--- Log opened Wed May 02 00:00:05 2018
00:00 < MillerBoss> Losers all left
00:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> They got in one little fight and they all got scared.
00:03 < MillerBoss> I don't know about this https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/starting-today-google-chrome-will-show-warnings-for-non-logged-ssl-certificates/ Normal people will have no idea what the fuck this means
00:03 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Starting Today, Google Chrome Will Show Warnings for Non-Logged SSL Certificates
00:04 < tsarbomba> gibson guitars finally filed for bankruptcy
00:04 < tsarbomba> so, fender wins
00:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> tsarbomba: God damn china clones killing everything now-a-days
00:04 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: I don't see how it's any different than now
00:05 < admiralspark> oh nvm
00:05 < MillerBoss> :P
00:05 < admiralspark> If you use internally-signed certs and don't have a public CT you get the caution triangle
00:05 < xtensive> badidea
00:05 < admiralspark> thisisunsafe
00:05 < abakedapplepie> what the shit
00:05 < admiralspark> :P
00:06 < xtensive> does that work too admiralspark ?
00:06 < abakedapplepie> my monitor is putting out like 60vac on the ground sleeve of this DVI->MINI-DP cable
00:06 < abakedapplepie> what the fucking fuck
00:06 < MillerBoss> Badidea is for older versions
00:06 < abakedapplepie> scared the piss out of me
00:06 < abakedapplepie> touched my computer case and it shocked me
00:06 < abakedapplepie> monitor and computer working fine
00:06 < abakedapplepie> |
00:06 < abakedapplepie> vga cable shield feels okay
00:07 < MillerBoss> Put your tongue on it to make sure. I hear that is the best way
00:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> abakedapplepie: Sounds like you need a new setup
00:07 < abakedapplepie> this monitor was a trash pull
00:07 < abakedapplepie> but ive been using for a long time with nothing like this
00:08 < xtensive> maybe it was in the trash for a reason?
00:08 < abakedapplepie> lol not literally the trash
00:08 < abakedapplepie> recycling pile at work, new client upgraded during onboarding
00:08 < xtensive> ah
00:09 < xtensive> figured you saw it in your neighbors trash bin and swiped it
00:10 < abakedapplepie> ive been known to do that lol
00:10 < abakedapplepie> i have one of those really nice 1080p dell ultrasharps with a bad capacitor floating in my garage
00:10 < abakedapplepie> from 2007 lol
00:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> LOL
00:11 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Is it still with a bad capacitor?
00:11 < abakedapplepie> those things were the beesknees
00:11 < abakedapplepie> i replaced it with a hodgepodge of capacitors that i had on hand
00:11 < abakedapplepie> it failed again after 10 hours
00:11 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Damn
00:11 < abakedapplepie> not sure if it was my shoddy used replacement caps that i parralleled up to the right capacity, or if theres a fault somewhere else
00:12 < abakedapplepie> i didnt want to take it apart again after that though because good lord they use a lot of screws
00:12 < abakedapplepie> the only really nice stuff ive ever pulled from the trash are stereos
00:12 < abakedapplepie> somehow i keep finding stereos
00:13 < abakedapplepie> last time, found a full system, 2 front towers, 2 rear bookshelves, reciever, tape deck, cd deck, tuner, eq, all matching technics all working with remotes and cables
00:13 < abakedapplepie> no blown drivers on the speakers either
00:13 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Nice
00:14 < abakedapplepie> those are my party speakers, take them out to bonfires n shit
00:14 < abakedapplepie> ive also DJed a wedding and a grad party with themn
00:14 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:14 <+CheckYourSix> tsarbomba: You catch up on Billions yet?
00:15 < The_Dv8or> sup
00:16 < MillerBoss> This is yucky looking https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-01-17-15-07-dz.png chrome://flags/#top-chrome-md set to refresh in Canary for Windows only
00:16 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 65,844 bytes
00:16 < abakedapplepie> what did you do
00:16 < MillerBoss> https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/google/google-is-testing-a-new-chrome-ui/
00:16 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Google Is Testing a New Chrome UI
00:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Looks like we're going full firefox, boys!
00:17 < MillerBoss> Profile guy is no longer on the top bar as well
00:19 < xtensive> I like the slanted tabs :(
00:19 < xtensive> It's like a filing cabinet
00:19 < MillerBoss> By the time Material Design is in everything Google 6 months, no 2 months later they will announce Material Design Fuck You Two!
00:20 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Why both at that point lol
00:20 < MillerBoss> Material Design reimagined
00:22 < MillerBoss> https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/991404681917227009 had to take a lot of time
00:22 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Andy Baio on Twitter: "This stunning illustration by @cyanharlow is pure HTML/CSS. Every element was typed by hand, drawing with only a text editor and Chrome dev tools. https://t.co/kzf7BhkLA5… https://t.co/qRIGNQtfcq"
00:27 < ayeitzabee> Morning yall
00:28 < abakedapplepie> evenin
00:28 < ayeitzabee> Is anyone else getting a load of "Message Undeliverable" emails coming from people you haven't emailed?
00:28 < abakedapplepie> nope
00:29 < abakedapplepie> sounds like youve been spoofed
00:29 < ayeitzabee> Yup
00:29 < ayeitzabee> Fug
00:29 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:29 < ayeitzabee> Happening domain wide
00:29 < abakedapplepie> set up spf & dkim
00:29 < MillerBoss> No no that means it is time to turn all workstations and server off for 15 minutes then turn everyone back on one by one waiting 30 seconds between each power on.
00:30 < MillerBoss> s/server/servers
00:30 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] No no that means it is time to turn all workstations and servers off for 15 minutes then turn everyone back on one by one waiting 30 seconds between each power on.
00:30 < ayeitzabee> Exchange doesn't support DKIM and freaks out apparently
00:30 <@NinjaStyle> ayeitzabee: sounds like you need to do some IR
00:30 < ayeitzabee> IR?
00:30 <@NinjaStyle> incident response
00:30 < abakedapplepie> ayeitzabee: we block port 25 outbound for all machines at the firewall except our mail servers and other approved devices
00:30 < xtensive> one of your users might have gotten compromised and it is spoofing their address book now
00:30 < MillerBoss> NinjaStyle makes up acronyms all day. That is his day job ayeitzabee
00:30 < abakedapplepie> try that and log the rule
00:31 < ayeitzabee> It is actually all users including postmaster
00:31 < abakedapplepie> oh
00:31 < abakedapplepie> yikes
00:31 < abakedapplepie> what did you do
00:31 < ayeitzabee> inherited a broken system
00:31 < MillerBoss> Shut it down ayeitzabee
00:31 < MillerBoss> :P
00:31 < ayeitzabee> Only been here 6 months
00:31 < xamithan> someone messed up spf ?
00:31 <@NinjaStyle> ayeitzabee: make sure the messages arent actually coming from inside
00:32 < abakedapplepie> do you have a catchall mailbox? are you getting NDRs on invalid addresses?
00:32  * ayeitzabee pulls out plugs
00:32 < ayeitzabee> There is no SPF :DDDDDDD
00:32 < ayeitzabee> abakedapplepie, We do have a catch-all yeah
00:32 <@NinjaStyle> youre running without spf??
00:32 < abakedapplepie> anything goofy?
00:32 < abakedapplepie> spf is quick and easy
00:32 < admiralspark> wait
00:32 < abakedapplepie> literally 2 minutes
00:32 <@NinjaStyle> ^
00:32 <@NinjaStyle> i set up spf on phishing campaigns
00:33 < ayeitzabee> Yeah I am legit sorting it out now, I figured that it would already be in place but no
00:33 < abakedapplepie> just be prepared for the scream test
00:33 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: am I reading this right? If I use an internal CA to sign stuff and I don't have a PUBLIC CT record, we get the warning in Chrome?
00:33 < abakedapplepie> of inevitable contact scripts on websites getting no mailflow
00:33 < ayeitzabee> abakedapplepie, Scream test?
00:33 < abakedapplepie> or scanners in a remote office
00:33 < abakedapplepie> or something
00:33 < abakedapplepie> you have to add all sending mail hosts to your spf
00:33 < ayeitzabee> Oh we only have 1
00:33 < abakedapplepie> you probably dont know those yet
00:33 < MillerBoss> That would be my assumption admiralspark
00:33 < abakedapplepie> that you know of
00:34 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:34 < abakedapplepie> like i said: scanners, contact forms, fax machines, erp programs, cloud services
00:34 < admiralspark> that's.....absurd
00:34 < MillerBoss> I was trying to find what the page looked like too admiralspark. Couldn't find much and gave up quick
00:34 < admiralspark> why
00:34 < admiralspark> :/
00:34 < admiralspark> guess stuff is working fine if I don't see the error then??
00:34 < ayeitzabee> Everything that isn't staff just sends to the .local addresses
00:34 < admiralspark> ;)
00:35 < abakedapplepie> ayeitzabee: what i mean is, if your website has a contact form or maybe a ticketing system for example
00:35 < abakedapplepie> and its hosted remotely
00:35 < abakedapplepie> and its not configured to relay through your ip
00:35 < abakedapplepie> it will get blocked
00:35 < abakedapplepie> assuming its using your corporate email domain to send as
00:36 < ayeitzabee> abakedapplepie, We use Wix for our website so that should be fine
00:36 < abakedapplepie> does it use your email to send emails
00:36 < ayeitzabee> Nope
00:36 < abakedapplepie> does it send from wix.com?
00:36 < abakedapplepie> like, yourcompany@wix.com
00:36 < ayeitzabee> Only our exchange server sends emails outbound
00:37 < ayeitzabee> Everything else on our website is inbound atm
00:37 < ayeitzabee> God dammit this is why you never hire a MSP
00:37 < admiralspark> lol
00:37 < admiralspark> Or when you do, you get a good MSP, not the normal shitty ones
00:37 < abakedapplepie> youre sure your website never sends any emails to anyone ever using anything at @yourdomain.com?
00:37 < ayeitzabee> I am 100% sure :D
00:37 <@NinjaStyle> ayeitzabee: do the bounce messages say what the sending server was?
00:37 < abakedapplepie> ok
00:37 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:38  * ayeitzabee lies through his teeth
00:38 < admiralspark> lol
00:38 < abakedapplepie> ayeitzabee: wix will most definitely have a guide on spf. or if its hosting your website and your public dns, it probably a;ready has one
00:38 < admiralspark> I'm surprised, we filter wix on the border because it's usually garbage...
00:38 < admiralspark> @wix.com *
00:38 < abakedapplepie> as in which servers to include in your spf records for proper mail delivery
00:39 < ayeitzabee> The only servers that sound be sending emails are sitting behind our public IP
00:39 < abakedapplepie> thats why its a scream test :)
00:39 < ayeitzabee> Anything else is misconfigured if it breaks after the SPF record takes effect
00:39 < abakedapplepie> youre turning off the shit that shouldnt be "on" in the first place
00:39 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:39 < ayeitzabee> Pretty much
00:39 <+CheckYourSix> Alright, AC units installed. I need another extension cord to plug both of them in though
00:39 < abakedapplepie> someone will scream on friday afternoon "MY SCANNER WONT SEND ME MY SCANNED DOCUMENTS ANYMORE"
00:40 < abakedapplepie> and hes gonna be located in a remote office in the boonies
00:40 < abakedapplepie> with no web gui for the scanner
00:40 < abakedapplepie> :P
00:40 < admiralspark> usb-attached fam
00:40 < admiralspark> can't have no networked scanners, what do you think this is, 2018?
00:40 < ayeitzabee> We don't have any remote staff :D
00:40 < ayeitzabee> So it makes my life easy
00:40 < abakedapplepie> but how do i get it to my email, admiralspark? i use the scanner to get it in my email, so i can email it to my customers
00:40 < admiralspark> damn
00:41 < abakedapplepie> can you come show me admiralspark?
00:41 < abakedapplepie> :P
00:41 < abakedapplepie> fuck users
00:41 < trash1e> ^
00:41 < trash1e> that
00:41 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: You sure they don't have a web interface for their email running on the scanner? That pop3's to an email server and you scan your document to be sent as an image embedded in the body of an email?
00:41 < admiralspark> YOU THOUGHT FAX WAS BAD
00:42 < ayeitzabee> Crap we use symantec to scan our outbound emails, so would the SPF need to include them?
00:42 < admiralspark> spf is just the originating server for email, that the outside world sees
00:42 < admiralspark> is your symantec running on external exchange gateways?
00:42 < ayeitzabee> Yeah, all emails pass through them first
00:42 < admiralspark> not what I asked
00:43 < admiralspark> if I'm sitting in Hawaii
00:43 < admiralspark> and I get an email from you
00:43 < admiralspark> what is the sending server address?
00:43 < ayeitzabee> IDK :DDDD Wanna find out for me? :D
00:43 < admiralspark> sure, actually
00:43 < admiralspark> one sec, I'll link you
00:43 < xamithan> give us your root password
00:43 < abakedapplepie> ayeitzabee: remotely?
00:43 < xamithan> we'll figure it out
00:43 < admiralspark> ayeitzabee: https://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx
00:43 < abakedapplepie> or on prem
00:43 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Network Tools: DNS,IP,Email
00:43 < ayeitzabee> Password1!
00:44 <@NinjaStyle> ayeitzabee: just set to neutral fail while testing then change to hard fail when you get it set up correctly
00:44 < MillerBoss> admiralspark 👉 https://groups.google.com/a/chromium.org/forum/#!msg/ct-policy/wHILiYf31DE/iMFmpMEkAQAJ >After this date, when Chrome connects to a site serving a publicly-trusted certificate that is not compliant with the Chromium CT Policy, users will begin seeing a full page interstitial indicating their connection is not CT-compliant.
00:44 < MillerBoss> Note: publicly-trusted certificate. Who knows that really means technically
00:44 < admiralspark> ayeitzabee: send an email to a gmail or something you control, and look at the headers
00:44 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Google Groups
00:44 <@NinjaStyle> admiralspark: ++
00:44 < abakedapplepie> or dont remember to change it to hard fail and randomly notice 3 years later
00:45 <@NinjaStyle> set to neutral, then test by sending the emails out and validating the header shows spf pass
00:45 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: yeah but I still don't want to host a public CT of every user and computer cert I generate internally :P
00:45 < admiralspark> oh
00:45 < admiralspark> I bet it;s just targeting intermediates
00:45 < admiralspark> which makes sense
00:45 < abakedapplepie> what is chromium ct policy
00:45 < MillerBoss> Plus it is for certs after the 30th of April and after
00:45 < admiralspark> I'd want to know every cert an int has generated since they could be used maliciously
00:46 < abakedapplepie> so what is changed under "ct policy" vs the norm
00:46 < MillerBoss> https://github.com/chromium/ct-policy abakedapplepie
00:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  GitHub → chromium → ct-policy → @ ~ 2 months ago → ✡ 33 → Forks: 10 → ☹ 11
00:47 < abakedapplepie> is there like a tl;dr blog post somewhere
00:47 < abakedapplepie> lol
00:48 < admiralspark> abakedapplepie: not yet...someone should make a netsec post
00:48 < MillerBoss> Maybe https://www.certificate-transparency.org/ ?
00:48 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Certificate Transparency
00:48 < admiralspark> ayeitzabee: that help?
00:48 < admiralspark> man, l8 got modded?
00:48 < abakedapplepie> ohhh ehhh look at that h
00:49 < MillerBoss> Totally new admiralspark
00:49 < abakedapplepie> so is this basically  something google is doing all on its own
00:49 < abakedapplepie> is w3c involved at all or any other bodies
00:50 < MillerBoss> No not just Google
00:50 < MillerBoss> https://ccadb.org/
00:50 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Common CA Database by mozilla
00:50 < ayeitzabee> admiralspark, still waiting for the dns record to be fixed up
00:50 < admiralspark> ahh
00:50 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: wait, is l8 your pet? I thought it was cryptics
00:50 < MillerBoss> Yes its his pet
00:51 < MillerBoss> https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc6962#section-3.3
00:51 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  RFC 6962 - Certificate Transparency
00:52 < MillerBoss> https://media.ccc.de/v/33c3-8167-everything_you_always_wanted_to_know_about_certificate_transparency
00:52 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  media.ccc.de - Everything you always wanted to know about Certificate Transparency
00:53 < abakedapplepie> i guess ill settle for a slideshow
00:53 < abakedapplepie> oh god its an hour long
00:53 < MillerBoss> So many things to keep track of
00:54 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/pki/2018/03/12/how-will-certificate-transparency-affect-existing-active-directory-certificate-services-environments/
00:54 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  How will Certificate Transparency affect existing Active Directory Certificate Services environments? – Windows PKI blog
00:54 < MillerBoss> https://youtu.be/1NsDKpkugR8?t=4383
00:54 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NsDKpkugR8&feature=youtu.be&t=4383 → Security Now 481: Certificate Transparency - YouTube
00:54 < MillerBoss> Time coded to the start of the talk
00:58 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: long story short, internal PKI is unaffected by chrome upd8
00:58 < MillerBoss> Great
01:00 < MillerBoss> HongKong Post Root CA is still in macOS. I am surprised.
01:03 < MillerBoss> I've read some place before some admins remove root certs they don't "trust" such as HongKong Post Root CA and the like
01:03 < MillerBoss> 169 system roots on this system. How would anyone keep up on them
01:04 < The_Dv8or> I get all my root certs from this awesome site http://superhappyrootcert.cn
01:04 < MillerBoss> So every cert issued in a public database seems like not a totally good idea, right? In terms of using it for recon, right?
01:04 <@NinjaStyle> seems legit
01:05 < The_Dv8or> it has a pencil drawing of a kitty with those pointing up eye slits, so I know I can trust it
01:05 < MillerBoss> Too legit
01:05 < MillerBoss> https://crt.sh/
01:05 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  crt.sh | Certificate Search
01:06 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: it's only publicly issued ones. I don't see how this is any different from CRL's being publicly hosted
01:06 < abakedapplepie> so the tl;dr is, CAs have to keep a public log of certs issued
01:06 < admiralspark> right
01:06 < admiralspark> not just revoked like a CRL
01:06 < MillerBoss> Yes but those logs are used when a browser visits the URL with the cert, right?
01:07 < admiralspark> so that people know when $foreing_superpower steals an intermediate CA trusted by every workstation in the world and starts issuing certs
01:07 < MillerBoss> OK that makes sense
01:08 < MillerBoss> https://crt.sh/?Identity=%25reddit.com
01:08 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  crt.sh | %reddit.com
01:08 < MillerBoss> Tell me that is not a gold mine for recon though
01:09 < MillerBoss> I mean maybe not huge, though
01:09 < bomb> p f s e n s e
01:12 < admiralspark> MillerBoss: only if people buy external certs for internal systems. Otherwise, you're buying an external cert for an external box
01:12 < Gencade> is it friday
01:13 < admiralspark> it's another avenue for basic stuff, like "oh, GE just bought ciscoisr4k2.ge.com" or something but
01:13 < admiralspark> if you're naming based on system model, you're bad and should feel bad
01:13 < admiralspark> Gencade: I wish
01:13 < MillerBoss> Right
01:14 < admiralspark> I also didn't mean for that to come out as demeaning as it did. Some companies have internal dick swinging contests that end up with a dept purchasing externally signed certs instead of using $other_Dept's ADCS box
01:14 < admiralspark> but it's not too common
01:15 < MillerBoss> Yeah that makes sense admiralspark
01:15 < admiralspark> Personally I'd still be starting with Shodan :P
01:15 < zerocool> hi guys
01:15 < admiralspark> sup zerocool
01:17 < zerocool> :wave:
01:18 < zerocool> after moving to a new vm host we are getting a lot of event id 50 from time service
01:18 < zerocool> goes a little something like this:
01:18 < zerocool> The time service detected a time difference of greater than 5000 milliseconds for 900 seconds. The time difference might be caused by synchronization with low-accuracy time sources or by suboptimal network conditions. The time service is no longer synchronized and cannot provide the time to other clients or update the system clock. When a valid time stamp is received from a time service
01:18 < zerocool> provider, the time service will correct itself.
01:19 < zerocool> not related to the... vmware tools, setting is disabled to sync with host
01:20 < zerocool> looking at our servers, the 'root delay' is always like .06-.09, any ideas?
01:21 < zerocool> i find that root delay via `w32tm /query /status`
01:22 < bomb> i have this awesome business idea:
01:22 < bomb> buy a raspberry pi, install pfsense, sell it as firewall for $1000
01:22 < zerocool> bomb: that's already a thing and you will get sued
01:23 < bomb> why would i get sued?
01:23 < admiralspark> bomb: legally, you can't resell pfsense
01:23 < bomb> okay, make a pfsense clone quick
01:23 < admiralspark> why not just make vyos run on a PI
01:23 < zerocool> i have an idea
01:23 < bomb> joking aside
01:24 < admiralspark> bomb: don't use a pi, it's only got one port and cant do gigabit
01:24 < bomb> these physical firewalls they sell aren't custom boards, but single-board ARM PCs right?
01:24 < zerocool> get old windows xp computer on craigslist and use it as a firewall
01:24 < zerocool> sell it for $2000
01:24 < admiralspark> .......
01:25 < admiralspark> zerocool: for the time issue
01:25 < admiralspark> does anything else sync to the same time server and work fine?
01:25 < bomb> let me rephrase my question
01:25 < zerocool> admiralspark: actually there are three hardware servers at different sites that are on this list, they check with the same source and their 'root delay' is lower!
01:26 < bomb> are physical firewalls just normal computers with many ports and *BSD installed?
01:26 < zerocool> bomb sometimes yeah
01:27 < bomb> glad to hear zerocool
01:28 < bomb> i'm making a firewall device then
01:28 < zerocool> bomb :ok_hand:
01:28 < zerocool> i believe in you mate
01:29 < bomb> thanks bruh
01:29 < bomb> i'll just be reselling small PCs
01:30 < zerocool> basically yeah, it would be a better idea to sell management as a service though, like have them pay for the hardware and then dial in their firewall and manage it for some time
01:32 < xamithan> Be a real sysadmin and use PfSense
01:33 < bomb> pfsense is nothing but a software
01:33 < bomb> i'm a software guy with no clue about hardware
01:33 < bomb> i think i should make software instead
01:37 < kullervo> admiralspark: pretty sure they're only selling firewall hardware that happens to have some nice software on it too
01:38 < bomb> well that's a better idea
01:39 < bomb> i don't even need to bother with assembling stuff myself
01:42 < xe0n> what's happening?
01:43 < zerocool> oh wait... 5000ms is .5s not .05s
01:43 < zerocool> dlkfjlsdjf
01:43 < The_Dv8or> 5000 ms is 5 seconds
01:43 < Hunterkll> what?
01:43 < Hunterkll> no
01:43 < Hunterkll> zerocool, it's 5 seconds
01:43 < The_Dv8or> if you mean ms as in milliseconds
01:43 < Hunterkll> 100ms = .1s
01:43 < Hunterkll> 1000ms = 1sd
01:44  * voidstar leans forward
01:44  * The_Dv8or looks down voidstar’s shirt
01:44 < zerocool> say something obvious and everyone comes out to correct me, but my point still stands
01:45 < admiralspark> kullervo: what?
01:46 < Hunterkll> 1s
01:46 < zerocool> i was thinking this 'root delay' was related to the time service event 50, but i don't think so... if it's saying time was 5000ms off for 900 seconds and then the root delay at the moment was .06s
01:47 < admiralspark> yay, Hunterkll_ is here
01:50 < zerocool> what happens if i do `w32tm /config /syncfromflags:domhier /update` on a dc...
01:50 < zerocool> i am being a scared cat
01:50 < rootsudo> So
01:51 < xamithan> It runs that command
01:51 < rootsudo> I thanked the wrong guy in a interview
01:51 < rootsudo> do I write a email apologizing
01:51 < rootsudo> or do I keep quiet and see where it goes
01:51 < admiralspark> keep quiet
01:51 < admiralspark> did you use names or something?
01:51 < zerocool> rootsudo: you should have thanked everyone
01:51 < admiralspark> ^^
01:51 < rootsudo> zerocool I did
01:52 < rootsudo> but I was stupid and
01:52 < rootsudo> was trying to make it personal
01:53 < The_Dv8or> apologize… its professionally the right thing to do, and if he isnt a fucktard, he’ll appreciate your acknowledgement of hte mistake
01:53 < The_Dv8or> I am beyond puzzled why it takes so unbelievably long to install a Veeam console
01:54 < xamithan> I'm puzzled why the air conditioning in the office sucks
01:56 < zerocool> rootsudo: never get personal
01:56 < admiralspark> The_Dv8or: but what if he apologizes to John for calling him Dave, and it was really James all along??
01:56 < rootsudo> zerocool well now I know
01:56 < rootsudo> I should've just said thanks everyone
01:56 < admiralspark> or Chad
01:56 < rootsudo> but no I fucked it up
01:56 < rootsudo> I had the voice chat on another window
01:56 < rootsudo> didn't see who was talking and assumed
01:56 < rootsudo> fuck
01:57 < admiralspark> oh god
01:57 < admiralspark> this was over the phone?
01:58 < admiralspark> unrelated: anyone in here run Proxmox?
01:58 < admiralspark> having what I think is kernel panics (come home to a black screen and unresponsive network but port is still lit up) but I can't find logs anywhere in /var/log that show anything abnormal
01:58 < admiralspark> and their documentation is garbo
01:59 < The_Dv8or> looks like reddit shit the bed
01:59 < xamithan> They shit all over it with the new design
02:00 < The_Dv8or> I was just about to catch a beat too. What bullshit.
02:00 < admiralspark> shit hit the fan with the last round of mod announcements too
02:02 < xamithan> Just use a different kernel and see if you still get panics
02:02 < admiralspark> tried it. Rolled to latest, etc etc
02:02 < admiralspark> maybe there's an alternative kernel somewhere
02:02 < xamithan> It dies on boot?
02:02 < admiralspark> I'm using it on a Ryzen system
02:02 < admiralspark> no no
02:02 < admiralspark> it runs fine for a few days
02:02 < admiralspark> then randomly dies
02:03 < xamithan> There has to be something in the dmesg before it dies then
02:03 < admiralspark> thought so too. Just the same messages all along
02:03 < xamithan> Setup sysstat and see if it has high usage anywhere before it craps out
02:03 < admiralspark> sysstat does export?
02:04 < xamithan> Probably,  I just use sar to view it
02:04 < admiralspark> because I've also got all of my logs pumped to graylog and the server is bored when it does
02:04 < admiralspark> dies
02:04 < admiralspark> SNMP polling shows it's bored too
02:04 < admiralspark> hmmm
02:08 < xamithan> prox forums say for ryzen to update bios and disable c-states
02:09 < admiralspark> hmmm
02:09 < admiralspark> did the bios updates, maybe it's a cstates issu thgough
02:09 < admiralspark> wew latency
02:10 < xamithan> They also say the nouveau driver sucks and crashes things
02:11 < admiralspark> heh, I am running an nvidia card
02:11 < admiralspark> and that would explain the crash + black screen with no serial
02:11 < admiralspark> ahhhh
02:11 < xamithan> Well you might want to try this solution #4 then: https://forum.proxmox.com/threads/pve-5-0-locks-not-responding.35930/#post-176107
02:11 < admiralspark> damnit all why cant they have integrated graphics
02:11 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  PVE 5.0 - locks/not responding | Proxmox Support Forum
02:11 < rootsudo> alternativly
02:11 < rootsudo> I bullshitted six sigma
02:11 < admiralspark> thanks xamithan that's more than I've gotten in two days of googling
02:12 < admiralspark> ahh shit everyone on here has thge same issues
02:13 < admiralspark> framebuffer here I come
02:13 < rootsudo> should I buy a house
02:13 < rootsudo> and a new car
02:13 < rootsudo> and live a life of debt
02:13 < admiralspark> rootsudo: how much you make and where you live?
02:13 < rootsudo> or continue to be an expat
02:13 < xamithan> Wonder what "lower resolution" it defaults to
02:13 < rootsudo> admiralspark no income
02:14 < rootsudo> admiralspark so i think im overqualified
02:14 < admiralspark> xamithan: probably 800x600 but I use it headless anyway
02:14 < admiralspark> rootsudo: you should totally go out with a bang
02:14 < admiralspark> become a cybercriminal
02:14 < admiralspark> hack the planet
02:14 < rootsudo> admiralspark honestly
02:14 < admiralspark> blame it on society
02:14 < rootsudo> you're reading my mind
02:14 < rootsudo> get out
02:14 < admiralspark> hey man
02:14 < admiralspark> we all think those thoughts. Only a few are free enough to act on them though
02:15 < rootsudo> I was applying six sigma to a thought
02:16 < rootsudo> and I watched some casino robbing movies and fight club
02:16 < rootsudo> I feel pretty lucky
02:16 < admiralspark> nah man, watch Mr Robot
02:16 < admiralspark> identify a bit too closely with the MC
02:16 < admiralspark> realize you actually do have that knowledge right now
02:16 < admiralspark> then go save the world from E Corp
02:17 < xamithan> We doing a plan to take down W corp ?
02:17 < Hunterkll_> ahhh
02:17 < Hunterkll_> good ol fashioned family inquisitions
02:17 < admiralspark> haha
02:17 < Hunterkll_> always fun
02:17 < admiralspark> we really shouldn't plot anything in IRC, JUST SAYIN GUYS
02:18 < xamithan> Why not,  Mr. Robot does
02:18 < xamithan> He also uses kali linux as a desktop OS though...
02:18 < admiralspark> lol
02:18 < mkillebrew> Is his IRC private, and enforce SSL end to end?
02:18 < admiralspark> hmmm
02:18 < xamithan> No need,  its tor
02:18 < admiralspark> idr tbh
02:18 < xamithan> passworded channel though
02:18 < mkillebrew> a lot of need
02:19 < xamithan> Let me go ask #th3g3ntl3m4n here on freenode the right steps
02:19 < mkillebrew> cleartext over tor isn't any better than cleartext over normal routes, especially considering owning entry and exit nodes
02:19 < Hunterkll_> I used to set up shit like that
02:19 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:19 < xamithan> Some dude in canada set it up
02:19 < Hunterkll_> I still have the tor routers and gateways for one network set up
02:19 < Hunterkll_> just shut down
02:19 < xamithan> He is a huge dick though,  irony
02:20 < admiralspark> Hunterkll_: you never ran into issues hosting exit nodes?
02:21 < Hunterkll_> admiralspark, I never hosted exit nodes. I hosted tor systems to connect my servioces to tor
02:21 < mkillebrew> I've hosted exits
02:21 < Hunterkll_> Routers to handle the traffic and connect VMs to, etc
02:21 < admiralspark> ahhh
02:21 < Hunterkll_> I did run a ~5gbps relay at one point though
02:21 < xamithan> Did the FBI bust down your door over CP mkillebrew ?
02:21 < admiralspark> mkillebrew: never had 3-letter agencies knocking on your door?
02:21 < mkillebrew> yes, but not for that
02:21 < Hunterkll_> FBI's pretty chill about it
02:21 < Hunterkll_> just say "tor exit node" and show 'em
02:21 < Hunterkll_> and you're good
02:21 < Hunterkll_> usually
02:22 < Hunterkll_> if it looks like you have some kind of supercomputer haxx0r lab they miiiight get a little fishy and take your shit though
02:22 < Hunterkll_> :p
02:22 < rootsudo> Hunterkll_ not anymore
02:22 < mkillebrew> lots of sniffing and manipulating data on my exit, it was fun
02:22 < xamithan> Nah.  They'll throw you a supoena then clone your machines
02:22 < admiralspark> they don't just walk out with the physical box still?
02:22 < Hunterkll_> oh they do
02:23 < xamithan> It depends
02:23 < Hunterkll_> then you fight for a while to get it back
02:23 < mkillebrew> no you don't
02:23 < mkillebrew> you move on
02:23 < Hunterkll_> like, if a fed saw my bedroom he'd be like "fuck this, seize all of it, we'll find something "
02:23 < xamithan> They don't at businesses,  just clone the stuff.  Home user probably would get all seized
02:23 < Hunterkll_> then i'd have a nightmare of fishing, how long their forensics takes, lawsuits, etc
02:23 < vista> i remember one of the customers being a victim of a defacement/hack; the police confiscated their entire server as evidence
02:23 < Hunterkll_> because they'd be seizing like 200 hard drives and varoius architecture machines and shit
02:23 < Hunterkll_> it'd be a fucking nightmare
02:23 < vista> needless to say, they were not very happy about it
02:24 < Hunterkll_> I was never very good at remembering my disk encryption passwords though....
02:24 < Hunterkll_> ;)
02:24 < mkillebrew> You sound like you live in squalor.
02:24 < mkillebrew> Are you a hoarder
02:24 < Hunterkll_> mkillebrew, nah, most of the operational non-stock gear is in a filled 42U
02:24 < Hunterkll_> properly racked, cable management arms in use, etc
02:24 < xamithan> How good of a password do you actually need.  They setup multiple instances and brute force all at once
02:25 < admiralspark> one of my coworkers had a physical server at a colo be pulled, was hosting something like 10,000+ websites off of the hardware. All gone. Up to him to restore backups to new hardware he overnighted from a vendor. but that was...years ago
02:25 < xamithan> I don't think my 20 char password would make it
02:25 < Hunterkll_> gonna brute 70+ characters?
02:25 < admiralspark> servers*
02:25 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:25 < admiralspark> xamithan: you mean NSA or just FBI?
02:25 < Hunterkll_> also got to think of how to brute force it
02:25 < Hunterkll_> you'll have to make a device and reset every failure
02:25 < Hunterkll_> AND
02:25 < Hunterkll_> you'll get progressively longer lockout times
02:25 < Hunterkll_> at least with properly configured bitlocker
02:25 < xamithan> They don't need to,  they just make another instance
02:25 < vista> admiralspark: customer in this case had all their eggs in one basket, they were very pissed about their main prod server getting confiscated
02:25 < Hunterkll_> had one employee get fucked out of their machine for 72 hours
02:25 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:26 < xamithan> lockout timers don't effect the NSA|FBI
02:26 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, really? Guess they can clone TPMs now too
02:26 < Hunterkll_> which means the NSA should immediately discontinue requiring TPMs for encryption on all machines they use
02:26 < Hunterkll_> since they're worthless
02:26 < Hunterkll_> only an extra cost if they can clone TPMs. no point in using them. ;)
02:27 < Hunterkll_> I actually bought TPMs for all my shit that supports it
02:27 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:27 < admiralspark> vista: yeah, same :(
02:28 < mkillebrew> if I wanted to get into your well encrypted device, I'd just force a reset and watch you reset it.
02:28 < vista> they ended up buying a server from us (as in, not rent) that very same day
02:28 < Hunterkll_> SOP is to seize and drag away the hardware, or catch it unlocked like with the silk road guy
02:28 < admiralspark> Hunterkll_: if the NSA owns they TPM keys, they can still use it on their systems while having a backdoor in other places ;)
02:29 < Hunterkll_> ?!?
02:29 < Hunterkll_> wat
02:29 < xamithan> Ah ok,  so they need the original device it was attached to at the time of encryption to clone the TPM
02:29 < Hunterkll_> do you know how a TPM works?
02:29 < admiralspark> Yes, I'm playin on the FBI's insistence in having backdoor 'keys' for iphones
02:29 < admiralspark> wow
02:29 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, the whole point of the TPM is that you can't clone it
02:29 < admiralspark> typing is hard
02:29 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:29 < xamithan> That is just so untrue though
02:30 < Hunterkll_> it depends on how you're managing it
02:30 < Hunterkll_> i mean, my MBAM server has backups io can restore
02:30 < Hunterkll_> but depending on how you engage/use it, the whole point is a secure hardware module that's both electrically and physically highly resistant to key extraction
02:31 < admiralspark> I mean
02:31 < admiralspark> didn't they find intel's TPM had a backdoor/security weakness?
02:31 < admiralspark> We don't get specialty TPM's usually in a machine, just whatever the hardware manufacturer sends out with it
02:32 < Hunterkll_> I actually explicitly chose my TPM :p
02:32 < admiralspark> god, watching proxmox migrations is even more boring than watching code compile
02:32 < xamithan> Looks like it has been insecure since 2010
02:32 < Hunterkll_> admiralspark, but it was Infineon modules and a firmware update fixed the weak key generation issue
02:32 < xamithan> According to this article anyway: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10625082&pnum=0
02:32 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  Supergeek pulls off 'near impossible' crypto chip hack - NZ Herald
02:32 < admiralspark> v ?
02:33 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, I will offer a wayside of "immature technology" at taht point
02:34 < Hunterkll_> 2010 would only have 'mainstream' TPMs for about 3 years, and mostly only in laptops
02:34 < Hunterkll_> 2007 was the first wave of commercialized modules
02:34 < Nightcinder> man games are supposed to chill me out after work all they do is work me up
02:34 < Nightcinder> maybe i shouldn't play mobas
02:35 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, bitlocker would mitigate these vulnerable chips with TPM + PIN protectors, requiring both contents to fully reconstruct the key .... still raising the barrier to entry here
02:35 < admiralspark> Hunterkll_: is your TPM a botique vegan hand-crafted artisinal craft protection module?
02:35 < Hunterkll_> then you still need repetivie key entry with TPMs that are 100% cloned with the same root key generation somehow (which is even harder to get)
02:35 < xamithan> Yeah,  that'll stop regular people and hackers,  not the NSA =(
02:35 < misspwn_> there is a silver lining to the events leading up to my shitty week. i have an internal interview for another engineer role
02:35 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, no, it'll stop the NSA - it's called level of effort
02:36 < Hunterkll_> I can get the keys out of a TPM, but i can't get the full trust chain using that attack
02:36 < xamithan> True,  you'd have to be doing something really serious to waste the effort
02:36 < Hunterkll_> which means it'll bone bitlocker
02:36 < Hunterkll_> so a 'cloned' TPM with the key is still useless
02:36 < enix> Fuck I love vultr
02:36 < Hunterkll_> without the full bitlocker recovery key
02:36 < enix> I was wondering why my bill was over $100
02:36 < enix> seeing as I have one single isntance
02:36 < enix> I haven't paid my bill in a VERY long time...
02:36 < admiralspark> hahahahahahaha
02:36 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, then again, i'm just using security/configuration guidance for TS-level handling machines
02:36 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:37 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, Using off-the-shelf chemicals, Tarnovsky soaked chips in acid to dissolve their hard outer shells. Then he applied rust remover to help take off layers of mesh wiring, to expose the chips' cores. From there, he had to find the right communication channels to tap into using a very small needle.
02:37 < Hunterkll_> The needle allowed him to set up a wiretap and eavesdrop on all the programming instructions as they are sent back and forth between the chip and the computer's memory.
02:37 < xamithan> That reminds me,  astraweb finally killed my usenet access
02:37 < Hunterkll_> yea, that's a familiar attack, and long since mitigated. that's when those chips were in their infancy
02:37 < misspwn_> can you reinstall over a bitlock'd drive?
02:37 < xamithan> I've been getting it free for 10 years now
02:37 < Hunterkll_> they're .... manufacturered to a much higher attack resistant standard
02:37 < Hunterkll_> misspwn_, why not? it's the same as formatting anything else
02:37 < Hunterkll_> just bits on a disk
02:37 < misspwn_> i was just curious
02:37 < Hunterkll_> TPM just holds key bits, doesn't enforce shit
02:38 < xamithan> So you don't think the TPM is just an NSA backdoor ?
02:39 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, apparently the CIA can do a side channel power analysis attack against some models, or could in 2015, but that level of attack....
02:39 < Hunterkll_> nah
02:39 < Hunterkll_> then smart cards, yubikeys, etc would all be NSA backdoiors
02:39 <@cryptic1> paging precise
02:39 < Hunterkll_> same operational principle
02:39 < Hunterkll_> ah, and it's even worse on the Infineon one
02:39 < enix> s/paging/FITE ME
02:39 < Hunterkll_> it wasn't a hardware vulnerability. they just had shitty software on the windows side
02:39 <+layer-eight> [SED enix/cryptic1] FITE ME precise
02:39 < Hunterkll_> lolol
02:39 < enix> ftfy
02:40 < Hunterkll_> so it was the software depositing keys into the TPM
02:40 < Hunterkll_> and not a TPM vulnerability itself
02:41 < xamithan> I want some TPM stuff
02:42 < Hunterkll_> https://courses.cs.vt.edu/cs5204/fall10-kafura-BB/Papers/TPM/Intro-TPM-2.pdf
02:42 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 269,787 bytes
02:42 < Hunterkll_> here's some reading
02:42 < Hunterkll_> some way too in depth reading for some
02:42 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:43 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, the real problem with it being an NSA back door is the fact that at this point it's a ..... standard that hasn't been modified much (TPM2.0 not withstanding - and it's a big superset, not a core modification) since 2006 in terms of standard or functinoality
02:44 < Hunterkll_> it's an open ISO/IEC standard too
02:44 < Hunterkll_> so any person can implement one
02:44 < Hunterkll_> be it in FPGA, Software, IC, etc
02:44 < Hunterkll_> https://trustedcomputinggroup.org/tpm-main-specification/
02:44 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  TPM Main Specification | Trusted Computing Group
02:44 < xamithan> Yeah its much better from when there was confirmed backdoors,  like dell's software for a bit
02:45 < admiralspark> I mean
02:45 < admiralspark> that's great
02:45 < admiralspark> can you prove that Intel's TPM is exactly the ISO spec and has zero backdoors?
02:45 < Hunterkll_> if i were super-fuking-hyper paranoid i'd implement a TPM as an FPGA myself and wire that into my motherboard
02:45 < admiralspark> because there's no hardware openness
02:46 < admiralspark> lol
02:46 < Hunterkll_> admiralspark, I can prove that it's compliant and that it does not have any unexpected behaviors, sure - to a relatively higher degree than I can with windows itself, even.
02:46 < Hunterkll_> admiralspark, oh you think i'm joking do you? https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=7298&context=etd
02:46 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 1,268,367 bytes
02:46 < admiralspark> That doesn't answer the question though. That doesn't prove that it's backdoored. I think, this is the actual place you use the forest-for-the-trees analogy :P
02:46 < Hunterkll_> Not quite
02:47 < Hunterkll_> there's analysis techniques that can be used to determine if out of band instructions exist
02:47 < admiralspark> Hunterkll_: haha, that link is awesome
02:47 < xamithan> Anyone taken the SY0-501?  Wondering how much time I should study for it
02:47 < Hunterkll_> admiralspark, the bigger point though is that level of backdoor/compromise would be ruinous if ever discovered at all
02:47 < Hunterkll_> as in /intel shut down/ ruinous
02:47 < Hunterkll_> as in china would parade it around and get people to buy their shit again
02:47 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:47 < Hunterkll_> we'd have MIPS computers all over the market
02:48 < Hunterkll_> Windows 10 already has that ARM thing going on
02:48 < Hunterkll_> etc
02:48 < Hunterkll_> Spectre/Meltdown were just byproducts of out of order execution implemntations, which is why it to some degree was present in various incarnations on AMD x86_64, ARM, POWER, and ibm z/Architecture
02:48 < Hunterkll_> systemic design issue, one could say
02:49 < Hunterkll_> x86 without OoO like early atoms wasn't impacted
02:49 < admiralspark> So is it possible that *unintended behavior* could expose us then?
02:49 < Hunterkll_> That's always possible.
02:49 < admiralspark> a la Spectre/Meltdown for preemption, as an example
02:49 < Hunterkll_> For fucks sake people can read text files based on the load on your power cable
02:49 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:49 < Hunterkll_> there's a reason TEMPEST is such a huge thing
02:50 < admiralspark> nah dude the cool thing for me is jumping an air gap using the *pc speakers*
02:50 < Hunterkll_> and why classified networks have separate power circuits and shit
02:50 < admiralspark> that was fun
02:50 < technonerd> Jumping air gaps via blinken lights
02:51 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, here's real paranoia. Make a TPM based crypto system in FPGA to protect the TPM included in the FPGA. implement the BYU one to protect the buillt in TPM in this chip: https://www.microsemi.com/document-portal/doc_view/132863-overview-of-secure-boot-with-microsemi-igloo2-fpgas
02:51 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 908,904 bytes
02:51 < Hunterkll_> it's TPMs all the way down i'm afraid
02:51 < xamithan> I'm not that paranoid,  I still use LUKS
02:52 < Hunterkll_> https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fplTWCEguroCameraReady.pdf
02:52 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 271,604 bytes
02:52 < Hunterkll_> microsoft's work on FPGA TPM stuff for protecting cloud infra
02:52 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:52 < enix> I'd forgotten about speakertomeat
02:52 < Hunterkll_> ....
02:55 < Gencade> What do you guys do when you are feeling a little shut in and on the computer too much?
02:55 < Gencade> Think it's starting to get to me
02:55 < Hunterkll_> xamithan, in conclusion, properly used and delt with TPMs will foil all but 7-8 figure efforts, and that's only with a partial success rate, pushing 9+ figures to have a far higher chance of reasonable key recovery, especially in new ones, and even more so if you use discreet TPMs with hardware enhancmeents like potting, etc, nevermind the fact that those TPMs are designed to the highest level of hardware tampering
02:55 < Hunterkll_> resistance anyway
02:55 < Hunterkll_> tl;dr use the tpm. embrace it. it'll keep the FBI off your back
02:55 < Hunterkll_> :P
02:55 < Hunterkll_> FBI's not allowed to practice rubber hose cryptography anymore
02:55 < Hunterkll_> ;)
02:57 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll_: i thought that was only used for decrypting
02:57 < Hunterkll_> JollyRgrs, i am talking about disk encryption for workstations here
02:57 < Hunterkll_> lol
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> you were talking about rubber hose
02:58 < Hunterkll_> yes
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> rubber hose will let you decrypt some data if you use it on the right user
02:58 < Hunterkll_> yes
02:58 < Hunterkll_> FBI isn't allowed to do that these days
02:58 < Hunterkll_> :p
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> i just said it was only really used on the decryption side
02:58 <@JollyRgrs> not arguing
02:59 < Hunterkll_> well, yes
02:59 < Hunterkll_> everyone here should know what i meant
02:59 < czarbomba> wow ios11 is a steaming pile of hot garbage
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> we have some pretty dense people in here
02:59 < Hunterkll_> to be fair
02:59 < Hunterkll_> beating the shit out of someone to generate key entropy
02:59 <@JollyRgrs> czarbomba: need to go back to iosX?
02:59 < Hunterkll_> sounds kind of fun
03:00 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll_: the .wav files recorded from teh sounds they make could be a great source
03:00 < czarbomba> ios 10 is what's on my gen 4 ipad which has been bestowed obsolescence by apple's refusal to support 11
03:00 < czarbomba> which is fine with me now
03:00 < czarbomba> i'd be pissed if i had put this pile of excrement on a device which is still reasonably fine hardware-wise and does what i need it to do
03:00 < Hunterkll_> I have no complaints with iOS 11
03:00 < czarbomba> also, battery for daaaaays
03:00 < Hunterkll_> it's on my X
03:01 < Hunterkll_> still iOS 10 on my work 7 though
03:01 < Hunterkll_> only complaint I have is i can't update my watch firmware because i'm not on the latest iOS 11 :p
03:01 < Hunterkll_> watch app won't let me unless i update the phone
03:01 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:01 < czarbomba> the walls of the walled garden are closing in
03:01 < Hunterkll_> i mean, some stuff is tweaked, some minor UI changes, but i really notice nothing different on iOS 11
03:01 < Hunterkll_> and there's probably a jailbreak fix for the watch thing anyway
03:02 < Hunterkll_> if i ever jailbreak the thing
03:02 < czarbomba> also, still no support for the most popular audio codec on the planet
03:02 < Hunterkll_> i keep meaning to
03:02 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:02 < Hunterkll_> czarbomba, they don't support midi yet?!?!
03:02 < czarbomba> codec, not protocol\
03:02 < czarbomba> dolby ac3, obv
03:02 < czarbomba> welli guess midi would be more a language
03:02 < Hunterkll_> that literally has no impact on me at all
03:02 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:02  * czarbomba flashes back to engineering-dork years in the 00s
03:02 < Hunterkll_> shit, my music collection is from like 2003-2008 anyway
03:03 < Hunterkll_> m4a, mp3, aac for some even O.o, etc
03:03 < czarbomba> yeah i have a small process that quick-converts ac3 or dts to aac and muxes it together with the vidya track
03:03 < czarbomba> then i just grab it on the ipad and freedumb
03:04 < czarbomba> but that's the last bit of media fragmentation. when i get a new tablet it'll damn fucking sure support mkv/ac3/dts/x265 even
03:04 < czarbomba> wastin muh cpu cycles on that conversion sheeeeit
03:04 < precise> JEFF JIMMERSON!
03:04 < czarbomba> hey precise
03:04 < czarbomba> please do not nick spam
03:04 < czarbomba> people will become uncomfortable
03:04  * czarbomba taps finger to temple
03:04 < Hunterkll_> czarbomba, i got cpu cycles for days man
03:05 < Hunterkll_> i have like 13 idle cores right now or some dumb shit
03:05 < precise> czarbomba: Fuck u
03:05 < precise> I do what I want
03:05 < precise> You aren't a real csar
03:05 < czarbomba> yeah i'm still in laptop-nas mode. i'm thinking of going mack daddy desktop for 10 years. but then i start thinking of how nice it is to lug the machine to the couch
03:05 < czarbomba> so i'm a little torn
03:05 < admiralspark> sup czarbomba
03:05 < czarbomba> maybe a fast current-gen laptop for now and then a few years down the road reevaluate
03:05 < czarbomba> hey admiralspark
03:05 < Hunterkll_> czarbomba, https://imgur.com/y5sCxiU
03:05 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 722x683 → ⚘ 1
03:05 < Hunterkll_> i could afford to burn some cycles
03:05 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:06 < czarbomba> yeah the i9 is something to behold
03:06 < admiralspark> oh god precise is back
03:06 < czarbomba> prepare for heresy
03:06 < czarbomba> i'm seriously considering a ryzen 2nd gen
03:06 < czarbomba> if i do go desktop
03:06 < Hunterkll_> eh
03:06 < admiralspark> nah fam
03:06 < Hunterkll_> per-core IPC is my shit
03:06 < admiralspark> I run a ryzen first gen in prod
03:06 < precise> admiralspark: Am I?
03:06 < Hunterkll_> if you aren't doing shit that needs that higher single core performance
03:06 < Hunterkll_> then eh
03:06 < Hunterkll_> it's okay
03:06 < Hunterkll_> but even so, the same price intel with 2 less cores is better overall for gaming
03:06 < admiralspark> precise: backstreet boys are back theme plays
03:06 < Hunterkll_> becauase most is now adopting 4 core for games, and 6 is streatching it
03:07 < Hunterkll_> so might well get the i7-8700k instead for better gaming
03:07 < Hunterkll_> then the ryzen
03:07 < precise> LETS GO PENS
03:07 < Hunterkll_> ryzen 2nd gen be beast for a workstation though
03:07 < czarbomba> judging from how i've abused the everloving shit out of this laptop and discovered ALL the bottlenecks, i think i'm gonna be happy with massive ram, reasonably fast processor and a fast storage subsystem
03:07 < Hunterkll_> gotta get the 2TB Samsung 960 pro
03:07 < czarbomba> which means a laptop could fit the bill
03:07 < precise>  /!\HONK/!\HONK/!\HONK/!\
03:07 < precise> LETS GO PENS
03:08 < czarbomba> $boss suddenly started buying good hardware for a few of our upcoming projects. i am cautiously optimistic about the state of our budget
03:08  * czarbomba does the "FUCKING A RIGHT NO MORE KINGSTON" dance
03:08 < Hunterkll_> czarbomba, build one of these - https://imgur.com/G0B2xHQ
03:08 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 344x872 → ⚘ 1
03:08 < Hunterkll_> the last WDC is a 512GB Black NVMe M.2
03:08 < Hunterkll_> it's in there because it was just laying around
03:09 < czarbomba> it probaby won't be microsoft but it won't have direct-attached storage beyond system ssd either
03:09 < hug> Am I drunk or am I the only one not seeing issues with iOS 11?
03:09 < hug> I have it on my iPhone and iPad. No issues whatsoever.
03:09 < czarbomba> however it will be on the network with the storage-hole nas and a few other devices with terabytes
03:09 < Hunterkll_> hug: Nope. no problems here.
03:09 < czarbomba> hug, maybe not so much "issues" as "shit i hate about it that i didn't hate as much on 10"
03:10 < Hunterkll_> czarbomba, yea, sadly IO only have about 30TB storage in my desktop right now, buuut it'll be 60TB or more when i'm done
03:10 < czarbomba> again, keeping in mind that most of my recent ios experience is with 10.3.3 and i only got to play with an ipX this week
03:10 < Hunterkll_> slowly replacing the drives with 10TB or higher ones
03:10 < Hunterkll_> right now it's 2 10s, a 4, and 3 3s
03:10 < Hunterkll_> tape drive's disconnected for the moment while I sort out my SAS situation
03:10 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:11 < Hunterkll_> https://i.imgur.com/2BM29pl.jpg
03:11 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll_ →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 1,455,917 bytes
03:12 < Hunterkll_> every desktop needs some LTO love
03:12 < hug> I hesitated with the iPhone X.
03:12 < hug> But it turns out it's excellent.
03:12 < Hunterkll_> Yea
03:12 < Hunterkll_> I got it because I wanted the watch honestly, and if i'm gonna do something i'm gonna do it right
03:12 < xe0n> im waiting for the next gen
03:12 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:16 < xe0n> think im going to order a new keyboard for work lol
03:26 < derpingit> did someone say keyboard?
03:26 < xe0n> lol
03:26 < derpingit> always blue... always blue.. always blue..
03:26 < xe0n> not blue in office lol
03:28 < derpingit> Hunterkll_ ,.. nas talk.. i found this dude selling a pretty good 1U box on craigslist (800 w/drives) , but i had already decided on synology for set-and-forget.. guide me!
03:28 < czarbomba> oh man imagine blues in a shared cubicle
03:28  * czarbomba falls on knees and worships office walls
03:29 < derpingit> dis is the link : https://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/sys/d/custom-built-supermicro-8-bay/6567824313.html
03:29 < czarbomba> man, we just retired a fuckton of that generation of supermicros
03:29 < czarbomba> those had better be huge drives
03:30 < derpingit> u should be selling them.. this guy is.
03:30 < czarbomba> i have a 1u sitting in my trunk
03:30 < derpingit> 24tb worth of drives
03:30 < czarbomba> seriously he's getting 800?
03:30 < czarbomba> oh
03:30 < czarbomba> well that's different :D
03:31 < derpingit> is with drives.. the only thing keeping me back is .. these are 5-6year old drives..
03:31 <+layer-eight> * derpingit →  Custom Built Supermicro 8-bay/24TB ZFS NAS FreeNAS Xpenology server - computers - by owner - electronics sale
03:31 < czarbomba> ask for s.m.a.r.t. reports for each one
03:31 < Hunterkll_> eh i just buy refurbs and fuckin use 3-way mirroring in windows
03:31 < Hunterkll_> lol
03:31 < czarbomba> eh it'll give you the hours and you can guesstimate from the rest of it just how bad the drives are or aren't
03:32 < czarbomba> xpenology
03:32 < czarbomba> i can't even read that without smiling
03:32 < czarbomba> x-peenology
03:33 < derpingit> ok so i requested the smart report.. what's the treshold for buying
03:33 < derpingit> actually that;s a 3U, my bad..
03:33 < czarbomba> i don't know if there's a hard and fast one. maybe find out if there are any MTTF ratings/specs posted for the particualr drives and see how close you are
03:33 < derpingit> i would have to store that in the laundry room
03:33 < czarbomba> also, the various errors and other parameters in the smart report might show an anomaly on one or more of them
03:34 < czarbomba> it's a minor PITA to pull but frankly if i'm selling drives or something with them on the 2ndary market i'm gonna provide them
03:34 < czarbomba> at least for a few hundred or more
03:35 < xamithan> Well if they are like 6 years old they should be a round 2,000 days or so
03:35 < czarbomba> are you sure?
03:35 < czarbomba> the 825 is a 2u as far as i know
03:35 < czarbomba> i may have even retired a couple
03:36 < derpingit> i gotta split, but thanks for the advice, i'll be back for more tomorrow
03:37 < czarbomba> enjoy
03:37 < czarbomba> looks like some people are asking north of $500 for the chassis/board alone
03:37 < czarbomba> and cpus
03:37 < czarbomba> no drives
03:37 < czarbomba> fuck me. i should go get that 1u
03:37 < derpingit> lol
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> why
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh why
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> why must why
03:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: UPDATES?!
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> none
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> :(
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> I was just being funny
03:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Even with email?
03:55 <@Nostalg14c> o/
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> you mean my migration
03:55 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> YEa
03:55 < xamithan> Did you turn off DNS
03:55 < McDonaldsWiFi> its a huge fucking headache but its going smooth now!
03:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> xamithan: o365 to o365.. got lucky lol
03:56 < xamithan> When is Windows365 getting released
03:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> idk
03:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> CAll me old ashioned but I'm no fan of cloud services
03:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> fashioned*
03:56 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> xamithan: That's Fall's Creator's Update 2019.
03:56 < McDonaldsWiFi> self hosted was the way we did it in 'nam
03:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> now get off my lan
03:57 < xamithan> Oh it won't be a cloud service,  just a subscription based OS
03:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> get shut your whor emouth
03:57 < voidstar> just wait till social credit score comes to a country near you!
03:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> dont give them ideas
03:57 < McDonaldsWiFi> voidstar: triggered
03:58 < xamithan> China already has that voidstar
03:58 < voidstar> for only 1000 points you will be allowed to purchase a home!
03:58 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> xamithan: Well, I see it as this: Want Free OS? Ad Supported. Want No ads? Yearly subscription.
03:58 < xamithan> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Credit_System
03:58 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  Social Credit System - Wikipedia
03:59 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: So what was the issue?
03:59 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: How did they fix it?
03:59 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Or did they wipe it and said "Lets try this again from backups!" lol
04:00 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Also, you missed my story.
04:00 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: All about how I quit my job.
04:00 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: With zero fucks given.
04:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> apparantly skykick can backoff failed mailboxes and then they can manually fix it
04:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> SysAdminGoneCraZ: what'd you do?
04:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> ?!!?!?!?!?
04:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> do you have a new jerb?
04:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> Also thaat site you sent me to was mostly for vets
04:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Nope.
04:02 < McDonaldsWiFi> usajobs or w.e,
04:02 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Negative. It's open to public.
04:02 < czarbomba> fuck syndergaard first loss
04:02  * czarbomba sigh
04:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh well, it didn't have anything :(
04:03 < McDonaldsWiFi> so what happpenednndnendndendndndndn
04:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Job was like "Be a yes man!" I was like "That's ain't my style, boo!" Job was like "Okay, cool, we'll promote your subordinates." I was like "So, Subordinate, don't take it, it's a trap". He was like "Fuck it, mo' money mo problems." I was like "My last day is 4/2/2018". This was yesterday.
04:04 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh shittttt
04:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> they wanted you to be their bitch?
04:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> government jobs love yes men, the post office was the same way
04:05 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: No job lined up, but I have enough fuck you money to do what I want for the rest of the year. I'm chillin.
04:05 < McDonaldsWiFi> hell yeah!!!
04:05 < SpeakerToMeat> McDonaldsWiFi: I had a govt job, more than yes man I was a tribe warrior
04:05 < aaa__> i want
04:05 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Yeap, basically.
04:06 < aaa__> what sort of gov job
04:06 < aaa__> sysadmin?
04:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> aaa__: Me?
04:06 < aaa__> you too worked for the gov?
04:06 < McDonaldsWiFi> GUBMINT
04:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> aaa__: I worked for a agency that regulates nursing homes and shit.
04:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> aaa__: State Gov
04:08 < aaa__> cool as sysadmin?
04:08 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> aaa__: IT Director.
04:09 < aaa__> why you didnt work there anymor
04:09 < aaa__> (:
04:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh shit
04:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> you were a director?
04:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Because the pay sucks, which I didn't mind. They wanted me to be a yes man. Basically, they wanted me to fall in line and not question anything. So instead of fixing things, they wanted me to hide things.
04:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> sounds managementy
04:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Dude, where you been!?
04:10 < aaa__> cool
04:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> how much red tape did you deal with?
04:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Remember my story? I got hired, 3 months late my whole team quit?
04:10 < aaa__> yes man
04:10 < McDonaldsWiFi> OH YEAH
04:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> maybe there was a reason they quit
04:11 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD
04:11 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: Exactly.
04:11 < aaa__> what formation do you have
04:11 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> McDonaldsWiFi: So I applied, said fuck it, I could use the pay raised. And I got it.
04:11 < aaa__> did you see hack attack
04:11 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> aaa__: Negative. No hack attacks.
04:14 < SleePy> So now you use your position to boost yourself into a better job?
04:14 < precise> GOAL PENGUINS!
04:15 < precise> I'm watching the DVR'd game so no spoilers pls
04:15 < voidstar> everyone dies
04:15 < aaa__> what game?
04:15 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> SleePy: Exxxxxactly.
04:15 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: I thought you saw that game already?
04:16 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> precise: No wait, that was Boston. nvm.
04:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> man
04:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> I applied for a real life "System Administrator I" role, I seroiusly hope I get the call
04:16 < McDonaldsWiFi> voidstar: spoiler alert
04:16 < aaa__> cool
04:17 < SleePy> Reminds me, I need to work with my boss on that.  I'm supposed to get another sysadmin
04:17 < aaa__> just hire mcdonald
04:17 < aaa__> ask him for a few buck and hire him
04:18 < SleePy> His connection info says he may be a bit remote for our company :
04:18 < voidstar> pay for my tuition and hire me
04:18 < aaa__> lol
04:19 < aaa__> what comptency a good sysadmin need to have
04:19 < aaa__> firmware virus attack ?
04:19 < precise> GOAAAAAAAAAL PENS
04:19 < precise> WOOOOOOO
04:19 < czarbomba> damn cavs back at it again
04:20 < czarbomba> no sleep for lbj
04:20 < czarbomba> precise
04:20 < czarbomba> we won't spoil
04:20 < czarbomba> if you don't GOOOOOOOOAL
04:20 < czarbomba> because nobody else can share the fun with you
04:21 < czarbomba> ah you're in the 2nd period
04:26 < precise> FUCK WILSON
04:26 < precise> czarbomba: Yes
04:26 < precise> That's gotta be a 5 min major or misconduct
04:26 < precise> fuck that
04:26 < Gencade> I killed a snake today
04:26 < Gencade> it was a black rat snake
04:27  * precise stabs Gencade 
04:27 < Gencade> I got it with my weedeater
04:27 < Gencade> thoughts precise ?
04:27 < precise> Gencade: ur mums a weedeater
04:27 < aaa__> ok
04:27 < precise> u shit slut
04:27 < Gencade> kk
04:27 < aaa__> me?
04:27 < xe0n> free lunch coming up wwweeeeeee
04:28 < aaa__> ok
04:28 < precise> aaa__: lol no
04:28 < precise> aaa__: Gencade
04:28 < xe0n> at the pub :D
04:28 < precise> aaa__: Did you kill a snek?
04:28 < aaa__> no but can i have free lunch
04:28 < aaa__> where this is
04:28 < xe0n> :D
04:28 < precise> aaa__: u gud
04:28 < aaa__> ok ty :)
04:28 < precise> This is the second Pen Wilso has directly checked into the head
04:28 < aaa__> x30n
04:29 < Gencade> s/aaa__/Gencade
04:29 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/precise] Gencade: u gud
04:29 < precise> I hope he gets fuckin rocked out of the series
04:29 < precise> KILL THE WILSON
04:29 < precise> KILL EM
04:29 < Gencade> s/em/the snakes
04:29 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/SleePy] His connection info says he may be a bit rthe snakesote for our company :
04:29 < precise> heh
04:29 < Gencade> s/EM/the snakes
04:29 < precise> git fuck
04:29 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/precise] KILL the snakes
04:29 < aaa__> kill the nakes
04:29 < aaa__> kill
04:30 < insecurity> murder death kill
04:31 < Gencade> insecurity, is that a vermintide 2 reference?
04:31 < insecurity> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDK_(video_game)
04:31 <+layer-eight> * insecurity →  MDK (video game) - Wikipedia
04:31 < aaa__> is snowden in this irc ?
04:31 < insecurity> lol
04:31 < aaa__> i heard he was syddmin
04:31 < Gencade> aaa__, idk lemme just ask him on twitter
04:32 < aaa__> sysadmin*
04:32 < aaa__> ok thanks
04:32 < aaa__> because i don't have twitter if you can do it this is good
04:32 < Gencade> I don't have twitter either
04:33 < precise> Hey, I have some highly classified information I need to leak
04:33 < aaa__> didn't understand what you said then
04:33 < precise> Oh where oh where is someone that could help me with that
04:33  * precise waits for snowden
04:33 < Gencade> I'm hungry
04:34 < precise> https://imgur.com/gallery/XVI5e
04:34 <+layer-eight> * precise →  IMGUR Gallery → groveWitMonster → Snek with hats. → a year ago → No Topic → 9 Images → ⚘ 84,057 → ☺ 1,634 → ☹ 64 → ✡ 1611 → ✍ 49
04:34 < Psi-Jack> NinjaStyle: There he is again! Get him! :)
04:34 < Gencade> Psi-Jack, oh god this square
04:34 < precise> rite
04:34 < aaa__> ok
04:34 < precise> cryptic1: cryptic1  cryptic1
04:34 <@NinjaStyle> who wat
04:34 < precise> NinjaStyle: pls to op me
04:34 < Psi-Jack> NinjaStyle: You know who. :)
04:34 < Gencade> Psi-Jack makes me want to clean my monitor everytime he chats
04:34 <@NinjaStyle> im writing golang in my cave
04:34 < aaa__> i hate pijack
04:35 < Gencade> Good thing we don't have to follow ##linux's square ass rules in here lul
04:36 < insecurity> i vote we impose all ##linux rules on Gencade
04:36 < Gencade> insecurity, Who are you again
04:36 < Psi-Jack> insecurity: Sounds reasonable.
04:36 < Gencade> Psi-Jack, bitch boy
04:36 < insecurity> <--
04:37 < Psi-Jack> And yet the topic here says, clearly, no trolling. :)
04:37 < czarbomba> are mommy and daddy fighting
04:37 < Gencade> Psi-Jack, then why are you here
04:37 < Gencade> fake ass lil bitch
04:38  * insecurity hides in his bedroom closet
04:38 < Gencade> czarbomba, go to your room
04:38 < czarbomba> :(
04:38 < precise> NinjaStyle: pls op me
04:38 < precise> I need to resolve this dispute
04:38 < czarbomba> number of situations in irc history that ended well after beginning with "op me. i need to resolve this dispute" - 0
04:39 < precise> Wrong
04:39 < czarbomba> fact
04:39 < Gencade> so you're saying there's a chance czarbomba
04:39 < precise> It has happened multiple times in this channel
04:39 < czarbomba> gencade, hope springs eternal
04:39 < czarbomba> precise: bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
04:39 < Gencade> I can't decide who irritates me more, Kenrin/xamithian the nazi or Psi-Jack
04:39 < precise> Sneks. Soup. Star Trek.
04:40 < czarbomba> i really don't mind kenrin all that much until he gets his klan on
04:40 < Gencade> czarbomba, ++
04:40 < precise> czarbomba: ++
04:40 < czarbomba> but that's just a fact of life with some people in the yoo-nah-ted schtats.
04:40 < czarbomba> damnit cavs how you not finish this in regulation
04:40 < czarbomba> precise are you in the 3rd yet
04:40 < precise> no
04:40 < Gencade> czarbomba, gotta stretch out the watch time
04:40 < precise> 5:00 in 2nd
04:40 < czarbomba> grrrr
04:41 < precise> NO SPOILERS
04:41 < czarbomba> hrry up and get to the 3rd
04:41 < Gencade> precise, https://imgur.com/gallery/hygLP
04:41 < precise> Fuck the Caps
04:41 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  IMGUR Gallery → null → Spoiler Alert → 6 years ago → funny → 1 Image → ⚘ 3,903 → ☺ 425 → ☹ 18 → ✡ 408 → ✍ 55
04:41 < precise> Fuck Wilson
04:41 < precise> Fuck Ovechkin
04:41 < precise> cryptic1 is bae
04:41 < precise> ops pls
04:41 < czarbomba> i think this is the part of the game when lebron just starts launching 3s from outer mongolia
04:41 < precise> heh
04:42 < precise> shutup
04:42 < precise> lol
04:43 < czarbomba> this dude
04:43 < czarbomba> post game 7: "i'm burnt the fuck out"
04:43 < czarbomba> days later, game 1. triple double
04:43 < czarbomba> silly
04:43 < precise> czarbomba: SHTUP
04:43 < czarbomba> c'mon you've seen this movie before
04:45 < Psi-Jack> So, Gencade. Why is it you don't like me?
04:45 < czarbomba> you're the one who lost his shit over precise tweaking your nipples by nickspamming the channel, right?
04:46 < precise> That is correct czarbomba
04:46 < precise> Psi-Jack: is the cunt u think of
04:46 < czarbomba> i can see how that manner of officiousness could rub someone the wrong way
04:46 < Psi-Jack> Oh, no, that was totally precise being all whiney. ;)
04:46 < Gencade> Your uptight and snoody inclincation to follow the weirdass specific rules you set forth combined with your overall bitchboy attitude.
04:46 < czarbomba> well, i mean, i scrolled up to about halfway into the whole bitchfight
04:46 < czarbomba> and i read it and i'm like "this is one officious twat"
04:47 < czarbomba> so, yeah, like i said, i could see it
04:47 < czarbomba> but i don't judge
04:47 < Psi-Jack> czarbomba: Based on? ;)
04:47 < czarbomba> on your chat
04:47 < precise> Psi-Jack: You
04:47 < czarbomba> solely on your chat
04:47 < precise> It's so blatantly obvious
04:47 < czarbomba> that's the thing about irc. it distills you down to your textual presence
04:47 < Gencade> Psi-Jack, you don't belong here
04:47 < aaa__> you all from reddit ?
04:47 < precise> aaa__: Not originally
04:47 < precise> I'm from my mother.
04:48 < czarbomba> fuck no, my 7 year old account is b& from there
04:48 < Psi-Jack> Heh. When I joined here, I was invited, and when I'd heard that he'd come here to do all his whining about it, I laughed.
04:48 < precise> You?
04:48 < precise> Psi-Jack: You are overstaying your invitation
04:48 < aaa__> dont want to say
04:48 < aaa__> personal
04:48 < precise> loll
04:48 < aaa__> :(
04:49 < czarbomba> oh well i certainly don't mind, so long as said officiousness doesn't pop up and slather itself all over me
04:49 < czarbomba> i was just trying to identify the U.C.
04:49 < czarbomba> (unknown chatteur)
04:49 < precise> czarbomba: It's inevidable
04:49 < Gencade> czarbomba, guess you haven't met him in ##linux
04:49 < czarbomba> surprisingly i haven't gone there
04:49 < precise> I looked through his chatlog czarbomba
04:49 < precise> He loiters in #freenode and reports spammers
04:49 < Psi-Jack> Gencade: "wierdass rules you set forth?" That being what? "bitchboy attitude?"
04:49 < czarbomba> i use linux but i don't do much admin of it, so i don't feel like i'd have much to offer there. and when the inevitable advocacy bullshit breaks out i'd probably just make people mad and get banned
04:49 < czarbomba> so it seems better if i don't go there
04:50 < precise> lol dont go to #bash
04:50 < precise> I copied my script to the wrong paste site and got yelled at
04:50 < precise> I returned a week or two later and called it barsh
04:50 < czarbomba> i think the #channels on freenode are SrsBsns
04:50 < precise> extensively
04:50 < czarbomba> they believe they have divine purpose or some shit
04:50 < precise> Yeah
04:50 < czarbomba> i don't often fuck with those
04:50 < Gencade> Psi-Jack, look, I'm not going to argue the semantics of why I don't like you, and you don't have to think they are logical.  But for this many people to find that you are a cunt; then something something walks like a duck talks like a duck.
04:50 < aaa__> have you ever encountered firmware virus guys ?
04:51 < Psi-Jack> Because: YOu have nothing but a bad attitude and nothing else.
04:51 < precise> aaa__: Yeah, in what?
04:51 < precise> Psi-Jack: Nah
04:51 < precise> He has a good attitude
04:51 < precise> u r a cunt
04:51 < czarbomba> not that i appreciate that such rollicking douchenozzles have coopted channels dedicated to 2 things i use and enjoy
04:51 < czarbomba> but hey. irc
04:51 < aaa__> in hard drive or motherboard
04:51 < precise> cryptic1: Please give me op so I can ban this trolling cuck.
04:51 < precise> aaa__: Are you investigating an issue?
04:51 < precise> aaa__: It's possible, not common though.
04:52 < precise> czarbomba: End of second
04:52 < Psi-Jack> Heh. Out of all the things going on. The only ones /actually/ trolling, and showing a complete disrespect is literally just a select few people. And none of those are me.
04:52 < czarbomba> wow what a game 1
04:52 < czarbomba> precise, so it's uh 3-2 now right?
04:52 < aaa__> how to do if you have this virus
04:53 < precise> czarbomba: Yeah, shh
04:53 < czarbomba> ok
04:53 < precise> aaa__: ?
04:53 < Gencade> is it that hard to just take the fact that we don't like your ass and move on?
04:53 < precise> What do you mean aaa__ ?
04:53 < Gencade> You're literally asking us why, and then complaining when we tell you
04:53 < precise> Psi-Jack: Bye
04:53 < precise> Good bye
04:53 < precise> pls leave
04:53 < aaa__> i hate pijack too
04:53 < precise> You've never onced had an ontopic conversation in here
04:54 < aaa__> can we unit against him please
04:54 < precise> You came in here to troll
04:54 < precise> And never left
04:54 < aaa__> me ?
04:54 < precise> No Psi-Jack
04:54 < czarbomba> if he were pi-jack he'd probably have something interesting to say about rpis so that would be an improvement
04:54 < czarbomba> but so far all i'm seeing is cockjousting with regulars in this channel
04:54 < precise> That's rpifan
04:54 < Gencade> s/about rpis/
04:54 < precise> czarbomba: ++
04:54 < aaa__> pi jack i hate you
04:54 < czarbomba> yeah rpifan doesn't talk much about r-pis either
04:54 < aaa__> he banned me
04:54 < precise> czarbomba: lmao
04:54 < czarbomba> someone should remedy tat
04:54 < aaa__> and his dick
04:54 < precise> aaa__: From where?
04:55 < aaa__> don't remember
04:55 < precise> heh
04:55 < aaa__> but he is impolite too
04:55 < Psi-Jack> I actually have a RPi3 and PiZero, that I use to control various ESP32's and ESP8266's that controls customized home automation and security devices throughout my house.
04:55 < precise> Wow
04:55 < precise> Wooooowwww
04:55 < precise> lmfao
04:55 < precise> get out
04:55 < aaa__> this is not sysadmin.
04:56 < precise> aaa__: I'm done with Psi-Fuck
04:56 < czarbomba> if i had the time and inclination to fuck with tinkering with soc shit i'd probably do something similar
04:56 < precise> aaa__: What's your issue with firmware?
04:56 < aaa__> i don't know i want to learn about firmware virus
04:57 < precise> aaa__: That's a really broad an indepth area
04:57 <@NinjaStyle> i need a break from golang
04:57 < Psi-Jack> czarbomba: Yeah, Pretty good stuff actually. The fun project was designing, at first, an ESP8266 to control the garage door unit, which uses an analog frequency signal over the control line. I tapped into it and the limit switches and motors directly to get every detail of the garage door state and motion direction. :)
04:57 <@NinjaStyle> this is a lot of work
04:57 < precise> aaa__: How much experience do you have with Computer Science and Computer Security, do you have a CompSci degree? (Not required, but still).
04:57 < aaa__> no
04:57 < czarbomba> but as it stands i've been thinking of an rpi basic media machine to let me access my media nas without having to fuck with plex, dlna, bonjour, kludgy tv/smb front ends, or anything short of a low power silent machine that can also do a dig lokoup for me in a pinch
04:57 < Psi-Jack> NinjaStyle: How do you like golang? I've never programmed in it, but I've used a few golang things.
04:58 <@NinjaStyle> i like it
04:58 < precise> NinjaStyle: but
04:58 < aaa__> i no degree
04:58 < precise> but
04:58 < precise> You said golang was a whore
04:58 <@NinjaStyle> it is
04:58 < precise> lol
04:58 < aaa__> im in highschool and you ?
04:58 < czarbomba> that's why i'm always looking for insider rpi chat but when rpifan is here it's basically eeyore the sad gay junior admin
04:58 < precise> aaa__: I'm a child in adult clothing.
04:58 < aaa__> this is possible cross platform firmware virus ?
04:58 < czarbomba> is golang based on or similar to anything i'd know
04:59 < precise> aaa__: I mean sure
04:59 < czarbomba> cross platform...firmware...virus
04:59 < precise> Anything is possible
04:59 < precise> czarbomba: lol
04:59 < czarbomba> a) what's a cross-platform firmware
04:59 < Psi-Jack> czarbomba: Heh. I'm a Plex Pass lifer, and run it in a VM in my home VM cluster.
04:59 < czarbomba> i mean dd-wrt might loosely count but that's just a series of builds of an OS
04:59 < precise> lmao
04:59 < czarbomba> ported to flash memory
04:59 < aaa__> how to make a firmware virus ?
04:59 < precise> aaa__: Are you trolling?
04:59 < aaa__> this is difficult?
05:00 <@NinjaStyle> usually yes
05:00 < precise> lol
05:00 < czarbomba> an rpi will handle plex duties (not server obv) should i choose to go with that hardware, right
05:00 < aaa__> you have degree precise?
05:00 < czarbomba> i might give up on plan A and go with something well-known if i get frustrated enough
05:00 < precise> aaa__: No, but I have experience :)
05:00 < Psi-Jack> heh
05:00 < aaa__> ok
05:00 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: it really depends what firmware you want to fuck with
05:01 < czarbomba> aaa__, please tell me you're supposed to sound like melania trump
05:01 < aaa__> what you mean
05:01 < czarbomba> because that's the voice i'm hearing you in
05:01 < precise> czarbomba: lmfao
05:01 < Psi-Jack> czarbomba: An RPi 3 or better could handle limited streaming capabilites Plex can do.
05:01 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: is there a specific device?
05:01 < aaa__> and what type of virus you encounter the most
05:01 < precise> aaa__: Adware
05:01 < precise> PUPs
05:01 < precise> Psi-Jack
05:01 < Psi-Jack> czarbomba: By limited, I mean like 1 client streaming. MAYBE 2, depending.
05:01 < czarbomba> what's the x265 support like in the plex ecosystem at this point
05:01 < aaa__> ok interesting
05:02 < czarbomba> i've been resisting the change forever but they're finding their way into the media now
05:02 < czarbomba> sometimes out of necessity
05:02 < aaa__> no specific device
05:02 < Psi-Jack> czarbomba: I've have no problems with x265.
05:02 < precise> aaa__: Firmware is inherently device specific
05:02 < aaa__> as sysadmin you encounter most adware ?
05:02 < aaa__> even on linux ?
05:02 <@JollyRgrs> i want hardware decoding for x265
05:02 <@JollyRgrs> what device does that currently?
05:02 < czarbomba> none i've got. android leaves it for software
05:03 < czarbomba> so noen of the devices do it yet
05:03 < aaa__> what is x265
05:03 < czarbomba> shit some of the "flagships" can't even get hardware cdertification to stream x264 based 720 shit
05:03 < czarbomba> -d
05:03 < aaa__> lets say raspberry then
05:03 < precise> aaa__: first off, I'm not a sysadmin, I just hang in here because it is related to my experience. Secondly, linux isn't imperveous in the least, but adware and malware is less prevalent in linux.
05:03 < aaa__> so i can test and break my raspbery
05:04 < czarbomba> linux on an arm device, aaa__? i suspect the "firmware virus" attack vectors are fairly limited
05:04 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: you should focus on foundational knowledge
05:04 <@NinjaStyle> you cant be leet without a ton of foundational skill
05:04 < vlab> foundational knowledge is for losers
05:04 < precise> NinjaStyle: ++
05:04 < precise> lol
05:04 < vlab> just run and gooooo
05:04 < precise> scriptkiddy for life
05:04 < vlab> aye
05:05 < czarbomba> homelab -> VM -> rape it with malware -> learn
05:05 < aaa__> i can make firmware with python ?
05:05 < czarbomba> with snek
05:05 < vlab> oh he's doing red team
05:05 < aaa__> and where can i install my firmware on raspberry
05:05 < vlab> you can make firmware with html and css if you _really_ wanted to
05:06 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: hold on i will send you something
05:06 < aaa__> does sysadmin work with raspberry often?
05:06 < vlab> aaa__, now i mean this in the nicest way but ahahhahahaha no :)
05:06 < aaa__> ok thank you ninjasmyle
05:06 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: https://microcorruption.com/
05:06 <+layer-eight> * NinjaStyle →  ⚓  https://microcorruption.com/login → Embedded Security CTF
05:06 <@NinjaStyle> learn this
05:06 < aaa__> how to do vlab
05:06 <@NinjaStyle> if you wanna get into that field
05:06 < aaa__> how to make firmware with html
05:06 < vlab> NinjaStyle, oh that's neat actually
05:06 <@NinjaStyle> lol
05:07 < czarbomba> google runs all its searches on r-pis
05:07 < aaa__> seriously?
05:07 < czarbomba> yeah. no firmware viruses.
05:07 < vlab> aaa__, with tables
05:07 < vlab> and iframes
05:07 < precise> DROP TABLES
05:07 < precise> ;
05:08 < czarbomba> there is a snek in the sql
05:08 < czarbomba> no drop table snek
05:08 <@NinjaStyle> i think this tool needs a sqlite db
05:08 < precise> s/sql/boot
05:08 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/NinjaStyle] i think this tool needs a bootite db
05:08 < precise> damnit
05:08 <@NinjaStyle> :(
05:08 < czarbomba> bootie db
05:08 < aaa__> do you have other links ninja
05:09 < precise> https://google.com
05:09 <+layer-eight> * precise →  ⚓  https://www.google.com/ → Google
05:09 < precise> link ^
05:09 < czarbomba> so, so many links
05:09 < vlab> if ur srs and want to do hardware hacking, there should be a few chans floating around
05:09 < aaa__> give then
05:09 < vlab> only one i know of is #exploiteers though
05:09 < precise> aaa__: Head on over to ##security
05:09 < aaa__> what chan ? :o
05:09 < aaa__> I can't they banned me.
05:09 < precise> lmfao
05:09 < vlab> haha
05:09 < vlab> fuck did you do
05:09 < precise> srsly
05:09 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: overthewire.org
05:09 < precise> I TRIED to get bant from there
05:09 < czarbomba> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+find+links <-- another one
05:10 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  LMGTFY
05:10 < vlab> they're easy as hell in there
05:10 < precise> I couldnt
05:10 < aaa__> they don't want virus on  sercurity
05:10 < vlab> ooh overthewire is fun
05:10 < precise> vlab: I'm a fan myself
05:10 < precise> It's been a while tho
05:10 < vlab> aye
05:11 < aaa__> fan of what ?
05:11 < sideup66> Java is Enterprise ready
05:11 < vlab> of himself
05:11 < sideup66> E n t e r p r I s e
05:11 < precise> aaa__: overthewire
05:11 < aaa__> ok thanks I will check but this don't talk of firmware
05:11 < sideup66> R e a dy
05:11 < precise> vlab: lol
05:11 < precise> trug
05:11 < czarbomba> s/Enterprise/dumpster-
05:11 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba/sideup66] Java is dumpster- ready
05:11 < precise> aaa__: Gotta start somewhere
05:11 < sideup66> layer-eight: than you.
05:11 < sideup66> Thank*
05:12 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: the embedded security ctf will help you in that arena. you have a lot to learn so get to work :)
05:13 < czarbomba> if we talk of firmware does that mean the virus will come
05:13 < vlab> if ya really want to do firmware hacking, i dont imagine you'll be working in much besides C and maybe ASM
05:13 < aaa__> can i connect to internet with a firmware ?
05:13 < vlab> doubt python does firmware
05:13 < precise> aaa__ confirmed troll
05:13 < czarbomba> only if you dn't talk of it
05:13 < czarbomba> if you talk of the firmware it will refuse to connect
05:13 < aaa__> why you say i'm a troll
05:14 < czarbomba> precise is not in the proper headspace to fully enjoy this irc.experience
05:14 < vlab> no dude he's totes srs precise
05:14 < precise> bruh
05:14 < czarbomba> it's because precise gets schwag weed
05:14 < precise> He has two _'s in his nick
05:14 < precise> _ == legit
05:14 < precise> __ == troll
05:15 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: u trollin for the lol or what?
05:15 < vlab> aye no bans in #exploiteers
05:15 < vlab> he lies!
05:15 < vlab> this guy's a phony!
05:15 < czarbomba> if you talk nicely to firmware it might connect but sometimes it tries to take advantage. that's when the virus sneaks in.
05:15 < precise> A BIG PHAT PHONY
05:15 < aaa__> do you know what is SS7
05:15 < vlab> that's like super saiyan right?
05:15 < aaa__> can i hack this
05:15 < precise> aaa__: Give your computer some viagra to access the firmware, else it is just software.
05:16 < vlab> is that the one where they turn into red monkeys?
05:16 < czarbomba> SS7 is what you get when hunterkll gets wasted and tries to write "SSL" before passing out in a pool of his own vomit
05:16 < precise> lol
05:16 < precise> that reminds me
05:16 < precise> I have whiskey
05:16 < precise> no coke
05:16 < precise> no other mixers
05:16 < czarbomba> or whisky
05:16 < precise> No
05:16 < precise> Whiskey
05:16 <@NinjaStyle> s/ke/ck
05:16 <+layer-eight> [SED NinjaStyle/precise] Whiscky
05:16 < czarbomba> i have whisky
05:16 < vlab> whooo wis kee
05:16 <@NinjaStyle> fuk
05:16 < czarbomba> i will not open it tonight
05:16 < aaa__> no when i say connect to internet
05:16 < precise> #fakenews
05:17 < czarbomba> #realtalk
05:17 < czarbomba> #macallan18upinya
05:17 < precise> Says the russian ^
05:17 < aaa__> for exemple connect to irc
05:17 < vlab> sure, just implement all the protocols
05:17 < vlab> its just sockets and protocols
05:17 < vlab> same as any other intertoob connection
05:17 < czarbomba> firmware talk to irc but only in finnish, is important to establish trust so no virus
05:17 < precise> lmfao
05:17 < vlab> shit thats where i fucked up, i was doing swedish
05:18 < vlab> was wondering why it kept sending MEATBALLs
05:18 < precise> Most buffer overflows are written in German
05:18 < czarbomba> bork bork bork
05:18 < aaa__> do sysadmin work with ss7
05:18 < precise> ay
05:18 < vlab> sysadmins hardly work at all
05:18 < precise> We automate everything
05:18 < czarbomba> ss7 is switched phone network
05:18 < precise> And bitch about Oracle
05:18 < vlab> precise, there for example could hardly be classified as functioning
05:19 < czarbomba> sysadmin deal with ss7 by calling legacy pbx vendor and paying beaucoups bucks for firmware upgrades
05:19 < vlab> let alone "working"
05:19 < precise> vlab: I have a memory leak
05:19 < precise> leave me alone
05:19 < precise> Oracle wont patch me
05:19 < vlab> ur leakin somethin alright
05:19 < czarbomba> or just fuck ss7 in the ear and sip that shit
05:19 < aaa__> how to do that czarbomba
05:19 < precise> aaa__: What OS u running?
05:19 < aaa__> can i hack ss7
05:19 < czarbomba> step 1. unzip pants.
05:19 < vlab> instructions unclear, pants on head
05:20 < aaa__> windows
05:20 < aaa__> and you ?
05:20 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: are you good at hacking?
05:20 < precise> aaa__: Debian
05:20 < precise> But I run exclusively Gentoo at work
05:21 < vlab> precise, no wonder you're so out of date
05:21 < czarbomba> aaa__ hacks ss7 by picking up an old rotary phone and finger-whistling into the mouthpiece
05:21 < aaa__> no i want to learn
05:21  * precise apt-get upgrade precise
05:21 <@NinjaStyle> then the answer is no, you cant hack anything
05:21 < czarbomba> it's the same way grampa used to call daisy the farm dog for supper
05:21 <@NinjaStyle> until you learn more
05:21 < czarbomba> except free long distance
05:21 < precise> aaa__: No u dont
05:21 < aaa__> why
05:22 < sideup66> J a v a
05:22 < vlab> i hacked my watch
05:22 < vlab> just gotta pull out the stem
05:22 < aaa__> how
05:22 < sideup66> 3 b I L l I o n
05:22 < vlab> stops the second right there :)
05:22 < sideup66> Lll
05:22 < sideup66> Lol
05:22 < vlab> hooray for hacking handwinds
05:22 < precise> aaa__: You need to believe in urself to hack
05:22 < precise> I don't think u believe in urself
05:22 < czarbomba> fuck that. you need steel from hattori hanzo
05:22 < aaa__> ok thanks :)
05:22 < precise> I cracked bitcoin by believing in myself
05:23 < czarbomba> now go, yellow-haired warrior
05:23 <@NinjaStyle> precise: is a hacker irl
05:23 < vlab> at what point does he need to channel his nakamas to achieve hokage and release his shinkaibunkainakai
05:23 < precise> NinjaStyle: trug
05:23 < precise> vlab: After he starts up his HTML compiler
05:23 <@NinjaStyle> troof
05:23 < vlab> of course!
05:23 < czarbomba> i think at this point he just needs to hoist up his shakalakas and read a book
05:24 < precise> I think at this point in the 3rd, a penguin needs to get up and rock the fuck out of Wilson
05:24 < precise> pls to kill the Wilson
05:24 < czarbomba> just
05:24 < czarbomba> watch the ice closely
05:24 < precise> ok
05:24  * czarbomba stares
05:24 < vlab> alright so i put on my big boy pants and checked, #exploiteers ban list is empty
05:25 < vlab> how could you
05:25 < vlab> i trusted you
05:25 < precise> LIES
05:25 < czarbomba> when you see it, you'll shit brix
05:25 < sideup66> Not sure if just corporate murica or shitty management
05:25 < precise> czarbomba: wot am I looking for
05:25 < vlab> i can no longer marry
05:25 < sideup66> My company doesn't care if average people can't do something
05:25 < czarbomba> you'll know it when you see it. because you just shit brix.
05:25 < precise> I already shit brix tho
05:25 < sideup66> Big money client rolls through and has shitfit
05:25 < czarbomba> well, the next time, then
05:25 < vlab> yall ever eat brick toast?
05:25 < czarbomba> when more brix are shit
05:25 < sideup66> Suddenly problem is a high priority with all hands on deck to fix it
05:25 < precise> I ate some bricked firmware once
05:25 < precise> I hacked it too hard
05:26 < aaa__> this is possible bgp hack ?
05:26 < precise> heh
05:26 < vlab> somebody's poisoned the water hole
05:26 < precise> We need to gather all of aaa__'s comments and load them into BOFH
05:26 < vlab> s/water hole/arp cache
05:26 <+layer-eight> [SED vlab] somebody's poisoned the arp cache
05:26 < czarbomba> so basically this troll involves 3-letter networking acronyms
05:26 < vlab> there's an ACK in my boot
05:26 < aaa__> how can i change my ip
05:26 < czarbomba> how the fuck did you not lead with DNS?
05:27 < precise> aaa__: Call your IS{
05:27 < vlab> with faith
05:27 < czarbomba> this is all just so third-rate and half-witted
05:27 < precise> lmfao
05:27 < vlab> lol
05:27 < precise> thanks NinjaStyle
05:27 < czarbomba> RAMP IT UP, MOTHERFUCKER
05:27 <@NinjaStyle> lol
05:27 < czarbomba> ok he's gone
05:27 < vlab> yeah that wasnt even fun
05:27 < precise> Not for long
05:27 <@NinjaStyle> i just kicked but yeah
05:27 < vlab> couldnt even keep up
05:27 <@NinjaStyle> it got old fast
05:27 < precise> yeah
05:27 < vlab> i still miss that redrighthand kiid
05:27 < czarbomba> when you start a troll with a ceiling that low there's only one place to go
05:28 < aaa__> :(
05:28 <@NinjaStyle> :(
05:28 < czarbomba> the stilted english thing worked for him. little else did.
05:28 < czarbomba> oh hello there
05:28 < precise> aaa__: Oh hai mark
05:28 < vlab> :((( so that's like double chins or something right
05:28 < czarbomba> we were just talking about your failure to hack DNS
05:28 < vlab> is ready player one any good?
05:28 < czarbomba> it's spielberg
05:28 < vlab> or is it as cringey as im assuming it is
05:29 < precise> Like 1% of me wonders if aaa__ is actually trying here and is just horribly, mentally crippled
05:29 < czarbomba> it's basically like good in that horrible way that drains your IQ and renders you emotionally numb for a few days having been satiated by artifice for two and a half hours
05:29 < precise> czarbomba: I let alcohol do that
05:29 < precise> No need to pay for movie tickets
05:29 < czarbomba> so it's probably awesome and then instantly forgotten when the brain heals
05:29 < aaa__> what is that
05:30 < precise> lrn2read
05:30 < aaa__> no i know how to change my ip
05:30 < aaa__> i was meaning hack bgp to change ip
05:30 < precise> Thats one way to do it
05:30 < czarbomba> precise if i worried about the 1% that were actually horribly autistic or otherwise mentally-hilarious in all the years i've seen poor trolls on irc i'd probably feel shitty about that. but i don't.
05:30 < precise> czarbomba: Same
05:30 < precise> Even if he was that case
05:30 < precise> I'd continue on
05:30 < precise> And laugh all the way
05:31 < vlab> precise, i tell you the other day i was fiddling with docker. turns out the ubuntu image doesnt have vi or nano or anything which makes sense. ended up going back to the 80s and making text files with cat and echo :)
05:31 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: the only way you will learn to hack is by learning constantly for several years. you cant be anything more than a skid without learning the foundations first
05:31 < czarbomba> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYzruKGUMAAkpnn.jpg
05:31 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 69,472 bytes
05:31 < precise> vlab: sudo apt-get install nano
05:32 < vlab> precise, nah fam we doing it with cat, sed, and echo
05:32 < aaa__> ok thanks
05:32 < czarbomba> you can't uh add vi?
05:32 < precise> heh
05:32 < precise> nano > vi
05:32 < czarbomba> no
05:32 < czarbomba> we're not doing this again
05:32 < precise> Uh
05:32 < precise> yeah
05:32 < precise> we are
05:32  * czarbomba readies the GIANT METAL FIST OF REPETITIVENESS
05:32 < czarbomba> we are NOT
05:32 < czarbomba> you may
05:32 < precise> NANO > VI
05:32 < vlab> czarbomba, you can but i was already committed by the time that thought cross my mind
05:32 < czarbomba> but WE are not
05:32 < precise> NANO > *
05:32 < precise> N A N O
05:32 < precise> A
05:32 < precise> N
05:32 < precise> O
05:33 < czarbomba> vlab i let the word 'docker' creep into my extended roadmap presentation thing
05:33 < precise> heheheheheheh
05:33 < czarbomba> so now i'm committed to at least a vm instance/tinker-around with devs
05:33 < czarbomba> they'll reject it immediately i'm sure
05:33 < czarbomba> but
05:33  * precise watches the ice
05:33 < vlab> aaa__, pop over to #exploiteers if you really want to, they basically do hardware hacking is all they do. if ur srs, there's probably something firmware in there
05:33 < czarbomba> ninjastyle wields the GIANT METAL FIST OF REPETITIVENESS with skill
05:33 < vlab> czarbomba, ?
05:34 <@NinjaStyle> thanks i think
05:34 < czarbomba> (u good
05:34 < czarbomba> (u good  @ fisting)
05:34 < vlab> its not vm replacement in any way whatsoever if that's what you're thinking of?
05:34 < czarbomba> vlab, nope. i know what docker is
05:34 <@NinjaStyle> fisting your mom
05:34 < aaa__> ok thanks i'll ask my questions there then
05:35 < czarbomba> by putting it on the roadmap i will have to present a vm to the devs to fuck around inside of docker
05:35 < czarbomba> and see what the portability prospects are with our shit
05:35 < precise> aaa__: Good luck!
05:35 < czarbomba> hence, a VM with instances of docker
05:35 < czarbomba> i expect it to be a flameout colossal failure thus letting us move on forever
05:35 < czarbomba> but we shall see
05:35 < aaa__> ty :)
05:36 < czarbomba> i'm not sure he actually wants to hack hardware, vlab
05:36 < precise> heh
05:37 < czarbomba> let's examine: he asked about 'hacking' a signaling protocol for POTS, a routing protocol for edge routers, and an r-pi
05:37 < vlab> yeah but on the off chance he actually does want something firmware, hardware hacking's a better place to start than software or networking
05:37 < czarbomba> i'm gonna go with "for the lulz"
05:37 < precise> Nah man
05:37 < precise> is legit hacker
05:37 < precise> hackers always lrn
05:37 < vlab> so far no pings
05:37 <@NinjaStyle> hardware hacking is hard af
05:38  * czarbomba working on cross-platform firmware bbiab
05:39 < aaa__> this is possible to hack hardware ??
05:40 <@NinjaStyle> its possible to hack your dog if your lifehacker
05:40 <@NinjaStyle> you're*
05:40 < vlab> i need to hack my dog
05:40 < vlab> just does not seem to play well with other dogs
05:40 < vlab> always tries to knock em down
05:40 < vlab> just rude
05:40 <@NinjaStyle> check out these 6 life changing dog hacks
05:41  * precise czechs out
05:41 <@NinjaStyle> 1. have dog
05:41 <@NinjaStyle> 2-6: profit
05:42 < precise> 7. Go to jail for hacking.
05:42 < vlab> instructions unclear, have spent over 1k on this poop machine in under a year
05:42 <@NinjaStyle> vlab: did you do step 1?
05:42 < vlab> you know darn well i did
05:42 <@NinjaStyle> what about 2-6?
05:42 <+DrGibby|> evening nerds
05:42 < vlab> course
05:42 < precise> DrGibby|: ay
05:42 < vlab> got my pants on my head and everything
05:42 < precise> DrGibby|: We are helping aaa__ hack hardware
05:42 <+DrGibby|> precise: ay
05:43 <@NinjaStyle> he wants to hack the planet but also he wants it to be easy
05:43 <+DrGibby|> given how I preformed today I'm unless so
05:43 <+DrGibby|> have fun
05:43 < vlab> where's the comic with the bird hacking a database
05:43 <@NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: oh shit you had your interview right?
05:43 <@NinjaStyle> i totally forgot
05:43 <+DrGibby|> yeah
05:44 < precise> How'd it go?
05:44 < aaa__> no i want to learn not to become a hacker
05:44 < precise> Fuck
05:44 < precise> The
05:44 < precise> Caps
05:44 <@NinjaStyle> aaa__: but to have already been a hacker?
05:44 < precise> So
05:44 < precise> Hard
05:44 < vlab> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rQPdWwv3k8
05:44 <+layer-eight> * vlab →  Gumball's Sister Anais Knows Hacking - YouTube
05:44 <+DrGibby|> tbh, my prison sentence was less stressful.
05:44 <+DrGibby|> I bombed it
05:44 <+DrGibby|> hard
05:44 <@NinjaStyle> tell me everything
05:45 < vlab> H A C K [press enter]
05:45 < precise> "What's your favorite hobby?"
05:45 < precise> Well I shitpost on IRC
05:45 < precise> That's fun
05:45 <+DrGibby|> > everything
05:45 <+DrGibby|> I fucking need ti get my shit together apparently
05:45 < precise> :/
05:45 < aaa__> no
05:45 <@NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: i wonder who you spoke to
05:45 < precise> DrGibby|: Don't let a bad interview get under your skin
05:45 < czarbomba> PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR AD BLOCKER This video is unavailable if an ad blocker is running. Please disable and reload the page to start the video.
05:45 < precise> NinjaStyle: DrGibby| applied at ur place
05:45 < czarbomba> alright now i'm a wee bit triggered
05:45 <@NinjaStyle> ye
05:45 < precise> czarbomba: Welp, no video for you
05:45 <+DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: shane
05:45 < precise> Don't give them your view
05:46 < czarbomba> they don't get it
05:46 <@NinjaStyle> DrGibby|: weird, why
05:46 < czarbomba> i'll find it some other way
05:46 <+DrGibby|> tbh if I ever see a communication back I'll be surprised
05:46 <@NinjaStyle> i'll ask about it tomorrow
05:46 < czarbomba> what's the score right now
05:46 < precise> czarbomba: 4-3
05:46 <+DrGibby|> NinjaStyle: please dont
05:46 < precise> 30 secfonds left
05:47 <@NinjaStyle> he isnt on irc atm
05:47 < czarbomba> oh
05:47 <+DrGibby|> I'm embarrassed
05:47 < czarbomba> you saw ovechkin goal
05:47 < precise> czarbomba: shhhh
05:47 < precise> czarbomba: Fuck
05:47 < precise> Obechkin
05:47 < czarbomba> wait what
05:47 < czarbomba> if it's 4-3 now you had to have seen the goal
05:47 < czarbomba> THERE ARE NO MORE GOALS
05:47 <+DrGibby|> I'd like to save face as much as I can
05:47 < czarbomba> it was like a minute left
05:47 < precise> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
05:47 < precise> damn u
05:47  * czarbomba prepares to fucking destroy precise
05:47 < czarbomba> WHAT THE FUCK
05:47 < czarbomba> ARE YOU DOING
05:47 < vlab> ayy found it http://nedroid.com/2012/05/honk-the-databus/
05:47 <+layer-eight> * vlab →  Nedroid Picture Diary
05:47 < czarbomba> ARE YOU WATCHING THE GAME BACKWARDS
05:48 < precise> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
05:48  * czarbomba throws precise into the fucking quarry
05:48  * precise takes the capitals with him
05:48 < czarbomba> take ovik
05:48 < czarbomba> -k
05:48 < czarbomba> that fucking guy
05:48  * precise stabs czarbomba 
05:49 < czarbomba> srsly how u lose 2 straight
05:49 < precise> RIOT
05:49 < precise> RIOT!
05:49 < czarbomba> right now the penguins should be going into the clincher
05:49 <@JollyRgrs> LETS START A RIOT
05:49 <@JollyRgrs> A RIOT
05:49 < czarbomba> and ovi is ELIMIN8D
05:49 <@JollyRgrs> LETS START A RIOT
05:49 < precise> WOOOOOOO
05:49 < precise> RIOT
05:49 < precise>  /!\
05:49 <@JollyRgrs> funny story
05:49  * czarbomba general approving grunts
05:50 <@JollyRgrs> wife's co-worker from back when... thought it was saying "Lester Ryan"
05:50 <@JollyRgrs> (her co-worker was black)
05:50 < precise> lmfao
05:50 < precise> I loved that song
05:50 < vlab> a zoot suit riot?
05:50 < precise> LE-STER-A-RYAN
05:50 < precise> A_RYAN
05:50 < precise> LE-STER-A-RYAN
05:50 < czarbomba> OLESTRA RYAN
05:50 <@JollyRgrs> LES-TER RY-AN
05:50 <@JollyRgrs> RY-AN
05:50 <@JollyRgrs> LES-TER RY-AN
05:50 < precise> lmfao
05:51 <@JollyRgrs> now every time i hear the song, i think about that
05:51  * precise cries in penduin
05:51 < precise> fuck
05:51 < precise> s/end/eng
05:51 < precise> layer-eight: where art tho
05:52 < vlab> i dont think it takes the /me do it
05:52  * precise test
05:52 < precise> s/test/yes
05:52 < precise> s/it/test
05:52 <+layer-eight> [SED precise/vlab] i dont think test takes the /me do it
05:52 < precise> derp
05:52 < vlab> s/test/yes/
05:53 < precise> It also seems to kill its search if it finds the string in an action or something it said
05:53 < precise> For example
05:53  * precise is I /me example
05:53 < precise> And then
05:53 < precise> s/example/nope
05:53 <+layer-eight> [SED precise] For nope
05:53 < precise> oh
05:53 < precise> wtf
05:53 < precise> bruh
05:53 < precise> hmmm
05:54 < precise> sed
05:54 < precise> s/sed/s
05:54 <+layer-eight> [SED precise] s
05:54 < precise> s/sed/ss
05:54 < precise> huh
05:54 < precise> If layer-eight said it most recently, he doesn't sed it
05:54 < precise> JollyRgrs: ur bot is broken
05:56 < vlab> nah that's MillerBoss
05:56 < precise> Yeah
05:56 < precise> I know MillerBoss is broken
05:56 < precise> But JollyRgrs bot is alos broken
05:56 < vlab> nah im pretty sure layer-eight is MillerBoss 's
05:56 < precise> Nah
05:56 < precise> Is JollyRgrs'
05:57 < precise> ok
05:57 < precise> I need to sleep
05:57 <@JollyRgrs> precise: i am not broken
05:57 < precise> no
05:57 < precise> but ur bot is
05:58 <@JollyRgrs> i am not broken
05:58 <@JollyRgrs> i am bot
05:58 < precise> oh
05:58 <@JollyRgrs> precise: i believe your bot is broken
05:58 < precise> Oh shit
05:58 < precise> brb
05:58 < precise> fixing bot
05:58 < precise> JollyRgrs: I need op to fix my bot
05:58 < precise> Is security feature
05:59  * JollyRgrs tries to give precise op
05:59 <@JollyRgrs> no?
05:59 < precise> Damnit
05:59 < precise> so clode
05:59 < precise> JollyRgrs: por favor
05:59 < precise> yessssssssss
05:59 < precise> wait
05:59 < precise> noooooooooooo
05:59 <@JollyRgrs> sorry, my shift is ending now
06:00 < precise> ok
06:00  * precise looks at ravioli 
06:00 < precise> ravioli ravioli give me the operoli
06:00  * vlab sets mode +p on precise 
06:00 < precise> I'm gonna script my client to ask random ops for +o in this chan
06:01 < precise> And then when I get the +o I'll script some other shit to do
06:01 < xe0n> pub lunches are awesome
06:01 < vlab> u working again precise ?
06:01 < precise> vlab: Not IT
06:01 < precise> I'm doing maintenance and manual labor
06:01 < precise> And fixing their 15yearold IT infra when it breaks
06:01 < precise> I'm enjoying it
06:02 < precise> Get's me out
06:03 <+DrGibby|> hey precise, where is your ops?
06:03 < precise> it was taken :(
06:03 < mal_will> manual labor where precise
06:03 < vlab> stolen by that raviolo
06:03 <+DrGibby|> hey precise, where is your ops?
06:03 < precise> stolen
06:04 < precise> theftd
06:04 <+DrGibby|> where is you +v?
06:04 < precise> theived
06:04 < precise> Ok srsly
06:04 < precise> I gotta sleep
06:04 < precise> night fools
06:05 <+DrGibby|> precise:
06:05 < precise> woooooooot
06:05 < mal_will> let him go
06:05 < precise> let me slep
06:05 < mal_will> hhh sweet prince
06:05 <+DrGibby|> precise: hows it going?
06:05 < mal_will> hushnow
06:05  * precise stabs DrGibby| 
06:05 < mal_will> put on yr jam jams
06:05  * DrGibby| farts on precise 
06:05 < mal_will> brush them teeth
06:06  * precise gets out sand paper
06:06 < mal_will> fluff the ol' pillow
06:06  * DrGibby| uses the sandpaper on precise 
06:06  * precise retrieves his wire brush
06:06  * DrGibby| uses the wire brush on precise 
06:06 < mal_will> and nod of to dream land
06:06 < precise> Instructions unclear, fillow clogging toilet, dick stuck in DrGibby|
06:07 < precise> Fuckin hell
06:07 < mal_will> whatcha gonna dream about lil buddy?
06:07 < precise> lmao
06:07 < precise> goodnight
06:07 < precise> LET
06:07 < precise> ME
06:07 < precise> SLEEP
06:07 < mal_will> nigh, shhhhh, g'night
06:07  * DrGibby| uses the wire brush to brush precise 
06:07  * DrGibby| uses the wire brush to brush precise 
06:07  * DrGibby| uses the wire brush to brush precise 
06:07  * DrGibby| uses the wire brush to brush precise 
06:07 < precise> yesssssssssssss
06:07 < precise> yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
06:08 < mal_will> So I think the oral surgeon man gave me a mini glasgow grin when my wisdom teeth were removed
06:08 < mal_will> not sure this'll heal
06:08 < vlab> mal_will, oof
06:08 < vlab> chapstick it regularly
06:08 <+DrGibby|> I hope precise uses a wire brush to brush his teeth
06:08 < vlab> only real way to get those to heal, mine's still coming along :(
06:08 < mal_will> been doing religiously vlab
06:08 < mal_will> praise face wax
06:08 < vlab> gotta keep it moisturized
06:09 < vlab> aye
06:09 < mal_will> knowing precise he uses DrGibby|'s toothbrush
06:09 < vlab> made from his DrGibby| 's own shed hairs
06:09 <+DrGibby|> good thing I keep my brush hidden
06:09 < mal_will> know what's odd? I opened my mouth too hard to eat an overlarge spoonful of quinoa earlier-ended me. but I can eat chips till I burst
06:09 <+DrGibby|> AND I brush my ass with the one precise uses
06:10 < mal_will> mouths are fucking gross. toothbrushes are also gorss
06:10 < mal_will> ever use the same spoon two hundred times in a row without soaping it?
06:10 < mal_will> no.
06:11 < mal_will> toothbrush with countless germ traps? Suuuurrrrrre
06:11 <+DrGibby|> contacts are another good example.
06:11 < mal_will> use the same floss? teehee, never!
06:11 < mal_will> retainers
06:12 < mal_will> I guess you soap retainers
06:12 < mal_will> and I have seen reusable ear pokers
06:12 <@NinjaStyle> toothpaste is soap kinda
06:12 < mal_will> I'd never go to the bathroom then wash my hands with toothpaste tho NinjaStyle
06:12 <@NinjaStyle> i would
06:12 <@NinjaStyle> in a pinch
06:13 <@NinjaStyle> its abraisive
06:13 < mal_will> "thefuck it on your hands, boy?"
06:13 < mal_will> Just wash the whole bathroom in toothpaste
06:14 < mal_will> "if it's good enough for me teeth, it's good enough for me pisser." -Karl Pilkington
06:18 <+DrGibby|> hey. I hope all all have a good night <3
06:21 < ayeitzabee> So if a MSP has a group policy that disables UAC can I set fire to their building? :D
06:22 <+DrGibby|> yes
06:22 <+DrGibby|> in fact
06:22 <+DrGibby|> kill them all
06:22 < ayeitzabee> Ah at least I am not the only person who thinks it should be punished by death
06:28 < mal_will> mmmm disabling UAC is the equivalent of the 18 year old guy who just got Blac Chyna pregnant
06:28 < mal_will> "I wouldn't be fucking a bitch I didn't want to get pregnant"
06:28 < mal_will> I'm gonna start using these analogies in executive meetings.
06:29 < pocketprotector> i can respect that
06:30 < mal_will> "Giving users local admin rights in 2018 is like refusing to sign a pre-nup with your green card wife. It may not always end badly, but if it does, it will be the worst time of your life."
06:30 < packeteer> let your brush dry between brushings and it's fine
06:30 < packeteer> mal_will | toothbrush with countless germ traps? Suuuurrrrrre
06:30 < rpifan> hi
06:30 < mal_will> but what if you leave it on the counter where the toilet water gets airborne
06:30 < mal_will> and gets all in the brushies
06:31 < packeteer> close the bloody lid like a normal person
06:31 < packeteer> or wash the brush before use
06:32 < mal_will> lid does nothing
06:32 < mal_will> it still gets out
06:32 < mal_will> crub the brush with antibacterial soap and yet another brush?
06:34 < pocketprotector> mine has an AAPF or Anti-Anal Partical Filter
06:35 < packeteer> a simple flush will take care of most bacteria, dont need extra soaping
06:35 < packeteer> over use of antibacterial soap is an issue
06:37 < rpifan> yes
06:37 < rpifan> given how sick i am
06:37 < rpifan> everything seems to make it worse
06:37 < rpifan> we need to get sick more
06:37 < rpifan> not less
06:37 < rpifan> to get better immune systems, but then ppl forgo vaccines hich is stupid
06:39 < xe0n> loll
06:39 < packeteer> they're just idiots who need removing from the gene pool anyway
06:41 < rpifan> ?
06:50 < The_Dv8or> sup
06:56 < SkyRead> Hi
06:57 < SkyRead> hi
06:58 < enix> Hey guys I need to be reminded of things inside AWS
06:58 < enix> EC2 instances, securitygroups, elastic IP's, route 53
06:59 < enix> give me some more names of common things
06:59 < enix> What was the thing claled that was like a VPN
06:59 < enix> s/VPN/vlan
06:59 <+layer-eight> [SED enix] What was the thing claled that was like a vlan
06:59 < enix> You could group ec2 instances inside of it.
07:03 < enix> VPC?
07:03 < enix> vpc
07:12 < packeteer> yes
07:12 < packeteer> virtual private cloud
07:13 < packeteer> vpc = LAN
07:13 < SkyRead> Guys, anyone have Avecto or viewfinity ? need to test if a misconfiguration in delpoyment letting users bypass the security and enable them to install any application
07:16 < enix> packeteer: anything else you can think of
07:16 < enix> SkyRead: woah wait what
07:16 < xe0n> liifee in the fasssttt lannneee
07:17 < SkyRead> well, can u test it for me?
07:17 < SkyRead> @enix
07:17 < enix> i don thave either
07:17 < enix> i'm a shitty software support engineer now
07:17 < enix> I dont even have a level
07:18 < SkyRead> none of us do mate. \
07:18 < hug> I'm level a million
07:20 < enix> i attest to hug's statement
07:20 < enix> if he can say a aws thing
07:20 < enix> that hasnt been siad yet
07:20 < hug> Elastic IPs?
07:21 < hug> Oh you already said those.
07:21 < hug> AMIs. Lightsail. I dunno.
07:21 <@Nostalg14c> Workspace
07:21 <@Nostalg14c> Appstream
07:21 < xe0n> level up
07:21 < hug> NSGs?
07:21 < enix> whats a work space
07:21 < enix> and whats that thing that sends email
07:21 < enix> SES? SNS?
07:21 < hug> S3
07:21 < hug> SES.
07:21 < hug> Redshift is AWS?
07:21 < hug> Uh.
07:21 <@Nostalg14c> DirectConnect
07:21 < hug> Beanstalk.
07:22 < hug> I'm out of ideas.
07:22 <@Nostalg14c> https://www.cloudamize.com/glossary-of-aws-terms
07:22 < enix> what was beanstalk again
07:22 <+layer-eight> * Nostalg14c →  Glossary of AWS terms
07:22 < hug> Their webapp containery thing.
07:27 < SkyRead> if i shout blockchain and machine learning enough times, will i get startup funding automatically ? /s
07:28 < enix> yes that's how it works i think
07:30 < mal_will> So our IT consultant wrote this in an email "All our database servers are secure because they are all behind the firewall.  (It is built in this way)."  and like. It makes me feel like my dreams f being a consultant will come true one day
07:30 < mal_will> I'll get to say things like that and bill $150 then go skip in the park or kick a fire hydrant. Whatever it is our consultant does after writing masterful sentences like that
07:31 < mal_will> probably, he treats himself to a hotdog
07:35 < nojeffrey> With cisco ios, you can prepend 'no' to just about any command to remove that setting, does ubiquiti have an equivalant?
07:36 < SkyRead> @Mal_will u want to be a security consultant?
07:38 < mal_will> yee
07:38 < mal_will> Def Sec
07:38 < SkyRead> "All our database servers are secure because they are all behind the firewall." and firewalls are behind 5 foot concrete wall, so our data is safe from theft.
07:38 < mal_will> for mid level enterprises
07:39 < SkyRead> great
07:40 < mal_will> why do concrete walls when you can have literal fire?
07:40 < mal_will> I'll tell em
07:45 < SkyRead> also, shark filled pool
07:49 < Gencade> is that psi-jerkoff gone now
07:49 < packeteer> enix | what was beanstalk again <- kinda PaaS. basically it packages a bunch of their standard services into a relatively simple platform for different code
07:50 < Gencade> .bofh
07:50 <+layer-eight> BOFH Hash table has woodworm
07:52 < enix> .bofh
07:52 <+layer-eight> BOFH Pentium fdiv bug
07:53 < Gencade> !excuse
07:53 < Gencade> what else can layer-eight do
07:53 < plop> .seen gencade
07:53 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for plop
07:53 < Gencade> youtube descript, imgur title
07:54 < plop> what
07:54 < Gencade> .seen plop
07:54 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade
07:54 < Gencade> .seen Gencade
07:54 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade
07:54 < plop> .yt sexy girls
07:54 < Gencade> guess they turned off that feature
07:54 < plop> .first-seen gencade
07:54 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for plop
07:54 < enix> .seen Hunterkll__
07:54 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for enix
07:54 < plop> MillerBoss, what is wrong with layer-eight
07:54 < mal_will> burn
07:55 < plop> .help
07:55 <+layer-eight> plop I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
07:55 < plop> yay
07:55 < Gencade> .yt My Hero Academia Season 3 Operer
07:55 < plop> .origins
07:55 < Gencade> .yt My Hero Academia Season 3 Opener
07:55 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, plop
07:55 < plop> .urban
07:55 <+layer-eight> Urban Dictionary Error: Not enough arguments provided
07:55 < plop> ah.
07:55 < enix> .urban cockmeat sandwich
07:55 <+layer-eight> Urban Dictionary Error: 403 - "error":{"errors":[{"domain":"usageLimits","reason":"accessNotConfigured","message":"Project blocked; abuse detected.","extendedHelp":"http://support.google.com/code/go/developer_compliance"],"code":403,"message":"Project blocked; abuse detected."}}
07:55 < Gencade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YojYU5nPQ
07:55 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  My Hero Academia Season 3 – Opening Theme - YouTube
07:55 < plop> lol
07:56 < plop> .hello
07:56 <+layer-eight> Psst whats happening plop
07:56 < plop> .random-sentiment
07:56 <+layer-eight> Something went wrong finding a random sentiment, plop
07:56 < plop> clearly
07:56 < plop> so, today i slept in a bad posture and my arm is hurting
07:57 < mal_will> cut it off
07:57 < plop> is there an offer for a new one in massdrop?
07:58 < mal_will> 3d print a new one
07:58 < plop> that too
08:00 < Gencade> Anyone watching any anime that's kinda like hero academia and dubbed
08:00 < Gencade> Need something to watch until the next episode
08:00 < plop> dubbed?
08:00 < Gencade> Yeah
08:00 < Gencade> I've seen FMA brotherhood and death note
08:00 < plop> Gencade, you're missing all the fun dubbed
08:00 < Gencade> I can't take the japanese language seriously
08:01 < Gencade> just sounds like pots and pans to me
08:01 < xe0n> pots and pans lllolol
08:01 < xe0n> good one
08:01 < Gencade> I mean
08:01 < Gencade> it's not even meant to be a joke
08:01 < plop> lol
08:01 < plop> but the emphasy they put, noone can
08:02 < plop> go watch GTO
08:02 < Gencade> oh and I;'ve watched attack on titan
08:02 < Gencade> GTO?
08:02 < packeteer> wtf watches dubbed shit. subs ftw
08:02 < plop> .lmgtf gto great teacher onizuka
08:02 < Gencade> I do
08:02 < Gencade> Why do people who watch subbed anime get so elitist over it
08:03 < plop> it is like watching porn dubbed
08:03 < Gencade> I watch actual porn, none of that cartoon shit
08:03 < packeteer> I dont watch anime, but you lose the original feel of the movie with dubbed
08:03 < enix> Gencade: that pissed Skyread off so much he quit
08:04 < plop> lol
08:04 < Gencade> anyway I'll look at gto
08:04 < Gencade> in a totally legal way
08:05 < Gencade> um
08:05 < plop> Gencade, it is old but so fun
08:05 < Gencade> does this anime have cool fight scenes in it
08:05 < Gencade> I liked the actiony parts of anime the best
08:05 < plop> Gencade, not really
08:05 < Gencade> >.>
08:05 < plop> if you want action anime. i enjoyed gurren lagan or whatever it is called
08:06 < Gencade> Attack on titan?
08:06 < plop> nah
08:06 < plop> https://myanimelist.net/anime/2001/Tengen_Toppa_Gurren_Lagann
08:06 <+layer-eight> * plop →  Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann) - MyAnimeList.net
08:06 < enix> you guys know those vapour sticks
08:06 < Gencade> I'll watch the first episode
08:06 < Gencade> plop,
08:06 < plop> ok
08:08 < Gencade> so it's like a post apacolyptic thing plop ?
08:08 < plop> hmmm kinda. but it is fun.
08:08 < plop> not a fan of serious animes
08:12 < Gencade> reminds me of city of ember so far plop
08:13 < plop> wait for the mechas
08:23 < Gencade> Course the only girl we've seen in the show so far is in a bakini
08:24 < plop> of course
08:24 < plop> and a big gun
08:31 < Gencade> Man the constant sexual imagery is actually so prevelant that it's annoying plop
08:31 < plop> it changes overtime
08:33 < Gencade> gahh I just want more episodes of my hero academia
08:33 < plop> have you seen bleach?
08:33 < Gencade> No
08:33 < plop> you might like it
08:33 < xe0n> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/mniehaus/2018/05/02/new-upgrade-to-windows-10-1803-without-suspending-bitlocker/
08:34 <+layer-eight> * xe0n →  NEW: Upgrade to Windows 10 1803 without suspending BitLocker – Michael Niehaus' Windows and Office deployment ramblings
08:34 < xe0n> thats chool
08:34 < xe0n> that's cool*
08:34 < Gencade> it's like a show about a guy who becomes a grim reaper right
08:34 < plop> hmmm it is a standard naruto-like show
08:34 < Gencade> lots of filler?
08:34 < Gencade> it has like 366 episodes
08:35 < plop> from time to time. you should find a list of what episodes skip
08:35 < Gencade> is there a site for that
08:35 < Gencade> http://www.animefillerlist.com/shows/bleach
08:35 < plop> http://www.animefillerlist.com/shows/bleach
08:35 <+layer-eight> * Gencade →  Bleach Filler List | The Ultimate Anime Filler Guide
08:35 <+layer-eight> * plop →  Bleach Filler List | The Ultimate Anime Filler Guide
08:35 < plop> lol
08:36 < Gencade> jynx
08:36 < Gencade> I'll give bleach a shot
08:36 < plop> haha ok
08:59 < audia5> goodmorning
09:08 < xe0n> good evening
09:26 < audia5> good evening :)
09:27 < niklasye> good morning
09:34 < humpaxx> Morning
09:38 < plop> morning
09:39 < meowschwitz> hello
09:42 <@Nostalg14c> ayo fam
09:42 < Hatsjoe> Morning
09:43 < plop> sp Nostalg14c
09:43 < plop> sup*
09:43 <@Nostalg14c> Not much, just.. working on deployments and things.
09:43 <@Nostalg14c> Pretty bored. Yuo?
09:45 < plop> well, same here.. just tuning bits and bytes
09:45 < plop> and listening to new alva noto album <3
10:12 < Reverend> morning nerds!
10:29 < humpaxx> Does outlook (2013 or 2016) keep a seperate email adress cache for MAPI emails?
10:30 < humpaxx> When an external order app creates new mails with an attachment its undeliverable but taking the attached file and sending it manually through outlook works
10:31 < humpaxx> Im out of ideas at the moment.. thoughts?
10:44 < nohusuro> humpaxx: what's the undeliverable message you get?
10:48 < humpaxx> nohusuro: its saying the adress information is no longer valid (the domain has been migrated to office365 and the problem started after that)
10:50 < humpaxx> We had the same issue earlier but that was solved by removing the email adress from autocomplete
11:22 < Hatsjoe> Morning Reverend
11:28 < Reverend> hows it going Hatsjoe?
11:30 < Hatsjoe> Pretty good, how about yourself?
11:42 <+A-KO> fuck heartburn
11:49 < rootsudo> Man that's impressive
11:50 < rootsudo> my 3yr old macbook is worth 60-65% of purchase value
12:34 < Trapdoor> fuck me outlook won't respond
12:34 < Trapdoor> s/fuck/fuck,
12:34 <+layer-eight> [SED Trapdoor] fuck, me outlook won't respond
12:35 < Trapdoor> https://i.imgur.com/fiJ4blH.png please advise
12:35 <+layer-eight> * Trapdoor →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 66,083 bytes
12:46 < Trapdoor> ouch, just got 0/10 questions right on an rhcsa quiz
12:47 < Trapdoor> I'm willing to bet a chrome extension bugged out the quiz, yea that's probably it
12:48 < Trapdoor> 10 4-choice questions give a 5% chance of getting 0/10
12:55 < aaa__> this is virus
12:58 < Trapdoor> oh shit
12:58 < Trapdoor> everybody hit the deck
13:48 < plop> .bofh
13:48 <+layer-eight> BOFH Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.
14:10 < Sousapro> I really hate Reddit sometimes. The whole 'be edgelord, make posts, delete posts next day' thing that keeps happening is rather annoying.
14:18 < ceofreak> sup nerds
14:23 < ned0> h4ck 7h3 g1b50n
14:24 < onenerdyguy> mornin
14:32 < Casteil> *edgelard
14:32 < corn266> mornin
14:32 < onicrom> is anyone using mimecast in conjunction with gsuite?
14:33 < corn266> Any tips for someone who's about to overwrite the root directory of an encrypted drive with a backup of the partition yesterday?
14:34 < ned0> don't fuck it up!
14:34 < corn266> Shit i'll have to write that down
14:35 < meowschwitz> corn266: why are you doing that
14:35 < Casteil> >don't fuck up
14:35 < Casteil> good advice
14:36 < estranger> Good morning boys and girls
14:37 < giant_it_burrit> did you just set me to binary genders?
14:37 < giant_it_burrit> REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
14:37 < estranger> corn266: take a backup first.. and don't fuck up
14:37 < estranger> giant_it_burrit: yes I'm old and stuck in my 1990s ways
14:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> mornin fellas
14:38 < estranger> Check out my hypercolor shirt
14:38 < estranger> Now I want a egg McMuffin
14:40 < Trapdoor> can it be friday yet?
14:41 < estranger> It's my Friday all week!
14:41 < estranger> Actually no, Saturday
14:41 < onenerdyguy> then why you on here?
14:41 < corn266> meowschwitz: testing our remediation plan in case the system gets compromised or corrupted
14:42 < estranger> Paternal leave, need some IRC breaks :)
14:42 < onenerdyguy> ah
14:43 < estranger> Back to work Monday though
14:43 <+kbni> tomorrow is my Friday :D
14:43 <+kbni> then I get on a plane to Vegas :DD
14:44 < onenerdyguy> oh god why
14:44 <+kbni> because someone else is paying :D
14:44 < onenerdyguy> conference?
14:44 <+kbni> ye
14:45 < onenerdyguy> worthwhile conference or no
14:45 <+kbni> somewhat worthwhile
14:45 < onenerdyguy> so most conferences then yep
14:45 < giant_it_burrit> anyone here use mimecast
14:45 <+kbni> 40% of it will be useless faff, some of it is stuff I am actually interested in
14:45 <+ihre> 40% talks 60% beer?
14:46 <+kbni> our attendence is a requirement of our contract with the vendor (we're on a product council)
14:46 < onenerdyguy> ah
14:46 < onenerdyguy> well then yeah
14:46 < onenerdyguy> might as well make it an adventure
14:46 < Trapdoor> fuck me will someone hire me to play rocket league and smoke weed all day?
14:46 <+kbni> going to rent a bike and go sight seeing on the weekend
14:46 <+kbni> and endure the week long conference
14:46 <+ihre> Trapdoor: whats your hourly rate?
14:47 < onenerdyguy> kbni, by rent a bike I assume you mean buy a protistutue
14:47 <+kbni> nah I meant a motorcycle
14:47 <+kbni> but if my concierge is helpful..
14:47 < Trapdoor> idk ihre I need to pay rent, food, beer, drugs
14:47 < Trapdoor> also internet and other stuff
14:47 < Trapdoor> so... $50/hour?
14:47 <+ihre> no cant do
14:48 < Trapdoor> you drive a hard bargain ihre, $60/hour
14:48 <+kbni> $3/hr if you also do my scheduling and read my emails for me
14:48 < Trapdoor> let's meet half way at $55/hour
14:48 < onenerdyguy> tree-fiddy
14:48 < tsarbomba> $2.25/hr final offer
14:49 < Trapdoor> my stocks are up 2.5% today, if I'm able to maintain that indefinitely I should be golden at $2.25/hr
14:49 < Trapdoor> after a while I could probably hire you to play video games all day
14:49 < Trapdoor> there's no way this can go wrong
14:51 < estranger> Lol
14:51 < Nightcinder> well
14:51 < estranger> Sound logic
14:51 < Nightcinder> coworker brought in a coffee pot, it's a shitty 12 cup black and decker
14:51 < Nightcinder> but hey it's better than a keurig and i don't have to spend my money on a coffee pot
14:52 < Nightcinder> i'll just grind coffee and bring it in
14:52 < meowschwitz> oh jesus balls this gdpr bullshit
14:52 < estranger> Gdpr is fun!
14:53 < estranger> Even more fun with nosql and denormalized data sets!
14:53 < m3point14> Exactly - just like waterboarding!
14:54 < Nightcinder> "The Huffington Post recently reported that the average American consumes 2.1 cups per day, putting our numbers at $190 per year for the Coffee Potters and $800 for the K-Cuppers. "
14:54 < Nightcinder> $800 lol
14:54 < Anaphylaxis> that coffee?
14:54 < Anaphylaxis> rofl
14:54 < Anaphylaxis> how much for the dunks addicts
14:54 < estranger> Having the best of breed global replication sure does help with gdpr though  </self promotion>
14:55 < m3point14> 800 ? quite lowball figure ?
14:55 < m3point14> 1.70 per cup, 3cups a day, ~200 work days
14:55 < Nightcinder> my coworker says he spends $243 a year on kcups
14:55 < m3point14> hmm
14:55 < Nightcinder> $1.,]
14:55 < Nightcinder> $1.70 per cup??
14:55 < Nightcinder> for kcup?
14:55 < Nightcinder> what the fuck are you buying
14:55 < m3point14> 1.7CHF
14:55 < estranger> I got a refillable kcup thingy
14:55 < Anaphylaxis> ^ kcups i assume
14:55 < m3point14> comparable
14:56 < Nightcinder> 1 kcup is like 50c
14:56 < Nightcinder> for a decent kcup
14:56 < m3point14> holy balls 1020
14:56 <@Code_Man65> In soviet russa kcups refill you
14:56 < Nightcinder> 'decent'
14:56 < Anaphylaxis> Code_Man65, they do in america, too, technically
14:56 < Nightcinder> estranger: we do too but an actual drip coffee brewer is gonna make my life way easier
14:56 <@Code_Man65> My wife has a coffee brewer that does both kcup and drip
14:57 < Nightcinder> those usually make awful drip pots
14:57 < mkillebrew> I went for conventional drip, so I can have four cups ready
14:57 < Nightcinder> for some reason most drip brewers can't regulate temperature properly
14:57 < Nightcinder> to the point that there had to be a certification made that it actually brews coffee at proper temp/duration
14:58 < Nightcinder> p sad
14:58 < Nightcinder> SCAA certification
14:59 < Nightcinder> http://www.scaa.org/?page=cert2
14:59 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Specialty Coffee Association of America
15:02 < Dish> anyone have a recommendation for a self hosted knowledgebase / wiki software?
15:02 <@JollyRgrs> what about the Specialty Coffee Association of Tasmania?
15:02 < Nightcinder> ur a tasmania
15:03 < tsarbomba> scoopity-di-poopity, y'all
15:03 < humpaxx> Trapdoor: Less than 2 hours until this darn wednesdayworkday is over!
15:03 <@JollyRgrs> Dish: there's a handful of people in here that have talked about that before, if you don't get an answer soon, ask again in another hour or two
15:03 <@Code_Man65> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0Ld53Fp0Y
15:03 <+layer-eight> * Code_Man65 →  Taz Mania Intro - YouTube
15:03 < Nightcinder> https://www.amazon.com/Bonavita-BV1900TS-Carafe-Coffee-Stainless/dp/B00O9FO1HK i use the 5 cup version of this guy
15:04 <@JollyRgrs> Code_Man65: <3
15:04 < jaelae> hmm
15:04 < Dish> JollyRgrs: Will do, thanks
15:04 <@JollyRgrs> it might be more of our west coasters that do that, lol
15:04 < mkillebrew> Dish: mediawiki or dokuwiki are both good
15:04 < Nightcinder> i self hosted a mediawiki at my last job
15:04 < Nightcinder> was kind of a bitch
15:05 < jaelae> wassup peeps
15:05 < jaelae> i use confluence for all wikis at my job
15:05 < nohusuro> Dish: use gitlab :P
15:05 < tsarbomba> ATLASSIAN MONKEY! GET HIM
15:05 < jaelae> we use jira to track tickets and bug fixes for our app but confluence was good
15:05 < nohusuro> then you can also put code to your issues / wiki articles
15:05 < jaelae> its not bad really
15:05 < Nightcinder> confluence costs money
15:05 < jaelae> lots of hooks into it
15:05  * tsarbomba rabble rabble rabble
15:05 < Nightcinder> and my last boss woudln't pay for it
15:05 <@JollyRgrs> jaelae: when i see your name, i think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9haW5bQOc
15:05 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  Batman ulae ulae - YouTube
15:05 < jaelae> i didnt know he wanted free :)
15:06 < Nightcinder> i know i'm just pointing it out
15:06 < jaelae> thats not me
15:06 < jaelae> i do sound like that though
15:06 < jaelae> i see lots of places going with sharepoint
15:06 < jaelae> because of office365 inclusions
15:06  * tsarbomba slaps jaelae
15:06 < mkillebrew> gitlab doesn't satisfy his requirements of self hosted, at least not for free
15:06 <@JollyRgrs> jaelae: he did not specify free
15:07 <@JollyRgrs> just self-hosted
15:07 < mkillebrew> oh wait, there is a free self-hosted for gitlab, for private use
15:07 < jaelae> for confluence i paid $10 self hosted for 10 users
15:07 < Dish> I'm not opposed to spending money on the right solution, thanks for all the suggestions guys
15:07 < jaelae> we are now into 400+ users but when it was 10 users thats not a bad price :0
15:07 < jaelae> they wanna get the small guys $10 one time fee
15:08 <@JollyRgrs> dangit
15:08 <@JollyRgrs> I KEEP FRIGGIN forgetting to bring in an HDMI cable
15:08 <@JollyRgrs> this one VGA monitor is killing me with its less-sharp icons and text
15:09 <@JollyRgrs> my eyes get blurry every time i use my right screen :/
15:09 < int0x1C8> unfocus your eyes gohan, you'll see them better
15:09 < jaelae> let a  coworker bunch you in the face - the blurred vision might make the blurred monitor look normal
15:09 <+ihre> Dish: https://github.com/gollum/gollum is pretty nice / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj1qqK3Oku8
15:09 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  Gollum, wiki built on top of Git, used by GitHub Wiki - YouTube
15:09 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  GitHub → gollum → gollum → A simple, Git-powered wiki with a sweet API and local frontend. → @ ~ 19 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 9,177 → Forks: 1,408 → ☹ 88
15:12 < alazare619> COME ON GOHAN!
15:12 < alazare619> GOHAN DO IT!
15:12 <@JollyRgrs> anime refs are lost on me
15:12 < Nightcinder> JollyRgrs: lol i just replaced a guy who had two vga monitors
15:12 < alazare619> always felt like goku pushed gohan i na way he didnt wana go
15:12 <@JollyRgrs> except something about going super sayan or something
15:13 < Nightcinder> the previous guy actually put in a usb2.0 dock to use two VGA connections instead of using the HDMI connection on the computer
15:13 <@JollyRgrs> Nightcinder: 4:3? lol
15:13 < Nightcinder> no 1080 acers with vga and dvi
15:13 < alazare619> JollyRgrs:  its ultra instinct now
15:13 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, TETSUOOOOOO
15:13 <@JollyRgrs> eww
15:13 < felda> JollyRgrs confirmed closet weeaboo
15:13 < Nightcinder> he now has two dells with HDMI
15:13 < Nightcinder> P2417H's
15:13 <@JollyRgrs> felda: closet? lol i don't even
15:14 <@JollyRgrs> what's tetsuooooo?
15:14 < int0x1C8> MIGATTE NO GOKUI
15:14 <@Code_Man65> FLCL
15:14 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs, a line from akira
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> is that the one with the red motorcycle?
15:15 <@Code_Man65> JollyRgrs:  No
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> i remember a guy in HS that always wore an anime shirt with some girl on a red motorcycle
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> oh
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> dang
15:15 < felda> a critically acclaimed anime movie which was kinda goofed because it left some important stuff out from the manga
15:15 <@Code_Man65> Oh, Akira?  Yes, it has the red motorcycle
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> yeah
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> ok, i thought that was on the shirt (the name akira)
15:15 <@JollyRgrs> see? i pick up on stuff, lol
15:16 < felda> New season of Full Metal Panic! is doing it for me
15:17 < int0x1C8> I saw that
15:17 <@JollyRgrs> full metal panic at the disco?
15:17 < int0x1C8> wanted to rewatch the first seasons of panic
15:17 < int0x1C8> forgot how old it was :/
15:17  * JollyRgrs is too sexy for his hat
15:17 < int0x1C8> first season aired in 2002
15:17 < felda> also Hinamatsuri is doing a pretty good job following the manga
15:17 < felda> getting those good laughs
15:18 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: I disagree, and I'm an expert.
15:19 < felda> One of my friends recommended Black Clover and I've been trying to watch it, but I'm having doubts
15:19 < felda> He watches anime only in dubs and the main character literally only screams the whole time
15:20 < int0x1C8> I can't watch dubbed, except for the classics like DBZ, yuyu hakusho, etc
15:21 < Hatter> I dropped off the anime scene after akira and ninja scroll
15:21 < Hatter> has there been anything good since?
15:22 < Hatter> and I don't mean the majority of it which is geared towards pedophiles
15:22 < int0x1C8> a lot of communication in anime is how something is said, not what is said
15:22 < int0x1C8> english dubs never transfer quite fully
15:23 < int0x1C8> anyway, I'm stoked on the new highschool dxd season
15:23 < felda> YES
15:23 < int0x1C8> just a nice anime about TITTEHS
15:23 < felda> another cultured elite like me
15:24 < felda> if you aren't watching Highschool DxD are you even a man?
15:24 < int0x1C8> I love how uncomplicated it is
15:25 < int0x1C8> dude gets power, every chick wants his D, they all have tig ol bitties, generous fan service
15:25 < Hatter> but how old are these ladies
15:25 < Hatter> better, how old do they look?
15:25 < int0x1C8> highschool
15:26 < Hatter> then on the anime scale they probably look 6 years old
15:26 < int0x1C8> or rather, 'anime highschool'
15:27 < int0x1C8> https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dxdfanon/images/4/44/Character_Profile_image_Rias_Gremory.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151206132058
15:27 <+layer-eight> * int0x1C8 →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 65,155 bytes
15:27 < int0x1C8> sfw
15:30 < vinrock> id rather a co worker saw me staring at real tits than that
15:30 < Hatter> it wasn't really sfw was it
15:30 <+hxcsp> it was
15:30 < vinrock> not safe from ridicule
15:30 <+hxcsp> but you would still be judged
15:30 < Hatter> well describe it please
15:30 <+hxcsp> highschool anime
15:30 < vinrock> anime schoolgirl
15:31 < int0x1C8> hehe
15:31 <+hxcsp> its the kind of anime you would see if a 16 year old was uploading their desktop screenshots to deviantart
15:31 < int0x1C8> NIPPON SAIKYO
15:31 < SynMonger> weeb waifu
15:32 <@cryptic1> hxcsp, so felda did it then
15:32 <+hxcsp> probably
15:32 < felda> NANI?!
15:33 < int0x1C8> omae wa mo shindeiru
15:34 < Casteil> vinrock: well, at least it's not as fucked up as half the ecchi/fanservice shit that exists these days
15:34 < felda> the only big anime I've never watched it Jojo
15:34 < Casteil> "she's actually 600 years old!"
15:34 < vinrock> i still have no idea wtf ecchi is
15:34 < felda> ecchi is basically their word for lewd
15:34 < Casteil> think softcore porn but anime
15:34 < vinrock> oh softcore
15:34 < int0x1C8> ecchi lit. means "naughty"
15:34 < vinrock> gotcha
15:34 < felda> vinrock is into BL novels
15:34 <+TuxedoJack> Jesus Christ, /r/ is that way
15:35 < Casteil> basically boobies and upskirt shots
15:35 <+TuxedoJack> */e/
15:35 < Casteil> but no sex
15:35 < int0x1C8> BOYZU RABU
15:35 < vinrock> yeah that shits weird
15:35 < felda> TuxedoJack also enjoys a nice Boys Love novel
15:35 < vinrock> im satisfied with one punch man
15:35 <+TuxedoJack> felda: and? It's common knowledge I go both ways
15:35 < int0x1C8> one punch man is a diamond among shit
15:35 < Casteil> vinrock: tip of the ice berg, there's a whole 5 miles of depth below :P
15:35 < felda> is it though?
15:35 < Casteil> one punch man is ridiculous, but in a good way
15:36 <+hxcsp> am i the only person here who prefers real porn?
15:36 < vinrock> yeah man that show is fucking dope
15:36 < felda> OPM is gonna be hype once it catches up to the web comic
15:36 < int0x1C8> Casteil, thats the point
15:36 < vinrock> and its funny
15:36 < felda> hxcsp yes literally the only person
15:36 <+hxcsp> seems like it
15:36 < Casteil> hxcsp: Probably not, but we were just talking about how the bulk of anime is fanservice/ecchi shit these days
15:36 < felda> I can't even with 2D porn anymore
15:36 < felda> "I'm gonna smash your cervix"
15:36 < felda> uhhh please dont
15:36 < vinrock> hawt
15:36 < int0x1C8> its a parody of all the stupid tropes in fighting animes
15:36 < Hatter> I have an excellent idea! Let's change the subject.
15:37 < int0x1C8> DBZ, bleach, whatever
15:37 < int0x1C8> yeah fine, I have ironpython to write anyway
15:37 < Casteil> I grew up on DBZ so I appreciate one punch man
15:37 < betrayed> yeah the drives are the issue
15:38 < felda> where were you when it happened?
15:38 < felda> where were you when Kanye said slavery was a choice?
15:38 < int0x1C8> did he really say that?
15:39 < felda> on video
15:39 <+TuxedoJack> felda: honestly, I stopped going after anime about 10 years ago. Used to be a huge weeb
15:39 <+TuxedoJack> https://i.imgur.com/YSfVtc1.jpg
15:39 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 1,641,574 bytes
15:39 <+TuxedoJack> Case in fucking point
15:39 < felda> int0x1C8 just do a quick google search it's at the top
15:39 < felda> TuxedoJack pls no
15:39 <+ihre> lol, DOS for dummies :D
15:39 < felda> I wish I had the money to by novels and dvds ;_;
15:40 <+TuxedoJack> THat was from when I had 100% disposable income
15:40 <+DomLS3> s/by/buy porn
15:40 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/felda] I wish I had the money to buy porn novels and dvds ;_;
15:40 < int0x1C8> the oxford dictionary really needs to update the definition of social trainwreck to a picture of kanye
15:40 <+DomLS3> yeah kanye is going off the deep end
15:40 <+DomLS3> dude on TMZ was about to stab him lol
15:40 < Casteil> I definitely don't anime as much as I used to
15:40 < int0x1C8> he has been for a long while now
15:40 < Casteil> I'll still watch the occasional decent one though; like one punch man
15:41 < Hatter> I heard the crips threatened kanye
15:41 < Hatter> was that credible?
15:41 <+DomLS3> I hope so
15:41 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: ...if that's a huge weeb, I don't even want to know what I am.
15:41 <+DomLS3> Kanye needs to disappear
15:42 < mal_will> Haha crips threatening kanye
15:42 <+TuxedoJack> GreyKite: there's tons of DVD boxsets on the other side
15:42 <+TuxedoJack> Rare ones, too, like old ADV stuff
15:42 < tsarbomba> anyone here using a fidget spinner in a manner inconsistent with the instructions
15:42 <+TuxedoJack> The original black Eva boxsets, the Sailor Moon ADV versions, et cetera
15:42 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: yeah, I've got that too, I really miss the days of 100% disposable income
15:42 < mal_will> Kanye is his own biggest threat
15:42 < int0x1C8> tsarbomba, you're not supposed to rectally insert it
15:42 < GreyKite> oooooh I don't have the ADV Sailor Moon
15:42 < tsarbomba> i respectfully disagree
15:42 < vinrock> I actually like Kanye now
15:43 <+TuxedoJack> GreyKite: I got those two, the 2 Cloverleaf seasons, and the movie boxsets
15:43 <+TuxedoJack> And StarS as subs
15:43 < tsarbomba> kenrin is kanye's biggest fan now
15:43 < Heresiarch> heh. So Anno wasn't able to entirely vault out the original NGE. XD
15:43 < mal_will> Now?
15:43 <+TuxedoJack> Crystal and the godawful live-action BSSM too
15:43 <+TuxedoJack> Even the rare as fuck terrifying DiC version
15:43 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: nice
15:43 < mal_will> That lipo/opiod rant really turned it around, huh?
15:43 < vinrock> DEEK
15:44 < mal_will> "I didn't want y'all to call me fat! This is your fault. 7 pills a day!"
15:44 < GreyKite> I don't even want to know what's going on
15:45 < int0x1C8> TuxedoJack you have terrible organization
15:45 < mal_will> Kanye's meltdown on tmz
15:45 < mal_will> ^
15:45 < GreyKite> int0x1C8: you would hate my setup, I have the same level of randomness plus stuff is stacked behind stuff
15:46 <+hxcsp> kanye is getting liposuction?
15:46 <+hxcsp> wtf
15:46 < int0x1C8> I think he already did?
15:46 <+hxcsp> Did they add his extra fat to Kim's ass?
15:46 < int0x1C8> hope so
15:47 <+hxcsp> that must be how it keeps getting bigger
15:47 <+hxcsp> makes sense now
15:47 < int0x1C8> hope it got infected and will now rot off
15:47 < vinrock> man that ass is so nasty
15:47 < vinrock> i was watching joe rogan podcast rerun where he was talkin bout it
15:47 < vinrock> looks like a full diaper
15:47 < mal_will> Lol hxcsp the code has been cracked
15:48 <+hxcsp> i mean it makes perfect sense really
15:48 < mal_will> And the other dude being like, " I like fake asses too" vinrock
15:48 < vinrock> nicki minaj got the same fake butt thing goin on
15:48 < mal_will> Nuh man. No bueno
15:49 < Nightcinder> https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/83043747222396929
15:49 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  Kim Kardashian West on Twitter: "I'm a slave for you... @KrisHumphries"
15:49 < Nightcinder> 🍿
15:49 < Nightcinder> people brought this back up
15:49 < Nightcinder> lol
15:50 < mal_will> Having Kanye in your house seems rough
15:51 < vinrock> dude imagine being a dude in that household drowning in estrogen
15:51 < vinrock> no wonder hes going nuts
15:51 < mal_will> Like when a toddler learns to strike matches properly
15:51 <+TuxedoJack> int0x1C8: I moved in and had to get them on shelves, never had time to properly do 'em
15:51 < mal_will> Not sure that's how estrogen works...
15:51 < int0x1C8> excuses... :|
15:52 < vinrock> bruce couldn't handle it and look what happened to him
15:53 < Nightcinder> tristan figured it out
15:55 < khelpw> Does anyone here have a preferred microsoft licensing specialist/volume license guy?
15:56 < khelpw> Or do most of you just get em from a CDW/Techdata/Ingram sorta place?
15:56 < vinrock> cdw
15:56 <+TuxedoJack> Straight from Dell
15:56 < khelpw> I guess my concern here is sorting out how many of what CALs we need - cause right now the company has basically none
15:56 < khelpw> :D
15:56 < mal_will> Cdw type place if not lenovo
15:57 <+TuxedoJack> PURCHASING_ADMIN [8:55 AM] Like, most of us only need THREE monitors. Why the hell does a doctor need SIX?
15:57 < Nightcinder> >need
15:57 <+TuxedoJack> PURCHASING_ADMIN [8:56 AM] Unless it's compensation for something
15:57 < Nightcinder> sounds like that purchasing admin only needs 1 monitor
15:58 < khelpw> I can use VAMT to get an idea for the windows licenses we're missing (plenty of those) but for example we have no user/device CALs for any of the (numerous) servers we've got
15:58 < vinrock> i thought that was industry standard
15:58 < mal_will> Imagine undocking your laptop and losing the layout from the 6 screens
15:58 < mal_will> "minutes of pedantry, lost"
15:58 < khelpw> f/e 3 DCs, a TS box that has ~40 users logging into it, bunch of application servers etc
15:59 < mal_will> Dang khelpw. Do you have a cdw type purchaser?
16:00 < khelpw> :D no.
16:00 < khelpw> they buy shit either retail (micro center) or from random, ghetto ebay sellers for the most part
16:00 < khelpw> occasionally through PCNation.com or other sites.
16:01 < khelpw> Is CDW pretty much the best out of the common, major vendors in terms of pricing still?
16:01 < vinrock> cdw is expensive
16:01 < khelpw> What's a cheaper alternative?
16:02 < vinrock> i use them because i got a rep that just takes care of shit for me, i can be like 'yo dawg i need x licenses get me the best price and make sure i got the right ones for what i need" and they do it
16:02 < khelpw> Well, that's certainly helpful
16:02 < vinrock> 'honestly im for the most part cdw/amazon/newegg
16:02 < vinrock> i dont buy from provantage any more
16:02 < vinrock> cought items changing price in my cart right before checkout
16:03 < vinrock> they told me this is normal behavior as prices change
16:03 < vinrock> i was like lol get fucked
16:04 < khelpw> Yeah, that's pretty shady. What about licensing advisors. Microsoft licensing is a wall of grey fog to me and it seems like the depth of my unknowing on the subject knows no bound
16:04 < khelpw> every time I think "well there can't possibly be anything else we would need to be compliant" a whole new layer of hellishness opens before me.
16:04 < vinrock> ms licensing is a complete shitshow
16:05 < khelpw> Exactly, and so if I'm going to go through the (considerable) expense of becoming compliant, I'd at least like to have some confidence that I'm actually goddamn compliant
16:05 < vinrock> https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/licensing/learn-more/training-accreditation.aspx
16:05 < vinrock> read up and contact a cdw rep
16:05 < Nightcinder> man fuck CDW
16:05 < Nightcinder> they won't stop calling me
16:05 < Nightcinder> i've resorted to picking the phone up and hanging it back up
16:06 < JFDkthx> Nightcinder: have you told them to stop calling you
16:06 < vinrock> same person?
16:06 < Nightcinder> yes it's a new rep
16:06 < Nightcinder> they stopped leaving VM's too
16:06 < vinrock> yeah i get that sometimes
16:06 < Nightcinder> so when i first started here
16:06 < vinrock> currently dealing with like 3 of them that are fuckin spamming my inbox non stop
16:06 < Nightcinder> i tried to contact them for quotes on something
16:06 < Nightcinder> cause it said 'call for pricing'
16:06 < vinrock> they forward their old unanswered mesages begging me for bidness
16:06 < Nightcinder> and got radio silence
16:06 < Nightcinder> now all of a sudden they won't leave me alone
16:07 < khelpw> The issue is that I have a decent understanding of 2016 licensing because of the reading I've done, the issue is that we've got boxes going all the way back to 2008 non R2.
16:07 < JFDkthx> Nightcinder: forward their calls to the cisco hold music line
16:07 < Casteil> why do people get such a hardon for bashing miller/coors/budweiser?
16:07 < Nightcinder> because it's pisswater?
16:07 < vinrock> because it's shitty ass drunkwater
16:07 < Zrane> khelpw, I just buy a DC license for each host.  Makes life easier.
16:07 <+hxcsp> we buy shit from amazon
16:07 < Zrane> vinrock: Coors original is good lawn mowing beer.
16:07 < Nightcinder> Zrane: same
16:07 <+hxcsp> cant beat 2 day shipping
16:07 < ravioli> they don't give that blue ribbon out for nothin, don't ya know
16:07 < Casteil> it seems a bit like going to mcdonalds once expecting gourmet food then continuing to bitch for the rest of your life how it wasn't the best thing you've ever had
16:07 < vinrock> coors original is drinkable
16:07 < vinrock> buttweiper is a travesty
16:08 < Casteil> bud/coors/miller isn't meant to be high quality craft beer, it's meant to be cheap alcohol
16:08 < vinrock> coors lite is straight up alchoholic water meant for alchoholics
16:08 < khelpw> I wish, man. We've got 5 hosts at one site, 6 at another with probably 8-12 cores apiece.
16:08 < vinrock> miller is for young girls that just discovered beer'
16:08 <+hxcsp> vinrock: you mean piss water
16:08 < Hatter> what's everyones favorite and free IPAM?
16:08 < Nightcinder> coors lite is like natty ice
16:08 < vinrock> nah natty ice has more flavor
16:08 < Casteil> I actually didn't mind Coors
16:08 < ravioli> hxcsp: you mean Pißwasser
16:08 < JFDkthx> and it's the best
16:08 < Hatter> Heineken?! Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON
16:08 <+hxcsp> Hatter: i use phpipam
16:08 < vinrock> Yuengling all the way
16:09 < Casteil> I'm not sure if I've ever had budweiser or miller
16:09 < Nightcinder> PBR lol
16:09 < Casteil> I usually drink stouts/porters/weissbiers
16:09 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
16:09 < JFDkthx> vinrock: if you're not drinking XX you're wrong.
16:09 < Nightcinder> i'm gonna go throw up now
16:09 <+layer-eight> * Hatter →  Blue Velvet Pabst Blue Ribbon - YouTube
16:09 < niklasye> tsingtao!
16:09 <+hxcsp> Shiner
16:09 < Casteil> i.e. Guinness, Bell's Oberon, etc
16:09 < ravioli> hxcsp: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VBbYKW0-E9c/maxresdefault.jpg
16:09 <+layer-eight> * ravioli →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 117,242 bytes
16:09 < vinrock> XX makes me wana barf the next day idk why
16:09 < Nightcinder> most beer does that
16:09 <+hxcsp> lol
16:09 < JFDkthx> hxcsp: i miss shiner
16:09 < JFDkthx> a lot
16:09 < JFDkthx> texas was a good time in my life
16:09 < vinrock> Sapporo thats brewed in Japan is imo what Buttweiper is supposed to taste like
16:09 < Casteil> I don't get how people like Corona though
16:09 <+DomLS3> You know what really grinds my gears? Techs who call Hiren's Boot CD a password "cracker" instead of "resetter"
16:09 < corn266> XX tastes like corned beef
16:09 <+hxcsp> texas has good beer
16:10 < ravioli> i'm from maine and i feel bad saying this but everyone else's local beer tastes like ass
16:10 < JFDkthx> corn266: i like corned beef
16:10 <+TuxedoJack> DomLS3: Fucking hell, it does so much more
16:10 < ravioli> fight me irl
16:10 < Casteil> Corona, Modello... I've had numerous mexican beers and they all taste pretty gross
16:10 < corn266> LONE STAR LONE STAR LONE STAR
16:10 < Hatter> I'll rephrase my question, what's the BEST open source and free IPAM system?
16:10 < vinrock> you dont need hirens to reset a pw
16:10 <+DomLS3> TuxedoJack: Well I know that, but it's mainly used for resetting local passwords
16:10 < vinrock> just a windows install disc
16:10 <+hxcsp> Hatter: phpipam free open source
16:10 <+TuxedoJack> vinrock: or TuxPE, since it includes NTPWEdit in there
16:11 < vinrock> I dont mind Corona since im brainwashed to thnk it reminds me of summertime
16:11 < vinrock> but if its not summertime fuck that shit
16:11 < Trapdoor> mmm summertime
16:11 < Hatter> hxcsp: I'll check it out thanks
16:11 < vinrock> almost here!
16:11 < Trapdoor> I should have a corona, reminds of summertime
16:11 <+DomLS3> Summertime is upon us, fellow dickheads
16:12 < vinrock> damn this kinda makes me wana drink corona on the maiden kayaking voyage of the season
16:12 < corn266> where tf was spring
16:12 <+DomLS3> spring had a midlife crisis and decided to become gender-x
16:12 <+DomLS3> so it was really winter
16:12 < Hatter> hxcsp: does that floating image/ad stay on the bottom of yours, or is that just this demo?
16:12 < vinrock> the transition seasons are obsolete
16:12 < vinrock> it's straight up winter/summer/winter/summer now
16:13 <+DomLS3> Fall is in there
16:13 < vinrock> i think its gona be like 85 today
16:13 <+DomLS3> spring is the only one that's situational
16:13 < vinrock> might hit 90 tomorrow
16:13 < vinrock> it was like, 40 on the weekend
16:13 < Hatter> hxcsp: the hosterdam ad
16:15 < vinrock> https://www.zdnet.com/article/google-maps-user-beware-attackers-using-url-sharing-to-send-you-to-shady-sites/
16:15 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  Google Maps user? Beware attackers using URL-sharing to send you to shady sites | ZDNet
16:15 < vinrock> i didn't ask your opinion
16:15 < vinrock> stupid bot
16:15 < Psi-Jack> Would you like it destroyed?
16:16 < vinrock> no its ok
16:16 < vinrock> im just having mood swings
16:16 < Psi-Jack> Ripped apart wire by wire, chip by chip, capacitor by capacitor, slowly, painfully, and without desoldering?
16:16 < Psi-Jack> :)
16:17 < vinrock> that sounded slightly erotic
16:19  * Psi-Jack widens an eye. 
16:20 < Psi-Jack> Mmmm, lunch has arrived? ;)
16:21 < GreyKite> Lunch?
16:22 < aName> Is there somewhere I can find out if a particular executable would/should have been changed with an update to windows?
16:23 < aName> SEP is complaining that CompatTelRunner has changed since the last time it was run.
16:23 < aName> Which is... odd.
16:24 < Nightcinder> really LG? https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/LG-G7-7-1440x1080.jpg
16:24 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 127,489 bytes
16:25 < Psi-Jack> Nightcinder: Heh.
16:25 < Psi-Jack> Apple sets trends. It's a thing.
16:25 < aName> Nightcinder: What's the problem?
16:26 < Nightcinder> it's an android iphone basically
16:26 < vinrock> aname compare the hash to one on another machine
16:26 < aName> vinrock: That's not the question
16:26 < Nightcinder> LG was nice enough to let us take the phones outside and see the display under the sun for ourselves, and the results were not that impressive.
16:26 < Nightcinder> lol rip
16:26 < aName> vinrock: The question is 'was the change expected'?
16:26 < aName> vinrock: Not 'did it change?'
16:26 < vinrock> my answer was :  maybe it didnt change and sep just sucks a dick
16:28 < abakedapplepie> well
16:28 < abakedapplepie> sep does suck dick
16:28 < abakedapplepie> so
16:28 < vinrock> i was looking at carbon black earlier today
16:28 < abakedapplepie> lol why are people so angry about 'the notch'
16:28 < vinrock> i got a feelin that company is like 80% ux/marketing staff
16:28 < abakedapplepie> its free, extra screen space
16:29 < abakedapplepie> that you otherwise wouldnt have
16:29 < bomb> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2w
16:29 <+layer-eight> * bomb →  Pet Shop Boys - Domino Dancing - YouTube
16:33 <+TuxedoJack> aName: fuck CompatTelRunner, that shit needs to fucking die in a fire along with DiagTrack
16:33 <+TuxedoJack> Slows shit the fuck down and makes disk usage go through the roof
16:33 < Hatter> hxcsp: hmmm?
16:34 <+hxcsp> Hatter: https://gyazo.com/da1467988cd497c803ae831c4e0e67db   thats whats at the bottom of mine
16:34 <+layer-eight> * hxcsp →  Screenshot - da1467988cd497c803ae831c4e0e67db - Gyazo
16:34 < Nightcinder> hey
16:34 < Hatter> oh right sorry
16:34 < Nightcinder> which O365 sub do you guys use
16:34 < Hatter> that's a bit annoying
16:34 <+hxcsp> im also the only person that looks at this so, i dont mind
16:34 < Nightcinder> proplus or e3
16:34 <+hxcsp> im sure it can be edited out or whatever somehow
16:34 < Nightcinder> i guess you need e3
16:35 < Nightcinder> business premium sounds nice..
16:39 < Nightcinder> i don't..think? we need any of the e3 features
16:39 < vinrock> man i want vizio
16:39 < Nightcinder> i have 5 licenses
16:39 < Nightcinder> always hated using it in school
16:39 < vinrock> i cant justify paying that just so i can draw shapes a couple times a year
16:40 < Heresiarch> vinrock: draw.io ?
16:40 < corn266> "Who decides whether or not we get the local pd involved?" "Well, sir, if we have a break in, then we'll probably call the police" "Okay, make sure that's in the policy"
16:40 < vinrock> oh shit i totally forgot about draw.io
16:40 < vinrock> thanks!
16:40 < Nightcinder> e3 is $36k/yr
16:40 < Heresiarch> np
16:40 < Nightcinder> business premium is 22.5k/yr
16:40 < Nightcinder> fuck email is expensive
16:41 < vinrock> what is that for unlimited users
16:41 < Nightcinder> that's for 150 users
16:41 < vinrock> you just need email?
16:41 < Nightcinder> our office is 2013
16:42 < vinrock> exchange online is like 4bux/mo/usr
16:42 < Nightcinder> i'm thinking business premium would be best
16:42 < Nightcinder> exchange/office/skype
16:43 < Nightcinder> could always purchase different licenses for different users
16:44 < scwizard> so like yesturday
16:44 < scwizard> i was searching for how to make it so that a mounted dir inside a docker container had the appropriate permissions
16:45 < scwizard> it turns out there's no right way to do that as far as I can tell, just like 5 wrong ways
16:46 < scwizard> I'd love for someone to tell me otherwise
16:46 < scwizard> so uhh
16:46 < scwizard> good morning?
16:46 < scwizard> happy humpday?
16:47 <+TuxedoJack> Dafuq is this shit
16:47 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.yourslide.com/
16:47 < vinrock> HUUUMP DAYEEEEEEEEEE
16:47 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  APPLICATION/OCTET-STREAM Document, 0 bytes
16:47 <+TuxedoJack> One of my users just got that thing
16:47 <+TuxedoJack> Looks like useless dickwaving
16:48 <+hxcsp> hmm
16:48 < Nightcinder> TuxedoJack: wtf lol
16:48 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: well then
16:48 < Nightcinder> holy shit that's expensive
16:48 < vinrock> https://www.yourslide.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/2017-05-09-09.15.23-1.jpg
16:48 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 508,188 bytes
16:48 < vinrock> LOOK AT HOW RICH I AM
16:48 <+TuxedoJack> For 2 1080p laptop panels
16:48 <+TuxedoJack> vinrock: the fucker wants to drive 6 panels off his Precision 7520
16:49 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: yeah looks dumb and fragile
16:49 <+TuxedoJack> I told him to get a fucking graphics card dock
16:49 < vinrock> hah
16:49 < Nightcinder> i mean i think it's neat
16:49 <+TuxedoJack> Over Thunderbolt
16:49 < GreyKite> if you want a damn workstation get a damn workstation
16:49 < Nightcinder> but it costs waaaay too much
16:49 <+TuxedoJack> GreyKite: he wants a lappy
16:49 < vinrock> that would be pretty rad for inconveniencing the person sitting next to you on the airplane
16:49 <+TuxedoJack> He's a pain care doc
16:49 <+TuxedoJack> And a total dickbag
16:49 < Nightcinder> € 349.00 excluding VAT
16:49 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: then get him a dock? I dunno, that looks useless to me
16:50 < vinrock> does it have an extra battery or does it just hose yours
16:50 < GreyKite> I only see your battery going from 100 to 0 real quick
16:50 <+hxcsp> interesting concept poor execution
16:50 < Nightcinder> it's definitely neat
16:50 < Nightcinder> but i'd rather just a single additional monitor
16:50 < GreyKite> neat, sure, practical, meh
16:50 <+TuxedoJack> vinrock: from the look of it, no extra battery
16:50 < Nightcinder> TuxedoJack: does he already have it
16:50 < Nightcinder> or did he just order it
16:50 < GreyKite> Oooof fuck that
16:50 < scwizard> speaking of rich people
16:50 <+TuxedoJack> Nightcinder: He has it
16:50 < scwizard> i'm still jealous of the lady here who has a model S
16:50 < vinrock> you should introduce him to pico projectors
16:50 < Nightcinder> pics
16:50 < vinrock> ew
16:51 < Nightcinder> i mean
16:51 < vinrock> 'hi sir my name is blahblahblah im calling from international research company..."
16:51 < Nightcinder> i think it's neat
16:51 < Nightcinder> but yeah
16:51 < vinrock> these calls
16:51 < vinrock> ugh
16:51 < GreyKite> TuxedoJack: and does he complain about his battery life?
16:51 < Nightcinder> it's like those usb powered monitors of 8 years ago
16:51 < GreyKite> or just always have it plugged in?
16:51 < scwizard> i wonder if/when google opens an Austin office
16:51 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: fuck those things and everyone who wants me to set one up for them
16:52 < scwizard> if they're still gonna allow so much politics shitposting
16:52 < scwizard> i was reading a new york times article on how google's internal stuffs is full of political arguments
16:52 < Nightcinder> GreyKite: what is there to set up
16:52 < Nightcinder> you plug it in
16:52 <+TuxedoJack> GreyKite: nope, because that Precision 7520 is brand-fuckin'-new
16:52 < vinrock> i read that article
16:52 < vinrock> they already lost control of it
16:52 < scwizard> but I feel like in Austin people generally have an attitude of "yeah people have a lot of different political views so lets not talk about it and instead do work"
16:53 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: the DisplayLink drivers which don't play nice with the shitty image that we use here
16:53 < vinrock> they're gona staff it with like minded people
16:53 < Nightcinder> oic
16:53 < scwizard> vinrock: so like? people from san fran?
16:53 < scwizard> if you have an austin office
16:53 < Nightcinder> we have startech docks
16:53 < Nightcinder> that use those drivers
16:53 < vinrock> yeah thats what id expect
16:53 < scwizard> you need to staff it with austinites
16:53 < Nightcinder> that i'm trying to replace
16:53 < scwizard> otherwise what's the point
16:54 < scwizard> oh they're building a skyscrapper for their office
16:54 < vinrock> i think its all smoke and mirrors
16:54 < scwizard> https://www.bizjournals.com/austin/news/2017/09/19/a-dog-park-and-food-trailer-in-the-sky-inside.html
16:54 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: we have Targus docks that are only used by one particular position that use those drivers
16:54 < vinrock> keeps the heat on google and off alphabet
16:55 < vinrock> while their other companies are hurredly working on the development of skynet
16:55 < scwizard> the top 5 floors were done in 2017
16:55 < Nightcinder> GreyKite: the guys i replaced were stupid fucks
16:55 < scwizard> wait nm i misread
16:55 < Nightcinder> like, they had two acer monitors that were dvi/vga only, and a computer that had vga and hdmi
16:55 < Nightcinder> what do they do?
16:55 < Nightcinder> ADD A USB 2.0 DOCK FOR DUAL VGA MONITORS
16:55 < Nightcinder> slfda;kghldsfhgklsdjhf
16:56 < scwizard> the impression i get is they don't have a real austin office yet
16:56 < Nightcinder> i replaced him with two dell P2417H's, one HDMI one VGA and no dock and he was like 'wow this is so much better'
16:56 < scwizard> just like a google fiber satellite mostly
16:56 < corn266> <Windows 10 1803 Update> "Hey we just need to uninstall McAfee because it isn't compatible"
16:56 < corn266> You fuckin what
16:56 < giant_it_burrit> it isnt
16:56 < scwizard> lol
16:56 < giant_it_burrit> with anything
16:56 < scwizard> fuck mcafee tho
16:57 < giant_it_burrit> ^ this guy gets it
16:57 < Nightcinder> corn266: why would you have mcafee
16:57 < corn266> Da gubberment
16:57 < scwizard> corn266: ?????????/ the gov is on windows 10/
16:57 < scwizard> how did that happen
16:58 < scwizard> i thought they were still on xp
16:58 < vinrock> you guys read about this north korean AV that was found to be using a modified trend micro scanning engine
16:58 < scwizard> ok it's almost 10 i should do work and such
16:58 < vinrock> and apparently it whitelists some unknown nork malware
16:58 < GreyKite> Nightcinder: I am a stupid fuck because I continue to work here
16:59 < giant_it_burrit> vinrock: good
16:59 < giant_it_burrit> then we know what to look for
16:59 < GreyKite> vinrock: are you really suprised?
16:59 < Nightcinder> I've spent my year here fixing messes
16:59 <+TuxedoJack> vinrock: and that is why we have offline scans in PE where you can mount the registry hives and scan
16:59 <+TuxedoJack> Won't do shit for online, but fuck it
16:59 < vinrock> shit my mind was blown to learn nk even had an antivirus
16:59 < abakedapplepie> lol
16:59 < giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: any exp with mimecast
16:59 < giant_it_burrit> ?
16:59 < abakedapplepie> they have their own linux distro why not
17:00 < Hatter> I've been using mimecast for about a month
17:00 <+TuxedoJack> giant_it_burrit: the last time I cast a mime, it was into the River Seine
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> mac os:korea
17:00 <+TuxedoJack> Silent-ass fuckers
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> so no
17:00 < Hatter> but I'm jumping on a conference call just now
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> got it
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> Hatter: with gsuite?
17:00 < vinrock> i hope this korea thing pans out
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> or o365
17:00 < Hatter> I said I'm on a call!
17:00 < vinrock> cant wait to see nk light up on the intertubes
17:00 < Hatter> just exchange for now, o365 soon
17:00 < vinrock> see what kinda weird shit they got goin on
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> everyone ping Hatter
17:00 < giant_it_burrit> hes on a call
17:01 < vinrock> hatter whats up dawg
17:04 < brucevein> im looking for 2 sr engineers
17:04 < brucevein> paid relocation to tampa area
17:04 < giant_it_burrit> to do
17:04 < brucevein> to join my team :)
17:05 <+ihre> serious engineers ? :>
17:05 < brucevein> infrastructure engineering
17:05 < vinrock> whats the pay
17:05 <@cryptic1> Hatter sharepoints down
17:05 < ned0> do you include a free busch gardens pass?
17:05 < brucevein> needs to be devops/automation focused
17:05 <@cryptic1> Hatter please fix asap
17:05 < vinrock> im probably gona move to tampa in a few years if i dont stay in jersey
17:05 <+ihre> relocate just in US?
17:06 < vinrock> havent looked at what sorta money it out there tho
17:06 < brucevein> vinrock, i dont know what the exact range is, but im well in to the 100k++
17:08 < brucevein> i can go in to more detail about the role if anyone is interested
17:08 < brucevein> would it be possible to get something in the topic?
17:08 <+ihre> that might cost 50 lootcrates
17:08 < brucevein> i could post on reddit, i guess
17:08 <@ravioli> i don't know anything about infrastructure engineering but i'll give you ops if you hire me
17:10 < brucevein> haha
17:10 < brucevein> pwned
17:11 <@cryptic1> :>
17:11 <@cryptic1> salty pasta?
17:12 < Holo> Rofl
17:12 < ravioli> add a pinch of salt before adding the pasta to the water
17:12 < ravioli> boil until al dente
17:12 < vinrock> i thoguht the point of adding salt was so the water boils faster
17:12 < JFDkthx> no
17:13 < vinrock> or some shit like that
17:13 < JFDkthx> its for taste
17:13 < vinrock> huh
17:13 < vinrock> no shit
17:13 < Holo> Lol No
17:13 < abakedapplepie> smh
17:13 < vinrock> i dont fuck with pasta
17:13 < abakedapplepie> noodle guy cant even cook noodle
17:13 < abakedapplepie> PUT SOME EVOO IN THERE DAMMIT
17:13 < Holo> You all salt to make it taste a little better
17:13 < vinrock> evoo erry day
17:13 < Holo> A litt
17:13 < Holo> Ok... I can’t type on this tablet
17:14 < abakedapplepie> the salt isnt about taste as much as it is to help properly cook the pasta
17:14 < Holo> Why did we hype tablets again?
17:14 < vinrock> they fly better when you get real angry
17:15 < Holo> True
17:16 < JFDkthx> Holo: i just want a tablet to read on
17:16 < vinrock> i want a tablet just for poopin
17:16 < Holo> That is what I use this iPad for mostly
17:17 < Holo> Reading on it is very nice
17:17 < JFDkthx> i had one of those real fancy kindle paperwhites
17:17 < Holo> Kindle voyage here
17:17 < rootsudo> JFDkthx how is it
17:17 < rootsudo> I have a kindle normal and
17:17 < JFDkthx> but the shit i read is online smut. and it doesnt handle webpages verywell.
17:17 < rootsudo> I want a bigger screen man
17:17 < Holo> I like the iPad Pro display a lot more
17:17 < JFDkthx> rootsudo: it was cool with kindle books
17:18 < Holo> Amazon pissed me off
17:18 < JFDkthx> s/smut/stuff
17:18 <+layer-eight> [SED JFDkthx] but the shit i read is online stuff. and it doesnt handle webpages verywell.
17:18 < Holo> So they lost out on thousands of $$ from me
17:18 < JFDkthx> do you get everything from fb now
17:18 < Holo> iBooks
17:19 < brucevein> it sucks that the sysadmin jobs subreddit is barely used and spammy
17:20 < Ottomite> Howdy!
17:20 < corn266> vinrock: it's to increase the boiling point of the water
17:20 < vinrock> i thought it had something to do with boiling
17:21 < ravioli> according to some random website:  In reality, you would need to add 230 grams of table salt to a liter of water just to raise the boiling point by 2° C.
17:21 < ravioli> and "Although adding salt to water raises its boiling point, it's worth noting the salted water actually boils more quickly."
17:21 < ravioli> https://www.thoughtco.com/adding-salt-to-boiling-water-607427
17:21 <+layer-eight> * ravioli →  Why Do You Add Salt to Boiling Water?
17:22 < ravioli> i've always just done it for taste.
17:23 < corn266> Weird
17:24 < vinrock> OH SHIT
17:24 < vinrock> the salted water actually boils more quickly.
17:24 < vinrock> I WAS RIGHT
17:24 < vinrock> look at me im goddamn chef boyardee
17:24 < Psi-Jack> heh
17:24 <@cryptic1> a pinch of salt in a huge pot of water is not going to make it taste any different
17:24 < Ottomite> LMAO
17:25 <@cryptic1> come on pasta
17:25  * cryptic1 shakes fist
17:25  * cryptic1 hides behind JollyRgrs 
17:25 < Psi-Jack> You tell that ravioli! ;)
17:25 < Ottomite> Any one have suggestions for an online phishing training that i can send to my users?
17:26 < Psi-Jack> phishing training?
17:26 < Ottomite> telling them not to click shit
17:26 < grumplestiltzkin> learn to phish more convincingly
17:26 < vinrock> https://www.eset.com/us/cybertraining/
17:26 < Psi-Jack> That's social engineering.
17:26 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  Cybersecurity Awareness Training | ESET
17:26 < abakedapplepie> yeah salt helps to cook
17:27 < abakedapplepie> and then evoo brings the boiling point down
17:27 < abakedapplepie> so it offsets that action
17:27 < Psi-Jack> salt helps to configure a mass of servers, and run commands. :)
17:27 < Ottomite> thanks vinrock
17:27 < vinrock> np
17:28 < Holo> Issue is when legit companies email looks like fucking phishing attacks
17:28 < Holo> -.-
17:29 < Psi-Jack> Social Engineering.
17:29 < vinrock> rather deal with false positives than an intrusion
17:29 < Holo> True
17:29 < vinrock> we get spearphishing emails bcuz of our industry
17:29 < vinrock> some of them are redonkulously legit seeming
17:29 < corn266> Ottomite: send them this https://www.cdse.edu/documents/toolkits-cybersecurity/cyberSecurity_05_LQ.pdf
17:29 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  APPLICATION/PDF Document, 5,064,554 bytes
17:29 < onenerdyguy> so how we all doin today
17:30 < vinrock> cant wait2eat lunch
17:30 < corn266> Anyone else eat their lunch early just to flex on this vinrock ninja
17:30 < Psi-Jack> vinrock: you missed it already. ravioli's not here anymore. :)
17:30 < JFDkthx> MillerBoss: make that shit -h
17:30 < Holo> corn266: does not help with the fucking outlook email spoofing
17:30 < corn266> Holo: yea but it's government sanctioned
17:31 < Psi-Jack> Simple solution: Stop using Outlook.
17:31 < Holo> Oh look it’s from out CEO
17:31 < Holo> Psi-Jack: I wish
17:31 < Holo> Not going to happen
17:32 < Psi-Jack> Reduce costs, use a real OS, Linux. Or heck, even macOS would be better than Windows any day, user security wise.
17:32 < Holo> Again, I wish
17:32 < Psi-Jack> Lots of things that /could/ be done. :)
17:32 < Casteil> aww yeah, grass is finally starting to get green again.. https://i.imgur.com/SLd5uNe.png :)
17:32 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 4,139,445 bytes
17:32 < Holo> It’s not going to happen
17:33 < rootsudo> Shoul dI sent an email thanking for an interview
17:33 < xtensive> yes
17:33 < Psi-Jack> Alternative to that... Quickly classify email as spam, and send it to a spamtrap email box. have a human being look at that spamtrap box every day.
17:33 < Ottomite> corn266, love it lol
17:33 < JFDkthx> rootsudo: i always did
17:34 < Ottomite> the number of legit companies sending phishie looking emails os way too high damn it.
17:35 < Psi-Jack> It's all about the social engineering these days.
17:35 < Psi-Jack> There's profit in sales, and penetration.
17:35 < Casteil> rootsudo: Absolutely. Don't just be like "thanks" either, use actual context
17:35 < rootsudo> I called one guy by the wrong name
17:35 < Casteil> not the end of the world
17:35 < corn266> Psi-Jack: https://www.cdse.edu/toolkits/cybersecurity/training.html#
17:35 < rootsudo> should I make it a sarcastic PS in the follow up
17:35 <+layer-eight> * corn266 →  Cybsersecurity Training & Awareness
17:36 < JFDkthx> Psi-Jack: of course theres profit in penetration, thats the whole sex industry
17:36 < Ottomite> Psi-Jack, much easier then trying to breach a patched system .
17:36 < Psi-Jack> JFDkthx: LOL. I mean in computer penetration.
17:36 < corn266> cyberphiles exist and we will be heard
17:36 < Holo> O.o
17:37 < JFDkthx> literally dozens of you
17:37 < JFDkthx> i really gotta poop
17:37 < Psi-Jack> With ransomware and crypto mining for a means for criminals to actually profit from their work, directly, it's a different age than it was years ago.
17:37 < JFDkthx> but im in an important meeting
17:39 < Casteil> yep, cryptocurrency is basically aiding/abetting ransomware and other digital crime
17:40 < Psi-Jack> The IRS actually is auditing all the blockchain crypto exchanges for anyone whom got paid over a certain threshold.
17:40 <+TuxedoJack> Good.
17:40 < Psi-Jack> Trying to combat that a little...
17:41 <+TuxedoJack> FUck 'em just for fucking the GPU market
17:41 < Psi-Jack> heh
17:41 < Ottomite> I had to settle for a 1080 at MSRP a few weeks ago. I agree
17:41 < Ottomite> fuck em
17:41 < ionrover2> Does anyone know of a good solution for putting a wim or disk image onto a flash drive and having it auto kick off an install onto the host machine
17:42 < ionrover2> this is intended to be a push button deployment.
17:42 < mkillebrew> why not do network boot and installs
17:42 < mkillebrew> like a normal, reasonable person
17:42 <+DrGibby|> wait, I've never checked our distributer to see if I can get GPUs at cost and make a bunch of money on them
17:42 <+DrGibby|> whats a stupid popular GFX card
17:43 < Gencade> DrGibby|, fuck you DrGibby|
17:43 < Gencade> Has your day been well DrGibby| ?
17:43 <+DrGibby|> Gencade: hello there
17:43 <+DrGibby|> yeah, its going alright
17:43 < Ottomite> DrGibby|, 1080 TI 1070 and 1070ti
17:43 < ionrover2> mkillebrew, because I'm not being given this option for this particular scenario
17:43 <+DrGibby|> Ottomite: thanks bby
17:43 < corn266> Psi-Jack: thank god i'm in the red for all of my accounts
17:43 < ionrover2> I have to do it this way
17:43 < Ottomite> but i hate to infrm you that with the low crypto prices miners are selling cards right now
17:44  * Ottomite needs to get a better keyboard.... 
17:44 < Holo> Used cards saturation
17:44 < Holo> Joy
17:44 <+DrGibby|> oh thats some BS
17:44 < Psi-Jack> corn266: Eh?
17:44 < Ottomite> 3 way SLI FTW !
17:44 <+DomLS3> http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=1e5duj4dy8
17:44 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 →  TypeRacer - Test your typing speed and learn to type faster. Free typing game and competition. Way more fun than a typing tutor!
17:44 <+DomLS3> bring it, bitches
17:44 <+DrGibby|> there is like 10% margin on this shit
17:45 < Gencade> DomLS3 got tired of getting his ass beat in #donger so he is switching games.
17:45 <+DomLS3> Gencade: bitch I'm #1 in donger
17:45 <+DomLS3> tf you mean
17:45 < Holo> Lol
17:45 < Gencade> I think I've beat you like 3/4 times I've played you
17:45 < Gencade> one for a deathmatch
17:45 <+DomLS3> still #1 though
17:45 < Hatter> what the heck you guys
17:45 < Hatter> why are you blowing up my IRC
17:45 < Holo> Pls
17:46 < Holo> This is not your irc
17:46 < Holo> Go get your own room
17:46 < Gencade> Hatter, So are you saying you come into this channel expecting it to be silent 24/7?
17:46 < Hatter> don't say room
17:46 <+DrGibby|> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Pd8TrB0T/Screenshot%20from%202018-05-02%2010-46-07.png
17:46 < Gencade> What do you think this is?  ##linux?
17:46 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 20,844 bytes
17:46 <+DrGibby|> look at that shit margin
17:46 < Ottomite> This is our IRC #Communism
17:47 < abakedapplepie> There are dozens of Att fiber trucks out working today I wonder WTF they are doing
17:47 < Holo> Hatter: now you will get pinged by all of us
17:47 < abakedapplepie> Guys at every corner waiting for someyhing
17:47 < Hatter> you're bluffing
17:47 < derpingit> layer-eight . u said something ?
17:47 < Ottomite> abakedapplepie, send some my way. Still waiting for them to hookup my house.
17:48 <+DrGibby|> while I'm logged in, does anyone need pricing on shit?
17:48 < derpingit> on what
17:49 <+DrGibby|> VAR-level shit
17:49 < derpingit> whaaa
17:49 < Hatter> how much for one rib
17:49 <+DrGibby|> gimme a part number from a vendor and I can see what the real price is
17:49 <+DomLS3> s/rib/dick
17:49 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Hatter] how much for one dick
17:49 < technonerd> How much for a grill?
17:49 < Hatter> hilarious
17:50 <+DrGibby|> Hatter: about tree fiddy
17:50 < derpingit> Synology Disk Station DS918+
17:50 <+DrGibby|> gimme a part number from a vendor and I can see what the real price is
17:50 < derpingit> Hatter.. i lol'd
17:50 < Trel> Is anyone here famililar with mRemoteNG?  Is there any way to set the default settings to use for quick connect? Like use a specific resolution for all quick connect sessions, etc?
17:50 <+DrGibby|> derpingit: cost is 533
17:51 < Hatter> DrGibby|: how much for panorama
17:51 < derpingit> damm.. that's reseller's price? everywhere else is 549
17:51 < Ottomite> DrGibby|, what about a DS1817+
17:51 < derpingit> they don't really make much on it then
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> who adds just a punch of salt to pasta water? NEEDS MOAR SALT!
17:51 <@JollyRgrs> ravioli: salt me!
17:51 <+DrGibby|> Ottomite: depends on the memory apparently
17:51 < Ottomite> Also WD Red 4TB
17:52 < Ottomite> DrGibby|, 8gig
17:52 < derpingit> Ottomite . why DS1817+ over 918 .. more bays ?
17:52 <+DrGibby|> 2gb is 825, 8gb is 921 and the 1817 is 825
17:52 < Ottomite> derpingit, yup.
17:52 < derpingit> ok cool
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> mmmm stir fry lunch
17:53 < ionrover2> anyone have any suggestions for getting a bootable image to install without prompt from a flash drive?
17:53 < Ottomite> wow the margins on these are not that much. Didnt see that coming.
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> ionrover2: without prompt?
17:53 < derpingit> a wim image?
17:53 <@JollyRgrs> ionrover2: besides setting boot device priority to USB first?
17:53 < ionrover2> yeah. boot from flash drive. install wim.
17:53 <+DrGibby|> WD40EFRX (WD RED 4TB) 121.79 for a single, $2435 for a 20-pack
17:53 < ionrover2> lets assume the devices all have usb boot priority
17:54 <@JollyRgrs> well, i know for PXE, there's a .n12 file for no F12 and there's something you can do to skip the "press any key to boot from this device" if that pops up
17:54 <@JollyRgrs> ionrover2: what is popping up specifically that you need to get around?
17:54 < derpingit> easy batch file
17:54 < ionrover2> nothing yet. I'm trying to make a deployment solution for a remote off-domain team.
17:54 <+DrGibby|> Hatter: panorama wot?
17:54 < Hatter> palo alto panorama
17:55 < ionrover2> which should consist of them plugging in a flash drive and being able to install either a wim, an image, or windows itself without prompt
17:55 <@JollyRgrs> ionrover2: wait...
17:55 < derpingit> i made a script that formats, asks for image name and does the rest of the work . all in a batch file
17:55 < ionrover2> I don't need to be told what's wrong with that idea
17:55 <@JollyRgrs> so they gotta plug in the stick... but they can't hit F12?
17:55 <@JollyRgrs> which prompts are you talking about?
17:55 <+DrGibby|> uhh, I dont have auth to see that so I'm not sure Hatter
17:55 <@JollyRgrs> are you just wanting an unattended install?
17:55 < ionrover2> yes
17:55 <@JollyRgrs> like a zero-touch USB?
17:55 < ionrover2> correct
17:55 <@JollyRgrs> MDT
17:55 < ionrover2> i think the guys can hit f12
17:56 < ionrover2> use mdt to create the image and put it on a flash drive?
17:56 < derpingit> no need for mdt. i do both on a flash drive
17:56 < derpingit> but it's got a few moving pieces you need to work on
17:56 < ionrover2> if you have a paste bin of your batch file that would help
17:56 <@JollyRgrs> "not needed" but "makes it easier"
17:57 < derpingit> edit the winpe boot wim to call a batch, and then do all the scripting to handle the install. also, your img needs to have a baked in sysprep file for oobe
17:57 < grumplestiltzkin> snape kills spiderman
17:57 < derpingit> ionrover2 i'll have to get back to you on that
17:57 <@JollyRgrs> s/ider/ooder/
17:57 < onenerdyguy> Anyone using Ansible with Vmware to create vm's and willing to share a playbook?
17:57 <+layer-eight> [SED JollyRgrs/grumplestiltzkin] snape kills spooderman
17:58 < derpingit> wtf.. spyderman dies ?
17:58 < Ottomite> Ubnt is making camo skins for their APs.... im dead
17:58 < Heresiarch> ...wat
17:58 <@JollyRgrs> Ottomite: not if you also camo skin yourself
17:58 < derpingit> wat
17:58 <@JollyRgrs> then you might have a chance
17:58 <@JollyRgrs> will they also provide orange vests in case the APs start getting shot at?
17:59 < Heresiarch> Why the hell would you camo skin a wifi AP?
17:59 < Ottomite> https://unifi-nanohd.ubnt.com/
17:59 <+layer-eight> * Ottomite →  UniFi nanoHD
17:59 < derpingit> lol
17:59 < derpingit> holeshet.. 4z4 wave2 for 180? what'
17:59 < derpingit> what's the catch?
17:59 < Ottomite> maybe for woods deployment? I needs my wifi for hunting dang it
17:59 < SynMonger> some indoor camo would be welcome, students like to aim for the one in the gym
18:00 <@JollyRgrs> wait... camo on an indoor AP?
18:01 < Ottomite> yes.....
18:01 < felda> gas prices are about to go up and kill me on the inside ;_;
18:01 <+DrGibby|> felda: what if I'm already dead inside?
18:01 < derpingit> ok nm. found it. no 802.2at, single lan port, and 300(vs 800Mbps) on 2.4 spectrum
18:01 < felda> I drive a V8 19997 Dodge RAM 1500
18:01 < Ottomite> felda,  i know the feeling. Car takes premium. I already pay 3+ a gallon.
18:01 < felda> my MPG is less than 15 at all times
18:01 <+DrGibby|> thats a really new truck
18:01 <@JollyRgrs> felda: REKT
18:02 < Ottomite> felda,  time to get a Prius before the market picks up steam.
18:02 <+DrGibby|> I'm surprised they're still using fossil fuels in 19997
18:02 < felda> Ottomite I kinda want to
18:02 < felda> This month is my last payment on my truck
18:02 < felda> gonna get a bike to ride to work
18:02 < felda> only shit is this year is gonna be hot as fuck and humid as fuck
18:03 < derpingit> bike as in motorcycle ?
18:03 < Ottomite> I average 29mpg with my car. So thats the only saving grace. but fuck man. Premium sucks balls
18:03 < felda> derpingit as in bicycle
18:03 < derpingit> nice..
18:03 < felda> I'm gonna get a hybrid bike that is like a road bike mixed with a mountain bike
18:03 < Zrane> I rode my bike to work for 4 years are so.
18:04 < derpingit> felda for commuting ?
18:04 < felda> since my roads are so bad here a road bike would be destroyed
18:04 < Zrane> When I was ~5 miles away.
18:04 < felda> derpingit yeah
18:04 < felda> I live less than 1 mile away from work
18:04 < Zrane> I miss riding to work, actually.
18:04 < felda> it's about 85% of a mile away
18:04 < derpingit> there's commuter bikes also
18:04 < Zrane> Felda: That's cake.  If you go slow-ish, you might not be totally rank getting into work.
18:05 < felda> Zrane I plan to go into work in the early morning so it is still comfy out
18:05 < derpingit> don;t go crazy and buy a 3700 mountain bike you will use twice tho . i learned my lesson
18:06 < felda> I plan to buy a $250 hybrid bike from walmart to test the waters
18:06 < Zrane> felda: It gets hot as balls here in the summer, even early AM.  I packed my work clothes and just changed in the office after a hobo shower.
18:06 < felda> it's about 1 of my truck payments worth
18:06 < derpingit> no. no walmart bikes for you, felda
18:06 < derpingit> don't do that to yourself
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> Zrane: we have a legit shower here
18:06 < Zrane> But less than a mile you can probably get away with just moseying and not being super sweaty.
18:06 <@JollyRgrs> but i don't ever have a need to use it
18:06 < felda> we have showers at work :D
18:06 < felda> but I don't have ton of money to drop my dude
18:06 < derpingit> look for a trek or a specialized bike on offerup
18:06 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: wouldnt terraform be better suited for that instead of vm mgmt through ansible ?
18:06 < derpingit> you can get one for 250 for sure
18:07 < onenerdyguy> ihre, it very well might.
18:07 < Zrane> felda: I rode for 5 years on a $700 cannondale hybrid.  I just upgraded the tires to some kevlar lined ones because of roofing nails.
18:07 <+TuxedoJack> God fucking dammit
18:07 < felda> OOOF
18:07 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: https://www.terraform.io/docs/providers/vsphere/index.html
18:07 < onenerdyguy> ihre, i have never used it though, to be honest.
18:07 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  Provider: VMware vSphere - Terraform by HashiCorp
18:07 <+TuxedoJack> It's taken three years and 200+ fucking Crypto infections
18:07 <+TuxedoJack> And I FINALLY just got approval to shitlist .doc / .xls on the Barracuda
18:07 <+TuxedoJack> Jesus fucking Christ
18:07 < onenerdyguy> TuxedoJack, how the hell you get that
18:07 < derpingit> lol
18:07 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: its pretty nice and very difficult to dive in
18:08 <+ihre> eh
18:08 <+ihre> not very difficult :D
18:08 < onenerdyguy> ihre, does it allow me to fire off a job after completion?
18:08 <+ihre> sure
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: of all the things to block... and you work on blocking older word/excel extensions?
18:08 < onenerdyguy> ihre, my goal here is to give the team a single button/command to run to spin up a vm and have it customized for our environment.
18:08 <@JollyRgrs> i'd be asking more to block %appdata%\ type folders from executing files
18:08 < onenerdyguy> ihre, get away from all the golden images kind of thing
18:08 <+TuxedoJack> JollyRgrs: they're the fucking reason that this shit gets through. I can't apply that restriction to 400+ clients
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> sure you can
18:09 <+TuxedoJack> We have that in place at a few large ones, and it's fucking untenable
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> write one GPO, copypasta
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> i did it at the hospital with no issues
18:09 <+TuxedoJack> At the hospital - one client and site?
18:09 <@JollyRgrs> so what if they want a legit .doc or .xls file being sent to them?
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> This is 400+ clients spread all over the world
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: well, physically, nearly 100 sites
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> But one domain
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> Or forest
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> 2
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> yes
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> Right
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> so again, copy pasta :P
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> This is substantially fucking larger, multiple HUNDREDS of domains
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> that big, you know some people will still have old word docs they wanna email
18:10 <+TuxedoJack> Then fuck 'em, they can resave as .docx
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> do they get an email that it was blocked, or do they just not get the email?
18:10 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: tell that to 400+ clients around the world
18:11 <+TuxedoJack> They get a notifier that it's quarantined due to legacy file types being used for malware transport
18:11 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: sounds like a ci+cd/rundeck job, which you could trigger any arbitrary job, but in each you're still evaluating variables to make it custom for $team, heck even curl could do that :P
18:11 < onenerdyguy> ihre, agreed
18:11 < onenerdyguy> ihre, just am working with a very weak team on anything that isn't Windows next next next
18:12 <+TuxedoJack> I mean, fuck, at this point I'm willing to just put Win10 S on their boxes and deliver everything critical over RemoteApp
18:12 <@JollyRgrs> TuxedoJack: i'm pretty sure you just bring masochism into your workplace by staying there man
18:12 <@JollyRgrs> is that why you don't leave?
18:13 <+TuxedoJack> I don't leave because I want the fuckin' money, and until the better half is done with her Master's, I can't really take a break from it all
18:14 < Nightcinder> https://twitter.com/IAFF574/status/991707731143872512 RIP c130
18:14 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder →  IAFF574 Savannah on Twitter: "Military c130 down at 21 and Gulfstream Rd. Avoid the area. 21 shut down until further notice.… "
18:14 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: a nice thing about terraform might be the usage of a remote_state for already (global) declared variables, and then just insert $team specific stuff by pushing to a git repo and have that trigger a terraform apply or something like that. Saving state would be my reason of picking terraform in favor of ansible or curl
18:14 <+TuxedoJack> Nightcinder: jesus, hopefully the crew made it out
18:14 < onenerdyguy> ihre, that makes sense
18:14 < scwizard> not gonna lie
18:14 < scwizard> i fucking love doing:  curl -sL https://deb.nodesource.com/setup_10.x | bash -
18:14 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  TEXT/PLAIN Document, 11,026 bytes
18:14 < scwizard> just to trigger security folks
18:14 < onenerdyguy> ihre, i'd have to get to understand Git, which you'd thinkw ould be a requirement for any modern infrastructure..
18:14 <+DrGibby|> oh no :(
18:15 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: git commit -am "fuck it" and git reset --hard :3
18:15 < onenerdyguy> again, you'd thinink ihre
18:15 < scwizard> onenerdyguy: i'm totally a git expert, what's your issue?
18:15 < Jekotia> Anyone know of a way to try and force a program that wants admin rights to run as a standard user? We have a remote interface for a PLC that connects over the local network. It shouldn't NEED admin <_<
18:15 < Jekotia> (WIndows 10)
18:16 < onenerdyguy> scwizard, ha, it's not a git issue. It's a 'getting people to stop being idiots' issue
18:16 < scwizard> hmm
18:16 < scwizard> then i can't help you
18:16 < onenerdyguy> i recommended a hammer
18:16 <+TuxedoJack> Jekotia: find out what HKLM \ file areas it's writing to, then set the user account it uses to have Full Control over them
18:16 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: just for my sanity, are you using/writing ansible playbooks without vcs? :D
18:16 < scwizard> Jekotia: change the program and recompile it?
18:16 <@NinjaStyle> comcast you cunt
18:16 < onenerdyguy> ihre, i am currently using git, yes. I'm not crazy
18:17 <+ihre> hehehe ok
18:17 < onenerdyguy> ihre, but at the moment, I'm doing all of the ansible setup myself
18:17 < onenerdyguy> ihre, i'm hoping to enable the team a bit more, etc.
18:17 < Jekotia> scwizard: Can't. Proprietary bullshit that's likely requiring admin because ONE of its connection options is a serial port of some dumb bullshit
18:17 < scwizard> nothing you can do then!
18:17  * Jekotia is tilted
18:19 < scwizard> Jekotia: https://superuser.com/questions/472082/prevent-specific-applications-from-being-run-as-administrator?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=google_rich_qa&utm_campaign=google_rich_qa
18:19 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  windows - Prevent specific applications from being run as administrator - Super User
18:19 < scwizard> your best bet but not really
18:19 < scwizard> it's not something windows really supports
18:19 <+ihre> onenerdyguy: fwiw, if youre used to ansible, i think diving into terraform isnt such a huge leap, cant find any prewritten modules for it, but https://www.hashicorp.com/blog/a-re-introduction-to-the-terraform-vsphere-provider isnt a bad intro
18:19 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  A (Re)-Introduction to the Terraform vSphere Provider
18:19 < scwizard> tfw when i learned ansible and terraform
18:20 < scwizard> and then went to a conference where a guy was like "so the old way of doing this is you'd write some ansible and some terraform, but no one does that shit anymore everything is kubernetes"
18:20 < scwizard> and i'm like "damn fml"
18:20 <+ihre> 'so devops'
18:20 < scwizard> i'm now devops btw
18:20  * scwizard is literally working on a dockerfile right now
18:20 <+ihre> none of it is mutually exclusive :P kubespray uses ansible to build k8s clusters
18:21 <+ihre> the official openshift install is also with ansible
18:21 <+ihre> and there is also a k8s terraform provider
18:21 <+ihre> so meh
18:21 < scwizard> yeah i know i know
18:22 < scwizard> but i do feel kinda left behind rn
18:22 < scwizard> trying to catch up tho
18:22 < ionrover2> you'll get there.
18:22 <+ihre> https://github.com/redhat-helloworld-msa/helloworld-msa is a pretty nice example for oc app deployment w/ ansible
18:22 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  GitHub → redhat-helloworld-msa → helloworld-msa → Main repository with documentation and support files → @ ~ 2 months ago → Shell → ✡ 151 → Forks: 101 → ☹ 2
18:22 < JFDkthx> ihre: kubespray sounds like an AXE product
18:24 < Jekotia> JFDkthx: It sounds like what Hades would use to freshen up his hound
18:24 < ionrover2> Swing and a miss from, Jekotia
18:25 < Jekotia> ionrover2: Or maybe I hit it so hard it flew over everyones heads?
18:26 < onenerdyguy> ihre, yep, i'm looking at it now
18:30 < scwizard> does anyone here actually into kubernetes though?
18:31 < scwizard> everyone's told me it's really complicated and only geniuses can into it
18:31 < scwizard> and from looking at it it seems to be the case
18:31 <+ihre> im working on a k8s deployment on aws at the moment
18:31 < scwizard> but it also does all the nice things I want to do with my work
18:32 <+ihre> with an ingress controller, external-dns register thingy, working on deploying an iam proxy to pass iam specific shit to pods, and then probably some other stuff i havent thought of right now
18:32 < scwizard> basically what I do is i think "well but for production i need a system that can do xyz with containers"
18:32 <+ihre> was hoping to connect it to autodevops from gitlab, but that only supports ABAC, not RBAC, so working around that >_>
18:33 < scwizard> and then i look over the docks and it's like "yup k8s does that"
18:33 < scwizard> *docs
18:33 < programmerq> scwizard▸ what requirements do you have? Have you looked at swarm mode? (I work for Docker and work with both swarm mode and k8s)
18:33 <+ihre> and tbf, using its not that difficult, just some weird conventions, for example user mgmt, which essentially doesnt exist :P
18:34 < tsarbomba> is it friday YET
18:34 < ionrover2> scwizard, you should look into the tutorials on their site.
18:34 < scwizard> programmerq: well right now I haven't do anything to prod
18:35 < scwizard> i'm trying to modernize dev environment and CI first
18:35 <+ihre> scwizard: get started w/ minikube, which is a bit like vagrant, only easier :P
18:35 < scwizard> the main thing my boss wants is to move ppl to gitlab
18:35 < ionrover2> you can use gitlab without swarm or kubernetes on a single docker host
18:35 <+ihre> hmmm? gitlab doesnt do orchestration
18:35 < tsarbomba> you work for docker? is the corporate environment there as sickly sweet and light in the loafers as their public people make it seem
18:36 < ionrover2> you can shoe horn it and their enterprise edition supports better HA
18:36 < programmerq> scwizard▸ since I have a sysadmin background, I really have to encourage you to think about what prod ought to look like and work backwards from there. Stuff like TLS and sensitive data (db password) handling should be something you at least have an idea about in the dev stage of things.
18:36 < programmerq> most importantly, you should be able to change dev and prod as you uncover more requirements so they can stay as close as possible.
18:36 < ionrover2> docker run -dP gitlab/gitlab-ce
18:36 < ionrover2> boom ez gitlab up and running lol
18:36 <+ihre> https://www.vaultproject.io/docs/auth/kubernetes.html :^)
18:36 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  Kubernetes - Auth Methods - Vault by HashiCorp
18:37 < programmerq> but if you can manage to list some prod requirements now (even if you just suspect what they _might_ be), that'll help you make an appropriate decision for orchestration in the dev/ci stage of the project.
18:37 < ionrover2> ^
18:37 < programmerq> honestly, swarm mode and k8s have a good amount of overlap, and for many projects it boils down to preference.
18:37 < ionrover2> no point in deploying a complicated orchestration platform if you won't even be able to make use of it.
18:38 < scwizard> programmerq: I mean, I totally understand where you're going from but
18:38 < scwizard> my contract doesn't have the kind of commitment
18:38 < programmerq> ah, got it
18:38 < scwizard> besides it's a very simple environment
18:39 < scwizard> with this small of a scale it's really hard to mess thinsg up
18:39 < programmerq> then I'd say go with the past of least resistence. k8s does have all the bells and whistles and is totally pluggable, but swarm mode has some opinions that help simplify things-- and it's built into docker itself.
18:39 < ionrover2> then don't worry about orchestration and k8s
18:39 < scwizard> programmerq: the #1 reason we're using docker in the first place, is because gitlab uses docker
18:39 < scwizard> and my boss is enamored with gitlab
18:40 < programmerq> oh, so it's like the "facebook uses php so that's what we'll write our code in" mentality?
18:40 < ionrover2> ^
18:40 < scwizard> well to be fair
18:40 < scwizard> having everythin containerized gives you good consistency with ci
18:40 <+ihre> i dont really understand that point though, in what way does gitlab use docker? is your gitlab instance running containerized?
18:40 < ionrover2> that is correct
18:40 < admiralspark> any yubikey peeps here?
18:41 < ionrover2> gitlab has options to automate container construction as well for various projects
18:41 <+ihre> not yet admiralspark ;_;
18:41 < admiralspark> Looking at getting the Security Key
18:41 < programmerq> admiralspark▸ I have a yubikey, but I don't work for yubico
18:41 < admiralspark> aww I have to be our test? ihre
18:41 < scwizard> ihre: gitlab ci runs inside docker containers by design
18:41 < ionrover2> admiralspark, same as programmerq
18:41 < admiralspark> programmerq: yeah, I meant people who use them
18:41 < admiralspark> Do you guys have the Security Key by chance?
18:41 <+ihre> scwizard: if you specify that image, then yes, it runs in docker, but you can easily have it start another type of image as well, like ubuntu or centos
18:41 < programmerq> I have the yubikey 4 nano I believe
18:41 < programmerq> I got it a couple years ago
18:41 < admiralspark> I'm looking to get a few for testing Win10 native support
18:42 < admiralspark> ahh, programmerq do you use it for websites mostly?
18:42 < programmerq> yeah mostly websites but I use it as a cert storage mechanism too
18:42 < scwizard> ihre: yeah but docker images are the most sensible approach
18:42 < ionrover2> scwizard, what makes you feel that way?
18:42 < programmerq> admiralspark▸ looks like the 4 nano would work with windows 10 for their "windows hello" device unlock
18:43 < scwizard> ionrover2: full images are bulky, the ci would take loner
18:43 < programmerq> I'm happy to try it out on my gaming PC running windows 10 pro
18:43 <+ihre> scwizard: ehh i mean executor, i've started using the k8s executor the other day, and with dind im pretty happy so far, yet the possible privilege escalation still feels kind of shitty
18:43 < admiralspark> programmerq: I specifically can't use Windows Hello unfortunately, requirement is offline authentication/local network only auth
18:43 < admiralspark> WinHello requires internet connectivity
18:43 < brucevein> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadminjobs/comments/8giuo0/hiring_tampa_fl_senior_infrastructuredevops/
18:43 <+layer-eight> * brucevein →  reddit: the front page of the internet
18:43 < ionrover2> the ci would not take longer depending on how your dockerfile is assembled
18:43 < Heresiarch> scwizard: limiting factor isn't the base image in CI (except on initial build) - it's the operations contained within the CI def.
18:43 < ionrover2> and if you are building from cached layers
18:43 < programmerq> admiralspark▸ do you have a link to docs I could follow?
18:43 < admiralspark> I believe 1803/1809 is adding U2F or FIDO2 support though
18:43 < admiralspark> yeah I'm looking now, one secon
18:43 < admiralspark> d
18:44 < admiralspark> man, typing is hard today
18:44 < brucevein> for any of yall looking for a new opportunity, i just posted on sysadminjobs
18:44 < scwizard> but i mean
18:44 < Heresiarch> brucevein: ...empty post is empty?
18:44 < admiralspark> brucevein: ?
18:44 < scwizard> gitlab is designed to build things in docker containers
18:44 < brucevein> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadminjobs/comments/8giuo0/hiring_tampa_fl_senior_infrastructuredevops/
18:44 <+layer-eight> * brucevein →  reddit: the front page of the internet
18:44 < brucevein> loads for me
18:44 < scwizard> it's the default
18:44 <+ihre> "[removed]"
18:44 < ionrover2> looks like automod got it.
18:44 < ionrover2> message the mods
18:44 < brucevein> wtf
18:44 < brucevein> why
18:44 < ionrover2> automod bro. it happens
18:44 < admiralspark> programmerq: https://redmondmag.com/articles/2018/04/18/fido2-security-windows-10-spring-release.aspx
18:44 <+layer-eight> * admiralspark →  Microsoft Previewing FIDO2 Security Key Authentication with Windows 10 Spring Release -- Redmondmag.com
18:44 < programmerq> I think I have a full sized 4 as well somewhere.
18:45 <+ihre> scwizard: https://docs.gitlab.com/runner/executors/
18:45 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  Executors | GitLab
18:45 <+ihre> you're able to specify a bunch of executors for tasks, including docker :p
18:45 < admiralspark> urgh, this is the winhello one
18:45 < programmerq> I might do the winhello one anyway, because why not?
18:46 < brucevein> i can still see that post
18:46 < brucevein> thats weird
18:46 <+ihre> shadowbanned
18:46 <+ihre> :o
18:46 < admiralspark> I'd love to, but our cybersec requirements say "no authentication over the web"
18:46 < admiralspark> hmmm
18:46 < scwizard> ihre: yeah and docker is the default executer
18:46 < programmerq> admiralspark▸ I'm guessing you'll need something that works with AD? I don't have one of those set up in my home network
18:46 < scwizard> "The SSH executor is added for completeness. It's the least supported among all executors."
18:46 < admiralspark> programmerq: yeah, WinHello is Azure AD only :(
18:46 < scwizard> "A better way is to use Docker as it allows to have a clean build environment"
18:47 < scwizard> ihre: they even have a silly chart
18:47 < scwizard> where they show "hey look docker is the best executer"
18:47 <+ihre> hmm no
18:47 <+ihre> look at it again
18:47 <+ihre> :P
18:47 <+ihre> either shell or k8s :P
18:47 <+ihre> k8s still uses docker
18:48 <+ihre> so w/e ^^
18:48 < brucevein> well, heres the posting until i can figure out why it got removed: https://pastebin.com/x5jdXrKa
18:48 <+layer-eight> * brucevein →  I am looking to fill a role on my team in Tampa FL. This is currently not posted - Pastebin.com
18:48 < scwizard> ihre: they said shell is the least supported executer
18:48 <+ihre> ssh*
18:48 < scwizard> ihre: also obviously k8s is great but i was just talking about how i'm a dumb and can't get into it
18:48 < scwizard> ihre: shell executor has a bunch of "X" while docker executor has a bunch of checkmarks
18:49 < scwizard> so yeah i maintain that if you're trying to get gitlab CI set up for a company
18:49 <+ihre> youre right, i stand corrected, mb :D
18:49 < scwizard> you should do it via docker
18:51 <+ihre> as long as youre not curl bashing shit during build :?
18:51 < scwizard> i totally am in the dockerfiles
18:52 < scwizard> dealwithit.gif
18:52 < admiralspark> holy shit
18:52 <+ihre> its possible escalation in your env, not mine :3
18:52 < admiralspark> brucevein: if you weren't in florida or allowed remote, I'd love to apply
18:52 < admiralspark> ansible in mixed enviro is my JAM
18:53 < tsarbomba> holy fuck mmc is using 20gb ram on one of my sql servers
18:53 < admiralspark> I literally couldn't be further away from you and still be in-country though
18:53 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: what are you doing?
18:53 < Heresiarch> admiralspark: ansible even in Windows? Last I checked, WinRM-based ansible modules were kinda jank.
18:53 < tsarbomba> gee i wonder if there's a memory leak in that console
18:53 < tsarbomba> admiralspark, just viewing mirror status on a third-party clustering software
18:54 < tsarbomba> it's using more ram than sql itself lul
18:54  * tsarbomba murders the process immediately
18:54 < admiralspark> Heresiarch: 2.5 has fixed the majority of issues. I'm doing builds, deployments, and config requirements for PCI with it seamlessly now. Kerberos is love and life
18:54 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: :(
18:54 < tsarbomba> okay. new rule. do not leave mmc open for more than a few minutes on this machine
18:55 < Heresiarch> admiralspark: 2.5 I could see, as they also massively expanded DSC support. But a lot of folks are still < 2.4
18:55 < admiralspark> Heresiarch: and I don't know why...it's very simple to upgrade and even EPEL has it updated stable now
18:56 < admiralspark> nevermind most people run it using python/pip
18:57 < Heresiarch> admiralspark: Ansible minor releases aren't always syntax-stable. And 2.5 came out, what - a month or two ago?
18:58 < admiralspark> Mmmhm. Most shops on ansible are a bit better with running new software anyway. Also, ansible 2.5 *stable* came out in the last 2 months, it's been in beta for a long time
18:58 < admiralspark> tbh
18:58 < admiralspark> I built all of what I have now on 2.4 though, and it was fine
18:58 < admiralspark> the only hangups I hit were servers with greater than 5 minute reboot times.
18:58 < scwizard> https://github.com/docker/hub-feedback/issues/885
18:58 < scwizard> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
18:58 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  GitHub → docker → hub-feedback → Feedback and bug reports for the Docker Hub → @ ~ 3 years ago → ✡ 100 → Forks: 13 → ☹ 885
18:58 < admiralspark> And that's just a config option to fix
18:59 <+ihre> scwizard: fwiw, https://kubernetes.io/docs/tasks/run-application/run-replicated-stateful-application/ + minikube is a nice way to get started, and to see a cool k8s deployment in 'action', the use of initcontainers is really great imo
18:59 < gnupluslinux> !dtn admiralspark
18:59 <+layer-eight> * ihre →  Run a Replicated Stateful Application | Kubernetes
18:59 < admiralspark> gnupluslinux: what?
18:59 < scwizard> ihre: tbh i'm a terrible person and can't be assed to learn complicated shit if I'm not getting paid for it :(
18:59 < gnupluslinux> dang forgot that bot wasnt in here anymore
18:59 < scwizard> altho there is this silly project i wanna do
18:59 < scwizard> so i might learn k8s as part of that
18:59 < admiralspark> gnupluslinux: what did it do? :P
18:59 < gnupluslinux> tells you to do the needful
19:00 < admiralspark> oh man
19:00 < admiralspark> cryptic should add that to l8
19:00 <+ihre> iirc Millerboss manages l8
19:01 < admiralspark> he said yesterday it was cryptic's baby
19:01 < admiralspark> maybe he was lying?!?!! :O
19:02 < scwizard> god damnit
19:02 < gnupluslinux> layer-8 is cryptic's iirc. layer-eight is miller's
19:02 < scwizard> is there any sensible means of non interactively pulling private docker images
19:02 < scwizard> it seems like the answer might be no
19:02 < gnupluslinux> uhhh docker pull?
19:02 < gnupluslinux> docker login $registry
19:02 < gnupluslinux> docker pull
19:02 < scwizard> gnupluslinux: docker login is interactive
19:02 < gnupluslinux> well yeah as part of set up
19:03 < scwizard> unless you put a password through standard input or via the command line
19:03 < scwizard> but i want to have a read only machine user or something
19:03 < scwizard> but docker doesn't support loggin gin via ssh keys
19:03 < gnupluslinux> not sure if docker login has flags for credentials though
19:03 < gnupluslinux> aye that it doesnt as far as i know
19:05 < Heresiarch> set up an auth file for accessing your registry?
19:05 < Heresiarch> (though that might require being on dockerhub)
19:06 < komugi> I've been playing with Docker on WinSever 2016
19:06 < komugi> is it only for win apps only or can I also setup Linux apps?
19:06 < ravioli> wait please tell me this conversation was started by today's xkcd
19:06 < ravioli> https://xkcd.com/1988/
19:06 <+layer-eight> * ravioli →  xkcd: Containers
19:07 < gnupluslinux> komugi, it runs off the host kernel so assumption is windows dockers will only work on windows and vice versa
19:07 < Heresiarch> ravioli: ROFL
19:08 < komugi> I see, weirdly enough people are saying there are modifications that you can do to run Linux things with it
19:08 < gnupluslinux> if you really wanted to, could _probably_ run dockerd in the linux subsystem in windows but i wouldn't trust that in prod
19:09 < komugi> probably not, but seems like it'd be interesting to do for home
19:10 < scwizard> ok had aphone call
19:10 < scwizard> gnupluslinux: it does
19:10 < scwizard> https://docs.docker.com/engine/reference/commandline/login/#usage
19:10 <+layer-eight> * scwizard →  docker login | Docker Documentation
19:10 < scwizard> but that's kinda gross
19:10 < scwizard> but i think i'll end up doing it anyway
19:12 < ionrover2> scwizard, if you want the image to stay private you can host your own registry and pull from that
19:12 < scwizard> well
19:12 < scwizard> it's not really private if you don't need credentials
19:13 < ionrover2> you can configure it to be credentialed.
19:13 < gnupluslinux> scwizard, oh yeah i thought you'd already looked at that and wanted something else
19:14 < ionrover2> komugi, there is an option in docker for windows to make the containers linux containers, in which case that would offer you more portability.
19:14 < gnupluslinux> ionrover2, would it run in windows then?
19:14 < scwizard> ionrover2: yeah but you can't configure it to auth with rsa keys
19:14 < scwizard> because docker doesn't support that
19:14 < scwizard> which is dumb
19:15 < komugi> does it run via bash on windows?
19:16 < ThisIsSys> Okay i fucked up real good. I have an image cloning issue that i need to tackle.
19:17 < ThisIsSys> And this involves a working drive. Any one played around with cloning and drivers before?
19:17 < gnupluslinux> what're you trying to do
19:18 < ThisIsSys> I cloned an image from SSD, it has drivers specific to that SSD. This is the drive with the image on it. The system i am cloning is the latest dell model that comes with an nvme drive.
19:18 < ThisIsSys> On the SSD image, it won't let me install the nvme specific drive.
19:18 <+TuxedoJack> "You opened a CryptoWall document and expected us to wait until 4 PM to clean your machine because you're a C-level? Good fucking luck, you just lost the ability to save your morning's work."
19:18 <+TuxedoJack> shutdown -r -t 0 -f, bitch
19:18 < ThisIsSys> SSD is Samsung and the local drive that comes equipped with the system is a Toshiba.
19:19 < gnupluslinux> is the -f even needed at that point? i thought it was implied in -t 0
19:19 <+TuxedoJack> -f forces things to quit regardless of status, -t 0 means don't fucking wait
19:19 <+Church-> TuxedoJack: Nice
19:19 <+Church-> Man I can't find a copy of this painting anywhere.
19:19 < ThisIsSys> Now i have cloned the image from SSD to the new drive, but it won't detect as for obvious reasons the image doesn't have the Nvme drivers on it.
19:19 < gnupluslinux> i usually omit the -f, usually shuts everything down regardless but maybe im remembering wrong
19:19 < ThisIsSys> I get this inaccessible boot device error
19:20 < gnupluslinux> i am "If the timeout period is greater than 0, the /f parameter is
19:20 < gnupluslinux>  implied."
19:20 < ThisIsSys> The image on SSD boots just fine. The one on nvme is giving me hard time. How do i inject drivers post cloning on the nvme drive?
19:20 < gnupluslinux> ThisIsSys, does your system support booting from nvme?
19:21 < ThisIsSys> Yup. It came equipped with the system itself. The thing is, we have custom images for our labs(its a school).
19:21 < ThisIsSys> And we just clone images from 1 drive to other
19:22 < ThisIsSys> So now i have an nvme drive with an image that does not have nvme drivers.
19:22 < ThisIsSys> I need to find a way around to inject drivers on that image
19:22 < ThisIsSys> if there is a way
19:23 < gnupluslinux> i'd just build an nvme image and save that. might be faster depending on your configs but that's me
19:24  * gnupluslinux has relatively little trust in using images across different standards
19:26 < ThisIsSys> So wiping everything?
19:26 < gnupluslinux> would drivers within the image even matter? should be up to the mobo to detect a boot drive no?
19:28 < gnupluslinux> you said the system came with the nvme drive, was there an OS installed on it previously and was it booting properly before you cloned over?
19:30 < ThisIsSys> gnupluslinux: Yup! That booted properly without any issues. After cloning, it came up with this problem of inaccessible_boot_device
19:30 < ThisIsSys> And i am sure its the lack of storage drivers on the source image causing this problem
19:31 < ThisIsSys> How about i get a wim file from the source image, inject drivers onto it and use that one
19:31 < onenerdyguy> yeah, you'll need to add the drivers
19:32 < ThisIsSys> onenerdyguy: My concern is "how"
19:33 < onenerdyguy> dism
19:33 < onenerdyguy> just like anything else.
19:35 <@Code_Man65> nVME requires the pce-express drivers to be loaded
19:35 <@Code_Man65> s/pce/pci
19:35 <+layer-eight> [SED Code_Man65] nVME requires the pci-express drivers to be loaded
19:36 < gnupluslinux> on the system image?
19:36 <@Code_Man65> For it to be able to access the drive and boot off it
19:36 <+TuxedoJack> Six fucking retards so far fell for the same fucking CW variant at multiple sites
19:37 <+TuxedoJack> At least they're all on the same fucking Exchange host so I can -DeleteContent the shit out of Exchange
19:37 < gnupluslinux> paid test or actual CW?
19:37 <+TuxedoJack> Actual CryptoWall variant
19:37 <+TuxedoJack> Fuckers are getting clever
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> They're dropping scheduled tasks instead of running immediately
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> Waiting until after hours
19:38 < komugi> IT side or user side?
19:38 < komugi> that fell for it
19:38 <+TuxedoJack> User side
19:39 < komugi> ofc.
19:39 <+TuxedoJack> You think IT's that fucking retarded outside of tier 1?
19:39 < komugi> I was more suggesting if it was IT side
19:39 < komugi> they need to be fired
19:39 <+TuxedoJack> If it was IT side they'd be down to field services
19:40 < ionrover2> gnupluslinux scwizard: You can have the private repository in a network that is only accesible by docker hosts that need to use it.
19:41 < Anaphylaxis> got any screenshots?
19:41 < Anaphylaxis> of the email, TuxedoJack
19:41 < felda> I guess I accept sticky notes as tickets now  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
19:41 <+TuxedoJack> Do you one better
19:41 < ionrover2> While key-pair auth might not be something supported in the registries, there is always a another way.
19:41 < komugi> downward spiral
19:41 < ThisIsSys> Code_Man65: How do i get that on an image thats already copied on the nvme drive.
19:41 <+TuxedoJack> You want the infectious item?>
19:41 < Anaphylaxis> @ work so not right now pls :p
19:41 <+TuxedoJack> I always keep a copy of any malware I find
19:41 < felda> I was using sticky notes arranged on my desk as a way to track my projects and small tasks
19:41 < felda> user ran up and handed me a sticky note with a feature request
19:41 < admiralspark> felda: same. I have layers now
19:41 < felda> lol
19:42 < felda> Like I actually have a legit roadmap with some of them
19:42 <@Code_Man65> ThisIsSys:  You'd have to boot off a windows install disk, do the recover options and load the drives then use dism to inject the drivers
19:42 < felda> pointing towards other notes as the way to do things in order
19:42 < komugi> isn't that what project management software is for?
19:42 < komugi> lol
19:42 <+DrGibby|> yes lol
19:42 <@Code_Man65> But my first question would be why in the nine hells are you CLONING in 2018?
19:42 <+DrGibby|> when are the updates coming to felda.io, felda?
19:42 < gnupluslinux> ionrover2, right but i was more asking if you made a docker for windows into a linux container, you'd have to run that off a linux host no?
19:42 < felda> DrGibby| felda.io is about to shutdown
19:43 <+DrGibby|> NOOOOOO
19:43 <+DrGibby|> WHHHYYYY
19:43 < felda> hosting and ssl cert is expiring
19:43 <+DrGibby|> but
19:43 < admiralspark> :(
19:43 <+DrGibby|> its felda.io
19:43 < admiralspark> letsencrypt it!
19:43 < felda> I still own felda.io domain, but I don't feel like paying money
19:43 < felda> so I'm gonna host it myself
19:43 < gnupluslinux> Code_Man65, some people dont us cm still
19:43 < admiralspark> not even $5/mo for a vps?
19:43 < ThisIsSys> Code_Man65:  My school is too cheap to use SCCM. They have been using the cloning tool since 1780s and want to continue with that.
19:43 < ionrover2> I don't know actually.
19:43 <@Code_Man65> gnupluslinux:  MDT is free
19:43 <+DrGibby|> 5/m on gCloud man
19:43 < komugi> Does anyone know off the top of their head if I can attach more than one domain to Google Apps free tier?
19:43 <+DrGibby|> :(
19:43 < admiralspark> I'd offer to host it but I'm sure my vm's couldn't handle serving dynamic content to this group
19:43 <@Code_Man65> ThisIsSys:  Get MDT and modernize the OSD process
19:44 < admiralspark> komugi: no
19:44 < komugi> ok
19:44 < ionrover2> gnupluslinux, so docker and docker for windows are 2 different things. If you build something from an ubuntu image it should work on everything. if you build it from a windows image it will likely only work on windows.
19:44 < admiralspark> but business is $5
19:44 < jaelae> i clicked on that website and my daughter was standing beside me
19:44 < komugi> saves me time looking into it
19:44 < jaelae> and just went into a seizure
19:44 < brucevein> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadminjobs/comments/8giuo0/hiring_tampa_fl_senior_infrastructuredevops/
19:44 <+layer-eight> * brucevein →  reddit: the front page of the internet
19:44 < brucevein> is it working now?
19:44 < ionrover2> docker for windows runs the linux images in a discreete VM if i'm not mistaken
19:44 < gnupluslinux> A-KO, ?
19:44 < Heresiarch> brucevein: now it works.
19:44 < admiralspark> brucevein: yep
19:44 < brucevein> woo
19:45 < ThisIsSys> I am pushing to get them to use SCCM. is MDT any better?
19:45 < admiralspark> brucevein: whats the pay range?
19:45 < jaelae> you use MDT with SCCM
19:45 <@Code_Man65> MDT OSD is SCCM lite (but adds some very nice features to SCCM OSD)
19:45 < jaelae> you can at least
19:46 < brucevein> admiralspark, its a senior engineer role, so its up there
19:46 <@JollyRgrs> ThisIsSys: SCCM is soooooooooo much more than just imaging
19:46 < brucevein> as i said earlier, i'm a sr engineer on that team and well in to the 100k++ range
19:46 < admiralspark> brucevein: up there could be $100k, could be $300k though.
19:46 < admiralspark> ahh
19:46 < brucevein> but thats obviously up for discussion
19:46 < admiralspark> hmmm
19:46 < admiralspark> remote work?
19:46 < admiralspark> 401k?
19:46 < ThisIsSys> This push would be a big one, bringing them out of their comfort zone. I am just a student working part time (will be switching over full time this summer).
19:46 < admiralspark> health insurance?
19:46 <@JollyRgrs> but yeah, MDT is SCCM OSD Lite... but does have some features, which is why some people combine MDT into their SCCM imaging tasks
19:46 < admiralspark> should I just pm you on reddit
19:46 < admiralspark> haha
19:47 < brucevein> admiralspark, full health and benefits. we do get to work from home often
19:47 < brucevein> but its not guaranteed
19:47 <@Code_Man65> For example:  The ISLAPTOP, ISDESKTOP, ISSERVER variables
19:47 < jaelae> coworker wants me to move a Cisco UCS chassis down 4Us
19:47 < ThisIsSys> They would really have to trust a student working to even think about modernizing the imaging stuff
19:47 < jaelae> *sadface*
19:47 < admiralspark> brucevein: I don't want to move is the thing ;)
19:47 < kevin-oculus> sccm health check
19:47 < brucevein> admiralspark, sorry man
19:48 < ThisIsSys> Code_Man65: I have presentation prepared to give them an idea what sccm can do.
19:48 < brucevein> i mean...if youre a rockstar, anything is up for negotiation
19:48 < brucevein> but my gut is no on 100% remote
19:48 < admiralspark> brucevein: all good, thanks for posting.
19:48 <@Code_Man65> Protip:  Use protip: in your presentation (I kid)
19:48 < admiralspark> I like my current job and it pays well/health insurance is 100% covered and no cost to me
19:48 < ThisIsSys> This is a comparatively big school and i think sccm would help them in long run.
19:48 < admiralspark> just like to keep an eye on potential
19:49 < ThisIsSys> ghost and clonezilla are a big NO for me :( But i still gotta use them.
19:50 < ThisIsSys> The task on hand is this nvme drive and its drivers tho.
19:51 < ionrover2> brucevein, I asked for some more details about the position in a PM
19:52 < brucevein> ionrover2, pm
19:54 < ionrover2> was... that a question? private message? via reddit?
19:54 < ionrover2> oh nvm
19:54 < ionrover2> just saw it lol
19:55 < komugi> I am suspicious of ionrover2's skill level for a senior role when he can't distinguish irc and reddit :D
19:55 < gnupluslinux> they're both text based
19:55 < komugi> close enough
19:56 < komugi> ugh
19:56 < komugi> i'm thinking of moving back into nyc
19:56 < komugi> rent makes me cringe
19:57 < khelpw> Don't do it. NYC sucks.
19:58 < ionrover2> I would almost rather work in some remote part of nowhere with a great internet connection
19:58 < jaelae> i work in NYC
19:58 < ionrover2> make bank and pay as little for housing as possible
19:58 < jaelae> but i havent been in my office in nyc in 2 years
19:58 < ionrover2> fly in only when needed.
19:58 < dragonfleas> why is there always crazy stuff happening that i tell you guys about
19:58 < komugi> I dislike NYC tbh
19:58 < komugi> people get brain washed into loving nyc
19:58 < scwizard> jaelae: i grew up in nyc
19:58 < komugi> quality of life honestly sucks
19:58 < scwizard> fuck nyc
19:58 < scwizard> oh that's a way to do it
19:58 < jaelae> im not a fan of the commute is all
19:59 < jaelae> my company reimburses commute costs though but still i work from home
19:59 < scwizard> well then you prob live in the burbs
19:59 < scwizard> yeah the commute is hell
19:59 < scwizard> if you live by a subway stop the commute is bad but managable
19:59 < scwizard> if you're out on long island, you're wasting your life away
19:59 < komugi> haha
19:59 < jaelae> yea im in NJ i can take a bus 2 blocks from my house to port authority
19:59 < komugi> or you pick a trendy place to live
20:00 < jaelae> and the delicious smell of piss
20:00 < komugi> and live paycheck to paycheck
20:00 <+hxcsp> i have a friend who commutes from east harlem to LI City
20:00 <+hxcsp> sucks
20:00 < scwizard> poor soul
20:00 < jaelae> thats a no from me dawg
20:00 < jaelae> only benefit is a lot of companies are in penn station
20:00 < jaelae> so if you can take a train in thats not too much of a hassle
20:00 <+hxcsp> i commute an hour each way to work too
20:00 <+hxcsp> but thats traffic
20:01 < scwizard> i don't get how i'm supposed to ever want to go back to nyc life
20:01 < scwizard> having lived in austin now for like 4 years
20:01 <+hxcsp> im in houston. would move to austin 10/10
20:01 < giant_it_burrit> whose starting shit about nyc
20:01 < scwizard> me
20:02 < scwizard> never moving back
20:03 < jaelae> i was looking at moving near alpharetta ga
20:03 < jaelae> but then got a 100% work from home gig and never moved
20:04 < Casteil> not sure I could handle 100% work from home
20:05 < scwizard> i tried it for a while
20:05 < scwizard> grass is always greener ya know
20:05 < alazare619> anyone got a link to the newest dart pe
20:05 < Casteil> as quiet/private of a person as I am... I think the isolation would drive me crazy
20:05 < scwizard> although at the tech conference I was at, pretty much all the female devs there had work from home gigs
20:05 < Casteil> what's hilarious is that the social media chick at our company was boasting about how awesome it is to work from home and not have to be at the site she's near
20:06 < scwizard> lets you diversify your team, without having to stress as much about being accommodating i guess?
20:06 < MillerBoss> Windows Weekly Live twitch.tv/twit
20:06 < Casteil> recently she's started complaining about the fact that she doesn't have 'an office' or 'anywhere to work'
20:06 < Casteil> (lol)
20:06 < jaelae> i was working in the basement then redid my back porch that was pretty much open to the elemnts
20:06 < jaelae> and made it an office
20:06 < scwizard> i would say that sounds lovely but
20:06 < scwizard> you're in NJ so
20:06 < scwizard> in austin that would be very lovely
20:06 < Casteil> uhh
20:07 < Casteil> in austin that sounds like it'd be a fucking furnace
20:07 < jaelae> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/izTe8a8q/1525284428.JPG
20:07 < scwizard> hmm
20:07 <+layer-eight> * jaelae →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 107,331 bytes
20:07 < scwizard> you're probably right lol
20:07 < jaelae> its almost nice
20:07 < scwizard> that looks very lovely
20:07 < khelpw> Currently live on lawn guy land. Shitsux.jpg
20:07 < khelpw> biding my time, waiting probably another year to GTFO
20:07 < Casteil> that's a lot of windows
20:07 < Casteil> and proximity to neighbors
20:07 < komugi> how is the job landscape in Austin
20:07 < komugi> ?
20:08 < jaelae> yea its 11 windows total
20:08 < scwizard> komugi: it's fine
20:08 < Casteil> I don't like advertising expensive shit to neighbors :X
20:08 < jaelae> NJ suburbs - we are real close
20:08 < jaelae> i put in blackout curtains
20:08 < jaelae> blinds rather*
20:08 < scwizard> lower salaries but no city/state income tax, and lower col
20:08 < Casteil> my lot is somewhat private, I've got good visual barriers and my closest neighbor is about 70 feet away, and they're on the 'garage' side of my house with no windows anyway
20:08 < komugi> Austin is cool
20:08 < scwizard> it's hard to quantify how easy it is to get a job like
20:09 < komugi> but it's so hot
20:09 < scwizard> i certainly haven't had a shortage of recruiers
20:09 < scwizard> and i did manage to get a job
20:09 < scwizard> but it's not super high paying, or super long term
20:09 < khelpw> Austin is on the short list of places to check out. Austin, Denver, Portland, mabye SLC
20:09 < khelpw> maybe*
20:09 < scwizard> there's jobs in portland?
20:09 < scwizard> i thought there was just vegans
20:09 < komugi> I see
20:10 < khelpw> Not especially, I would just want to move there for the hiking in the PNW
20:10 < khelpw> Same with Denver, there are OK enough jobs, but I'm moving there for the outdoors.
20:11 < scwizard> the heat has never bothered me
20:11 < Heresiarch> khelpw: ++. I'd love to move to Portland, but more for the environment/wx than the city itself.
20:11 < scwizard> maybe it's my part Caribbean blood
20:11 <+TuxedoJack> There's jobs with my company in Denver, Alpharetta, and Austin,. but you'd have to work with a bunch of fucking idiots... and me
20:11 < scwizard> but it's too freaking sunny during the summer
20:11 < khelpw> I'm just over this 50+ minute commute each way every day and this fucking live to work lifestyle here.
20:12 < komugi> and users who inflict cryptowall
20:12 < komugi> oh, that's part of the idiots :D
20:12 < felda> oooof 7ZIP got dongered
20:12 < felda>  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
20:12 < scwizard> felda: what happened?
20:12 < felda> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8ghmdz/patch_7zip_to_1805_asap/
20:12 <+layer-eight> * felda →  Patch 7-Zip to 18.05 ASAP : sysadmin
20:12 < scwizard> fugggggg
20:13 < komugi> Last time I was in Portland, most people seem grumpy af
20:13 < ravioli> i assume you guys mean the original portland?
20:14 < ravioli> or are you talking about the shit, unoriginal, ripoff portland out west
20:14 < Heresiarch> ravioli: out west. No one needs your lobstah paradise.
20:14 < khelpw> ^^
20:14 < khelpw> I want to go hiking, not write bland horror novels.
20:15 < Heresiarch> (though I did love Portland ME when I passed through. Beautiful town, kinda college-town feel)
20:15 < brucevein> aight guys, im taking off for the day
20:15 < brucevein> have a good one
20:17 < khelpw> IDK, a part of me wants to move to hipsterville and just start a storefront for my leathercraft shit
20:18 < komugi> I want to move to Kyoto
20:18 < giant_it_burrit> weeb
20:18 < komugi> if it wasn't career suicide
20:18 < onenerdyguy> khelpw, don't do it
20:19 < komugi> giant_it_burrit literally cannot be a weeb
20:19 < komugi> i'm actually part Japanese
20:19 < komugi> :P
20:19 < giant_it_burrit> you can bea weeb
20:19 < giant_it_burrit> believe it
20:19 < giant_it_burrit> dattebayo
20:19 < tsarbomba> there's a portland out west?
20:19 < komugi> OR
20:19 < giant_it_burrit> oregon
20:19 < onenerdyguy> tsarbomba, we don't talk about oregon
20:19 < giant_it_burrit> onenerdyguy: except when we talk about the trail
20:19 < tsarbomba> i guess they needed overflow for all the dirty hippies who can't fit in california
20:20 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: yes. They have supposed hipsters, but are utter crap in cider/mead selection.
20:20 < giant_it_burrit> aka make buffalo extinct and carry 10 pounds
20:20 < komugi> giant_it_burrit - wouldn't weeb be more focused on Akiba?
20:20 < khelpw> srsly tho, I've gotta start making moves soon after I move out of here to transition away from IT
20:20 < onenerdyguy> khelpw, why
20:20 < komugi> Kyoto is seriously pretty though
20:20 < giant_it_burrit> worst shrine maidens
20:20 < khelpw> Self-preservation, mostly.
20:20 < giant_it_burrit> no a single kagome among them
20:20 < khelpw> Even just visiting Japan would be a _very_ expensive thing for me.
20:20 < giant_it_burrit> i had to banish them to the shadow realm
20:21 < giant_it_burrit> am i doing this right>
20:21 < komugi> in terms of what?
20:21 < komugi> ticket?
20:21 < khelpw> too many of my hobbies and interests have hot-spots in jap'n
20:21 < komugi> oh, all the things
20:21 < giant_it_burrit> he'd hit the onsens
20:21 < giant_it_burrit> and the maid cafes
20:21 < scwizard> visiting japan is something i've fantaized about doing if i had a bunch of money
20:21 < komugi> I went to Kyoto university
20:21 < scwizard> which i kinda don't so
20:21 < komugi> there are pretty nice ones
20:21 < komugi> Kurama has a nice day onsen
20:21 < komugi> which isn't expensive
20:22 < khelpw> Nakaya fountain pens, JDM car bits for my subaru, shinki cordovan and japanese leather stuff, etc etc etc
20:22 < komugi> that'd be hell to bring back
20:22 < khelpw> shipping is expensive, too.
20:23 < onenerdyguy> i've been to Japan once.
20:23 < onenerdyguy> never again
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> khelpw: would you go bosozoku style
20:23 < khelpw> No. I have taste.
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> and?
20:23 < onenerdyguy> now Germany. I'll go back to Germany
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> you drive a subaru
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> im confused
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> oh
20:23 < khelpw> Yes, but I don't vape, it doesn't have any stickers on it etc.
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> bad taste
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> got it
20:23 < giant_it_burrit> then do you even scoobyru?
20:24 < komugi> germany is pretty nice too
20:24 < komugi> I'm torn between Europe and japan
20:24 < giant_it_burrit> i like murica
20:24 < khelpw> it has an exhaust and I autocross it, and I do outdoorsy stuff in it which is pretty subaruish
20:24 < scwizard> why isn't my boss back yet
20:24 < komugi> not a fan
20:24 < scwizard> i need him to do a small thing
20:24 < scwizard> bleh whatever
20:24 < scwizard> i should get to work
20:24 < Casteil> https://hostr.co/file/D1rPN3jKUVqJ/snowbaru2.jpg :D (@ giant_it_burrit  )
20:24 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 0 bytes
20:25 < Casteil> AWD makes snow hella fun
20:26 < Casteil> AWD+snow tires = lots of confidence driving in shit weather
20:27 < khelpw> No. AWD makes snow hella safe
20:27 < khelpw> RWD makes snow hella fun
20:27 < komugi> snow = I don't drive
20:27 < komugi> I have awd, but still
20:27 < khelpw> That's fine. I wish more people who lack the confidence to drive in the snow would stay home
20:27 < khelpw> rather than limping and idling their car along the highways
20:27 < komugi> Well, it's more about the salt
20:27 < khelpw> OIC, care about your car too much?
20:27 < komugi> just a bit
20:28 < khelpw> get a beater.
20:28 < komugi> i tend to have to do underbody wash every time I go out in the snow
20:28 < Casteil> khelpw: Eh AWD is just as fun in snow as RWD
20:28 < Casteil> and you're a lot less likely to get stuck which can be a real damper on your fun :P
20:28 < Jekotia> Anyone have experience with VMware's Harbor or Portus (Docker registry servers with a web UI)? I'm putting together a plan to move my org over to Docker for internal stuff, since we have a god forsaken mess of "this thing is so old, but it works, so we don't ever touch it" in a few dozen different places
20:28 < komugi> I work mostly from home, there is absolutely no need for me to have to go out
20:28 < komugi> unless there is a power outage
20:29 < khelpw> Casteil: we'll have to agree to disagree on that one but that's why I like the heep. Manually locking diffs = RWD til you get stuck, 4 lo to get you out, then right back for more spins
20:29 < khelpw> IMO, subaru AWD in snow has a tendency to plow, and if you keep on the throttle, just move diagonally
20:29 < Casteil> I drove that legacy through 12" of snow uphill with zero wheel slippage, passing cars that had no chance :)
20:29 < khelpw> it'll rotate eventually if you keep on the throttle and really jerk the wheel, but it's not as easy or as fun to try to steer with the throttle.
20:30 < khelpw> Oh, I won't argue for a single second that it's better for getting where you need to go
20:30 < tsarbomba> when an old ford f-100 with rwd only passed casteil like he was standing still, a single tear trickled down his cheek
20:30 < Casteil> and I understand now why rally drivers spend half their lives sideways
20:31 < khelpw> Don't get me wrong. There's also a LOT to be said for ground clearance. especially when your paint is as shitty as subarus
20:31 < komugi> yeah srsly
20:31 < komugi> my moms subie rusted in ~5 years
20:31 < komugi> D:
20:31 < stairmast0r> khelpw: i just tabbed back to here from ##cars and you're talking about subies lol
20:31 < Casteil> on a shitty/loose surface it's better to already be in a state of chaos than to try to rely on staying locked in to a line
20:31 < khelpw> Eh, most of the rally drivers I know live pretty normal lives 90% of the time, and a lot of the cars aren't road legal
20:32 < tsarbomba> READY FOR THE SNOW http://topclassiccarsforsale.com/uploads/photoalbum/1985-subaru-gl-hatchback-4-wheel-drive-4034-lift-kit-55992-original-miles-1.jpg
20:32 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 62,516 bytes
20:32 < khelpw> ironically, the ones that are don't live anywhere near dirt
20:32 < Casteil> khelpw: Frankly I'm pretty sure you're spot on about subaru paint... my 2013 elantra went 4 years without any etching
20:32 < stairmast0r> tsarbomba: that's dope whatever it is
20:32 < Casteil> Subaru? bird shit etches after like 4 hours
20:32 < khelpw> Yep. my hood looks like the surface of the moon
20:32 < stairmast0r> ah fuck i need to wipe the shit off my m3
20:33 < JFDkthx> khelpw: people call your car pocky?
20:33 < khelpw> Nope
20:33 < JFDkthx> oh.
20:33 < JFDkthx> nvm
20:33 < Casteil> I was really pretty ticked off to see my clearcoat etched one day after a bird shit on it; and I had even used some protectant
20:34 < Casteil> subaru's fit/finish is a little on the 'eh' side
20:34 < JFDkthx> have you tried not parking under trees?
20:34 < JFDkthx> or powerlines
20:34 < Casteil> I've got an unfortunate number of dash/door rattles already too and the car's only like 1.5 yrs old
20:34 < khelpw> Yeah, my suggestion is you get a louder stereo if the rattles bother you
20:34 < khelpw> there will only be more
20:35 < tsarbomba> ahahahah he wans $7500 for a 33 year old automobile. http://topclassiccarsforsale.com/subaru/308633-1985-subaru-gl-hatchback-4-wheel-drive-4034-lift-kit-55992-original-miles.html
20:35 <+layer-eight> * tsarbomba →  1985 Subaru GL Hatchback 4 wheel drive 4" lift kit 55,992 original miles for sale: photos, technical specifications, description
20:35 < tsarbomba> and NO AIR CONDITIONING
20:35 < tsarbomba> silly urabus owners
20:35 < khelpw> https://i.imgur.com/TUpODuO.jpg this is one of my friends legacy
20:35 <+layer-eight> * khelpw →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 6,854,471 bytes
20:35 < khelpw> very similar
20:36 < Casteil> lol
20:39 < admiralspark> tsarbomba: a subaru gl no less
20:40 < admiralspark> Scoobadoo people think they have toyotas I guess?
20:40 < admiralspark> not that toyota is actually worth any more***
20:42 < tsarbomba> i saw a 94 camry on sale for $11,000 the other day
20:42 < tsarbomba> nearly drove off the road laughing
20:43 < Gencade> .bofh
20:43 <+layer-eight> BOFH The token fell out of the ring. call us when you find it.
20:43 < MillerBoss> .gender Gencade
20:43 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → Gencade → 637 words sampled → Female: 1648 → Male : 1607 → Diff: -41 → 53% → Female  → (EU?)
20:44 < Gencade> damn guess I am a girl now
20:44 < Gencade> thanks MillerBoss
20:44 < voidstar> that's an interesting function
20:45 < MillerBoss> You are most welcome señor
20:46 <@cryptic1> guys please
20:46 <@cryptic1> calm down
20:46 < MillerBoss> Yeah damn it
20:46 < Gencade> cryptic1, get Psi-Jack out of here
20:46 < MillerBoss> .gender cryptic1
20:46 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → cryptic1 → 506 words sampled → Female: 761 → Male : 1155 → Diff: 394 → 60% → Male
20:46 < Psi-Jack> Man, the trolling is strong with some.
20:46 < MillerBoss> Psi-Jack 👉 GTFO
20:46 <@cryptic1> ^
20:47 < JFDkthx> .gender DomLS3
20:47 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
20:47 <@cryptic1>  /part or be parted /kick
20:47 < JFDkthx> A BITCH
20:47 < MillerBoss> LMAO cryptic1
20:47 <@cryptic1> :>
20:47 < MillerBoss> Denied
20:47 < gnupluslinux> cryptic1, back to work
20:47 <@cryptic1> D:
20:47 < MillerBoss> Ask cryptic1 for admin hand outs
20:47 < gnupluslinux> cryptic1, plz2kick JFDkthx
20:47 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: !$
20:47 < binaryhermit> I'm curious....
20:47 < tsarbomba> s/part /party
20:47 <+layer-eight> [SED tsarbomba/cryptic1] /party or be parted /kick
20:47 < binaryhermit> .gender binaryhermit
20:47 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group Administrator. Access denied
20:48 < binaryhermit> oh well
20:48 < JFDkthx> UR NOT ADMIN
20:48 < tsarbomba> YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
20:48 < voidstar> .access list
20:48 < JFDkthx> ur bicurious
20:48 < MillerBoss> .access yourmom
20:48 < MillerBoss> .access yourmom
20:48 < corn266> access denied
20:48 < JFDkthx> Not a valid entry
20:48 < MillerBoss> layer-eight is so smart now
20:48 < JFDkthx> smaht
20:48 < Gencade> .seen Gencade
20:48 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for Gencade
20:48 < tsarbomba> .submit-momrequest
20:48 < Gencade> Yeah... smart
20:49 < Gencade> That's the word
20:49 <@cryptic1> .mute tsarbomba
20:49 < corn266> jesus Gencade I was taking a drink
20:49 < voidstar> .invalidcommand
20:49 < MillerBoss> .seen Gencade
20:49 <+layer-eight> Seen →  Gencade Saying That's the word via Log on #reddit-sysadmin a few seconds ago
20:49 < MillerBoss> .mute Gencade
20:49 < Gencade> .Seen MillerBoss
20:49 <+layer-eight> Gencade has been muted. May there be peace.
20:49 < JFDkthx> .seen _tim
20:49 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for JFDkthx
20:49 < JFDkthx> :(
20:49 < Gencade> D:
20:50 < admiralspark> RIP Gencade
20:50 < JFDkthx> good riddance
20:50 < JFDkthx> imo
20:50 < Gencade> so I am a girl and dead now
20:50 < Gencade> unlucky
20:50 < Gencade> for sure
20:50 < corn266> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
20:50 < voidstar> .help
20:50 < Gencade> JFDkthx, literally no one likes you here.
20:50 <+layer-eight> voidstar I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
20:50 < Gencade> you're just like Psi-Jack
20:50 < JFDkthx> .join
20:50 < MillerBoss> Oh geez
20:50 < MillerBoss> Here we go
20:51 < corn266> .help
20:51 <+layer-eight> corn266 I have messaged you my instructions. Be gentle.
20:51 < JFDkthx> .popularity-contest
20:51 <+layer-eight> Popularity for candidate JFDkthx has been messaged to you JFDkthx
20:51 < JFDkthx> Mean Score: undefined Total Score: NaN Total Votes: undefined
20:51 < MillerBoss> Don't blame me. :P
20:51 < JFDkthx> :(
20:51 < JFDkthx> it's obviously not seeded
20:51 < JFDkthx> MillerBoss: fix that, so my popularity is correctly displayed
20:51 < corn266> .sjw
20:51 <+layer-eight> corn266, you're a xenophobic, male, heterosexual, fear-monger!
20:51 < admiralspark> HOW DO WE VOTE?
20:51 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking offshore webdevs
20:52 < admiralspark> woah capslock
20:52 < corn266> ow my white privilege
20:52 <+TuxedoJack> I'm not fucking whitelisting all of Nicaragua on a firewall because they can't be arsed to get a static IP
20:52 < JFDkthx> wait a second, i can use this bot for rss feeds?
20:52 < MillerBoss> .popularity #reddit-sysadmin DrGibby|
20:52 <+layer-eight> There is no popularity data for #reddit-sysadmin
20:52 < giant_it_burrit> TuxedoJack: kill tem
20:52 < MillerBoss> No vlue
20:53 <+DrGibby|> WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PINGING ME?
20:53 < JFDkthx> .rss-subscribe lovemeow.com/feeds/feed.rss
20:53 < MillerBoss> s/vlue/clue
20:53 <+layer-eight> You are not a member of the group ChannelOpIdentified. Access denied
20:53 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] No clue
20:53 < JFDkthx> DrGibby|:
20:53 < JFDkthx> sorry
20:53 < MillerBoss> . origins
20:53 <+layer-eight> MillerBoss, Que passa?
20:54 < MillerBoss> .origins
20:54 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, MillerBoss
20:54 < JFDkthx> i hope its a 3000 word fanfic
20:54 < corn266> s/fanfic/furry fanfic
20:54 <+layer-eight> [SED corn266/JFDkthx] i hope its a 3000 word furry fanfic
20:54 < MillerBoss> .unmute Gencade
20:54 <+layer-eight> Gencade has been unmuted
20:54 < JFDkthx> thats implied
20:55 < JFDkthx> thats the only good fanfic
20:55 < felda> you know you could leave layer-eight alone
20:55 < felda> cryptic1 could you kick JFDkthx for being JFDkthx??
20:55 < JFDkthx> how else would we entertain ourselfs when it's friday afternoon
20:55 < Gencade> felda, ++
20:55 < MillerBoss> .urban felda
20:55 <+layer-eight> Urban Dictionary Error: No Results are available for felda
20:55 < felda> I'm willing to pay 1 crypticoin for this
20:55 < felda> :D
20:55 < MillerBoss> .gender felda
20:56 <+layer-eight> Gender Guesser → felda → 1358 words sampled → Female: 2615 → Male : 3994 → Diff: 1379 → 60% → Male
20:56 < grumplestiltzkin> .origins
20:56 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, grumplestiltzkin
20:56 < Jekotia> .origins
20:56 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, Jekotia
20:56 < voidstar> .token Gencade
20:56 < JFDkthx> .apocalypse
20:56 <+layer-eight> Your token has been safely private messaged to you voidstar
20:56 <+layer-eight> Apocalypse Clock is currently set to 11:58 PM
20:56 < grumplestiltzkin> neat, there was mutation involved
20:56 < JFDkthx> hm
20:56 < MillerBoss> 	I am layer-eight, I am currently running at version 1.0.15. MillerBoss is my master but I also listen to 3 others. I also ignore 2 morons, but that is a different story. My body is x64, but my mind is linux. This iteration of myself has been alive for 23.77 hours. I am open source and if you know JavaScript and NodeJS you should totally help make me better. You can learn all about me at https://gith
20:56 < MillerBoss> ub.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot, or, better yet,
20:56 < MillerBoss> 01:54:04 PM  layer-eight	contact me directly at Dave Richer <davericher@gmail.com> 
20:56 < felda> who programmed all this neat stuff in to layer-eight??
20:57 < MillerBoss> >I also ignore 2 morons
20:57 < JFDkthx> whos the ignore
20:57 < JFDkthx> i bet it's DomLS3 and DrGibby|
20:57 < felda> god I hope it's going to be everyone but me
20:57 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: It said 1 moron when I .origins'd
20:57 < JFDkthx> it ignores everyone that .origins
20:57 < corn266> It's learning
20:57 <@cryptic1> it knows better
20:58 < Jekotia> Ah, lol
20:58 < Jekotia> I feel like it should increment that BEFORE sending the message
20:58 < JFDkthx> felda: likes to lick the crust off of dirty socks
20:58 < MillerBoss> >Artificial Intelligence / Machine Learning
20:58 < MillerBoss> pffft
20:58 < MillerBoss> .hello
20:58 <+layer-eight> Amen good day MillerBoss
20:58 < Jekotia> .hello
20:58 <+layer-eight> Ah buenos dias Jekotia
20:58 < Psi-Jack> Great. Now integrate eliza into it. :)
20:59 < Jekotia> It's not ignoring me after all
20:59 < JFDkthx> shame
20:59 < Jekotia> JFDkthx: I know. The world is 0.0001% better when I'm ignored.
20:59 <+DrGibby|> s/[aeiouy]/o/g
20:59 <+DrGibby|> s/better/worse
20:59 <+layer-eight> [SED DrGibby|/Jekotia] JFDkthx: I know. The world is 0.0001% worse when I'm ignored.
21:00 <+DrGibby|> hm
21:00 < Gencade> s/ignored/around
21:00 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade/Jekotia] JFDkthx: I know. The world is 0.0001% better when I'm around.
21:00 <+DrGibby|> TURN AROUND
21:00 < voidstar> .sjw
21:00 <+layer-eight> voidstar, you're a deluded, nativist, heteronormative, colonialist!
21:00 <+DrGibby|> EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE MORE
21:00 < Jekotia> That's an unexpected used of regex in here, usually the "meant" is used to insult
21:00 < MillerBoss> .topTerms Gencade 10
21:00 <+layer-eight> The Top 10 Terms for Gencade are: psijack,like,dont,czarbomba,watch,think,just,ass,plop,hero
21:00 < MillerBoss> Go figure
21:00 < Jekotia> .topTerms jekotia
21:00 < MillerBoss> The price is wrong
21:01 <+DrGibby|> .topTerms DrGibby| 10
21:01 < MillerBoss> .topTerms +DrGibby| 10
21:01 <+layer-eight> There are no results for +DrGibby|, MillerBoss
21:01 < MillerBoss> .topTerms DrGibby| 10
21:01 <+layer-eight> The Top 10 Terms for DrGibby| are: precise,im,good,shit,yeah,like,hope,coderphive,thats,dont
21:01 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: "I am sorry, Jekotia, I am unable to do that. Let me clarify, topTerms is an invalid command"
21:01 <+DrGibby|> hm
21:01 < Jekotia> That seems a little broken
21:01 <@cryptic1> not its right
21:01 < MillerBoss> Its not broken.
21:01 <+DrGibby|> fuck you cryptic1 get back to work
21:01 <@cryptic1> DrGibby|, always says hop
21:01 <+DrGibby|> tru
21:01 <+DrGibby|> dat
21:01 < MillerBoss> .topTerms cryptic1 10
21:01 <+layer-eight> The Top 10 Terms for cryptic1 are: good,mistiry,sir,hello,webex,presentation,2000,linux,request,pkg
21:02 < Jekotia> MillerBoss: If it's saying a valid command is invalid, how is that not broken? I can understand usage restrictions, but that's different from an invalid command
21:03 <@cryptic1> hahaha
21:03 < MillerBoss> Feel free to make a request to change https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot
21:03 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 7 days ago → JavaScript → ✡ 14 → Forks: 3
21:03 <@cryptic1> I did spam that a lot recently
21:03 < voidstar> .random-webline
21:03 <+layer-eight> People don't realize how lonely they are until they are the only ones up at night and everyone else is sleeping.
21:03 <@cryptic1> right mistiry
21:03 < Jekotia> I just realised I omitted the number...
21:03 < Jekotia> .topTerms jekotia 10
21:03 < MillerBoss> I get what you are saying though Jekotia but that is message it does
21:04 < Jekotia> Nope, it wasnt my syntax. It lies about its problems
21:04 < Jekotia> Sounds like layer-eight is an alcoholic
21:04 < MillerBoss> .drunk
21:04 <+layer-eight> I amn sudenli feelyngue veri tipsi
21:04 < MillerBoss> .hello
21:04 <+layer-eight> Welcome buenos dias MillerBoss
21:04 < MillerBoss> OK back to work. Lunch time over
21:04 < JFDkthx> you should have the bot greet every person upon joining
21:05 < MillerBoss> That is an option but cryptic1  can enable that not me
21:05 < JFDkthx> with a customized "get back to work" message
21:05 < corn266> .tifu
21:05 < voidstar> .mentions
21:05 < MillerBoss> Actually that is hard coded int he config.js
21:05 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: i expect that by the time i return to work tomorrow
21:05 < GrandWizardZippy> how goes it all
21:05 < JFDkthx> GrandWizardZippy: we fukkin a bot
21:05 <@cryptic1> that would annoy everyone real fast
21:05 < MillerBoss> https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot/blob/master/config.sample.js#L295
21:06 <+layer-eight> * MilerBosz → GytHub → funsowceeter → MrNodeBod → yewr phryndly NodeJce eeRC Bod Framewourk → @ ~ 7 dayse agoe → JavaScrypd → ✡ 14 → phohrks: 3
21:06 < GrandWizardZippy> JFDkthx: sounds like a fun time
21:06 < MillerBoss> Wow layer-eight is drunk
21:06 < JFDkthx> cryptic1: thats the point
21:06 < voidstar> .lucky
21:06  * layer-eight pointse a 6 tchamber rhevolver whyth hone rhound loaeded aed voidstahr, and spinse (6 slotse remeinyng)
21:06 <+layer-eight> *cklyck* - Lookz lyke yew ged toe lyve another dei voidstahr
21:06 < MillerBoss> .drunk
21:06 <+layer-eight> Well that was interesting...
21:06 < voidstar> yall feeling .lucky?
21:07 < GrandWizardZippy> hahaha
21:09 < GrandWizardZippy> .lucky
21:09  * layer-eight points a 6 chamber revolver with one round loaded at GrandWizardZippy, and spins (6 slots remaining)
21:09 <+layer-eight> *click* - Looks like you get to live another day GrandWizardZippy
21:09 < scwizard> Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 134217728 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 131072 bytes)
21:09 < scwizard> really?
21:09 <+TuxedoJack> .origin
21:09 < scwizard> docker's defaults for allocating memory are that conservative?
21:10 < Hatter> Can we do russian roulette duels like in Deer Hunter?
21:10 <+TuxedoJack> .origins
21:10 <+layer-eight> I have private messaged you my origin story, TuxedoJack
21:11 < MillerBoss> .safe-check https://docs.microsoft.com/
21:11 <+layer-eight> Error Resolving safe check
21:11 < MillerBoss> .safe-check docs.microsoft.com/
21:11 <+layer-eight> There are no URLs present in your text, MillerBoss
21:11 < MillerBoss> .total #reddit-sysadmin
21:11 <+layer-eight> Total Messages from #reddit-sysadmin: 12,911
21:12 < vinrock> yo
21:12 < vinrock> i just discovered microcenter
21:12 < vinrock> holy shit this is like a nerd valhallah
21:12 < MillerBoss> .random-line cryptic1
21:12 <+layer-eight> I am sorry MillerBoss, something went wrong fetching the random line information
21:12 < MillerBoss> OK I am done
21:12 < MillerBoss> What is micro center
21:13 < SynMonger> it's like fry's without the walk of shame through the "did you steal anything?" guy at the exit
21:13 < vinrock> https://twitter.com/doug_ellison/status/991152866554400768
21:13 <+layer-eight> * vinrock →  Doug Ellison on Twitter: "MER lost files necessary to use the MER test bed.  Then someone realized we had a backup.  On Opportunity.  On Mars. Suck it, DropBox… https://t.co/Mecr8PO3vY"
21:13 < MillerBoss> Wow place looks neat but nothing like that near here. Best Buy is the closest thing
21:14 < vinrock> i didnt think stores like this still existed
21:14 < vinrock> closest one to me is 45 min away tho so its gona be a weekend trip
21:14 < MillerBoss> Two in Chicago
21:14 < xtensive> I wish we had one too
21:16 < MillerBoss> https://github.com/watson-developer-cloud/node-sdk is builtin to layer-eight but I have not taken time to get an API key and learn it
21:16 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  GitHub → watson-developer-cloud → node-sdk → :comet: Node.js library to access IBM Watson services. → @ ~ 21 hours ago → TypeScript → ✡ 1,025 → Forks: 522 → ☹ 5
21:16 < xtensive> layer-eight, what is the meaning of life?
21:16 < xtensive> .meaningoflife
21:17 < giant_it_burrit> MillerBoss: why does it use the star of david
21:17 < giant_it_burrit> do the jews control layer-eight  like the media
21:18 < MillerBoss> lol what?
21:18 < giant_it_burrit> look at the above
21:18 < giant_it_burrit> after the arrow from typescript
21:18 < scwizard> docker stats
21:18 < MillerBoss> ✡ ?
21:18 < giant_it_burrit> that
21:18 < scwizard> says there's plenty of memory
21:18 < giant_it_burrit> yes
21:18 < scwizard> but it's going oom
21:18 < giant_it_burrit> appears like a star of david
21:19 < MillerBoss> Things appear closer than they really are giant_it_burrit
21:19 < giant_it_burrit> your not my mirror
21:19 < giant_it_burrit> *you're
21:19 < tsarbomba> (((layer-eight)))
21:20 < xtensive> at least it's not a swastika
21:20 < giant_it_burrit> meh
21:20 < giant_it_burrit> its not a bad thing in bootyism
21:20 < giant_it_burrit> depending how it goes
21:20 < MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180502/p14#a180502p14
21:20 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Researchers say critical infrastructure software had security flaws that could have let hackers shut down factories, power plants, and water systems remotely (Alfred Ng/CNET)
21:20 < scwizard> must be a php memory limit eww
21:22 < MillerBoss> I hope these companies running infrastructure type machines are hiring security peeps.
21:24 < xtensive> for their machines running windows 95?
21:24 < MillerBoss> This is neat https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16976505
21:24 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  DigitalOcean Introduces Kubernetes Product | Hacker News
21:25 < MillerBoss> Vs Google Cloud
21:29 < vader-> Hey MillerBoss, do you have any primer videos you know of that would help someone quickly get talking points on the following:  Office 365, Sharepoint, Windows Server, SonicWall, Switching/Routing, VMWare, HyperV? I have a family member who is trying to interview with an MSP but his background isn't that deep in tech... He is taking a road trip soon and was hoping to find him some primer videos to watch...
21:30 < MillerBoss> They are all on my Plex server
21:30 < MillerBoss> SonicWALL even but not the latest OS
21:30 < vader-> ya i didn't know if you had ones that you knew were quick hits
21:30 < MillerBoss> Oh
21:31 <+DomLS3> vader-: primer videos aren't going to get him the job
21:31 < MillerBoss> https://shit.farm.millerboss.com/x/note-vLhZtR1nMl-e2Xd.txt vader-
21:31 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 1,314,015 bytes
21:32 < MillerBoss> IT Pro and Lynda have a lot of what you asked for
21:33 < MillerBoss> Pluralsight as well
21:33 < MillerBoss> And CompTIA_Network+_Cert_N10-006_The_Total_Course is my favorite networking course
21:36 < MillerBoss> Anyone that is interested in any of those I am happy to add you to my Plex server. Its nice n fast
21:36 < Hatter> MillerBoss: what if someone tells on you?
21:36 < SpookyCrisp> Hatter, I won't snitch.
21:36 < MillerBoss> Tells on me what?
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> ugh
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> for windows settings, why do people always say "hit apply and then hit ok"
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> YOU CAN JUST HIT OK AND IT WILL DO THE SAME THING!
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> i scream here because I can't in my office
21:37 < SpookyCrisp> JollyRgrs, To be extra applied.
21:37 < corn266> Because in technical writing we wrote about how to make a grilled cheese sandwich and they didn't take the plastic off the cheese before cooking it
21:37 <@JollyRgrs> apply... then apply directly to the forehead and close
21:37 < tsarbomba> jollyrgrs preach
21:37 < tsarbomba> at least fuck with them
21:38 < tsarbomba> hit apply...ok now hit cancel
21:38 < tsarbomba> "but wait won't that screw things up?"
21:38 < felda> JollyRgrs but is hitting OK the same as hitting APPLY?
21:38  * tsarbomba slaps felda
21:38 < tsarbomba> apply = ok without closing the dialogue
21:38 <@JollyRgrs> felda: no, it isn't
21:38 <@JollyRgrs> b/c apply doesn't close, OK is apply and close
21:38 < felda> personally I think it should be
21:38 < tsarbomba> ^
21:38 < MillerBoss> OK: Applies the changes and closes the dialog (or goes back to the previous location / one level up)
21:38 < MillerBoss> Apply: Applies the changes so the user can see / work with the results, but keeps the dialog open, ready for further modifications
21:39 <@JollyRgrs> Apply needs to be renamed "OK, but i'm not done yet"
21:39 < felda> some programs don't even have an apply or okay button it just immediately just saves everything
21:39 < MillerBoss> Sometimes you don't want to close the window
21:39 <@JollyRgrs> or does OK need to named "Apply and Close"
21:39 < felda> JollyRgrs when you have to hit save on each settings tab ;_;
21:39 < abakedapplepie> i like when dialogs say "apply and continue" "apply and close"
21:39 < tsarbomba> i always thought "save" would work better than apply
21:39 < tsarbomba> but "apply" isn't exactly a mindbender
21:39 < abakedapplepie> or s/apply/save
21:39 < abakedapplepie> i use that terminology in my access prompts lol
21:39 < SpookyCrisp> I've seen some apps not save changes unless you hit apply then ok
21:39 <@JollyRgrs> you arent' saving a file/document
21:39 < MillerBoss> https://ux.stackexchange.com/questions/27781/when-to-include-an-apply-button
21:39 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  dialog - When to include an Apply button? - User Experience Stack Exchange
21:39 < tsarbomba> name one
21:39 <@JollyRgrs> you are "applying" a setting
21:40 < tsarbomba> that doesn't fit with the windows sdk
21:40 <@JollyRgrs> b/c apply might actually cause an action to be taken, not just saving settings to a file/registry
21:40 < tsarbomba> good point, jollyrgrs
21:40 < felda> oooh this is the worst.  When the settings dialog has multiple tabs, but in order to save each tab you have to hit okay which closes the dialog
21:40 < felda> A N G E R Y
21:40 < MillerBoss> And in some programs in Windows OK doesn't change anything but Apply does
21:40 <@JollyRgrs> felda: if i write an app, i'm doing that
21:41  * tsarbomba takes felda's apply button
21:41 < felda> no pls
21:41 < felda> stop
21:41 < tsarbomba> millerboss, name one
21:41 <@JollyRgrs> ^^
21:41 < felda> Windows 2003 SBS comes to mind
21:41 < MillerBoss> Off the top of my head I don't recall. But I know there have been some
21:41 < tsarbomba> uh huh
21:41 < MillerBoss> Not recently
21:42 < tsarbomba> any chance they were bootleg third-party one-dev apps with the market share of betamax in 2018?
21:42 <@JollyRgrs> maybe you are thinking of TempleOS, not Windows?
21:42 < MillerBoss> Possibly
21:43 < felda> There are a few older third party programs I've used that have been that way
21:44 < felda> Symantec System Restore 2011 being one of them
21:44 < felda> so glad I use Veeam now
21:44 <@cryptic1> go back to using ghost felda or clonezilla
21:44 <@cryptic1> veeam is not pfsense
21:45 < felda> I actually just use RAID1 and rip out 1 drive when I leave for the day
21:45 < giant_it_burrit> ghost felda? i didnt want a date
21:45 < felda> RAID is the superior backup solution!
21:45 < alazare619> The tornanas are coming
21:45 <+DrGibby|> felda
21:45 < alazare619> Rip me
21:45 <+DrGibby|> my coworkers just got felda.io 'd
21:45 < felda> :D
21:45 <+DrGibby|> :)
21:45 < felda> what did they think?
21:45 <+DrGibby|> "what the fuck is this shit?!"
21:45 < SpookyCrisp> :D
21:45 < SpookyCrisp> Kek
21:46 <+DrGibby|> then they got to the customer reviews
21:46 <+DrGibby|> and laughed at all of them
21:46 < Heresiarch> DrGibby|: ...why would you do that to co-workers?
21:46 <+DrGibby|> Heresiarch: I'm an asshole
21:46 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, Ypu mean fellow assholes?
21:46 <+DrGibby|> also, why not?
21:46 < Heresiarch> DrGibby|: straight answer. Fair enough!
21:46 < alazare619> Feldad is the new rick roll
21:46 <+DrGibby|> felda.io'd
21:46 < felda> K so are you all ready for the FELDA(tm) Backup Solution
21:46 <+DrGibby|> RAID0?
21:47 <+DrGibby|> radio
21:47 < SpookyCrisp> felda, WAT tell me more!
21:47 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: there's asshole, then there's exposing folks to felda's website.
21:47 < SpookyCrisp> Heresiarch, LOL
21:47 < felda> So you setup RAID 1
21:47 < felda> then each night
21:47 < felda> you unplug the drive
21:47 < felda> put it in storage
21:47 < felda> and put a new drive in and rebuild the array
21:47 <+DrGibby|> oh my god
21:47 < Heresiarch> SpookyCrisp: felda.io is just a slight step above goatse/2g1c.
21:47 < felda> 100% fool proof
21:47 < SpookyCrisp> felda, WHERE CAN I BUY!
21:47 <+DrGibby|> thats brilliant
21:47 < felda> felda.io no doubt
21:48 < SpookyCrisp> Will there be a feld.io/forum?
21:48 < SpookyCrisp> I want to meet other felda.io users.
21:48 < felda> SpookyCrisp no not yet
21:48 < giant_it_burrit> felda.io is that another slither.io game
21:48 <@cryptic1> yes check it out
21:50 < giant_it_burrit> felda: do you get mail?
21:50 < felda> no
21:50 < vinrock> im trying to compile putty in vs 2017 community
21:50 < vinrock> i havent touched vs since .net came out
21:50 < vinrock> why am i getting ""version.rc2(9): fatal error RC1015: cannot open include file 'version.h'"."
21:50 < vinrock> halp
21:50 < felda> vinrock putty is 100% gay
21:50 < vinrock> well its free so i kinda like it'
21:50 < felda> make gnu/linux vm instead
21:51 < gnupluslinux> ur missing a lib
21:51 < gnupluslinux> or it doesnt know where it is
21:51 < vinrock> hm
21:52 < SynMonger> putty is wrong, I don't wanna be right
21:53 <+CheckYourSix> 87 degrees, 14% humidity. I think NJ decided to become Arizona for a few days.
21:54 <+DrGibby|> CheckYourSix: bet it feels great, then
21:54 <+CheckYourSix> Yeah. Super dry. I like dry, but I still wish it was cooler
21:55 < Heresiarch> ...dammit. How are the snowbirds going to go home if their home is the same as where they're vacationing?
21:55 <+DrGibby|> 87 is near perfect!
21:55 <+CheckYourSix> 87 is about 15 degrees too hot
21:55 <+DomLS3> s/87/67
21:55 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/CheckYourSix] 67 is about 15 degrees too hot
21:55 < vinrock> CheckYourSix: holy shit i just checked the temp
21:55 < vinrock> it's 90 here
21:55 <+DomLS3> wat
21:55 <+DomLS3> s/87 is/67 is
21:55 < vinrock> ~edison area
21:55 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/CheckYourSix] 67 is about 15 degrees too hot
21:55 <+DrGibby|> god damn weirdos
21:55 <+DomLS3> fuck
21:55 <+CheckYourSix> DomLS3: Owned
21:55 <+DomLS3> s/87 is n/67 is n
21:55 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/DrGibby|] 67 is near perfect!
21:55 <+DomLS3> there
21:55 <+DomLS3> jesus christ
21:56 <+CheckYourSix> Next week is showing 72 degrees just about every day. If we can get 72 degrees with 15% humidity all week, I'll be happy as shit. So. Perfect.
21:58 < abakedapplepie> 69 is fine
21:58 <+CheckYourSix> I'm actually enjoying being at work by 7am now because I get home at 330-345 and the weather is perfect
21:58 < vinrock> i miss that when i was working in construction
21:59 < vinrock> on the jobsite at 7am, heading home at 3pm
21:59 < vinrock> and already drunk
21:59 < vinrock> boyeeee
22:00 < MillerBoss> https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/custom/page/page-id/Blogs Helpful list of Windows blogs on the right
22:00 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Blogs - Microsoft Tech Community
22:00 < sideup66> Just saw infinity war
22:01 <+CheckYourSix> I need a new chair. This one is 8-10 years old and worn out
22:01 < vinrock> so many farts
22:01 < MillerBoss> Thats character
22:02 < abakedapplepie> just another reason to sit on a ball
22:02 < abakedapplepie> cant absorb farts
22:02 < abakedapplepie> also, depending on your angle of attack
22:02 < abakedapplepie> it can make them 10x funnier
22:03 < abakedapplepie> one day it will try to kill you though
22:03 <+CheckYourSix> I want an Aeron chair
22:03 < abakedapplepie> nothing wakes you up like a bursting exercize ball that 10 seconds prior was supporting your body weight
22:03 < scwizard> mannnnnnnnn
22:03 < abakedapplepie> nearly split my chin open on my desk
22:04 < Holo> O.o
22:04 < scwizard> my boss is complaining that locally running things inside docker is slower than just having a native WAMP environment
22:04 < scwizard> what do you want me to do T_T
22:04 < Holo> How so?
22:04 < scwizard> like the page takes 4 seconds to run instead of 2 for instance
22:04 < Holo> Is he doing a lot of IO operations?
22:04 < scwizard> like when browsing the webpage locally, it's slower
22:05 < Holo> Again depends on how he is serving the files
22:05 < scwizard> it's php, he's serving it on his local via apache for windows mysql for windows etc
22:05 < Holo> Docker takes a massive IO hit
22:05 < Holo> If serving files on the host
22:06 <+CheckYourSix> Hmm, there's a place about 20 minutes away with a bunched of used Aeron chairs for $260
22:06 <+CheckYourSix> Each that is
22:06 < tsarbomba> NO
22:06 < tsarbomba> NON
22:06 < tsarbomba> YOU SAID A BUNCH OF CHAIRS FOR $260
22:07 <+CheckYourSix> I wonder if it's a base model with the bare minimum
22:07 <+CheckYourSix> I would love a mesh chair though. So much cooler than leather or fabric
22:07 < mrghostman> can confirm
22:08 < felda> looks like Cambridge Analytica is folding up
22:08 < SpookyCrisp> CheckYourSix, I had one. So much cooler.
22:08 < felda> going to form a new company with a different name
22:08 < tsarbomba> bait & switch
22:08 < Heresiarch> scwizard: docker-compose LEMP stack?
22:08 < MillerBoss> Named felda1
22:08 < tsarbomba> same board, same mercer family
22:09 < scwizard> Heresiarch: actually, docker inside of vagrant
22:09 < Heresiarch> scwizard: wat
22:09 < gnupluslinux> scwizard, ... do i... want to know what you're doing?
22:09 < tsarbomba> i don't
22:09 < Holo> Nope
22:09 < tsarbomba> i'm not involving myself
22:09 < scwizard> dude it gives me such good control of the environment
22:09 < tsarbomba> this is fifty shades of clusterfuck
22:10 < Heresiarch> scwizard: yo dawg, I heard you like containers...
22:10 < scwizard> other than it being slower
22:10 < scwizard> it works great
22:10 < tsarbomba> "it's hammering my i/o subsystem but my epeen is growing like crazy"
22:10 < Holo> Blame meltdown
22:10 < scwizard> i'm telling you
22:10 < scwizard> it works fine
22:11 < tsarbomba> okay. tell that to $boss.
22:11 < Heresiarch> scwizard: "Aside from the end, how'd you like the play, Mrs Lincoln?"
22:11 < Holo> It nuked docker’s performance a bit
22:11 < tsarbomba> lololol heresiarch
22:11 < Hatter> hey millerboss can I get that video
22:11  * Hatter awaiting DCC transmission
22:11 < MillerBoss> What video?
22:11 < Hatter> that network course
22:11 < Hatter> it's for a friend, ok?
22:11 < tsarbomba> "just a nice autumn drive through the streets of dallas in my convertible"
22:12 < MillerBoss> Its not one file.
22:12 < MillerBoss> Its on Plex
22:12 < Hatter> well it could be
22:12 < Heresiarch> tsarbomba: snerk
22:14 < ionrover2> scwizard, use ab to do some benchmarking in different hosting scenarios. analyze what's happening in each scenario and make a more educated decision on how to host your app instead of "this is how everyone else is doing it so we are too!"
22:21 < stairmast0r> is it uncouth to quit my job by IM
22:21 < abakedapplepie> ehhh.
22:21 < stairmast0r> or at least to initiate it by IM
22:21 < abakedapplepie> that depends on if youre cool with your boss or not i guess
22:21 < abakedapplepie> if yorue in a stuffy uptight kind of environment, probably not
22:21 < abakedapplepie> if youre in a jeans and tshirt and beers on friday kind of environment
22:21 < abakedapplepie> probably fine
22:22 < Heresiarch> I'd at least send an email.
22:22 < abakedapplepie> ^
22:22 < stairmast0r> fair enough
22:23 < Heresiarch> announcing a resignation via slack is a little gauche.
22:23 < abakedapplepie> frankly
22:23 < stairmast0r> hipchat* lol
22:23 < abakedapplepie> the fact that youre asking means its probably not a good idea
22:23 < abakedapplepie> lol
22:24 < stairmast0r> but it's so much easier to handle unpleasant social situations when you're hiding behind text and have time to think before you speak
22:24 < stairmast0r> Handle: okay why would you do that
22:24 < MillerBoss> >hiding
22:24 < MillerBoss> Take it like a man
22:24 < stairmast0r> fuck
22:24 < MillerBoss> :P
22:24 < stairmast0r> you're right
22:24 < ravioli> why do you care how polite it would be if you're leaving
22:25 < stairmast0r> because having time to think about confrontation before it happens freaks me out
22:25 < xtensive> can people not interact in person any more?
22:25 < ravioli> ah.
22:25 < MillerBoss> stairmast0r 👉 seriously though ask yourself how bad can it be? What is the worst that could happen
22:25 < stairmast0r> xtensive: he's on the other side of the country
22:25 < ravioli> stairmast0r: just stop coming to work then
22:25 < stairmast0r> lol
22:25 < ravioli> stairmast0r: just.... get a new job. and don't tell the old one
22:25 < xtensive> very polite email with phone call follow-up to susss out the details of departure?
22:25 < ravioli> eventually they'll fire you but you'll be getting two paychecks during that time
22:25 < ravioli> and hey, maybe if they fire you, you'll get severance or something.
22:26 < ravioli> PLUS, no confrontation.
22:26 < ravioli> win-win-win.
22:26 < xtensive> do you need them as a reference stairmast0r ?
22:26 < Heresiarch> ravioli: not sure if ULPT or just trashy advice.
22:26 < stairmast0r> xtensive: yeah kinda
22:27 < MillerBoss> If the person you tell you are quoting is on the other side of the country then a phone call. :)
22:27 < felda> lmao webadmin finally changed those dns records I requested 2 weeks ago saying I should ahve called "well I usually check my email only 1 a week or so"
22:27 < felda> WTF U R RUNNING A BUSINESS
22:27 < MillerBoss> s/quoting/quiting
22:27 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss] If the person you tell you are quiting is on the other side of the country then a phone call. :)
22:27 <+CheckYourSix> Looks like the used Aeron chairs for sale locally aren't the new version of it. New version is like $1,400 all decked out. *cringe* Guess I have to wait until they come on the market used
22:27 < MillerBoss> $1,400 for a chair? wtf
22:27 < gnupluslinux> felda, good practices
22:28 < MillerBoss> That thing better at least give me back rubs and have a beer cooler
22:28 < gnupluslinux> MillerBoss, people be super srs with they chairs mane
22:28 < MillerBoss> Why though gnupluslinux
22:28 < xtensive> quitting is one of the most satisfying things you can do stairmast0r enjoy that shit
22:28 <+CheckYourSix> MillerBoss: Aerons are like the #1 rated chair for any office. They last forever too. But fuck, $1,400 is just out of control. I'll wait another 2-3 years for a used one to come up for $400 or so. killdash9 has one
22:29 < gnupluslinux> you find them used all the time
22:29 < stairmast0r> CheckYourSix: aerons are pretty nice, but in a weird way. you think they're uncomfortable when you first sit down, or at least "whats all the hype about", but then you realize after 8 straight hours that you're not in pain
22:29  * MillerBoss looks at Google Images. Oh one of those
22:29 <+CheckYourSix> gnupluslinux: Not the new version. Not yet anyway
22:30 < stairmast0r> last job had hipster chairs, i managed to snag one of those
22:30 <+CheckYourSix> stairmast0r: I want a mesh chair just so it's cooler for one. I'd also like it to be a lot more comfy
22:30 < stairmast0r> the mesh ass part is sweet
22:30 < tsarbomba> $1400?
22:30 < gnupluslinux> CheckYourSix, well yeah ofc
22:30 < tsarbomba> herman miller sells them directly for $1250ish
22:31 < tsarbomba> they retail for like $900
22:31 < stairmast0r> lol
22:31 <+CheckYourSix> tsarbomba: Nah, $1,500 decked out.
22:31 < tsarbomba> and worth every fucking penny
22:31 <+CheckYourSix> Base model is cheap
22:31 <+CheckYourSix> s/cheap/cheaper
22:31 <+layer-eight> [SED CheckYourSix] Base model is cheaper
22:31 < MillerBoss> https://www.amazon.com/Herman-Miller-Adjustable-Graphite-Pellicle/dp/B003M1C7XW $550
22:31 < tsarbomba> that's not an aeron
22:31 < MillerBoss> Fake?
22:31 <+CheckYourSix> It's sold by HM... and it is an aeron looking chair
22:32 < deww> they're overrated
22:32 < tsarbomba> okay we have like five conversations going on here at once
22:32 < genr8_> i have a fake one too
22:33 < genr8_> i forgot the name, let me check google
22:33 < genr8_> Ergohuman LEM4ERG or ME7ERG
22:33 < tsarbomba> ergohuman. the advanced human.
22:34 < genr8_> @thehumansolution.com
22:34 < gnupluslinux> tsarbomba, 5 less than usual
22:34 < gnupluslinux> #keepup
22:34 < tsarbomba> that would require caring
22:34 < tsarbomba> i've already got an aeron at home and one at work
22:34 < tsarbomba> #winning
22:34 < abakedapplepie> whats the big standing desk company
22:34 < sideup66> felda: pfsense
22:34 < abakedapplepie> we got some chairs from them
22:34 < sideup66> Pfsense
22:34 < tsarbomba> murder, inc.
22:34 < sideup66> Pgsense
22:34 < tsarbomba> (standing desks kill)
22:35 < abakedapplepie> rather, the ones that move from sit to stand using pneumatics or whatever
22:35 < sideup66> Oh shit
22:35 < sideup66> Felda.io updated again
22:35 < sideup66> Wooo
22:35 < tsarbomba> new midi?
22:35 < sideup66> I dunno, don't play on mah phone
22:35 < genr8_> i need to find out Why my Dell T310 server won't boot past the UEFI with a PCI-e SSD in the slot, (and i can access the ROM of the card)
22:36 < genr8_> it stops the UEFI like hangs it up entirely. like its trying to take precedence on booting from it but its not a UEFI capable PCI-e card anyway
22:37 < genr8_> never heard of that
22:38 < sideup66> Oh shit
22:38 < sideup66> tsarbomba: he did change it
22:38 < sideup66> Go look
22:42 < felda> WEW turns out my SIP records were completely wrong
22:42 < rpifan> apparently sip is used by o360
22:43 < tsarbomba> yeah i'm gonna need it to be friday
22:44 < felda> rpifan yes I'm trying to fix our Skype for Business / LYNC issues
22:44 < felda> and it turns out our SPF record was 100% wrong
22:44 < felda> anyone got any extra tips for Office365 email security
22:45 < rpifan> yea
22:45 < felda> we can't use 2 Factor Authentication because my users are technologically challenged
22:45 < rpifan> actually my first day at work they were fixing those issues
22:45 < felda> but if I can set it up in the background that would be 100% fine
22:45 < rpifan> but idk anything about that
22:45 < dragonfleas> are there any issues with sysprepping a machine with office 2010 installed by default on it?
22:45 < felda> I keep seeing DMARK thrown around but I'm not sure what that is
22:46 < dragonfleas> or should I set up a task to install during deployment of the image
22:46 < dragonfleas> this is my first time working with MDT
22:47 < felda> s/DMARK/DMARC
22:47 <+layer-eight> [SED felda] I keep seeing DMARC thrown around but I'm not sure what that is
22:47 < tsarbomba> it's "demarc" as in "point of demarcation"
22:48 < tsarbomba> that's where your home wiring ends and utility wiring begins, or vice-versa
22:48 < felda> tsarbomba boy you is wrong and I know you are  https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/mt734386(v=exchg.150).aspx
22:48 <+layer-eight> * felda →  Use DMARC to validate email in Office 365: Exchange Online Help
22:48 < tsarbomba> oh. o365 bullshit. carry on.
22:48 < felda> > Domain-based Message Authentication, Reporting, and Conformance (DMARC)
22:48 < felda> ah so I might have to setup DKIM
22:48 < felda> which I also do not know what that is
22:49 < tsarbomba> o365: from the people who brought you exchange 2000 and forefront
22:50 < dragonfleas> ugh
22:50 < dragonfleas> i wish my ORG didn't cheap out on desktops
22:50 < dragonfleas> since they ordered inspiron desktops, there aren't CAB driver packages for inspirons -_-
22:50 < dragonfleas> so i can't build an image in MDT with the correct driver packages
22:51 < tsarbomba> omg the new version of MORTAL KOMPROMAT is out https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcOC5RQXUAETqm7.jpg
22:53 < tsarbomba> whoah it's nearly 5
22:56 < felda> wooops
22:56 < felda> just got my webadmin to fix my spf record while simultaneously forgetting to include our third party smtp relays in the spf record
22:57 < felda> kill me pls
23:00 < _Straffer> For the Barracuda x400. Anyone know how to block a single client from accessing LAN and WAN on a network? I've got a port scanner on my LAN somewhere
23:00 < Psi-Jack> felda: Prepare yourself.
23:00  * Psi-Jack grabs a bucket, a rat, and a blowtorch.
23:00 < felda> folks that use Office 365 do you use SPF, DKIM, and DMARC?
23:04 < GreyKite> Psi-Jack: that's a nasty way to go
23:04 < tsarbomba> a knife, a fork, a bottle, and a cork
23:04 < F34RInc> felda, not on O365 but I use all 3
23:04 < Psi-Jack> Heh.
23:05 < Psi-Jack> GreyKite: He didn't specify HOW to kill him. :)
23:05 < GreyKite> Psi-Jack: I'm just a little worried that that was your first instinct
23:05 < felda> F34RInc any weird side effects?
23:05 < felda> one thing I'm concerned about is how we send email from our CRM
23:06 < F34RInc> felda, I dont have external sources mailing as my domain.  I know you can include them in the SPF. Not sure how the DKIM
23:06 < felda> email going out of the CRM goes through an email router on our server, then to our SMTP relay (hMail), which is pointed at another SMTP relay (SendGrid to prevent email blacklisting) and then finally out to email addresses
23:07 < F34RInc> dkim or dmarc would react
23:07 < Psi-Jack> GreyKite: Ahh.. That. Oh don't worry. I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. :)
23:07 < felda> so I know I need to include sendgrid.net into my SPF record
23:07 < _Straffer> For the Barracuda x400. Anyone know how to block a single client from accessing LAN and WAN on a network? I've got a port scanner on my LAN somewhere
23:07 < felda> do I also need to include the IPv4 of the hMail server too or should it still pass through fine?
23:08 < F34RInc> felda, I would include it so SendGrid doesnt reject it
23:08 < F34RInc> that is if they do SPF validation at all
23:08 < felda> ah okay that makes sense
23:10 < GreyKite> Psi-Jack: fair enough, explains the state of mind
23:10 < Psi-Jack> LOL
23:17 < felda> dang I haven't updated hmailserver since it was installed in 2012 >_>
23:17 <+CheckYourSix> DrGibby|: Ok, in the shade with the wind blowing it's comfortable
23:27 <+DrGibby|> fuck you 90 degrees with 10% humidity is where its at
23:27 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Last day at motherfuckin' work. And I'm Free.
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I'm going to be a streamer now.
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Everyone watch my shit
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Support me
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DOnate
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I need a racing chair
23:28 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> :)
23:28 <+DrGibby|> no
23:29 < deww> SysAdminGoneCraZ: do you stream tetris?
23:29 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> deww: No, but it's now on my rotation list. Thanks for the suggestion!
23:29 < deww> \o/
23:30 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Every time I get a donation, wifey gets to dance live in her bikini. FYI.
23:30 < tsarbomba> oh you're quitting real work to become a pornographer
23:30 <+DomLS3> pics or its a lie
23:30 < tsarbomba> how very hefner of you
23:31 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> tsarbomba: Nerds have money, I have the entertainment. It's a win/win!
23:31 < admiralspark> SysAdminGoneCraZ: link the stream
23:34 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Don't have a link yet, since this change is so sudden, but it's comin!
23:34 <+DomLS3> post a pic to imgur
23:35 <+DomLS3> bet you wont
23:35 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Of wifey?
23:35 <+DomLS3> yep
23:36 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> You know I won't lol. Not until the stream is streaming! She doesn't know she's part of it yet.
23:36 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> That's gonna be the magic of it.
23:36 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> It's summer time, right?
23:36 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> SO
23:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Every time I get a donation, I'm gonna ask wifey to try on a bikini, to try it on. I'll tell her we're going to Jamaica or something and we gotta prepare.
23:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Boom
23:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> She walks in all innocent.
23:37 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> :)
23:37 <+DomLS3> so itll never happen basically
23:37 <+DomLS3> gotcha
23:37 < scwizard> why the flying fuck
23:37 < scwizard> is gitlab's default behavior to only pull docker images the first time/
23:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DomLS3: Don't know unless we try right?
23:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DomLS3: I know it's not solid, but you never know!
23:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> DomLS3: I'm jobless now. I gotta think how I can make this streaming my main source of money
23:38 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> It's gotta work.
23:39 <+DomLS3> just stream the secks
23:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> ... You know what
23:39 < GreyKite> it pays pretty good
23:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> That's even better!
23:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Leaked sex tapes.
23:39 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I'll put that in my rotation too
23:39 <+DomLS3> especially the "if you pay I'll do whatever you say to do to her" streams
23:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Lol
23:40 <+DomLS3> I mean... that's what my friend tells me anyway...
23:40 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> But in all seriousness, I'm glad Im outta there. I feel like I'm 30lbs lighter.
23:40 < GreyKite> SysAdminGoneCraZ: you get out of a shitty job?
23:41 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> GreyKite: Yeah, basically. I had enough. I put in my two weeks on monday and now using all my vacation time to run out the time clock.
23:41 < GreyKite> SysAdminGoneCraZ: good for you
23:42 < GreyKite> I'm still at my shitty job but this one is slightly less shitty than the last?
23:42 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> GreyKite: Thanks man. No one was expecting a thing too, it was beautiful when I dropped that bomb
23:42 < GreyKite> SysAdminGoneCraZ: well played
23:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> GreyKite: The ncie thing is, I have enough "fuck you money" to keep me steady for the remainder of the year, so I get to take the summer off. Maybe concentrate, finally, on learing powershell and some linux.
23:43 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> But fucccck man, I feel great.
23:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> BEST part!?!
23:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I wiped my computer on Monday, first thing after I dropped that bomb, and installed inlnux.
23:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> No one knows yet.
23:44 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I bet they're trying to get in my files and datamine my computer. Jokes on them. I took all the knowledge.
23:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Why did I do that? You might be wondering?
23:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Easy.
23:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Replacement thinks what I did was nothing special and he could do just as good, if not a better, job than I did.
23:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Okay then, Prove it.
23:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> :)
23:45 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Wiped it clean. (Not before taking a backup)
23:46 < scwizard> gitlab is so fucking dumb sometimes i swear
23:47 < scwizard> why can't you specify pull policy in the ci yaml???
23:47 < zerocool> i would laugh if SysAdminGoneCraZ had folder redirection
23:47 < zerocool> i have seen it
23:47 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> zerocool: Lol nah, I was the IT Director. I knew that place in and out.
23:48 < zerocool> Ah, i just started reading a few lines ago
23:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> zerocool: All good!
23:48 < zerocool> just looked over and had to add
23:48 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> All good! lol
23:49 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> I'm expecting phone calls though, that's for real lol.
23:49 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Fuuuuuck, I forgot my phone in my car. brb
23:50 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> nvm, kiddo is using it.
23:52 < jaelae> this bird swandived into my window
23:52 < jaelae> its reflective because of the blinds
23:53 < jaelae> he was out for the count on the ground but then flew away a minute later
23:53 < jaelae> might be concussed
23:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> You must have some clean-ass windows, god damn!
23:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Or it could have been a jihad bird.
23:54 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Perhaps Kamikazi
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