDkthx> for you 18:06 < khelpw> They also make the best noises. 18:06 < khelpw> Squeaks, barks, huffing, whistles, grunts, growls etc. 18:06 <@JollyRgrs> but what does the fox say? 18:06 < khelpw> Have you ever heard a fox in the wild? 18:06 < khelpw> the video is honestly pretty accurate 18:07 < tsarbomba> my idea of a gecko is slightly smaller than that 18:07 < tsarbomba> i don't think my cat would go after your gecko like she does the ones here 18:07 < khelpw> She's big af. My girlfriends gecko is much more normal gecko sized. 18:07 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: geckos or annoles? 18:07 < khelpw> Other way around. When the cats go to investigate the tank, this thing smacks up against the side of the tank nearest to the cat and starts barking at it. Scares the shit out of the cat every time 18:08 < khelpw> it's a lot of gecko, so when she launches herself across the tank and hits the other side it's a loud af "SMACK" 18:08 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: they say cats are smart... you'd think they'd learn 18:08 < tsarbomba> geckos, mostly. like this one: https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1624/25631922906_a80ab24c4c_b.jpg 18:08 <@JollyRgrs> ah 18:08 <@JollyRgrs> yeah 18:08 < tsarbomba> iguanas have been increasing in number lately. i think my cat is shit-scared of them, too 18:08 < Heresiarch> cats have a spectrum of intelligence. Some are smart. Some...aren't. 18:08 < khelpw> Medeterranian house geckos, tsarbomba 18:08 < khelpw> they're everywhere in south fl 18:09 < tsarbomba> also, during the "winter" it's fun to read about iguanas freezing and falling out of trees when a frost hits inland. then the sun comes out and they just sorta slowly leave. 18:09 < tsarbomba> i don't think this is something that happens to geckos 18:09 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=anole 18:09 <@JollyRgrs> those make good earrings 18:09 <@JollyRgrs> and dang, i never knew how big some of them got 18:09 < khelpw> This is my girlfriends gargoyle gecko. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/50ljywD9/image.png 18:09 < tsarbomba> oh yeah, we've got those too 18:10 < Sh00rs1gn> That's a gorgeous Gecko 18:10 < khelpw> That's how she looks fired up. Fired down she's like a clay-ish grey/tan color. 18:10 <@JollyRgrs> khelpw: did you two meet at herpaderpcon? 18:10 < khelpw> Nope 18:10 < khelpw> I'm just lucky to have a girlfriend that shares many of my passions and hobbies. 18:11 <@JollyRgrs> no hard feelings about the derp part... i just can't say herpa without the derpa 18:11 < khelpw> Fired down https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/7Dh9edTr/image.png 18:11 < tsarbomba> you know those lizards that get up and run on their back feet? 18:11 < khelpw> Nah, they're derpy af. no offense taken. 18:11 < tsarbomba> we've been seeing those lately too. i imagine they're also invasive here. 18:11 < khelpw> Bunch of lizards do that. Including beardies. 18:11 < tsarbomba> these are about 6-10" long, curly end of tail, fairly robust 18:12 < tsarbomba> surprise one and it takes off on its back feet 18:12 < khelpw> What color? 18:12 < tsarbomba> green/yellow, mostly? 18:12 < tsarbomba> "lizard green" 18:12 < tsarbomba> maybe closer to 4-8" long. 10" might be overdoing it 18:12 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: you mean those... hold on... 18:13 < khelpw> Hrm, not sure offhand really. Could be These guys. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/dd0d1pVC/image.png 18:13 < khelpw> Cuban knight anoles^ 18:13 < tsarbomba> hard to say from that angle. might be. i think the yellow is a bit too bright, not mixed in as much 18:13 <@JollyRgrs> http://wickedhorror.thunderroadinc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/jurassic-park-dilo-696x396.jpg 18:13 < testhuman> Never thought I'd find myself in this situation, but I need a 5.25" floppy drive 18:13 < tsarbomba> for years i didn't see any/many here. in the last couple years however they're everywhere 18:13 < Heresiarch> testhuman: ...srsly? 18:14 < khelpw> Juveniles have less yellow. They look like other anoles just way bigger. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/hRvGWF1D/image.png 18:14 < tsarbomba> i was reading about that dino the other day at home, jollyrgrs. i was kind of disappointed to find out that crichton made up the whole crazy skinflaps/venom-spitting thing 18:14 < tsarbomba> it's just basically a medium-sized, agile and fast carnivore 18:14 < khelpw> I mean, frilled lizards still exist. 18:14 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: IKR? 18:14 < khelpw> I've got a friend with one named frank. 18:14 <@JollyRgrs> also that t-rex was a scavenger, not a porta-potty eater 18:14 < khelpw> they need giant enclosures, but otherwise they're kinda like keeping a much more interesting bearded dragon. 18:14 < tsarbomba> lol yeah 18:15 < tsarbomba> turns out hiding in a porta potty might be a good way to avoid a t-rex 18:15 < testhuman> Heresiarch: Yeah. We repair and program 30+ year old industrial controls and we have old programs for troubleshooting and calibration that are on 5.25" floppies 18:15 < tsarbomba> i still woudn't trust a jeep cherokee with plexiglas body panels though 18:15 < L3gacy> Anyone need FXO cards? 18:16 < testhuman> We got 386 machines with them, but as I'm going to be taking over this division I do not want to rely on 30 year old computers 18:16 < tsarbomba> http://www.reptilefact.com/blue-anole.html this would freak me out a little 18:17 < khelpw> Electric Blue day geckos are even bluer, but yeah they're weird. 18:17 < tsarbomba> are those colors even available in nature? 18:17 <+TuxedoJack> Yep 18:17 <+TuxedoJack> Rare as fuck 18:17 <+TuxedoJack> But they're out there 18:17 <+TuxedoJack> Don't have much in the way of predators, since bright colors = dangerous 18:17 < tsarbomba> powder blue lizard running around for someplace to hide 18:18 < tsarbomba> evolution don't give a FUUUUUCK 18:18 <+TuxedoJack> Heh 18:18 <+TuxedoJack> My fiancee's water dragon has a hard enough time and he's totally green 18:18 <+TuxedoJack> https://i.imgur.com/ILeVMUX.jpg 18:18 < vinrock> look at that sexy beast 18:18 < vinrock> rawr 18:18 < tsarbomba> lol. YOU ARE DOING CAMOUFLAGE WRONG, LIZARD 18:19 <+TuxedoJack> Eh, I prefer this picture of him 18:19 <+TuxedoJack> https://i.imgur.com/48mFNK9.jpg 18:19 <+TuxedoJack> HOW YOU DOIN' 18:19 < tsarbomba> 0fucksgiven.jpg 18:19 <+TuxedoJack> "Come on in, the water's fine, but as a heads-up, we're skinny-dipping." 18:20 < vinrock> his parents: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/18/22/315A967100000578-0-image-a-56_1455833419966.jpg 18:20 <+TuxedoJack> Yep, that's pretty much him on a daily basis 18:20 < khelpw> You should get him in a better enclosure. glass sucks for CWDs 18:24 < gnupluslinux> anyone use weechat here 18:27 < L3gacy> I need tacos 18:27 < L3gacy> getting an HP up and running with 4 SSDs... 18:27 < Sousapro> L3gacy: damn it 18:27 < Sousapro> L3gacy: now I need tacos 18:27 < Casteil> friggin ducks 18:27 < L3gacy> Server 2102 R2 18:27 < Sousapro> thx 18:27 < L3gacy> yw :) 18:27 < Sousapro> L3gacy: 2016? 18:27 < Casteil> think my swimming pool is THEIR swimming pool 18:27 < L3gacy> I was thinking Mahi tacos 18:27 < Casteil> it was ok until they started shitting everywhere -.- 18:28 < L3gacy> pan seared in grape seed oil, seasone with kosher salt, lime, and a hint of lemon zest 18:28 < L3gacy> add some baby spinach and garlic.. 18:28 < Sousapro> Casteil: slingshot + ice cubes 18:28 < L3gacy> Sousapro, what u think? 18:29 * Sousapro is drooling 18:29 < L3gacy> And blue corn tortillas 18:29 < L3gacy> With a mojito for a drink 18:29 < Heresiarch> needs moar lime + cilantro. 18:30 < L3gacy> Sitting at my desk with a mojito sounds amazing 18:30 < L3gacy> Wonder if $DICKOFABOSS cares? 18:30 < estranger> im so over this week 18:30 < vinrock> man 18:30 < vinrock> i could go for one of those 18:30 < vinrock> no mojitos unless im in florida tho 18:30 < estranger> vinrock, a dickofaboss? 18:30 * L3gacy slides estranger a bottle of Balcone's Whiskey 18:30 < vinrock> nah id pass on that 18:31 < SynMonger> User calls to make sure I'm going to back up their data today like I said I would. I say yes, I'm doing it remotely. "Oh, OK." *shuts down computer and leaves for the weekend* 18:31 < L3gacy> oooh.... I'm selling an AMD Phenom II X4 960 with 16GB DDR3 today for $250 :) 18:31 * L3gacy rapes wallets 18:32 < vinrock> synmonger that sounds about right 18:32 < L3gacy> Might get Thai food for the office 18:32 < L3gacy> Beef negehemachi 18:32 < vinrock> my local thai place only takes cash 18:32 < vinrock> i dont carry cash 18:32 < vinrock> those whores 18:32 < L3gacy> Cheap whores 18:32 < estranger> yeah sorry its not 2005 anymore get a damn Square 18:33 < vinrock> wont take my cards then fine i wont launder money for the triads your connected to 18:33 < estranger> amen 18:33 < L3gacy> My cousin is finally getting his tattoo finished, speaking of organized crime 18:33 < vinrock> man i wana get sleeved up 18:33 < estranger> this god damn neighbor and his bike is going to drive me nuts this summer if this is any sign of things to come 18:34 < L3gacy> a Blue oriental dragon with the head stating at his right hand, and going up his arm around his back and chest, and the tail ending at the base of his spine 18:34 < estranger> stop maxing out your tact in the neighborhood, son 18:34 < vinrock> maybe you'll get lucky and he'll die on it soon 18:35 < L3gacy> Or get hit by a bus load of nuns, that happen to be singing "God Save Us All" 18:35 < vinrock> speaking of bus loads 18:35 < vinrock> you hear about that canadian youth hockey team that got smashed by a tractor trailer 18:35 < vinrock> truck ran an intersection at 60, blew right through ther middle 18:35 < vinrock> 14 dead 18:35 < estranger> i dont care if your bike is loud, but dont be an ass (at least not where you live) 18:35 < vinrock> ages i think were 14-20 18:35 < estranger> vinrock, dude yeah. fucking sad 18:35 < vinrock> sad deal 18:36 < L3gacy> :'( 18:36 < corn266> my work has mountain dews that expired in 2014. They're still good 18:36 < estranger> the pic of the three of them in the hospital comforting each other is rough 18:36 < vinrock> yeah i saw that one 18:36 < vinrock> mountain poo 18:36 < L3gacy> Mount and Do 18:37 < L3gacy> So... I have a damn stack of 2012 COAs here... 18:37 < vinrock> stealin that 18:37 < L3gacy> what do? 18:37 < vinrock> go to the strip club and MAKE IT RAIN SON 18:37 < vinrock> fan yourself with em 18:37 < L3gacy> We wont use 2012 or 2008 here. It has to be R2 at a minimum 18:38 < L3gacy> Some clients got fired last week. I finally got TURDBOSS to put his foot down and his dick out 18:38 < vinrock> take some facerbook pics of them spread out on your bed with a pistol and a 20 sack of weed 18:38 < L3gacy> They refused to upgrade from 2003 SBS 18:38 < L3gacy> so he canned 5 clients. 2 lawyers office, and a school, among them 18:38 < tsarbomba> this one online retailer keeps putting jesus-tracts in my packages 18:38 < tsarbomba> i wonder if they're trying to tell me something 18:38 < vinrock> saywhat 18:38 < L3gacy> School 1 still has XP machines IN THE ADMIN OFFICE 18:38 < L3gacy> I tell ya hwaht 18:38 < vinrock> hickock45 18:40 < L3gacy> Got a 24 port FXO/FXS PCI card here... what do with it? 18:41 < L3gacy> Asterisk? 18:43 <@cryptic1> Afternoon 18:44 < vinrock> sup dudebro 18:44 < L3gacy> cryptic1, hai! 18:44 <@cryptic1> :) 18:44 <@cryptic1> ROF 18:44 <@cryptic1> Read Only Friday :D 18:44 < vinrock> that it is 18:45 < tsarbomba> is it time to go home yet, cryptic1 18:45 <@cryptic1> as if that really applies :( 18:45 <@cryptic1> tsarbomba, i wish 18:45 < tsarbomba> i've been in pretty solid read-only mode today 18:45 <@cryptic1> 3.25 hours left 18:45 < vinrock> whoa 18:45 < vinrock> WHOA 18:45 < vinrock> apparently it's 79 degrees outside 18:45 < tsarbomba> knocked out some hardware reqs, sent out a few deliverables, now i'm just trying to kill the next 4h 18:46 < tsarbomba> jeez you only have 3 1/4 hours left at 9:45am? 18:46 < tsarbomba> i'm famous for getting in early but not THAT early 18:48 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: 1 hour left 18:51 < dragonfleas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBnDWSvaQ1I 18:51 <+layer-eight> YouTube Google is always listening: Live Test by 2018-04-13T04:41:12.000Z (duration: 8:56) on Fri Apr 13 11:41:12 UTC 2018, 2018-04-13T04:41:12.000Z views 18:51 < dragonfleas> What the fuck 18:53 < gnupluslinux> cant listen in if your computer doesnt have a microphone or camera :D 18:53 < gnupluslinux> take a look at girlfriend, she's the only one i got 18:53 < gnupluslinux> da da da da da 18:54 < mkillebrew> That's not at all conclusive 18:55 < dragonfleas> i mean don't you think by now a dev would have whistleblew because you know all these fucking developers are building these platforms 18:55 < mkillebrew> that just means something could have been listening, then his click to the ad influenced it. It's entirely possible it's coincidence 18:55 < gnupluslinux> ^^ 18:55 < mkillebrew> and for a system to allow a web site access to your mic is fucking retarded 18:55 < gnupluslinux> i dunno man, google's got a hell of a legal team 18:55 < gnupluslinux> ^^ 18:55 <@cryptic1> mkillebrew, they are listening to you right now 18:55 <@cryptic1> all of them 18:55 < mkillebrew> cool 18:56 < gnupluslinux> hi nsa 18:56 < mkillebrew> I'm sitting in front of a nest cam, I'm sure someone could very well be 18:56 < gnupluslinux> plz 2 send coffee 18:56 <@cryptic1> mkillebrew, pornhub has every session recorded 18:56 <@cryptic1> mkillebrew, think about that 18:56 < gnupluslinux> so youre saying they know my tendencies for pfsense? 18:56 < mkillebrew> that's a lot of data 18:56 < gnupluslinux> pornhub publishes some cool analysis of their data at times though 18:56 < felda> cryptic1 your new biopic is on felda.io 18:57 < dragonfleas> Let's face it Chrome is a CIA wiretap 18:58 < gnupluslinux> and mac is a backdoor for the nsa 18:58 < JFDkthx> you act like every home automation tool isnt being used as a farm for voice recognition in intelligence gathering 18:59 <@cryptic1> felda, another one? 18:59 <@cryptic1> http://felda.io/cryptic1 404s 18:59 <@cryptic1> lies felda ... lies 18:59 < gnupluslinux> if i activate a vpn connection on a remote laptop and switch users, would i be able to sign in as another domain user? 18:59 < felda> it's on the front page 19:00 < gnupluslinux> i really dont want to have to bring this laptop just to set up another user profile 19:00 < asimon> good lord that base page 19:00 < asimon> is this 1997 19:00 < felda> asimon this is Web 3.0 19:00 < gnupluslinux> have you never been graced by the beauty of felda.io? 19:00 * asimon throws up 19:00 < JFDkthx> FELDA.IO: IT'S WONDERFUL! 19:00 < gnupluslinux> the landing page of the internet 19:00 < felda> I'm actually going to be a Webdev teacher next fall 19:00 < JFDkthx> i dont remember this 19:00 < felda> ALL STUDENTS SHALL ASSIMILATE 19:06 < JFDkthx> im thankful for felda.io 19:06 < Gencade> holy fuck my head hurts 19:06 < Gencade> still 19:07 < tsarbomba> that's why thursday nights are generally reserved for college night. everybody over the age of 30 can't bounce back from a hard-drinkin' weeknight to be functional on friday 19:07 < mkillebrew> http://austin.texasguntrader.com/index.php?a=2&b=1168138 19:08 < mkillebrew> ack, wrong channel 19:08 < tsarbomba> did felda put the tags back on felda.io? 19:09 < tsarbomba> $850? is he out of his fucking mind? 19:09 < tsarbomba> that thing is $1000 new 19:09 < tsarbomba> i've seen it for under a grand at some shops 19:09 < mkillebrew> ... no it's not 19:10 < mkillebrew> that's like a $700 rifle, tops 19:10 < scwizard> oh man 19:10 < scwizard> ##php is flipping their shit 19:10 < scwizard> because I disabled set_error_handler and error_reporting functions 19:10 < scwizard> in order to force php errors to go to the error log 19:10 <@JollyRgrs> felda: o dpm 19:11 <@JollyRgrs> err... i don't believe you.. but pls tell me it is true you would be a webdev teacher 19:11 < scwizard> [12:07] Prove that it's misconfigured first. [12:08] Not just assume so. [12:08] So can you please UNDO the change to php.ini 19:11 < Gencade> I am 21 tsarbomba 19:11 < tsarbomba> felda has taught entire generations of people how to design webs 19:11 < tsarbomba> gencade, you're too young to be hungover 19:11 < scwizard> [12:06] Stop disabling those functions. Revert the php.ini now. Please. 19:11 < Gencade> I drank a lot 19:11 < Gencade> tsarbomba, 19:12 < tsarbomba> ugh 19:12 < tsarbomba> just got this IM from $boss 19:12 < tsarbomba> no ECC ram avaialable in the 204-pin sodimm ddr3 19:12 < tsarbomba> I assume we can go with non ECC? 19:12 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: lol 19:12 < tsarbomba> NO YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING ASSUME THAT 19:12 <@JollyRgrs> pls do the needful and kindly revert :P 19:12 < tsarbomba> brb trying to tell an idiot he's an idiot without saying he's an idiot 19:12 < vinrock> "look here you bowlcut windowlicker" 19:13 < Gencade> holy shit guys kali linux is avail on the MS store 19:13 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: they were also saying that it's an outrage that the production codebase is throwing notices, because their production code never throws any kind of notices or warnings or errors 19:13 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: just tell him "sure, you want me to grab a coule of HDDs from best buy while i'm there picking up the RAM?" 19:13 <+TuxedoJack> I'm going to fucking murder someone 19:13 < Gencade> TuxedoJack, behave 19:13 < vinrock> fuckit me too lets do this 19:13 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: you don't have to troubleshoot your errors if the end user never knows it is erroring 19:13 < JFDkthx> scwizard: please undo 19:13 <+TuxedoJack> Some fucking tier 1 unshared an office's shared printer, changed the port to the same model printer IN ANOTHER FUCKING CITY, and then didn't log it 19:14 < Church-> Hah! 19:14 < vinrock> that'd be great if it was hr's printer and they were about to fire someone in that other office and were printing a memo about it 19:15 < scwizard> man i haven't logged any hours since 10:40 19:15 < scwizard> since i've been too busy arguing on irc 19:16 < asimon> scwizard: Damn its already 13:15 you're gonna have to stay real late 19:16 < scwizard> 12:16 19:16 < scwizard> and probably not 19:16 < scwizard> office seems to close down at 4:30 19:16 < scwizard> this job is so chill 19:16 < scwizard> i started on tuesday 19:16 < L3gacy> nice, scwizard 19:16 < scwizard> and i've been getting in at 10:00 and leaving at 4:30 19:16 < L3gacy> ood benefits pack? 19:16 < L3gacy> *good 19:17 < scwizard> no benefits i'm a contractor 19:17 < L3gacy> Ah 19:17 < L3gacy> They at least have a kitchen? 19:17 < scwizard> which is part of why i don't feel pressured to max my hours 19:17 < scwizard> they have snacks 19:17 < scwizard> it's a 12 man company 19:17 < L3gacy> SNAAAAAACKKKKKSSSS 19:17 <@JollyRgrs> scwizard: logging hours? ick 19:17 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: contractor, not ideal but i really needed to start workin gagain 19:17 <@JollyRgrs> contractor as in paid by the hour? 19:17 < scwizard> yeah 19:17 < scwizard> 60 an hour 19:17 <@JollyRgrs> then you better sure as heck start logging those hours 19:18 < asimon> fuck, dude 19:18 <@JollyRgrs> irc arguing = billable hrs 19:18 < asimon> get back to work 19:18 < scwizard> enough to survive on even if my hours are low 19:18 < scwizard> JollyRgrs: nah i don't think so 19:18 < scwizard> i'm a boyscout, way too honest 19:18 < asimon> s/boyscout/soyscout 19:18 <+layer-eight> scwizard meant: "i'm a soyscout, way too honest" 19:18 < vinrock> you n eed to make friends with some lawyers 19:18 < vinrock> there's a whole world of billable things you're missing out on 19:18 < scwizard> ikr 19:19 < scwizard> but man ##php was saying "if a library is throwing notices you should fix them omg" 19:19 < scwizard> like come on don't you have a job 19:20 < scwizard> "sorry boss I can't work on that new feature I need to fix these notices that are popping up in this old library we're using" 19:20 < vinrock> you were in a channel full of nerds not necessarily businessmen 19:20 < Heresiarch> uh huh. Technical debt isn't ever a priority, but it's also not something to be made fun of. 19:21 < scwizard> Heresiarch: like yeah I get it, but they were like freaking out that I had notices disabled 19:23 < scwizard> i'm not saying technical debt shouldn't be fixed, but like i was just shocked at people's unwillingness to accept that it's a thing that a company has ya know 19:23 < Heresiarch> mm. My current crop of developers get blindsided fairly often by deprecation warnings that actually get enforced. 19:24 < arlion> I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar! 19:24 < arlion> mal: What does that even mean? 19:25 < scwizard> Heresiarch: yeah it's good practice, but you understand you can't go from joining a company to "we're enforcing that code with deprecation warnings is no loner eligible for release" in your first week 19:25 < scwizard> as i said i joined on tuesday 19:25 < Heresiarch> fair enough. 19:26 < scwizard> i really need to grab lunch 19:26 < scwizard> then actually get some hours going 19:27 < abakedapplepie> dont do it 19:27 < abakedapplepie> #readonlyfriday 19:27 < dragonfleas> guys 19:27 < dragonfleas> what if 19:27 < dragonfleas> dns crashes today 19:27 < Atusid> It's always DNS, you should be ready for it. 19:28 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: if DNS crashes today, you did something wrong. 19:28 < voidstar> waiting for spectrum to bump up my data rates. 200Mbps from 20Mpbs? yes please. 19:29 <@JollyRgrs> dragonfleas: nothing will affect me 19:29 <@JollyRgrs> i don't use DNS 19:29 <@JollyRgrs> DNS free since 2003 19:29 < dragonfleas> WINS? 19:29 < dragonfleas> NETBIOS? 19:29 < Heresiarch> NIS > * 19:29 <@JollyRgrs> i use appletalk on windows 19:29 < dragonfleas> PENIS? 19:30 < Heresiarch> nope. Old-school, RPC-based NIS. Full yp command-set. Better than any protocol before or since. 19:30 * Heresiarch looks around for JFDkthx 19:31 < tsarbomba> o.g. ytalk ride or die 19:32 < tsarbomba> it's funny how i explained why ecc is necessary for microservers that support it and suddenly $boss found the right filter to find what he couldn't find five minutes before 19:32 <@Code_Man65> JollyRgrs is free just like his mom. 19:32 < tsarbomba> thankfully we're ordering the right shit now 19:32 < tsarbomba> OH SNAP 19:32 < tsarbomba> shots fired 19:34 < tsarbomba> oh shit. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS 19:34 < tsarbomba> dez bryant fired 19:34 <@JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: ouch, that really hurts, especially since you're my brother. i'm telling mommy 19:34 <@Code_Man65> Well she did say to smack the little bitch last night 19:34 < tsarbomba> she's not home, jollyrgrs. she's taking care of a groupon customer. 19:36 < tsarbomba> https://twitter.com/VirginBrek666/status/984816326429630466/photo/1 19:40 < Sousapro> this is a weird time to come back to IRC 19:40 < Sousapro> maybe I should try again after 5 19:40 < Sousapro> :P 19:40 <@JollyRgrs> Sousapro: why? were you the groupon customer? 19:40 < Sousapro> I thought I was getting fish tacos 19:41 < Sousapro> things went differently than I expected 19:41 < Sousapro> xD 19:41 < Gencade> what is everyone doing 19:41 < Sousapro> apparently JollyRgrs mother 19:41 < Gencade> working? 19:41 < Sousapro> yes 19:41 < Gencade> ah so a normal day then Sousapro 19:42 < asimon> Someone riddle me this 19:43 < asimon> Why is it that when I get coffee from the pot it's like 1000 degrees C 19:43 < asimon> But the window of time where it is hot, drinkable and enjoyable is approximately 30 seconds 19:43 < asimon> then it becomes lukewarm and flaccid 19:43 < asimon> Who came up with that idea 19:44 <+DrGibby|> sometimes I wonder if some of our clients are actively trolling us. 19:47 < L3gacy> DrGibby|, we fired 5 the other day :) 19:47 < corn266> .yt friday 19:47 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 19:47 < voidstar> DrGibby|, I have the same thought 19:47 <+DrGibby|> this CIO is the dumbest person I have ever met 19:47 < L3gacy> Clients refusing to upgrade from 2003 SBS, and having XP still and refusing to upgrade, demanding fixes for shit that XP _CAN'T_ support, etc 19:48 < L3gacy> Including a school running SBS 2003 and XP in the ADMIN OFFICE 19:48 <+DrGibby|> we informed them a VPN is down, 2 hours later we get, and I'm copy/pasting this "CAN YOU CONFM THAT ALL LOCS DN? COULD IT B?" 19:48 <+DrGibby|> thats the entire e-mail 19:48 <+DrGibby|> no signature, nothing else 19:48 < corn266> jesus DrGibby| 19:48 < L3gacy> DrGibby|, slam their heads in desk drawers 19:49 < corn266> HOW CUD DIS B 19:49 < L3gacy> repeatedly, while eating bacon 19:49 < voidstar> shoot back the one-liner: 'please elaborate' 19:49 < L3gacy> VEE-EMS IZ LYFE 19:49 < tsarbomba> my last msp was smart enough to build protections into the contract 19:49 < L3gacy> LYK DIS EFF U CRI ERRYTIM 19:49 < tsarbomba> if microsoft drops extended support for something, we do too 19:49 < L3gacy> tsarbomba, I was thinking of carpet bombing their systems....on principle 19:49 < tsarbomba> so these days if a customer whined that they couldn't get XP to do something, they'd be on their own and would have been made aware of it before doing business 19:49 < voidstar> 'english was a requirement for this job, not whatever that language was' 19:50 < L3gacy> I speak Russian to clients on occasion.... freaks some out 19:50 < voidstar> lol 19:50 < L3gacy> Listening to some SWEET SXSW jams rn in work 19:50 < voidstar> ssx tricky? 19:50 <+DrGibby|> before I could say anything, voidstar, one of my guys said "Just the location we reported to begin with is down, and is still currently down. ETA until its remediated?" 19:51 < L3gacy> DrGibby|, you need alcomoholish things 19:51 < voidstar> heh 19:51 <+DrGibby|> L3gacy: this is why I drink 19:51 < L3gacy> I has tea :) 19:51 < L3gacy> I'm a raging needle using diabetic 19:51 < L3gacy> I cant drink, technically 19:51 < L3gacy> but damn do I love this tequila in my desk 19:51 < corn266> if it ain't chai then you're a communist L3gacy 19:51 < voidstar> not on that pump life? 19:52 < L3gacy> no pump. I'm prone to staph infections for some reason 19:52 < L3gacy> Ya havureet parruskie 19:52 < voidstar> ah, the body is a strange thing 19:52 < L3gacy> I hate romanizing russian 19:52 < L3gacy> I have mupirocin by the tube 19:52 < L3gacy> damn staph 19:53 < L3gacy> and I have Psoriasis from hell on my leg, elbows, wists, and shoulder blades 19:53 < L3gacy> and my thyroid took a vacation without me 19:53 < L3gacy> SpeakerToMeat, hai! 19:53 < L3gacy> Why does Spotify repeat ads in the SAME ad break? 19:54 < SpeakerToMeat> No no! I'm not me! 19:54 * SpeakerToMeat runs away 19:54 < tsarbomba> gibby, i know for a fact when i worked with that last msp we were getting trolled by a client occasionally 19:55 < voidstar> get a bluetooth remote, you can skip the ads on spotify 19:55 < L3gacy> tsarbomba, did you stab them with a Geo Metro LSI Diesel? 19:55 < tsarbomba> jeff ostrow, one of the partners at a big law firm here, owned the fort lauderdale tilted kilt location until it closed last year. he would occasionally call in fake tickets for his law firm we had under contract 19:55 < tsarbomba> nah, we just found ways to charge them extra :D 19:55 < voidstar> L3gacy, I found this out with the bluetooth head unit in my car 19:56 < L3gacy> $DICK_OF_A_BOSS gave two clients my personal cell, and ONE my home number, once 19:56 < L3gacy> can you say, "Potentially unlawful beating"? 19:56 < tsarbomba> i'd get a new phone and backcharge the company for the costs to switch 19:56 < tsarbomba> either that or just flat-out fucking block the numbers 19:56 < L3gacy> I've had this # since it was "Millville 0404" 19:56 < admiralspark> L3gacy: why does your boss have your personal cell? 19:56 < L3gacy> It's been in the family since Babashka (My great grandmother) 19:57 < L3gacy> Because he wont pay for company cells 19:57 < admiralspark> Then you're not on-call 19:57 < tsarbomba> my boss has mine, but he's also aware that if a customer gets the number i'm a) not answering, b) not checking the voicemail, and c) blocking the number forever 19:57 < L3gacy> He thinks I am 19:57 < tsarbomba> so it is counterproductive to disseminate 19:57 < L3gacy> tsarbomba, I'm tempted to block boss' number 19:57 < admiralspark> are you non-contract? 19:57 < L3gacy> no contract 19:57 < L3gacy> part time 19:57 < admiralspark> ahhh 19:57 < admiralspark> nvm 19:58 < tsarbomba> "what's your number" "bensonhurst 6-5000" 19:58 < L3gacy> My number is "1-800-EAT-SHIT" 19:58 < tsarbomba> hey i think i saw your pickup truck today 19:58 < tsarbomba> your number was on a big bumper sticker 19:58 < L3gacy> I dont drive 19:59 < L3gacy> I have my L, but no whip 19:59 < tsarbomba> oh. someone else is driving around with your phone number on their truck, then. 19:59 < L3gacy> I got L4D2 :) 19:59 < tsarbomba> "how's my driving? dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT" 19:59 < L3gacy> 1-800-FUC-KOFF :) 20:02 < L3gacy> I need to find 3 HP DL360 G7 sleds... 20:02 < Nightcinder> i need to get my boss to part with these DL380 g8's 20:03 < L3gacy> For your homelab? 20:03 < Nightcinder> mhm 20:03 < Nightcinder> 12x450gb 20:03 < L3gacy> that's it? 20:03 < L3gacy> lol jk 20:03 < Nightcinder> yeah they're our old SAN's 20:04 < tsarbomba> i wonder if scooter libby is even aware that accepting a pardon is an automatic admission of guilt 20:04 < Heresiarch> s/is even aware/cares/ 20:04 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "i wonder if scooter libby cares that accepting a pardon is an automatic admission of guilt" 20:04 < tsarbomba> well, he spent the entire decade bleating about his innocence 20:04 < Nightcinder> e5-2620, 64GB, 450x12 20:04 < Nightcinder> good stuff 20:05 < tsarbomba> now he's given it up completely 20:05 < tsarbomba> seems weird 20:05 < Gencade> bitches 20:05 < L3gacy> Hey, Gencade 20:05 < Gencade> hey L3gacy 20:05 < L3gacy> sup? 20:05 < Gencade> Still istening to that playlist 20:05 < Gencade> just sittin, got a bit of a hangover 20:05 < tsarbomba> bitches of snitches get stitches 20:05 < Heresiarch> he bleated about his innocence when it was still a relevant question. 20:05 < L3gacy> the Bangin choons one? 20:05 < Gencade> yeah L3gacy 20:05 < L3gacy> nice 20:06 < tsarbomba> how is it only 2pm 20:06 < Gencade> changin boons 20:06 < L3gacy> Boss wants me to work tomorrow 20:06 < tsarbomba> can i appeal the time? it seems much later. 20:06 < L3gacy> I'm gittin' turnt tonight 20:06 < tsarbomba> we all want things 20:06 < tsarbomba> tore up from the floor up friday 20:07 < L3gacy> Poppin' bottles till the wheels fall off 20:07 < L3gacy> Found syringes behind the dumpster, today 20:07 < L3gacy> fml 20:07 < tsarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DarTgY3U8AAiETw.jpg 20:09 < tenthshift> wharblgarbl 20:09 < tenthshift> tsarbomba no surprise tho 20:10 < tsarbomba> nod 20:10 < tsarbomba> ooh there's a wings fest tomorrow near my house 20:10 < tsarbomba> coupla miles west 20:10 < tsarbomba> maybe i'll take some time to convert a clean shirt into a filthy shirt 20:13 < L3gacy> tsarbomba++ 20:19 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: before you do that 20:20 <@JollyRgrs> amazon.com and retrofit your toilet for a bidet 20:20 <+DrGibby|> better yet just stand outside and shit 20:20 <+DrGibby|> no cleanup 20:20 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: uh... 20:21 <@JollyRgrs> that still doesn't change the need for a buttwipe 20:21 <+DrGibby|> nah 20:21 <@JollyRgrs> water > paper when it comes to gentleness 20:21 <+DrGibby|> just jump in a lake or other body of water 20:21 <+DrGibby|> swim around for a little and bam, good to go! 20:21 <@JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: you need a stream of water to realy clean it out 20:21 < tsarbomba> is the series 'preacher' worth watching 20:21 <@JollyRgrs> or you gonna use your finger? 20:21 <@JollyRgrs> GROSS 20:21 <@JollyRgrs> tsarbomba: what's it about? 20:22 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: yes. Fair warning, it's highly fucked up and ridiculous. 20:22 < tsarbomba> it's like a supernatural dramady 20:22 < tsarbomba> yeah, i think i got that part. my only reservation is that it's hulu. 20:22 < tsarbomba> i don't have much of a feel for the quality of hulu originals 20:22 < Heresiarch> eh. Can't speak to Hulu. Preacher started as an AMC show. 20:22 < tsarbomba> especially after netflix knocked my dick in the dirt with stranger things 20:23 < tsarbomba> oh really? 20:23 < Heresiarch> yarly 20:23 < tsarbomba> okay, that i can handle 20:23 < Heresiarch> Hulu wouldn't have the balls to make something like Preacher. 20:23 < tsarbomba> i think it's also a minor comic book superhero series 20:23 < tsarbomba> never read the book tho 20:24 < tsarbomba> s3 premieres this summer so i've got plenty time to watch the first two 20:24 < scwizard> i think a lady just got fired 20:24 < tsarbomba> are you being given the order to SHUT IT ALL DOWN 20:24 < scwizard> my boss was like "oh i'm gonna be canceling lunch need to deal with some hr thing" 20:24 < tsarbomba> the vp ops here sometimes makes a big dramatic show of terminations 20:24 < scwizard> and this woman just came out of his office and I think she was crying 20:24 < scwizard> awkward 20:24 < L3gacy> I has a sad over that :( 20:24 < tsarbomba> he comes in all hush-hush like "don't tell anybody but at 3:30pm i need you to shut down so and so's access to X, Y and Z" 20:25 < L3gacy> I have NO empathy for $BOSS, but people in general I do 20:25 < tsarbomba> once i made a get smart cone of silence joke but he failed to get it as millennials often do 20:26 < voidstar> /r/gatekeeping 20:26 < tsarbomba> i think some people live for that moment, scwizard 20:26 < tsarbomba> they get all happy and energetic right before they're supposed to fire someone 20:26 < scwizard> tsarbomba: it was a dream my asshole former friend had 20:26 < scwizard> but he never got to a job where he could do that 20:27 < scwizard> and he tried to start his own company but it didn't take off 20:27 < tsarbomba> first time i fired someone was rough because i knew it was necessary but i also knew someone with his experience was going to have trouble finding similar work 20:27 < scwizard> he'd talk to me about how he really wanted to fire millennials and tell them their job was being outsourced 20:27 < tsarbomba> and it wasn't entirely his fault, we just didn't have the budget to maintain his position 20:27 < gnupluslinux> .yt FRIDAY 20:27 <+layer-eight> YouTube Rebecca Black - Friday - https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 20:28 < tsarbomba> even so, being all like "we're gonna give you a really good reference" just sounds empty and trite 20:28 < scwizard> honestly i stopped talking to him because he was too fucking negative telling me i'd never get a job and such 20:28 < tsarbomba> sounds like a perfect fit for an HR drone 20:29 < scwizard> too crass for that probably 20:29 < tsarbomba> seth rogen was one of the creators of preacher 20:29 < tsarbomba> dude gets around 20:30 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: you ever watch the movie "Big Trouble"? 20:30 <+DrGibby|> god damn I'm fucking bored today 20:31 < L3gacy> DrGibby|, smack $BOOS 20:31 < L3gacy> *BOSS 20:31 * DrGibby| farts on MillerBOSS 20:34 * L3gacy sprays Lysol 20:38 < scwizard> man i can't wait for church on sunday 20:39 < scwizard> get to tell everyone i have a job now 20:39 < scwizard> and i can't wait to have a social life outside of church too lol 20:40 < voidstar> find some hacker/maker space 20:40 < scwizard> i feel like it's hard to fit in without a project 20:40 < L3gacy> scwizard, and a decent eatery 20:40 < voidstar> they usually have some functions going on and you can network there 20:40 < scwizard> like i've gone to tech meetups that's where I met my former friend, and also how i got this job 20:40 < voidstar> no need to have a project 20:41 < L3gacy> I was thinking if I had the money, I'd open a Spanish/Russian fustion place. "Mi Baba Loca" 20:41 < voidstar> fake it till you make it 20:41 < scwizard> Austin has Capital Factory 20:41 < scwizard> that's like the place 20:41 < scwizard> our office is actually in that building that's pretty cool 20:43 < vinrock> chorizo and bean borsct 20:43 < L3gacy> sounds amaze 20:43 < vinrock> salmon roe on corn tortillas with sour cream 20:44 < L3gacy> Blini? 20:44 < vinrock> damn right 20:44 < L3gacy> :) 20:44 < corn266> where is millerboss when you need him to -v layer-eight 20:44 < vinrock> steak and yellow rice filled pelmeni 20:44 < vinrock> mm 20:44 < L3gacy> oh shit 20:44 < L3gacy> that's mah thang 20:44 < voidstar> time to clock out for lunch 20:44 < vinrock> what else would be crazy 20:44 < voidstar> o/ 20:44 < L3gacy> o7 20:45 < tsarbomba> never saw the movie, heresiarch, but i did read the dave barry novel 20:45 < tsarbomba> there are a few 'characters' drawn from celebrities and other well-known people around here 20:45 < L3gacy> A hair loss ad, in between Disturbed songs.... 20:45 < L3gacy> tf? 20:45 < tsarbomba> have you SEEN david draiman? 20:45 < L3gacy> 20 background apps on my taskbar lol 20:46 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: similar humor in Preacher. More comic-book-y and irreverent. 20:47 < tsarbomba> nice 20:48 < tsarbomba> fuck i am in full-on clockwatching mode now 20:48 < tsarbomba> the second hand is slowing down like in the movies 20:48 < tsarbomba> tick...tick......tick(echoechoechoecho)..................... 20:49 < felda> hue 20:49 <@cryptic1> wait for it 20:49 < L3gacy> pfSense! o7 20:49 < felda> esnesfp 20:51 < asimon> #goteem 20:51 < scwizard> how's your read only friday the 13th going? 20:52 < E-werd> pfsense 20:54 < corn266> lol cryptic1 "tick tock tick tock" 20:55 < felda> cryptic1 E-werd said that you couldn't ever kick him even if you tried 20:55 <@cryptic1> I think tsarbomba is sulking 20:55 < E-werd> i did no such thing 20:55 < Heresiarch> cryptic1: back to work 20:55 <+DrGibby|> hi cryptic1 20:55 < slurk> scwizard: why read only 20:55 < felda> no one man should have all this power *start yeezy* 20:55 <@cryptic1> hey 20:55 < scwizard> slurk: because friday 20:56 < felda> hopefully I can get outta here in 1 hour 20:56 <+TuxedoJack> Regional team lead in Slack: "I'll do what needs to be done to resolve the root issue and I'm truly sorry it created a few extra tickets. However, I'm not responsible for staying to help clean it up, nor will I ever do that. That's helpdesk work." 20:56 < felda> tsarbomba must be a really bad boy 20:56 < felda> TuxedoJack now that's true delegation 20:56 <+TuxedoJack> MOTHERFUCKER, YOU"RE THE ONE WHO TURNED 2FA ON IN THE FIRST PLACE AND DIDN'T FUCKING WARN THE USERS YOU WERE DOING IT 20:57 < felda> wow that's really bad form 20:57 <+TuxedoJack> 173 tickets so far today about it 20:57 * felda has definitely never done that before >_> 20:57 < tsarbomba> if cryptic1 ever actually did any work he'd realize that he wasted his time 20:57 <+TuxedoJack> And counting 20:57 < AnimalFarmPig> wow, what a douche 20:57 < tsarbomba> now GET BACK TO WORK, CRYPTIC1 20:57 < tsarbomba> tuxedojack, is this the guy who called in sick? 20:58 < tsarbomba> call him and tell him that management is calling an emergency videoconference and that he needs to get on skype immediately 20:58 <+TuxedoJack> This is the same asshole who wants to scam the IT Glue data transfer (from static files into IT Glue) by using a batch uploader and other people's credentials, since he's ineligible for the bounty 20:58 <@cryptic1> tsarbomba, is salty as fuck 20:58 < tsarbomba> cryptic1, i wasn't even here, lol 20:58 <@cryptic1> suuure 20:59 < tsarbomba> down in the server room. doing work. you know. like you need to be doing RIGHT NOW. 20:59 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: yep, he's a fuckface 20:59 * tsarbomba points the GIANT METAL FINGER OF PROBATION at cryptic1 20:59 < AnimalFarmPig> TuxedoJack: can you just revert the change? 20:59 < felda> Wow I'm sperging out today 20:59 < tsarbomba> tuxedojack, we once used the videoconference gimmick to catch an employee who called in sick on the day of a huge all-hands meeting. he tried playing it off like he was at home but someone tapped his laptop lid and we could tell he was at a bar 20:59 < felda> just left the most awkward voicemail ever 21:00 < tsarbomba> it's supremely effective and there's no real way to get out of it 21:00 <+TuxedoJack> AnimalFarmPig: nope, that would be too easy - also, they'd been compromised 21:00 < felda> "hey uh... this is felda... my phone line is broken... and... uh... oops.." *click* 21:00 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, lol 21:00 <+TuxedoJack> tsarbomba: can't do that, I ain't manglement. 21:00 < tsarbomba> felda, the next step is that you receive an email requesting your presence in the HR offices first thing monday morning :D 21:00 < felda> lol 21:01 < felda> It was to the ISP that also does our phone lines lol 21:01 < felda> our primary tech who I call regularly when we have problems and I know personally lol 21:01 < tsarbomba> why would you keep an isp when you have problems often enough to know your tech 21:02 < felda> tsarbomba it's a small business ISP lol 21:02 < felda> came in to setup our line and phones and all that 21:02 < tsarbomba> "the service is down constantly, when it's up it's slow an unreliable, and the price is outrageous. but, hey, the repair tech is a really nice guy!" 21:02 < felda> our internet only goes out maybe once a month for 5 minutes and I only call to buy more phones lol 21:03 < felda> he's like half sales, half tech support 21:04 < F34RInc> felda, doing a APU4 to SG-3100 upgrayyedd right now 21:05 < felda> nice 21:05 < felda> I'm looking at tinkering with an esspresso.bin at home 21:05 < felda> but I want to go ham with adblocking so perhaps not 21:06 < F34RInc> felda, so the expresso runs arm correct 21:06 < felda> yeah 21:06 < F34RInc> is the arm build available for pfSense to download 21:06 < felda> yessir 21:06 < felda> wait no 21:06 < felda> I am a liar 21:06 < F34RInc> damnit 21:07 < F34RInc> I didnt think it was 21:10 < Tekz> how do you all deal with golden ticket krbtgt resets? 21:11 < Tekz> came across this recently and apparently it can be a pretty substantial target for getting access to AD 21:13 < abakedapplepie> wheres willy wonka when you need him 21:15 <+DrGibby|> yeah I need a some acid 21:16 <@cryptic1> felda sells it on http://felda.io 21:16 <+DrGibby|> OH FUCK YES NEW TEWNS 21:19 < felda> DrGibby| how do you like my short article about cryptic1 ? 21:19 <+DrGibby|> i LOVE IT 21:19 < Atro> This site needs ddosed 21:19 < felda> it is $100% factual 21:19 < Atro> Just for mentioning pfsense 21:19 < Atro> A toaster with iptables 21:19 <+DrGibby|> I'm a little sad I'm not on there somewhere 21:19 < felda> Atro isn't that your mother? 21:19 <@cryptic1> wait there is an actual article? 21:20 < Atro> felda: ur mom gay 21:20 < corn266> don't worry felda i got this 21:20 < corn266> Atro: no u 21:20 < felda> no u! 21:20 < felda> thx 21:20 < felda> ur the best 21:21 < Atro> lol 21:21 <@cryptic1> HAHHAHAHAH 21:21 < felda> DrGibby| check the website now 21:21 <+giant_it_burrit> wut 21:21 < ebol4> nyeheheh 21:21 < Atro> Feldas got fanboys 21:21 <+DrGibby|> felda+++ 21:21 < syere> that site made my eyes bleed... 21:21 <@cryptic1> you cannot hate on felda.io 21:21 <+DrGibby|> I actually am listening to this song on repeat 21:22 <+DrGibby|> its catchy 21:22 < felda> download link at the bottom 21:22 <+DrGibby|> yee yee 21:22 <+DrGibby|> I see <3 21:22 * DrGibby| bops 21:23 <@cryptic1> so many good songs on felda.io 21:23 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/9ZTQ7Pb.png < d'aww, it's so cute 21:23 < felda> syere you are now also featured on felda.io 21:23 < felda> enjoy 21:23 <+DrGibby|> they're all good 21:23 < admiralspark> test 21:23 < admiralspark> hmm 21:23 < syere> oh no... 21:23 < admiralspark> weird 21:23 < admiralspark> deep packet inspection didn't interrupt my ssh session 21:23 < Casteil> getting a $230 Starrett micrometer from a craigslist guy for $30 tonight too heh 21:24 < felda> that's pretty swag cash money 21:24 < syere> does this mean I have minor celeb status now? 21:26 <+DrGibby|> no 21:27 < syere> but, I want to walk into a conference and be all "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?! I'M FEATURED ON FELDA.IO!!!!" 21:27 < felda> yes good 21:27 < felda> i have felda.io on my resume 21:27 < syere> i should redirect my website there 21:29 <+DrGibby|> felda.io is my homepage 21:29 < syere> aannddd now it's making its way through my office 21:30 <+DrGibby|> lol 21:30 <@cryptic1> lol 21:30 <@cryptic1> I think that happens way too often 21:30 < estranger> if I do "apt-get install packageA" and it upgrades packageA, will it also try to upgrade any package pacakgeA depends on? 21:30 <+DrGibby|> What would that be, cryptic1? 21:31 < syere> I wonder how long before our firewall blacklists it 21:31 < felda> pls no 21:31 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, feldas site gets passed around a workplace 21:31 < estranger> ie packageA-$version relies on packageB-$version... i upgrade to packageA-$newversion, will it try to upgrade packageB as well? 21:32 < syere> estranger: It should say you have dependency issues and ask if you would like them fixed for you 21:32 < estranger> perfect 21:33 < syere> just dont put the -y flag on it and it will tell you everything it wants to do, with the option of cancelling out of it 21:33 < estranger> semi-idiot proof. telling someone to upgrde a package, didnt know how much detail i should give 21:33 < vinrock> wooooh lawdy 21:33 < vinrock> https://www.amazon.com/CONNECTIVITY-AMP-790163-1-CRIMP-TOOL/dp/B009934WAI 21:33 < asimon> estranger: I think you need can use apt-get disp-upgrade if you want to update dependencies as well. Can be dangerous because it can also remove packages 21:33 < vinrock> look at the price on that crimper 21:34 < F34RInc> vinrock, better come with a sketch 21:34 < asimon> s/disp/dist 21:34 <+layer-eight> asimon meant: "estranger: I think you need can use apt-get dist-upgrade if you want to update dependencies as well. Can be dangerous because it can also remove packages" 21:34 < estranger> asimon, i want to change as little as possible.. we're just a vendor with a custom repo :) we have a meta package that installs all the real packages, so you jsut do 'apt-get install package-full' and it installs like 10 packages 21:34 < syere> take a snapshot of the machine and run it, see what it does 21:34 < estranger> couldnt remember if I did `apt-get update && apt-get install product-full` if it would ask to update all the dependencies or not 21:34 < syere> if it messes up, restore 21:35 < asimon> +1 for syere idea 21:35 < estranger> syere, not my problem/machine :) 21:35 < syere> oh 21:35 < syere> well, nevermind! 21:35 < estranger> i just end up talking dumb DBAs through basic linux admin stuff 21:35 < estranger> stuff I take for granted, and didnt feel like testing cus i knew youd know =) 21:36 < L3gacy> that crimper better suck dick like a champion hooker... 21:36 < asimon> All of my linux knowledge comes from like a week and a half of struggling with linux on my home desktop and a dash of google-fu 21:37 < asimon> So if you actually have experience definitely rely on that 21:38 < AnimalFarmPig> The guy that my boss's boss hired to be "scrum master" (after vetoing all our team's choices) wants us to estimate story size in hours rather than points. What do? 21:38 < estranger> im old and have been doing linux for too long 21:39 < L3gacy> I used to run a web server on linux, using a 386DX40 21:39 < estranger> I was all in on fbsd until SMP became a thing, and linux was way way better at threading for a long time 21:40 < deww> dragonflybsd 21:40 < estranger> time to enable the SMP-BIGMEM kernel to support my 2 pentium4s and 32mb ram 21:40 < deww> i bet your board has 2 sockets too 21:40 < estranger> well yeah.. multi core sockets wasnt invented yet 21:41 < deww> yeah 21:41 < estranger> (in x86 land... afair) 21:41 < deww> pentium d 21:41 < AnimalFarmPig> until SMP became a thing? I had a dual PPro 200 in 2000ish 21:42 < scwizard> man gitlab 21:42 < estranger> AnimalFarmPig, and? 21:42 < scwizard> has so much potential 21:42 < estranger> im talking 90s brah 21:42 < scwizard> but it feels kinda like a beta product 21:42 < scwizard> sometimes 21:42 < AnimalFarmPig> estranger: okay, so, quite some time ago 21:42 < estranger> yes, back when people started talking bout this IRC thing on the BBS forums 21:43 < estranger> RIP fidonet 21:43 < AnimalFarmPig> dragonflybsd has the right idea, imo. Too bad it's taking so long. Also too bad I don't like BSD. 21:43 < F34RInc> felda, I just restored a 2.1.5 config to 2.4.3 21:43 < felda> how did it go? 21:44 < felda> NO IPv6 REVERSE DNS RECORDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 21:44 < F34RInc> I edited the old config to match the new interfaces and it worked 123, I was suprised 21:45 < felda> F34RInc why does pfsense not do IPv6 reverse dns records? 21:45 < felda> Now that my whole network is IPv6 I can't see hostnames ;_; 21:45 < F34RInc> v6 is dicks 21:45 <+DrGibby|> ur dicls 21:45 <+DrGibby|> dicks too 21:45 < felda> Turns out DHCP6 doesn't bring in hostnames when leases are given 21:46 < felda> Nice KAPPA 21:46 < estranger> kappa? 21:47 < felda> that means /sarcasm 21:47 < felda> but in meme form 21:47 < F34RInc> they dont watch twitch 21:47 < felda> I don't watch twitch streams but I'm still usually abreast of memeing 21:48 <+DrGibby|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKD9WAOrfkM&feature=youtu.be&t=0s 21:48 <+layer-eight> YouTube I LOVE YOU SO MUCH by 2018-04-12T20:07:36.000Z (duration: 3:20) on Fri Apr 13 03:07:36 UTC 2018, 2018-04-12T20:07:36.000Z views 21:54 < tsarbomba> is it a meme if nobody really knows what it means? 21:55 <+DrGibby|> yes 21:57 < mkillebrew> kek, testing flash with the button on the remote, didn't realize it'd fire all three flashes, two I was looking at nearly directly 21:57 < mkillebrew> I see funny floating rectangles 21:59 < deww> [ ] [ ] 22:11 < DOMF> welp, that's it, I think my wife is going to divorce me 22:11 < DOMF> I changed the ringtone on my phone for nagios alerts to "You Suffer" by Napalm Death 22:11 < DOMF> because of the last ep of Silicon Valley 22:11 < Hatter> spoilers 22:12 <+DrGibby|> not really 22:12 <+DrGibby|> but thats a good idea, DOMF 22:12 < DOMF> she heard it once and is... less than amused 22:14 < DOMF> A scammer just called me and I played it on repeat for him 22:14 < DOMF> I think he liked it 22:15 < tsarbomba> 45...more...minutes 22:17 < sedition> the trick is never looking at work email on your phone 22:17 < corn266> look at mr. "I got to work on time today" tsarbomba 22:18 < estranger> yeah i dont thnk im going to make it to the "end" of my work day 22:18 < estranger> i gotta fly sunday for work anyhow.. that's BS, as is 22:19 < corn266> LPT if you quit you don't have workdays 22:20 < vinrock> estranger you still got fam out this way? 22:20 < estranger> yah kinda 22:20 < estranger> so my dad married my babysitter and she has family in NJ 22:21 < vegbrasil> Hi there. Just a quick question from a Windows newbie: considering I have Office 365 users and workstations with local admins, once we start using AD/DS, is there a way to sync with the existing 365 accounts? 22:21 < xamithan> How old are you to have a babysitter still? 22:21 < xamithan> That is kind of odd 22:21 < vinrock> next time you're out this way hit me up lets get drunk 22:22 < estranger> word im actually way overdue to visit home 22:23 < estranger> who cares about the fam, i got friends back home lol 22:25 < vinrock> ah yeah 22:27 < scwizard> man i need to really make sure to not talk to anyone about work stuff 22:28 < scwizard> i'm in a bad mood rn and if I say anything my tone of voice will be all fucked up 22:30 < estranger> why so mad? 22:31 < corn266> scwizard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqQ6Z-HmAqY 22:31 <+layer-eight> YouTube Fire! Fire! | The IT Crowd by 2008-11-19T13:43:02.000Z (duration: 1:30) on Wed Nov 19 20:43:02 UTC 2008, 2008-11-19T13:43:02.000Z views 22:31 < scwizard> dude 22:31 < scwizard> the gitlab composer cache just works 22:31 < scwizard> i dig it 22:32 < scwizard> if only they have something similar for docker images 22:32 < estranger> whats a composer cache? 22:35 < technonerd> It cashes checks 22:36 < tsarbomba> IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MOOOOONTH 22:37 < estranger> lol 22:37 < estranger> today IS a payday \o/ 22:37 < tsarbomba> tonight is the night to get crunk, bone thugs style 22:38 < rpifan> chopped and screwy 22:38 < Hatter> something really tripped me out last night 22:38 < Hatter> what's that dvd track called where they basically explain everything on the screen 22:38 < Hatter> that somehow came on for me last night when I was watching dark hour and it was really trippy 22:39 < corn266> commentary? 22:39 < technonerd> Directors 22:39 < Hatter> no guys what the heck 22:39 < Hatter> does that sound at all like what I've just described 22:39 < corn266> yes? 22:40 < Hatter> `oh, well you're right, I didn't describe it very well 22:40 < Hatter> it's the thing for blind people 22:40 < technonerd> There we go 22:40 < technonerd> Words is hard 22:41 < Hatter> guys, who is this technonerd giving me lip? 22:41 < Hatter> I don't recognize his name, so maybe he doesn't know who I am yet 22:41 < corn266> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 22:41 < technonerd> That was my next guess but you got it 22:42 < Hatter> well if you have the chance, turn that on and watch the darkest hour intro 22:43 < technonerd> That requires me to physically buy a copy 22:44 < Hatter> that wasn't a requirement for me 22:44 < dfingers> Hatter: who are you? 22:45 < Hatter> dfingers: I'm Hatter. I sometimes go by Mad Hatter. Also Theophilus Carter on more formal occasions 22:45 < Hatter> pleased to meet you 22:45 < vinrock> oh i didnt know theophilus was you 22:45 < Hatter> that hasn't changed your opinion I hope 22:46 < vinrock> stop being so sneaky i cant keep up with all this 22:46 < mkillebrew> fucking pick a nick 22:46 < vinrock> ikr 22:46 < vinrock> jesus 22:46 < abakedapplepie> vinrock: you didnt? 22:47 < vinrock> nah 22:47 < abakedapplepie> hes got a rather distinct personality :P 22:47 < technonerd> Needs a nick for. Each personality 22:47 < mkillebrew> needs to pick a personality, too, then 22:47 < vinrock> i just stick with my somewhat-unhinged online persona 22:53 < gnupluslinux> hey Bru- u around? 22:53 < Bru-> gnupluslinux: yoh 22:53 < Bru-> what up 22:53 < sedition> yes how could one not have heard of some random guy on irc 22:53 < gnupluslinux> were you looking for an i7 2600? 22:53 < gnupluslinux> Bru-, 22:55 < Bru-> I mean i wouldnt turn one down 22:55 < Bru-> i got a box with an i5-2500 that could use an upgrade 22:56 < xamithan> Ugh ladybugs are all inside my car 22:57 < estranger> my first apt was infested with ladybugs.. 1000s of them in the doorway entrance 22:57 < xamithan> There is tons and tons outside my work building, I guess a few got on my clothes 22:58 < tsarbomba> i'd kill for our insect 'problem' to be ladybugs 22:58 < xamithan> I'll have to find a car vacuum after work 22:58 < tsarbomba> here it's mosquitos (zika), spiders (recluse bites) and flying roaches (just assnasty) 22:59 < xamithan> flying roaches? Like stinkbugs? 22:59 < tsarbomba> nope. like 3" long cockroaches that take wing randomly 22:59 < tsarbomba> first time i saw it i damn near ran for the state line 23:00 < vinrock> xamithan they might not be ladyguys 23:00 < vinrock> er 23:00 < vinrock> ladybugs 23:00 < tsarbomba> roach on the ground, fine. roach takes flight and flies at my fucking head? NOPENOPENOPENOPE 23:00 < xamithan> Yeah they are the asian beetles 23:00 < xamithan> They aren't red, and multiply like crazy 23:00 < vinrock> i hate those fuckers 23:00 < vinrock> they bite 23:00 < tsarbomba> we get lots of june bugs around here in summer 23:00 < tsarbomba> they're harmless enough though 23:01 < vinrock> we got the chinese stinkbugs up here 23:01 < xamithan> I'm pretty sure the ones trapped in my car are mostly dead, or will be dead by the time my shift ends 23:01 < vinrock> annoying af 23:01 < Jekotia> I've never been a fan of watercooling (for my uses, it's unnecessary spending), but damn this is impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4O_Dq3xRJA Short version: watercooled IHS that replaces the stock one. They pushed the CPU to 5.3GHz and saw temperatures comparable to that same CPU running at stock speeds with a stock intel cooler 23:01 <+layer-eight> YouTube This cooler VOIDS your warranty! - Worth the risk?? by 2018-04-11T19:15:05.000Z (duration: 14:30) on Thu Apr 12 02:15:05 UTC 2018, 2018-04-11T19:15:05.000Z views 23:01 < vinrock> i fuckin love closed loop liquid coolers 23:02 < vinrock> you can run completely silent or OC your shit to high heaven 23:02 < Jekotia> It's also amusing to watch Linux drench the motherboard after insisting he doesn't need to empty the loop first 23:02 < Jekotia> s/Linux/Linus 23:02 < vinrock> i cant stand that guy 23:02 < rpifan> linus tech tips? 23:02 < vinrock> he's the nerd equivalent of cleetus mcfarland 23:02 < tsarbomba> alright. time to battle traffic like a boss. 23:02 < vinrock> yeah 23:02 < rpifan> i thought he was a faggot 23:02 < rpifan> but he str8 23:02 < vinrock> ^^ 23:02 < rpifan> hate him 23:03 < vinrock> not the str8 part 23:03 < vinrock> the faggot part 23:03 < vinrock> oh u meant literally 23:03 <+layer-eight> Jekotia meant: "It's also amusing to watch Linus drench the motherboard after insisting he doesn't need to empty the loop first" 23:03 < rpifan> lol 23:03 < rpifan> yes 23:04 < vinrock> the only tech review video dude i can stomach isnt even a tech dude so much as he just unboxes shit and makes videos of it 23:04 < vinrock> which i dont watch because thats boring af 23:04 < vinrock> but at least he isnt an insufferable mouthbreather 23:05 < rpifan> i like techmoan 23:05 < rpifan> and 8 bit man 23:05 < xamithan> Wonder if I can find a shop vac somewhere 23:06 <+MillerBOSS> .yt UjCdB5p2v0Y 23:06 <+layer-eight> YouTube The original Technoviking video. - https://youtu.be/UjCdB5p2v0Y 23:08 <+MillerBOSS> Never gets old for the lolz 23:09 < gnupluslinux> CYA 23:09 < xamithan> .yt 7gz1DIIxmEE 23:09 <+layer-eight> YouTube dragon homestarrunner strong bad trogdor homestar - https://youtu.be/7gz1DIIxmEE 23:10 < Jekotia> Anyone know of a good industrial-ish PC chassis, like the Silverstone Mammoth, but smaller? http://www.silverstonetek.com/product.php?pid=525&area=en 23:11 < Jekotia> That would be perfect for the factory here if it wasn't so... mammoth 23:15 < vinrock> WHOA 23:15 < vinrock> ive never seen the mammoth 23:15 < vinrock> this thing is calling my name 23:15 < vinrock> i have a silverstone case 23:15 < vinrock> super high quality 23:16 < xamithan> Just get a nice encloser for your tower ;P 23:16 < xamithan> LIke the DFP200R 23:16 < Jekotia> I went with the NZXT H630. My first build, didn't want to touch liquid cooling, and the case helps a LOT with fan noise 23:17 < Jekotia> xamithan: Any idea what the typical cost is? 23:17 < vinrock> jekotia: http://www.advantech.com/products/atx-motherboard-chassis/sub_1-2jkemv 23:17 < R1olu> My fans have started making noise on boot then quiet down shortly after, don't have the money to replace them 23:17 < vinrock> just open em up and clean/kube the bearings 23:17 < vinrock> /s/kube/lube 23:18 < xamithan> Their site says it is $439, but that thing is dust free 23:18 < vinrock> ... 23:18 < Jekotia> s/kube/lube 23:18 <+layer-eight> vinrock meant: "/s/lube/lube" 23:18 < vinrock> you sonofabitch 23:18 < Jekotia> LOL 23:18 <+MillerBOSS> layer-eight 👉 are you drunk? Work faster 23:18 < Jekotia> You broke it with the leading slash. Then your failed correction became the first match 23:20 < vinrock> man 23:20 < vinrock> http://www.advantech.com/products/1-2jkemv/ipc-7130/mod_d2b390ec-5003-4cfe-b9e6-80917ffbb3a4 23:20 < vinrock> that one is kinda dope 23:20 < Jekotia> Looks more like a throwback to when the white box ruled the desktop chassis space. Just a bit shinier. 23:21 < vinrock> looks like updated version of this: http://www.advantech.com/products/1-2jkemv/ipc-7220/mod_7eedba65-45e0-4b08-8b12-4443436457fe 23:21 < vinrock> look at that oldschool tapioca color 23:21 < R1olu> join programming 23:21 < vinrock> join deez nuts 23:21 < R1olu> Don't worry about it :^) 23:22 < Jekotia> I don't have to go past the second image to see how old that is. That low-res grain 23:23 < xamithan> Wtf why is this case over 1,000 bucks: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N9OKX5U/ref=psdc_572238_t3_B00EB0A6FE 23:23 < vinrock> so that you have an exclusive case 23:23 < vinrock> because no other dipshit is dumb enough to pay that much 23:24 < Jekotia> s/dumb/smart 23:24 <+layer-eight> vinrock meant: "because no other dipshit is smart enough to pay that much" 23:24 < xamithan> It is $899 on newegg 23:24 < xamithan> Still ridiculous 23:24 <+CheckYourSix> Lol! 23:24 <+CheckYourSix> The shit people will pay for... 23:25 < xamithan> There is a pcworld article about it saying it fits two computers inside 23:25 < xamithan> I bet that is why 23:25 <+CheckYourSix> Still, insane 23:25 < Jekotia> a 2-system case would be handy around here... A lot of the engineers have two computers at their desks since their CAD workloads wreck multitasking 23:26 < asimon> Is tapioca the correct name for that colour? I always wondered 23:26 < asimon> It's a very particular shade of off-white that yellows over time 23:26 < asimon> Maybe with a little bit of squant 23:26 < Jekotia> It doesn't yellow due to the colour. It's due to the plastic 23:27 < Jekotia> Generally, white plastics yellow over time 23:27 < Jekotia> Source: it's why my previous exmployer, an instrument chain, rarely sold pianos with white plastic and warned customers off of them 23:28 < Jekotia> They look great to start, and then look like shit a couple years later 23:28 < asimon> I mean the ivory yellows just as much as the plastic does 23:28 < Jekotia> General plastics problem 23:28 < asimon> Splits, too 23:28 < Jekotia> I don't mean plastics as a small part. E.g. https://www.waltons.ie/home/products/view/07ayam-ydp143wh-yamaha-ydp-143-arius-digital-piano-white/ 23:29 < Jekotia> The base is wood, the rest is 9% plastic 23:29 < asimon> Ah, i thought you meant the keys 23:29 < Jekotia> *95% 23:29 < asimon> gotcha 23:29 < Jekotia> It looks great now, but give it a year or two 23:30 < Jekotia> Hmm, that particular one may be all wood, actually. But there are mostly-plastic ones in that style that aren't inherently budget options 23:31 < Jekotia> Anyways, traffic time 23:31 <+TuxedoJack> "Your salary rate has been changed from 2360.42 to 2568.75." 23:31 <+TuxedoJack> Twice a month? Not bad 23:31 <+TuxedoJack> And that's not counting the overtime, which is $1200 or so extra 23:31 <+TuxedoJack> A month 23:32 <+CheckYourSix> $5,400/year raise? Nice 23:32 < xamithan> I'll take it 23:32 <+TuxedoJack> They came through on the raise 23:32 <+TuxedoJack> Now, where's my fuckin' hydrocooled 1070... 23:33 < xamithan> Doing some coin mining in some neckbeards basement 23:34 <+CheckYourSix> Overtime++ 23:37 < sedition> i wish i wasnt overtime exempt 23:37 < corn266> same 23:40 <+MillerBOSS> How are you overtime exempt? 23:41 <+CheckYourSix> Salary 23:41 <+MillerBOSS> Well that is a given with salary. I never heard of overtime with salary ever. 23:42 <+MillerBOSS> Or am I missing something? 23:42 < asimon> I'm salary with hourly overtime 23:42 <+CheckYourSix> He said he's overtime exempt... meaning he can't get it 23:42 <+MillerBOSS> How does that work asimon ? 23:42 <+CheckYourSix> MillerBOSS: Same as me. I'm technically hourly, but guaranteed my 40 hours per week. So I have an annual pay rate, but it also breaks down to an hourly rate, and I get overtime 23:43 < asimon> MillerBOSS: I get my base salary yearly, and any hours over 40hr/wk are kept track of as "comp time." I can use that time to take personal time, but if I don't use it by year end they pay out at a x1 rate 23:43 < Church-> Ugh I can't wait to get home. Ugh. 23:43 < sedition> i try not to do more than 40 unless the house is on fire 23:43 < sedition> even then, i compensate with PTO 23:43 <+MillerBOSS> I see. 23:43 < Church-> Sup mates 23:43 < sedition> i wish i got overtime though lol 23:44 < asimon> It's kinda awkward because more than 40 (typically 45 but can go up to 50-60 if there's crunch time) is expected, but at least I'm compensated for it 23:44 < sedition> i used to do 50-60 a week regularly but its not worth it 23:44 <+CheckYourSix> sedition: Fuck that, unless getting paid for it 23:45 < sedition> yeah, im older and wiser now 23:45 < sedition> its easy to fall into the trap if you're passionate about your work 23:46 < alazare619> i'm not salary but i always make sure i'm paid 40/hrs a week 23:46 < alazare619> i have my PTO setup to fill in if i'm short ;) 23:46 < alazare619> considering i get 8hrs of pto per 2 weeks 23:46 < alazare619> i'm always gaining pto too 23:47 < xamithan> Your pto includes holiday ? 23:47 <+CheckYourSix> That's a lot of PTO 23:47 < xamithan> That is a shit load 23:47 < alazare619> yea 23:47 < alazare619> and no holidays are free 23:47 < alazare619> dont have to use pto for holidays 23:47 < xamithan> So you get like 36 days a year or so 23:48 <+DrGibby|> is it friday tho? 23:48 < alazare619> 28 if memory serves 23:48 < xamithan> Thats like europeon vacation 23:48 < asimon> Jeez 23:48 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: No, 26 days per year 23:48 < xamithan> Well I was including the holidays too 23:48 < alazare619> we get alot of holidays off a year too 23:48 < alazare619> being a private doctor organization and all 23:49 < alazare619> oh its 4th of july 23:49 < alazare619> your off 23:49 < alazare619> oh its martin luther king day 23:49 < alazare619> your off 23:49 < alazare619> oh its memorial day your off 23:49 < alazare619> pearl harbor day 23:49 < alazare619> your off 23:49 < xamithan> Dang so it is more like 40+ then 23:49 < alazare619> yea 23:49 <+CheckYourSix> Ugh, so much random crap to do tonight before I drive to my parents' house. This will be a super busy weekend. 23:49 < alazare619> only reason i stick around.. 23:50 < xamithan> The military contract thing I was going to do at one point did something like that, and they only worked four days a week 23:50 < alazare619> nice 23:50 < alazare619> i could go for 4 days a week 23:50 < sedition> no one tracks my PTO but the 'unlimited PTO' thing is just a trick to shame you into taking less time off than the next person 23:50 < alazare619> id do 4 tens in a heart beat 23:50 < sedition> 4 10s is the best 23:51 < alazare619> use to do 4 10's at last job 23:51 < alazare619> miss it 23:51 < xamithan> I hated when I was on a 3 12 and 1 4 hour 23:51 < xamithan> 4 10 is the sweet spot 23:51 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: 3x 12 +1x 4 is just dumb 23:52 <+CheckYourSix> My last job let us do 8x 10 hours, then 6 days off. Basically work Wed-Wed, off Thurs-Tues. It was pretty sweet 23:52 < xamithan> It is, but it worked out to 24 coverage with only four peeps 23:53 <+MillerBOSS> But is it FRiDAY though? 23:53 < xamithan> Its alcoholiday 23:55 <+CheckYourSix> New fiber card showed up for my desktop. Shutting down and unhooking my desktop is a royal pain in the ass 23:55 <+MillerBOSS> So what hotel are you staying in? --- Log closed Sat Apr 14 00:00:44 2018