--- Log opened Tue Apr 17 00:00:48 2018
00:00 < xamithan> Guess I'll have to go console the bitch directly, this time it isn't coming back up
00:00 < catbeard> take it out of rc.d
00:01 < Tekz> was about to say
00:01 < catbeard> run in foreground under gdb
00:01 < Tekz> if it's a remote system are you able to view the screen? might have crash info on screen but not in logfiles when it reboots
00:01 < Tekz> that happened to me with a freenas machine
00:01 < catbeard> Tekz: ya like crash dump the way windows used to be
00:02 < catbeard> now it's just like OH THERES AN ERROR ME FIX, REBOOT, DONE
00:02 < xamithan> It doesn't have ipmi but I can go console it,  brb
00:02 < Tekz> was getting really pissed because logfiles weren't showing shit, but then i actually looked at the screen and there it was clear as day
00:02 < catbeard> we had freenas issues after version bump
00:02 < Tekz> which one? :P
00:02 < catbeard> but was related to Intel 10Gbit NIC
00:03 < catbeard> idk, not my dept
00:03 < catbeard> could ask and find out
00:03 < Tekz> was a joke
00:03 < catbeard> heh
00:03 < Tekz> ./joke
00:03 < catbeard> ./joke: Permission denied
00:03 < sedition> no fun allowed
00:03 < Tekz> lol
00:04 < catbeard> ./joke: Operation not permitted
00:04 < catbeard> ah that's better
00:04 < catbeard> oh wait wrong channel, jokes are ##windows territory
00:05 < xamithan> Ok so there is tons of lines that just say segmentation fault core dump
00:05 < Tekz> memtest that bitch dude
00:05 < catbeard> anything with your friend EIP
00:05 < catbeard> screenshot of the callstack?
00:07 < Tekz> does freebsd do update environments by default? can you rollback to the old version and see if it still segfaults?
00:07 < xamithan> It does ports,  i can only rollback specific packages
00:08 < Tekz> not rollback. wrong term... boot into the old version?
00:08 < xamithan> Oh no I can't
00:08 < xamithan> The memory is the only thing left over from the old server I migrated from a month or two ago though,  I'm just going to swap the RAM
00:11 < catbeard> sounds good
00:11 < catbeard> memtest86+ for at least an hour
00:11 < catbeard> may as well just re-certify the ram externally with a DIMM tester
00:21 < Casteil> noice.. 12+ hours on battery w/ 1.5 hrs screen ontime ... battery is only down to 74%
00:21 < xamithan> I wish I had a DIMM tester,  I got so much bad RAM sitting with the rest of the good stuff
00:32 < catbeard> xamithan: sounds like it's time to bug procurement dept, and reup on dimms
00:40 < BonKurei> If you ask me most of the folks in procurement are pretty DIMM themselves
00:48 < xamithan> So now it doesn't boot up at all, even with DIMMs working on another chasis
00:48 < xamithan> Must be motherboard issue *shrug*
00:50 < mkillebrew> Have you performed the required rituals?
00:51 < xamithan> It is kind of funny because it is always DNS,  and this is one of the DNS servers
00:51 < mkillebrew> Did you sacrifice a chicken instead of a lamb? That's likely where you went wrong.
00:52 < xamithan> I sacrified the rat I found in the electrical room
00:53 < mkillebrew> That's not a sactifice, that's fucking pest control.
00:53 < mkillebrew> the gods will judge you harshly for that attempt at appeasement
00:54 < admiralspark> mkillebrew: wait, shit, chickens don't meet quota anymore??
00:54 < admiralspark> aughhhhhhh
00:54 < mkillebrew> not for DNS servers they don't
00:54 < mkillebrew> core infrastructure demands you give up more value
00:54 < admiralspark> guess who's regretting salary now that he has to go BACK and sacrifice a goat now
00:54 < admiralspark> oh, a lamb no less
00:55 < mkillebrew> goats are dickheads, nobody cares if you murder one of those to death
00:55 < admiralspark> end user: "Could we just use a pinata? It looks like a lamb and if you hit it with a baseball bat it explodes!"
00:55 < mkillebrew> lambs are fat-tailed cuties
01:05 < catbeard> xamithan: Route53 is hear is nice
01:08 < mkillebrew> route53 is stable if nothing else
01:08 < mkillebrew> and you can do geolocation based responses
01:08 < catbeard> my question is why is La Grenouille's hot daughter not in NCIS wikia
01:09 < mkillebrew> which is great if you use availability zones in different countries
01:09 < catbeard> and how did he score LG@GMAIL.COM
01:09 < czarbomba> "and catbeard" neck frizz grew three sizes that day" <catbeard> my question is why is La Grenouille's hot daughter not in NCIS wikia
01:09 < czarbomba> s/catbeard\"/catbeard\'s
01:09 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: ""and catbeard\'s neck frizz grew three sizes that day" <catbeard> my question is why is La Grenouille's hot daughter not in NCIS wikia"
01:09 <+TuxedoJack> I'm fucking tired of the "tier 2 helpdesk" people not picking shit up
01:10 < czarbomba> meh
01:10 <+TuxedoJack> There's zero reason to walk in at 5 PM and see a queue of 15 fucking tickets
01:10 < catbeard> TuxedoJack: stop sending it to them then
01:10 <+TuxedoJack> Because those lazy shits don't do their jobs
01:10 < czarbomba> i'm convinced comcast doesn't even employ a "tier 2" any more
01:10 < mkillebrew> s/z/0
01:10 <+layer-eight> TuxedoJack meant: "Because those la0y shits don't do their jobs"
01:10 < sedition> implying helpdesk are people
01:10 < mkillebrew> s/.*/foo
01:10 <+layer-eight> sedition meant: "foofoo"
01:10 <+TuxedoJack> catbeard: they don't pick up what comes into the fucking queue from the SMTP connector
01:10 < mkillebrew> hm
01:10 < catbeard> then stop sending them and see who gets fired
01:10 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: I see the war with helpdesk is still ongoing
01:11 < czarbomba> s/still/forever
01:11 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "TuxedoJack: I see the war with helpdesk is forever ongoing"
01:12 < admiralspark> Truth czarbomba. A lot of sysadmins do the "when I worked helldesk it was easy, they're lazy shits for not doing work!" when they don't remember what it's like to do twenty quckbooks reinstalls while juggling phonecalls nonstop and fighting a yes-man helpdesk supervisor who gladly tosses them under the bus
01:12 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: I'm doing sysadmin work PLUS 30+ tickets a day
01:12 <+TuxedoJack> The lazy twats can fucking keep up
01:12 < catbeard> TuxedoJack: same, PLUS eng PLUS dev PLUS sales
01:13 < admiralspark> Helpdesk is there to help alleviate our workload so we can do projects, but if we don't give them the tools to do it efficiently that's foo foo on us.
01:13 < czarbomba> C-RACK THAT WHIP
01:13 <+TuxedoJack> They have the fucking tools
01:13 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: I'm sure, but how much of that is repeat tickets?
01:13 < catbeard> they are fucking tools
01:13 <+TuxedoJack> The issue is that not a goddamn one of them can do more than one thing at once
01:13 <+TuxedoJack> Including picking up and responding to tickets
01:13 < catbeard> TuxedoJack: that of course compromises quality
01:13 < czarbomba> and butthole-picking always takes precedence over tickets
01:13 <+TuxedoJack> How fucking hard is it to pick something up, respond, pick up another one, respond, go back to the first, lather, rinse, repeat
01:13 < catbeard> when you start doing more than 1 thing at once that becomes multitasking, instead of having a system meant for multi-queueing
01:13 <+TuxedoJack> It's not a fucking hard concepty
01:14 < catbeard> support always takes priority
01:14 < catbeard> i just loop through support tickets i have open, if i don't, new tab, add to back of queue
01:14 <+TuxedoJack> DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
01:14 <+TuxedoJack> That's common sense!
01:14 <+TuxedoJack> These fuckers piss around on the fucking web
01:15 <+TuxedoJack> They don't even use a second tab to look at the unassigned queue
01:15 <+TuxedoJack> They just watch their own
01:15 < catbeard> I NEED THIS DONE NOW! *le adds to middle of queue*
01:15 < admiralspark> they shouldn't need to. Multitasking leads to mistakes. You are not a "better sysadmin" because you can multitask, you likely are just Brent from the phoenix project--overutilized and fighting fires
01:15 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: then build an auto-assigning tool
01:15 < czarbomba> s/are not/are absolutely
01:15 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "they shouldn't need to. Multitasking leads to mistakes. You are absolutely a "better sysadmin" because you can multitask, you likely are just Brent from the phoenix project--overutilized and fighting fires"
01:15 < catbeard> or auto assign to group if not responded to
01:15 < admiralspark> enforce the 10-ticket rule
01:15 < catbeard> "hey guys, he doesn't know how to use the 3 tickets"
01:16 < czarbomba> catbeard++
01:16 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: I'm not going to argue about that. When there's 28 helldesk techs to watch 700-ish clients, and 120 open tickets at a time, they can fucking multitask
01:16 <+TuxedoJack> It's not fucking hard
01:16 < Casteil> my stomach has been making a comical amount of gurgling noises since I ate over an hour ago
01:16 < mkillebrew> s/*/foo/
01:16 < czarbomba> did you eat something made by the bad hombres?
01:16 < mkillebrew> s/[a-z]/foo/
01:16 < admiralspark> czarbomba: no, though. I don't mean "I'm watching an email restore while I build an nginx config". I mean "I'm talking to the CEO about how his porn site doesn't work while reloading SQL from a restore while purging a redundant sql instance from a single server OH SHIT I DELETED PROD"
01:16 <+layer-eight> czarbomba meant: "foofoofoo foofoofoo foofoofoo foofoofoofoofoofoofoofoofoo foofoofoofoo foofoo foofoofoo foofoofoo foofoofoofoofoofoofoo?"
01:17 < mkillebrew> s/^/foo/
01:17 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "fooczarbomba: no, though. I don't mean "I'm watching an email restore while I build an nginx config". I mean "I'm talking to the CEO about how his porn site doesn't work while reloading SQL from a restore while purging a redundant sql instance from a single server OH SHIT I DELETED PROD""
01:17 < mkillebrew> hm
01:17 < catbeard> oh what, police chief from Continuum on NCIS
01:17 < Casteil> it's not discomfort... it's just... very active digestion :P
01:17 < catbeard> S4:E17
01:17 < czarbomba> that comment might turn out to be famous last words in an hour or two
01:17 < admiralspark> mkillebrew: lol, it broke?
01:17 < catbeard> also, Armand Assente
01:17 < catbeard> Assante
01:18 < czarbomba> season 4 of ncis? most of this channel probably wasn't born when that season aired
01:18 <+TuxedoJack> Let's see... today... 405 tickets came in so far. Of those, I've pulled down 27, the helldesk manager did 21 (when he's supposed to be doing 0), and the next closest are 26/21/17/14/14/14/13/12/12.
01:18 < mkillebrew> s/^/\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08s\/foo\/bar\//
01:18 <+layer-eight> TuxedoJack meant: "\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08s\Let's see... today... 405 tickets came in so far. Of those, I've pulled down 27, the helldesk manager did 21 (when he's supposed to be doing 0), and the next closest are 26/21/17/14/14/14/13/12/12."
01:18 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: You should ask your supervisor to sit on the helpdesk doing their tickets on a Monday and Tuesday, all day. Then come back here and we can talk.
01:18 < catbeard> ikr
01:18 < mkillebrew> aw
01:18 <+TuxedoJack> The 26 is because a tier 2 decided to make individual tickets for a mass CSV import of e-mail creations
01:18 < czarbomba> inb4 mkillebrew gets the bot devoiced
01:18 < catbeard> mkillebrew: try \\x
01:18 < sedition> wat
01:18 < mkillebrew> yeah
01:18 < catbeard> or /e
01:18 < catbeard> :)
01:19 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: you guys need a round robin queue sounds like?
01:19 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: i report to the owner of the company directly now
01:19 <+TuxedoJack> I'm seriously considering it
01:19 < catbeard> TuxedoJack: President's Pet
01:19 <+TuxedoJack> Because fuck these lazy shits
01:19 < catbeard> they're probably trying to make you look bad
01:19 < admiralspark> If it's so bad, why don't you leave?
01:19 < catbeard> because they jelly
01:19 <+TuxedoJack> By the time I leave at 9:30 tonight, I'll be at 40
01:19 < mkillebrew> s/^/\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08s\/foo\/bar\//e
01:19 <+layer-eight> TuxedoJack meant: "\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08s\By the time I leave at 9:30 tonight, I'll be at 40"
01:19 < catbeard> and stuck on tickets
01:20 < catbeard> haha
01:20 < catbeard> careful killdash9 doesn't catch ya
01:20 <+TuxedoJack> And over the past week, not a goddamn person even came close to 16 a day, as things call for
01:20 < voidstar> $100 to pull files off of a hdd to a usb drive? yes please
01:20 < admiralspark> again, TuxedoJack if it's that bad and it's really a culture and process issue, why not go somewhere else?
01:20 < catbeard> s/^/\\n/
01:20 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "\nagain, TuxedoJack if it's that bad and it's really a culture and process issue, why not go somewhere else?"
01:20 < catbeard> dang
01:20 < voidstar> sudo rsync -rzhP . /mnt/usb
01:20 < catbeard> s/^/\\001/
01:20 <+layer-eight> voidstar meant: "\001sudo rsync -rzhP . /mnt/usb"
01:20 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: because I'm working on getting shit improved, and I'm going to be automating these fuckers out of jobs soon for the most part
01:21 < sedition> hacker detected
01:21 < voidstar> lol
01:21 <+TuxedoJack> The hardware tech is going to be gone
01:21 < admiralspark> Well, there you go.
01:21 <+TuxedoJack> I'm making it so field services can reimage / rebuild
01:21 < mkillebrew> s/^/\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08\\x08s\/foo\/bar\//
01:21 < admiralspark> WDS/MDT?
01:21 <+layer-eight> TuxedoJack meant: "\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08\x08s\I'm making it so field services can reimage / rebuild"
01:21 <+TuxedoJack> The helldesk is going to either shape up or be fired
01:21 < mkillebrew> balls
01:21 < admiralspark> are you going to own that server?
01:21 < mkillebrew> I'll ahve to dick with it later
01:21 < admiralspark> or will they get professtional training on how to use it?
01:21 <+TuxedoJack> admiralspark: I already do, i just don't have time to work on it because of these lazy fucks
01:21 <+TuxedoJack> Last major update to it was 8 months ago
01:22 < admiralspark> we have that issue here, the guy who's building our MDT/WDS server isn't ready to be doing stuff like that but I just remind myself...it's not my job...and any issues go straight to him.
01:22 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: sounds like YOU are overutilized and YOU need to make time to automate them.
01:22 < admiralspark> Customers understand when it gets busy as long as you communicate
01:23 < mkillebrew> catbeard: they already whined about it once when I was messing with \w
01:23 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: https://xkcd.com/1205/
01:23 < czarbomba> s/them/helldesk out of a job
01:23 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "TuxedoJack: sounds like YOU are overutilized and YOU need to make time to automate helldesk out of a job."
01:23 < admiralspark> I did mean that thanks
01:26 < czarbomba> i love that xkcd
01:26 < admiralspark> it's on my wall
01:26 < admiralspark> I use it all the time for project justification
01:28 < czarbomba> tonight is expected to be the last night of 2018 when it drops down into the 50s here
01:28 < admiralspark> TuxedoJack: use that XKCD to justify it to your boss too. They're all about that stuff, saving time = saving money
01:28 < mkillebrew> s/^/foo[\b]bar/g
01:28 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "foo[\b]barTuxedoJack: use that XKCD to justify it to your boss too. They're all about that stuff, saving time = saving money"
01:29 < admiralspark> mkillebrew: I think you're just broken now
01:29 < mkillebrew> s/^/foo\bbar/g
01:29 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "foo\bbarmkillebrew: I think you're just broken now"
01:29 < mkillebrew> nah
01:29 < czarbomba> not broken. just failing miserably at regex
01:29 < admiralspark> s/nah/omg guys plz fix me
01:29 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "omg guys plz fix me"
01:29 < admiralspark> hmm
01:30 < admiralspark> wonder if layer-eight is storing this in a db of some sort
01:30 < mkillebrew> s/^/foo\u0008bar/g
01:30 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "foo\u0008barwonder if layer-eight is storing this in a db of some sort"
01:30 < mkillebrew> s/^/foo\\u0008bar/g
01:30 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "foo\u0008barfoo\u0008barwonder if layer-eight is storing this in a db of some sort"
01:30 < xamithan> Yay DNS works!
01:30 < mkillebrew> yay
01:31 < admiralspark> yayyy
01:31 < mkillebrew> s/^/foo\\\u0008bar/g
01:31 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "foo\\u0008baryayyy"
01:31 < mkillebrew> huh, weird
01:31 < mkillebrew> why did ^ match twice
01:32 < mkillebrew> oh it corrected the correction and stripped the $nick meant?
01:32 < admiralspark> maybe?
01:32 < admiralspark> hmmm
01:32 < admiralspark> s/^/foobar
01:32 < mkillebrew> then getting it to render a backspace may do me no good
01:33 < admiralspark> I like how ChanServ banned our botty boi
01:33 < mkillebrew> not chanserv, an op here that didn't want to show themselves
01:34 < mkillebrew> 33 people on the list that can do that
01:34 < czarbomba> i suspect bot abuse would become much rarer if the ops would just, you know, punish the assholes doing the abusing
01:35 < mkillebrew> only a few of them have been idle for a short time
01:35 < mkillebrew> I blame MillerBOSS
01:35 < czarbomba> but that would require an IQ over room temperature
01:35 < admiralspark> and czarbomba was banned that day. RIP czarbomba
01:35 < mkillebrew> I'm not abusing it, I was interrogating it
01:35 < czarbomba> shrug. truth hurts.
01:35 < mkillebrew> where's your sense of curiosity
01:36 < admiralspark> in a private chatr
01:36 < admiralspark> s/chatr/chat
01:36 < mkillebrew> it won't respond to me in private
01:36 < admiralspark> oh right
01:36 < czarbomba> it was satiated on day one when ever other rollicking asshole tried exploiting the input validation, failed miserably, and got the bot devoiced
01:36 < czarbomba> how do you think i predicted this outcome 20 minutes ago?
01:36 < czarbomba> +y
01:36 < admiralspark> :)
01:43 <+MillerBOSS> What?
01:43 < mkillebrew> what?
01:44 <+MillerBOSS> What?!
01:44 < mkillebrew> I did nothing, it's all lies.
01:44 <+MillerBOSS> what
01:44 < mkillebrew> right?
01:44 <+MillerBOSS> what?
01:44 < m4221> DomLS3: thank you for your help
01:44 < mkillebrew> post lewds.
01:45 < AustinS> :|
01:45 <+MillerBOSS> Sup AustinS
01:45 < AustinS> i see you MillerBOSS!
01:45 <+MillerBOSS> Ha ha
01:45 < sedition> 0_0
01:46 < AustinS> but not much, staying the night to catch up on.. everything :)  you?
01:46 <+MillerBOSS> Like an all nighter? What are you making? Me, doing random things and pissing mkillebrew off
01:46 <+MillerBOSS> ;)
01:47 < AustinS> hopefully not an all nighter but.. a majority-nighter :P and nothing exciting, at least not tonight..
01:47 < AustinS> all my projects are kinda on the side when I get time.. dealing with a bunch of other stuff that I'm covering for / somehow got put on me
01:47 < mkillebrew> I don't know if you can piss off mkosmo
01:47 < mkillebrew> *piss off mkillebrew
01:48 < mkillebrew> fucking autocomplete isn't build to anticipate people speaking in the third person
01:48 < AustinS> lol
01:49 <+MillerBOSS> Like making new things? I wonder what you would make. AustinS
01:49 < sedition> honk
01:50 <+MillerBOSS> Y tonk
01:50 < sedition> rude
01:50 < AustinS> well my original role/my baby (project) was internal systems to manage all our video workflows and syndication
01:50 < sedition> do you want to fight
01:50 < mkillebrew> I'll fight you
01:51 < AustinS> but then build stuff to make ops stuff easier.. and now just wherever I am needed which is everyhwhere i feel like.. I'm slowly dying :)
01:51 < mkillebrew> with a pool noodle
01:51 <+MillerBOSS> There isn't a system in place to do that now? Like off the shelf?
01:51 < sedition> like chef
01:52 <+MillerBOSS> No I mean for video workflows and syndication
01:52 < AustinS> for video stuff? i mean theres plenty, but this was over the last several years.  there wasn't one in particular that did everythign we needed from all aspects of the company
01:52 < sedition> i'll syndicate your workflows
01:52 < sedition> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
01:52 < AustinS> o sedition ;o  should change name to seduction
01:53 < sedition> verily
01:53 < AustinS> but yeah I definitely over-simplified what it does :P
01:54 < DrGibby|> got a new fancy Nest Temperature Sensor	today
01:54 < m4221> DrGibby|: fuck you
01:55  * m4221 fucks DrGibby| 
01:55 < DrGibby|> k
02:00 < m4221> DrGibby|: did you ddos us today?
02:00 <+TuxedoJack> Anyone who says "call as soon as you can" gets shunted to the end of the queue
02:00 < DrGibby|> m4221: yes
02:00 <+TuxedoJack> And if I'm feeling generous, remote-BSOD'd
02:00 < m4221> DrGibby|: asshole
02:00 < DrGibby|> :)
02:00 < m4221> I had to explain to my boss what irc is
02:01 < voidstar> eek
02:01 < xamithan> relay chat,  it is like facebook!
02:01 < m4221> s/face/fuck
02:01 <+layer-eight> xamithan meant: "relay chat,  it is like fuckbook!"
02:01 < voidstar> s/fuck/facefuck
02:01 <+layer-eight> xamithan meant: "relay chat,  it is like facefuckbook!"
02:02 < AustinS> s/./e
02:02 <+layer-eight> xamithan meant: "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
02:02 < m4221> .bofh
02:02 <+layer-eight> m4221, BOFH says: It must have been the lightning storm we had, yesterdy, last week, last month
02:04 < FuuckFACE> what did you call me
02:06 < voidstar> you heard me
02:09 < xamithan> There goes matrix gateway
02:09 < sedition> lol quality shell provider
02:11 < Gencade> fuck you DrGibby|
02:11 < rpifan> yea its happening on snoonet too
02:21 < DrGibby|> eat a bag of dicks, Gencade
02:21 <+MillerBOSS> I'll pay to see that
02:21 < DrGibby|> me too
02:21 < mkillebrew> a whole bag?
02:22 < DrGibby|> the entire bag
02:22 < DrGibby|> and is a big bag
02:22 <+MillerBOSS> Plus the bag
02:23 < Gencade> <3 DrGibby|
02:23 < DrGibby|> <3 Gencade
02:23 < xamithan> There was someone on secret santa that was sending out bag of dicks
02:24 < czarbomba> it'll only cost you $10, millerboss https://bagofdicks.com/
02:24 <+MillerBOSS> To watch some one eat the whole bag?
02:24 < czarbomba> to make it possible
02:24 < xamithan> https://dicksbymail.com/  has a chococlate dick
02:24 < czarbomba> you came with that information entirely too quickly, kenrin
02:25 < xamithan> I've uh..  seen it before
02:25 < DrGibby|> uh huh
02:25 < DrGibby|> 'seen'
02:25 < mkillebrew> I'd eat it if it were Dove chocolate or something
02:26 < mkillebrew> maybe I'll make my own
02:26 < DrGibby|> ooooooookay
02:26 < xamithan> Bonus points if you use your johnson to make the mold
02:26 < mkillebrew> no, I want a big one
02:27 < DrGibby|> 🤔
02:27 < DrGibby|> interview tomorrow
02:27 < DrGibby|> pretty stoked
02:29 < sedition> honk
02:29 < sedition> gl DrGibby|
02:29 < DrGibby|> danke danke
02:30 <+MillerBOSS> I should have been a cowboy
02:30 < DrGibby|> whys that?
02:30 < sedition> im a cat ir
02:30 < sedition> l
02:30 <@cryptic1> this convo is eye cancer
02:30 < DrGibby|> hi cryptic1
02:30 < DrGibby|> get back to work
02:31  * MillerBOSS is listening to Toby Keith — Should've Been a Cowboy, from the album Toby Keith
02:31 <@cryptic1> D:
02:31 < DrGibby|> turn that frown upside down
02:31 < sedition> cryptic1: what kind
02:31 <@cryptic1> :D
02:31 < DrGibby|> :D
02:33 <+MillerBOSS> Gwen looks younger, plastic surgery? https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-19-32-26-Dm.png
02:33 < DrGibby|> thats not a sex doll?
02:33 <+MillerBOSS> lol
02:33 < DrGibby|> kidding aside
02:34 < DrGibby|> she looks fantastic
02:34 <+MillerBOSS> Yup
02:35 < DrGibby|> also, I digging the random subdomains, MillerBOSS
02:35 <+MillerBOSS> ACM Awards
02:35 < DrGibby|> yeah, watched them last night
02:36 < DrGibby|> well... kinda watched them while I watched some Ermey(sp?) bloopers before switching over to Silicon Valley
02:36 <+MillerBOSS> When I see Reba I think Tremors
02:37 < DrGibby|> heh
02:37 < DrGibby|> fuck yeah
02:41 <+MillerBOSS> Left https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/images/file/40359/gwen-stefani-plastic-surgery.jpg is who I remember. No Doubt days
02:42 < mal_will> Copying my old pixel to the new one feels mean
02:42 < mal_will> the new one is connected to the old one, just leaching its soul out
02:42 < DrGibby|> I did that with my N6->Pixel
02:42 < mal_will> with the cables and everything?
02:43 < DrGibby|> yup
02:44 < mal_will> It feels cruel
02:44 < mal_will> but my old one overheated andf died just copying so.
02:44 < mal_will> sorry girl, bye
02:45 < czarbomba> the "inbox" view of gmail does have its merits
02:45  * czarbomba considers a test drive
02:46 < DrGibby|> more missile blowing up syria tonight
02:47 < czarbomba> so congress is just gonna let a 17 year old AUMF ride for anybody "in brown"
02:47 < czarbomba> fucking losers
02:47  * DrGibby| pew pews
02:47 < czarbomba> may as well repeal the war powers act at this rate
02:47 < DrGibby|> this were Israeli missiles
02:47 < DrGibby|> s/this/these
02:47 <+layer-eight> DrGibby| meant: "these were Israeli missiles"
02:48 < czarbomba> oh shit, the "west" is piling the fuck on now huh
02:48 < DrGibby|> yup
02:48 < czarbomba> oh well, when abrahamism seems an opportunity for holy war, it ain't gonna miss out
02:48 < czarbomba> funny, bibi's under just as much legal trouble
02:49 < czarbomba> and he's firing off missiles in an undeclared war, too
02:49 < czarbomba> i'm starting to notice a pattern
02:52 < mkillebrew> you're a pattern.
02:55 < mkillebrew> s/.*/\U/
02:55 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "\U\U"
02:55 < mkillebrew> ugh
02:58 < mkillebrew> s/^(([a-z])+.)+[A-Z]([a-z])+$/f/
03:06 < enix> I have been given two days to plan out four one-hour training sessions
03:07 < enix> layer-eight: that didnt even make sense
03:07 < enix> But last weekend I was literally thinking about leaving... i think i might actually do it without having anything to go to
03:08 <+MillerBOSS> Someone has poisoned the water hole
03:10  * onicrom yawwwwwns
03:10 < DrGibby|> THERE IS A SNAKE IN MUH BEWT
03:11 < sedition> same
03:14 <+MillerBOSS> Reach for the skyyy
03:16 < DrGibby|> MillerBOSS++
03:17 <+MillerBOSS> Another rabbit hole. Apparently Tom says in the movie boots but the pull string doll says boot.
03:18 <+MillerBOSS> Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMuBSkVuzE&feature=youtu.be pull string doll https://youtu.be/l84atnD8ECI?t=230
03:18 <+layer-eight> YouTube There's a snake in my boot! by 2009-10-07T21:13:55.000Z (duration: 5s) on Thu Oct 08 04:13:55 UTC 2009, 2009-10-07T21:13:55.000Z views
03:19 < DrGibby|> MAJOR PLOT HOLE
03:19 < DrGibby|> NEED TO REMASTER THE ENTIRE MOVIE
03:20 <+MillerBOSS> https://youtu.be/6Fe-_mW_hW4?t=169
03:20 <+layer-eight> YouTube SHOCKING MANDELA EFFECT: TOY STORY "PROOF VHS TAPE" THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOTS OR BOOT (MUST WATCH) by 2018-01-24T04:30:17.000Z (duration: 7:25) on Wed Jan 24 11:30:17 UTC 2018, 2018-01-24T04:30:17.000Z views
03:20 <+MillerBOSS> >SHOCKING!!
03:23 <+MillerBOSS> Any time I hear Tom Hanks laugh I think of Money Pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2rVcxkbIQc
03:23 <+layer-eight> YouTube Tom Hanks - Laughing - The Money Pit by 2014-01-03T10:03:24.000Z (duration: 39s) on Fri Jan 03 17:03:24 UTC 2014, 2014-01-03T10:03:24.000Z views
03:30 < DrGibby|> [SPOILERS] https://www.reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/8cnvw8/roster_for_ww3_unveiled_2018/
03:31 <+MillerBOSS> Blah
03:32 < DrGibby|> ITS FUNNY MILLERBOSS
03:32 < DrGibby|> DONT BLAH IT
03:33 <+MillerBOSS> CNN at the bottom right makes it blah. Their hosts are all from la la land
03:33 < DrGibby|> yes
03:33 < DrGibby|> but
03:33 < DrGibby|> ignoring that
03:33 < DrGibby|> its funny
03:33 <+MillerBOSS> BUT ITS FUNNY MillerBOSS
03:33 < DrGibby|> exactly!
03:55 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah
03:55 <+MillerBOSS> OK
03:55 <+MillerBOSS> WHAT
03:55 < DrGibby|> YEAH!
04:00 <+MillerBOSS> Why is it so boring right now what the fuck
04:00 < xamithan> Because you aren't drunk
04:00 <+MillerBOSS> Thats it?
04:01 <+MillerBOSS> I don't believe you
04:01 < xamithan> Yes
04:01 <+NinjaStyle> new phone who dis
04:01 <+MillerBOSS> Who goes out on Monday's?
04:02 < DrGibby|> no one
04:02 < DrGibby|> we stay in and get hammered
04:02 < xamithan> ^
04:03 <+MillerBOSS> Owe, my eye
04:03 < DrGibby|> dont pour your beer in your eye, ya dummy
04:03 < czarbomba> s/Owe,/Doctor
04:03 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Doctor my eye"
04:03 < xamithan> Wear those plastic protective glasses
04:04 < sideup66> Took the plunge
04:04 < sideup66> Switched to tmobile
04:04 < xamithan> How is it sideup66 ?
04:05 < xamithan> I'd switch if they had coverage
04:05 < sideup66> So far not bad, they have wifi calling too xamithan, so if your house is in a deadspot it'll use that
04:05 < sideup66> Something Verizon didn't let me use
04:06 < xamithan> I got too many deadspots.  I'm on Fi
04:06 <+NinjaStyle> ughhhh
04:06 <+NinjaStyle> setting up new phone ftl
04:07 <@JollyRgrs> i have wireless calling on vzw
04:07 <@JollyRgrs> only problem is, it doesn't cut over soon enough sometimes
04:07 <@JollyRgrs> can't make outgoing call, but it won't go to wifi
04:08 <+NinjaStyle> ughhhh how to set up oulook with ping identity
04:09 < sideup66> JollyRgrs: yeah newer phones got it, I wasn't allowed because I wasn't an official Verizon offered phone basically
04:09 < sideup66> Igotta play with bingeon
04:10 < sideup66> See the difference in streaming (found fast.com gives you a good idea)
04:11 <+NinjaStyle> nvm, user error
04:13 < SleePy> Love SharePoint.  "The task is 100.04% complete"
04:13 < sedition> who was phone
04:15 < sideup66> Also, JollyRgrs I noticed signal is stronger
04:15 < sideup66> Tmo is full bars right now, Verizon wasn't, not that they were having issuss
04:15 < sideup66> Just yeah, I think their Network is old and kinda rotting a little
04:16 < xamithan> I'm hoping 5G will solve all that for all carriers
04:21 < xe0n> full bar boner
04:23 < technonerd> like isp do anything good in america
04:23 < technonerd> im going to start a ford only highway
04:25 < rpifan> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8cmdyi/recruiter_offered_me_a_job_as_packaging_manager/
04:25 < rpifan> comments are gold
04:27 < xamithan> That one a few down sounds like me: "Guess i must be the one who has your old job because I hate my job, my life, my industry and everyone in it and cannot wait for the human race to go extinct."
04:30 < rpifan> i hate tech
04:30 < rpifan> but
04:30 < rpifan> im just using it to make money
04:30 < rpifan> so i can learn other skills
04:30 < rpifan> and be a dj or something
04:30 < McDonaldsWiFi> I've always wanted to be a traveling spoon merchant
04:30 < xamithan> I Just hate that 90% of the jobs I see are contracts or don't exist
04:30 < rpifan> that might also explain why m y new job comes with a keg of beer in the afternoon
04:30 < rpifan> id love contract work
04:30 < rpifan> love that shit
04:30 < rpifan> get in do ur crap
04:30 < rpifan> go home and dont go back ever
04:31 < Gencade> fuck you DrGibby|
04:31 < Gencade> .bofh
04:31 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: Windows 95 undocumented "feature"
04:31 <+NinjaStyle> the pixel 2 is pretty nice
04:31 <+NinjaStyle> the camera looks great
04:35 <+NinjaStyle> .bofh
04:35 <+layer-eight> NinjaStyle, BOFH says: The salesman drove over the CPU board.
04:35 < DrGibby|> hey Gencade
04:35 < DrGibby|> I hope you have a great day tomorrow.
04:35 < DrGibby|> and someone throw acid in your face
04:35 < DrGibby|> you stupid fucking piece of shit <3
04:35 < precise> ,bang
04:36 < Gencade> Thanks babe DrGibby|
04:36 < DrGibby|> no problem, buddy
04:36 <+NinjaStyle> savage
04:36 < DrGibby|> but, in all seriousness, I hope you have a good day tomorrow
04:36 <+NinjaStyle> fred savage
04:37 < DrGibby|> ur savage
04:38 < rpifan> ben savage
04:39 <+NinjaStyle> im gonna go chip golf balls in my house
04:40 < rpifan> whats that
04:40 < xamithan> You never seen a golf ball ?
04:41 < xamithan> It is kind of like a tennis ball but smaller and harder,  people make a game to hit them in holes.  Who knows why
04:42 < rpifan> nop
04:44 < Gencade> The new breaking benjamin album came out
04:44 < Gencade> in case anyone is interested
04:44 < Gencade> called ember
04:45 <+NinjaStyle> breaking benjiman sounds like the name of a gay porn
04:45 < DrGibby|> no one is interested
04:45 < xamithan> About time,  they been busting that red cold river song over and over for months
04:46 < Gencade> xamithan, yeah I'm listening to it now, it's pretty good
04:46 < Gencade> favorite so far is Close Your Eyes
04:52 < precise> NinjaStyle: lol
04:52 < precise> DrGibby|: fuck u
04:53  * m4221 fucks precise 
04:53 < precise> sssssssssssssssssssss
04:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> precise:
04:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> precise: do you know what is about to happen
04:55 < precise> wat
04:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> precise: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04:55 < m4221> McDonaldsWiFi: sysadmin orgy?
04:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> ECKS DEE
04:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> m4221: uhhhhhhh
04:55 < precise> cryptic1: pls to +o
04:55 < precise> I need to take care of a... situation
04:56 < m4221> precise: fuck yo7
04:56 < mkillebrew> by telling their moms what they say on the internet and getting them grounded?
04:56 < m4221> precise: fuck you haha
04:56 < precise> ...
04:56 < precise> cryptic1 ... I need to quarantine this before it gets out of hand
04:57 < m4221> precise started it
04:57 < precise> And I'm finishing it
04:58 < Gencade> did someone say orgy
04:59 < m4221> Gencade: precise did
04:59 < Gencade> hot
04:59 < precise> m4221: I'm going to wear your skin...
05:00 < m4221> precise: you creep
05:01 < precise> m4221: But you asked me to...
05:02 <@cryptic1> precise, you called?
05:02 < precise> I need op
05:03 < Gencade> called you to sucka my dicka
05:03 < Gencade> cryptic1,
05:03 < Gencade> monkaS
05:03 < sideup66> sup
05:03 <@precise> lol
05:03 < sideup66> McDonaldsWiFi: sup
05:03 < Gencade> what have you done cryptic1
05:03 < sideup66> so CheckYourSix_ my chase card came in today :D
05:03 <@precise> McDonaldsWiFi: r u here?
05:03 < m4221> cryptic1: halp
05:04 < precise> lol
05:04 <@cryptic1> m4221, ehe
05:04 < m4221> cryptic1: precise sexually harassed me
05:04 < precise> something something giveth taketh
05:04 < precise> I only said I was gonna wear ur skin
05:04 < precise> It's not harassment if ur dead
05:04 < m4221> precise: much like nazis in ww2?  You disgust me!
05:04 < precise> is true
05:04 < precise> am nazi
05:05 < precise> Legend says, one who is opped in #r-s is by default, a Nazi
05:05 < DrGibby|> cryptic1: can we pls ban nazis here?
05:05 <@cryptic1> yes
05:05 <+MillerBOSS> PLEASE
05:05 < DrGibby|> pls DTN
05:05 < DrGibby|> oh
05:05 < DrGibby|> nvm
05:05 < Gencade> DrGibby|, we haven't seen kenrin in a while
05:06 < precise> lmao
05:06 < Gencade> any other nazis?
05:06 < Gencade> .seen kenrin
05:06 <+layer-eight> kenrin was kicked from #reddit-sysadmin 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours 55 seconds ago. Reason: at the request of #reddit-sysadmin
05:06 < precise> shenanigans
05:06 < Gencade> cryptic1, careful you might break your food
05:06 < precise> shenanigans I say
05:06 < Gencade> s/food/foot
05:06 <+layer-eight> Gencade meant: "cryptic1, careful you might break your foot"
05:06 <+MillerBOSS> Ban not kick cryptic1. Learn to be a mod
05:06 <+MillerBOSS> Kick to discord
05:06 <+MillerBOSS> Kick to discord
05:07 < sideup66> wew
05:07 < sideup66> that is fun lads
05:07 < precise> It was
05:07 <+CheckYourSix> Casteil: Did you get the link? I've been gone all day
05:08 < precise> CheckYourSix: You figure out those cameras?
05:08 <+CheckYourSix> precise: Haven't thought much about it. Been stupid busy all day. Just got home. Gonna definitely look into those Wyze cameras though. Hard to go wrong at $20
05:09 < precise> CheckYourSix: If you wanna become part of a Chinese botnet, a $20 cam will do it, FYI ;)
05:09 < DrGibby|> CheckYourSix: I have several, worth the $
05:09 <+CheckYourSix> precise: Not when you block all outbound traffic from it
05:10 < precise> Until you want to view remotely
05:10 <+CheckYourSix> precise: https://www.wyzecam.com/product/wyze-cam-v2/
05:10 < precise> Unless that's not in your scope
05:10 <+CheckYourSix> precise: That's what VPNs are for...
05:10 <+CheckYourSix> Right DrGibby| ?
05:10 < DrGibby|> also, precise, already tap their shit, nothing out of the ordinary
05:10 < precise> DrGibby|: ?
05:10 < DrGibby|> I have the v1
05:10 < DrGibby|> sure v2 is just as good
05:11 < DrGibby|> precise: they're IoT but not shitty?
05:11 < precise> I'm always warey of cheap IoT devices
05:11 < precise> They are a security nightmare
05:11 < precise> Especially if the firmware is non-upgradable
05:11 < DrGibby|> I TAP'd their shit to see wtf is going on and there isn't anything thats a red flag
05:11 < precise> Oh
05:11 < Gencade> you're a cheap IoT device precise
05:12 < Gencade> fuckboy
05:12  * precise smacks Gencade with an abnormally large trout
05:12 < precise> Red Shirt
05:12 < Gencade> actually I'm wearing yellow today
05:12 < DrGibby|> precise: they update like once a week. Its actually pretty impressive
05:12 < precise> Really?
05:12 < precise> Huh
05:12 < DrGibby|> seems like someone actually cares about shit there
05:12 < DrGibby|> yeah
05:13 < DrGibby|> interface is good, but the notification shit could be tuned
05:13 < DrGibby|> i expect that'll happen eventually
05:15 <+CheckYourSix> Jesus fuck I spend a lot more on gas now with this car
05:18 < sideup66> woohoo
05:18 < sideup66> now i have a cc with actual spending limit
05:18 < sideup66> onlyt thing is holy fuck the interest
05:18 <+CheckYourSix> Who gives a flying fuck what the interest is?
05:18 < sideup66> i know
05:18 <+CheckYourSix> Pay in full every month and you won't pay a penny
05:19 < sideup66> also
05:19 < sideup66> switched to tmo
05:19 <+CheckYourSix> If they told me my interest rate was going to be 1000% tomorrow I'd laugh and be like sounds good, still won't cost me a penny.
05:20 <+NinjaStyle> i carry a balance every now and then because work reimburses slowly
05:20 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle, same
05:20 < DrGibby|> I have nearly 3k carried over because of work, but they'll pay that plus interest back
05:21 <+NinjaStyle> i just carried by whole blackhat class for like 3 weeks
05:21 <+CheckYourSix> Fuck that. I'd pay it in full anyway just because I'm not paying interest on it because work is slow
05:21 <+NinjaStyle> which was like 5k
05:21 < DrGibby|> but 3k is chump change tbh
05:21 <+NinjaStyle> not for me
05:22 < DrGibby|> I had like 10ish for a month because of crazy shit
05:22 < DrGibby|> on top of the 30k on the corp card
05:23 < AustinS> oh god i just got a reimbursement from work finally too. it took 13 months :)
05:23 < AustinS> i started chipping off smaller items and making separate reports just to get the number down, because it was so high it required multiple approvals all the way up
05:23 < AustinS> so eventually it didn't.  smh
05:23 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: I'll be at just over 14 months when this reimbursement shows up from my last job. Luckily it's only $130
05:23 < DrGibby|> legally they're required to pay off everything in 30 days here thank god
05:24 <+NinjaStyle> i have a bunch of small shit to expense, i am being lazy about it
05:24 < AustinS> yea. i also gave them .. no hassle about it, probably why it went on so long
05:24 < AustinS> i nagged the CTO twice but i found out later that he was trying to approve it and it would just error/bug out, and finally it let him. so wasn't even their fault
05:24 < DrGibby|> also, I bought a ton of things two years ago for work and got to write it off
05:24 < AustinS> just shitty Concur lol
05:25 < sideup66> my phone bill now if tmo keeps their plan will be like 3 bucks a month
05:25 <+CheckYourSix> Concur is fucking phenomenal compared to anything else. Super easy for us.
05:25 <+NinjaStyle> that reminds me, i should definitely expense genymotion
05:25 <+NinjaStyle> that was like 136 bucks
05:25 < sideup66> its like 58/59, 50 a month with 10 gigs of data, threw on canada and mexico to make it go over 55 (work requires that to get reembursement
05:25 < sideup66> )
05:26 <+CheckYourSix> NinjaStyle: What's that?
05:26 <+CheckYourSix> sideup66: Nice
05:26 <+NinjaStyle> software license
05:26 <+NinjaStyle> its just an android emulator
05:26 < AustinS> no, Concur is nice, i agree. except when it didn't work. :P but i know it's way better compared to whatever we did before
05:27 < AustinS> i was going to get a company card since it makes sense with all the random shit i have to buy/expense, but I found out our company cards just ..
05:27 < AustinS> auto import into concur, but we still have to pay them/get reimbursed? lmao
05:27 < DrGibby|> it would be the best to bail on my current company rn
05:27 <+NinjaStyle> do it
05:28 < DrGibby|> I'm trying. hard.
05:28 <+NinjaStyle> we are almost always hiring if you get srs
05:28 < DrGibby|> I am
05:28 < DrGibby|> I know you sent me the link to a position previously
05:28 < DrGibby|> but I'd be happy to send my resume again
05:29 <+NinjaStyle> sure, let me know
05:29 <+NinjaStyle> so you know i can get your resume in but thats about as far as my influence is worth
05:29 <+NinjaStyle> even my boss tried to bring in a buddy and was noped
05:30 <+CheckYourSix> That sucks
05:30 <+NinjaStyle> its a hire by committee thing
05:30 < sideup66> no sysadmingoncraz
05:30 < sideup66> dammit
05:31 < sideup66> i wanna ask him how to toggle bingeon in tmo
05:32 <+CheckYourSix> I need to make more money
05:33 < nohusuro> CheckYourSix: don't we all
05:33 <+NinjaStyle> same
05:34 < nohusuro> found this fucking gorgeous house about 40 minutes out of the city, 730k. With my partner and my wages, we could get a loan to cover a bunch of it, and we have a huge deposit, but it'd leave us to survive on a pittence after repayments :S
05:34 <+NinjaStyle> thats very expensive
05:34 < Church-> Maybe not go for the almost $1mil house.
05:34 < Adagio> nohusuro: :(
05:34 < nohusuro> yeah NinjaStyle, but you should see it!
05:34 < Adagio> nohusuro: SFBA?
05:34 <+CheckYourSix> I need to increase my take-home pay by ~$45k/year and I'll be set
05:35 < nohusuro> https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-roleystone-128115154
05:35 < nohusuro> look at this shit
05:35 < mkillebrew> outsource your job without telling anyone, get a second one, do tyhe same
05:35 < nohusuro> I know it's expensive, but I'd rather buy an expensive house that I like than a cheap one I don't
05:35 < Adagio> nohusuro: damn, I wasn't even close.
05:35 < Adagio> nohusuro: fuck, that's nice
05:35 < nohusuro> right?!
05:35 < nohusuro> I'd almost consider being permanently broke to have it
05:35 <+CheckYourSix> nohusuro: Good god that is a nice place
05:35 < nohusuro> there's some weird design choices in the house
05:36 < nohusuro> but that can be changed
05:36 < nohusuro> for that price, it's a fracking bargain
05:36 <+NinjaStyle> nohusuro: its a beautiful house for sure
05:37 < nohusuro> I could own a cow!
05:37 < nohusuro> always wanted a cow, xD
05:37  * precise inserts a joke about someone's mother
05:40 < nohusuro> do you think you get hungry at certain times of the day because your body is used to eating at that time?
05:40 < nohusuro> sort of like pavlovs dog but for hunger?
05:41 <+NinjaStyle> i think so to an extent
05:41 <+NinjaStyle> i usually eat dinner at like 6-7 and then dont eat again until like noon the next day
05:45 < voidstar> nohusuro, also, because our bodies know when it needs calories to keep running
05:45 < voidstar> not really a pavlovian response since it doesn't stem from an outside stimulus
05:49 < voidstar> getting mad at your mom when she calls you out for dinner, and it isn't ready yet would be more akin to a pavlovian response
05:49 < sideup66> kk thats done
05:49 < sideup66> data saver and bingeon are off
05:49 < sideup66> and it streams hd without a problem, clocks around 60 megs a second too in tnetwork speed
05:49 < sideup66> i aint even mad
05:49 < cozyfraser> sup boiz
05:49 < precise> ay
05:50 < sideup66> notin
05:50 < sideup66> changed carriers around
05:50 < cozyfraser> Sounds fun
05:50 < precise> I just ditched T-Mobile today
05:50 < precise> woop
05:50 < cozyfraser> How many of you guys use Connectwise here?
05:50 < sideup66> precise: why
05:51 < precise> sideup66: Horrible cell and customer service.
05:51 < sideup66> i just went TO tmobile from verizon
05:51 < precise> I had my account suspended due to non-payment, 3 days into my tenure with them. I was not informed of such payment.
05:51 < sideup66> thanks for your 75 a month
05:51 < sideup66> heres your shitty speed
05:51 < precise> They continually did not follow up with me on an issue they said they were going to follow up on.
05:51 < sideup66> tmo - hey we got a promotion
05:52 < precise> sideup66: I've heard good things from people around the USA w/ TMo, but if your in Metro-Detroit, fuck dat
05:52 < sideup66> 50/mo - 10 gigs of data
05:52 < cozyfraser> Basically, I want to replace the excel asset database we've got with Snipe-IT, but my boss want's to know if we can create an asset database in ConnectWise using Configuration items.
05:52 < sideup66> their support seems typical of most big telcos
05:52 < cozyfraser> wants*
05:52 < precise> sideup66: It was the rep in store I was dealing with
05:52 < sideup66> precise: i wouldve stayed with verizon if they werent such dicks about throttling
05:53 < precise> sideup66: I've got a bone to pick with them about the whole Ajit Pai thing
05:53 < sideup66> verizon?
05:53 < precise> Refuse to use them
05:53 < precise> Yeah
05:53 < sideup66> yeah
05:53 < sideup66> they are literally the devil
05:53 < cozyfraser> Man, sure is good living in a country where my internet freedoms are protected
05:53 < cozyfraser> Not bragging or anything
05:54 < precise> yes u are
05:54 < precise> ;)
05:54 < sideup66> oh hey you bought the 75 dollar a month unlimited prepaid plan (which is sweet) and with work discounts its insanely cheap
05:54 < sideup66> but lol, enjoy streaming in 480p on our network
05:54 < precise> right?
05:54 <+CheckYourSix> cozyfraser: What country?
05:54 < sideup66> no way to turn that off
05:54 < cozyfraser> Although, this does affect me a little bit...
05:54 < cozyfraser> Australia
05:54 < sideup66> tmo does something similar precise with data maximizer and bingeon
05:54 <+CheckYourSix> cozyfraser: Don't you guys have pathetic internet that's like 20/1?
05:54 < sideup66> but unless i get near my data limit no reason to use them
05:54 < precise> I had to clarify with the TMo rep that I wanted 4G LTE when tethering. I read the fine print before I signed anything and it was going to be 3G
05:54 < sideup66> and its cool, they let you pick if you need it or not
05:54 < precise> She made a call to "someone" and made it happen
05:55 < cozyfraser> CheckYourSix: 100/40
05:55 < cozyfraser> Fiber direct to prem
05:55 < sideup66> precise: i want to see how the service is where i live
05:55 < precise> >fiber w/o symmetrical GB
05:55 < cozyfraser> get owned nerd bye bye back to the dumb dumb factory
05:55 < precise> bleh
05:55 < precise> wot
05:56 < enix> HAHAHA INTERNET FREEDOM
05:56 < cozyfraser> Going out to lunch to celebrate someones 21st today
05:56 < enix> IN AUSTRALIA
05:56 < enix> BAHAHAHA
05:56 < enix> bitch we're fucking China-in-the-making
05:56 < cozyfraser> You sound like you come from Melbourne
05:56 < cozyfraser> you know
05:57 < cozyfraser> cause you sound like a poof
05:57 < enix> Go grab me a file from TPB ... without using a proxy
05:57 < precise> AUSSIE FIGHT!
05:57 < precise> FITE FITE FITE
05:57 < cozyfraser> >using pirate bay
05:57 < cozyfraser> top jej
05:57 <+NinjaStyle> sent in gibbys resume
05:57 <+NinjaStyle> O:
05:57 < enix> That's federally mandated ISP level content filtering in action. Sound familiar?
05:58 < cozyfraser> But they're not *slowing* down our connection buggalugs
05:58 < precise> bruh
05:58 < enix> Are you kidding me?
05:58 < precise> Censorship is demonstrably worse than throttling
05:58 < enix> They've explicitly dropped FTTH because "australians don't need internet that fast"
05:58 < enix> Our national broadband plan is fucking ADSL
05:59 <+NinjaStyle> i like the AUS infosec scene
05:59 < enix> WHICH has SOMEHOW cost MORE than what was originally budgetted
05:59 < precise> somehow
05:59 < cozyfraser> You should see the nbn rollout map for my house in perth (I don't live there yet) it's literally maybe 50 meters from my house and then stops.
05:59 < cozyfraser> It'll get there though.
05:59 < cozyfraser> Give it time.
05:59 < enix> Not to mention leaked documents clearly showed that the Australian government never intended to provide a competitive bidding environments for the contract
06:00 < precise> enix: It sounds like Aussie internet aint too far off from America
06:00 < precise> In fact
06:00 < enix> precise: worst
06:00 < precise> It sounds like cozyfraser is full o shit
06:00 < cozyfraser> fuck off dickhead
06:00 < precise> lol no
06:00 < sideup66> woohoo
06:00 < sideup66> voicemail done
06:00 < sideup66> i think im done for now
06:00 < sideup66> but dear god that network speed is gorgey
06:00 < sideup66> oO
06:01 < enix> Focussing on NBN; it has consistently failed to deliver for businesses in Sydney
06:01 < enix> What makes you think W.A would be any better?
06:01 <+CheckYourSix> I have shit LTE signal at my apartment. It's enough to get like 5mbps regardless of carrier
06:01 < sideup66> dude
06:01 < cozyfraser> Politics is a cultural sewer regardless. But I think you can understand that pirated content is different than direct censorship.
06:01 < sideup66> what the shit tmo
06:01 < cozyfraser> Though I mean I pirate
06:01 < rpifan> u using the hot spot too
06:01 < cozyfraser> But I use a VPN
06:01 < sideup66> 75/80 mbps for netflix
06:02 < sideup66> over 4g
06:02 < rpifan> i just made my own vpn
06:02 < sideup66> what the shit
06:02 < cozyfraser> If you're not torrenting using a VPN you're silly.
06:02 < rpifan> with pritunnel
06:02 < sideup66> dude, those towers have gotta have fiber backplanes
06:02 < enix> cozyfraser: The legislation and technology is there. They have demonstrated that they CAN, and the fear is that it won't stop at TPB and child porn
06:02 < mkillebrew> what does the VPN endpoint think about your pirating?
06:02 < precise> enix: It's their ability.
06:02 < enix> Exactly
06:02 < mkillebrew> VPNs aren't magic
06:02 < precise> mkillebrew: ++
06:02 < enix> Now I know that someone out there is preventing me from accessing content
06:02 < cozyfraser> ExpressVPN, they don't give a shit and can't trace it back
06:03 < hug> Oh god this silly argument again.
06:03 < mkillebrew> "can't"
06:03 < enix> They are expressly blocking information, regardless of it's speculated purpose
06:03 < hug> VPNs aren't ISPs. They don't have to do the things that ISPs do.
06:03 < Disconsented> you're all wrong
06:03 < enix> cozyfraser: Oh so you use a VPN provider?
06:03 < precise> blah
06:03 < enix> Congrats, you lost the argument
06:03 < enix> who the fuck uses a provider
06:03 < enix> Build it yourself if you care about your security
06:03 < precise> VPNs just shift trust
06:03 < enix> exactly
06:03 < voidstar> then you have to trust your server provider
06:03 < voidstar> if you roll it yourself
06:03 < voidstar> gotta trust someone at some point
06:03 < enix> But if you can control the upstream ISP that's serving your VPN-host then you're doing better than paying $5/month to some random with a cool looking website/domain
06:04 <+mkosmo> an attempt at risk transference not understanding that theres little to no transfer in the first place
06:04 < mkillebrew> even linode cares when I torrent on that VPN
06:04 < mkillebrew> EC2 would certainly call me out
06:04 < hug> precise: Yes. From "the ISP that is federally mandated to collect data" to "a company that says they don't collect data, and are not federally mandated to"
06:04 < precise> hug: yerp
06:04 < cozyfraser> I made my own one on GCE but that defeats the purpose
06:04 < enix> Exactly
06:04 < precise> I got a nice letter from AWS for running an Nmap scan
06:04 < enix> precise: me too hahahaha
06:04 < hug> (I just use my VPN for netflix 'n' shit, anyway.)
06:04 < precise> They have systems to make sure you aren't up to shit
06:05 <+mkosmo> aws tos clearly prohibits shit like that without notification and authorization
06:05 < mkillebrew> nmap or zmap from linode, call it 'research'
06:05 < precise> mkosmo: As I was made aware ;)
06:05 < enix> haven't had an issue with digitalocean TBH
06:05 < cozyfraser> Yeah, when I was rolling my VPN on GCE, netflix didn't work
06:05 < enix> visa vi nmap
06:05 < precise> mkillebrew: They require you to submit a request
06:05 < cozyfraser> Hold on going for lunch with work
06:05 < enix> No
06:05 < enix> Lunch can wait
06:05 < mkillebrew> "require"
06:05 < precise> cozyfraser: have fun
06:05 < cozyfraser> mate we're going for some chicks 21st
06:06 <+NinjaStyle> i do all kinds of sketchy shit from linode if that counts as an endorsement
06:06 < enix> You can't just get me started, drag hug into this shit and then leave
06:06 < enix> Oh
06:06 < cozyfraser> Fish and chips and parmies
06:06 < enix> You gonna tap that?
06:06 < hug> lol
06:06 <+mkosmo> for those who havent seen the policy or request form: https://aws.amazon.com/security/penetration-testing/
06:06 < enix> Because if you're going to tap that, that's fine
06:06 < enix> Tap it like the governments tapped our private data
06:06 < cozyfraser> need to get my cum quota in enix
06:06 < enix> daz eet
06:06 < precise> >cum quota
06:06 < precise> wtf
06:06 < voidstar> https://www.digitalocean.com/legal/terms/ section 3.7.i
06:06 < enix> precise: he milks dudes in bathroom stalls
06:06 < precise> Who even says that?
06:06 < precise> like
06:06 < cozyfraser> Cum SLA
06:06 <+NinjaStyle> ive had linode threaten to disable my service for tos violations
06:06 < enix> sooky sooky five dorrah
06:06 < precise> wow lol
06:07 <+NinjaStyle> but i was like nah that wasnt me
06:07 <+NinjaStyle> they were like you sure?
06:07 < precise> NinjaStyle: lol
06:07 <+NinjaStyle> i was like yeah
06:07 < cozyfraser> kk cya boyz
06:07 < enix> NinjaStyle: lol I commited identity theft with OVH and they were like "oh you're not home that's cool dw about it"
06:07 <+mkosmo> whats also fun is a lot of vm providers prohibit irc
06:07 < mkillebrew> I do a lot of scans and pen testing from my linode hosts
06:07 < rpifan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMYU_nOGNg
06:07 <+layer-eight> YouTube Yves LaRock - Rise Up by 2009-01-30T18:18:21.000Z (duration: 2:53) on Sat Jan 31 01:18:21 UTC 2009, 2009-01-30T18:18:21.000Z views
06:07 < rpifan> fucken hate ovh
06:07 < enix> They force you to fill out all this super personal information so I used some random irish dudes shit
06:07 < mkillebrew> only had a couple issues that were quickly resolved
06:08 <+CheckYourSix> enix: You probably shouldn't admit that...
06:08 < enix> They were like "we called the house and they said you didn't live there" I was like "oh yeah I'm out at the moment on business" and they just set me up anyway
06:08 < enix> CheckYourSix: prove I'm telling the truth
06:08 <+NinjaStyle> mkillebrew: we use linode at work too, basically they might ask to see your roe
06:08 <+CheckYourSix> enix: I know, could just be talking shit, but still
06:08 <+NinjaStyle> if they get a report
06:09 <+NinjaStyle> it happens super rarely
06:09 < mkillebrew> AWS though... wouldn't even think about it, too much of a pain in the ass to deal with them
06:09 < precise> enix: u know theres probably a few people who are mandated reporters in here, right?
06:09 <+NinjaStyle> the time they came after me apparently sony said i was attacking them
06:09 < mkillebrew> ask the googles for providers that allow TOR exits, pentest from them without issue
06:09 < enix> CheckYourSix: as far as aliased conversations go, there's no way of knowing if the messages were committed by a particular individual, a group of individuals, or if they're a fabricated story intended to entertain the masses and engage conversation
06:09 <+NinjaStyle> but i think sony was scanning linode for metasploit listeners
06:10 < enix> precise: It wouldn't shock me. Our liberties have been stripped from us and everyones like "oh thats cool just dont talk about it"
06:10 < enix> Fuck
06:10 < BytesAndCoffee> i wonder if i can get a USB controllable modem
06:10 < BytesAndCoffee> like, total raw control
06:10 < czarbomba> lol flash fire
06:10 < BytesAndCoffee> or anything that can accept DTMF tones and have a python API
06:10 <+mkosmo> well, sony's contractors.  they dont do that shit themselves.  the only times ive seen scans from sony directly were license validation
06:11 < enix> BytesAndCoffee: in what way
06:11 <+NinjaStyle> mkosmo: all i know is what linode told me
06:11 <+mkosmo> scans arent inherently illegal so long as you're not interfering with their availability
06:11 <+mkosmo> but most providers dont want to fuck with it
06:11 <+mkosmo> since it can impact their availability to get places
06:12 < precise> Yeah, I don't trust any US laws when it comes to computers crimes
06:12 < precise> So outdated, poorly written, and vague
06:12 <+NinjaStyle> better than some places
06:12 <+NinjaStyle> worse than others
06:12 <+mkosmo> because you cant expect experts to write every law.  the justice system exists to interpret and fix that kind of stuff.
06:12 < precise> Not to mention, the old bats up on The Hill are idiots
06:13 <+mkosmo> i wouldnt say they're idiots, but they're not techies
06:14 <+NinjaStyle> some are idiots
06:14 < precise> I'm not a fan :|
06:14 <+NinjaStyle> some are legit
06:14 <+mkosmo> "some are idiots" applies to everything, not just politics
06:14 <+NinjaStyle> sure
06:15 < mkillebrew> One of the things that bothers me the most is peeling a really quite ripe kiwi fruit with a dull peeler.
06:15 <+mkosmo> a knife works well :)
06:16 < mkillebrew> then you risk slicing away too much of the delicious part, and they're quite small, not having much to spare
06:16 <+NinjaStyle> eat the skin
06:16 < mkillebrew> disgusting
06:16 <+NinjaStyle> lol
06:16 <+mkosmo> with a sharp knife, you can be plenty precise.  worst case, slice what you screwed up off the skin and enjoy the slivers lol
06:16 < mkillebrew> you were raised by coyotes.
06:16 < precise> very precise
06:17 <+mkosmo> is precise precise?
06:17 < precise> no
06:17 < precise> not really
06:17 <+mkosmo> well thats no fun
06:17 < precise> lol
06:17 < precise> I've got like 4 digits of pi at best
06:17 <+mkosmo> ..../nick imprecise
06:17 < mkillebrew> then you get the fuzzy skin stuck in the dull peeler
06:18 < mkillebrew> like shaving after you let it go for too long
06:18 <+mkosmo> easier to rinse a razor, fortunately
06:18 <+mkosmo> but new, sharp, peelers are cheap
06:18 < rpifan> pi?
06:18 <+CheckYourSix> Fuck, after midnight again. Gonna be running entirely on caffeine when I wake up in the morning. 4-5 cups of coffee should allow me to zombie mode through the day without falling asleep
06:18 < mkillebrew> If I really intensely disliked someone, I'd be sure they ended up peeling unnecessarily ripe wikis with inappropriate tools.
06:19 < mkillebrew> *wikis
06:19 < mkillebrew> fuck
06:19 <+NinjaStyle> wikis
06:19 < mkillebrew> kiwis
06:19 <+NinjaStyle> kiwipedia
06:19 <+mkosmo> now, to be clear, are we talking about the fruit or the people?
06:19 < mkillebrew> are the kiwi people ripe?
06:19 <+NinjaStyle> why not both taco girl
06:19 < precise> I like peeling people
06:19 <+mkosmo> especially with dull peelers
06:19 < precise> yes
06:19 < precise> dull, rusty peelers
06:35 <+NinjaStyle> anyone on keybase?
06:35 <+mkosmo> yep
06:36 <+NinjaStyle> do you use teams?
06:36 <+mkosmo> i've played with them.  works okay... never got around to using git for teams much, though
06:36 <+mkosmo> problem is not enough people on keybase with anything i'm involved in to really use it thoroughly
06:37 <+NinjaStyle> yeah
06:39 <+NinjaStyle> i like it for encrypting files tho
06:39 <+mkosmo> yeah, i will sometimes use the file store for that, but i still fall back to gpg encrypting files and using gdrive.  for some things, i use resilio, still, too
06:41 <+MillerBOSS> https://youtu.be/Ct0wFde9XcI
06:41 <+layer-eight> YouTube How Cell Towers Work: Hands-On! by 2018-01-05T18:30:22.000Z (duration: 9:28) on Sat Jan 06 01:30:22 UTC 2018, 2018-01-05T18:30:22.000Z views
06:41 < xamithan> How is keybase better than just encrypting my shit with 7zip ?
06:41 <+mkosmo> automated key management
06:41 <+mkosmo> and no need to remember symmetric keys in that case
06:41 < mentok> shutup.
06:41 < xamithan> How is that key saved,  through their system ?
06:41 < mentok> wait
06:41 < mentok> wrong channel
06:42 <+mkosmo> xamithan device keys are, yes
06:42 <+mkosmo> but there's a bit more to it
06:42 < xamithan> I just don't like relying on websites or central services for stuff like that
06:42 <+mkosmo> https://keybase.io/docs/kbfs
06:44 < mkillebrew> I like gpg, it integrates with a lot of stuff
06:44 < mkillebrew> aside from being the standard for sharing encrypted data
06:44 <+mkosmo> yeah, the old dog that works well.  and openkeychain+k9 on my phone lets me still handle encrypted mail on the mobile
06:45 < mkillebrew> too cleap to pay for private github? fuck it, GPG it all, you can 'git diff' with gpg'd data and see plaintext on your end
06:45 < mkillebrew> *cheap
06:46 < xamithan> "Note that we could, hypothetically, lose your data at any time. Or push a bug that makes you throw away your private keys."
06:46 < mkillebrew> that's not ideal
06:46 <+mkosmo> yep.  everything carries risk
06:46 <+mkosmo> backup shit
06:46 < xamithan> Yeah I'm good,  gpg works great
06:46 <+mkosmo> i mean, my yubikey could blow up and i'd be kinda sorta fucked with gpg
06:47 < mkillebrew> my yubikey did break... but that's why the master was stored on a usb stick in a safe
06:47 < mkillebrew> yubi only holds my encryption and signing keys, not the parent
06:47 <+mkosmo> yeah, i set this one up before i was smart enough to have a separate certify key in the safe
06:48 <+mkosmo> i kinda hope we see a 4 neo some day.  i would like a 4k key with nfc
06:48 < mkillebrew> but keep a copy ov the revocation cert everywhere
06:48 < xamithan> Their quota is only 10GB too
06:48 <+mkosmo> yeah, i have copies of revocation in a well backed up keepass vault
06:49 < mkillebrew> setting it up correctly could prove to be a pain in the ass, but after that it's amazing. I love gpg.
06:49 <+mkosmo> when i was young a dumb i created lots of keys, lost them, had no revocation certs, and published them... :(
06:50 <+mkosmo> so i have to be very clear as to which key people should use with me lol
06:50 <+mkosmo> oh yeah, and they had no expiration.
06:50 < mkillebrew> I have a couple of those floating around, too
06:50 < mkillebrew> it happens
06:51 <+mkosmo> now one day i hope enigmail can work with hard tokens.
06:51 <+mkosmo> err, mailvelope
06:51 <+mkosmo> enigmail works perfectly
06:59 < voidstar> for those running email on a domain you own, what email provider do you use?
06:59 < voidstar> and no, I'm not going to roll my own
06:59 <+mkosmo> gsuite, i still have a free tier account
06:59 < voidstar> was that promotional?
06:59 < mkillebrew> roll your own
06:59 <+mkosmo> just a legacy plan
06:59 < voidstar> damn
07:00 <+mkosmo> they used to offer it free for like 10 users
07:00 < mkillebrew> postfix and dovecot
07:00 < voidstar> just like my gvoice number I imagine
07:00 <+mkosmo> i hate running my own mail.  spam, etc, fuck that noise
07:00 < voidstar> yeah, too much of a risk
07:00 <+MillerBOSS> With ya there mkosmo
07:00 < mkillebrew> enforce dkim, use spamassassin, and greylisting
07:00 <+mkosmo> only gets you so far
07:00 <+MillerBOSS> Those were nice when they were available
07:00 < precise> Rolling your own email for personal is simply not worth the time it takes
07:01 < mkillebrew> very quite far
07:01 < voidstar> I've stood up an internal email server for a small office, but that's the extent I'm going to go with email server administration
07:01 < mkillebrew> it takes 30 minutes
07:01 < precise> mkillebrew: Maybe for someone that's done it before.
07:01 < mkillebrew> unless you're grossly unfamiliar or an idiot
07:01 < voidstar> little of column a, little of column b
07:01 < mkillebrew> or both I guess, no need for any mutual excluion
07:02 < mkillebrew> *exclusion
07:02 <+mkosmo> initial setup is only half of the battle.  ongoing maintenance... and wait until you're accidentally an open relay.
07:02 <+mkosmo> or your address gets blacklisted
07:02 < precise> mkillebrew: They were right, you are a dick
07:02 < mkillebrew> wtf, what maintenance
07:02 < mkillebrew> and you can't do an open relay on accident
07:02 <+mkosmo> its pretty easy to accidentally open relay if you're not a postfix admin
07:03 <+mkosmo> and "wtf maintenance" ... patching, spam lists, rbls, av, key management, etc
07:04 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah fuck that noise
07:04 < mkillebrew> you have to patch anything anyway, really don't need to update spam lists, grestlisting and dkim kills almost all of it
07:04 < mkillebrew> however, there's always crontab
07:04 <+mkosmo> not to mention, if you care about your email, uptime
07:04 < sadbox> I'm in the "running a mail server sucks" camp
07:04 < sadbox> google does it better than I do
07:04 < sadbox> outsource the shit you don't need to do
07:04 < mkillebrew> I can't imagine not running a mail server
07:05 <+MillerBOSS> Anyone does it better than you sadbox ;)
07:05 <+NinjaStyle> mistakes are easy to make
07:05 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: not wrong
07:05 <+mkosmo> yeah... if you've been doing any kind of operational work for any period of time, you know mail sucks and you wont want to run your own.
07:05 <+mkosmo> there's a reason that messaging is a dedicated career track for many
07:05 < precise> Theres a reason orgs hire Exchange and Postfix admins
07:05 <+mkosmo> lol, thinking the exact same ;-)
07:06 < precise> Yup :)
07:06 <+mkosmo> need a quick straw poll... of those who want to run their own mail, who have been in industry professionally for 10+ years? lol
07:06 <+A-KO> that awkward moment your work laptop has software on it that prevents kernel mode code integrity from being enabled
07:07 < xamithan> I run my own mail just for myself.  But screw a large org
07:07 < rpifan> it seems i get a work laptop
07:07 < mkillebrew> I've run my own mail server since '99
07:07 < rpifan> is it safe to use
07:07 < rpifan> i think ill format it and encrypt the drive
07:07 < vader-> there is no reason to run your own mail anymore
07:07 < mkillebrew> it was harder when it was sendmail, postfix is amazing
07:07 < precise> vader-: I mean, there are reasons
07:07 < mkillebrew> privacy and control are great reasons
07:07 <+mkosmo> rpifan if your employer wants it encrypted, thats on them.  you dont go fucking with a business asset as if its a toy
07:07 < precise> But for most, the cons outweigh the pros
07:07 < xamithan> I'd like something a bit better than spamassassin though
07:07 < sadbox> mkillebrew: the stockholm syndrome is showing
07:08 < mkillebrew> how the fuck are you even sysadmins if you can't run a mail server
07:08 < mkillebrew> you're the bad kind of lazy
07:08 < precise> ....
07:08 < rpifan> but i dont want them reading my stuff
07:08 < rpifan> so i encrypt it
07:08 <+mkosmo> there's a difference between "can't" and "know better:
07:08 < rpifan> then when i return i decrpt
07:08 < sadbox> mkillebrew: I have for orgs before
07:08 <+mkosmo> if its a company laptop, that's their prerogative.
07:08 < sadbox> mkillebrew: I just don't like doing shit that's not part of what I'm great at
07:08 <+NinjaStyle> its not a matter of cant, its a matter of dont want to
07:08 < mkillebrew> get better at it
07:08 < sadbox> mkillebrew: same reason I don't run any other services for myself
07:08 <+NinjaStyle> or dont
07:09 < rpifan> mkosmo, so i cant touch it?
07:09 < sadbox> mkillebrew: why
07:09 < mkillebrew> so you're less incompetent?
07:09 <+mkosmo> rpifan talk to the folks who own it.  its their call, not yours.  if they say okay, then okay.
07:09 < precise> mkillebrew: Are you retarded?
07:09 < Gencade> What have I returned to?
07:09 < mkillebrew> apparently if you run your own mail server that's retarded now
07:09 < precise> Gencade: mkillebrew getting on his high horse about mail servers
07:09 < rpifan> well i asked the CTO if i could run linux
07:09 < rpifan> he said sure
07:09 < sadbox> mkillebrew: I also can't like, cut my own hair and craft my own clothes
07:09 <+NinjaStyle> mkillebrew measuring his dick again
07:09 < precise> ^
07:10 < fredopasta> not with that attitude sadbox
07:10 < mkillebrew> I'm not measuring dicks, I'm just shocked you people don't run your own
07:10 < Gencade> well at least we can all agree that nazis are bad
07:10 < Gencade> .seen kenrin
07:10 <+layer-eight> kenrin was kicked from #reddit-sysadmin 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours 5 minutes 9 seconds ago. Reason: at the request of #reddit-sysadmin
07:10 < hug> mkillebrew: Why bother?
07:10 <+NinjaStyle> Gencade: lol
07:10 < hug> I have yet to see you outline a good reason for doing it.
07:10 < mkillebrew> You could just as easily say that about anything
07:10 < fredopasta> >mkillebrew> how the fuck are you even sysadmins if you can't run a mail server
07:10  * fredopasta googles what an MSP is
07:10 < precise> ^^
07:10 < hug> I run mail servers for a *job*. I don't want to do it in my free time, too.
07:10 < mkillebrew> I said privacy and control
07:10 <@mkosmo> risk v reward is why we don't.
07:11 < precise> Now, please drop the ruler.
07:11 < hug> Yeah I don't need a level of privacy higher than fastmail's.
07:11 < mkillebrew> ok, well whatever floats your boat
07:11 < hug> And I don't need more control than I get with fastmail.
07:11 < mkillebrew> I'm out
07:11 <+NinjaStyle> you can use protonmail if youre worried about privacy
07:11 < precise> NinjaStyle: ++
07:11 < Gencade> .bofh
07:11 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: We'll fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).
07:11 < fredopasta> maybe you can use protonmail
07:11  * fredopasta also uses protonmail
07:12 < precise> tutanota is another good one for privacy
07:12 <@mkosmo> i just dont want to pay for protonmail beyond the free tier lol
07:12 < precise> mkosmo: same
07:12 < Gencade> How do yall order condoms?  Just go to the wallgreens or just order them on amazon?
07:12 <@mkosmo> and i still can't use my own keys... or send encrypted outside of their ecosystem
07:12 < precise> Wallgreens or a gas station
07:12 <@mkosmo> Gencade depends how quick i need them
07:12 < fredopasta> Gencade: I make my own condoms
07:12 < precise> lol
07:12 < Gencade> fredopasta, LOL
07:12 < voidstar> Gencade, depends on how fast I need them
07:12 < precise> With snek skin?
07:13 < fredopasta> nah dawg
07:13 <@mkosmo> girlfriend is allergic to latex, so ordering them is significantly cheaper...
07:13 < fredopasta> collect the shakings froma pedegg
07:13 < vader-> i get mine with holes in them
07:13 < fredopasta> *shavings
07:13 < vader-> cheaper
07:13 < fredopasta> then press with a mold
07:13  * precise gags
07:13 < Gencade> I'm out and I'm too lazy to go to the station and get some more
07:13 < Gencade> and the girl is cuming tomorrow
07:13 <@mkosmo> well, do you need gas?
07:14 < fredopasta> lol girlfriend problems
07:14 < Gencade> Risk it for the biscuit?
07:14 < precise> nah
07:14 < precise> Get off ur ass
07:14 < fredopasta> no risk it
07:14 <@mkosmo> she cool with bareback? lol
07:14 < fredopasta> go get the condoms
07:14 <@mkosmo> cant get prego in the butt
07:14 < Gencade> eek
07:14 < fredopasta> go get the fucking condoms man
07:14 < precise> gooooo
07:14 < Gencade> FINE
07:14 < Gencade> I will
07:14 < precise> bye
07:14 < Gencade> tomorrow...
07:14 < precise> o
07:14 < fredopasta> get a soda while you're there
07:14 < Gencade> I have to get a haircut tomorrow anyway
07:14 <@mkosmo> just as lazy as i am
07:14 <+MillerBOSS> Gencade 👉 GTFO
07:14 < fredopasta> or some other snack
07:14 < Gencade> I'll just do it then
07:14 <+MillerBOSS> kthxbye
07:14 <@mkosmo> you trying to nail the barber, too?
07:14 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, who are you
07:14 < fredopasta> this is why you do like me and stay single
07:15 < Gencade> mkosmo, bitch I might >.>
07:15 <+MillerBOSS> fredopasta 👉 Did you see my message about Spotify the other day?
07:15 < precise> fredopasta: what about us?!?!?!?
07:15 <@mkosmo> pics or it didnt happen
07:15 < Gencade> His name is Chad
07:15 < fredopasta> MillerBOSS: yeah, totally spaced
07:15 <+MillerBOSS> Gencade 👉 I am your mom. Get off the computer and into bed NOW!
07:15 < fredopasta> gonna get premium with the family
07:15 < fredopasta> precise: well I mean, I can't get you pregant
07:15 <+MillerBOSS> fredopasta 👉 Your choice. Just need to readd ya
07:15 < precise> true
07:15 <@mkosmo> does anybody else miss the old mirc slaps?
07:15 <+MillerBOSS> Ol?
07:16  * MillerBOSS slaps mkosmo around a bit with a large trout
07:16 < Gencade> MillerBOSS, my mom wouldn't even know what IRC is
07:16 < precise> I prefer the abnormally large trout variant
07:16 < precise> #nocontext
07:16 < fredopasta> Gencade's mom remember when you would go on yahoo messenger and play pool with your friends
07:16 <+MillerBOSS> Well she knows you re on the computer. She can not dial out
07:16 <@mkosmo> i'm trying to remember the name of the mirc scripts i used to use... acid?  had a shit ton more of them, too
07:16 < fredopasta> ok it's like that except no pool
07:16 < voidstar> also, what dedicated hosting provider to yall use?
07:16 < fredopasta> no, no chess either
07:16 < Gencade> fredopasta, I was born in 96, I never used yahoo messenger
07:17 <+MillerBOSS> NoName Script was the best
07:17 < fredopasta> Gencade: is babby
07:17 <@mkosmo> noname was awesome, too
07:17 < precise> dammmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:17 < fredopasta> wait are you still in high school
07:17 < precise> 7-1 San Jose over Anaheim
07:17 < voidstar> Gencade, oh good, I was afraid I was the youngest here
07:17  * fredopasta does math
07:17 < precise> fredopasta: No
07:17 <@mkosmo> 2018-1996 = 22.  he must have flunked some grades
07:17 < precise> I was born in 96
07:17 < precise> ;)
07:17 <+MillerBOSS> I was born in 99
07:17 < fredopasta> man, math is hard
07:17 <@mkosmo> young fucks
07:17 < rpifan> 87
07:17 < precise> rite
07:18 < fredopasta> I literally forgot which sister was born when just now
07:18 < Gencade> I'm 21
07:18 < fredopasta> I need food
07:18 < precise> My 15 y/o bro asked me how to get to IRC
07:18 < precise> I was all like
07:18 <+MillerBOSS> I am 19
07:18 < precise> You don't want
07:18 <+MillerBOSS> asl
07:18 <@mkosmo> i miss my 20s :(
07:18 < precise> is a hive of scum and villainy
07:18 < fredopasta> 14/f/your zip code
07:18 <+MillerBOSS> c2c?
07:18 < rpifan> ;p;
07:18 < rpifan> lol
07:18 < fredopasta> mkosmo: I'm reaching the end of mine
07:18 < rpifan> the god old days
07:19 <@mkosmo> turning 30 wasn't as bad as i feared.  but i started waking up earlier around then... naturally :(
07:19 < fredopasta> just coasting to 30
07:19 < voidstar> precise, it's not as bad as discord, which he's more likely to find before irc
07:19 < rpifan> why
07:19 < precise> Yeah, I think he already has
07:19 < rpifan> i wake up late as fuck
07:19 < rpifan> and im 30
07:19 < precise> He's seen me on IRC and is all like, whats that?
07:19 <+MillerBOSS> precise 👉 there is nothing wrong with IRC
07:19 <@mkosmo> discord is just millennial irc
07:19 < precise> MillerBOSS: Except for all you fucks
07:19 <+MillerBOSS> There are a shit ton of networks
07:19 <@mkosmo> with emojis and giphy
07:20 <+MillerBOSS> IRC does not equal #reddit-sysadmin precise
07:20 < voidstar> it hurts my soul to use
07:20 < fredopasta> yahoo chatrooms man
07:20 < precise> MillerBOSS: I'm in 55 channels across 3 networks, I am aware
07:20 < fredopasta> play pool with strangers in china
07:20 < precise> ;)
07:20 < Gencade> anyone ever order a bride in the mail?
07:20 <+MillerBOSS> Is that even open any more fredopasta ?
07:20 <@mkosmo> aol instant messenger... so much fun.
07:20 < fredopasta> nah I think they killed it a couple years aho
07:20 <+MillerBOSS> I am in 112 channels while connected to 4 networks. I have 0 o:lines, 17 ops, 0 halfops, and 7 voices with power over 7 individual users.
07:20 < fredopasta> *ago
07:20 < czarbomba> 48 of those channels contain xdcc bots for trading furry pr0n
07:20 <+MillerBOSS> I am too lazy to add more
07:20 < precise> czarbomba: lol
07:20 <+MillerBOSS> How did you know czarbomba >
07:20 <+MillerBOSS> ?
07:21 < fredopasta> I'm in 10 and I only really look at 2 of them lol
07:21 <@mkosmo> 17 ops but only oping 7 people?
07:21 <@mkosmo> nice
07:21 <+MillerBOSS> Did you hack me with that link I clicked on earlier czarbomba ?
07:21 <+MillerBOSS> Nothing major mkosmo
07:22 <+MillerBOSS> Anyone on ATT?
07:22 <+MillerBOSS> Trying to figure out this nighthawk shit
07:22 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.reddit.com/r/ATT/comments/8338sk/official_whpi_hotspots_notice_of_device/
07:22 <+MillerBOSS> https://www.reddit.com/r/ATT/comments/89p9ab/nighthawk_on_udp/
07:22 < precise> damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
07:22 < precise> 8-1 San Jose
07:23 < Hunterkll> back in the USSR
07:23 < precise> Annaheim getting rekt
07:23 < Hunterkll> er i mean
07:23 < Hunterkll> USA
07:23 <+MillerBOSS> Paying $90 now for Unlimited Plus but trying to get all those "deals"
07:23 < Hunterkll> same thing now right?
07:23 <+MillerBOSS> Hunterkll 👉 we did not miss you, thanks
07:23 <+MillerBOSS> Only precise did
07:24 < Hunterkll> MillerBOSS, it's okay, i didn't miss you either
07:24 <+MillerBOSS> :P
07:24 <+MillerBOSS> Did you break the other leg yet?
07:24 < czarbomba> hunterkll, did you leave no reindeer unprobed
07:25 <+MillerBOSS> Doubt that
07:25 <+MillerBOSS> He pegged them
07:25 < precise> MillerBOSS: I miss no one
07:25 <+MillerBOSS> And allowed them to do the same
07:25 < Hunterkll> no and yes
07:26 < czarbomba> oh look the [m]s are back
07:26 < Hunterkll> lol
07:26 < Hunterkll> czarbomba, i saw 0 deer of any kind
07:27 < Church-> Meh, pansy. Git gud
07:27 < Church-> Etc, etc
07:27  * Church- yawns
07:27 < czarbomba> did you hide in the city
07:27  * precise smacks Church- mid yawn
07:28 < Hunterkll> soooo.......... Church- is a deer fucker
07:28 < Hunterkll> got it
07:28 < precise> My brand new cable box / dvr just freaked out and displays boot on the LCD
07:28 < precise> wtf
07:28 < precise> Lucky that didn't happen during the game
07:28 < precise> I'd marched to the local office at 1am
07:29 < precise> Now it is launching OCAP
07:29 < precise> huh
07:30 < Church-> Hunterkll: Neigh.
07:33 < czarbomba> millerboss is it true you've had more than one complaint lodged against you for cranking up bow wow wow's "i want candy" and slow-rolling past a middle school
07:34 <+MillerBOSS> Yes
07:34 < czarbomba> plz2confirmordeny
07:34  * MillerBOSS is listening to Brewer and Shipley — One Toke Over The Line, from the album Rock & Roll 70'S
07:34 < czarbomba> have you ever met chris hansen
07:34 <+MillerBOSS> Yes right before meeting the cops outside
07:35 < czarbomba> why don't you have a seat over there
07:36 <+MillerBOSS> Sure
07:36 <+MillerBOSS> Those are so cringie to watch
07:36 <+MillerBOSS> Especially the latest ones
07:40 < Hunterkll> .value btc
07:40 < Hunterkll> ................
07:41 < Holo> NO BOTS
07:43 < precise> .bofh
07:43 <+layer-eight> precise, BOFH says: That would be because the software doesn't work.
07:43 < precise> BOTS!!!!!!
07:44 < precise> 'night
07:58 < Ploppinger> morning suckers
07:59 < rpifan> hi
08:04 <+NinjaStyle> my back hurts
08:05 < nohusuro> anyone here use LaTeX for their documentation?
08:05 < plop> my son does :P
08:05 < sadbox> nohusuro: tbh seems like a lot of overhead
08:05 < sadbox> I can barely get people to add shit to the wiki, myself included
08:06 <+NinjaStyle> nohusuro: i wish
08:07 < sadbox> I can't imagine if the convo started with "hokay, so, first we need to talk about which LaTeX distribution / wrapper we're going to be using"
08:07 < nojeffrey> Anyone with Fortigates and AV turned on, what do you think of it? In proxy mode, it seems the firewall needs to have the whole file to scan, before it passes it on to the client, pacman updates are over HTTP so half of these timeout, when we turn on DLP I'm guessing it will cause some issues, is it worth it?
08:07 < sadbox> "Oh no, you XeTeX doesn't support PDFs with magical copy-pastable ligatures, better migrate to pdfTex"
08:08 < nojeffrey> *turn on DPI
08:14 < nojeffrey> nohusuro my coworkers don't even want to learn dokuwiki's markup language
08:15 < nohusuro> I've currently got it integrated with a gitlab CI/CD pipeline
08:16 < nohusuro> so it auto generates the PDF's when commits are made and bundles them into a downloadable file.
08:16 < nohusuro> I haven't set this part up yet, but when a merge is made to master and tagged with a release version, it's planned to have those docs auto publish
08:17 < voidstar> what steps can I take to determine if a network is blocking my attempt to vpn back to my home network? I can use a vpn provider so I think their firewall is blocking my host
08:17 < voidstar> oh I should take this to ##networking
08:17 < voidstar> ignore me
08:19 < catbeard> ignored
08:20 < voidstar> (y)
08:20 < catbeard> what?
08:20 < catbeard> i mean
08:20 < catbeard> hows things guys
08:23 < enix> wow what does ##networking have that we dont
08:23 < enix> im bloody offended ay
08:24 < nohusuro> aight, I've lost steam for the day *snooze*
08:25 < enix> that was me at 9am
08:25 < voidstar> me before my 8th alarm
08:26 < voidstar> o/
08:26 <+MillerBOSS> What happened in ##networking ? enix
08:27 <+MillerBOSS> Misread that. I am not here
08:29 < enix> idk
08:30 < ceofreak> Guten Morgen
08:31 < plop> hey ceofreak
08:31 < ceofreak> hey hey
08:31 < ceofreak> whats up  man
08:32 < enix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8V0xZOCAxs
08:32 <+layer-eight> YouTube wazaaap by 2007-10-15T23:10:11.000Z (duration: 59s) on Tue Oct 16 06:10:11 UTC 2007, 2007-10-15T23:10:11.000Z views
08:34 < plop> .bofh
08:34 <+layer-eight> plop, BOFH says: Server depressed, needs Prozak
08:34 < plop> me too
08:35 < plop> .bofh
08:35 <+layer-eight> plop, BOFH says: Bogon emissions
08:45 < nohusuro> anyone here in manufacturing?
08:46 < ceofreak> Yes
08:46 < ceofreak> I manufacture little pearl necklaces
08:47 < plop> yeah. i bought some of ceo's necklaces. they're top.
08:47 < ceofreak> Thank you, Plop
08:47 < ceofreak> Secret is
08:47 < nohusuro> are those the ones you use as anal beads?
08:47 < ceofreak> You need to hire them young for the small hands
08:47 < ceofreak> Also
08:47 < plop> he has an intrincate system of excel sheets to control all the pruchases, sales, production, etc.
08:48 < ceofreak> Yes
08:48 < ceofreak> I always tell people don't overcomplicate things with "the tech" just use what you have at hand
08:48 < plop> the tech always complicates things.
08:49 < plop> we make them believe that "the tech" is for the greater good, but it is only a way for us to have a job and slack all day in reddit
08:50 < ceofreak> Yes
08:50 < ceofreak> I think so too
08:50 < plop> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQexz1iU5M
08:50 <+layer-eight> YouTube FreeStyle - Don't Stop The Rock by 2008-12-25T13:49:36.000Z (duration: 5:33) on Thu Dec 25 20:49:36 UTC 2008, 2008-12-25T13:49:36.000Z views
08:50 < plop> feeling 80's today
08:52 < enix> Wooow plop this is a public channel mate
08:52 < enix> don't go posting our secrets for the internet to see
08:53 < enix> what if a C* see's it :\
08:53 < ceofreak> Is it, really public?
08:53 < plop> thing is they don't know how to IRC
08:53 < ceofreak> Dont we scare everyone aways who comes here and we dont know them?
08:53 < ceofreak> -scare +insult
08:53 < plop> you need some low treshold of insults and tolerance to be here
08:55 < ceofreak> I appreciate a good insult
09:28 < Spatuffolo> Hi All. Is there by any chance a person that devoted his life to infinite pain and is still managing Lotus Domino?
09:29 < meowschwitz> why would you imply that anyone would do so by choice
09:30 < Spatuffolo> fair point
09:31 < Spatuffolo> I tend to stay away from it and we're in the process of getting rid of it... I'm trying to see if there's a way to get an appropriate logging (with sender/recipient/ip address) for SMTP to get rid of that piece
09:32 < Spatuffolo> does anyone know if there's a decent way of doing it... I have spent already too many minutes on the IBM site reading about debug levels...
09:39 < xmonkee_> can someone tell me why these rules aren't working for me? as soon as I apply them I cannot ssh into it anymore https://hastebin.com/pohocusagi.sql
09:44 < Reverend> morning nerds
09:45 < Reverend> xmonkee_ aren't you dropping all TCP traffic?
09:45 < Reverend> you need your `-A INPUT -p tcp -j drop` last in the chain, not first.
09:46 < ihre> -A INPUT -m conntrack --ctstate INVALID -j DROP ^
09:53 < plop> morning ihre
09:54 < ihre> hey plop
09:54 < ihre> hru?
09:59 < badsnappa> G'morning
10:01 < ekaj> tfw you take an online class that begins at 4am
10:01 < ihre> g'man, https://i.imgur.com/bSiNQo2.png
10:01 < ihre> why the fuck did you sign up for a 4AM class then ? :|
10:01 < ekaj> needed it ASAP
10:02 < ihre> whats it about?
10:02 < xmonkee_> yeah i think i misread the man page here
10:02 < ekaj> IPS/IDS
10:03 < ihre> snort/suricata + ossec, add some logging and youre almost there :3
10:03 < ekaj> lol i wish
10:04 < ekaj> gives me a chance to clean my office
10:04 < ekaj> and the weather is bad so I stayed home anyways
10:25 < meowschwitz> this is why iptables has -P
10:27 <+MillerBOSS> And :P too
10:48 < MrFantastik> Hey guys is there a good way
10:48 < sadbox> nope
10:50 < MrFantastik> Oh shoot lol
10:54 < MrFantastik> Is there a way to connect a VPN through Tor on Android? Or does it just work with orbot and openvpn?
10:55 < YetiFiasco> Morning nerds
10:55 < MrFantastik> Morning
10:58 < Reverend> morning YetiFiasco
10:59 < meowschwitz> you probably should not buy children from your mobile device
10:59 < Reverend> MrFantastik what are you trying to achieve by going through Tor?
10:59 < Reverend> also meowschwitz ++
10:59 < MrFantastik> Hehe
10:59 < mrWhiteMD> :D
10:59 < Trapdoor> trying to get behind 7 layers of proxy obviuosly
10:59 < meowschwitz> mrWhiteMD: !
10:59 < Reverend> s/(Hehe)/\1; He said, ominously
10:59 <+layer-eight> MrFantastik meant: "Hehe; He said, ominously"
11:00 < meowschwitz> mrWhiteMD: I bought two of them lil microtik bitches
11:00 < meowschwitz> I love them
11:00 < MrFantastik> Just interested in privacy I guess? The VPN is my own private VPN server so I'm not worried about logs
11:00 < mrWhiteMD> good
11:00 < Reverend> then why not just OpenVPN it?
11:00 < MrFantastik> I can't find a good tutorial on that
11:01 < Reverend> if you've using 2048bit encryption keys, or 4K encryption keys, you'll be fine with security.
11:01 < MrFantastik> What if I want to access an onion link?
11:01 < MrFantastik> You know to buy kids
11:01 < mrWhiteMD> we use miktoriks instead of ciscos
11:01 < meowschwitz> mrWhiteMD: I was seriously surprised at how versatile the box is
11:02 < Reverend> MrFantastik then you can run Tor on your server.
11:02 < Reverend> I'd advise against buying kids though. FYI.
11:02 < MrFantastik> Would my IP be the server IP or the Tor IP?
11:02 < MrFantastik> The last thing I want is a kid lol
11:02 < Reverend> the Tor IP.
11:02 < Reverend> good.
11:02 < Reverend> good start.
11:03 < MrFantastik> You think it's over kill though?
11:10 < plop>  so, why is the site not working? maybe because I typed it the wrong IP adress? #killme
11:12 < Reverend> MrFantastik like I said, it depends. if you're worried about privacy, then a 4k bit encryption key to a remote server somewhere will be fine
11:13 < Reverend> if you want to buy drugs, then Tor is an obvs
11:13 < Reverend> bear in mind that Tor isn't even secure now though. The NSA have loads of termination points, so can hijack a massive portion opf your data and get an idea of what you're doing anyway
11:14 < Reverend> cus, NSA/
11:14 < Reverend> \o/
11:15 < MrFantastik> Okay
11:16 < MrFantastik> I'm not really buying drugs, just thought it would be fun, I experimented with Tor when I was younger and though it was a cool idea
11:16 < MrFantastik> Is there and alternative to Tor now? Ive been following ipfs and that looks promising
11:22 < Trapdoor> can a server run in 100% humidity?
11:24 < mrWhiteMD> Trapdoor: in water ? :D
11:24 < Trapdoor> probably not
11:25 < Trapdoor> ambient temperature is ~14-15c and we've got water pipes condensating at 4-5c
11:28 < Reverend> Trapdoor 100% humidity will = condensate at any temperature that's less than room temp
11:29 < Reverend> MrFantastik if you want to get on a list, that's surely how you'd go about it :P
11:30  * MrFantastik sighs
11:30 < MrFantastik> It's a shame because that kind of tech is cool
11:35 < rpgio> pretty sure you're on a list already for using IRC
11:40 < Reverend> rpgio people say that, but it's hardly the case. It's all open plain text shit, so they're probably monitoring it for key words like bomb, tnt, pressure cooker, nails, president, nuclear, north korea, etc.
11:40 < Reverend> I occasionally like to trigger the NSA.
11:41 < Reverend> I wonder if they're monitoring picks this channel up when you say stuff like that.
11:41 < Reverend> oh, i forgot fertilizer. damn it.
11:49 < rpgio> Reverend: when you say it's 'hardly the case', how do you know?
11:50 < rpgio> lol at your keyword list tho, now we're all doomed ;)
11:51 < Reverend> can you imagine how many people use IRC in a legitimate manner? I'm not saying they don't monitor IRC, I'm saying that to end up on a list for using legitimate software would be pointless. I'm suggesting that you probs end up on a list for saying trigger words. rpgio.
11:51 < Reverend> It'd be like putting everyone on a list for using MS Word, because a terrorist used it once to plot a boomer
11:51 < Reverend> Undoubtedly, there's an NSA bot in here somewhere watching channels. HELLO NSA BOT!
11:51 < rpgio> o/
11:52 < meowschwitz> \o
11:53 < Trapdoor> hi
11:55 < badsnappa> Moaning All
11:55 < badsnappa> so ... macs ... on a windows domain
11:55 < badsnappa> is there a way of rolling out a CA root cert to them?
11:55 < badsnappa> and/or ptrinters?
11:58 < badsnappa> oh and mapped/mounted network drives?
12:30 < humpaxx> Hello everybody
12:31 < humpaxx> Does anyone know if i can just order one Windows 10 pro VL license with SA to get access to UE-v and it on more than one computer?
12:31 < humpaxx> Or do i need one license per UE-v user?
12:48 < YetiFiasco> I want to roll out RiskOS into our environment
12:48 < YetiFiasco> just to fuck with people
12:48 < YetiFiasco> RISC*
12:50 < Trapdoor> The secure default password is on the pull-out Information Tag located on the front of the chassis.
12:50 < Trapdoor> what
12:50 < Trapdoor> no root:calvin anymore?
12:50 < Trapdoor> fuuuck
12:51 < Trapdoor> I have a picture of the pull-out information tag and the password isn't there
12:51 < Trapdoor> On the BACK of the info tag?
12:51 < Trapdoor> fuck me
13:01 < Trapdoor>  Warning: It is recommended not to use the default user name (root) and password as it is a security risk.
13:01 < Trapdoor> fuck you asshole I'm gonna change the password to calvin
13:02 < vinrock> ive been here for 23 hours
13:02 < vinrock> im gona sleep SO HARD
13:02 < Trapdoor> you've been on irc for 23 hours? haha nerd
13:02 < vinrock> in my office
13:02 < Trapdoor> why tho?
13:02 < vinrock> server migration
13:02 < Trapdoor> don't be at work for 23 hours
13:03 < vinrock> complicated system that had to be moved due to emergency
13:03 < vinrock> lotta shit had to be ironed out to get working
13:03 < vinrock> its main production system too ofc
13:09 < badsnappa> I miss root/calvin
13:10 < JFDkthx> its snowing again
13:10 < JFDkthx> i quit
13:27 < Casteil> lol, roads are like 10x worse today than yesterday and the schools aren't closed today (they were yesterday)
13:34 < humpaxx> its 12* outside
13:40 < humpaxx> Ugh im having a friend over after work and my apt looks like a disaster
13:40 < humpaxx> how shameful
13:54 < calladc> recently had to deploy firefox for a fleet.  if anyone ever needs to manage firefox settings via something like sccm this may be useful: https://pastebin.com/Wuqdsyfn
14:03 < Casteil> humpaxx: heh, I appreciate having my own place for that very reason
14:04 < Casteil> before now I had two roommates and the house was always a disaster, bought my own house like 6 months ago and, despite the fact that I'm doing various improvements, it's still far, far cleaner and less cluttered than the house with the two roommates ever was
14:14 < onenerdyguy> mornin
14:15 <+giant_it_burrit> hey
14:15 <+giant_it_burrit> how you doin
14:15 < Reverend> Casteil just be glad you're not buying a house in the UK
14:15 < onenerdyguy> eh, not bad not bad
14:16 < Casteil> Reverend: why, because they're stupid expensive?
14:16 <+giant_it_burrit> whys that father brown Reverend '
14:16 < Reverend> as it turns out, housing market is 99% money laundering apparently. So there's fucking SHIT LOADS of regulations now. And also yes, expensive as fuck
14:16 <+giant_it_burrit> Casteil: because they are in the uk
14:16 < onenerdyguy> just now trying to find a tech conference to attend/present at in the next few months
14:16 < Reverend> UK housing market is in such a bubble it's not even funny.
14:16 < Casteil> Reverend: Yeah.. guy I know in the UK just bought a house
14:16 < Reverend> for 200K USD you get a 2 bed semi detached.
14:16 < onenerdyguy> Reverend, don't they all just have castles?
14:17 <+giant_it_burrit> onenerdyguy: i want one
14:17 < Casteil> the only reason he was able to is the fact that he inherited his parents old house and sold it
14:17 <+giant_it_burrit> with a moat
14:17 < Casteil> :(
14:17 < Reverend> onenerdyguy no. You'd be lucky to get a cardboard box on a sidewalk for what the yanks pay for houses.
14:17 < Casteil> Australia's real estate market isn't any better
14:17 <+giant_it_burrit> Reverend: texas:200k is a 4 bedroom with 10 acres
14:17 < Reverend> Money laundering, or prices?
14:17 < onenerdyguy> I bought a house last year. 4 bed, 2 bath, 2 story 1919 construction, all updated infra, etc. 149k
14:17 < Casteil> sydney is outrageous; my $185k house in Sydney would probably be about 1.5-2 million AUD
14:17 <+giant_it_burrit> Casteil:  im surprised about aussie cause all that land
14:18 < Reverend> giant_it_burrit 98% of which is full of dust and deadly stuff
14:18 < Reverend> so, uninhabitable (sp.)
14:18 < onenerdyguy> giant_it_burrit, aussie land is the coasts. the rest is cattle paddocks
14:18 < onenerdyguy> or, you know. Drop bears.
14:18 <+giant_it_burrit> Reverend: you could make it work. luke skywalker did
14:18 < Casteil> something like 90% of australia's population lives in like 10% of australia's land
14:19 <+giant_it_burrit> onenerdyguy: ive seen worlds largest ranch aka aussies
14:19 < onenerdyguy> the other problem with aus is the fact it's aus
14:19 < onenerdyguy> and everything is imported for way too much money
14:19 <+giant_it_burrit> except holdens
14:19 <+giant_it_burrit> and utes
14:19  * giant_it_burrit wants a ute
14:19 < Reverend> still, my friends house in the USA (SC) was like 80k USD for what we'd pay maybe 3 or 4 hundred here in the UK.
14:19 <+giant_it_burrit> USA USA
14:20 < Reverend> it's insane. And that's not even in london
14:20 < Reverend> in london you would end up paying 500k for a single bed flat. maybe more.
14:20 < Reverend> GBP that is
14:20 < Casteil> real estate market around here is pretty hot right now in a certain price range
14:20 <+giant_it_burrit> i live in nyc i understand the pain
14:20 < Casteil> houses like mine in the 150-220k range are going as soon as they come up on the market
14:20 < Casteil> I bought mine for 186 in October, right now I could probably resell it for $210
14:21 < onenerdyguy> so, anyone know of any decent tech conferences in the Midwest coming up?
14:21 < Casteil> of course after real estate fees and everything I wouldn't be pulling much of a profit
14:21 <+kbni> Alternity: you should come get drunk with awox in vegas
14:23 < asimon> Hppf ,ptmomh ,u gtormfd
14:23 < asimon> woah
14:24 < asimon> s/Hppf.*/Good morning, my friends
14:24 <+layer-eight> asimon meant: "Good morning, my friends"
14:25 < meowschwitz> the keys are like next to each other
14:26 <+giant_it_burrit> ...
14:27 < meowschwitz> giant_it_burrit: the jews,
14:28 < asimon> Probably could have wasted a good 20 minutes writing a charshift cipher for that
14:28 < asimon> oh well
14:43 < McDonaldsWiFi> mornin
14:44 < asimon> Hppf ,ptmomh
14:46 < Casteil> lulz
14:47 < Casteil> seems like everyone opted to wear their fancy underarmour long sleeve fleeces (company shirts)
14:48 <+CheckYourSix> Casteil: You get the link?
14:48 < Casteil> O.o no
14:48 <+CheckYourSix> https://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
14:49 <+CheckYourSix> Bookmark it
14:49 < tsarbomba> our company shirts are dri-fits. y'all jealous
14:49 <+CheckYourSix> Gotta run to work now. Have fun fuckers
14:49 <+giant_it_burrit> eat dick
14:49 < meowschwitz> bag of
14:50 < Casteil> CheckYourSix: thanks :P
14:52 < YetiFiasco> https://techcrunch.com/2018/04/16/microsoft-built-its-own-custom-linux-kernel-for-its-new-iot-service/
14:52 < YetiFiasco> "REEEEE LINUX ISN'T AN OPERATING SYSTEM" t. Richard Stalman
14:53 < tsarbomba> are you guys having a productive tuesday
14:53 < meowschwitz> technically correct is the best kind of correct
14:55 < Casteil> I have that link bookmarked at home but not on my work laptop.. a buddy was negotiating a job offer yesterday and I wasn't at home
14:55  * tsarbomba smacks casteil for not syncing browsers
14:56 < Casteil> ..
14:56 < Casteil> yes, because I totally want my personal shit synced on my work laptop.
14:57 < Casteil> I guess I'm one of those rare people that doesn't like to use work laptop for personal stuff?
14:58 < asimon> Casteil: I don't do that either. Not even email on my phone
14:59 < Casteil> if I handle personal stuff at all I do it in a private browser session hehe
15:00 < corn266> did TuxedoJack find anything in those logs?
15:00 < YetiFiasco> Casteil: I dont use work laptop for personal stuff
15:00 < YetiFiasco> I have an identical Thinkpad for personal stuff, because thinkpads are awesome
15:00 < Casteil> YetiFiasco: Meh. sometimes I can't avoid handling shit at work because I'll literally be here 6am - 5:30pm like yesterday
15:01 < Jekotia> Casteil: Ouch
15:01 < Casteil> Jekotia: I get paid OT so eh
15:02 < Jekotia> I just add up my extra time and take a day off when I hit 8 hours
15:03 < Jekotia> "Any chance of converting this article into a blog document?" Reading this hurt.
15:07 <+giant_it_burrit> Casteil: i have a vm for that
15:07 < SynMonger> if I'm going over 40 hours I'd be tracking that as comp time and take 12 hrs off for every 8 over
15:07 < Casteil> my boss has been pretty clear about OT lately; basically I have carte blanche to stick around as long as I need to get things done
15:07 < Casteil> put in 20+ hrs OT one week; that was a sweet payday
15:10 < meowschwitz> silly noob
15:11 < meowschwitz> very soon now someone other than you would fuck something up and you will be REQUIRED to fix it regardless of sleep and family life
15:18 < Hatter> oh good morning
15:20 < meowschwitz> is it now
15:22 < estranger> GORGEOUS DAY!
15:27 < YetiFiasco> GOOT MORTGEN
15:28 < estranger> party day
15:31 < dragonfleas> morning
15:31 < dragonfleas> nothing like breakfast and live pd at workr
15:31 < Casteil> Roskomnadzor watchdog said on Monday it had begun blocking access to Telegram messenger after the company refused to comply with an order to give Russian state security access to its users’ secret messages.
15:31 < Casteil> gotta love totalitarian governments
15:32 < estranger> encryption is dangerous to society and should be banned
15:33 < ekaj> f
15:34 < bomb> https://i.imgur.com/FLYTfgk.jpg
15:34 < DomLS3> .value nano
15:34 < DomLS3> Current NANO (Nano) value: 6.10 (USD)
15:34 < DomLS3> .value btc
15:34 < DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 8095.19 (USD)
15:35 < tsarbomba> is it still live pd if you're watching after it airs?
15:36 < mrWhiteMD> https://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/ESRS/HDEV/
15:36 < ihre> Casteil: you mean those cisco backdoors, yeah, gotta love totalitarian governments :p
15:37 < mrWhiteMD> In Russia we trust
15:41 < dragonfleas> btc went back up to 8?
15:41 < dragonfleas> nice
15:42 < dragonfleas> all the FUD kids aren't panic selling
15:43 < Casteil> I hope it crashes and burns
15:44 < Casteil> all the way down to <1k
15:44 < Casteil> not that that's likely
15:44 < meowschwitz> I <3 btc
15:44 < meowschwitz> so much tears
15:44 < mkillebrew> btc is for chumps
15:44 < Casteil> I do like that the craze has relaxed a good deal
15:44 < Casteil> video cards are becoming more available
15:44 < Casteil> (although prices definitely haven't recovered yet)
15:45 < mrWhiteMD> and more expensive
15:45 < Casteil> fuuuuuuck buying a 2-3 year old video card ABOVE msrp
15:45 < mkillebrew> I guess that's where being a console gamer is actually a positive
15:45 < Casteil> good thing I haven't really given a fuck about upgrading lately
15:46 < Casteil> mkillebrew: still waiting on my P365 :(
15:46 < mkillebrew> Yeah, but it's just a P365, so meh
15:46 < Casteil> finally got a better FFL sorted out for when it's finally in stock at least
15:46 < mrWhiteMD> Casteil: define P365
15:46 < Casteil> Sig p365
15:46 < mkillebrew> SIG hammerless nonsense
15:46 < mkillebrew> striker fired garbage
15:47 < mkillebrew> a garbage pistol for garbage people
15:47 < Casteil> your face is garbage
15:47 < mkillebrew> yeah
15:47 < tsarbomba> https://cvdazzle.com/
15:47 < Casteil> hammers are antiquated garbage
15:47 < mkillebrew> hammers are reliable and proven
15:47 < Casteil> kinda like carburetors
15:47 < kepler> RIP Hillary Duff
15:47 < mkillebrew> and has a cleaner, lighter break
15:47 < mrWhiteMD> Casteil: why do you need guns ?
15:48 < mkillebrew> bill if needs
15:48 < mkillebrew> s/if/of
15:48 <+layer-eight> mkillebrew meant: "bill of needs"
15:48 < tsarbomba> twitter exploded
15:48 < Casteil> mrWhiteMD: You think a cop is going to stop a crime in progress? haha
15:48 < tsarbomba> meanwhile facebook doesn't skip a beat
15:49 < mrghostman> RIP tweeter
15:49 < mkillebrew> of even be around
15:49 < Casteil> <mkillebrew> and has a cleaner, lighter break < debateable, and highly dependent o nthe gun itself
15:49 < ihre> Casteil: so you're gonna be a vigilante? did you already think of a costume to wear? https://i.imgur.com/EHFVS5b.png something like that?
15:49 < tsarbomba> i carry a firearm so i can shoot assholes who ask me questions like why do i need a firearm
15:50 < mkillebrew> Most striker-fired pistols are at half-cock, meaning you're bringing it to full against spring pressure before the sear breaks
15:50 < Casteil> ihre: Vigilante? no, defending my life? hopefully not, but I like to have the option.
15:50 < mrWhiteMD> did you made mmerica great mgain ? ))
15:50 < mkillebrew> bruh, don't fight back, it makes you a vigilante. duh.
15:50 < mkillebrew> die brave and unarmed light might european man
15:50 < mrWhiteMD> go for AR15 then
15:51 < mkillebrew> can't carry a rifle daily
15:51 < ihre> > stops a crime in progress, but only when its your life :3
15:51 < ihre> cute
15:51 < mkillebrew> striker fired is still for dorks, hammer for life
15:51 < ihre> im fine with being unarmed mkillebrew, thank you
15:52 < mkillebrew> fine, I'm not asking you to be armed
15:52 < tsarbomba> mighty european man has strength in (white) numbers
15:52 < mkillebrew> do what you please, and I'll do as I please
15:52 < tsarbomba> and tiki torches. lots of tiki torches.
15:52 < mrWhiteMD> Crazy Americans ))
15:52 < mrWhiteMD> Even in Soviet Russia we can't buy weapons
15:53 < mrWhiteMD> s/we/you
15:53 <+layer-eight> mrWhiteMD meant: "Even in Soviet Russia you can't buy youapons"
15:53 < meowschwitz> remove huylo from promises
15:53 < tsarbomba> in soviet russia comrade putin is leader for life
15:54 < mrghostman> lecturing americans about guns while they have stations for surrendering your KNIVES in england...yeah...the weapons are the problem
15:54 < ihre> who is lecturing who .. ?
15:54 < mkillebrew> who is lecturing whom
15:54 < ihre> touche
15:54 < mkillebrew> subject vs object
15:55 < mrWhiteMD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0
15:55 <+layer-eight> YouTube Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 1) from BARE -- Netflix Special by 2015-10-09T18:51:57.000Z (duration: 7:48) on Sat Oct 10 01:51:57 UTC 2015, 2015-10-09T18:51:57.000Z views
15:55 < mrWhiteMD> perfect ! )
15:55 < tsarbomba> i refused to buy the ac/dc album "who made who" because of the grammatical inaccuracy in the album title
15:55 < ihre> but we'll never understand mrWhiteMD :3
15:55 < meowschwitz> gun control is stance, breathing and trigger discipline
15:56 < ihre> sounds like CS
15:56 < mkillebrew> leave politics out of it
15:56 < ihre> Politics? Counter-Strike politics?
15:57 < ihre> vote on rush a or b?
15:57 < mkillebrew> Casteil: do you IDPA?
15:57 < tsarbomba> rush the CTs ignore the bombsite
15:57 < Casteil> mkillebrew: nope.. can't afford the boolets
15:57 < Casteil> well, I can, but I've got better things to spend money on now that I have a house
15:58 < mkillebrew> Is that why you got a P365 instaed of a proper pistol?
15:58 < mrWhiteMD> you have 80% to use your gun on yourself than shoot somebody else ))
15:59 < ihre> tbf i'd buy a gun if it wouldnt be such a pain in the ass to get one here, but then again, not for 'protection', just to have fun while shooting on a range or something
16:00 < mkillebrew> I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority of us that carries a hammer-fired gun now, being either a 1911 or a USP.
16:00 < mkillebrew> everyone else jumped on the Glock, Kahr, XD, M&P, or whatever train
16:01 < ihre> as an EDC (CCW)?
16:01 < mkillebrew> yes
16:01 < Casteil> mkillebrew: you do you
16:01 < arlion> anyone got a hack for .bashrc file to automatically append sudo to every command?
16:01 < Casteil> I have a hammer-fired gun but it's big and clunky
16:02 < dragonfleas> i shouldn't have came into work at 7 lmao
16:02 < Casteil> not really carry-friendly
16:02 < ihre> arlion: ... edgy
16:02 < ihre> why the fuck would you do that ? :\
16:02 < arlion> ihre: I maintain to many god dam servers.
16:02 < mrWhiteMD> .yt Kiss - Love Gun
16:02 <+layer-eight> YouTube kiss - love gun - https://youtu.be/trR5ROuf1Uk
16:02 < dragonfleas> i have an M&P Shield .40 i like it a lot as my carry firearm
16:02 < mkillebrew> why sudo everything?
16:02 < arlion> I don't have time for bullshit typing of sudo
16:02 < arlion> I already log in as root every
16:02 < arlion> where
16:02 < arlion> Adding sudo is just like logging in as root
16:02 < ihre> so why still need sudo ... ?
16:03 < arlion> Cause im removing root ssh logins.
16:03 < ihre> kek
16:03 < ihre> what the fuck
16:03 < arlion> for the exact reasons like ... me
16:03 < ihre> so youre shooting yourself in the left foot, and planning to take a shot at the right one as well
16:03 < Casteil> mrWhiteMD: you're entitled to your opinion, but don't expect a cop to be any help when you're actively being mugged
16:03 < ihre> sounds like a great plan :^)
16:03 < arlion> 1) We are moving to a 2 factor authentication everywhere.
16:04 < mkillebrew> just sudo su - then
16:04 < kronis> What the hell did I just join
16:04 < ihre> but no, i dont have such a .bashrc template handy
16:04 < mkillebrew> which is a stupid thing to do
16:04 < mkillebrew> but whatever
16:04 < arlion> Per PCI compliance 3.1, we are required two factor authentication to every one of our servers.
16:04 < arlion> So with that, I also have to remove root login access.
16:05 < mkillebrew> just alias the commands you need to sudo for and leave the rest be
16:05 < mkillebrew> don't login as root, you lose your audit trail
16:05 < mkillebrew> don't sudo to root, you also lose your audit trail
16:05 < arlion> mkillebrew: doesn't work, I use a lot of non-interactive shell commands..
16:05 < mkillebrew> like what
16:05 < ihre> you just got on the ansible bandwagon, what are you doing by hand that you cant do through ansible?
16:05 < arlion> Are you familiar with a tool called, radssh?
16:06 < ihre> a cluster ssh tool
16:06 < arlion> with radssh --username=arlion 10.10.10.1-254
16:06 < arlion> I can log into all 254 servers at the same time and issue the same command to every box.
16:06 < ihre> .... ansible ....
16:06 < arlion> great for troubleshooting.
16:06 < mkillebrew> you should really be using like ansible, or puppet, or salt
16:06 < arlion> ihre: we are transitioning to ansible
16:06 < mkillebrew> certainly salt though
16:07 < arlion> yo.
16:07 < arlion> yo.
16:07 < mkillebrew> because salt is the best ever
16:07 < ihre> so dont through a tool in between, really, just go straight to ansible, not with tower, just over ssh
16:07 < ihre> or salt
16:07 < arlion> We have 17k servers. It's going to be a really long time before we have ansible written for everything
16:07 < ihre> but that personal preference i guess :p
16:07 < arlion> We are transitioning to it, yes.
16:07 < arlion> I'm writing a lot of code to support it, yes.
16:07 < ihre> you cant transition to ansible since you run it from your local machine
16:07 < ihre> tower is another story
16:08 < ihre> -f 254 done
16:08 < arlion> But in the present time, logging in to support and remediate issues is always going to be a necessity.
16:08 < ihre> have your ansible module take care of privilege escalation
16:08 < felda> mistiry only knows how to cook chilidogs and that's it
16:08 < arlion> ihre: how so?
16:09 < ihre> how so what?
16:09 < arlion> how can ansible module handle priviledge escalation?
16:09 < ihre> become_user
16:09 < ihre> http://docs.ansible.com/ansible/devel/user_guide/become.html
16:09 < ihre> -b/-S/-k
16:09 < arlion> can I drop in as an interactive user/
16:10  * tsarbomba clamps felda's head in a vise
16:10 < arlion> tsarbomba: yikes, be nice.
16:10 < felda> You've subscribed to FELDA FACTS
16:10 < felda> tsarbomba regularly uses a Doritos based dry shampoo
16:10 < arlion> tsarbomba: unless, of course. He has committed a crime. In which, the proper punshment would be putting his head in the stocks.
16:11 < ihre> if youre running interactive commands over 254 servers, youre executing the same shit on each and everyone, why not move that to ansible and be done with it, its not like youre tailing a log from 254 servers at the same time or something
16:11 < ihre> but meh
16:11 < tsarbomba> s/ FACTS/'S ALTERNATIVE
16:11 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "You've subscribed to FELDA'S ALTERNATIVE"
16:11 < arlion> ihre: .. but we are.
16:11 < ihre> omg
16:11 < tsarbomba> s/ALTERNATIVE/ALTERNATIVE FACTS
16:11 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "You've subscribed to FELDA'S ALTERNATIVE FACTS"
16:11  * tsarbomba grumbles
16:11 < ihre> nvm then, sounds like youre in a shitshow :\
16:11 < arlion> ihre: yeah, it's a problem with scale.
16:11 < tsarbomba> ruh roh
16:11 < felda> :O
16:11 < felda> are all those people actually the same?
16:12 < arlion> ihre: not really. It's very manageable. We have a lot of code to support the application.
16:12 < tsarbomba> they're the same in that they use irccloud
16:12 < ihre> and if youre tailing logs, move that shit to a centralized log server
16:12 < arlion> ihre: we don't have a server large enough to store that much logs.
16:12 < arlion> ihre: so let's talk about that.
16:12 < ihre> so loadbalance it and have another tool graph it/index it
16:12 < arlion> ihre: centralized logging.
16:13 < ihre> graylog + sidecar collector
16:13 < arlion> ihre: in order to accommodate 17k servers centralized logging in accordance with PCI compliance, 30 days hot, 360 days cold storage of all logs.
16:13 < tsarbomba> o noez russia is attacking http://www.newsweek.com/twitter-down-us-and-uk-889406
16:14 < JFDkthx> not my twitter
16:14 <+TuxedoJack> And nothing of value is list
16:14 < arlion> ihre: we are building a massive ELK stack.
16:14 <+TuxedoJack> *Lost
16:14 < JFDkthx> thats how i get all of my news
16:14 < ihre> Boo, elk
16:14 < arlion> ihre: it's one of very few solutions  that can handle the load.
16:14 < ihre> Rbac is not required in that setup?
16:14 < ihre> Or you're paying for xshield?
16:14 < arlion> ihre: graylog we currently use for log searching, with only three servers as indexs we CRUSH it
16:15 < arlion> ihre: I don't know those answers.
16:15 < arlion> ihre: I do know that one person has been developing a terraform + packer -> AWS dynamic load scaling ELK
16:16 < ihre> So it's not about scale but the cost of keeping it up and running for those requirements
16:16 < arlion> with the ability to spin up and shut down indexes as influx of logs come in.
16:16 < arlion> ihre: it's certainly both.
16:16 < arlion> ihre: both with our scale, we have suffered heavily.
16:16 < arlion> I must stress, my department has 17k servers.
16:17 < arlion> There are other departments and other parts of the company that have thousands of servers for them too.
16:17 < arlion> The smallest being our windows department with probably around 100.
16:17 < arlion> I would estimate with have 30k servers amoung 3 data centers.
16:17 < arlion> That's the scale we are talking about.
16:18 < arlion> and no answer is ever an easy solution here.
16:18 < ihre> i get it, the dots, youre stressing over it, but in the end, if you configure that the right way you could have puppet/salt/ansible/??? just autoscale that stuff, which translates into costs required to have the resources available for it, but tailing a log over 254 seems like a wrong approach (to me) :p
16:19 < ihre> trigger a webhook based on an api call to graylog for current incoming messages, or something like that
16:19 < arlion> autoscale is where we are going too. We have a couple hundred servers in ASG in AWS.
16:19 < Hatter> arlion: braggart
16:19 < arlion> The majority of our servers are physical
16:20 < arlion> ihre: yeah, that part is the easy part.
16:20 < arlion> In fact, there are multiple teams (which I am really sour I am not present) that are meeting with AWS themselves about moving a whole datacenter in the cloud.
16:22 < arlion> Sorry, it's clear that my frustrations have boiled over.
16:22 < felda> Using advanced tracking methods I can figure out unique and interesting facts about most IRC users
16:22 < Casteil> <dragonfleas> i have an M&P Shield .40 i like it a lot as my carry firearm < I've got a Shield 9mm that will soon be replaced by the P365 :P
16:22 < felda> I call them FELDA FACTS
16:22 < ihre> feldatracking?
16:22 < felda> yes
16:22 < Casteil> I like it, but 7+1 capacity is kinda weak (even worse for .40)
16:23 < Casteil> neat thing about the p365 is the fact that it's 10+1 and *smaller* than the Shield
16:23 < felda> Ooooh I've got a new fact coming in
16:23 < ihre> is feldatracking opt-out?
16:23 < xtensive> on your dot matrix printer felda ?
16:23 < Casteil> 3 more rds == 37.5% moar ammos
16:24 < mkillebrew> psh, 12+1 of .45
16:24 < Casteil> in a huge gun
16:24 < mkillebrew> The HK45 is only a 10rd mag :( sticking with the USP
16:24 < Casteil> your USP is probably as big as my PX4 which holds 17+1
16:24 < Casteil> :P
16:24 <+giant_it_burrit> if you need that much 45
16:25 <+giant_it_burrit> you are not having a good time
16:25 < mkillebrew> I haven't needed a single round yet
16:25 < mkillebrew> so it's working out pretty well
16:25 < ihre> dont you shoot in the air to celebrate? :(
16:26 < mkillebrew> yeah, because I want to be charged with a felony...
16:26 < felda> Sorry back had to help someone
16:26 < felda> that fact
16:26 < kuahara> Ah, the local old people ads:  "Inspire Dell laptop comes windows 9 with a charger. Nothing wrong with it. Perfect condition"
16:26 < mkillebrew> I also ride my horse to the grocery store here in Texas
16:26 < felda> oooh
16:26 < felda> Casteil has a very large collection of caulk guns.
16:27 < Casteil> I have one
16:27 < Casteil> and it doesn't even have the little poker tip for starting a new caulk tube
16:27 < mkillebrew> where they sell only meat, hang gays, and don't accept paper money because the federal goverment is out to get us, it's gold only
16:27 < felda> I think it's a little more than one.  Lets be real here
16:27 < Casteil> I had to climb down off my roof and find a long screw to get the roof sealant tube started :(
16:27 < mkillebrew> then barbecue myself up some lunch and fire wildly into the air
16:27 < ravioli> twitter down for anyone else?
16:27 < xtensive> what happened to your pokie bit Casteil ?  It's suppose to be riveted on the end
16:27 < felda> yeah
16:28 < Casteil> xtensive: the caulk gun I bought doesn't have one
16:28 < xtensive> that's insane
16:28 < ravioli> is that a yeah for me felda?
16:28 < felda> ?
16:29 < felda> por que?
16:29 < ravioli> also good morning.
16:29 < felda> no hablas english
16:29 < felda> but yeah twitter is borked for me
16:29 < ravioli> hm
16:29 < L3gacy> good bacon unto all
16:30 < dragonfleas> Casteil, honestly I'm going to be replacing my shield too, I'm not sure what I'll replace it with yet, but .40 on a small gun like that has a little too much recoil for my taste
16:30 < Casteil> haha, yeah
16:30 <+giant_it_burrit> i got an xd-s
16:31 <+giant_it_burrit> the single stack 45
16:31 < Casteil> my buddy has a .40 springfield EMP
16:31 < Casteil> and it makes my Shield feel tame
16:31 < felda> I actually just got an old lever action Sears Model 5 (Winchester 150 clone)
16:31 < Casteil> https://www.springfield-armory.com/products/1911-emp-40-cal/ < one of these
16:31 < technonerd> http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/freedom-of-information-request-privacy-breach-teen-speaks-out-1.4621970
16:31 < Casteil> shit's super heavy too because it's all steel
16:31 < technonerd> incrementing a number lands you in jail
16:31 < Casteil> weighs almost twice as much as my Shield
16:31 < technonerd> yet again
16:31 < mkillebrew> yeee emp
16:31 <@killdash9> for his 21st birthday I bought my son an XD-S. Good choice, giant_it_burrit
16:31 < mkillebrew> why not .45 though
16:32  * Casteil shrugs
16:32 < Casteil> mkillebrew: also, that gun has been *horrible* for failures
16:32 < felda> Casteil I actually live in between Rock Island Armoury and Sprinfield Armory :D
16:32 < Casteil> literally averages a FTF/FTE every magazine
16:32 < felda> I get the best of both worlds
16:32 < Casteil> told my buddy that it's not normal for a gun to fail that often even during break-in
16:32 < mkillebrew> has it?
16:33 < mkillebrew> I don't have any .40s, lots of proper 1911s though
16:33 < Casteil> he's so fucking lazy though he never contacted springfield for warranty
16:33 < Casteil> I don't fucking get him
16:33 <@killdash9> 1911 is all you need.
16:34 < Casteil> 1911s are effective, but that's a bit like saying a 1970 monte carlo is all you need
16:35 < ekaj> .bofh
16:35 <+layer-eight> ekaj, BOFH says: bit bucket overflow
16:36 < mkillebrew> they're thin and conceal nicely though
16:36 < Casteil> give me a subcompact with 7-11 rounds over a big, heavy single stack 7+1 1911 any day
16:37 <@killdash9> Git gud and hit your target. :P
16:37 < mkillebrew> it's not big, it's lon
16:37 < mkillebrew> *long
16:37 < mkillebrew> but super flat
16:38 < Casteil> long and tall
16:39 <@killdash9> my Compact Custom is neither long nor tall. No one CHLs a full-sized 1911. Ok, no one sane does.
16:39 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: you around?
16:39 <+giant_it_burrit> what is sane?
16:39 < Casteil> ...then it's not a 1911
16:39 < DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: yea whats up?
16:39 < JFDkthx> killdash9: what, you dont like CC a pistol the size of your thigh
16:39 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: recruiter said he would be reaching out
16:40 < DrGibby|> sounds good :D
16:40 < DrGibby|> I appreciate it NinjaStyle
16:40 < grumplestiltzkin> killdash9: my brother in law's dad daily carries a fullsize kimber.   in a shoulder holster.   he only wears pearlsnap shirts
16:40 <+NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: I am assuming via email
16:41 < JFDkthx> grumplestiltzkin: old manager used to have a shoulder holster.
16:41 < grumplestiltzkin> also, his ~$2k kimber 1911 has had a few timing issues, just saying
16:41 < DrGibby|> e-mail or call, either is fine
16:41 < JFDkthx> isnt that the problem with a lot of matched 1911s tho
16:42 < grumplestiltzkin> I've heard similar
16:42 <@killdash9> grumplestiltzkin: the shirt is a dead giveaway someone is carrying.
16:43 < grumplestiltzkin> or that someone is an oldschool cowboy
16:44 < Casteil> I guess I'm a bit utilitarian where handguns are concerned
16:44 < Casteil> I like capacity, efficiency, and reliability
16:44 <@killdash9> Casteil: yep. And that's why I use what I do.
16:44 < Casteil> (efficiency being low weight)
16:45 <@killdash9> I was raised on 1911s. It's all I ever knew growing up with a Marine Corps father and grandfather(who shot on the Corps pistol team)
16:47 < Casteil> meh
16:48 < Casteil> a micro sub-compact 9mm w/ 10+1 mags @ 5.8 x 1 x 4.3" and 17.8oz is just a really nice little package
16:48 < grumplestiltzkin> I was supposed to shoot division match.  I had a team put together and everything - you have to have an officer, a NCO, a nonrate,  someone who has shot match before, and someone who has *not* iirc.      I had my team put together, and all keyed up for it.     Then that terrible tsunami happened, and we had to go to indonesia instead, so I never got to compete (rifle and pistol)
16:49 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: is IWB carrying a g19 in a tuckable holster not an option?
16:49 < dragonfleas> apparently when i was drunk last night I asked a girl on a date? she's texting me about our date on friday and i don't remember what she looks like
16:49 < Casteil> I love subcompacts but only when they don't sacrifice much in the way of capacity
16:49 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: I thought about the G19
16:49 < dragonfleas> i'm in trouble
16:49 < Casteil> then the Sig P320 came along
16:49 < dragonfleas> i probably had beer goggles on
16:49 < dragonfleas> Casteil, i recently shot one of those at the range and it was super nice to shoot
16:49 <@killdash9> meh? Ok, you've convinced me. I'm going to throw out 45 years of familiarity with a proven platform based on your succinct arguement.
16:50 < Casteil> g19 or P320?
16:50 < dragonfleas> P320
16:50 < Casteil> killdash9: I'm just stating my view, you do you buddy
16:50 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: it would take an awful lot of convincing to IWB something other than a g19, for me - but reliability and grip angle are yuje.     for boot carry, that sig p365 sure looks like the ticket
16:51 < Casteil> I've merely held the p320 - feels really nice in the hand and the trigger was also very nice
16:51 <+giant_it_burrit> killdash9: i got my xd-s because if my aim is true and i hit with 5 .45 and its still not done im fucked anyway
16:51 <@killdash9> ^^^^
16:52 <@killdash9> if you can't solve the problem with 6-8 rounds of .45ACP it likely ain't getting solved with 15 rounds of 9mm.
16:53 < Casteil> killdash9: that argument is about as old as 1911s
16:53 <@killdash9> and still true too
16:53 < grumplestiltzkin> for someone who has never been on a two-way range, those extra rounds might be useful, just sayin
16:54 < Casteil> armchair commandos love making that statement but fail to consider that your accuracy tends to go straight to shit when you're in a high stress situation
16:54 < SpookyCrisp> I'll just stick with my G19.
16:54 < SpookyCrisp> Although, I do enjoy my G30S.
16:54 < Casteil> anyway, like I said... you do you
16:54 <@killdash9> same commandos never train with their wepons too.
16:55 < onenerdyguy> Any of you guys have a "pocket Ethernet" ?
16:55 < grumplestiltzkin> or - you know, if like 4 guys kick in a door that you are on the other side of.      I'm not just  *OMG AMMO CAPACITY*, but its the counterpoint to the 'if it aint solved with X rounds'
16:55 < SpookyCrisp> onenerdyguy, I do.
16:55 <+giant_it_burrit> im not turning down a 9mm
16:55 <+giant_it_burrit> im just saying if im picking im picking 45
16:55 < SpookyCrisp> 10mm is best mm
16:55 <+giant_it_burrit> i cant
16:55 <@killdash9> 15 roudns ain't dropping 4 guys, no matter how accurate you think you are.
16:55 <+giant_it_burrit> too much fallout
16:55 < dragonfleas> 10mm is god tier at this point in time
16:55 <+giant_it_burrit> and i still cant find my 10mm socket
16:56 < grumplestiltzkin> 10mm sockets go to the same place as socks in the dryer
16:56 < SpookyCrisp> giant_it_burrit, I have like 5 of those.
16:56 < Casteil> killdash9: you're more likely to succeed with 14-16 9mm than 8 45.
16:56 < onenerdyguy> SpookyCrisp, worth the dosch compared to a fluke?
16:56 < SpookyCrisp> Still can't find it.
16:56 <+giant_it_burrit> i had  at least that many
16:56 < xtensive> the 10 and 12 always the first to disappear giant_it_burrit
16:56 < Nightcinder> https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/17/north-and-south-korea-reportedly-set-to-announce-official-end-to-war.html is this just for appearances
16:56 < SpookyCrisp> onenerdyguy, I liked the fluke I used. But never had experience with dosch.
16:57 < Casteil> anyway, caliber vs capacity has been done to death and I"m a little disappointed someone just had to bring it up
16:57 <@killdash9> bullets aren't magic. even 4 rounds per baddie will not stop them all. Even with near-perfect placement
16:57 < tsarbomba> caliber vs. capacity = solved by a 10 round factory magazine
16:57 < tsarbomba> also, killdash9, i carry a full-sized hammer pistol
16:57 <@killdash9> pro tip: don't get into gun fights. Problem solved.
16:57 <+giant_it_burrit> im not lanning
16:57 < tsarbomba> i carried my grandfather's 1911 for years. now i carry a full-frame p220
16:57 < onenerdyguy> SpookyCrisp, ha, i meant is it worth the money, if a department doesn't have *any* tool beyond a standard toner now
16:57 <+giant_it_burrit> thats why i carry a knife
16:58 < ravioli> THAT'S NOT A KNIFE
16:58  * ravioli takes out large knife
16:58 < tsarbomba> NOW THAT'S A KNIFE
16:58 < ravioli> THIS IS A KNIFE
16:58 < Casteil> thing is, with 9mm you can fit more rounds in a smaller, easier to carry package :P
16:58 < Casteil> i.e. the sig p365 :D
16:58 < tsarbomba> thing is with 9mm you start producing estrogen just because
16:58 <@killdash9> smaller? not unless you go single-stack
16:58 < Casteil> 10+1 in about as small of a gun as you can get (within reason)
16:58  * xtensive clicks pen menacingly 
16:58 <@killdash9> and then the arguement is done
16:58 < tsarbomba> ^
16:58 <+giant_it_burrit> killdash9: the xd-s is what 4"?
16:58 <+giant_it_burrit> if that
16:59 <+giant_it_burrit> ...lmgtfm
16:59 <@killdash9> barrel is 3.3"
16:59 < grumplestiltzkin> killdash9: if 4 rounds per baddie isn't sufficient, how is a 6-8 round mag going to git'r'done?    not including the backup mag that everyone carries 24x7
16:59 <+giant_it_burrit> sorry its 6 of 45
16:59 <@killdash9> I'm saying nothing in a single magazine is sufficent against 4 baddies in your house.
16:59 < xtensive> shotgun
17:00 <@killdash9> unless it's a 60 round drum I supposed
17:00  * tsarbomba quick calculations
17:00 < Casteil> sig p365 is 10+1, 5.8" x 4.3" x 1" - 17.8oz ... a 1911 is like 8.6" x 5.5" x 0.9" 35-40oz
17:00 < SpookyCrisp> killdash9, I have a 33 round mag on my nightstand.
17:00 < Casteil> 1911s are huge and heavy
17:00 < tsarbomba> my magazine bag carries two ten-rounders. i usually have the 8-round in with a full load of JHP too
17:00 < Casteil> and lower capacity than a much smaller gun, that's all I'm saying
17:00 <@killdash9> Casteil: now you're talking out your ass.
17:00 < tsarbomba> 28 rounds, 4 attackers? i like my odds
17:00 < tsarbomba> s/huge and heavy/A FUCKING MAN'S GUN
17:00 < felda> I would like to remind everyone that this is a PROFESSIONAL systems administrator channel and we should stay on topic.
17:00 <+layer-eight> Casteil meant: "1911s are A FUCKING MAN'S GUN"
17:00 <@killdash9> compact 1911s are a thing
17:00 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: yeah - I always figure around 4 lbs for a loaded 1911
17:00 < Casteil> killdash9: talkign out my ass with pure factual information?
17:01 <+giant_it_burrit> Casteil: when did we talk about a 1911 im talking carrying a 45
17:01 < Casteil> killdash9: Ok link me one
17:01 < tsarbomba> um
17:01 <+giant_it_burrit> https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwisqfmjycHaAhVRON8KHbeYBmoQFghIMAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.springfield-armory.com%2Fproducts%2Fxd-s-mod-2-3-3-single-stack-45acp%2F&usg=AOvVaw3nHRHK-Ud3dhLSa0hwm6tU
17:01 < tsarbomba> 1911s started out in .45 auto
17:01 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: killdash9 has a raging hard on for 1911s :P
17:01 <+giant_it_burrit> xd-s
17:01 <+giant_it_burrit> so do i
17:01 < tsarbomba> and in fact historically most of them have been .45
17:01 <+giant_it_burrit> but i was advocating .45
17:01 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: see, no thanks
17:01 <+giant_it_burrit> why
17:01 < Casteil> 5+1? might as well carry a damn revolver
17:01 <@killdash9> yeah, we're done here
17:02 < tsarbomba> 5+1?
17:02 < tsarbomba> why do your mags keep getting smaller?
17:02 < grumplestiltzkin> tsarbomba: also single stack, per the original design.
17:02 < Casteil> XD-S 45
17:02 < Casteil> tsarbomba: what giant_it_burrit just linked
17:02 < tsarbomba> oh, a micro 45
17:02 < tsarbomba> yeah i ignore urls that go more than 2 lines
17:02 <+giant_it_burrit> thats what ive been talking about
17:02 < Casteil> it's bigger than the Sig p365 and half the capacity :P
17:02 < Casteil> longer, taller, heavier... only slightly thinner
17:03 < JFDkthx> killdash9: i would like to argue that a single mag of 50AE is enough for 4 home invaders
17:03 < DrGibby|> faster, stronger
17:03 < grumplestiltzkin> the cash I won by betting on Trump winning the election was going to go to buy a G20 - I haven't purchased yet because waiting ot see how the 5th gens do the first year or so
17:03 < tsarbomba> jfdkthx, doubtful. isn't that 7+1?
17:03 < JFDkthx> yeah
17:03 < JFDkthx> but as loud as it is
17:03 < tsarbomba> .50ae kicks like a mule. you're not going to get off back to back shots cleanly
17:03 < Casteil> 50 ae is pretty ridiculous lol
17:03 <+giant_it_burrit> https://www.sigsauer.com/store/1911-ultra-compact.html
17:03 < JFDkthx> they should run in terror
17:03 <+giant_it_burrit> <2 pounds
17:04 < grumplestiltzkin> if you are shooting 50ae, and you aren't robocop, you're doin it rong
17:04 <+giant_it_burrit> 7+1
17:04 < tsarbomba> i actually dig the .357 mag desert eagle. the frame's size and heft keep it pretty wel under control
17:04 < JFDkthx> why not get the 357 1911
17:04 <+giant_it_burrit> because we were discussing 45
17:04 < tsarbomba> because i don't particularly want a .357/.38
17:04 < Casteil> soo giant_it_burrit sig p365 is 10+1, 5.8" x 4.3" x 1" - 17.8oz... 1911 ultra compact: 7+1, 6.8" x 4.8" x 1.4" and 28oz
17:04 <+giant_it_burrit> and if im getting a 1911 im getting 45
17:04 < tsarbomba> ^
17:04 < tsarbomba> oh. and who the fuck bought a $2000 kimber?
17:04 < JFDkthx> hk45?
17:04 < Casteil> that's hilariously bad if you're comparing just the dimensions/weight
17:04 < JFDkthx> not for you?
17:05  * tsarbomba scrolled back
17:05 <+giant_it_burrit> im not trying to be comfy
17:05 <+giant_it_burrit> if i did i wouldnt carry
17:05 < tsarbomba> kimbers are decent. there's no universe in which i'd pay $2000 for a kimber over, say, a colt 2011
17:05 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: I'm still waiting on killdash9 to link a compact 1911 because I know it's not going to come anywhere near as close for size/capacity to the Sig p365
17:05 < Casteil> (nothing does.)
17:05 < tsarbomba> you're comparing 9mm luger to .45 auto though
17:05 < tsarbomba> i wouldn't feel safe unless i triple-tapped with the 9mm
17:06 < Casteil> lol.
17:06 < Casteil> don't buy in to stopping power bullshit
17:06 < JFDkthx> shoot two more times after the first three
17:06 < tsarbomba> i'm talking about straight-up ballistics
17:06 < JFDkthx> just to make sure
17:06 < Casteil> modern 9mm JHP is quite effective
17:06 < tsarbomba> 'stopping power' isn't a thing
17:06 < tsarbomba> what grain is your jhp?
17:06 < JFDkthx> wound size is what you're looking for
17:06 < JFDkthx> cavity
17:06 < JFDkthx> w.e
17:06 < grumplestiltzkin> At some point, after I buy a few rental houses, I would probably buy a custom 1911 in that range - but I seriously can't see daily carrying something that  I would cry if I had to drop it on the ground - I don't even pay $2k for rifles (minus optics)
17:06 < tsarbomba> jfdkthx, and the fact that subsonic rounds are more likely to bounce around and do some serious damage
17:06 < Casteil> I use Federal HST 124gr +P
17:07 <+giant_it_burrit> i was looking for a 1911
17:07 <+giant_it_burrit> thats what i gave
17:07 <+giant_it_burrit> the xd-s was around 550
17:07 < tsarbomba> my edc round is the fedral hydra-shok
17:07 < Casteil> which is probably about 550-600J or just a little weaker than a typical 45 load
17:07 < tsarbomba> 230gr
17:07 < JFDkthx> i've got those hornyday CHD rounds
17:07 < tsarbomba> giant_it_burrit: do you carry extra magazines
17:08  * cantibot dirty AK with a beam on it
17:08  * cantibot clip so long i could lean on it!
17:08 < tsarbomba> i always hear bad things about hornaday but i think that's because of those green tip rounds
17:08 < tsarbomba> some LEO friends of mine like the 'standard' hornaday jhp
17:08 <+giant_it_burrit> tsarbomba: 1 extra on me
17:08 < tsarbomba> so basically up to 11 rounds
17:08 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: you know what's funny? people complain about the Sig p365 having a $599 MSRP
17:08 < tsarbomba> in a .45 that will get you out of a pinch
17:08 <+giant_it_burrit> if i need more than that im dead
17:08 < tsarbomba> pretty much
17:09 < JFDkthx> or ambitious
17:09 <+giant_it_burrit> the second mag is in case of a mag issueo or something
17:09 < cantibot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXfsGBZB8qU
17:09 <+layer-eight> YouTube NOVESKE: GEN4 | GHETTO BLASTER by 2017-11-21T14:00:07.000Z (duration: 1:30) on Tue Nov 21 21:00:07 UTC 2017, 2017-11-21T14:00:07.000Z views
17:09 <+giant_it_burrit> i dont have time to fuck with the mag
17:09 <+giant_it_burrit> drop it and try again
17:09 < cantibot> NOVESKE=LIFE
17:09 < Casteil> ok, I suppose it's a bit higher than most subcompacts, but on the other hand, I don't think any subcompacts come with factory tritium night sights (typically +$100 addon) or the size/capacity ratio the P365 offers
17:09 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: I kind-of get it.  I'm kind of the same way. like - you want to pay less for a smaller caliber.  but then you common-sense it, and realize that you need to pay more for quality, so it's OK
17:10 < Casteil> yep, plus there's no other gun that offers 10+1 capacity in anything close to the same size
17:10 < grumplestiltzkin> for sure, a p365 is a totally solid package at $600
17:10 < Casteil> I've got mine on order for $460 :D
17:10 < tsarbomba> p365 seems to be directly competing with the shield 9
17:10 < Casteil> p365 is in direct competition with the shield, the G43, LC9 and a number of other subcompacts
17:11 <+giant_it_burrit> i like my baby 45
17:11 < grumplestiltzkin> unless some kind of terrible defect shows up, the only plausible downside for a p365 vs shield is the price
17:11 < tsarbomba> i love everything about my 220. i'd get the smaller frame version for carry if i had size problems with a full-frame
17:11 < Casteil> you can claim I've drank the koolaid all you want but p365 is the only gun I've seen recently that is actually living up to the 'game changing' claims
17:12 < tsarbomba> what? it's a 9. no games are changed.
17:12 <+giant_it_burrit> not looking to change the game
17:12 < Casteil> it's technically impressive that they managed to fit 10rds in that small of a package :P
17:12 < tsarbomba> it's a decent gun. sig makes excellent hardware. take the win.
17:12 < grumplestiltzkin> the koolaid is real. it really did
17:12 <+giant_it_burrit> i looked for a 45 in the smallest form factor that wasnt a derringer
17:12 < ekaj> even after 6 years a replacement mobo for my laptop is 240.. rip
17:12 < Casteil> <grumplestiltzkin> unless some kind of terrible defect shows up < In all honesty the p365 had some issues with early models but all reports on the new models have been positive
17:13 < tsarbomba> replacing a laptop mobo is thankless. i can hardly be fucked to pull my laptops apart every so often for a thorough cleaning
17:13 < tsarbomba> any magazine feed issues?
17:13 < Casteil> I'm pretty confident; people just love to get together and shit on sig
17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> im not shitting on sig
17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> im just adocating for 45
17:14 < Casteil> tsarbomba: afaik the main issue seems to have been failure to go into battery due to limp wristing
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> *advocating
17:14 < grumplestiltzkin> I make the occasional joke about taking apart a sig being like disassembling a swiss watch, but its all in good fun
17:14 < tsarbomba> oh i won't shit on sig. the p220 da/sa action basically reframed my view on pistol shooting
17:14 < Casteil> <3
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> huehuehue'
17:14 < Casteil> killdash9 = butthurt
17:14  * mkillebrew gets his SVT-40 out for daily carry
17:14 < mkillebrew> in case the germans come back
17:14 <+giant_it_burrit> mkillebrew: you nazi
17:14  * Casteil gets his lever 45-70 out for daily carry
17:14 < tsarbomba> wait does that mean i can break out my remington 700
17:14 < mkillebrew> no... SVT is Soviet
17:15 < mkillebrew> G.43 would be nazi
17:15 < grumplestiltzkin> tsarbomba: if it has the new (or aftermarket) trigger that doesn't go bang when you drop it
17:15 < mkillebrew> I don't have one of those yet
17:15 <+giant_it_burrit> mkillebrew: im calling you a nazi because you are carrying an assault rifle
17:15 <+giant_it_burrit> huehuehue
17:15 < Casteil> <mkillebrew> G.43 would be nazi < wut? how
17:15 < tsarbomba> old rifle, new trigger (and barrel)
17:15 < mkillebrew> giant_it_burrit: That's not clever
17:15 < tsarbomba> newish
17:16 < tsarbomba> it doesn't go bang when you drop it but it can do magical things with .308
17:16 <+giant_it_burrit> Casteil: he means a gehwer 43
17:16 < JFDkthx> Casteil: brb grabbing my 38-55
17:16 <@killdash9> Lever action 30-30 is superior. More rounds is always better, dumbass.
17:16 < Casteil> without knowing intimate details of their history, I think H&K would be more nazi than glock :P
17:16 < JFDkthx> i have one. it's great.
17:16 <+giant_it_burrit> brb grabbing my musket
17:16 < tsarbomba> bro i bolted like seven tube mags onto my rifle
17:16 < tsarbomba> ammo4days
17:17 < mkillebrew> I mean, I imagine a nazi-produced rifle would be nazi
17:17 < mkillebrew> was I wrong?
17:17 < JFDkthx> yes
17:17 <+TuxedoJack> I feel fucking dirty adding mailgun.org to my SPF
17:17 <+giant_it_burrit> i have my  kar98
17:17 < JFDkthx> casual
17:17 <+giant_it_burrit> mmmm 8mm mauser
17:17 <+giant_it_burrit> with the ss stamps
17:17 < mkillebrew> I haven't found a good G.43 in condition I like for a price I find is appropriate yet
17:17 <+giant_it_burrit> you can smell the death
17:17 < mkillebrew> though I haven't been actively looking lately
17:18 < mkillebrew> g.43
17:18 < mkillebrew> oops
17:18 < tsarbomba> THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
17:18 <+giant_it_burrit> rip gunny
17:18 < tsarbomba> ++
17:18 < Casteil> killdash9: more rounds? 30-30 isn't exactly short :P
17:18 < tsarbomba> i watched siege of firebase gloria last night
17:18 < mkillebrew> so many nuances about buying a g.43 as well, just a pain in the ass
17:19 < Casteil> most 30-30 and 45-70 guns are tube fed
17:19 <@killdash9> don't matter. More=better. Always
17:19 < Casteil> ...but... there's not more
17:19 < mkillebrew> I also need a pre-64 1894 in .30 wcf
17:19 < grumplestiltzkin> giant_it_burrit: I have a m24-47  yugo in mauser 8mm.  its almost hte same thing as a kar98, but shorter.   8mm mauser is no joke, even with hte heavy wood stock
17:20 <@JollyRgrs> killdash9: more farts = better?
17:20 <@killdash9> I believe you can get a single extra 30-30 round in the tube.
17:20 <+giant_it_burrit> yes
17:20 < Casteil> and frankly given that they're almost exactly the same overall length you'd be able to fit about as many of either, and given that 45-70 is "moar powar", one could argue that 45-70 == "more=better"
17:20 < Casteil> ;)
17:20 <+giant_it_burrit> Casteil: suck ma deuce
17:20 < mkillebrew> psh, go all out and get 45-110
17:20 < Casteil> plus, 45-70 is just kind of badass :P
17:20 < mkillebrew> because to hell with your rotator cuff
17:20 <@killdash9> I only own a 30-30 though. If someone wants to donate a 45-70 for science....
17:20 < Casteil> no land animal on earth that the right 45-70 round can't kill :X
17:21 < mkillebrew> sperm whale
17:21 < grumplestiltzkin> a henry 30-30 lever is on my 'someday' list when other projects around the house etc don't need as much cash
17:21 < Casteil> >land animal
17:21 < Casteil> >sperm whale
17:21 < Casteil> choose one
17:21 < mkillebrew> sperm whale on land
17:21 < estranger> could happen.
17:21 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: there are a few.  I think htats why rigby 416 exists
17:21 < mkillebrew> commonly found with a pot of petunias
17:21 < xtensive> reverse scuba system
17:21 <@killdash9> grumplestiltzkin: Model 95 here. It's one of my most fun to shoot guns. Until your shoulder falls off
17:21 < grumplestiltzkin> my wifes uncle does frigging african safari hunts,  its like $5/rd
17:21 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: 45-70 rounds can penetrate 5-7 feet
17:22 < mkillebrew> feet of what, gelatin?
17:22 < Casteil> yo mamma
17:22 < Casteil> >.>
17:22 < mkillebrew> so... gelatin?
17:22 < Casteil> :P
17:22 < Casteil> killdash9: get one of these: https://www.marlinfirearms.com/lever-action/model-1895-big-bore/model-1895sbl
17:22 <@killdash9> 9mm > 45-70. Stopping power is a myth I was told.
17:22 <+giant_it_burrit> must be jelly cause jam dont shake
17:22 < Casteil> I've always kinda envied that model :(
17:22 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: eh - I'm just saying, the uncle who has trophies from the *ELEPHANT* he shot, he used 41 rigby.  and its a YUJE round
17:22 < Casteil> https://www.marlinfirearms.com/lever-action/model-1895-big-bore/model-1895gbl < I've got this one
17:23 < Casteil> still a really cool gun though
17:23 <+giant_it_burrit> 600 tyranasauras
17:23 < grumplestiltzkin> 416
17:24 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: lol, there's also like a bunch of ridiculous big bore "big game" rifles
17:24 < Casteil> that are total overkill
17:24 < grumplestiltzkin> like a 2-bore
17:24 < mkillebrew> I just like shooting paper and reactive targets
17:24 < Casteil> 577 tyrannasour, 600 nitro express, 700 nitro express, 950 nitro express
17:24 < Casteil> mainly "because we can" type deals
17:25 < grumplestiltzkin> basically if it says 'nitro express' you probably could get the jerb done with somehting less expensive
17:25 < Casteil> do you need 12,000 joules in a rifle round?  no, not really >.>
17:25 < grumplestiltzkin> unless bionic dinosaur aliens invade of course
17:25 < Casteil> those big game hunting rounds don't even have good long range ballistics
17:25 < mkillebrew> The nitro rounds were literally designed for elephants though
17:25 < mkillebrew> not necessarily overkill, it's a fucking elephant
17:25 < Casteil> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.950_JDJ < You've also got these things too... which are like 50,000 joules
17:26 < grumplestiltzkin> Casteil: some of the 'big game' rounds are like - in case that big game starts charging at you
17:26 <@killdash9> then you get out 17 rounds of 9mm.
17:26 <@killdash9> it's all you need
17:27 < Bru-> morn
17:27 < tsarbomba> aren't the nitro expresses basically wildcat rounds
17:27 < Casteil> 338 lapua, 50 bmg, 416 barrett all have their place in long range ballistics
17:27 < tsarbomba> i don't think i've ever seen them in mass production
17:27 < Casteil> tsarbomba: they're not mass produced at all
17:27 < tsarbomba> when i finally get an m82 it'll be in .50bmg
17:27 < Bru-> so im tasked with getting our environment bitlocker ready
17:27 < Bru-> any tips?
17:27 < Casteil> they're basically like "hey check out this huge ass gun" e-peen boosters :P
17:28 < tsarbomba> fuck a nitro express. i've fired a 20mm anzio anti-tank rifle.
17:28 < Casteil> tsarbomba: I'd like a barrett M107 but they're like $10k
17:28 < Hatter> does anyone here use synergy
17:28 < tsarbomba> casteil the prices on the 1st gen m82s have sunk slightly
17:28 < tsarbomba> you can get in on one in factory condition these days for around $7k if you look
17:28 <@killdash9> The Barrett price isn't the issue. It's the ammo costs that'll kill ya
17:28 < Casteil> but the M82 isn't bullpup yo
17:28 < tsarbomba> yep
17:28 < Casteil> wait a sec
17:29 < tsarbomba> i don't want a bullpup. i want a 1000m rifle.
17:29 < Casteil> wtf am I thinking
17:29 < Casteil> neither are
17:29 < Casteil> I think I'm thinking of the barrett m95 which is bolt
17:29 < Casteil> but yeah, M82s are still like $8-10k
17:30 <@killdash9> I get tempted by them occasionally then look at ammo costs to get me sane again.
17:30 < Bru-> i want an M2
17:30 < Bru-> good ole Ma Deuce
17:30 < tsarbomba> why do i keep stumbling across video of sean hannity interviewing hookers at the bunny ranch
17:30 < tsarbomba> did something happen this morning
17:30 < xtensive> He's Cohen's third client
17:31 < Casteil> ^
17:31 < tsarbomba> yeah but
17:31 <@killdash9> tsarbomba: I'mma guess it has something to do with his lawyer being known for paying off whores and such
17:31 < tsarbomba> did they actually find hush money
17:31 < tsarbomba> it would be hilarious if so
17:31 < Casteil> yep, the batshit conspiracy theorist seems to be part of a bit of a conspiracy himself
17:31 <@killdash9> ok, a Playboy bunny and porn actress aren't, technically, whores.
17:31 < tsarbomba> fox is probably not thrilled with him on account of how he was reporting almost exclusively on cohen for like 2 weeks
17:31 < scwizard> noooooooooooo
17:31 < scwizard> fiddler has ads now :(
17:31 < Casteil> killdash9: the nice thing about 45-70 is that it can be reloaded fairly easy
17:31 < tsarbomba> two playboy bunnies, killdash9
17:32 < scwizard> whyyyy
17:32 < Casteil> with pretty basic tools
17:32 < xtensive> Cohen has a unique set of skills, they call him the fixer, so it is assumed that Hanity seeked him out for some less than moral reasons
17:32 < Casteil> I like how Hannity was very specific in what he said
17:32 < Casteil> "I never retained him in the traditional sense"
17:32 < Casteil> yeah, you probably retained him to arrange payoffs
17:32 < xtensive> the balls never touched bro, no homo!
17:32 < Casteil> financed through shell companies >.>
17:33 < tsarbomba> but how does that help? doesn't that just obliterate his claim to atty/client privilege?
17:34 < tsarbomba> there is still information exchanged by way of his "consulting" cohen
17:34 < tsarbomba> and that could be brought out in court if there's no privilege
17:34 < tsarbomba> i don't think he thought any of this through
17:34 < xtensive> ^
17:34 < Casteil> tsarbomba: Yeah, there's a certain bit of irony that Reuters picked apart on it
17:34 < voidstar> it's american politics, all this will blow over just like the email bologna did
17:35 < Casteil> and Reuters is pretty well known for being neutral
17:35 < Bru-> yeah i like reuters for that
17:35 < Bru-> theyre not the first
17:35 < voidstar> then next catastrophe will roll in, and we'll all forget about it
17:35 < tsarbomba> reuters has been the star of 2018 reporting. i hope they get their reporters back from myanmar
17:35 < Bru-> but they are typically accurate
17:35 < Casteil> like, he starts defending himself by "I assumed it would be covered by attorney client privilege" and goes on to say he wasn't never retained in the "traditional sense" whatever that means
17:35 < xtensive> one is making a sworn statement in federal court about a very short client list, one is angrily denying it on cable news, my money is on the first one being correct
17:35 <@killdash9> paying off hookers is pretty 'non-traditional'
17:36 < tsarbomba> apparently the change in story came on the hannity radio show
17:36 < Casteil> killdash9: Yeah, Frankly I think there's going to be a whole web of shady financial transactions uncovered as a result of the cohen raid
17:36 < xtensive> who knew there were specialists that just took care of paying off the hookers you got into trouble with?  What a country!
17:36 < JFDkthx> killdash9: depends on what side of the fence you are on
17:36 < tsarbomba> that must be so much better of a job for a lawyer than chasing ambulances and making wacky local tv ads
17:37 <@killdash9> money really can buy happiness. Or at least the temporary illusion of it until the thing it bought starts talking to the press.
17:37 < tsarbomba> money can buy happiness but it can't buy enforceability for your NDA
17:37 < tsarbomba> c'est la vie
17:37 < Casteil> with what's already been uncovered; multiple payoffs by republicans to women they've had sex with and/or impregnated & demanded an abortion... I think we're in for a fun ride with the Cohen raid
17:38 < tsarbomba> i believe i smell cafecito being brewed
17:38 < tsarbomba> aww jeah
17:38 < Casteil> aaaanyway we're getting a little too far into politics now :P
17:39 <@killdash9> we're getting there...it's been civil-ish so I've let it go
17:39 < xtensive> well not politics as much as money laundering and other shady AF stuff
17:39 < tsarbomba> i'm just interested in building a legal career in the mold of cohen's
17:39 < Casteil> so far of the 3 clients of Cohen, we know that 2 have paid off women to keep quiet about affairs; that doesn't bode well for cohen/trump
17:40 < grumplestiltzkin> allegedly
17:40 < xtensive> well Stormy is confirmed with paperwork and everything
17:40 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: Ok, can you come up with a good alternative explanation for stormy daniels getting 130k from cohen?
17:41 < grumplestiltzkin> I didn't say it didn't happen, just that it isn't confirmed yet AFAIK.
17:41 < tsarbomba> well it's 100% confirmed she got the money
17:42 < tsarbomba> i mean, cohen admitted under oath to it
17:42 < tsarbomba> it's the backstory that is "up in the air"
17:42 < Bru-> so im tasked with getting our environment bitlocker ready
17:42 < Bru-> any advice?
17:42 <+giant_it_burrit> I don't think it was a good idea to raid his office
17:42 < L3gacy> Alcohol
17:42 < tsarbomba> don't lose your password
17:42 < Bru-> lol
17:42 < Casteil> >Judge Wood said she would still need the names of those other clients, and rejected his efforts to mask the identity of Hannity, a client Cohen had said wanted to avoid publicity.
17:42 < xtensive> why giant_it_burrit ?
17:42 < Bru-> as far as centralized deployment
17:42 < tsarbomba> federal judge signs off on a warrant. what are you gonna do, sit on it?
17:42 < Casteil> bahaha, no shit sean hannity wanted to avoid the publicity, it's a huge conflict of interest to defend cohen on air
17:43 < tsarbomba> neat. dept. meeting tomorrow is cancelled
17:43 < tsarbomba> i plan on remembering nothing about friday after ~3pm or so
17:43 <+giant_it_burrit> xtensive: because now no lawyer wants him because their office will be raided. And he can argue about it
17:44 < grumplestiltzkin> I'm still fuzzy on why the raid happened, and why stormy daniels is in federal court.   Granted, I haven't been paying as much attention lately - but wasn't this supposed to be part of the witch hunt 'collusion' deal?
17:44 < Casteil> giant_it_burrit: why not. It's not like the warrant wasn't obtained through a significant process of approvals
17:44 < tsarbomba> different criminal investigations
17:44 < tsarbomba> stormy is FEC and unrelated to russia
17:45 < Casteil> grumplestiltzkin: "russia collusion" is trump's smoke screen
17:45 < tsarbomba> doesn't "stormy daniels" sound like a weatherman name
17:45 < Nightcinder> sounds like a pornstar name to me
17:45 < Casteil> what Mueller is investigating is campaign finance and financial fraud
17:45 < Nightcinder> tsarbomba: her other stage name is 'stormy waters'
17:45 < tsarbomba> hee
17:45 < grumplestiltzkin> The only person I've ever known legit named 'stormy' was a guy
17:45 < xtensive> Eh, they had to go through quite a large process of approvals to get that RAID approved
17:45 < Nightcinder> Other names 	Stormy, Stormy Waters, Peggy Peterson
17:46 < Nightcinder> >peggy peterson
17:47 < rpgio> anyone actually watched any of her "filmography" ?
17:47 < rpgio> her breasts are ... abnormal
17:47 < Bru-> im sure ive run across a video of her
17:47 < Bru-> but shes not particularly attractice
17:47 < Bru-> attractive*
17:47 < tsarbomba> slick overproduced pr0n is kind of boring
17:47 < xtensive> too big
17:47 < Bru-> i like em natural
17:47 < rpgio> they're in the wrong place
17:47 < tsarbomba> bolt-ons no bueno
17:47 < Bru-> lol
17:48 < xtensive> esp that cartoonish
17:48 < Bru-> haha
17:49 < JFDkthx> rpgio: welcome to 90s and 2000s porn
17:49 < Casteil> tsarbomba: +1 >.>
17:49 < Casteil> 98% of all porn is ... gross
17:49 < Reverend> get erekt
17:49 < Reverend> Casteil liar.
17:50 < admiralspark> toooooooo early
17:51 < Reverend> tsarbomba if you wanna keep it interesting, just get into all the weird shit
17:51 < Reverend> it's so much more fun.
17:52 < admiralspark> s/pr0n/cat-videos
17:52 <+layer-eight> tsarbomba meant: "slick overproduced cat-videos is kind of boring"
17:52 < felda> A secret undercover team of me recently discovered Reverend un-ironically enjoys Nikki Minaj music regularly
17:53 < felda> Care to comment Reverend?
17:53 < Nightcinder> pfsense
17:53 < corn266> Reverend how will you respond to these allegations
17:53 < Nightcinder> rpgio: no i haven't even seen her naked so i'm kinda curious now
17:54 < Reverend> felda I would like to see the evidence that you are declaring to the court.
17:54 < Nightcinder> rpgio: eh
17:54 < Nightcinder> not the worst i've seen
17:55 < Reverend> felda: the defense has not had significant time to prepare with these recent production, so if the court wishes to use this evidence against the defendant, we would like to take a recess to cover this with the client (myself) and prepare a counter argument.
17:55 < mightyminnie> mighty
17:55 < mightyminnie> any tmux pros in here?
17:56 < felda>  <Reverend> damn I love Nikki Minaj she has a nice but and does good music
17:56 < felda> BEHOLD^^^^^^^^^^^
17:56 < Casteil> https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/16/17245010/elizabeth-pierce-fraud-charges-bdac-fcc-ajit-pai < Honestly... have we gone more than a week lately without hearing someone among trumps picks (or his picks picks) being corrupt?!
17:56 < rpgio> Nightcinder: high praise
17:56 < Nightcinder> i mean they're a little weird but they're workable
17:57 < Reverend> Judge - I hope you can see through this quite apparently make belief which the prosecution has placed infront of the court. The defendant (me) has never once said anything of the sort.
17:57 < Nightcinder> i'm assuming they're often hanging in her scenes anyway lol
17:57 < felda> Also side note:  BAN ALL MOUSE ACCELERATION
17:59 < Reverend> Nightcinder hanging her? wtf
17:59 < Reverend> oh
17:59 < Nightcinder> reading comprehension ++
17:59 < Reverend> they're hanging. I get it.
17:59 < Reverend> xD
17:59 < Reverend> conversation skill increased to 3
18:00 < dragonfleas> i love pfsense
18:00 < Reverend> I love felda
18:00 < dragonfleas> .seen felda
18:00 <+layer-eight> felda spoke in #reddit-sysadmin 3 minutes 1 second ago. Message: Also side note:  BAN ALL MOUSE ACCELERATION
18:00 < dragonfleas> LMAO
18:01 < felda> I love pfsense.  Whenever I see pfsense I think "Yes".  Whenever I don't see pfsense I think "No".
18:01 < Reverend> s/pfsense/juniper
18:01 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "I love juniper.  Whenever I see juniper I think "Yes".  Whenever I don't see juniper I think "No"."
18:01 < dragonfleas> jesus christ
18:01 < dragonfleas> s/pfsense/cisco
18:01 <+layer-eight> dragonfleas meant: "i love cisco"
18:01 < Reverend> yo what
18:01 < Reverend> did it just freak out?
18:01 < voidstar> s/juniper/ubiquiti
18:01 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "I love ubiquiti.  Whenever I see ubiquiti I think "Yes".  Whenever I don't see ubiquiti I think "No"."
18:02 < Reverend> s/felda meant/tim did
18:02 < Reverend> hmmmmm
18:02 < Reverend> s/juniper/ting
18:02 < Reverend> s/pfsense/ting
18:02 <+layer-eight> Nightcinder meant: "ting"
18:02 < Reverend> interesting
18:02 < Reverend> I think I've just broken it
18:02 < Reverend> s/pfsense/test
18:03 < felda> It's called CHILD ABUSE and you need to stop
18:03 < felda> layer-eight is just a young lad who does what he's told
18:03 < felda> he is tired now and needs his sleep
18:03 < cantibot> felda you're a fucking child
18:03 < cantibot> and I will abuse you!
18:03 < cantibot> abuse that booty hole...
18:04 < felda> dawg u gay
18:05 < scwizard> ok here's what I'm trying to puzzle out
18:05 < scwizard> lets say you have two docker containers with the same image. One running php-fpm. The second is running a shell
18:06 < scwizard> what I want to do is keep the sort of dev workflow in tact, where you can tinker with your php ini then restart php
18:06 < scwizard> but the issue is those are two seperate images with seperate data
18:07 < dragonfleas> ubiquiti actually has decent networking hardware
18:07 < Heresiarch> scwizard: two ways to do it - either set up a persisted volume for the dir that would contain php.ini (e.g. /etc/php/7.0/ in ubuntu), or have the fpm image copy a php.ini file on build.
18:08 < Casteil> dragonfleas: +1, lov eme some Ubiquiti
18:08 < Heresiarch> scwizard: downsides - first way, you have to maintain a persisted set of php configs. Second way, you have to rebuild the php-fpm image whenever you make a change to the php.ini
18:08 < Casteil> I have a pair of Litebeams I use for stealing internet from my buddy
18:08 < scwizard> gotcha
18:08 < Casteil> one on his house, one on mine... 655mbps connection established wirelessly through a literal forest
18:08 < scwizard> i'm trying to break down what the devs might ssh into their vagrant boxes to do
18:08 < Heresiarch> scwizard: I ended up doing door #2 when I was setting up a standarized dev env.
18:08 < scwizard> and come to the conclusion i need to give them a shell because
18:08 < voidstar> have I told you about the time I accidentally bought an edgerouter thinking I could control it with a unifi controller?
18:09 < scwizard> sometimes you want to run custom unit tests or mirations or all sorts of thins
18:09 < Casteil> voidstar: haha, whoops
18:09 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/2yhNam7.png < Ubiquiti's AirOS is pretty nice
18:09 < scwizard> so i'm trying to avoid them getting bit too much by the fact that the shell is actually stateless
18:10 < Heresiarch> scwizard: so...that actually doesn't necessarily need a shell for entrypoint. What it would need is a database (assuming mysql) container, with a persisted volume containing a baseline/seeded set of DB data.
18:10 < Casteil> frankly surprised that 5ghz through a forest has been utterly reliable
18:10 < Casteil> zero dropoffs, zero degredation
18:11 < scwizard> Heresiarch: you still need to have a shell so you can intuitively run somethingl ike: ./vendor/bin/phpunit tests/Integration/Dashboard/Admin/CompaniesTest --filter testCompanyUsersPage
18:11 < scwizard> without having to think too hard
18:13 < estranger> :wave:
18:14 < Heresiarch> scwizard: you can override the entrypoint defined in a given Dockerfile. A little bit of scripting, and you could just include a command that runs the override entrypoint instead.
18:14  * estranger waits for maven to package
18:14 < Hatter> I said does anyone her use synergy
18:14 < estranger> yes
18:15 < Hatter> estranger, are you using version 2.x? It seems a bit garbage
18:15 < grumplestiltzkin> Hatter: I have a bunch.  I disliked on windows 8 I couldn't get it to run as a service, but I didn't put a whole lot of effort in
18:15 < estranger> hatter im on 1.8
18:15 < Hatter> yeah well, maybe you should sta there
18:15 < estranger> lol
18:16 < estranger> macos hosting, win10 client
18:16 < Hatter> I can't remember, does 1.x center the mouse cursor on the screen for displays you're not working on?
18:16 < Hatter> because 2.x is doing that, and it's f'n up my dashboards
18:16 < Hatter> also I'm constantly losing connection to the other machines
18:18 < grumplestiltzkin> IIRC no cursor was on the nonactive machines
18:18 < Heresiarch> scwizard: could also add a secondary docker-compose file that just references running phpunit with all the required trimmings under the php-fpm container. Hand off the Dockerfile for such to the devs, so they can dink with the phpunit runs they want.
18:18 < grumplestiltzkin> 5-10ish years ago though, whatever version that was
18:19 < scwizard> Heresiarch: the desired trimmings would depend on the problem the dev is tryin to solve though
18:19 < scwizard> so you really do need a shell
18:20 < scwizard> oh hand off the dockerfile to the devs
18:20 < scwizard> that works
18:20 < scwizard> but it's less intuative
18:21 < Heresiarch> scwizard: it is, but it also allows for tracking changes in tests. I assume that these are unit tests/migrations that'll proceed beyond wherever the containers are being run...
18:21 < scwizard> yeah, thanks for your adivse
18:22 < tsarbomba> aww shit RIP harry anderson
18:25 < dragonfleas> i really like slackware linux
18:25 < dragonfleas> it's not too bad
18:26 < dragonfleas> there's a fuck ton of configuration that goes into it
18:26 < dragonfleas> but overall i'm having a decent time
18:27  * precise wanders into the room with his abnormally large trout
18:27 < precise> Hey
18:27 <+giant_it_burrit> smells like fish
18:27 < xtensive> nice trout
18:28  * precise smacks giant_it_burrit with his abnormally large trout
18:28 <+giant_it_burrit> close your legs precise
18:28 < precise> xtensive: wanna pet ti?
18:28 < xtensive> yes pls
18:28  * precise hands the trout to xtensive 
18:28  * xtensive pets precise's fishy
18:28 < precise> Is a good boi
18:28 < precise> xtensive: Now smack giant_it_burrit with it
18:29 <+giant_it_burrit> ill cut it up
18:29  * xtensive smacks giant_it_burrit with precise's trout
18:29 < precise> Nice
18:29  * precise retrieves his trout
18:29 < precise> Welp, Imma go
18:29 < precise> cya
18:29 < tsarbomba> sixer fans are salty today
18:29 < gnupluslinux> hey felda you around?
18:30 < xtensive> brought to you by the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy interactive console
18:30 < DrGibby|> PFSENSE! PFSENSE! PFSENSE! PFSENSE! PFSENSE! PFSENSE! PFSENSE!
18:30 < xtensive> felda had to clear a paper jam in his dot matrix printer
18:32 < gnupluslinux> or maybe someone else. i got openvpn set up on my pfsense box at home. made a user cert for my phone and my laptop. if both connect they get the same IP. pfsense docs say that this'll happen if they both use the same certificate. i figured using different certs with different Common Names would resolve but it hasn't. checking the duplicate connectionn works but i'd rather not. anyone dealt with this ?
18:33 < gnupluslinux> or is it too early and we still shitpostin
18:35 < xtensive> I know fuck all about pfsense, but could it still be caching the old cert for which ever device you got the new cert?
18:36 < felda> okay I'm back
18:36 < felda> what is up my guys
18:37 < gnupluslinux> felda, plz 2 unfuck my pfsense
18:37 < felda> gnupluslinux you have to allow multiple connections per user
18:37 < gnupluslinux> xtensive, not sure tbh
18:37 < gnupluslinux> even withd ifferent certs? :(
18:38 < gnupluslinux> cant limit it to like one connection per cert or soemthing
18:39 < felda> https://i.imgur.com/WsMImrD.png
18:39 < felda> if your devices are using the same certs you might just be fucked
18:39 < gnupluslinux> yeah i checked that and it works but i was really hoping for an alternative solution
18:39 < felda> like what? how else would it work?
18:40 < gnupluslinux> allowing 1 connection per cert vs per user. the certs have different Common Names so i figured that's what it was after
18:57 < Casteil> jesus fuck my dev is driving me crazy right now
18:58 < Casteil> stop fucking talking out loud I'm trying to concentrate on something. -.-
18:58 < JFDkthx> Casteil: i'll take things to put on your head for 600
18:59 < JFDkthx> "this device can drown out noisey coworkers with music"
18:59 < JFDkthx> WHAT IS A HEADPHONE
18:59 < JFDkthx> s
18:59 < JFDkthx> ding ding, its the daily double
18:59 < JFDkthx> spin for your prize.
19:01 < ThatOneRoadie> "Hey, I want to buy this Cisco C240 server for our security camera storage at 50 offsite locations. It's supported by Cisco, and can support 20 cameras each, and they only need 5 cameras anyways. 4x2TB Drives in RAID5, $6,000"
19:01 < ThatOneRoadie> Alright all you corporate cogs
19:01 < ThatOneRoadie> 3 guesses where I got shot down on that proposal
19:01 < JFDkthx> cisco
19:01 < ThatOneRoadie> s/C240/C220
19:01 <+layer-eight> ThatOneRoadie meant: ""Hey, I want to buy this Cisco C220 server for our security camera storage at 50 offsite locations. It's supported by Cisco, and can support 20 cameras each, and they only need 5 cameras anyways. 4x2TB Drives in RAID5, $6,000""
19:01 < ThatOneRoadie> close, but no. We're pretty much all cisco for our security cam stuff already
19:02 <+giant_it_burrit> raid
19:02 < Heresiarch> ThatOneRoadie: could just throw in a synology box for 5 cams and have done. /s
19:02 < CptFu> Heya, anyone familiar with solarwinds ncentral and setting up office365 smtp relay? scratching my head off soon..
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> but it's all C240's with 12x4TB Drives in RAID6 because usually they're in hospitals with 300+ cams each
19:02 <+giant_it_burrit> they want raid  0 for speed
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> they want RAID 6 for backup
19:02 <+giant_it_burrit> wait rluy
19:02 <+giant_it_burrit> o
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> >Radi6
19:02 <+giant_it_burrit> i thought it was for speed lol
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> Raid6*
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> >For Backup
19:02 < Heresiarch> R6 isn't unreasonable these days.
19:02 < ThatOneRoadie> >on a 4 drive server
19:03 < ThatOneRoadie> I mean, it's a glorified DVR
19:03 < ThatOneRoadie> I don't give a shit about speed
19:03 < JFDkthx> YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A SECURITY CAMERA
19:03 < ThatOneRoadie> bullshit I would and I do
19:04 < ThatOneRoadie> So, the C220 with 4x4tb drives in RAID6 gets us about 16 cameras worth of space if I fill it to the gills
19:04 < ThatOneRoadie> vs 24 cams in RAID5
19:04 < ThatOneRoadie> I desperately wanted to yell "RAID IS NOT A BACKUP" during that conference call but apparently I still have some modicum of self control for some reason
19:05 < Heresiarch> ThatOneRoadie: if they only have 5 cams anyway, what diff does it make?
19:05 < ThatOneRoadie> I'm leaving them room to expand
19:05 < ThatOneRoadie> some of these offsites are pretty large
19:05 < ThatOneRoadie> anyways, our contract with Cisco gets us those servers, with 2 CPU and 32GB RAM, 4x4TB Drives, and the OS Preinstalled for arouuuund $6k
19:06 < ThatOneRoadie> so I got shot down on the RAID5. Fine, we'll go with 6 and 4x10TB Drives
19:06 < JFDkthx> do you have a backup solution for your cameras already?
19:06 < ThatOneRoadie> hahahahahahahaha fuck no
19:06 < ThatOneRoadie> that's 2.5PB of storage in my purview
19:06 < JFDkthx> then why not go with 10
19:06 < ThatOneRoadie> Hot storage
19:07 < JFDkthx> that way you're not stressing the entire arrow with a rebuild.
19:07 < ThatOneRoadie> I'll probably go with 10 but now I've run into another roadblock from the corporate team
19:07 < JFDkthx> array*
19:07 < ThatOneRoadie> It's a C220M4 server
19:07 < ThatOneRoadie> Not a C240M4.
19:07 < ThatOneRoadie> C240M4 is what they've been ordering for months because they have 12 bays
19:07 < ThatOneRoadie> and we actually keep tech refresh in mind when making orders
19:08 < ThatOneRoadie> Well now they're stopping my order because the server is different and in 8-10 years when they go EOL and have to be replaced, they'll have to order *gasp* two servers!
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> in the meantime, I get a quote for the 220M4 with 10TB drives, $6600
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> cool
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> I can swing that in the budget for these 50 sites
19:09 <+giant_it_burrit> ThatOneRoadie: just buy it for me
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> I don't want to fight with you guys any more, get me a quote for a C240M4 with 12x2TB Drives
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> $12,000
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
19:09 < JFDkthx> man, 6k is an expense why are they fussing about it.
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> double my fucking budget because "standards"
19:09 < ThatOneRoadie> their whole fuss is because "Muh standards"
19:10 < ThatOneRoadie> which is a bit of a fair point
19:10 < mkillebrew> I miss old CoD zombies where you could board windows back up
19:10 < ThatOneRoadie> but it's not like we're 90% cisco and now I want to install this on a bunch of Dell servers
19:10 < ThatOneRoadie> it's still cisco
19:10 < ThatOneRoadie> it's still supported in every way
19:10 < estranger> sizzling hot storage
19:11 < ThatOneRoadie> I should re-total my storage too
19:12 < ThatOneRoadie> I just added something like 10 servers each with 100TB usable
19:12 < grumplestiltzkin> We are dealing with that kind of situation now - some Cisco blades just last month reached end of support - similarly-aged EMC VNX - apparantly doesn't actually have an EOL/end of support date.  something to keep in mind.  I was really excited about replacing with Nimble a few years back, but I think htat's off the table now
19:12 < estranger> <3 data
19:13 <+giant_it_burrit> grumplestiltzkin: what are you doing with them?
19:13 <+giant_it_burrit> range time?
19:14 < ThatOneRoadie> Oh, I call that my "Group" therapy :P
19:14 < ThatOneRoadie> We have a really tight group.
19:14 < ThatOneRoadie> <1 MOA even
19:14 < estranger> <3 a tight group
19:15 < grumplestiltzkin> giant_it_burrit: the blades?   nothing, they are still in production, because 'keep what we have' is apparantly the least costly option for right now (until I get the quotes to 'keep what we have' but update it to currently supported hardware
19:15 <+giant_it_burrit> grumplestiltzkin: i will destroy for you
19:16 < Casteil> <1 moa.. more accurate than I'll ever be able to shoot :P
19:16 <+giant_it_burrit> thermite?
19:16 < ExeciN> Hi people, I'm trying to auto-deploy with gitlab-ci but I'm having some trouble. Is this how you do ssh? https://screenshotscdn.firefoxusercontent.com/images/58906a43-76cf-42bd-8c96-8f30a21094f4.png What am I doing wrong?
19:17 <+giant_it_burrit> did you add the key?
19:17 < sideup66> Anyone know of a good sms forwarding app or a priority one that can put texts in two buckets essentislly
19:17 <+giant_it_burrit> pagerduty?
19:17 < Casteil> Device & app history
19:17 < Casteil> Allows the app to view one or more of: information about activity on the device, which apps are running, browsing history and bookmarks
19:17 < Casteil> why the fuck does a media player need this permission.
19:18 < Heresiarch> ExeciN: ...seems like the key file is in the wrong format. Did you generate it in putty?
19:18 <+giant_it_burrit> it doesnt
19:18 <+giant_it_burrit> turn it off
19:18 < ExeciN> Heresiarch: no I used ssh-keygen
19:19 < ExeciN> giant_it_burrit: yes the pub key is in the user's authorized_keys
19:19 < Heresiarch> ExeciN: then your docker vars might not contain the entirety of the key. Cross-check by running an echo of $SUPPORT_01_PRIVATE_KEY.
19:20 < Heresiarch> (well, your gitlab-ci vars)
19:20 < ExeciN> I don't want the pk to be forever burned in the ci job status window
19:20 < Heresiarch> then generate a dummy key.
19:21 < estranger> lol @ IRS crashing
19:22 < sideup66> giant_it_burrit: pager duty? Is that an app?
19:22 < corn266> is there a specific role I can set a daemon as in SELinux to indicate it's the anti-virus?
19:22 < mrghostman> holy shit
19:23 < mrghostman> https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-17/nyc-to-dallas-southwest-jet-is-forced-to-land-with-engine-damage
19:23 < mrghostman> shrapnel busted one of the windows
19:23 < estranger> again? whats w/ SW airlines and their engines falling apart
19:24 < felda> pretty sure killdash9 is metrosexual
19:24 < felda> he just really LOVES public transportation
19:25 < JFDkthx> corn266: echo 0 > /selinux/enforce
19:25 < Heresiarch> you know...I'm not sure how I feel about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r03V9OEJlgg
19:25 < felda> But which does he love most?
19:25 <+layer-eight> YouTube A Perfect Circle - So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish [Audio] by 2018-04-16T15:00:04.000Z (duration: 4:27) on Mon Apr 16 22:00:04 UTC 2018, 2018-04-16T15:00:04.000Z views
19:25 < JFDkthx> but that only works til next reboot
19:25 < JFDkthx> so makeit a cronjob
19:26 <+TuxedoJack> God damn it, you have fucking Exchange, why the fuck am I setting up GSuite for external calendars
19:27 < mkillebrew> ah, is that why IRS hasn't taken my money yet
19:27 < corn266> JFDkthx: If I'm on windows and ask how to triforce what is your answer
19:27 < mkillebrew> their systems are as shitty as they are
19:28 < sideup66> Actually
19:28 < sideup66> Pagerduty looks nice
19:28 < tenthshift> Heresiarch, I feel the same
19:28 < tenthshift> I love APC but this song feels like a departure
19:29 < Stoob> their UPSes are great
19:29 < mkillebrew> pagerduty is handy. it'll do a push then a text, and some other junk
19:30 < sideup66> Can it all be kept within pagerduty
19:30 < sideup66> Like you set it up online
19:30 < sideup66> And then it pushes everything to the app? And you just deal with it there
19:30 < tsarbomba> < corn266> JFDkthx: If I'm on windows and ask how to triforce what is your answer
19:31 < tsarbomba> "get the fuck off 4chan you faggot"
19:31 < tsarbomba> that is the only answer
19:31 < mkillebrew> I mean, you have to send alerts to pagerduty
19:31 < mkillebrew> like via prometheus or nagios or whatever you monitor with
19:31 < corn266> tsarbomba: `rm -rf --no-preserve-root /`
19:33 < Casteil> gah, keep getting notifications on my phone... thinking/hoping it's the craigslist guy with the mortiser I want
19:33 < Casteil> nope, just spam/work emails -.-
19:33 < ExeciN> I found the problem https://screenshotscdn.firefoxusercontent.com/images/b8e09788-05e2-44f5-bc23-ed4c5f332be6.png
19:33 < ExeciN> but I don't know how to fix it
19:34 < ExeciN> I think I cannot have multiple lines in an env var
19:34 < mkillebrew> you can
19:34 < mkillebrew> why are you doing a screenshot instead of pastebin, it's text
19:35 < sideup66> mkillebrew: yeah that would be the plan
19:35 < sideup66> Have it spam pager duty and set alerts in pagerduty for things
19:35 < ExeciN> oh then I think its because I'm using protected vars
19:35 < ExeciN> and now that I mention it I think those are only exposed to protected branches
19:35 < mkillebrew> u wot m8
19:36 < mkillebrew> once an alert gets to pagerduty, it'll pester the shit out of you and whomever up the escalation chain
19:37 <+TuxedoJack> WOOT SLACK OUTAGE
19:37 <+TuxedoJack> FUCK YES
19:37 < Hatter> why is that so exciting
19:37 < DrGibby|> YAY SLACK IS DOWN!
19:38  * DrGibby| bops
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> Because it means I can get work done and not have to deal with the fucking shitheel tier 1s asking for help over and over
19:38 < sideup66> Right and they acknowledge and all through pager duty
19:38 < mkillebrew> can you not ignore people on slack?
19:38 < DrGibby|> no
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> Not without using it in-browser
19:38 < mkillebrew> that sounds awful
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> And third-party plugins for Chrome
19:39 <+TuxedoJack> It's fucking retarded
19:39 < DomLS3> only weebs ignore people
19:39 <+TuxedoJack> It got bad enough here when we had a MAGAtard spamming conspiracy theory stuff in #general that HR started getting involved
19:39 <+TuxedoJack> I almost got fired when I spread the link for the mute-users extension
19:40 < DrGibby|> yeah, we nipped that in the bud quickly and instituted a no politics policy
19:40 < ExeciN> features of slack are missing when used in firefox because fuck standards
19:40 <+TuxedoJack> Don't give a shit when it's in PM, but keep it out of fucking #general
19:40 < tsarbomba> oh man their conspiracies spread beyond pol now, drgibby|
19:40 <+TuxedoJack> And don't use @here or shit like that either
19:40 < tsarbomba> the venn diagram of MAGA and flat-earthers seems to be transforming into a perfect circle
19:40 < DrGibby|> exactly, TuxedoJack: keep politics out of the public channels
19:41 < tsarbomba> r/the_donald went batshit the day after that wingnut in the desert launched his rocket to "prove" the earth is flat
19:41 < tsarbomba> soon science WILL be pol :(
19:41 <+TuxedoJack> https://github.com/ketanbhatt/block-slack-users
19:41 <+TuxedoJack> That was fucking useful
19:41 < sideup66> tsarbomba: maybe they will include libtards
19:41 < sideup66> And then make one shitstirm and people will stop caring
19:42 < tsarbomba> care to try that one again in english?
19:42 <+TuxedoJack> Eh, we have one more shitstorm, we're just going to nullroute Slack and and move to HipChat
19:42 < tsarbomba> that was just a messy word salad of something
19:42 <+TuxedoJack> Because fuck it, make HR's life easier
19:42 < mkillebrew> hipchat is more better anyway
19:42 < sideup66> No libtards+maga folks
19:43 < sideup66> Make a shitstorm and move off coast
19:43 <+TuxedoJack> mkillebrew: if it wasn't a shit-ass client, it'd be better
19:43 <+TuxedoJack> Christ, I miss XMPP
19:43 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking Openfire, man
19:43 <+TuxedoJack> That was good shit
19:43 < tsarbomba> hipchat doesn't support xmpp any more?
19:43 < tsarbomba> literally the only good thing about it
19:43 < onenerdyguy> TuxedoJack, i'm gonna roll that shite out in like 2 weeks
19:43 < onenerdyguy> TuxedoJack, as a new install.
19:43 < mkillebrew> libtard - library for retarding message queues to attenuate in high load situations
19:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> sideup66 hates freedom
19:45 <+TuxedoJack> Riddle me this
19:45 <+TuxedoJack> Why the fuck would someone want to use GSuite for a public-facing bookable calendar
19:45 <+TuxedoJack> And forward those to O365
19:49 <+giant_it_burrit> because they are retarded
19:49 <+giant_it_burrit> what did i win
19:50 < felda> heuheuheueheuhue
19:50 < felda> I've successfully bamboozled my users into entering data and doing their paperwork
19:51 < felda> All paperwork and paystubs are generated automatically based on what's in the database.
19:51 <+giant_it_burrit> im waiting
19:51 < felda> The users love me because it automatically makes purchase orders and associated paperwork for accounting
19:51 < felda> and accounting loves me because paperwork gets done in a timely manner
19:52 < felda> AND to top it off all info is getting entered into our CRM
19:52 < felda> such is life for a pfsense wizard
19:53 < DomLS3> s/pfsense/garbage
19:53 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "such is life for a garbage wizard"
19:54 < felda> either way I'm more powerful than you are DomLS3
19:54 < DomLS3> felda: No sir
19:54 < felda> yeah huh
19:54 < DomLS3> nuh uh
19:54 < felda> Java devs love me because I college garbage so good
19:54 < felda> Oracle hates me IRL
19:54 < JFDkthx> college carbage
19:54 < DomLS3> college
19:54 < DomLS3> o.O
19:54 < JFDkthx> collect*
19:55 < JFDkthx> u dork
19:55 < JFDkthx> fukkin sound like me rn
19:55 < DomLS3> if I wanted to sound like you I would cry like a little girl while sucking on my thumb
19:55 < felda> lel
19:55 < felda> side note
19:55 < JFDkthx> DomLS3: no one is talking to you
19:55 < JFDkthx> turd brain
19:56 < felda> I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out why pfsense was blocking connections to my minecraft server.  turns out I accidentally closed the terminal running the minecraft server >_>
19:56 <+giant_it_burrit> maybe you dont minecraft
19:57 <+giant_it_burrit> because you seem to be an adult
19:57 < felda> real adults are masters of minecraft
19:58 < DomLS3> s/minecraft/pooltang
19:58 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "real adults are masters of pooltang"
19:58 < DomLS3> for fucks sake
19:58 < DomLS3> s/pool/poon
19:58 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "real adults are masters of poontang"
19:59 < felda>  /r/ihavesex
19:59 < felda> goddamn I have a lot of sex
19:59 < DomLS3> s/x/x with myslf
19:59 <+layer-eight> felda meant: "goddamn I have a lot of sex with myslf"
20:01 <+TuxedoJack> Love it when someone spoofs the owner of the company's e-mail and sends a ticket like that to the helpdesk
20:04 < onenerdyguy> felda, it's not sex if they don't consent
20:04 < onenerdyguy> and a body pillow can
20:04 < onenerdyguy> cant*
20:04 < felda> listen my dakimakura has a little staples button that says "YES!"
20:04 < felda> so it is consenting
20:05 < DomLS3> waifu pilloe!
20:06 < dragonfleas> what is windows 10 N
20:06 < JFDkthx> nu
20:06 < dragonfleas> what
20:07 < JFDkthx> nu
20:07 < JFDkthx> new-user experience
20:07 < JFDkthx> its the beta stream
20:07 < dragonfleas> should i install N
20:07 < JFDkthx> nu
20:12 < asimon> dragonfleas: Was that the international edition?
20:13 < dragonfleas> yeah
20:13 < dragonfleas> it removes media playback capabilities
20:14 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: win10N is the MS answer to chromeos.
20:16 < ThatOneRoadie> Oi
20:16 < ThatOneRoadie> Who knows Chrome GPO's like the back of their hand
20:16 < ThatOneRoadie> I know there's a Chrome GPO to disable the password manager, but is there a GPO to wipe existing passwords?
20:17 < ThatOneRoadie> Or better yet, is there a GPO to force Chrome to open in guest mode?
20:19 < dragonfleas> Heresiarch, i thought that was windows 10 S
20:19 < dragonfleas> wtf i installed the iso for LTSB
20:19 < dragonfleas> why is it not LTSB
20:20 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: ahh, you might be right there.
20:21 <+giant_it_burrit> its ThatOneRoadie yes their is
20:22 <+giant_it_burrit> ThatOneRoadie: you could also deploy google chrome enterprise as well
20:23 < gnupluslinux> all my life i want money and power
20:23 < gnupluslinux> respect my mind or die in lead shower
20:23 < br34k> someone's been listening to gkmc
20:24 < ThatOneRoadie> giant_it_burrit: I see the GPO for enabling guest mode, but nothing that would force all chrome windows opened for a user to open in guest mode
20:25 < scwizard> man
20:25 < scwizard> i am not feeling at 100% today
20:25 < gnupluslinux> br34k, my gf listens what has been described as white boy music be her own peers. i like pulling the intro to maad city on her from time to time
20:26 < gnupluslinux> ThatOneRoadie, you could probably adjust the shortcut
20:26 < gnupluslinux> chrome --guest-mode or something
20:26 < ThatOneRoadie> blech
20:27 < gnupluslinux> i aint saying its purty but could be an option
20:27 < ThatOneRoadie> probably what I'll end up having to do too
20:27 < gnupluslinux> fucking openvpn keeps resetting on me
20:27 < JFDkthx> why do you want them all in guest mode?
20:27 < JFDkthx> you using a kiosk or something
20:27 < ThatOneRoadie> JFDkthx: it's for a shared workstation, yeah
20:27 < ThatOneRoadie> Think nurse's station
20:27 < JFDkthx> do you save anything else from the user profile there?
20:27 < gnupluslinux> why not just have it wipe on close?
20:28 < ThatOneRoadie> (I'll get into the "all kiosks should be wiped on logout and/or be VDI" l
20:28 < ThatOneRoadie> later)
20:28 < JFDkthx> yeah i would agree with gnupluslinux have chrome clear everything on close.
20:30 < ThatOneRoadie> That's basically what guest mode does
20:31 < JFDkthx> if it's the same thing.....
20:32 < ThatOneRoadie> Guest mode dumps cookies, browser history, and passwords when all the guest mode tabs close.
20:33 < ThatOneRoadie> and as a bonus it locks all the settings down
20:33 < JFDkthx> cant you set all settings to be admin controlled anyway
20:34 < ThatOneRoadie> I mean, it doesn't even show the settings
20:34 < ThatOneRoadie> only option they get is to change the omnibar (or whatever the fuck we're calling it now) search engine
20:35 <+TuxedoJack> God dammit, don't put fucking Let's Encrypt wildcard certs into production for an ecommerce site with idiot webdecs
20:35 <+TuxedoJack> *Webdevs
20:35 <+TuxedoJack> WHY
20:36 < JFDkthx> ThatOneRoadie: http://www.chromium.org/administrators/policy-list-3#ForceEphemeralProfiles
20:36 < JFDkthx> ?
20:36 < gnupluslinux> TuxedoJack, what?
20:36 < Heresiarch> TuxedoJack: ...cuz it's free! *ducks*
20:36 <+TuxedoJack> The stupid fucking web dev got a wildcard cert for the client's domain
20:36 <+TuxedoJack> 90-day one
20:37 <+TuxedoJack> Lasts until July
20:37 <+TuxedoJack> And deployed it to live
20:37 < JFDkthx> time to write a script
20:37 <+TuxedoJack> Didn't even deploy it right, half the site's not on HTTPS and they're freaking out because Chrome's flagging them
20:37 < JFDkthx> that runs once every 89 days
20:37 < gnupluslinux> ... i use LE for my stuff :(
20:37 < ThatOneRoadie> Ooh, that might work
20:38 < gnupluslinux> i still try to stay away from wildcards tho
20:38 <+TuxedoJack> AND the dumb fuck has an infinite 301 - 404 loop on a JPG file that crashes tabs after a few minutes
20:38 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking site calls for it, 301, then 404, repeat ad infinitum
20:38 <+TuxedoJack> Chrome's network request logger's sitting at 28K right now
20:39 <+TuxedoJack> Just for that one file
20:39 < gnupluslinux> so im dumb. should i not be using LE? wouldn't it stop once receiving the 404?
20:39 < JFDkthx> TuxedoJack: post it so we can all make it explode
20:39 <+TuxedoJack> Nope, this is weirder
20:39 <+TuxedoJack> I'll PM it, but I won't make it public
20:39 < JFDkthx> please dont
20:39 < JFDkthx> i ownt click on it.
20:39 < JFDkthx> was only joke
20:42 < Casteil> MFW this craigslist seller still hasn't responded: http://hd.wallpaperswide.com/thumbs/shut_up_and_take_my_money-t2.jpg
20:42 < Heresiarch> LE's fine and dandy for non-customer-facing, or non-prod. But FFS, don't put a cert with a 90-day lifespan on prod.
20:42 < dragonfleas> ummmmmm
20:42 < dragonfleas> i can't join my domain because my domain is SMBv1?
20:42 < dragonfleas> what the fuck
20:42 < JFDkthx> hahahahaha
20:43 < dragonfleas> anybody have a recommended fix?
20:43 <+AnonymooseWork> fire
20:44 < Heresiarch> dragonfleas: stop using SMBv1.
20:44 < JFDkthx> are you deploying 1709?
20:44 < gnupluslinux> Heresiarch, whats wrong with LE
20:44 < dragonfleas> yep
20:44 < dragonfleas> it's because it's 1709
20:44 < dragonfleas> does anyone know why i wouldn't be able to join my domain because of that?
20:44 < JFDkthx> wannacry
20:44 < dragonfleas> I figure SMBv1 only is used by a few services and some shares
20:45 < dragonfleas> but not AD
20:45 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: nothing per se - but your automation game better be on fucking point to auto-renew. The vast majority of situations where LE is used do not meet this criterion.
20:45 < JFDkthx> smbv1 isnt used by anything anymore
20:45 < JFDkthx> it was prior to what october of last year?
20:45 < JFDkthx> smbv1 was disabled across the board in winders.
20:45 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: go patch
20:46 < dragonfleas> my AD is 2003 r2 functional level
20:46 < dragonfleas> could that be why
20:46 < gnupluslinux> Heresiarch, certbot's available in a container now. set it up run in crontab. i dunno maybe my env isnt' large enough to expose the issues
20:46 < JFDkthx> jfc
20:46 < JFDkthx> dragonfleas: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/2696547/how-to-enable-and-disable-smbv1-smbv2-and-smbv3-in-windows-and-windows-server
20:47 < gnupluslinux> i'm against containers for stateful databases and whatnot but for ephemeral stuff like renewals i think it's fine. LE fucks around on windows though so i wouldn't deploy it there
20:47 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: 1. Containers are not the answer to a problem like this. 2. Crontabs are frequently beyond the understanding of many devs.
20:47 < gnupluslinux> crontab is like... a line of config lol
20:48 < Heresiarch> Statement stands. TuxedoJack's situation is a prime example.
20:48 < JFDkthx> devs frequently fuck up rm -rf in my env gnupluslinux
20:48 < JFDkthx> well
20:48 < JFDkthx> in their "dev env"
20:49 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: if it's in a non-prod environment, no one gives a shit. But telling your CEO that customers can't get to your website (or get security warnings in doing so) because you tried to save them $50/year is worthy of a beating.
20:49 <+AnonymooseWork> anybody here administer EMC VNX systems?
20:49 < gnupluslinux> maybe i should talk to more devs. my training's arguably as a dev but i keep a homelab and work is mostly sysadmin nowadays. i dont get to experience much silo-ing :(
20:50 < gnupluslinux> Heresiarch, oh man i get that. $client has publicly routable IP cameras. $vendor won't set up their fucking ssl
20:51 < gnupluslinux> i told them its like $20 for a license since it runs on some shit proprietary box from $cameravendor that wants you to upload the key file
20:51 < gnupluslinux> nope, won't do it
20:51 < ekaj> there's an ISP here that has an HTTPS site portal.isp.com where you can enter your credit card stuff. Does that mean they're PCI compliant, or can you do that and still have your info sent to a 3rd paryy processor?
20:51 <@mistiry> fonr
20:51 < gnupluslinux> FONR
20:51 < felda> FONR
20:51 <+giant_it_burrit> the beacons have been lit
20:51 <+giant_it_burrit> FONR calls for aid
20:51 < Heresiarch> gnupluslinux: if you tell them and they deny the funding, that's something different.
20:52 < Heresiarch> ekaj: could go either way.
20:52 < ekaj> I thought you had to be PCI compliant to have the stuff entered onto your site
20:52 < ekaj> otherwise a 3rd party had to process it
20:53 < Heresiarch> you do. But once you hit submit, it can go to the 3rd party to process rather than being processed by the site in question.
20:53 < scwizard> man
20:53 < scwizard> in an ideal world I want a dev to be able to do:
20:53 < scwizard> docker-compose up
20:53 < scwizard> and just get a shell but noooo
20:53 < scwizard> not possible :|
20:53 < Casteil> https://i.redd.it/t09w7cytles01.gif lmao
20:53 < scwizard> you need to do docker-compose up -d
20:53 < scwizard> then do docker ps
20:53 < scwizard> then do docker attach
20:54 < admiralspark> hmmmm
20:54 < JFDkthx> scwizard: if we only had a tool to enter commands in sequence
20:54 < scwizard> the thin gis
20:54 < scwizard> for devs it's like
20:55 < scwizard> I tell them "ok you need to run docker compose with -d"
20:55 < scwizard> and then they don't do it
20:55 < admiralspark> my debian box here has "debian/sid" in /etc/debian_version
20:55 < scwizard> and they're like "it doesn't owrk"
20:55 < dragonfleas> i've eaten mcdonalds every day for the past 2 months
20:55 < admiralspark> does that mean it's out of date or it's unstable?
20:55 < scwizard> i need some way to simplify thinsg
20:55 < gnupluslinux> scwizard, how2cli
20:55 < gnupluslinux> re:devs
20:55 < admiralspark> scwizard: web interface that kicks off your scripts ;)
20:55 <@mistiry> dragonfleas: rip your cholesterol
20:56 < scwizard> the thing is though
20:56 < scwizard> vagrant up
20:56 < scwizard> you just need to run vagrant up
20:56 < scwizard> and vagrant ssh if you want to go inside
20:56 < scwizard> if the workflow with docker is more complicated it's like "why are we usin gdocker again"
20:56 < Sousapro> domain controllers largest deltas are all like 59 minutes
20:56 < admiralspark> yeah but they're developers right? People who write code for a living can't be bothered to run it too
20:56 < Sousapro> WTF
20:56 < admiralspark> Sousapro: how big an org??
20:56 <@mistiry> s/org/orgy
20:56 < Sousapro> like 4 DCs and 200 people
20:57 <+layer-eight> admiralspark meant: "Sousapro: how big an orgy??"
20:57 < dragonfleas> mistiry, i only weigh 190 pounds at 6'2"
20:57 < admiralspark> Sousapro: man, 59 min seems hard
20:57 < Sousapro> yeah
20:57 < gnupluslinux> admiralspark, i put the shit on the whole IaaS aka "someone else's problem"
20:57 < Sousapro> repadmin says everything is peachy
20:57 < Sousapro> except for the largest delta window
20:57 < admiralspark> gnupluslinux: lol
20:58 < Sousapro> hmm
20:58 < admiralspark> Sousapro: hung server/service maybe? Worst I've seen is 15min for a much larger deployment
20:58 < Sousapro> looks like they all checked in about the same time
20:58 < Sousapro> so they're syncing once an hour or something?
20:58 < Sousapro> that feels wrong
20:58 < admiralspark> maybe the GAL corrupted and it got overwritten :P
20:58 < AnimalFarmPig> apparently Docker Enterprise Edition 2.0 has now been released
20:58 < admiralspark> by default it's 1/hr iirc?
20:58 < Sousapro> I wonder if we're using FRS still
20:58 < admiralspark> we do 10min because screw waiting
20:59 < scwizard> i just need some way to run arbitrary code before or after docker-compose up
20:59 < admiralspark> and when I'm impatient I do it using foreach ($DC in $DCs)  {  repadmin /syncall $DC.HostName    }
20:59 < scwizard> but there's no like hooks or anything as far as i can tell
20:59 < admiralspark> scwizard: can you make a service to do the needful?
20:59 < admiralspark> like...all it does is trigger a script where your code lives?
20:59 < Sousapro> scwizard: you and every black hat on the internet
20:59 < Sousapro> :P
20:59 < admiralspark> then dockerup?
21:00 < scwizard> like i could make a wrapper script for docker-compose up
21:00 < admiralspark> yeah, with the rest of your stuff you need
21:00 < scwizard> and in that way I could have "default" cli options and stuff
21:01 < scwizard> but i need to give it some really snappy name idk
21:02 < _KaszpiR_> anyone maybe knows how to downclock radeon hd5000 cards under linux?
21:04 < scwizard> here's also another dumb issue
21:04 < scwizard> when someone downloads docker it adds docker-compose to their path
21:04 < scwizard> but if i have some weird script that won't get added to the path you see
21:04 <+giant_it_burrit> scwizard: i dont think it always gets added to that path
21:04 <+giant_it_burrit> or it didnt use to
21:07 < scwizard> λ  docker-compose --version docker-compose version 1.20.1, build 5d8c71b2 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:08 < scwizard> i imagine the windows 10 install has a newer version tho lol
21:08 < scwizard> hey
21:08 < scwizard> what if I combine
21:08 < scwizard> vagrant and docker
21:08 < scwizard> like use vagrant to run docker
21:08 < scwizard> and then I can magic it so the vagrant ssh goes inside the docker!
21:09 < catbeard> viagra and dicker
21:09 < scwizard> so you still run "vagrant up" and "vagrant ssh" but you're inside docker
21:09 < catbeard> `viagra up`
21:10 < scwizard> that way I can have the latest docker version too
21:10 < scwizard> because it's actually running on linux
21:10 < scwizard> omg i think this solves everything
21:12 < scwizard> i can even have them use the same homestead.yaml they're using but
21:12 < scwizard> it would obviously work completely differently
21:13 < bvierra> I am sorry but this is the best Office365 'Exchange Online' error ever: 'Users may have been unable to send or receive messages that contained the word "hotmail".'
21:14 < scwizard> oooooooooooooooops
21:15 < Sousapro> catbeard: Error: No Such Image
21:19 < felda> hmmm
21:19 < felda> just tried some tea
21:19 < felda> green tea with ginger
21:20 < felda> not sure how I feel about it
21:20 < felda> I really don't like bitter things so tea is hard
21:24 < Heresiarch> scwizard: ...that way lies madness.
21:24 < scwizard> i think it's brilliant
21:24 < scwizard> basically on the outside it will feel exactly like their current workflow
21:24 < scwizard> which is perfect it's exactly what I want
21:25 < scwizard> but on the inside, it will be fully containerized
21:25 < scwizard> and just be completely different in general
21:25 < corn266> felda ginger or ginger peach
21:25 < felda> just regular green tea with ginger
21:25 <+giant_it_burrit> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_ec37PXNQ&feature=youtu.be
21:25 <+layer-eight> YouTube My Video for Briona for Our 7 Month by 2012-04-13T00:32:36.000Z (duration: 1:47) on Fri Apr 13 07:32:36 UTC 2012, 2012-04-13T00:32:36.000Z views
21:25 < scwizard> also wait we can go deeper
21:25 < scwizard> we can have docker running docker
21:25 < corn266> you think green tea is bitter?
21:26 < scwizard> so we can use this workflow for our docker image build process too
21:26 < FrostCyborg> You're not drinking the right green tea if you think it's bitter!
21:26 < FrostCyborg> My favorite is the Teas' Tea Jasmine Green.  It's amazing!
21:27 < FrostCyborg> So, I came in here not to talk about tea, but just a little easter egg thing I found in the PSInfo Sysinternals tool sample output.  The CD mounted in the results is the Jedi Knight: Jedi Outcast game CD-ROM.
21:27 < McDonaldsWiFi> Anyone here use ZenDesk for any reason?
21:28 < FrostCyborg> That just made my day for some reason
21:28 < FrostCyborg> No, although I'd rather use ZenDesk then our god-awful Track-It!... :(
21:28 < McDonaldsWiFi> :(
21:29 <+AnonymooseWork> lol FrostCyborg
21:29 < FrostCyborg> AnonymooseWork It is one of my favorite PC games of all time LOL
21:30 <+AnonymooseWork> FrostCyborg same
21:30 < FrostCyborg> You never expect to see those kinds of things on a Microsoft website
21:30 <+AnonymooseWork> jedi knight II was my fave
21:30 < SynMonger> we use track-it from 2000, it's about ready to croak
21:31 < FrostCyborg> SynMonger Which version? We're stuck on the last version that lets you send directly from Outlook, because that's right.... They removed it in later versions.
21:31 < McDonaldsWiFi> i like zendesk alright
21:31 < McDonaldsWiFi> we use ConnectWise for IT
21:31 < SynMonger> 4.0
21:33 < FrostCyborg> SynMonger Dear Lord.... I'm so very sorry
21:33 < FrostCyborg> McDonaldsWiFi ConnectWise has a ticketing/help desk system?
21:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah!
21:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> its kinda neat, especially if you have their labtech software
21:33 < FrostCyborg> under which product of theirs?
21:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> then its all integrated
21:33 < McDonaldsWiFi> uhhh
21:34 < FrostCyborg> Oh found it
21:34 < FrostCyborg> It's their "Manage"
21:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> YUP
21:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> Connectwise: Manage
21:34 < FrostCyborg> It didn't say that on the main portal page
21:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> its slightly convoluted..
21:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> and we have it through an MSP
21:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> so its kinda slow
21:34 < McDonaldsWiFi> labtech is dogshit slow
21:35 < FrostCyborg> Because I was looking at Automate like a moron... UGH I need coffee.
21:35 < FrostCyborg> Labtech?
21:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> google it
21:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> :D
21:35 < bvierra> WTFF
21:35 < McDonaldsWiFi> screenconnect + lots of tools
21:35 < bvierra> so $job decided to move the software we were autosigning CSR's from
21:35 < bvierra> but rather than creating a new intermediate CA
21:36 < bvierra> or doing a direct switch over
21:36 < bvierra> they copied the signing CA to the new software
21:36 < bvierra> and continued using the old one
21:36 <+MillerBOSS> Break News - efnet buys freenode
21:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> wat
21:38 <+MillerBOSS> what
21:41 < xtensive> Is that good or bad?
21:41 < xtensive> or meh
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> omg
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> #fakenews
21:42 <+MillerBOSS> Duh
21:42  * br14 grabs the fire extinguisher
21:42  * xtensive flips off MillerBOSS 
21:43 < DomLS3> s/flips/jerks
21:43 < DomLS3> ...
21:43 < AnimalFarmPig> I should just start keeping booze in my desk. Today is not my day.
21:43 < DomLS3> AnimalFarmPig: just bring a bottle mixed with captain and coke
21:43 < Hunterkll> ahahahhaa
21:43 < DomLS3> nobody is the wiser
21:43 < Hunterkll> after two weeks of typing on mush
21:43 < ThatOneRoadie> cryptic1: Petition to remove MillerBOSS's +v due to fake news
21:43 < Hunterkll> a mechanical keyboard feels amazing again
21:43 < AnimalFarmPig> ehh.... I'm a vodka man
21:44 <+MillerBOSS> Cry me a river
21:44 < DomLS3> vodka is for women
21:44 <+MillerBOSS> .yt Cry me a river
21:44 < AnimalFarmPig> ok
21:44 <+layer-eight> YouTube Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (Official) - https://youtu.be/DksSPZTZES0
21:44 < DomLS3> I need that chanserv +v
21:44 < ThatOneRoadie> I mean, I just wanted -v, but that works
21:44 < DomLS3> cryptic1
21:44 < DomLS3> :(
21:44 < xtensive> s/DomLS3/Dom302HO
21:44 <+DomLS3> <3
21:44 < ThatOneRoadie> DomLS3: now /hop
21:45 <+DomLS3> noooo
21:45 < ThatOneRoadie> lol
21:45 <+DomLS3> usually I get kicked
21:45 <+DomLS3> and lose it
21:45 < ThatOneRoadie> Looks like ephemeral mode GPO will probably work. Thanks JFDkthx
21:45 < estranger> party time
21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I've been fighting with webhooks all day. I create them. Some of them work. Some of them don't. Action occurs, remote system doesn't hit my API.
21:47 <+DomLS3> AnimalFarmPig: git gud
21:48 <+MillerBOSS> Breaking News - DomLS3 buys a blow up doll with purple lipstick
21:48 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: pink actually
21:48 < AnimalFarmPig> DomLS3: git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
21:49 <+MillerBOSS> s/purple/pink
21:49 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "Breaking News - DomLS3 buys a blow up doll with pink lipstick"
21:49 < dragonfleas> we really need to move off of ESXI 4.1...
21:49 <+DomLS3> hypverv > *
21:49 <+DomLS3> s/ve/e\
21:49 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "hype\rv > *"
21:49 <+MillerBOSS> How come dragonfleas? Need new features?
21:49 <+DomLS3> s/ve/e
21:49 <+layer-eight> dragonfleas meant: "we really need to moe off of ESXI 4.1..."
21:49 <+DomLS3> fuck
21:49 <+MillerBOSS> you
21:49 <+DomLS3> in
21:49 <+MillerBOSS> the pussy
21:50 <+DomLS3> with
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> a
21:50 <+DomLS3> volkswagen
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> with
21:50 <+DomLS3> blue
21:50 < dragonfleas> MillerBOSS, because goddamn it
21:50 < dragonfleas> they're on 6.7 now
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> ice
21:50 < dragonfleas> blows my mind
21:50 <+DomLS3> s/mind/load
21:50 <+layer-eight> dragonfleas meant: "blows my load"
21:50 < dragonfleas> yeah
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> ice
21:50 < dragonfleas> blows my load
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> hellllo
21:50 <+DomLS3> MillerBOSS: I got bored
21:50 <+MillerBOSS> cream
21:51 <+MillerBOSS> What 6.7 is latest?
21:51 < dragonfleas> s/llll/lp me from being gay i can't stand it :
21:51 <+layer-eight> MillerBOSS meant: "help me from being gay i can't stand it :o"
21:51 < AnimalFarmPig> and everyone knows that 6.7 is 2.5 more than 4.1
21:51 < felda> cryptic1 is trying to legalize gay marijuana in Canada
21:51 < dragonfleas> what the hell is gay marijuana lmao
21:51 <@cryptic1> whats wrong with that?
21:51 < FeldaJones> He's putting chemicals in the weed to turn the fricken hippies gay
21:52  * FeldaJones puts on his tinfoil hat
21:52 <+DomLS3> Most hippies are gay
21:52 <+DomLS3> so...
21:52 < FeldaJones> ....
21:52 < FeldaJones> OMG he already turned them gay
21:52 < FeldaJones>   (•̀ 益•̀)
21:52 < ThatOneRoadie> s/ck/gg
21:52 <+layer-eight> FeldaJones meant: "He's putting chemicals in the weed to turn the friggen hippies gay"
21:52 < FeldaJones> I'm doing my best to try and save you from the brainwashing but you just won't listen  (ಥ﹏ಥ)
21:53 < FeldaJones> ThatOneRoadie I ALWAYS SAY FRICK
21:53  * MillerBOSS looks at this client. Nope this is not discord
21:53 <+DomLS3> FeldaJones: YOU ALWAYS RONG
21:53 < FeldaJones> this is not a christian IRC channel
21:53 < FeldaJones> I can say frick all I want
21:53 < ThatOneRoadie> Watch yo` profanity
21:53 < felda> what's with the goofy apostrophy
21:54 < felda> what's with the goofy floating comma?
21:54 <+MillerBOSS> What`s wrong with it?
21:54 < felda> everything is wrong with it
21:54 <+MillerBOSS> It`s pretteee
21:54 <+DomLS3> felda: that’s not a apostrophe
21:54 < felda> that key is only for the grave/tilde/squiggle
21:54 < felda> DomLS3 there is a technical term which I have forgotten
21:55 <+DomLS3> felda: grave accent
21:55 < felda> accent?
21:55 < dragonfleas> vote yes on Cryptic1's gay marijuana prop 42069
21:55 < gnupluslinux> cryptic1, back to work
21:55 < felda> I see that technically ` is grave
21:55 < felda> and ~ is tilde
21:56 <+DomLS3> felda: lets see how smart you really are
21:56 < felda> hold up
21:56 <+DomLS3> what is ({})
21:56 < felda> this is super neato
21:56 < felda> acute       ´
21:56 < felda> breve       ˘
21:56 < felda> caron       ˇ
21:56 < felda> cedilla     ¸
21:56 < felda> circumflex  ^
21:56 < felda> dieresis    ¨
21:56 < felda> grave       `
21:56 < felda> macron      ¯
21:56 < felda> ogonek      ˛
21:56 <+DomLS3> FLOODING
21:56 < felda> yall ready know once it starts you can't stop
21:56 < felda> here https://askubuntu.com/questions/114578/what-is-the-grave-button
21:56 <+DomLS3> felda: then why copy/paste something you know is going to glood
21:56 <+MillerBOSS> But we want it flood
21:56 < dragonfleas> felda.io nerfed
21:57 <+MillerBOSS> I still use writely.com as the url to drive.
22:02 < xtensive> do you use wax in your mustache too MillerBOSS ?
22:02 <+MillerBOSS> Clean shaven sir
22:06 < xamithan> I got an idea I need to execute
22:06 < dragonfleas> cryptic1.io
22:06 < xamithan> I'm not sure how to program razors though
22:06 < int0x1C8> ~ swinton is a good actress
22:07 < int0x1C8> you can kick me now
22:07 < dragonfleas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNxhY_1FoQ&feature=youtu.be&a=
22:07 <+layer-eight> YouTube Replay 2018 03 23 00 14 45 by 2018-03-24T20:04:06.000Z (duration: 4:59) on Sun Mar 25 03:04:06 UTC 2018, 2018-03-24T20:04:06.000Z views
22:07 < dragonfleas> felda is bad at PUBG
22:09 <+DomLS3> s/PUBG/everything
22:09 <+layer-eight> dragonfleas meant: "felda is bad at everything"
22:09 < dragonfleas> kek
22:09 <+DomLS3> and he’s still +q’d
22:09 <+DomLS3> lol
22:10 <+DomLS3> User: Hey, is $otherguy here today?
22:10 <+DomLS3> Me: no
22:10 <+DomLS3> User: Do you know when he’s going to be back?
22:10 <+DomLS3> Me: no
22:11 <+DomLS3> User: Do you know if he will be back this week?
22:11 <+DomLS3> Me: throws a recliner
22:11 < abakedapplepie> you have recliners in your office?
22:11 < abakedapplepie> im jelly
22:11 <+DomLS3> no but god damnit I’ll find one
22:11 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:11 <+DomLS3> just to be able to throw at this dick
22:11 < abakedapplepie> i mean, we have a casting couch
22:11 < abakedapplepie> but no recliner
22:11 <+DomLS3> is it black leather?
22:11 < xtensive> so will he be back next week or not DomLS3 ?
22:12 <+DomLS3> xtensive: gfs
22:12 < folder> why am I muted honkey?
22:13 <+DomLS3> cryptic1: MUTE EVASION
22:13 < onenerdyguy> I'm the other guy!
22:14 < folder> felda's +q is unjust
22:14 <+DomLS3> felda flooded the chan with nonsense
22:14 <+DomLS3> felda’s +q is just
22:14 <+MillerBOSS> Call ICE! He has jumped the border
22:15 < sideup66> MillerBOSS: oh lawd
22:16 < folder> I DECLARE -q
22:16 < Heresiarch> I dunno...the quiet is kinda nice.
22:17 <+DomLS3> folder: you must beat me in #donger o -q
22:17 <+DomLS3> s/ o/o
22:17 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "folder: you must beat me in #dongero -q"
22:17 <+DomLS3> fuck
22:17 <+DomLS3> s/ro/r to
22:17 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "folder: you must beat me in #donger to -q"
22:21 < tapoxi> goddamn I love weechat
22:21 < tapoxi> in the age of electron its amazing to have an app that uses less than 1 gb ram
22:22 < onenerdyguy> it's amazing when your mom uses less than a gig of ram
22:23 < dragonfleas> felda's q is just
22:23 <+DomLS3> dragonfleas: ++
22:23 < folder> the worst
22:23 < folder> literally hitler
22:23 < dragonfleas> shut up folder
22:23 < folder> yeah i said it
22:23 < folder> it's true
22:24 < SynMonger> #freefelda
22:24 < dragonfleas> folder.io
22:24 < rpifan> whats up with felda
22:24 <+DomLS3> Hi, I'm Mark Soper, a software engineer in Cambridge, MA.
22:24 <+DomLS3> I purchased this domain for a startup project that has now been put on hold.
22:24 <+DomLS3> If you'd like to obtain Folder.io for your project, feel free to get in touch.
22:24 <+DomLS3> lel
22:24 < folder> rpifan cryptic1 is attempting to subjugate felda
22:25 <+DomLS3> felda no likey subjudation
22:25 <+DomLS3> s/ud/ug
22:25 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "felda no likey subjugation"
22:25 < dragonfleas> does felda have a twitch channel?
22:26 <+AnonymooseWork> yea its mostly him playing with his pfsense though
22:26 < int0x1C8> s/pfsense/penis
22:26 <+layer-eight> AnonymooseWork meant: "yea its mostly him playing with his penis though"
22:26 <+DomLS3> knew that was coming
22:26 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
22:27 < int0x1C8> glad to help
22:27 <+AnonymooseWork> ya'll are sick
22:27 <+DomLS3> s/s/sl
22:27 < rpifan> lol
22:27 <+layer-eight> AnonymooseWork meant: "ya'll are slick"
22:31 <+MillerBOSS> This thing is slick https://www.skyroam.com/solis
22:31 <+MillerBOSS> $9.00 a day world wide LTE
22:31 <@JollyRgrs> so has anyone done a "message from space" in notepad++?
22:32 <@JollyRgrs> type "Space Invaders", highlight it and hit F1
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> MillerBOSS thats pretty slick
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> noted :D
22:32 < technonerd> um
22:32 < xamithan> Woah is that website hacked
22:32 < technonerd> cambridge wants todo a ICO
22:32 < xamithan> It almost crashed my desktop
22:32 < technonerd> lolwat
22:32 <+MillerBOSS> Get a new desktop
22:32 <+AnonymooseWork> anyone here familiar with EMC Unisphere?
22:33 < xamithan> Its a work machine, if I grab another they are all the same
22:33 <+MillerBOSS> Grab a new user?
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> lol
22:33 <+MillerBOSS> :P
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> MillerBOSS no don't do that HR frowns on that
22:33 <+MillerBOSS> lol
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> oh man
22:33 <+AnonymooseWork> big day for me
22:33 < xamithan> Something is seriously wrong with that site though
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> just ordered 3x PowerEdge 640's, a NetApp SAN, 2x Mellanox switches, and 2x Dell top of rack switches
22:34 < rpifan> is HR always a piece of worthless useless shit run by some incompentent stupid retarded slow lazy useless human thing
22:34 < rpifan> that could be better done by a monkey or an irc bot
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> rpifan naw i like our HR dept
22:34 < rpifan> well i guess thats rare
22:34 < int0x1C8> our HR lady is really good
22:34 < int0x1C8> and hawt
22:34 < rpifan> ive had nothing but issues with hr since i tried to start this new.job
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> lol int0x1C8
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> int0x1C8 yeah one of the HR leads here is pretty cute
22:34 <+AnonymooseWork> kinda awkward though
22:35 < rpifan> my last two hr experiences have been bad
22:35 < rpifan> quite bad
22:35 < xamithan> HR protects the company not YOU
22:35 <+AnonymooseWork> rpifan ... there are a couple groups of people that I find are key to getting on the good side of in a company
22:35 < xamithan> Just remember that
22:35 < vader-> Any of you guys work with AWS API Gateway before?
22:35 <+AnonymooseWork> HR, the admin assistant/receptionist, and maintenance dude
22:36 <+AnonymooseWork> HR - never know when a smartass comment will get you in the shit
22:36 <+AnonymooseWork> admin assistant/receptionist - they can help you track down just about anything
22:36 <+AnonymooseWork> maintenance dude - well never know
22:36 < int0x1C8> yeah why is it always HR that are smokin'
22:36 < Heresiarch> admin assistants also spend the most time with execs. If you're on their shitlist, you'll be on the exec's as well.
22:36 < int0x1C8> tight skirts and high heels everyday
22:37 < rpifan> hmm
22:37 < rpifan> well i havent meet any admin ppl yet
22:37 < rpifan> idk if we have them
22:37 < rpifan> but HR is a stupid shitty ugly woman
22:37 < rpifan> with literally no brains
22:37 < rpifan> or ability to function at a higher level
22:37 < int0x1C8> those exist everywhere
22:37 <+AnonymooseWork> int0x1C8 lol
22:37 < rpifan> whats sad is it that im sure its not on purpose
22:38 < folder> cannot send to channel
22:38 <+AnonymooseWork> int0x1C8 i thought that was the sales girls that were like that
22:38 < rpifan> its one of those ppl that dont know how stupid they are
22:38 < rpifan> they think there just being helpful
22:38 < rpifan> but really there making ur life miserable
22:38 < rpifan> i hope once i start work i wont have to see them
22:39 < int0x1C8> AnonymooseWork here its HR, the front receptionist, and the office administrator
22:39 < rpifan> $job owns the whole floor
22:39 < rpifan> so there are no admin ppl
22:39 < rpifan> its one of those security floors whee u need a key card and it opens to the main area
22:40 < int0x1C8> HR's office is right behind mine, so I hear the click-clack of heels all the time
22:40 < int0x1C8> finally learned to tune it out like the main printer also across from my desk where people regularly print 300 page jobs
22:40 < rpifan> nice u get an ofice, at this place they dont believe in offices
22:40 < rpifan> its just rows and rows of computers
22:40 < rpifan> adn everyone even the cto sits there
22:40 < rpifan> supposedly cause it encourages sharing
22:40 < int0x1C8> I don't get an office, just a desk with half assed cubicle walling
22:41 < technonerd> I get a datacenter repurposed as work center
22:41 < rpifan> well thats osmething
22:41 < rpifan> i wonder if i can send pictures of the floor
22:41 < rpifan> without encouraging legal wrath
22:41 < tsarbomba> https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/17/irs-tax-payment-site-down-as-agency-works-to-resolve-issue.html
22:41 < ConkyAxis> I thought a lock office is a requirement for It, no? all I've had.
22:42 < tsarbomba> thanks, obama
22:42 < SynMonger> I share an office with our other support guy, there's a 6ft cubicle-like wall that splits the room in half
22:42 <+AnonymooseWork> ugh
22:42 <+AnonymooseWork> i don't get an office either
22:42 <+AnonymooseWork> driving me fucking nuts
22:42 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm the damn manager
22:42 <+AnonymooseWork> and i live in a farking cube
22:42 < int0x1C8> my desk is oriented so my back faces the main hallway though, super annoying
22:42 < rpifan> well my understanding is that my position is basically tech bitch boy
22:42 < SynMonger> but he's out on campus most of the day
22:42 < rpifan> i still dont understand what my job is
22:43 <+AnonymooseWork> int0x1C8 meh i'm tucked away in a corner so i have some privacy
22:43 <+DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: Just have to watch porn carefully
22:43 < tsarbomba> s/tucked away in a corner/hiding in a bathroom stall with a tub of jergens
22:43 <+layer-eight> AnonymooseWork meant: "int0x1C8 meh i'm hiding in a bathroom stall with a tub of jergens so i have some privacy"
22:43 <+AnonymooseWork> DomLS3 thats what the server room
22:43 <+AnonymooseWork> is for
22:43 < ConkyAxis> push management to give IT an office for security and privacy reasons.
22:43 <+AnonymooseWork> :D
22:43 <+AnonymooseWork> ConkyAxis yeah i'm working on it
22:43 < rpifan> in my case apparenetly ppl are encouraged to move computers and seats everyday
22:43 < int0x1C8> the server room is also right behind me
22:43 < rpifan> idk how that works
22:43 < rpifan> but basically its just rows and rows of machines
22:43 < rpifan> and ppl move around
22:43 < rpifan> idk why
22:43 < tsarbomba> rpifan you got a job?
22:43 < rpifan> but they do
22:43 < rpifan> yes
22:44 < tsarbomba> good deal. did you have to move to california?
22:44 < rpifan> nop
22:44 < rpifan> im in miami
22:44 < rpifan> im gonna work at a boat company
22:44 <+AnonymooseWork> ...
22:44 <+AnonymooseWork> whatever floats ur boat man
22:44 < rpifan> huge multinational thing
22:44 < Heresiarch> rpifan: jesus. You're working in the gov't office in Snow Crash.
22:44 < tsarbomba> fresh off the boat in miami
22:44 < rpifan> that has been bought and sold numerous times
22:44 < int0x1C8> LOOK AT ME MOTHAFUCKA IM ON A BOAT
22:44 < rpifan> by bigger companies
22:44 < rpifan> and consolidated
22:44 < rpifan> and split up again and again
22:45 < rpifan> moved from canada and virginia to miami
22:45 <+AnonymooseWork> hahaha
22:45 < rpifan> CTO seems to be a PHB
22:45 <+AnonymooseWork> have fun with that
22:45 < rpifan> but at least the tech lead which i imagine is my direct boss is nice
22:45 < rpifan> smart
22:45 <+AnonymooseWork> are they publicly traded?
22:45 < rpifan> and interesting
22:45 < rpifan> nop
22:46 < rpifan> theres some different department
22:46 < rpifan> wehre the guy does "analytics" and a/b testing
22:46 < rpifan> i had two interviews with a total of 6 different ppl
22:47 < rpifan> the second one was two hours long and all i got offered was water
22:47 < rpifan> but they have "beer kegs" in the afternoon
22:47 < tsarbomba> ah, CIA style
22:47 < rpifan> u worked for the gov'ment
22:47 < tsarbomba> when we hold interviews we turn up the heat in the conference room as high as it goes
22:47 < folder> hourly notice that felda is still behind bars
22:47 < folder> he must be exonerated
22:47 < tsarbomba> sometimes we force prospective employees to remove their shoes and socks
22:48 < tsarbomba> felda is in the middle of a 24 hour timeout
22:48 < rpifan> do u really work for the cia tsarbomba
22:48 < tsarbomba> only part-time
22:48 < abakedapplepie> stupid sophos firewalls
22:48 < abakedapplepie> i cant figure out how to do outbound nat
22:48 < rpifan> i see
22:48 < rpifan> maybe i shoudnt talk to u anymore
22:48 < tsarbomba> your first mistake was refusing 2 pfsense
22:49 < tsarbomba> rpifan, i'll still find out all your deep secrets
22:49 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: normally a lot of people in HR are actually pretty nice... their directive and what they "can do for you" is limited by the C-levels
22:49 < rpifan> probably
22:49 < abakedapplepie> tsarbomba is in ur pipes stealin ur packetz
22:49 < rpifan> tsarbomba, so do u really interview ppl for the cia tho
22:49 < rpifan> JollyRgrs, sometimes i do see that but i think this woman is just stupid
22:49 < tsarbomba> we usually leave that to saul berenson
22:49 <@JollyRgrs> that can be so as well
22:50 < rpifan> theyve had two days to send me a document that apparently needs to be signed urgently
22:50 < rpifan> and she sends it to me two days late at the last hour
22:50 < rpifan> this is how it has been since day one
22:50 < rpifan> screwing up interview dates
22:50 < rpifan> not respsonding
22:50 < tsarbomba> HR is usually staffed by one degreed individual and a series of people who tried and failed to get a position as an executive assistant
22:50 < rpifan> making mistakes
22:50 < int0x1C8> going home early because I woke up at 4:30AM and couldn't get back to sleep, winning
22:51 < rpifan> i think that might be the case tsarbomba
22:51 < rpifan> as this woman isnt the actual HR person listed on the document i signed
22:53 < tsarbomba> someone really should tell the indian tax scammers that taxes aren't due here until midnight
22:53 < grumplestiltzkin> 99% they don't care
22:53 < tsarbomba> they probably won't make any money
22:53 < tsarbomba> that might make them care
22:54 < tsarbomba> i gave this one millerboss's cell phone number
22:54 < rpifan> how do u have his number
22:54 < grumplestiltzkin> also, the purpose of HR really isn't to help out the employees, its to avoid the company being sued - which happens to coincide with fixing problems for employees a lot of the time
22:55 < rpifan> hm
22:55 < xamithan> Yeah!  You create a problem like being harassed in the office and they fix it by firing you
22:55 < rpifan> but i thought thats what hte legal department is for
22:56 < xamithan> legal department is like the clean up service if HR isn't doing their job
22:56 < rpifan> sigh
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> rpifan: no, legal dept. is to look over contracts and help when purchasing land/buildings/companies
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> etc
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> and as a "i hate my job" function... backup in case HR fails
22:58 < dragonfleas_> rpifan, do you like raspberry pi's
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> no
22:58 <@JollyRgrs> he's a cpu fan for the rpi
22:59 < dragonfleas_> .ghost dragonfleas
22:59 < dragonfleas_> shit
22:59 < xtensive> also depends on what state you're in, and right to work laws
22:59 < rpifan> yes we have right to work here
23:00 < xtensive> if you're in a right to work, then they can fire you for pretty much anything but being the wrong color
23:00 < xtensive> and even that, just say it was something else
23:00 < rpifan> which is what happened at my previous job
23:02 < SynMonger> that's at-will employment, right to work means you're not required to join a union as a condition of employment
23:03 < rpifan> well im at will even tho im not at will
23:06 < estranger> god damn vpn doesnt work, fix it
23:08 <+DomLS3> this day is going by so fucking slo
23:08 <+DomLS3> s/$/w
23:08 <+layer-eight> DomLS3 meant: "this day is going by so fucking slow"
23:09 < xtensive> sofa king
23:09 < rpifan> i just made one
23:11 < keldwud> wee todd
23:12 < rpifan> xtens xtensive
23:13 < xtensive> did
23:15 < FrostCyborg> Ok, is this just poor wording on Microsoft's part or can you use an FQDN for option 066 in the DHCP server?  It's called "Boot Server Host Name", and I know you can use an IP, but the phrasing makes me think FQDN will work too.
23:18 < DrGibby|> man, I am high on happiness today
23:18 < AnimalFarmPig> presumably, if only an IP address works, then it would be "Boot Server IP Address" rather than hostname
23:20 < AnimalFarmPig> and if a hostname works, then a fqdn should also work
23:20 < tsarbomba> i'm gonna be high on "happiness" shortly
23:21 < xtensive> where can I buy this "happiness"?
23:21 < dragonfleas> generally where hostname is, you can put an IP address and it will work too
23:21 < AnimalFarmPig> seems like it would be better to use an ip address though so that you don't have to rely on the pxe boot rom correctly doing a dns lookup
23:22 <+CheckYourSix> Anyone here read a lot of ebooks? Curious on the best way to keep them all organized with good meta data (looks like Calibre) and also make it easy for me to pull them onto a tablet or whatever. I know Calibre has a server built in
23:22 < tsarbomba> i use calibre but i wouldnt' bother with an idevice any more
23:23 < rootsudo> MillerBOSS
23:23 < tsarbomba> there used to be a plugin to pull stuff directly into itunes from calibre after tagging/DRM removal but itunes no longer supports ebooks
23:23 < rootsudo> there is
23:23 < rootsudo> oh wait itunes
23:24 < rootsudo> the plugin works for amazon kindle
23:24 < rootsudo> anyway; how do you guys get counseling help
23:24 < tsarbomba> yeah, and android handles it normally too. hence why everyone should get away from idevices
23:24 < tsarbomba> counseling like psychotherapy?
23:25 <+CheckYourSix> tsarbomba: I didn't mention iDevices. Is there any android app that will auto pull from Calibre serveR?
23:25 < tsarbomba> hmm. i think if you just copy to internal storage it'll show up in the play app for books, no?
23:25 < m4221> Can you tell me the names of the hundreds of folders I just deleted?
23:25 < m4221> No?
23:25 < tsarbomba> that's what i do with music
23:25 < tsarbomba> m4221, they all started with "muppetporn"
23:26 <+CheckYourSix> tsarbomba: I don't want to have to manually copy it. It would be nice if I could share with friends easily too without having to send them the file manually
23:26 < tsarbomba> i mean it's going to get copied one way or the other
23:26 < m4221> tsarbomba: someone was moving folders outlook and they "disappeared"
23:26 <+CheckYourSix> Copying is fine. I just prefer automatic
23:27 < tsarbomba> i haven't tried uploading a library to the books app on the web
23:27 < Gencade> fuck a bitch
23:27 < rootsudo> tsarbomba yeah; I have issues I guess
23:27 < tsarbomba> if it's anything like music, though, you can do that. but i think you still need to select the item to download to local storage for offline access
23:29 < JLH> What client is good to use so I don't have to use the web interface all the time?
23:29 < Gencade> JLH, depends if you like gui or cli
23:30 < JLH> GUI I guess
23:30 < Gencade> I like hexchat personally
23:30 < Gencade> it's cross platform with a lot of customization options
23:30 < Gencade> and a built in theme engine
23:30 < xtensive> this is your fault m4221
23:30 < JLH> ok, so i actually installed that but i can't figure out how to configure it correctly :)
23:31 < Gencade> guess you have some reading to do, unless there's a question hiding in that sentence.
23:31 < Gencade> .bofh
23:31 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: High nuclear activity in your area.
23:32 < JLH> haha, yes.  So i was trying to follow the steps here: https://freenode.net/kb/answer/hexchat, but i can't figure out where to put in this reddit-sysadmin channel?
23:32  * xamithan switches layer-eight's desktop with WindowsME
23:32 < Gencade> Once you open hexchat, there should be a list of IRC networks preinstalled, yes JLH ?
23:34 < JLH> Correct, and i see the freenode network
23:34 < Gencade> Ok, so once you've clicked connect, there will be a sort of buffer area where you are given instructions on how to connect to channels and identify your nick
23:34 < Gencade> if you have registered, as you have then the syntax is /msg nickserv identify <password>
23:34 < Gencade> once it says you have succesfully identified, you can use /join #reddit-sysadmin to join this chan
23:34 < Gencade> or similar syntax for any others.
23:34 < JLH> ok, great.  Thank you, Gencade
23:34 < AnimalFarmPig> and once you've joined, it should show up in your sidebar
23:34 <@mistiry> Gencade++
23:34 < tsarbooba> boobie
23:35 < dragonfleas> woah
23:35 < Gencade> No problemo,  There are other IRC clients that feel smoother as far as the user experience, but I like the control on hexchat JLH
23:36 < JLH> ok, so it looks like that port is blocked so i'm most likely stuck on the webchat
23:36 < Gencade> Are you at a school?>
23:36 < JLH> work
23:36 < Gencade> Ah, I guess if you wanted you could try connecting out through the TOR network
23:36 < Gencade> There are instructions on how to use tor as a proxy online
23:36 < Gencade> Never done it through hexchat, but i have on weechat
23:37 < JLH> gotcha, with my luck the tor network is blocked as well :)
23:37 < Gencade> if tor is blocked as well, you could connect to a vps over https and tunnel that way
23:37 < Gencade> do you know what particular protocol/ports are being blocked?
23:38 < xamithan> Start running scans with nmap to make your IT team nervous
23:38 < JLH> I do not.  It's my 2nd day at a new job, so i'm still getting familiar with everything
23:38 < Gencade> ah, well grats on the job.
23:38 < JLH> tanks
23:38 < JLH> thanks
23:38 < Gencade> Probably best not to try to work around the security measures in place then
23:39 < JLH> meh, but yes you're probably right :)
23:39 < Gencade> may piss someone off
23:39 < JLH> probably the network guys who sit right next to me
23:39 < Gencade> I circumvented the firewalls at my school, and I got a nasty email from IT
23:39 < JLH> oh, nice
23:40 < Sousapro> people always wonder about the amount of TLS traffic coming from my laptop
23:40 < Gencade> yeah
23:40 < Sousapro> SO MUCH INTERNET SURFING
23:40 < Gencade> Sousapro, that's how they found me out too
23:40 < Gencade> quantity
23:40 < Sousapro> yeah
23:40 < Sousapro> but it's really none of their business
23:40 <+MillerBOSS> rootsudo
23:40 < DrGibby|> sudoroot
23:41 < Sousapro> that GPO that won't sync keeps changing guids
23:41 < Sousapro> and repadmin and dcdiag are happy on all DCs
23:41 < rootsudo> yeah MillerBOSS
23:41 <+MillerBOSS> su su Sussudio
23:41 < Gencade> Sousapro, my school's network is run by network nazis
23:41 <+MillerBOSS> You rang, rootsudo ?
23:42 < Sousapro> Gencade: you had any enjoyment on our network?
23:42  * Sousapro breaks out the riding crop
23:42 <+MillerBOSS> Don't you have my number?
23:42 < xamithan> Isn't that a good thing,  kids are ruthless at file sharing and viruses
23:42 < Sousapro> xamithan: he was on a VPN
23:42 <+MillerBOSS> My number is $1
23:42 < Gencade> never been on your network Sousapro
23:42 <+MillerBOSS> #1
23:42 <+MillerBOSS> :P
23:42 < Sousapro> not viruses and filesharing that way
23:42  * DrGibby| give MillerBOSS $1
23:42 < Gencade> fuck you DrGibby|
23:42 < Gencade> die in a fire
23:42 < DrGibby|> hey Gencade, I hope you have a wonderful day
23:42 < Gencade> hey thanks you too
23:42 < xamithan> You don't think people fileshare and get viruses over a VPN?
23:43  * Sousapro gives MillerBOSS $6 for a medium #1 combo
23:43 < DrGibby|> not possible xamithan. Its ENCRYPTED
23:43 < Gencade> Where was my !nominate for helping
23:43 < DrGibby|> duh
23:43 < Gencade> guys
23:43 < Gencade> !Nominate Gencade Reasons
23:43 < Sousapro> xamithan: not with other users on the same subnet
23:43 < Sousapro> xamithan: that would negate the whole purpose of VPN
23:43 < Sousapro> I guess everyone gets onto the same VPN
23:43 < rootsudo> MillerBOSS did my PM go through
23:44 < Sousapro> and then commences getting viruses and stormy daniels pics
23:44 < xtensive> the viruses can't pass through the small VPN tunnel opening
23:44 < Gencade> .bofh
23:44 <+layer-eight> Gencade, BOFH says: CPU needs recalibration
23:44 < xamithan> What if you put a condom on the ethernet cable
23:44 < Gencade> I feel like this chan is like 90% trolling about tech, and 10% cryptic1 telling everyone to get back to work
23:44 < tsarbomba> !nominate gencade because we need at least one pedophile with +v in this channel
23:45 < Gencade> tsarbomba, ty... I think?
23:45  * tsarbomba tips fedora
23:45 < Sousapro> !nominate tsarbomba tsarbomba cured my infertility
23:45 < tsarbomba> \o/
23:45 < Sousapro> xamithan: keeps packets from getting into your PC
23:46 < xamithan> I take my ethernet cables out and sling them a round my head to shake the bad packets out
23:46 < tsarbomba> i run them through the washer and air-dry them
23:46 < Gencade> I put my ethernet cables in the washing machines
23:46 < Sousapro> the doppler approach
23:47 < Sousapro> Gencade: nothing will ever get that rule 34 hobbit video out of those cables
23:47 < xamithan> I had a guy who wanted me to solder his ethernet cable into the PC so it stops coming loose
23:47 < Gencade> Sousapro, hillary clinton told me bleachbit will do the trick
23:47 < hxcsp> does anyone elses girlfriend like them to choke her with ethernet cables?
23:47 < Sousapro> like 30 minutes of video and 27 minutes focused on hairy, leathery feet
23:47 < Gencade> hxcsp, I just wrap my second dick around her neck
23:47 < Sousapro> hxcsp: is your girlfriend HPe?
23:47 < xamithan> He wasn't happy that I just cut off the connector and replaced it so the clip works
23:48 < hxcsp> Sousapro: just as frustrating
23:48 < xe0n> morning
23:48 < Gencade> it's evening you heathen xe0n
23:48 < hxcsp> afternoon, both of you h eathens
23:49 < Gencade> I think I might be into aphexiation by ethernet cables
23:49 < Gencade> Thinking about it just now
23:49 < SynMonger> yourself, or others?
23:49 < Gencade> yes
23:49 < Gencade> at the same time
23:50 <@cryptic1> felda
23:50 < Gencade> cryptic1, fuck you
23:52 < abakedapplepie> anyone see this azure sphere shit
23:52 < abakedapplepie> IoT MCUs with built in networking that calls home to microsoft for security patches
23:56 < Stoob> i dont know whether to hate it because phoning home to microsoft for security patches sucks
23:56 < Stoob> or to love it because IoT clearly needs to stay updated
23:57 < silentfury> i think you need to hate the fact that microsoft fired their qa department
23:57 < silentfury> more than anything else
23:57 < xamithan> No kidding,  I've been hit by those Kbs that destroy your NIC card a few times in the past month or two
23:57 < silentfury> yep, same.
23:58 < xamithan> I wouldn't mind if there was a prompt about it
23:59 < SynMonger> Notice: NIC is being destroyed.
23:59 < technonerd> I hope the fedora iot takes off
23:59 < DrGibby|> they're IoT'ing hats now?
23:59 < silentfury> no
23:59 < xamithan> hats with speakers and bluetooth
23:59 < silentfury> "Would you kindly reinstall the NIC this patch nukes?"
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