--- Log opened Sat May 05 00:00:09 2018
00:02 <+hxcsp> Dual power supplies?
00:03 <+hxcsp> but it locked up after one died?
00:06 < MillerBoss> Solar flares
00:06 <+hxcsp> no it was Russia
00:06 < MillerBoss> Totally
00:20 < bobbeh> wow
00:20 < bobbeh> whats good nerds
00:20 < bobbeh> wowow
00:20 < The_Dv8or> dim sum is good
00:20 < bobbeh> tru
00:22 < xamithan> Bacon
00:23 < bobbeh> bae
00:23 < bobbeh> con
00:25 < abakedapplepie> apple fritters?
00:30 < abakedapplepie> why the fuck doesnt discord have a normalize feature
00:31 < MillerBoss> The fuck https://imgur.com/gallery/lLytCOB
00:31 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMGUR Gallery → brokenshutter → Russia?  Russia. → 8 hours ago → No Topic → 36 Images → ⚘ 106,078 → ☺ 1,873 → ☹ 80 → ✡ 1846 → ✍ 405
00:31 < xamithan> Because the OS can take care of the normalization itself ?
00:32 < xamithan> Why add redundancy
00:32 < SleePy> Because HA
00:37 < xamithan> I love that loudness equalization feature in winblows.  Wish linux had something similar without plugins
00:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> Anyone ever heard of salting a file or some data in python but using a password to unlock it?
00:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> AKA I'm trying to avoid hard coding credentials
00:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> oh
00:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> answer: hashlib
00:39 < xamithan> zlib can do a few algorithms too
00:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> basically the idea is to encrypt a file with password data
00:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> then have a python script prompt for the password to decrypt and use it
00:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> make ense?
00:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> sense*
00:40 < McDonaldsWiFi> never had to salt anything before so I'm new at it xD
00:41 < xamithan> https://www.pycryptodome.org/en/latest/  might be better
00:41 <+layer-eight> * xamithan →  Welcome to PyCryptodome’s documentation — PyCryptodome 3.6.1 documentation
00:46 < MillerBoss> Wow these crowds are lame https://youtu.be/CkBcwVV7bd4
00:46 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkBcwVV7bd4&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → 【無限HD】4K畫質 曼青 羅小白 豆豆龍 爵士鼓 離開地球表面(4K 2160p)@凱旋夜市爵士鼓表演🏆 → ⚘ 3,242,860 ↑ 8,289 ↓ 558 ✍ 304
00:50 <+DrGibby|> OwO hi bobbeh
00:50 < Gencade> DrGibby|, weeb
00:50 <+DrGibby|> nah
00:50 < Gencade> weebs make that face
00:50 < Gencade> OwO
00:51 <+DrGibby|> I didn't make that face
00:51 <+DrGibby|> you did
00:51 < Gencade> .:+DrGibby|:. OwO hi bobbeh
00:51 <+DrGibby|> no, you said: 17:50:26 <Gencade> OwO
00:51 < Gencade> no, you said: .:+DrGibby|:. OwO hi bobbeh
00:51 <+DrGibby|> err
00:51 <+DrGibby|> FUCK YOU GENCADE
00:52 <+DrGibby|> HOPE YOU GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOREVER
00:52 < Gencade> no thanks I don't swing that way
00:52 < Gencade> woah buddy
00:52 <@cryptic1> sorry guys freenode asked me to crack down
00:52 <+DrGibby|> hi cryptic1
00:52 <@cryptic1> evening
00:52 < Gencade> he was the one going crazy
00:52 < Gencade> but he can still talk during +m
00:52 <@cryptic1> who?
00:52 < Gencade> DrGibby|,
00:53 <@cryptic1> what about him?
00:53 < Gencade> he was the one going crazy
00:53 < Gencade> .:Gencade:. but he can still talk during +m
00:53 <@cryptic1> I just returned
00:53 <@cryptic1> i c
00:53 < Gencade> ye
00:53 < Gibby> yeah what about him
00:53 < Gibby> he's a good guy
00:53 < Gencade> no
00:53 < Gibby> yes
00:53 < Gencade> no
00:54 < Gencade> I heard he isn't even a doctor
00:54 < Gibby> I doubt you're actually a Gencade
00:54 < Gencade> What is a Gencade
00:54 < Gibby> tbh, I think it has something to do with the ocean or something
00:55 < Gibby> though, I'm not 100% sure
00:55 < Gibby> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:55 < Gencade> The ocean?
00:55 < Gibby> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:55 < Gibby> might be confusing it with something else
00:55 < Gencade> Anyway, happy read only friday Gibby
00:55 < Gibby> but idc anymore
00:56 < Gibby> happy read only friday, Gencade
00:56 < MillerBoss> Cool story bro
00:57 < Gencade> MillerBoss, thanks bro
00:58 < MillerBoss> G T F O https://imgur.com/gallery/rhfxp44
00:58 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMGUR Gallery → maliroh → Nailed it → 6 hours ago → No Topic → 1 Image → ⚘ 79,618 → ☺ 2,174 → ☹ 59 → ✡ 2154 → ✍ 269
00:59 < MillerBoss> Balllllls of steal
00:59 < Gencade> balls?
00:59 < Gencade> isn't it steel?
00:59 < MillerBoss> Sure
00:59 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28
00:59 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Duke Nukem: Balls of Steel! → ⚘ 1,084,165 ↑ 8,991 ↓ 372 ✍ 2,343
01:01 < MillerBoss> All that work though
01:06 <+DrGibby|> MillerBoss: such a great video
01:07 < MillerBoss> The lady and the computer or baaaallls baaaalls ofsteeel?
01:07 <+DrGibby|> both
01:07  * MillerBoss nods
01:08 <+DrGibby|> but the balls of steel is the best
01:08 < MillerBoss> Lol fuckin a it is
01:09 <+DrGibby|> cant believe its been 10+ years
01:15 < ServChan> .seen cryptic1
01:16 < MillerBoss> `seen cryptic1
01:16 <+layer-eight> Seen →  cryptic1 Saying i c via Log on #reddit-sysadmin 23 minutes ago
01:17 < ServChan> `trigger cryptic1
01:18 < ServChan> Look alive
01:19 <+DrGibby|> hi cryptic1
01:19 <@cryptic1> triggered
01:20 < MillerBoss> #reddit-sysadmin has been tapped /#NBCNEWS
01:21 < MillerBoss> Hide your kids hide ... https://youtu.be/EzNhaLUT520?t=69
01:21 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520&feature=youtu.be&t=69 → YouTube → Antoine Dodson ‘Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife’ Interview (Original) → ⚘ 67,664,624 ↑ 198,530 ↓ 5,893 ✍ 42,518
01:22 <+DrGibby|> wut?
01:22 < ServChan> cryptic1 u h8er
01:23 < ServChan> yo cryptic1 it seems the more you make the less you do
01:23 < MillerBoss> Don't we all?
01:24 < ServChan> it's not what you know it's who you know
01:24 < MillerBoss> And who you do
01:24 < ServChan> ring around the rosey
01:24 < ServChan> pimpin them hoes
01:25 < MillerBoss> Lets hit $10,000 this weekend
01:25 < ServChan> where at
01:25 < xamithan> bitcoin
01:26 < xamithan> 9.5 stacks and going up
01:26 < ServChan> buy all
01:26 < MillerBoss> https://cryptowat.ch/markets/bitfinex/btc/usd/4h
01:26 < ServChan> 9.7
01:26 < Gencade> xamithan, nazi
01:29 < MillerBoss> Gencade needs a good beat down
01:30 < xamithan> Still trolling?
01:30 < Gencade> MillerBoss, gotta remind em every now and again or people will forget
01:30 < xamithan> Kid has been on my ignore list for months
01:31 <+torquellini> good job boys, you can go home early
01:31 < MillerBoss> You guys and ignore lists
01:31 < Gencade`> nazi xamithan
01:31 < Gencade`> pussy ass bitch
01:31 < MillerBoss> OK torquellini
01:32 <+torquellini> I genuinely forgot that I wasn't working the 7-4 shift
01:32 <+torquellini> been sitting here for a while now with no will to live
01:36 < MillerBoss> https://i.imgur.com/Y4it7qy.png
01:36 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,387,178 bytes
01:39 < ServChan> cryptic1's hours are like 711
01:41 <+DrGibby|> he's always open
01:41 <+DrGibby|> if you know what I mean
01:41 < Gencade`> DrGibby|, what do you mean
01:42 <+DrGibby|> you'll get it when you're an adult
01:42 < Gencade`> I am an adult
01:43 <+DrGibby|> sure you are
01:43 < Gencade`> aye
01:44 <+DrGibby|> telling yourself that doesn't make it correct
01:44 < Gencade`> yes it does
01:44 <+DrGibby|> that means I'm a doctor
01:44 < Gencade`> no
01:44 < Gencade`> im sleepy
01:45 < SleePy> Prove it
01:45 < Gencade`> whoopsies
01:46 <+DrGibby|> no, I'm sleepy
01:46 < Gencade`> s/sleepy/gay
01:46 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/DrGibby|] no, I'm gay
01:46 <+torquellini> hi sleepy i'm dad
01:47 <+DrGibby|> 18:42:55 <Gencade`> I am an adult
01:47 <+DrGibby|> clearly
01:47 < Gencade`> s/clearly/You are the superior individual
01:47 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/DrGibby|] You are the superior individual
01:48 < MillerBoss> https://imgur.com/gallery/5JA2KVf
01:48 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMGUR Gallery → robbycsmith → Quit your bullshit → 7 hours ago → No Topic → quityourbullshit → 1 Image → ⚘ 80,131 → ☺ 1,416 → ☹ 68 → ✡ 1388 → ✍ 260
01:49 <+torquellini> stormy's implants are badman
01:50 < czarbomba> what the actual fuck is going on in hawaii this week?
01:50 < czarbomba> three volcanic eruptions and now a tsunami?
01:50 < czarbomba> it's clear that allah hates the islands
01:51 < Gencade`> or maybe it's just unstable tectonic plates
01:51 < czarbomba> well, that's not really how tsunamis work
01:51 < Gencade`> and not some faricle fairy tale
01:51 < czarbomba> see, a tsunami is generated by far away plates
01:52 < czarbomba> volcano eruptions exploit nearby plate shifts/defects
01:52 < MillerBoss> Or maybe its just another fucking day on Earth.
01:52 < Gencade`> ^
01:52 < czarbomba> right. let's just ignore physics and objective reality
01:52 < czarbomba> we've got a narrative ot push
01:52 < czarbomba> fucking. retards.
01:52 < Gencade`> woah now
01:52 < MillerBoss> lmao https://imgur.com/gallery/koAC7xh
01:52 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMGUR Gallery → OctopussSevenTwo → "The cops are coming...quick, duct!" → 9 hours ago → No Topic → 1 Image → ⚘ 417,061 → ☺ 1,999 → ☹ 46 → ✡ 2161 → ✍ 70
01:52 <+DrGibby|> My ex lives on big island
01:52 < czarbomba> you two have been in fullbore diapers-full mode today. what the fuck is wrong with you two?
01:52 <+DrGibby|> Maybe it's payback for the shit she pulled on me?
01:53 < czarbomba> gencade's been openly emoting and millerboss has been on a breitbart binge or some shit
01:53 < MillerBoss> Today?
01:53 < MillerBoss> Get real son
01:53 < MillerBoss> :P
01:53 < MillerBoss> What? I never go to that site
01:54 < czarbomba> uh huh
01:54 < L3gacy> Good bacon unto all and unto all some good bacon!
01:54 < czarbomba> ayyyyy, l3gacy
01:54 < L3gacy> Should I get my CCENT?
01:55 <+torquellini> yeah sure why not
01:55 < czarbomba> is someone paying for it
01:55 < L3gacy> U have to eat the cost
01:55 <+torquellini> is that someone not you
01:55 < L3gacy> $125
01:55 < L3gacy> *I have to eat it
01:55 <+torquellini> boo
01:55 < Gencade`> s/it/dick
01:55 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/L3gacy] *I have to eat dick
01:55 < czarbomba> eh that's not terrible. i've never seen a requirement for it though
01:55 < czarbomba> but if you can leverage it then go for it
01:56 < czarbomba> anyone doing shots of tequila with cholula?
01:58 < MillerBoss> https://imgur.com/gallery/5QF1TDO
01:58 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMGUR Gallery → DanielHunter279 → Ooooo...Lookit all these Heart Attacks! → 9 hours ago → No Topic → 50 Images → ⚘ 98,000 → ☺ 1,896 → ☹ 51 → ✡ 1893 → ✍ 172
01:58 <+torquellini> fuck now I want jambalaya
01:59 <+torquellini> but I have to buy sausage
01:59 <+torquellini> and okra
01:59 <+torquellini> nyeh
02:02 < Gencade`> okra is gross
02:07 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/9gfvyno.png woo, first mow of the season
02:07 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,353,508 bytes
02:07 < Casteil> (second time I've ever mowed the lawn at my new house)
02:08 <+DrGibby|> feels good, doesn't it Casteil?
02:09 < Casteil> don't really care for smelling like exhaust but it's nice that it's finally nice out
02:10 <+DrGibby|> thats half the fun though!
02:11 < czarbomba> get a riding mower. the only smell is sweet, sweet cut grass.
02:12 < voice> and gas fumes but meh
02:12 < czarbomba> or you could get one of those push reel mowers https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/17/cc/b117cc7fa4eca954355394b24199a103.jpg
02:12 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 28,512 bytes
02:12 < czarbomba> the gas fumes go out the exhaust
02:12 < czarbomba> the exhaust is behind you
02:12 < czarbomba> on a riding mower
02:13 < voice> just get a bunch of goats and let them go to town on your lawn
02:13 < czarbomba> harder to regulate the height of the grass that way but that would work
02:13 < czarbomba> you'd end up with lots of methane though
02:13 < Casteil> czarbomba: depends on the wind, but yeah.. you're less likely to end up smelling like gas
02:13 < czarbomba> (goatfarts are narsty)
02:13 <+DrGibby|> czarbomba: on all of the tractors I've used, the exhaust is on the front
02:13 <+DrGibby|> unless... you're using a 0-turn
02:14 <+DrGibby|> then that would make sense
02:14 < misspwn_> Well I didn't get the internal promotion to the higher engineer team. Next time! it was neck and neck they said
02:15 < czarbomba> oh like the tractor-looking ones? mine's a zero-radius turn mower
02:15 < czarbomba> the tractors are too ungainly for my lot
02:15 < misspwn_> I've only been there 4 months so it's not like years and burned out situation. With the way we keep expanding, i'm sure the sr position will open up again
02:16 < czarbomba> the tractors are supposed to be good for souping up and racing
02:16 < misspwn_> more people should get tractor mowers for small lawns. mow other lawns on the way to the gas station
02:16 < czarbomba> i remember when this showed up on sky's F1 coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVL8lThmFlk
02:16 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  YouTube → Tractor Race with Formula 1 Driver → ⚘ 42 ↑ 0 ↓ 0 ✍ 0
02:17 < czarbomba> those things can move
02:18 < czarbomba> i like how raikkonen is "the f1 driver" in the description but there are actually 3 F1 drivers and an endurance world champion
02:22 <+DrGibby|> possible tsunami warning for pacific coast incoming btw
02:23 < raynold> ahh it's a wonderful day
02:24 < m4221|phone> greetings
02:25 < czarbomba> erupting volcanos in hawaii, tectonic clusterfuckery elsewhere in the pacific...i half expect to wake up tomorrow in the middle of a hurricane warning.
02:26 < m4221|phone> Sousapro, hey
02:29 < Sousapro> m4221|phone: hey
02:29 < czarbomba> lol. cohen is under criminal investigation for taking out over 3/4 of a million dollars in lines of credit during the campaign season
02:30 < czarbomba> reminds me of the joke about a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea
02:30 < Jekotia> Late but... I'm caught between laughing and crying https://i.redd.it/osx8d0e9ycq01.png
02:30 <+layer-eight> * Jekotia →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 238,967 bytes
02:31 < czarbomba> lololol "i really do not  get why this is a problem"
02:32 < Sousapro> Jekotia: LMAO
02:32 < Gencade`> im tired
02:32 <+DrGibby|>  are you sleepy?
02:33 < Jekotia> Finally got power back! Battletech time
02:34 < bomb> do Mac users really buy apps from Mac AppStore?
02:34 < czarbomba> i was tired earlier but i've been drinking iced tea ever since
02:34 < czarbomba> so now i think i'm going to be up until 4am
02:38 < Jekotia> Oh good, my Raspberry Pi survived the power outage without SD card corruption
02:39 < Jekotia> Oh, right, I'm running it on a slow AF USB flash drive, due to past issues with corruption and power loss <_<
02:41  * m4221|phone pegs bomb
02:41  * m4221|phone slaps Jekotia around a bit with a large trout
02:41 < bomb> :|
02:41 < m4221|phone> good, that mirc preset works
02:41 < bomb> you seriously use mIRC?
02:41  * Jekotia slaps m4221|phone around a bit with a XXXXXL trout
02:42 < m4221|phone> Jekotia, a trojan brand?
02:43 < Jekotia> m4221|phone: IDK, but it's big enough that they use it for Atlas' ;)
02:43  * m4221|phone slaps Jekotia around a bit with a large trout
02:44  * Jekotia loses his mech because m4221|phone is fucking with his ability to pilot
02:45 <@cryptic1> warning m4221|phone is a troll
02:45 <@cryptic1> do not feed them
02:45  * m4221|phone slaps cryptic1 around a bit with a large trout
02:45 <@cryptic1> heh
02:46 < Gencade`> cryptic1, kick yourself
02:46 < m4221|phone> derp, my printer won't print
02:46  * m4221|phone looks at paper trays to find them empty
02:47 < Gencade`> m4221|phone, why are you such a fish
02:47 <+DrGibby|> livepd in 13 minutes!
02:47 <+DrGibby|> Join us in ##livepd
02:47 < Gencade`> DrGibby|, I hate seeing the worst of my city get arrested
02:48 < Jekotia> m4221|phone: are you sure it's not printing? http://reddit.com/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt/comments/8brwfx/problem_printer_will_not_print_anything/
02:48 <+layer-eight> * Jekotia →  ⚓  https://www.reddit.com/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt/comments/8brwfx/problem_printer_will_not_print_anything/ → reddit: the front page of the internet
02:52  * Sousapro signs in as local admin
02:52  * Sousapro stuck at applying users settings for 30+ minutes
02:53 < Sousapro> I hate crap IIS boxes
02:53 < Gencade`> I hate you
02:53 <@cryptic1> learn how to login
02:54 <@cryptic1> Sousapro, prepare to sit there all night waiting for the gpo setting to apply
02:54 < czarbomba> did you ever disjoin the machine?
02:54 < Sousapro> Gencade`:  <3
02:54 < Sousapro> czarbomba: yes
02:54 < Gencade`> Sousapro, <33333333
02:54 < czarbomba> and did it log in more quickly?
02:54 < Sousapro> czarbomba: but on any other machine it would take like 10 seconds
02:54 < Sousapro> czarbomba: yeah
02:54 < czarbomba> okay
02:54 < czarbomba> so you have a broken gpo
02:54 < Sousapro> however, this only happens to this box
02:54 < czarbomba> nuke from orbit start fresh
02:55 < Sousapro> no other VMs have ever had this issue
02:55 < czarbomba> i said NUKE FROM ORBIT START FRESH
02:55 < Sousapro> the whole domain?
02:55 < czarbomba> EVERYTHING
02:55 < Gencade`> did someone say duke nukem
02:55 < Sousapro> brb nuking prod
02:55 < czarbomba> ^
02:55 < czarbomba> did you check rsop against one of the working machines to see if the same policies are applied
02:55 < Gencade`> I'd nuke em right in the dooker
02:55 < Sousapro> yes
02:55 < Sousapro> and they are
02:56 < Sousapro> this is a prod box famous for not rebooting correctly
02:56 < Sousapro> it has way too much crap on it
02:56 < Sousapro> also is ~5 years in
02:56 < czarbomba> got a gold image somewhere?
02:56 < Sousapro> and is labeled IIStest
02:57 < Sousapro> czarbomba: sure
02:57 < czarbomba> try reimaging
02:57 < czarbomba> it sounds long overdue
02:57 < Sousapro> I have a server 2016 box standing by
02:57 < czarbomba> good deal. some shit in windows is just unfixable
02:57 < czarbomba> especially when the box has been repurposed umpteen times
02:58 < czarbomba> hmm handmaid's tale doesn't release the whole season at once
02:58 < czarbomba> fucking hulu
02:58 < Sousapro> yeah, I've yet to have any issues with fresh 2016 installs like that
02:58 < Sousapro> but then again, I'm not insane
02:58 < Sousapro> so YMMV
03:02 < precise> LivePD is on! Come join us in ##livepd
03:02 <@cryptic1> no1 watches it
03:03 < precise> Hey
03:03 < precise> There are 4 people in the chan
03:03 < Gencade`> precise, do they kill snakes on that show?
03:04 < precise> 4 > no1
03:04 < precise> cryptic1: Hey, can I have ops
03:04 < precise> Gencade`: They've done catch and release
03:04 < precise> cryptic1: I need to bant Gencade`
03:04 < Gencade`> precise, I woulda caught them and hit them with a shovel
03:04 < precise> u c this shit
03:04 < precise> blatant animal abuse
03:06 < Gencade`> precise, snakes are hardly even living beings
03:06 < precise> *sigh*
03:15 < Gencade`> wow bleach is a pretty deep show
03:15 < Gencade`> damn
03:17  * czarbomba leaps at precise
03:18  * precise grabs czarbomba and powerbombs him off Hell in a Cell
03:18  * czarbomba lands on feet like a cat because wrassling is fake anyway
03:18 < czarbomba> THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT
03:21 < precise> czarbomba: I hate u
03:25 <@JollyRgrs> should I install ubuntu or kali for wsl?
03:25 < kepler> why not both
03:26 <+torquellini> Windows 10
03:26 < Gencade`> JollyRgrs, all of them
03:26 < kepler> he needs windows 10 for wsl
03:27 < precise> JollyRgrs: Run win10, install HyperV and install Ubuntu VM, then run native POSH from wine.
03:27 < precise> No need for WSL
03:27 < precise> JollyRgrs: were u being srs?
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> precise: yes
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> i'm on win10
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> why run a VM when i can just run wsl?
03:28 < precise> I didnt even know Kali ran WSL
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> i don't need a full distro
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> i just need it fo things like ssh into my plex or minecraft box
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> figured kali might have addt'l fun things
03:28 < precise> I'd choose Ubuntu as it would be well documented
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> precise: it doesn't
03:28 <@JollyRgrs> wsl runs kali
03:29 < precise> JollyRgrs: Semantics Symantics
03:29 <@JollyRgrs> there's debian, opensuse, SLES, kali
03:29 < precise> huh
03:29 < precise> I mean, sure Kali sounds cool
03:29 < precise> But tools are tools
03:30 <@JollyRgrs> well, when i want to hack my own wireless, it'll be ready for me
03:30 <@JollyRgrs> amirite?
03:31 < precise> "my own"
03:31 < precise> urite
03:31 < precise> sure
03:33 <@JollyRgrs> :(
03:33 <@JollyRgrs> that was a bad pick
03:33 <@JollyRgrs> ssh isn't pre-installed
03:36 < Jekotia> JollyRgrs: iirc, ssh is actually installed as a windows feature
03:39  * czarbomba duct tapes precise to a weasel
03:40  * precise befriends the weasel
03:40  * precise sicks the weasel on JollyRgrs 
03:44  * DrGibby| farts on precise 
03:44 < precise> oh hai Mark
03:47 < BytesAndCoffee> precise: you're tearing me apart!
03:48 < precise> LISA!
03:49 < BytesAndCoffee> i still need to watch The Room
03:51 < precise> I cleaned out my garage today
03:51 < precise> I don't think my neighbours saw anything
03:52 < czarbomba> ok geeks
03:52 < czarbomba> so after 'force awakens' the official star wars canon goes rogue one -> last jedi -> solo, right?
03:53 < precise> czarbomba: rogue one -> last jedi -> voyager -> solo
03:53 < czarbomba> voyager?
03:53 < czarbomba> isn't that a star trek thing
03:54 < precise> no
03:54 < precise> Cannon thing
03:54 < czarbomba> the only voyager i can find besides star trek voyager is a 1992 romdram
03:55 < czarbomba> either way looks like rogue one is up
03:55  * czarbomba prepares for battle
03:56  * precise stabs czarbomba 
04:12 < CharlesA> God, what I have gotten myself into. I've been trying to convert one of my old python2 scripts to python3 and it's making me rage.
04:12  * CharlesA twitches
04:15 < xamithan> 2to3 python.py; done
04:15 < CharlesA> oh shit
04:15 < xamithan> Might be some slight modifications you need to make afterwards
04:15 < CharlesA> That's good to know
04:16 < CharlesA> 90% of the mods I've had to do now have been to put print statements inside paranthsis
04:16 < xamithan> Yeah it'll do those easily
04:16 < czarbomba> (((print statements)))
04:16 < czarbomba> sorry, sorry,
04:16 < czarbomba> it was a cheap one but i had to take it
04:16 < CharlesA> That's BOLD right?
04:16 < CharlesA> lol
04:18 < CharlesA> I feel kinda bad cuz I've been using this script/program to calculate my take home pay per pay period.
04:18 < CharlesA> Should have done it in excel, eh?
04:18  * CharlesA hides
04:18 < xe0n> BytesAndCoffee: whyyyy lissssaa wwhhhyyyy
04:19 < xamithan> Should have done it in PHP so you'd have a web interface O.o
04:19 < CharlesA> I think my head would explode.
04:19 < CharlesA> I haven't touched PHP in years
04:19 < CharlesA> and yet my personal site is using a small bit of it
04:19 < CharlesA> :|
04:19 <+CheckYourSix> Or just don't reinvent the wheel... use a calculator that's already made
04:19 < CharlesA> hahaha
04:19 <+CheckYourSix> This one is very accurate - http://www.esmartpaycheck.com/freecalculator/free_calculator.aspx
04:20 < xamithan> They could turn that one into a javascript exploit at any point though!
04:20 < CharlesA> Neat.
04:22 < CharlesA> xamithan, Ehhh. Most of the code I have is dynamic titles and includes statements.
04:22 < CharlesA> I really need to rework my site, but so far, I haven't been arsed.
04:24 < Gencade`> s/site/tits
04:24 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/CharlesA] I really need to rework my tits, but so far, I haven't been arsed.
04:24 < CharlesA> hahaha
04:25 <+CheckYourSix> I have a real hatred of websites
04:25 < CharlesA> Same. I originally did mine when I was going to school... for a web dev class
04:25 < Gencade`> I feel like that's a really broad stroke CheckYourSix
04:25 < CharlesA> in fucking dreamweaver
04:25 < CharlesA> do I still have dreamweaver installed? Nooooppppeeee
04:26 <+CheckYourSix> Gencade`: Ok, I have a hatred of dealing with websites and all the dumb shit that goes along with it. More than anything, I hate the nagging from clients that want updates and things done. I'm really glad I don't do it any more.
04:29 < voidstar> ugh
04:29 < Gencade`> ughhh
04:29 < Gencade`> `hello
04:29 <+layer-eight> Amen buenas noches Gencade`
04:30 < Gencade`> `hello
04:30 <+layer-eight> Psst hello Gencade`
04:30 < Gencade`> `hello
04:30 <+layer-eight> Egad hi-yea Gencade`
04:30 < Gencade`> `hello
04:30 <+layer-eight> Psst hi-yea Gencade`
04:35 <+CheckYourSix> Gencade`: As much as I hate websites, I kinda want to tinker and performance tune the whole LEMP stack to see just how much can be squeezed out of it
04:36 < Gencade`> you know that's kinda sadistic
04:36 < ned0> lol https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dbt-48GVAAElfYo.jpg
04:36 <+layer-eight> * ned0 →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 167,485 bytes
04:37 < xamithan> nginx + php-fpm = win
04:37 < CharlesA> xamithan, That's what I use.
04:37 < CharlesA> heh
04:38 < xamithan> Most of my clients use apache,  because they are still on cpanel,  because they have no clue how to admin
04:39 <+CheckYourSix> xamithan: That's what I plan to use. Stock configuration will be on its knees in no time though.
04:39 < xamithan> With all the DDoS'd going a round I don't doubt it
04:40 < xamithan> I'm just kind of tired of doing mostly web hosting.  It is just the same shit over and over
04:41 <+CheckYourSix> There's a bunch of performance tuning stuff out there. I just need to do more research and see where you run into diminishing returns. Like when will it be better to just add additional servers vs. increasing CPU/RAM
04:41 <+CheckYourSix> I just want to play with it. Web hosting would be boring as fuck
04:41 < xamithan> Some random webdevs site gets hacked once a month and of course they have no backups
04:42 < xamithan> So I got to charge them out the ass for recovery,  moving over all their shit and databases
04:43 <+CheckYourSix> Nice
04:43 < xamithan> Not really anything I can automate either unless they pay for more services or managed hosting
04:43 <+CheckYourSix> It's not all that hard to lock your shit down and prevent hacking...
04:43 < xamithan> It is when you are using all outdated wordpress plugins
04:43 <+CheckYourSix> I need to learn more Ansible too
04:44 <+CheckYourSix> Lol. Keyword, outdated. And lack of knowing how to configure security plugins
04:45 < xamithan> The job I interviewed for last week uses ansible exclusively.  They don't even touch hardware unless one of the beegfs servers has an issue
04:45 <+CheckYourSix> Nice
04:46 < Gencade`> did you tell them you're a nazi xamithan ?
04:52 < xamithan> xenserver install done, time to go home and get drunk~
05:01 < BytesAndCoffee> who is betting on WSL becoming a core feature of Windows (not something you manually enable) in the next couple years, and it being used in the background for certain tasks
05:02 < BytesAndCoffee> software is converging
05:02 < BytesAndCoffee> Kali is in the windows app store
05:11 < darkscrypt> I don't see it happening.
05:11 < darkscrypt> as much as I want it, I don't see it happening
05:12 < darkscrypt> a lot of unnecessary overhead for something a small percentage of the population uses.
05:12 < darkscrypt> i mean they don't even enable certain versions of .net without manually enabling
05:13 < darkscrypt> they might make it simple to deploy and mass enable with group policy or SCCM though. I could see that
05:13 < BytesAndCoffee> they certainly are listening to users
05:13 < darkscrypt> at least in some aspects
05:14 < BytesAndCoffee> networking, interop, IPC (unix sockets work between win32 and wsl!!!)
05:14 < Jekotia> Listening to users -> forces updates at the worst times
05:14 < darkscrypt> hahaha thats exactly what i was thinking
05:14 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean
05:14 < BytesAndCoffee> its not the WSL team who's pushing updates
05:15 < darkscrypt> we are talking about windows in general
05:15 < darkscrypt> and them listening to their users
05:15 < BytesAndCoffee> yeah
05:15 < darkscrypt> or are you talking about wsl listening to users
05:15 < BytesAndCoffee> WSL listening
05:15 < darkscrypt> and adding interop ipc and unix sockets
05:15 < darkscrypt> ah
05:15 < darkscrypt> okay.
05:15 < darkscrypt> yes
05:15 < darkscrypt> they are :)
05:16 < BytesAndCoffee> native GPU support isn't high-priority, but it is on the to-do list
05:16 < darkscrypt> it would be nice if they had something for graphics. like x or whatever else is out there.
05:16 < darkscrypt> isn't there a new X
05:16 < BytesAndCoffee> since graphical environments aren't exactly a supported configuration, but the dont do anything to stop you
05:16 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: plenty of X servers for Windows
05:17 < darkscrypt> well if they made it supported...
05:17 < BytesAndCoffee> i use VcXsrv
05:17 < darkscrypt> nah make it easy
05:17 < BytesAndCoffee> i mean, its not that hard
05:17 < BytesAndCoffee> i have it set up
05:17 < darkscrypt> nah make it even easier.
05:17 < darkscrypt> lol
05:17 < BytesAndCoffee> oh
05:17 < darkscrypt> point click enable
05:17 < BytesAndCoffee> like, sudo apt install wsl-x
05:18 < darkscrypt> enable-windowsfeature WSex.
05:18 < BytesAndCoffee> window-sex?
05:18 < darkscrypt> yeah.
05:18 < BytesAndCoffee> kinky
05:18 < darkscrypt> isn't it?
05:18 < BytesAndCoffee> but yeah
05:18 < BytesAndCoffee> it would be nice if X was a supported feature
05:18 < darkscrypt> i have a girlfriend now. I'm not talking about it in #top though.
05:19 < BytesAndCoffee> but tbh it would be better to work on Wayland support
05:19 < BytesAndCoffee> darkscrypt: grats :)
05:19 < darkscrypt> since like... cloudyone and oldspice have been trying for years to get that girl
05:19 < BytesAndCoffee> lol
05:27 < abakedapplepie> [jpfdsasg
05:27 < abakedapplepie> ya know, i got a dog so i wouldnt have to listen for the pizza guy
05:28 < abakedapplepie> SO WHAT GOOD IS A DOG THAT DOESNT BARK AT THE PIZZA GUY
05:29 <@JollyRgrs> that's why you got a dog?
05:31 < rpifan> hi
05:32 < abakedapplepie> myep
05:32 < abakedapplepie> that and hes really cute
05:32 < abakedapplepie> and gives me kisses
05:32 < abakedapplepie> :-3
05:33 < abakedapplepie> https://i.imgur.com/W1DQM66.jpg
05:33 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 763,730 bytes
05:34 < abakedapplepie> Layer-eight: fuckoff
05:40 < voidstar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkLCwR0n6-o
05:40 <+layer-eight> * voidstar →  YouTube → Monkey on the car - swearing child → ⚘ 726,621 ↑ 6,663 ↓ 123 ✍ 235
05:45 < czarbomba> Brad Marchand licks Ryan Callahan's face during Game 4
05:45 < czarbomba> that dude
05:47 <@JollyRgrs> why you always check google before upgrading something
05:47 <@JollyRgrs> https://forums.plex.tv/discussion/319235/ubuntu-18-04-lts-initial-issues-warning
05:47 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  Ubuntu 18.04 LTS initial issues warning — Plex Forums
05:50 <@JollyRgrs> srsly, food inspectors
05:51 <@JollyRgrs> report says place had "63 rodent droppings in food area"...
05:51 <@JollyRgrs> who counts all 63?
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> neo-geo mini?
05:54 <@JollyRgrs> anyone seen this yet?
06:02 < Sousapro> JollyRgrs: they got horrified enough to start counting
06:05 < BytesAndCoffee> abakedapplepie: the pizza guy or the dog
06:08 <@JollyRgrs> https://youtu.be/Z2II_FVEdQM?t=96
06:08 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2II_FVEdQM&feature=youtu.be&t=96 → YouTube → SNK Neo Geo Mini Revealed (Exclusive) → ⚘ 40,903 ↑ 1,527 ↓ 40 ✍ 351
06:15 < Sousapro> Goddamned devs
06:15 < Sousapro> I'm still working
06:15  * Sousapro is looking at iistest server
06:16 < Sousapro> Guess where I found 500000 files out that are considered production?
06:16 < BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: on not-prod?
06:16 < BytesAndCoffee> on some dev's test machine?
06:16 < Sousapro> Correct. Not prod prod
06:17 < BytesAndCoffee> so, staging? or a totally not-prod test instance
06:17 < Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: naah, one step up from test environment. Not staging, demo, or prod but test
06:17 < BytesAndCoffee> ah
06:17 < Sousapro> Basically a box that I can kill at almost any time with minimal reason
06:18 < BytesAndCoffee> ah
06:18 < BytesAndCoffee> jr dev?
06:18 < Sousapro> I have no idea
06:18 < Sousapro> Is techdebt from a while ago
06:18 < BytesAndCoffee> ah
06:18 < Sousapro> I would shake the dev for at least a minute without stopping
06:19 < Sousapro> Or get a time machine to help them avoid having their head used as a FIFA soccer ball as a child
06:19 < Sousapro> Like this is pants on head special lol
06:20 < BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: or use the time machine to kill his mom
06:20 < BytesAndCoffee> nip it in the bud
06:21 < Sousapro> Hmm
06:21 < Sousapro> This dev is really really dumb
06:21 < Sousapro> May be doing devs a favor that way
06:21 < BytesAndCoffee> scream test
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> power down the machine
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> see who screams
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> go chew them out
06:22 < BytesAndCoffee> after backing up the data, ofc
06:23  * BytesAndCoffee thinks he would be a good candidate for BOFH
06:23 < Sousapro> Oh, it was for our QA team
06:23 < Sousapro> They all screamed and then sat on their hands
06:23 < BytesAndCoffee> QA: Failed
06:24 < xe0n> house nearly clean :\
06:25 < BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: by sat on their hands...
06:26 < Sousapro> Yeah, the data was that important to them and it wasn't even load balanced because test
06:26 < Sousapro> I had it in a veeam backup because I was suspicious of the server lol
06:26 < Sousapro> But still
06:26 < Sousapro> Tell me when it's prod
06:27 < Sousapro> Otherwise I will laugh at your failure
06:27 < Sousapro> Also, web server is not a file server lol
06:38 <+Gendo-> Hey anybody have a postfix server using namecheap's priv mail as a smtp relay?
06:52 < Sousapro> No but that sounds fascinating
07:20 < rpifan> quiet to tonite it seems
07:55 <@JollyRgrs> so, anyone watch the new karate kid show on youtube red yet?
08:15 <@JollyRgrs> huh
08:15 <@JollyRgrs> new task mgr
08:16 <@JollyRgrs> seems msft is pre-loading microsoft.photos.exe and "video application"
08:16 <@JollyRgrs> then letting them sit suspended until needed
09:05 < Gencade`> I just got into my first barfight
09:05 < Gencade`> thoughts
09:19 < The_Dv8or> hows the other 7 year old girl look?
09:20 < Gencade`> Idk I should ask your dad
09:20 < The_Dv8or> that shit got submitted right to bash.org
09:20 < The_Dv8or> my dad’s too drunk to be an astronaut!
09:20 < Gencade`> not too drunk to be a pedo
09:24 < binaryhermit> s/youtube red/redtube/
09:24 <+layer-eight> [SED binaryhermit/JollyRgrs] so, anyone watch the new karate kid show on redtube yet?
09:24 < The_Dv8or> s/barfight/buttfucking
09:24 <+layer-eight> [SED The_Dv8or/Gencade`] I just got into my first buttfucking
10:13 < aaa___> share the link
10:13 < aaa___> <layer-eight> [SED binaryhermit/JollyRgrs] share with us
10:13 < aaa___> (:
10:44 < TheMikina> Hia, I'm building a vulnerable Archlinux VM for my BachelorsThesis, anything other than "history -c" and "rm .bash_history" I have to do, in order to clean up any user-level accessible logs of my VM installing activity?
12:21 < aleph-> Morning folks
13:07 < m4221> Hey
13:09 < gavit> anyone know how to make a list of pdfs available through some webapp company wide?
13:10 < gavit> preferably restrict 'downloading' of the pdf
13:44 < L3gacy> morning, peeps
13:46 < vavkamil> hi
13:47 < vavkamil> I'm looking for list of blacklisted malware websites
13:53 <+CheckYourSix> Morning, fellow savages
14:13 <+CheckYourSix> Does anyone deal specifically with web server performance tuning?
14:22 < ned0> why the crap
14:22 < ned0> does lenovo tell me every day that lenovo bloatware now works with cortana voice control
14:22 < m4221> Good morning CheckYourSix
14:23 <+CheckYourSix> Fuck all the bloatware. And Cortana.
14:23 < ned0> ^
14:23 < m4221> Should I have told $endUser's boss that the printer error was due to lack of paper?
14:23 <+CheckYourSix> Yes
14:25 < m4221> CheckYourSix: ty
14:25 <+CheckYourSix> I had an outage ticket in for 29 hours before it was resolved. It was internal, but our front desk security phone was out. India jerked the ticket around forever until I copied the global distribution list and bitched. Picked up by an American engineer 35 minutes m4221 later, solved in 6 minutes, half of which was me walking across the building.
14:25 <+CheckYourSix> Lol stupid home key apparently didn't work there
14:26 < m4221> CheckYourSix: My boss was pissed at the ticket
14:27 < m4221> CheckYourSix: We have end users being moved from cubicle to cubicle because they don't get along
14:27 <+CheckYourSix> ....
14:28 < aleph-> Sigh...
14:28 < m4221> CheckYourSix: one wants to move  away from the call center cluster of cubiclss
14:29 < m4221> cubicles
14:29 <+CheckYourSix> Sounds like a mess. Get those people in line
14:29 < m4221> CheckYourSix: not my problem.
14:30 < m4221> CheckYourSix: it is their supervisors
14:30 < m4221> Supervisor's
14:30 <+CheckYourSix> Make it so their systems only work at their assigned cubicle
14:35 < vavkamil> CheckYourSix, what tuning do you mean
14:39 <+CheckYourSix> vavkamil: I'm really just tinkering. I want to tune a LEMP stack to squeeze as much as possible out of it. But I guess I'm wondering if the performance gain is linear as you add resources... like if you had 1 CPU, 2 GB RAM and bumped it to 2 CPU, 4 GB RAM, would it just be double the performance or would it be an exponential gain? Trying to see if there's diminishing returns past a certain point where adding more servers instead
14:39 <+CheckYourSix> of more resources would be better.
14:45 < vavkamil> CheckYourSix, I know that pain, was recently adding more resources, then switched to different apache module and everything was ok, so I had to switch back to original configuration
14:45 <+CheckYourSix> Apache is a resource whore that slows everything down
14:45 <+CheckYourSix> I don't even have a specific project. Just want to mess around
14:48 < vavkamil> my backend is in perl and apache is just a proxy, should probably switch to nginx soon as possible
14:51 <+CheckYourSix> Nginx configs are a lot simpler and it uses a fraction of the resources
15:27 < aName> precise: Snakes are cool
15:33 < MillerBoss> `chuck
15:33 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: If Chuck Norris where to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger the world would end of the action packed that would follow
15:36 < MillerBoss> `chuck
15:36 <+layer-eight> Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't give a fuck if the glass is half empty or half full. He's still gonna round house kick you in the face.
15:36 < MillerBoss> Yeah
15:51 < MillerBoss> Sup oogs
16:19 < MillerBoss> Come out come out where ever you are
16:19 < MillerBoss> Fucking lurkers
16:19  * MillerBoss looks at you
16:19 < CharlesA> o.O
16:19 < MillerBoss> Hey CharlesA
16:19 < MillerBoss> How goes t?
16:19 < CharlesA> Howdy
16:19 < MillerBoss> And it
16:19 < CharlesA> So far, so good tbh
16:20 < MillerBoss> Great
16:20 < MillerBoss> Saturday morning by you?
16:20 < CharlesA> Indeed.
16:20 < MillerBoss> The date & time is currently: Saturday, May 5, 2018 at 9:20:14 AM
16:21 < MillerBoss> Setting up Hazel https://www.noodlesoft.com/ rules and watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
16:21 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Noodlesoft – Noodlesoft – Simply Useful Software
16:21 < CharlesA> watching Eureka here. Kinda surprising how hard it was to get a hold of a copy of the Blurays.
16:22 < CharlesA> well not "hard" but cheaper to get from overseas than buying each season.
16:22 < MillerBoss> This https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_(U.S._TV_series) ?
16:22 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Eureka (U.S. TV series) - Wikipedia
16:22 < CharlesA> and yep
16:24 < MillerBoss> Cool
16:31 < CharlesA> I'm only on season one, but so far it seems to be pretty good.
16:32 < MillerBoss> Great. :)
16:32 < MillerBoss> What part of the world are you in? Nice weather there?
16:33 < CharlesA> too hot for my tastes, but I make do.
16:33 < CharlesA> south western US here.
16:33 < MillerBoss> Ahh
16:33 < MillerBoss> Somewhere different than Wisconsin would be fun
16:34 < CharlesA> for a vacation, maybe.
16:55 < aaa___> go africa
16:55 < aaa___> mali
17:04 < rpifan> whats new in afrika?
17:12 < L3gacy> I AM THE TACO AVENGER!
17:14 < L3gacy> https://soundcloud.com/trippy156/friends-not-foes-feat-carlos-diaz
17:14 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy →  "Friends Not Foes" Feat Carlos Diaz by trippy156 | Free Listening on SoundCloud
17:14 < L3gacy> College mates :)
17:20 < MillerBoss> http://www.asianefficiency.com/technology/hazel-intro/
17:20 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  How To Use Hazel To Save Time, Automate Your Mac, And Get Rid Of Repetitive Tasks - Asian Efficiency
17:24 < L3gacy> I need more Spanish foods
17:27 < rpifan> sihg im fucken frustrated at work
17:32 < L3gacy> rpifan: why?  Monitor out of range and projector broken like our final exam today?
17:34 < L3gacy> Talk about not being able to configure routers for a final...
17:34 < rpifan> lol
17:37 < L3gacy> Worse yet, the college did NOT renew my TA position, or the professor's position for next semester YET, and it's a REQUIRED class for networking, cyber sec, and computer science
17:39 < L3gacy> And we're being merged with Rowan U
17:42 < sideup66> Can I add my burning hate of hp software
17:42 < rpifan> yes
17:42 < sideup66> Have printer on pc
17:42 < rpifan> whats rowan u
17:43 < sideup66> Driver downloaded, software installs, tell it okay go add the printer on the wifi to your bs
17:43 < sideup66> Printer just fails to add
17:43 < sideup66> Set printer to reserved ip, etc, printer works fine everywhere else
17:43 < sideup66> This one computer
17:43 < sideup66> =(
17:44  * CheckYourSix thinks printers and paper should be eradicated
17:46 < L3gacy> Printers es muy mal y diablo
17:46 < sideup66> CheckYourSix: no, I can't understand this shit
17:46 < sideup66> Software sees printer
17:46 < sideup66> Printer is on network and happy
17:46 < sideup66> Windows can install printer but no scanning stuff
17:46 < sideup66> How software wears scumbag hat and says cannot install pringer
17:47 < sideup66> Need the scanning shit
17:48 < rpifan> las impresoras son muy malas, son el diablo L3gacy
17:49 < sideup66> English?
17:50 < L3gacy> nyet.  Menya zavut ivan Ivanovich.  Ya prinose vodka.
17:50 < MillerBoss> Yourmom?
17:51 < rpifan> my name is
17:51 < L3gacy> "No.  My name is Ivan Ivanovich (Ivan, son of Ivan)  I brought vodka
17:51 < ivanf> o.o
17:51 < rpifan> i took a semester of russian
17:52 < L3gacy> My grandmother is from Novorossysk :)
17:59 < L3gacy> Shhh... Zaki is here.
18:00 < zaki> :)
18:00  * L3gacy hides behind the filing cabinet being used to stack servers on
18:06 < Sousapro> hmm, I switched back over to weechat+glowing bear from IRC cloud
18:07 < suttin> weechat is where its at
18:07 < Sousapro> I've still got another 5 days of paid IRC cloud but I'm not sure what I'm getting for my $5/month over this setup
18:07 < Sousapro> Weechat Android is fine
18:11 < MillerBoss> I am using Textual 7.0.9-git (Build 180407.18) (Standalone Version)
18:11 < MillerBoss> Is where its at
18:11 < Sousapro> looks nice but I can't use it lol
18:11 < MillerBoss> :P
18:13 < Sousapro> I flipped back for a minute
18:13 < Sousapro> I'm just kinda meh about it
18:13 < MillerBoss> I use a ZNC as my "proxy"no matter what client I use.
18:14 < Sousapro> it's like "I want to be slack but I'm stuck being IRC"
18:14 < MillerBoss> IRCCloud is always connected
18:14 < Sousapro> MillerBoss: through your ZNC instance?
18:14 < MillerBoss> Yes
18:20 < aName> Sousapro: IRCCloud is overpriced.
18:20 < aName> Sousapro: At a dollar a month, I'd probably sign up
18:20 < aName> Sousapro: But five bucks a month is like... half a netflix sub, dude
18:20 < aName> For text
18:20 < Sousapro> aName: yeah, that's where I'm at for it
18:21 < Sousapro> aName: like the mobile apps are nice but so is glowing bear and weechat android
18:21 < Sousapro> aName: there's also no desktop client because html5 lol
18:22 < aName> Eh, just throw it in chrome borderless or something if you care
18:29 < czarbomba> solitary F/A-18 tearing up the skies
18:29 < czarbomba> i can't help but feel like this would be more impressive if the thunderbirds had shown up
18:29 < czarbomba> even though they are clearly inferior to the blue angels
18:34 < czarbomba> when the jets need to get a speed run towards the beach they almost invariably fly over my house
18:34 < czarbomba> so when they bank to go back to the beach the contrails omg
18:35 < MillerBoss> Where are the videos?
18:35 < czarbomba> videos? this is live, fella
18:35 < czarbomba> air & sea show
18:35 < MillerBoss> Yeah make a video feller
18:38 < czarbomba> oooks like they landed the 18. they're doing skywriting now
18:38 < czarbomba> it's still early on day 1
18:38 < czarbomba> might be too windy for skywriting
18:38 < MillerBoss> Youtube Live that shit
18:38 < czarbomba> these guys in the prop planes have balls
18:39 < Sousapro> why am I not at air & sea
18:39 < Sousapro> I live in orlando now
18:39 < Sousapro> :/
18:49 < MillerBoss> I wish I could be at the computer outside but with a desk.
18:49 < MillerBoss> Or maybe a room that is like a patio or that has 2 or 3 walls of windows
18:49 < czarbomba> i live just down the road from fort lauderdale beach, sousapro
18:50 < czarbomba> i'm taking advantage of it now because for years they didn't do the show here
18:50 < czarbomba> i'm going to the beach tomorrow. expecting over a million
18:50  * MillerBoss moves to Fort Lauderdale Beach area and become czarbomba's neighbor. 
18:50 < czarbomba> it's kind of dope to be able to watch the jets tear up the sky from the a/c comfort of my own home
18:51 < czarbomba> my cat has no idea what's going on
18:51 < czarbomba> she's just hearing sounds she hasn't heard since she was a baby
18:51 < czarbomba> staring out the window from the sill like wtf
18:52 < MillerBoss> Is it all back to normal there after the last hurricane?
18:52 < czarbomba> since irma? yeah. we were sideswiped on this coast. i hear there are still pockets on the west coast and in the keys where there are blue tarps and damage still to be taken away
18:52 < czarbomba> but it was like that after wilma for 2+ years here so i figure that's just a fact of hurricane life
18:53 < MillerBoss> Ahh
18:53 < czarbomba> it is an absolutely perfect day for this. the only disappointment is the wind speed
18:53 < czarbomba> skywriting vanishes as soon as the smoke comes out and they may need to postpone or cancel some of the prop plane exhibits
18:54 < czarbomba> like a C-130 would be perfectly fine but maybe an old WWI biplane wouldn't be
18:54 < MillerBoss> Why do they stilll have this issue with 3D maps after how many years now? https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-05-11-53-56-Ef.png They shouldn't even enabled the feature.
18:54 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 3,769,709 bytes
18:55 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQNEh_r8Dww
18:55 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Fort Lauderdale Air Show 2018 → ⚘ 97 ↑ 7 ↓ 0 ✍ 0
18:56 < MillerBoss> That is live
18:56 < czarbomba> not much going on right now that i can see or hear
18:57 < czarbomba> i think fort lauderdale is fully 3d-modeled now so google at least probably just wants everyone to turn on 3d buildings instead of expecting a perfectly uniform and correct "flat" earth image
18:57 < MillerBoss> 3D anywhere is like that on Google Maps and Apple Maps
18:57 < czarbomba> man i wish the beach were that empty. right now it's probably nearly as bad as it will be tomorrow. masses of humanity
18:57 < czarbomba> yeah they don't take into account true elevation
18:57 < czarbomba> i don't know shit about cartography but i have some general ideas about how they could fix it in post-processing
18:58 < MillerBoss> Wow must be nice to live at the beach like that https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-05-05-11-57-46-24.png
18:58 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 1,859,202 bytes
18:58 < czarbomba> the elevations for these areas are all known so i would tell the system to render ignoring "true elevation" which is actually not true geographically
18:58 < MillerBoss> Call the Google Maps bat phone
18:59 < MillerBoss> Tell em whats up czarbomba
18:59 < czarbomba> eh i'm sure they know and probably don't care
18:59 < MillerBoss> This chic's live stream ain't too bad actually
18:59 < czarbomba> not enough of us geeking out on google earth 3d tours to make a dent
18:59 < MillerBoss> Ima gonna move there and apply where you work czarbomba
18:59 < MillerBoss> Just to annoy you
19:00 < MillerBoss> ;)
19:00 < czarbomba> it wouldn't annoy me. people move here all the time for the weather
19:00 < czarbomba> it'll annoy you the first time you get into miami traffic at 7am :D
19:00 < MillerBoss> How bad is it?
19:00 <+CheckYourSix> Who enjoys humidity like that?
19:00 < czarbomba> another reason i didn't go to the air show today. i need a day of just no driving bullshit
19:00 < MillerBoss> Doesn't bother me. We get that here in Wisconsin sometimes
19:01 < czarbomba> and it's a madhouse around the air & sea show
19:01 < czarbomba> miami traffic is pretty terrible. i think we were ranked 4th worst in the country in a recent rather large study and something like 10th in the world
19:02 < czarbomba> everything is so spread out but we still have massive bottlenecks, and there's practically no usable mass transit so all commuters drive
19:02 < MillerBoss> This is actually boring. EAA is just a few miles from here and I only went once.
19:02 < MillerBoss> https://www.eaa.org/
19:02 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.eaa.org/eaa → EAA | Experimental Aircraft Association | Oshkosh, Wisconsin
19:02 < czarbomba> it's been quiet for a bit so i figure they're either doing a ship exhibition or smaller planes
19:02 < czarbomba> i dont' see anything in the sky
19:03 < MillerBoss> Apparently peeps from around the world come to Oshkosh with their planes and such
19:03 < czarbomba> remember, there's a working international airport just a few miles south. i'm sure they build in air lanes and time windows to land and take off
19:03 < MillerBoss> Yeah
19:04  * czarbomba pours a fresh iced mocha and checks the news
19:05  * MillerBoss turns on Chappelle's Show
19:07 < czarbomba> the one good thing about the marketing assault on americans re: new name-brand drugs is that they are forced by law to recount the side effects at some point
19:07 < MillerBoss> I wish there was a way to take files from he Plex library and create like a "channel" that you can tune into. Say you want to have a Movie "channel". Choose all movies and play random. And be able to "tune" into that channel at anytime as it plays. Like your own HBO
19:07 < czarbomba> and on a lot of these the side effects are sooooo much worse than the affliction they're meant to treat
19:07 < MillerBoss> Or it doesn't even have to do with Plex at all.
19:08 < czarbomba> i do something similar using a playlist feature. i know a friend did it using itunes and something he wrote that uses bonjour
19:08 < czarbomba> you'd still need some sort of proxy or gateway to stream it over internet though
19:09 < MillerBoss> Or some RTSP stream
19:09 < MillerBoss> Oh wait
19:09 < MillerBoss> Shoutcast did that
19:09 < czarbomba> so did WP
19:09 < czarbomba> WP
19:09 < czarbomba> WMP
19:09 < czarbomba> wtf is up with the M on this keyboard?
19:09 < czarbomba> i just got it
19:09 < MillerBoss> But my files live in Google Drive
19:10 < czarbomba> lol i thought another jet was coming by for a speed run to the beach but it was just a streetcleaner
19:10 < czarbomba> surprisingly similar sounds
19:14 < czarbomba> funny i mentioned the c-130 earlier. lockheed martin is doing some serious PR gymnastics over that crash in savannah
19:15 < aName> Not used to being up early on the weekend.
19:16 < aName> It's 1:15 and I've done all my laundry, shampooed the carpets, done my grocery shopping...
19:16 < czarbomba> 1:15pm?
19:16 < aName> Yeah
19:16 < czarbomba> heh. i couldn't sleep that late today even if i wanted to
19:16 < czarbomba> the jets were already in the sky by just before noon
19:16 < aName> Just acid washed my glassware for my reef tests
19:16 < czarbomba> even with my windows closed there was no ignoring them
19:17 < aName> I'm a deep sleeper.
19:17 < czarbomba> deep sleep gets tested when an F/A-18 flies maybe a thousand feet overhead with afterburners
19:17 < czarbomba> it can probably be measured on the richter scale
19:17 < czarbomba> -s
19:26 < czarbomba> https://blog.twitter.com/official/en_us/a/2010/tweet-button-bookmarklet-share-links-from-any-page.html <-- gone
19:26 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  Tweet Button Bookmarklet: Share links from any page
19:27 < czarbomba> if this is twitter's way of disablign the sharing of "fake news" they are fucking up out loud (again)
19:30 < czarbomba> ahahaha ben bailey followed me on twitter
19:30 < czarbomba> that's the guy who hosted 'cash cab'
19:30 < czarbomba> i don't know why but this is eminently pleasing and amusing to me
19:38 <+DrGibby|> I thought they were bringing cash can back, too
19:42 <+DrGibby|> s/can/cab
19:42 <+layer-eight> [SED DrGibby|] I thought they were bringing cash cab back, too
19:55 <@JollyRgrs> i remember cash cab
19:55 <@JollyRgrs> that guy was an interesting guy... perfect fit for that show
20:03 < czarbomba> i remember hearing about a comeback
20:04 < czarbomba> there was just an attempt to skywrite using four yets. i don't know if it would have showed up on the feed because it was a massive circle of text, over the whole city
20:04 < czarbomba> sadly it blew away before they finished the sentence.
20:04 < czarbomba> i only caught the end of it "25 years"
20:04 < czarbomba> it would be weird if they're celebrating a 25 year anniversary of some sort for the air show since it wasn't even held here for the better part of a decade
20:05 < czarbomba> s/yets/jets
20:05 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba] there was just an attempt to skywrite using four jets. i don't know if it would have showed up on the feed because it was a massive circle of text, over the whole city
20:05 < czarbomba> i may bring a cooler of beers and camp out on the roof for a bit
20:06 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> czarbomba: A yeti cooler?
20:06 < czarbomba> low-altitude acrobatics with prop planes
20:06 < czarbomba> sysadmingonecrazy, i have no idea how 'yet' even came out
20:06 < czarbomba> i don't have autocorrect on my laptop
20:07 < czarbomba> i must have had my hand shifted off home row or something
20:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> :P <3
20:07 < czarbomba> i'd buy a yeti cooler
20:07 < czarbomba> okay you're gonna need to explain that nick
20:07 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> me?
20:07 < czarbomba> yes, you
20:08 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> hmm... you know I don't remember.... I had if from a long while ago
20:08 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> By the looks of it, I think I probably had some scotch in me
20:08 < czarbomba> it looks like you were suffering an epileptic seizure which came to an end in time to type "toobig" then you had a stroke
20:08 < czarbomba> ah, that works too
20:09 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> I'm actually having a mini panic attack at the moment....
20:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> newly joined 2 look too bigg  .. yeah IDK I give up.
20:09 < czarbomba> more scotch!
20:09 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> I'm wondering if someone can offer insight...  Definitely will need more scotch tonight!
20:09 < czarbomba> something broken we can give it a try. lots of people are inactive right now because it's the weekend though
20:10 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> I decided to try out iLO on our prod proliant G7 server for the first time today...
20:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> And it's their only date to be meican
20:10 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> mexican
20:10 < czarbomba> also i reserve the right to vanish for stretches of time because there's an air show going on at the beach and i have a perfect view from my living room
20:10 <@JollyRgrs> "try out" ilo?
20:10 < czarbomba> eh it's not like he said beta test, jollyrgrs :D
20:10 < czarbomba> "i'm running quality assurance testing on HP's iLO lien"
20:10 < czarbomba> s/lien/line
20:10 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba] "i'm running quality assurance testing on HP's iLO line"
20:10 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> ...and mounted the HP SSA to do it.  While doing the parity check, I accidentally closed the iLO browser window and it disconnected
20:11 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> Did I just f'up this prod RAID array?
20:11 < czarbomba> i'm...not sure. conceptually, i doubt it. but there's no telling if HP built some sort of logic into the iLO controller that will commit changes if a disconnect happens
20:11 < czarbomba> it runs counter to common sense. but, again, HP
20:12 < czarbomba> meh more low-speed acrobatics.
20:12 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> Basically since I had mounted the HP SSA and booted into it - when I disconnected it, I essentially removed the active OS doing the action.  I'm not certain how independently the RAID controller functions.
20:13  * czarbomba waits for them to switch to the colored red white & blue smoke, make a few more runs, then clear a path for the big boys
20:14 < czarbomba> i just don't have enough experience with iLO since the HP g3-4 days to say
20:14 < czarbomba> i've been working primarily in dell shops and afterwards with supermicro/whitebox (not my choice)
20:15 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> I'm not sure if I should reboot, or let it continue the parity check (it was almost done too!).  Lights are blinking as if they are still doing it - but much slower....
20:15 < czarbomba> so i'm confused about something. you somehow removed a drive from your main system array, mounted it in HP SSA (which AFAIK mounts ISOs, not physical drives) and lost your session?
20:16 < czarbomba> i suspect since SSA's primary function is related to ISO that it didn't write anything to the physical drive which means your system array should be intact, albeit perhaps requiring a reload of the configuration under the controller ROM
20:16 < czarbomba> but this is just short of a W.A.G. and is not based on any particular experience with HP's tools
20:17 < czarbomba> out of curiosity which RAID controller is your server using
20:18 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The iLO lets you mount an ISO via the browser to act as if it's in the CD ROM.  So I mounted HP SSA in the browser, and then booted into it.   Then before it finished the expansion (I think), I closed the browser session.
20:19 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> So now it's black screen and the drives are blinking as if they're still doing the parity check, but I can't really tell.
20:19 < czarbomba> okay you see how you just described something that should not in any way impact the system array, right?
20:19 < czarbomba> which explains my confusion
20:20 < czarbomba> so what happeed between "booting into it" and closing browser?
20:20 < czarbomba> i suspect we'll find your answer there
20:21 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> After I booted into it, I initiated an array expansion for 3 new drives I inserted.
20:21 < czarbomba> aha!
20:21 < czarbomba> again, conceptually speaking, if the rate of the blinking on the drives has slowed, i think the parity check is finished.
20:22 < czarbomba> the parity check requires all X drives
20:22 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> It was around 75%, then I started doing something else, and without thinking, I closed the browser window.  I'm not sure it completed or if it's still going... or dead
20:22 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> :(
20:22 < czarbomba> what is the state of the machine right now
20:22 < czarbomba> headless with a possibly orphaned iLO session, right?
20:22 < czarbomba> booted into whatever environment SSA gives you
20:23 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> Let me check iLO....
20:23 < BytesAndCoffee> god fucking dammit can windows suck cock hard enough?
20:24 < BytesAndCoffee> it just got...stuck on a black screen at logon
20:24 < BytesAndCoffee> just stuck
20:24 < czarbomba> heh. that happens to me on an old arch box occasionally
20:24 < BytesAndCoffee> use task manager to manually start explorer
20:24 < BytesAndCoffee> still stuck
20:25 < BytesAndCoffee> shut down, turn back on to get it into safe mode
20:25 < BytesAndCoffee> it gets stuck at another black screen, this time with no cursor, during shutdown
20:25 < czarbomba> this sounds like a case for recovery mode :O
20:25 < BytesAndCoffee> i got it to recovery, enabled safe mode, disabled a crap-tonne of fucking startup items
20:25 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> BytesAndCoffee: Happened to me last night. From upgrading to 1803.
20:26 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> @czarbomba - the iLO is working, and not reporting issues, but this version of iLO (1.88) doesn't tell me anything about storage.
20:26 < czarbomba> fuck this channel has me paranoid about going to 1803
20:26 < BytesAndCoffee> SysAdminGoneCraZ: this is a couple reboots after 1803
20:26 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> BytesAndCoffee: Oh man
20:26 <@JollyRgrs> czarbomba: personally or work?
20:26 < MillerBoss> I got a better one. Fresh install of Windows 10. Instal video card, Windows decides to install drivers while I am downloading drivers. All screens flicker as normal when video drivers are installed. Next all screens are black. Try multiple times.
20:26 < czarbomba> any chance you can get a monitor on this thing to see what the display is showing, toobigg?
20:26 < czarbomba> you did say you can see the blinking lights on the drives
20:27 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The three drives I was expanding into are flashing together - but very slowly - like when the parity is getting done.
20:27 < MillerBoss> They already had "bugs" that postponed 1803.
20:27 < BytesAndCoffee> SysAdminGoneCraZ: i decided to leave the windows insider program just before 1803 went public
20:27 < MillerBoss> They as in Microsoft.
20:27 < czarbomba> ok so just the 3 newly-inserted drives are blinking
20:28 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The other drives are also blinking in unison, at a different frequency.
20:28 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> ...which I think is what was happening during the expansion before disconnect.  But I think the blinking is far slower now - so it might have died
20:28 < czarbomba> two possibilities: parity check still ongoing or the closed session somehow led to an abandonment of expansion and those three drives are blinking when being queried by the HP SSA or raid controller. some controllers also like to auto-add newly-inserted drives as hot spares if a certain config option was set up that way in the first place
20:29 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> I don't think they were hot spares - they were set as unused when I went in
20:30 < czarbomba> i've never heard of a parity check "slowing down". also, why would the check only involve those three drives? parity checks should involve all drives in the array
20:30 < BytesAndCoffee> i left on build 17133
20:30 < BytesAndCoffee> 1803 is 17134
20:30 < czarbomba> anyway nothing is going to be answered until you get a head on this beast. plug in a monitor, see what it says.
20:30 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The expansion blinks the drives separately... Don't ask me why :)  I've seen that previously.
20:31 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The question is, how much is the expansion done by HP SSA vs the RAID controller?  Because HP SSA is gone now that the brower session is disconnected.
20:32 < BytesAndCoffee> im just about ready to go mac
20:32 < BytesAndCoffee> get rid of windows
20:32 < BytesAndCoffee> ffs
20:32 < czarbomba> i just saw the underside of what i believe is an F-15 waaaay up in the air
20:33 < czarbomba> something's about to happen
20:33 <+CheckYourSix> You can't see the console with iLO?
20:33 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The console does nothing now - just black screen
20:33 < czarbomba> did you try hitting the space bar
20:34 < czarbomba> well unless HP did something brainless (and that is a distinct possibility) the raid controller should be doing the expansion
20:34 < MillerBoss> https://www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/comments/8escij/major_bug_with_windows_10_april_update_18031804/
20:34 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Major bug with Windows 10 April Update 1803/1804 : Windows10
20:34 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> yes.  Oh wait!
20:34 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> It just came back!
20:35 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> The 3 drives are still unassigned... it must have rolled back the whole operation or something
20:36 < czarbomba> lolwat. millerbosss are you watching the feed?
20:36 < czarbomba> the chandelle maneuver the jet just did is supposed to be something only f-22s and su-35s can handle
20:37 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> czarbomba, thanks for being my sounding board...  I've restarted it an it looks like it's going ok again....
20:37 < MillerBoss> What feed czarbomba ? I am still watching Chappelle's Show
20:37 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> God damn fucking panic attack that was....
20:41 < czarbomba> no worries
20:42 < czarbomba> i'm kinda geeking out on this fighter jet right now
20:42 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> You're in a fighter jet?
20:42 < czarbomba> millerboss the air show. i was hoping you'd see that maneuver.
20:42 < nwljn2ltoobigghu> Are you high?
20:42 < czarbomba> i'm watching a fighter jet do tricks.
20:42 < czarbomba> and yes, i'm high
20:42 < MillerBoss> Oh the live stream, no
20:46 < czarbomba> and the jet just flew over my house again
20:46 < czarbomba> the cat is freaking out every time that happens lol
20:48 < czarbomba> i think i am going to arrange my afternoon as follows: a) scotch. b) e-z chair next to picture window. c) star wars movie.
20:48 < czarbomba> the fighter jet is now chasing what i believe is a p-42
20:49 < czarbomba> p-40, sorry
20:50 < czarbomba> imagine looking up in the sky and watching a modern fighter jet chasing a world war two prop fighter
20:50 < czarbomba> without knowing there's an air show going on
20:51 < czarbomba> "ziggy i think we've got a problem"
20:57 < MikeSpears> ugh https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ozdKcoMt/image.png
20:57 <+layer-eight> * MikeSpears →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 1,736 bytes
21:05 < MillerBoss> https://plexamp.com/
21:05 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Plexamp - It really whips the bllama's ass!
21:07 < czarbomba> lol i'm scanning the skies to see if anything is going on off the ground. i see a glint and i get all excited. it's a united jumbo jet heading towards KFLL. :/
21:08 < Gencade`> czarbomba, GO HOME
21:09 < czarbomba> i am home!
21:10 <+A-KO> so
21:10 <+A-KO> I went to a bar last night
21:11 < Gencade`> gay bar A-KO ?
21:11 <+A-KO> no, lol
21:11 <+A-KO> met the voice actor for Reinhardt :D
21:11 < Gencade`> I also went to a bar last night
21:11 < Gencade`> ah overwatch, the game blizzard isn't ruining
21:11 < Gencade`> :D
21:11 < czarbomba> the difference in content and tone of biographical writings about richard k. hoskins between the "mainstream internet" and evangelical christian sites can be
21:13 < czarbomba> mainstream internet: this guy is an identity crackpot racist who wants to destroy america. evangelical christians (this is an actual quote): Richard Kelly Hoskins is a true southern gentleman, and scholar.
21:13 < czarbomba> lolfuckingwhat
21:14 < czarbomba> these are the people who believe jesus lived in charlottesville, had white skin and blond hair, and secretly hated aboriginal americans
21:15 <@JollyRgrs> aboriginal americans? lol
21:15 < czarbomba> no hyphen. but yes. injuns. redskins. teepees. woo-woo-woo-woo.
21:16 < aleph-> Man this is a cool book.
21:16 < czarbomba> i can find nothing to indicate how hoskins managed to dodge the draft. he was definitely eligible for vietnam
21:16 < aleph-> Nixon and Elder Gods.
21:16 <@JollyRgrs> teepees is what they live in, no one ever called em that
21:16 < aleph-> Works surprisingly damn well. Might have to buy a physical copy
21:16 <@JollyRgrs> derrr
21:16 < czarbomba> nobody called them woo-woo-woo-woo either. i was giving context. :P
21:17 < thecliguy> Heh - reminded me of Seinfeld.
21:17 < czarbomba> this country has an awfully shitty history of locking up white christian terrorists. it's like koresh was BATF's overkill attempt to make up for it and/or offer polemics.
21:18 < czarbomba> "see, we go after white people who pay lip service to jesus when they go cult-crazy!"
21:19 < czarbomba> foreign countries, though? absolutely we c are.
21:19 < czarbomba> we send congressmen and military scout teams
21:19 < czarbomba> keep an eye on guyana = make america great again
21:26 < Gencade`> seinfield is a bad show
21:27 < czarbomba> no trolling, gencade :(
21:27 < Gencade`> czarbomba, why?
21:28 < Gencade`> The no trolling rule is just an excuse for op favoritism
21:28 < czarbomba> hmm. good question.
21:28 < czarbomba> because it's in the sign
21:28 < Gencade`> cryptic1 and ravioli are some of the biggest trolls in the chan
21:28 < czarbomba> technically, the @ is the excuse for op favoritism
21:28 < Gencade`> implying there can't be more than one excuse
21:29 < czarbomba> true. there can be more excuses. but when there's only one enabling reason, perhaps the excuses aren't that important
21:29 < czarbomba> so their status as megatrolls is one thing. the @ hat, however, is THE thing
21:29 < Gencade`> are we get philosophical?
21:29 < czarbomba> pragmatism.
21:29 < misspwn_> hola
21:29 < czarbomba> a.k.a. acceptance of objective reality
21:30 < czarbomba> hallo MI spawn
21:30 < Gencade`> misspwn_, hola, como estas?
21:30 < Gencade`> tienes una dia buena?
21:30 < czarbomba> s/MI/MI's
21:30 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba] hallo MI's spawn
21:32 < Gencade`> You think there's actually girls in this channel czarbomba ?
21:33 <@cryptic1> Trolling is bant
21:33 <@cryptic1> Please try again
21:33 < Gencade`> cryptic1, you better ban yourself then\
21:33 <@cryptic1> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
21:33 < Gencade`> cryptic1, evening
21:33 < Gencade`> happy cinco de mayo
21:38 <@cryptic1> Wont be around tonight
21:38 < Gencade`> thank god
21:38 <@cryptic1> Channel will be under other ops control
21:38 < Gencade`> double thank god\
21:38 < misspwn_> what's the good word Gencade` ?
21:38 <@cryptic1> Start complaining now
21:38 < Gencade`> misspwn_, bird is the word
21:38 < Gencade`> cryptic1, you suck
21:39 < misspwn_> bird bird bird
21:39 <@JollyRgrs> b-b-b-bird bird bird
21:40 < misspwn_> we have a guy at work that whenever an alarm rings he will go " ding fries are done"
21:40 < misspwn_> so i hear that at least 10x a day
21:43 <@cryptic1> Gencade`, oops
21:43 < Gencade`> fuck you cryptic1
21:43 <@cryptic1> Hahahahha
21:43 < Gencade`> hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:43 < Gencade`> D:
21:43 <@cryptic1> :]
21:43 < Gencade`> =]
21:43 < MillerBoss> Who is this poser Gencade`? Where is Gencade?
21:43 <@cryptic1> I am hammered about to go to casino
21:43 <@cryptic1> Bbl
21:43 < Gencade> Better MillerBoss ?
21:44 < MillerBoss> Nope
21:44 < Gencade> ah
21:48 < czarbomba> aww i missed cryptic
21:48 < czarbomba> <Gencade`> You think there's actually girls in this channel czarbomba ?
21:48 < czarbomba> normally people would clue in on my opinion of this by the fact that i have only greeted misspwn_ as "mi's spawn"
21:48 < czarbomba> do you need more hints, gencade
21:49 <@JollyRgrs> czarbomba: you dare refuse those who wish to pretend to be a girl on the internet to be a girl?
21:49 <@JollyRgrs> FOR SHAME!
21:50 < czarbomba> s/dare refuse/refuse to acknowledge
21:50 <+layer-eight> [SED czarbomba/JollyRgrs] czarbomba: you refuse to acknowledge those who wish to pretend to be a girl on the internet to be a girl?
21:50 < czarbomba> i'm not gonna cry if you decide to use 'mrs' or 'miss' or whatever in a nickname. i just find it pointless
21:50 < czarbomba> then again, i'm probably one of 5 people in this channel who did not come to irc seeking a way to talk to chyx sexylike
21:50 < Gencade`> wasnt princesszoey a trans person?
21:51 < misspwn_> i don't know why you'd pretend to be a girl, having ovaries is a terrible thing
21:51 < Gencade`> like boy to girl
21:51 < czarbomba> i never asked princesszoey about pronouns
21:51 < czarbomba> so i never really thought about it
21:51 < MillerBoss> Like 10% to the girl part
21:51 < Gencade`> I saw a picture of it
21:51 < MillerBoss> So a boy
21:51 < czarbomba> maybe zoey did it the right way
21:51 < czarbomba> be born male so you don't have to worry about the hell women go through from approximately 12 onward
21:51 < Gencade`> What's the right way to cut off your balls
21:51 < czarbomba> switch it up when you become cognizant enough to realize what you want to be
21:52 < czarbomba> gencade, i'd imagine "quickly and with a fuckton of alcohol or other sedative"
21:52 < misspwn_> be a box of pizza bagels
21:52 < Gencade`> czarbomba, speaking of balls, mine are now in my stomach
21:52 < misspwn_> o0
21:52  * Gencade` shivers
21:52 < czarbomba> kicked or nervousness?
21:52 < misspwn_> that sounds like a very unpleasant thing
21:52 < Gencade`> Well your previous comment gave me that sensation
21:52 < Gencade`> czarbomba,
21:52 < czarbomba> ah. nervousness
21:53 < czarbomba> well that's if you're gonna do it
21:53 < czarbomba> i don't recommend randomly running around with a meat cleaver and chopping off unsuspecting testicles
21:53 < Gencade`> I feel like that's a good way to get incarcerated.
21:54 < czarbomba> tbqh if that's how we get rid of incels, maybe it's a viable option
21:54 <@JollyRgrs> https://youtu.be/ilArqNp6PpE?t=55
21:54 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilArqNp6PpE&feature=youtu.be&t=55 → YouTube → Deez Nutz Gotem!!! Obama Pranked Hilarious!! → ⚘ 4,819,685 ↑ 39,795 ↓ 2,603 ✍ 3,333
21:54 < Gencade`> I feel like one result doesn't really relate or equate to the aforementioned action
21:54 < czarbomba> because 'redistribution of sex' is 10x more terrifying and horrific a concept than literally anything people freaked out about during the mccarthy era
21:55 < Gencade`> sometimes you people scare me
21:55 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
21:55 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → Tourette's Guy, Best Of → ⚘ 32,324,450 ↑ 118,976 ↓ 5,640 ✍ 31,117
21:55 < czarbomba> i don't click on ANYTHING on youtube with 'obama' in it.
21:55 < czarbomba> it turns my 'recommended for you' into a carcinogen
21:56 <@JollyRgrs> czarbomba: are your testicles really ever expecting to be cut off?
21:57 < czarbomba> i can only say this much: if my nuts are going to be cut off at any point it will be under one of two conditions - i've been killed or i've been rendered medically unconscious
21:57 < Gencade`> well I mean
21:57 < Gencade`> if someone said it was your head or your nuts
21:57 < czarbomba> head
21:57 < czarbomba> immediately
21:57 < Gencade`> yikes
21:58 < czarbomba> but that would only be with every mag on my person emptied
21:58  * czarbomba not going out like that
21:58 < czarbomba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qak-fmYlBRc
21:58 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  YouTube → Scarface - Balls and My Word → ⚘ 291,639 ↑ 807 ↓ 12 ✍ 78
21:59 < Gencade`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZr2QFc4Eo
21:59 <+layer-eight> * Gencade` →  YouTube → Spreadsheets in Space! → ⚘ 575 ↑ 19 ↓ 2 ✍ 8
22:02 < MillerBoss> You understand
22:07 < MillerBoss> Wow this guy really wants more beer https://youtu.be/Z2XeVs4wqdE
22:07 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → Drunkest Guy Ever Goes For More Beer (FULL VIDEO) unedited (source: YT music library) → ⚘ 7,663,325 ↑ 26,332 ↓ 2,078 ✍ 12,357
22:07 < MillerBoss> Make sure to mute it
22:09 < MillerBoss> Is that you Gencade` ?
22:10 < Gencade`> that's me
22:11 < MillerBoss> Wow it only gets better
22:20 < Gencade`> same
22:20 <@cryptic1> Gencade back to work
22:20 < Gencade`> it's saturday cryptic1
22:31 < MillerBoss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USu8vT_tfdw
22:31 <+layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  YouTube → The Definitive 11Foot8 Bridge Crash Compilation → ⚘ 4,631,001 ↑ 52,916 ↓ 2,106 ✍ 23,932
22:56 < abakedapplepie> https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/avengers-infinity-war-david-cross-arrested-development-easter-egg-1107087 if only...
22:56 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie →  'Avengers: Infinity War' — David Cross Talks 'Arrested Development' Easter Egg | Hollywood Reporter
23:00 <@cryptic1> Ban gencade
23:00 <@cryptic1> Someone van him asap
23:00 <@cryptic1> Ban him
23:02 < czarbomba> i won't read the link just because the headline is a blatant marketing ploy
23:02 < czarbomba> 0% of people who know who david cross is have come to that knowledge by way of avengers: infinity wars
23:02 < czarbomba> it is offensive to imply otherwise
23:06 < Gencade`> cryptic1, huh
23:06 < suttin> cryptic1: give me +o and ill ban him
23:06 <@cryptic1> Yeah u
23:06 < suttin> do it
23:06 <@cryptic1> Bant
23:06 < Gencade`> I didn du buffin
23:06 < suttin> GIMME
23:06 < Gencade`> nuffin
23:06 <@cryptic1> Do not temp me
23:06 < suttin> cryptic1: gimme +o
23:07 < Gencade`> You can ban Gencade
23:07 < suttin> you wont do it
23:07 < Gencade`> but don't ban gencade`
23:07 < Gencade`> see?  Compromise
23:07 < suttin> cryptic1: do it do it do it
23:08 < Gencade`> dont ban me on my favorite holiday
23:08 < suttin> cryptic1: lemme bant Gencade`
23:08 < suttin> im 6 margaritas deep
23:08 < suttin> lemme bant
23:11 < abakedapplepie> lol
23:12 < abakedapplepie> czarbomba: they wanted david cross to be in an easter egg as tobias funke in the collectors collection
23:12 < abakedapplepie> they had an extra do it in blue paint instead
23:13 < abakedapplepie> thats the tl;dr, no marketing ploy or anything about who knows who
23:13 < abakedapplepie> also the guys that made IW did an episode of arrested development
23:14 < abakedapplepie> tl;dr nice try dick
23:20 < MillerBoss> s/nice try/suck my
23:20 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss/abakedapplepie] tl;dr suck my dick
23:22 < czarbomba> no means no :(
23:26 < czarbomba> https://gizmodo.com/suspect-in-bitcoin-mining-heist-who-broke-out-of-icelan-1825780162
23:26 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  Suspect In Bitcoin Mining Heist Who Broke Out of Icelandic Prison Realizes Icelandic Prison Ain’t So Bad
23:32 < Gencade`> MillerBoss, quit trolling
23:33 < Gencade`> no trolling allowed
23:33 < MillerBoss> Who?
23:33 < Gencade`> you
23:39 < MillerBoss> Yeah, but, who?
23:39 < Gencade`> you
23:42 < czarbomba> who?
23:44 < MillerBoss> Naturally.
23:44 < Gencade`> czarbomba, go home
23:45 < czarbomba> I AM HOME MOTHERFUCKER
23:45 < czarbomba> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistics_(film)
23:45 <+layer-eight> * czarbomba →  Logistics (film) - Wikipedia
23:46 < czarbomba> you too can spend 35 days (literally) watching a movie that depicts the manufacturing of a pedometer...in reverse order.
23:46 <@cryptic1> Gencade btw
23:46 < czarbomba> the 4k version is 2 yottabytes :(
23:47 < Gencade`> cryptic1, yes?
23:47 <@cryptic1> Yeah back to work
23:47 <@cryptic1> Btw
23:47 < Gencade`> it's saturday
23:47 < czarbomba> cryptic1 are you meeting up with anyone in the wilds of western canuckistan tonight
23:47 <@cryptic1> Lamest excuse ever
23:48 < Gencade`> s/canuck/cuck
23:48 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/czarbomba] cryptic1 are you meeting up with anyone in the wilds of western cuckistan tonight
23:48 <@cryptic1> Czarbomba yesh with 4 friends from college
23:48 <+mkosmo> canuks aren't real anyways
23:48 <@cryptic1> Guys weekend
23:48 <@cryptic1> Mkosmo correct
23:48 < Gencade`> gonna sleep in the same bed cryptic1 ?
23:48 <@cryptic1> Gencade in your dreams
23:48 <+mkosmo> or not sleep in the same bed
23:48 < czarbomba> hey, it's not gay unless he ejaculates, gencade
23:48 <@cryptic1> Haha
23:49 < Gencade`> I thought it revolved around balls touching
23:49 < czarbomba> that's so 90s
23:49 <@cryptic1> Rofl
23:49 < czarbomba> free yr mind, man
23:50 <+mkosmo> balls touching is now hip and such
23:50 < Gencade`> like I would expect a bunch of sysadmin nerds to know what's hip
23:50 <+mkosmo> hip hip
23:52 <@cryptic1> Hip to hip
23:52 <+mkosmo> too hip to hip?
23:53 <@cryptic1> Too hip to be hip
23:53 < Gencade`> s/Too hip to be hip/ I'm gay
23:53 <+layer-eight> [SED Gencade`/cryptic1] I'm gay
23:53 <+mkosmo> sounds about right
23:54 <@cryptic1> D:
23:55 < Gencade`> cryptic1, get rekt scum
23:55 <+mkosmo> s/get rekt scum/i'm also gay
23:55 <+layer-eight> [SED mkosmo/Gencade`] cryptic1, i'm also gay
23:55 <@cryptic1> ;(
23:55 < Gencade`> :(
23:55 <+mkosmo> you two can go be happy together now
23:56 < Gencade`> :)
23:56 <+mkosmo> now there's some emotion
23:57 < Gencade`> mkosmo, I'll kill you :)
23:58 <+mkosmo> s/i'll kill you/i'll smother you with love
23:58 <+mkosmo> fucking bot doesnt know right from wrong lol
23:58 < czarbomba> gay means happy and happy means gay, fellas
23:58 < Gencade`> mkosmo, learn to capitalize
23:59 <+mkosmo> i do, every time i pay your mom for favors
23:59 <+mkosmo> the bot should also know this is irc and imply a i flag
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