--- Log opened Tue Jun 19 00:00:04 2018 00:03 < Hunterkll> whew 00:03 < Hunterkll> HSA is empty again 00:03 < Hunterkll> lol 00:04 < Hunterkll> nice 00:04 < Hunterkll> 401k is at a solid 10% since i started 00:04 < Hunterkll> not bad 00:06 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: you back to 100% on your leg? 00:06 < SynMonger> ghoulish to watch TV episodes that include someone who's died? You'd never get to watch any old TV or movies 00:06 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, months ago.... 00:06 < Hunterkll> you've asked me this like 3 times 00:06 < Sousapro> lol 00:06 < Sousapro> sorry, I had this weird 6 month timeline in my head for some reason 00:06 < Hunterkll> wat 00:06 < Hunterkll> try 6 weeks 00:07 < Sousapro> shit man that's a quick recovery 00:07 < Hunterkll> not really? 00:07 < Sousapro> that was a bit of corrective surgery 00:07 < Hunterkll> i went down end of january and was running around iceland in april 00:07 < Sousapro> I'm a bit jelly 00:08 < Sousapro> I got married just before I started making money 00:08 < Hunterkll> really i only missed february 00:08 < Sousapro> I try hard not think about the life I'd have single at this income 00:08 < Hunterkll> yea 00:08 < Hunterkll> went down january 26th i think 00:08 < Hunterkll> was in new york march 21st 00:08 < Hunterkll> still on crutches and a locking boot then 00:09 < Hunterkll> but by Tekko i was just on a single crutch and barely needed it, which was April 5th to 8th 00:09 < Hunterkll> then i went to iceland and regretted having it because i had to lug it everywhere 00:09 < Hunterkll> lol 00:09 < Hunterkll> well, to/from the bus station and shit 00:09 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, it woulda been 6 weeks casted, but i didn't do a cast because surgery instead 00:09 < Hunterkll> damn shit was misaligned or something 00:09 < Hunterkll> but it was a simple break 00:10 < Hunterkll> one place, clean across 00:10 < Hunterkll> just a plate to hold it in place and that was it 00:10 < Hunterkll> titanium too 00:10 < Hunterkll> i can go through metal detectors & MRIs and shit without a problem 00:11 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, https://i.imgur.com/raz4rPf.png 00:11 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → IMAGE/PNG Document, 874,074 bytes 00:13 < xe0n> you're part terminator now 00:15 < Hunterkll> not sure that's how it works but w/e 00:15 < Hunterkll> lol 00:20 < Sousapro> I didn't remember it was a clean break 00:20 < Sousapro> That's why it healed so fast 00:20 < Hunterkll> yea 00:20 < Hunterkll> i just rolled it hard enough to crack 00:21 < Hunterkll> didn't get crushed or nothin 00:21 < Hunterkll> could barely see it on one view 00:21 < Sousapro> That's lucky man 00:21 < Sousapro> Could have been way worse 00:21 < Hunterkll> eh 00:21 < Hunterkll> 'twas drunken martial arts and i caught myself against a bed 00:21 < Hunterkll> whatevs 00:22 < Sousapro> How's your i9 rig doing? 00:22 < Hunterkll> currently has an i7-7800X in it 00:22 < Hunterkll> i'm swapping the i9 back in today 00:22 < Sousapro> Ah 00:22 < Hunterkll> to see if the instability returns 00:22 < Alternity> work got me a new xps 15 with the new i7 00:22 < Hunterkll> :> 00:22 < Alternity> 6 core mobile chip :D 00:22 < Sousapro> I'm thinking about that 32 core threadripper 00:22 < Alternity> 12 threads, threads for days 00:23 < Sousapro> I bet it's gonna be $kidney though 00:23 < Hunterkll> lol 00:23 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, depends on IPC here 00:23 < Hunterkll> the lower core intel might be faster overall 00:23 < Hunterkll> who knows 00:23 < Sousapro> Yeah 00:23 < Sousapro> Need independent benches 00:23 < Alternity> i'm hoping for decent ipc improvements in zen2 00:23 < Sousapro> I'm on the 8 core chip right now 00:24 < Alternity> still a year away though 00:24 < Sousapro> Basically was waiting for TR2 00:38 < rpifan> yall 00:38 < rpifan> we are now officially a b movie 00:38 < rpifan> we have a sci fi space force 00:38 < rpifan> lol 00:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> rofl 00:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> brilliant 00:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> gotta protect from illegal aliens from ALL fronts 00:40 < rpifan> honestly 00:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so 00:40 < rpifan> i think he has lost it 00:40 < rpifan> like really 00:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> anyone around here familiar with EMC VNXe boxes? 00:40 < rpifan> politics aside 00:41 < rpifan> nop 00:41 < rpifan> misspwn_, r u reayd to join space 01:05 < darkscrypt> o/ reddit 01:06 < rpifan> hi\ 01:10 < darkscrypt> its dead after 5 lol 01:11 < darkscrypt> how ya doin rpifan 01:13 < rpifan> im ok u 01:17 < cryptic1> i blame rpifan 01:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oi 01:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm still here mah dudes 01:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> trying to sort out something i know nothing about 01:20 < cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, AD? 01:20 * cryptic1 smirks 01:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> old version of vmware 01:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> esxi 4.1 01:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and an NFS share 01:26 < rpifan> for what 01:26 < alazare619> Ham radioing it up 01:26 < alazare619> Lost electricity so beaming off a repeater chatting across town on the ham 01:27 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cool 01:27 < alazare619> All town is without electricity so broke out the portable battery operated ham radio there's a repeater about 1/4 mile down the road on a gas generator 01:28 < rpifan> yay 01:28 < rpifan> im a ham too 01:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> alazare do you use it for emergency comms purposes or is it a hobby 01:28 < alazare619> I don't have a license never learned morse code 01:28 < alazare619> Hobby and emergency stuff 01:29 < rpifan> u dont need morse code for the license 01:29 < rpifan> dont operate on ham freqnecues with no license 01:29 < rpifan> youll get a huge fine 01:29 < alazare619> You use to? 01:29 < alazare619> I ease drop 01:29 < alazare619> Don't transmit 01:29 < rpifan> thats fine then 01:29 < rpifan> its all stupid old white ppl 01:30 < rpifan> talking about how their bitches dont make the mcoffee 01:30 < rpifan> and how big there antennas are 01:30 < alazare619> Right 01:30 < alazare619> I listen to chasers too 01:30 < sadbox> TIL the fines for that are p steep 01:30 < alazare619> Very steep but to enforce are next to impossible 01:31 < alazare619> To track down is a manual job 01:31 < rpifan> not entirely 01:31 < alazare619> The FCC cares more about pirate radio and such 01:32 < alazare619> But I do not recommend transmitting without a license 01:32 < rpifan> tru 01:33 < alazare619> I use to have a home cb radio too 01:33 < alazare619> It broke few years back 01:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> don't mess with the FCC :) 01:33 < sadbox> I found my grandfathers HAM license somewhere 01:33 < sadbox> "MAILMAN" 01:33 < alazare619> Was funny talking to truckers 01:33 < sadbox> (he worked for the postal service) 01:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg4J8yNk4g 01:33 <+layer-eight> * AnonymooseReddtr → YouTube → Family Guy - The Freaking FCC → ⚘ 2,117,792 ↑ 17,648 ↓ 335 ✍ 2,178 01:33 < alazare619> I use to go by leaky faucet to the truckers 01:37 < darkscrypt> rpifan: back! haha. 01:37 < L3gacy> So... that client did have to call a plumber... 01:37 < darkscrypt> i'm just sleepy. trying to learn the basics of objdump depends.exe dumpbin and other reversing stuff right now. 01:38 < rpifan> sup 01:40 < alazare619> Best part of this little ham radio is the fm radio too 01:40 < alazare619> Alice in chains just came on woot woot 01:43 < rpifan> hmm 01:43 < darkscrypt> alazare619: storm chasers? 01:44 < rpifan> skyawrn 01:44 < rpifan> skywarn 01:44 < alazare619> Yea nado and storm chasers in the Midwest chat on ham frequencies 01:44 < alazare619> Yep 01:44 < alazare619> Rpifan knows what's up 01:44 < alazare619> Rpifan you in the Midwest too? 01:45 < rpifan> nop 01:45 < alazare619> Weird the repeater just announced itself never heard that before 01:46 < rpifan> they have too 01:46 < darkscrypt> i need to tune in 01:49 * darkscrypt starts a shoutcast station 01:49 < darkscrypt> llama tested 01:50 < alazare619> I've actually never heard it announce and cut out the fm tho lol 01:50 < alazare619> I was on fm and it switched over when the repeater announced 01:53 < Hunterkll> what do you guys do to protect against the possibility of getting amnesia somehow? 01:53 < Hunterkll> like, do you have a clue box or something to help you get back into your shit 01:55 < alazare619> Dude if I get amnesia I'm going to go fuck a bunch of bitches wife cant hold it against me 01:56 < Hunterkll> -_- 01:56 < Hunterkll> i just mobile deposited a 14 cent check 01:59 < alazare619> At least you didn't have to drive to the bank 02:01 <@JollyRgrs> lol, 14 c? from what ebates? 02:01 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: too bad you won't remember your plan once you get amnesia 02:03 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, some stock dividend or something 02:06 < alazare619> Why you worried about amnesia 02:07 < Hunterkll> alazare619, you're right, i should probably be more worried about comitting suicide by shootiung myself in the back of the head six times 02:07 < Hunterkll> but nah 02:07 < Hunterkll> it's always been something i'm like "huh, wonder what i would do" 02:09 < alazare619> I mean if you had a chance to start over with a new life wouldn't you? 02:09 < Hunterkll> .... job, money, etc 02:10 < alazare619> Like the whole Bourne series you know I always thought shit I'd just not even scratch the itch 02:10 < Hunterkll> biometrics will pin me to rights via any number of federal systems 02:10 < alazare619> Then again I'm middle class so... 02:10 < Hunterkll> i mean more like 02:10 < Hunterkll> you wake up ina hospital with your ID on ya 02:10 < Hunterkll> so you know who you are 02:10 < Hunterkll> and maybe can contact someone 02:11 < Hunterkll> but your fukt on passwords and shit 02:11 < alazare619> Ooo 02:11 < Hunterkll> not all amnesia is total 02:11 < alazare619> I have LastPass setup to my wife 02:11 < Hunterkll> like it'd suck huge DICK 02:11 < Hunterkll> to come home and not be able to get into ANYTHING 02:11 < alazare619> If I don't login for x days it sends her a last pass creds for my account 02:11 < alazare619> With instructions to wipe my pc 02:12 < Hunterkll> that means a 3rd party is holding your credentials 02:12 < alazare619> If I'm dead 02:12 < Hunterkll> shit 02:12 < Hunterkll> if i'm rekt my PC's fine 02:12 < Hunterkll> bitlockered with TPMs and shit 02:12 < Hunterkll> encryption everywhere 02:12 < Hunterkll> as useful as a dead worm really 02:12 < Hunterkll> well 02:12 < Hunterkll> no 02:12 < alazare619> Same 02:12 < Hunterkll> you can reformat and use the hardware 02:12 < Hunterkll> :D 02:12 < Hunterkll> dead worm might catch 1 fish 02:12 < Hunterkll> so maybe slightly more useful 02:12 < alazare619> I use veracrypt 02:12 < Hunterkll> i use whatevere's OS native 02:12 < Hunterkll> i might set up network unlock on my desktop 02:13 < alazare619> But more like fb and shit I don't want people writing on my wall rip and miss you and shit 02:13 < alazare619> If I'm dead leave me be 02:13 < Hunterkll> so that in addition to everything else it also has to be on the LAN AND the server has to be operational 02:13 < Hunterkll> and shit 02:13 < Hunterkll> f that 02:13 < Hunterkll> i'm worth a lot dead 02:13 < Hunterkll> i collected life insurance for a while 02:13 < Hunterkll> haha 02:13 < alazare619> Don't tag me to pictures when I partied with your druggy ass and how you miss me now etc 02:13 < Hunterkll> shit my parents got like $400k on my head alone on just one policy 02:16 < alazare619> I always wondered what would happen if someone with a terminal illness wrote the biggest botnet to tribute to him upon death like a Deadman switch that if he didn't do it wouldn't then encrypt all PC's and leave a message on the screen like a tribute to himself 02:16 < Hunterkll> i imagine a lot of pissed off people would happen 02:16 < Hunterkll> lol 02:16 < Hunterkll> and it'd be discovered way before engagement 02:16 < alazare619> Fuck it what does he care he is dead 02:16 < Hunterkll> and it'd be discovered way before engagement 02:17 < Hunterkll> shit, we found stuxnet n shit 02:17 < Hunterkll> so 02:17 < alazare619> Unless it's one of those you got a week to live things 02:17 < Hunterkll> he'd have to infect a shitload of stuff in that week 02:17 < alazare619> Uses brand new zero day and walla 02:17 < alazare619> Think about vpnfilter 02:17 < alazare619> That spread hella fast 02:18 < Hunterkll> lol 02:37 < rpifan> AnonymooseReddit, is ur leader barett brown 02:38 < misspwn_> rpifan, what do you mean to join space? 02:40 < rpifan> we have a new space military branch 02:42 < misspwn_> i'm not cut out for the military, too many tattoos 02:43 < rpifan> lol 02:44 < misspwn_> got back from gettin my nails done, how was your day? 02:45 < xe0n> rpifan just got his nails done too. 02:45 < rpifan> i wish 02:46 < misspwn_> we coulda gotten a bff mainicure! 02:49 < technonerd> Sleeves are allowed now 02:50 < ned0> oh man 02:51 < ned0> i took an rpi retropie setup to my in-laws and my BiL is going nuts now 02:51 < rpifan_> ? 02:51 < ned0> we played a bunch of games then I took it home 02:51 < rpifan_> ur bill? 02:51 < rpifan_> is he a duck 02:51 < ned0> so then when I visited this week he askedm e to go with him to buy a pi 02:51 < ned0> and he's deep in the terminal doing customization 02:51 < ned0> and the guy had barely used a computer before this week 02:52 < ned0> sorry rpifan_, Brother-in-Law 02:56 < rpifan_> lol 02:57 < misspwn_> technonerd, take the sleeves off! 02:59 < technonerd> Only for you misspwn_ 02:59 < misspwn_> :D 03:00 < misspwn_> sleeves is one step closer to tracksuit tuesdays..just sayin 03:36 < aName> JesuschristIhatemyfamily. Get three rapid fire calls from my two aunts and my sister, all three of them in five minutes while I'm in the bathroom. "Call me right away" "Call me". My sister finally adds "Aunt so and so wants to know if you can do a reading at..." 03:36 <+CheckYourSix> Assholes 03:36 < aName> I'm basically having a panic attack thinking they're going to tell me my dad died too, but no, it's just about my grandma's funeral 03:36 < aName> That... is not urgent. 03:37 < MadCamel> Oh god I hate that 03:37 <+CheckYourSix> That many calls in a row is like 911 03:37 < aName> She's not getting any deader 03:37 < MadCamel> why can't people leave a message describing what they'd like to communicate 03:37 < aName> MadCamel: Right? 03:37 <+CheckYourSix> Voice mails piss me off 03:37 < aName> MadCamel: You're already leaving a message, keep talking for like ten seconds more 03:37 < aName> MadCamel: And you'll save us both a lot of pain 03:37 <+CheckYourSix> They're either like 3 seconds or like 5 minutes 03:37 < MadCamel> CheckYourSix: voice2text and never look back 03:37 <+CheckYourSix> Nobody leaves useful voicemaisl 03:38 < misspwn_> aName, ughhhh 03:38 < misspwn_> the feeling as you age where when you get those phonecalls from parents or family where they are like "please call me" and your heart just fucking sinks and it ends up being the littlest thing 03:38 < misspwn_> i'm so sorry 03:39 < aName> misspwn_: It's really inconsiderate on their behalf, tbh 03:39 < aName> misspwn_: And I'm a little upset with them 03:40 < misspwn_> you have every right to be pissed off with them, and frankly i don't know your relationship with them at all but if it were mine i'd call them out 03:40 < MadCamel> I know this sounds stupid but I'm a bit of a windows dummy and a lot's changed in the past few years.. Is there such a thing as a windows suid binary? I have a drive mounted from a windows machine I want to hack admin on without leaving a ton of traces and/or screwing up authentication. 03:42 <+TuxedoJack> MadCamel: not... really. Just use TuxPE, mount the SAM file, unlock the local administrator account, blank the PW, save the SAM file, log in as local administrator, and lock the account on the way out 03:42 <+TuxedoJack> Lock = disable 03:43 < MadCamel> Aight. I'd prefer not to tough the SAM file :/ 03:46 < Hunterkll> thats' the easiest way 03:46 < Hunterkll> nt password reset disk works too 03:46 < Hunterkll> its like 10MB 03:47 < Hunterkll> http://www.chntpw.com/download/ 03:47 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → Download chntpw (Offline NT Password & Registry Editor) 03:47 < Hunterkll> i've never had it corrupt a thing 03:47 < Hunterkll> there's other ways too, but that's the simplest 03:47 < aName> Right. I forgot. They're religious, and 'a reading' doesn't mean a nice poem about mortality 03:47 < aName> Eh whatever, it's just reading from a page I guess 03:47 < Hunterkll> you could replace the screen magnifier with cmd.exe to run a command prompt as system on the login screen and use net user to change shit 03:48 < Hunterkll> that's a good way to reset domaina dministrator accounts using a DC 03:48 < Hunterkll> ;) 03:48 < aName> (I'm not religious and if we're being honest, neither was the deceased) 03:48 < MadCamel> Yeah this is a bit more complex than that, have to mount the drive in another windows instance due to FDE, for one thing. I think I have it figured though 03:48 < aName> But whatever makes her kids feel better, I guess 03:49 < MadCamel> there's a few scheduled tasks that run with admin privs. I'll just make the .exe files the task scheduler runs world read/write 03:49 < aName> lol @ paypal "You've got money in your account!" 03:49 < aName> ... yes. 03:49 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, i mean, if you can boot it up 03:50 < Hunterkll> my magnifier repalcement trick works 03:50 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, https://4sysops.com/archives/forgot-the-domain-admin-password/ 03:50 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → Forgot the domain admin password? – 4sysops 03:50 < Hunterkll> it'll work for local accounts too 03:50 < aName> Not lolwtf 03:50 < Hunterkll> that's if you can launch the magnifier / utility shit 03:50 < Hunterkll> from the logon screen 03:51 < aName> 'forgot domain admin password' is an RGE 03:51 < aName> wtf 03:51 < Hunterkll> gives you a system command prompt 03:51 < Hunterkll> aName, i had to use this trick at work 03:51 < MadCamel> nice.. But I *really* don't want to touch the account database. 03:51 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, back it up now, restore it when done? 03:51 < Hunterkll> this'll let you reset the password 'the right way' 03:51 < Hunterkll> using net user 03:51 < Hunterkll> instead of manually editing 03:52 < Hunterkll> DOMAIN\Administrator PW was lost and the other two DAs were locked out - and policy in that domain was no auto unlock 03:52 < Hunterkll> aName, ^ 03:52 < Hunterkll> so i had to teach 'em how ot haxx0r AD 03:52 < MadCamel> I have a feeling messing with the account db will trip all sorts of red flags, there is a custom management agent running on this system that ties into the TPM and a bunch of other stuff. These people are very anal. 03:52 < Hunterkll> aName, we also have lkike 30 AD domains and this was a little used legacy one for two services 03:52 < Hunterkll> lol 03:52 < Hunterkll> huh 03:52 < Hunterkll> you know 03:53 < Hunterkll> users change passwords all the time 03:53 < aName> Hunterkll: That's too many domains. 03:53 < Hunterkll> that'd be silly to monitor 03:53 < Hunterkll> aName, i've got legacy man 03:53 < Hunterkll> aName, a-ko deleted "WIN2KTEST" computer objectf rom one AD domain 03:53 < Hunterkll> it was created in like 2001 and last used in 2007 03:53 < Hunterkll> lol 03:54 < Hunterkll> the old going away user domain we all used to operate in .... a split, two mergers, and an acquisition ago ... 03:54 < Hunterkll> still there 03:54 < Hunterkll> literally 03:54 < Hunterkll> my main work laptop is joined to that domain. :D 03:54 < aName> I mean... if I saw 'Win2kTest' I'd be like 'Oh someone forgot to clean up after themselves' 03:54 < Hunterkll> it's slowly being eroded away, but it's gone split -> merger -> acquisition ... of us . and we've folded others into ourselves as well 03:55 < Hunterkll> i'm sure some of it is mid 90s or older 03:55 < Hunterkll> we have a room full of like, win9x machines and shit for FAR legacy/record keeping/etc requirements 03:55 < Hunterkll> obviously all isolated, but still 03:56 < Hunterkll> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Acquisition_Regulation <-- dis bitch 03:56 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → Federal Acquisition Regulation - Wikipedia 03:56 < Church-> Heya folks 03:57 < MadCamel> sounds about right. Export the data to a common format and back it up to tape? Naah too difficult, let's just keep the machines alive for 10 years. Enterprise! 03:57 * Church- has been writing surveillance software after a fashion. 03:57 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, it's about keeping the software alive from different eras and shit 03:57 < MadCamel> how so? 03:57 < Hunterkll> 'common format' isn't possible sometimes 03:58 < MadCamel> it's always possible, but perhaps not worth paying for 03:58 < Hunterkll> MadCamel, that, and we may still /have to operate/ under those requirements when the system was lit up 03:58 < Hunterkll> as in we may still have active contracts that we cannot change the system on 03:58 < MadCamel> ooo jeez. ok 03:58 < Hunterkll> it's not just archival 03:58 < Hunterkll> though most of it is 03:58 < Hunterkll> but it still has to be interactable with in the same format as it may be on the gov side 03:58 < Hunterkll> etc 03:59 < Church-> MadCamel: Sentiment analysis to run in real time on social media streams taking into account the timespan it took place during. Also working at getting a facial recognition library to work on several rtsp streams at once backed up by a db created from several collated social media profile data sets. 03:59 < Hunterkll> ^^^ NSA database upgrade 03:59 < Church-> Already been done before. But I thought it'd be neat to do. 03:59 < Church-> Hunterkll: lol what? 03:59 < Hunterkll> yer addin capabilities to their new datacenter 03:59 < Hunterkll> duh 04:00 < Church-> Lololol 04:00 < MadCamel> going for rtsp streams instead of static images.. damn son 04:01 < MadCamel> sentiment analysis is powerful 04:01 <+CheckYourSix> RTSP? 04:01 < Church-> MadCamel: Yeah, found some software that did something similar. Reverse engineering their ideas. 04:01 < Church-> CheckYourSix: Sec cam feeds. 04:03 < MadCamel> heh. if it works you can make a very scary tech demo to spread the word as to what's happening. Or just influence local elections and blackmail politicians. Your choice :) 04:05 < Church-> MadCamel: Yep, only got it doing polarity so far. Looking at binding to or implementing word/doc2vec so I can get a more nuanced emotional state from it. Rage, sorrow, joy, etc. And hopefully what it's directed at. Right now it's just on a scale of very neg to very pos. 04:06 < MadCamel> hullava project 04:06 < Church-> MadCamel: Eyep. Doing it in small steps. Especially since I still need to finish my god damn assembler. 04:06 <+CheckYourSix> Damn. That sounds cool as fuck 04:06 <+CheckYourSix> I wish I knew how to do that 04:08 < Church-> Hunterkll: I'd be tempted to shop this out upon completion if I didn't figure the gov had something infinitely better already lol. 04:08 < Church-> And if I didn't consider it an eggrgarious 4th amend violation. 04:09 < paper_kitten> question: trying to optimize NFS write speed performance for NFS storage. 20G theoretical throughput for the network, tested write speeds at roughly 4g/s, yet still hung up at 1.5-1.8g over network. Any ideas? 04:10 < paper_kitten> (redhat server to an isolon NFS mount) 04:14 <+TuxedoJack> MadCamel: is it Bitlockered or does it use another FDE client 04:14 <+TuxedoJack> Because not many PE environments can read BitLocker. TuxPE does. 04:15 < MadCamel> another fde client heh 04:16 < MadCamel> it looks like this task scheduler hack might just work. The scheduled task xml files are just in system32\tasks so I'm creating one that just runs an exe for me as admin every minute 04:20 < Church-> Hmm. Do I dare allow for scraping acitvitypub/fediverse. Feel like I'll get a ton of very, very neg sentiments. Lol 04:20 < aName> lol. this dude put a different engine in an old 911 shell, so it makes 1000HP 04:21 < MadCamel> and it stays on the ground? 04:21 < aName> Said he used to have bigger turbos but he sized them down because he thought he was going to die 04:21 < L3gacy> I has crisps 04:21 < L3gacy> I has VMs 04:21 < L3gacy> I has a stroke and no Jameson 04:22 < MadCamel> three outta four aint bad 04:22 < L3gacy> true 04:22 < L3gacy> I have Bell's Palsy, actually 04:22 < L3gacy> half my face is slouched 04:22 < aName> MadCamel: More amusing is the 1000 HP minivan 04:23 < aName> MadCamel: Same shop 04:23 < MadCamel> I'm trying to come up with some way to use that condition to mess with people.. 04:23 < L3gacy> How is horsepower defined? What a Male horse can pull in 1 sec weighing so many lbs? 04:23 < aName> L3gacy: An ex had something like that once 04:23 < aName> L3gacy: Uh... it's like 750w 04:23 < aName> L3gacy: Not sure where they get that from 04:24 <+CheckYourSix> Church-: What language are you using and how did you learn to program all of that? 04:24 < aName> L3gacy: I love sleeper cars, though 04:24 < L3gacy> 745.7w 04:24 < Church-> CheckYourSix: Rust. Years of reading and practice. The facial recognizer is mostly built. Just using an off the shelf one. 04:24 < MadCamel> The first steam engines were for pumping out mines. So one horsepower is the amount of water one horse can pump 04:25 < L3gacy> https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/horsepower 04:25 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy → Horsepower | Definition of Horsepower by Merriam-Webster 04:26 < L3gacy> Trying to cut the cord. VZ is saying if Return the TV box, my service is cancelled. I call BS 04:27 < MadCamel> sounds like bs to me as well. 04:27 < MadCamel> yes, you don't want tv? FINE THEN! no service at all for you! .. says the customer service rep who doesn't want another black mark on his metrics 04:28 < L3gacy> yeah 04:28 < aName> Also, can they stop doing the new customer promotional rates? 04:28 < L3gacy> I'm returning the box, the router, and the repeater 04:28 < aName> I'd like to not have to switch ISPs every year 04:28 < L3gacy> It's 32.00 a month I'd save 04:29 < aName> L3gacy: They probably don't understand that you intend to BYOD 04:29 < aName> L3gacy: And that yes, if you return the router, you won't have service 04:29 < L3gacy> And whose bright idea was it to invent GIGABIT LIGHT? 04:29 < aName> They're probably facepalming like 'This idiot thinks he can get internet without a router' 04:29 < L3gacy> 500mbps shit 04:29 < L3gacy> But as to VZ, I'm keeping the ONT, but ditching the Quantumn gateway 04:29 < jay-ros> what up mother beaches 04:30 < aName> L3gacy: Yeah, the rep on the phone has no understanding of this 04:30 < aName> L3gacy: Probably the same guy who came up with Unlimited* 04:30 < L3gacy> I have an HP DL360G7 running pfsense with 4 gbit nics. 04:30 < MadCamel> I want to pool in with my neighbors, I have ubnt gear to beam them nice strong signal. I'm just afriad one of 'em will download kiddie porn or something. 04:30 < aName> L3gacy: Sure, and you and I get that 04:31 < aName> L3gacy: The guy on the phone doesn't even know what a network is 04:31 < L3gacy> I have a client using a cellular upling for internet. They want me to check their network and teach them to maintain it. Offered $125/hr 04:32 < aName> L3gacy: Hey man, that's what they're paying for 04:32 < aName> L3gacy: For someone to go 'Yeah this sucks' 04:32 < L3gacy> In other news, Social Services, since I am on disability, just creditied $300 to my gas bill :O 04:32 < L3gacy> I can legally make 850 a month before I have to report :) 04:33 < xamithan> What can you illegally make? 04:33 < L3gacy> A bajillionty rubles 04:33 <@JollyRgrs> like $2.50 04:33 < MadCamel> gas credit in the summer? o.O 04:33 <@JollyRgrs> he doesn't charge much for a BJ 04:33 < aName> MadCamel: You like warm showers and hot food, yes? 04:33 < xe0n> ^ 04:33 < xe0n> loll 04:34 < L3gacy> Drumpf likes warm showers, too 04:35 < MadCamel> hereabouts you only get assistance on the gas bill from november-march or something like that. They'll keep you from freezing to death but if you want hot showers that comes out of your pocket cash. 04:35 < aName> This offbrand cola went way too hard on the limonene 04:35 < L3gacy> MadCamel: Where are you from? 04:35 < rpifan_> thats nice 04:35 < rpifan_> its nice when guys come over to cuddle 04:35 < rpifan_> and not fuck 04:36 < aName> I'd never had it without Bourbon 04:36 < aName> rpifan_: Just find a guy on an SSRI 04:36 < rpifan> guys are ssris 04:36 < aName> rpifan: Because I was the latter and am now the former 04:36 < aName> lol 04:36 < rpifan> they release all the dopamine 04:36 < rpifan> and sertonine 04:36 <@Nostalg14c> Morning. 04:36 < aName> rpifan: That's uh... not how SSRIs work, but I getcha 04:36 < L3gacy> Nostalg14c: fetch me a shrubbery 04:36 < aName> rpifan: You like dudes. S'cool 04:36 < rpifan> misspwn_, i forget r u attached to a human of your species to spawn yet 04:37 < L3gacy> I need to set up more boxen 04:37 * aName cringes 04:37 < aName> L3gacy: Many much boxen. 04:37 < L3gacy> and get a main gauche and dagger. 04:37 < misspwn_> rpifan, i've spawned a couple 04:37 < L3gacy> maybe a trebuchet and a halberd 04:37 < misspwn_> even kept em alive 04:37 < L3gacy> or a flamberge 04:38 < rpifan> oh god u have little misspwns 04:38 < jay-ros> I need to learn how to do high-level cisco route configuration in 50 minutes 04:38 < aName> My sister started a group chat with a bunch of family members. Including the elder generation 04:38 < aName> And it's all OH GOD HOW DOES THIS WORK I AM SO CONFUSED 04:38 < L3gacy> aName: do what I has did 04:38 < misspwn_> aName, 6 callers ahead of you jimmy! 04:39 < L3gacy> Charge them for tech services, advice, and troubleshooting 04:39 < L3gacy> even phone calls 04:39 < L3gacy> You cant get back time, and time == monies 04:39 < jay-ros> LACP, OSPF, HSRP, VRRP, port-channels, stub zones and vlan interfaces to pass across MPLS networks 04:39 < jay-ros> this is going to be a cramming session like no other :P 04:40 < aName> L3gacy: Eh, then I get the guilt trip 04:40 < L3gacy> aName: I'm apparently a sociopath now 04:40 < L3gacy> aName: I dont guilt over charging peeps 04:40 < aName> That so? 04:40 < L3gacy> yup. I finally SNAPPED on a family member trying to guilt me 04:40 < L3gacy> last week 04:40 < aName> L3gacy: The friends and family rate for simple break/fix work is a bottle of bourbon - whatever they can afford. 04:40 < L3gacy> Grand Aunty 04:41 < L3gacy> She was demanding not just service, but hardware for no $$$ 04:41 < aName> Oh fuck that 04:41 < rpifan> i want a CEH 04:41 < L3gacy> I lost it, 04:41 < aName> That shit costs ME money 04:41 < jay-ros> aName - I've worked on bottles of cabernet merlot for years 04:41 < L3gacy> I finally made it known, it's $75 minimum for my time, now 04:41 < jay-ros> L3gacy - you don't have a few pcs in the backyard you can throw her way? 04:42 < L3gacy> jay-ros: I have one I can trebuchet at her nappy, crotchety old head 04:42 < xe0n> sup jay-ros 04:42 < jay-ros> I've always got something like a HP 3000 or a 9020 lying around somewhere. Get the older folks in the family to chip in for it :P 04:42 < jay-ros> hi Xe0n! 04:42 < L3gacy> I finally got sick of family taking advantage 04:42 < xe0n> where's enix 04:42 < jay-ros> not sure, I just got here 04:42 < Church-> Ded 04:42 < aName> jay-ros: I mean, I do, L3gacy probably does too... but it's the principle of it - EXPECTING it 04:43 < L3gacy> Do a miracle once, and you're the messiah. Do it on demand, repeatedly, and they come to expect it. 04:43 < rpifan> how did u lose it 04:44 < aName> L3gacy: The number one thing that gets me about that is when you improve something and people forget how terrible it was and complain about how it is now 04:44 < L3gacy> I ripped into her, calmly, but forcefully, how I was sick of everyone, including and especially her, just calling me at all hours rather than "FUCKING!" googling it. Even at family gatherings... "I'm tech illiterate, he he, can you set up my ipad?" 04:44 < jay-ros> aName - yeah, I totally understand. 04:44 < MadCamel> ok I read that line out of context and thought we were doing something pornographic at first 04:44 < L3gacy> Like, the shit they buy new has a warranty and a tech support number, and they can call THAT number 04:45 < aName> L3gacy: Honestly, at this point I consider tech illiteracy to just be illiteracy 04:45 < L3gacy> "But you're family. You should be happy to help" 04:45 < jay-ros> L3gacy - with friends and family, I say I'm good at fixing computers when i'm doing 50 at a time, and that I'm good at wiping pcs and starting from scratch 04:45 < aName> L3gacy: You've had thirty years to catch up 04:45 < L3gacy> NO. I'm sick of IT thanks to family 04:45 < L3gacy> I'd have rather been a history teacher 04:45 < xe0n> loll you dont have to help 04:45 < xe0n> i dont 04:45 < L3gacy> Talk about Nebuchadnezzar 04:45 < jay-ros> external hard drive, move everything you need, pull chrome and ie favourites, get them to write down passwords that they've got 04:46 < L3gacy> I has scripts for pulling faves and copying their data, but still 04:46 < jay-ros> then wipe, ninite, avg, use existing licenses, and then set restore point - and then I say "this is how to use system restore" 04:46 < L3gacy> I had to learn how that shit worked, and do it 04:46 < xe0n> L3gacy: you just tell them you're not helping lol 04:46 < MadCamel> I charge family. Not in money, but their own specialty. If they're great cooks I want a dinner. If they're roofers hey I need a hand with these gutters. Etc. 04:46 < L3gacy> Thye just call and expect me to hop, skip, jump, roll over, play dead, all for a hollow "thanks" 04:46 < jay-ros> L3gacy - I pay someone to service my motorcycle and change the tyre. I get the 'CBF' from others. 04:47 < jay-ros> my mate has a laptop, and now he uses system restore to fix all the porn spyware he gets 04:47 < L3gacy> I had ONE member of my family CHARGE me to fix my heater, but then later expect free tech service 04:47 < jay-ros> like a masterbatory champion 04:47 < L3gacy> I just hung up 04:47 < aName> jay-ros: Oh man, I just found out there's a local hobbyist who will deliver saltwater to my office for a dollar a gallon 04:47 < jay-ros> yeah that's just a shit family 04:47 < jay-ros> aName - for your tank? 04:47 < L3gacy> At LEAST buy me beer 04:47 < aName> jay-ros: Yeah 04:48 < jay-ros> that's awesome! is it all cycled already? 04:48 < aName> jay-ros: You don't cycle the water - you cycle the filter media 04:48 < aName> jay-ros: Which in the case of most marine tanks, is your rocks 04:48 < jay-ros> ah, I used to have a pre tank where I'd run water 04:48 < aName> jay-ros: Oh yeah, a mixing tank to let everything get nice and even 04:48 < Sousapro> OMG LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIRe_pSpk5w 04:48 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro → YouTube → VITAS meets SMOOTH JAZZ → ⚘ 606,397 ↑ 26,408 ↓ 345 ✍ 1,086 04:49 < aName> jay-ros: What's exciting to me is that he doesn't have a minimum 04:49 < jay-ros> but I had a couple of cubes with hermianthus calicatrodes, or whatever they're called... the tiny little, super sensitive leafed creepers 04:49 < jay-ros> and shrimp, so I needed perfect state water to not shock everything 04:49 < aName> So he's going to come do water changes twice a month on my little desktop tank 04:49 < AnonymooseReddit> hrm 04:49 < jay-ros> https://c.76.my/Malaysia/hemianthus-callitrichoides-hc-wabikusa-aquascape-aquarium-vivarium-aquacult-1704-18-aquacult@5.jpg 04:49 < aName> jay-ros: Oh, nothing I have in that tank is that sensitive 04:49 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 59,407 bytes 04:49 < jay-ros> that stuff 04:50 < aName> jay-ros: If the salinity and temp is right, good enough 04:50 < jay-ros> yeah fair enough 04:50 < jay-ros> when I sold all my kit, a 50c piece was $15. I had 30cm x 30cm in two tanks less about 10cm^2 04:50 < aName> My display at home, yeah, I can tell you calcium, magnesium, carbonate, nitrate, phosphate... to parts per billion 04:50 < aName> The tank at work is all 'invasive' corals 04:51 < jay-ros> yeah, hardcore sealife 04:51 < jay-ros> nice 04:51 < aName> Heh, none of is particularly fast growing 04:51 < aName> An invasive coral grows like... an inch and a half a month lol 04:52 < jay-ros> tbh I don't miss having fish tanks 04:53 < aName> I'll always have at least a nano tank 04:53 < jay-ros> they're an obsession of cruising around guppys aquarium and fish tank forums, meetups and pages of chemical maths 04:53 < aName> jay-ros: Yes, and? 04:55 < jay-ros> hahaha when you're at a mate's place and see her herb garden and suggest adding iron because the new leaves are yellowing 04:55 < aName> If I could only have one tank though, I'd go with a little SPS only tank. Some inverts, maybe a mandarin goby 04:55 < aName> jay-ros: lol 04:55 < aName> jay-ros: Been there... 04:55 < aName> 'Hey your ficus has a magnesium deficiency. You should add some epsom salt the next time you water' 04:56 < aName> Whatevs. I dunno why people expect me to only know things about one specific domain 04:56 < jay-ros> aName - 30x30, pvc charcoal/foam filter with a basic water pump inside with a screw-in tea infuser so you can put chemical treatments into the filter 04:57 < jay-ros> http://www.acpools.com.au/products/pipe-and-fittings/clear-pvc-pipe/display/1810-clear-pvc-pressure-pipe-100mm-x-1m/ 04:57 < aName> jay-ros: Freshwater and me are... mixed. 04:57 < jay-ros> thay stuff 04:57 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → Clear PVC Pressure Pipe 100mm x 1m | AC Pools 04:57 < aName> Problem with freshwater is too many options lol 04:57 < aName> If I start getting back into freshwater now I have thirty tanks 04:57 < jay-ros> :| 04:58 < jay-ros> as I said, i'm glad I gave it up :P 04:58 < aName> Naw 04:58 < aName> I'd love every minute of it 04:58 < aName> I just don't have room 04:58 < jay-ros> I wanted to make an axolotl wonderland 04:58 < jay-ros> water slides and stuff 04:58 < MadCamel> might do a freshwater tank soon. Problem I always have is keeping the fish from eating eachother. 04:58 < jay-ros> madcamel - go hardcore and buy bee shrimp to start in a 30cm cube! 04:59 < jay-ros> https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1o4moKVXXXXb3XFXXq6xXFXXXO/Red-Bee-Shrimp.jpg 04:59 <+layer-eight> * jay-ros → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 67,016 bytes 04:59 < MadCamel> neat 05:01 < enix> First day at the new job 05:02 < enix> Quickly appreciating that I'll be on my own essentially... 05:02 < enix> Quickly appreciating how much I relied on others :\ 05:02 < jay-ros> hi enix, congrats! 05:02 < enix> Thanks jay-ros 05:02 < jay-ros> If I'm online, I'm always up for helping with stuff 05:02 < jay-ros> what're you responsible for there? 05:02 < MadCamel> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Blauer_Floridakrebs_B007.jpg want one of these guys 05:02 <+layer-eight> * MadCamel → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 282,652 bytes 05:02 < enix> Everything 05:03 < enix> Literally... everything :\ 05:03 < jay-ros> 'if it has a cable...'? 05:03 < MadCamel> I know the feels enix 05:03 < enix> jay-ros: basically haha 05:03 < enix> Sysadmin at a large business, so I'm the 'jack of all trades' 05:03 < enix> I'll be asking alot more questions here soon i think lol 05:05 < MadCamel> I've been on my own w/a new job for a week and a half now.. Totally left to fend for myself. this is red-tape-ville. the policy and procedure manuals/training materials are plentiful and entirely disjointed. Almost somewhat deranged. 05:06 < MadCamel> Also I'm a linux infrastructure person, I've been there 10ish days and I have yet to get anyone to approve an SSH client being installed on my company pc. 05:06 < enix> That sounds like a fantastic opener for an thriller novel 05:06 < enix> :| 05:06 < coderphive> hey babes 05:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol madcamel 05:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that sounds rough 05:07 < coderphive> tehmooses 05:07 < jay-ros> hi coderphibe, lookin' fresh 05:07 < jay-ros> coderphive, 05:07 < coderphive> I try 05:08 < jay-ros> it's working, keep up the good work 05:09 < enix> MadCamel: one thing im thankful for is that i dont think theres much red tape here, so sysadmin can be a bit of a cowboy once they're trusted and set things up to just make sense 05:09 < enix> wow television original. 05:09 < MadCamel> that's a good thing! 05:09 < enix> MadCamel: And the last guy has actually spent a month palming off his work to someone else and documenting what he's done 05:09 < enix> Which is unheard of 05:10 < MadCamel> niiiice 05:10 < jay-ros> enix - how many do you have in your flock there? what industry? 05:10 < enix> jay-ros: can't say too much actually, though I think I've mentioned before but it's safer for me not to really say 05:10 < enix> about 400-500 staff, some transient, working in a slightly different industry 05:10 < enix> Not porn or anything 05:10 < jay-ros> hahha all good 05:11 < enix> MadCamel: Did you have a good idea going in? Like when you started if you were told to configure a lun on the new NAS could you do it? 05:11 < jay-ros> just curious what the type of tools you'd have as priority from assumption - doc management systems, network availability, internal app support etc 05:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol enix 05:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> enix - I had someone on our team like that 05:12 < enix> jay-ros: email mostly tbh, and ensuring that POS are operational that's about it 05:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> turns out she was pawning her work off on everyone 05:12 < enix> AnonymooseReddtr: oh the old sysadmin only did it so that he could write the doco 05:12 < enix> They literally hired in a contracter with prior experience so that he could palm off his work to properly document stuff; and he did 05:12 < jay-ros> I'm a nubjub at the moment on NAS configuration - learned about MPIO on our SAN, and then went back to the backup nas and set it up properly... 05:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wow' 05:13 < enix> ikr I want to hug this man 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> jay-ros thats cool 05:13 < jay-ros> oops'ed it the first time round and had single nic to each lun configured instead of MPIO 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> enix ah i want to KICK the former sysadmin @ one of the sites i manage now 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> they were f'n useless 05:13 < jay-ros> enix - that's fucking awesome for doco! 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> NOTHING has been done since they were hired 05:13 < MadCamel> enix: Sure. But at this place that means doing it in a lab first, getting at least 2 people to sign off for it to go into prod, while logging the time spent in this horrible management system. If any software updates need to be made(say a new feature in the NAS) a full security review lasting up to 3 months needs to be done on the software, working closely with the vendor. 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> absolutely nothing was changed since like 2011 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> they are still running vmware 4.1 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> esxi 05:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> none the less 05:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I'm currently fighting with vmware trying to get it to mount an NFS share too 05:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and ... i've never really used vmware 05:14 < MadCamel> I wasn't really prepared for this level of dickarounding 05:15 <+AnonymooseReddtr> MadCamel..big business? 05:15 < MadCamel> yeh 05:15 < jay-ros> AnonymooseReddtr - I'm convincing my manager to turf all of the VMWare gear (6.5) and use the ESXi storage as iSCSI connection to our Veeam servers 05:15 < jay-ros> ...for no reason but to use the storage for fuckabout. 05:15 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 05:15 <+AnonymooseReddtr> nice 05:16 < jay-ros> throw server 2012 r2 standard with 2 vms on the servers, just so I can convince him to get rid of the sql2008 server still sitting on it 05:16 <+AnonymooseReddtr> we use a big ass qnap NAS as an iSCSI connection 05:16 <+AnonymooseReddtr> for veeam 05:16 < jay-ros> I have synology 20tb/30tb on dr/syd sides 05:16 <+AnonymooseReddtr> QNAP... 65TB 05:17 < jay-ros> shiiiiit 05:17 <+AnonymooseReddtr> gonna get a second one soon too 05:17 < jay-ros> that's some backups right there 05:17 <+AnonymooseReddtr> my new SAN (NetAPP) is 150TB... raw 05:17 < jay-ros> oh, our SAN is 200tb both sides, flash array 05:17 < jay-ros> but that's our hyperv infra 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yikes 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 200tb all flash?? 05:18 < jay-ros> the nas is just for incrementals 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> $$$$ 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 05:18 < jay-ros> hahah not actually 200tb, we're using 60 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i wish i can't get the budget for that 05:18 < jay-ros> active compression and expansion 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> could totally use a it 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> tegile? 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> or nimble? 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> or pure? 05:18 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol 05:19 < jay-ros> pure 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> neat 05:19 < jay-ros> it's the dreamiest thing on earth 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i bet 05:19 < jay-ros> rebooting servers is a pleasure 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i was lucky to get the $$ i did for the netapp infrastructure 05:19 < jay-ros> "see you in 20 seconds my sweet!" 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but also got 3x new hyperv hosts and new network gear 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so can't complain too much 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but i AM going to complain 05:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i don't want to do this shit anymore 05:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> the constant on call 05:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> contsnat equipment issues 05:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i spent my entire day yesterday dealing with an issue that is still unresolved 05:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and all day today 05:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> support contracts? ha "isn't that what we pay you for" 05:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ... 05:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm so over this shit 05:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> brb 05:22 < jay-ros> I need to jump into a meeting, back in an hour 30 05:22 < jay-ros> congrats again enix! 05:22 < jay-ros> xe0n - I'll see you soon ;) 05:23 < jay-ros> keep an eye on my cluster aware update on my MBX servers I'm running live, will ya? 05:26 < matty_r> anybody seen 1 PCI-E 3.0 x41 - 5V PCI 32bit? 05:26 < matty_r> wtf is that 05:26 < matty_r> is that a spelling MISTAKE? 05:26 < matty_r> whoops 05:26 < jay-ros> what, a riser? 05:26 < matty_r> on th emobo 05:27 < matty_r> Never seen x41 ha 05:28 < jay-ros> x41 sounds like something from a model 05:28 < matty_r> https://www.supermicro.com/products/motherboard/Xeon/C236_C232/X11SAE-M.cfm 05:28 <+layer-eight> * matty_r → X11SAE-M | Motherboards | Products - Super Micro Computer, Inc. 05:29 < matty_r> No thats normally referring to the speed 05:29 < jay-ros> odd 05:29 < matty_r> I know right 05:29 < matty_r> ahh.. I see what they've done 05:29 < matty_r> it's meant to be a new line after x4 05:30 < matty_r> cancel the alarms everyone. the mystery has been solved 05:31 < matty_r> in other news. thats a cool mobo 05:44 <@Nostalg14c> Don't you love it. 05:44 <@Nostalg14c> When you log into a PDC 05:44 <@Nostalg14c> and the java update auto installation wizard keeps poppping up. 05:46 < coderphive> some of these devops slacks really worry me 05:46 < coderphive> more like hugops 05:52 < matty_r> Is it possible to open an IIS sites "Directory" (Enabled Directory Browsing) via explorer? 05:52 < matty_r> as in file explorer - not internet explorer 05:58 <@Nostalg14c> Not unless there's a WebDAV folder afaik. 05:59 < matty_r> ah yep 06:03 < m4221> Hey 06:05 < Church-> coderphive: Watcha mean? 06:06 < coderphive> A lot of really sensitive people are in them 06:07 < coderphive> It reminds me of Twitter sometimes 06:08 < Church-> Kay, so? 06:08 < Church-> Is there something wrong with being sensitive? 06:08 < catbeard> s/s/th 06:09 <+layer-eight> [SED catbeard/Church-] Ith there something wrong with being sensitive? 06:09 < coderphive> lmao 06:09 < coderphive> yes 06:09 <@JollyRgrs> SHUT UP Church-!!! don't talk about being siensitive like that! 06:09 * Church- sighs 06:09 < Church-> Sup catbeard 06:09 < catbeard> wutup 06:09 < aName> It's disorienting when one member in a band is obviously MUCH more talented than the others 06:09 < coderphive> Being overly sensitive with people you don't know is counter-productive 06:10 < aName> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38nQ2iGlcU 06:10 <+layer-eight> * aName → YouTube → Christone KINGFISH Ingram Best Live Performance Double Decker Festival → ⚘ 17,393 ↑ 329 ↓ 5 ✍ 61 06:10 < coderphive> aName, like Tom Morello in every band he's ever been in? 06:10 < coderphive> rekt 06:11 < coderphive> Also a note, if you haven't had the joy of using GCP yet - do so 06:11 < coderphive> I am now a full convert 06:11 < aName> coderphive: I use 'Bomb Track' to test audio systems lol 06:11 < Church-> Eh GCP is okay, no better then AWS I've found. 06:11 < Church-> catbeard: Tidying up v1 of my real time sentiment analysis prog. 06:11 < aName> coderphive: Along with some other tunes - some psytrance, some old-school prog rock, some metal... 06:11 < aName> but yeah 06:11 < catbeard> Church-: want some help? 06:12 < catbeard> i have php vader running 06:12 < aName> ... is it weird that I have a standard playlist I audition audio gear with? 06:12 < Church-> catbeard: Nah, basically done. 06:12 < Church-> aName: Not really. 06:12 < coderphive> aName, I think that's pretty typical 06:12 < catbeard> it only does sentences at this point 06:12 < catbeard> no punctuation analysis 06:12 < coderphive> Church-, GCP is far superior 06:12 < coderphive> plus GKE 06:12 < coderphive> I mean, whew 06:12 < aName> coderphive: I went to a high-end audio shop once and they only had like two albums I knew 06:13 < aName> coderphive: So I made a mix CD for next time lol 06:13 < aName> ... I should go back again 06:13 < coderphive> I always slam it with some rap and EDM 06:13 < aName> I was just kind of fucking around, I was a broke college student 06:13 < coderphive> that what I did in my current car 06:13 < Church-> I mean GKE is nice but AWS has their own managed K8s engine as well. Having tried both, they stack up about roughly equally. 06:13 < aName> And that was obvious but they still treated me well 06:13 < Church-> How are you measuring GCP as superior? 06:13 < coderphive> aName, https://play.google.com/music/m/B7kgoabpc2e4zmj666kcit4p5ke?t=Made_Vol_8_-_Various_Artists 06:14 < aName> I'm probably going to end up building one of those uh... full surface resonators? 06:14 < coderphive> Literally played this for the salesman 06:14 < aName> I forget the technical name 06:14 < aName> But you basically take a light flexible thing and put a transducer on it 06:14 < aName> And the whole surface vibrates 06:14 <@Nostalg14c> Is there a simpel way to view another users Chrome/IE history from a local pC? 06:14 < aName> And with a bit of math you can turn cardboard into decent speakers 06:14 < coderphive> Church-, GCP's project based separation, the fact that SDN is actual SDN that's cross-regional 06:15 < catbeard> Fartpull 06:15 < aName> Err, s/flexible/stiff 06:15 < catbeard> Nost 06:15 < Church-> Hmm, I will admit the project based seperation was nice. 06:15 < m4221> $bossMan said he wants to use VPNs to make remote access *more cumbersome* 06:15 < coderphive> I cannot begin to explain how much cross-account bullshit I did at $former-job 06:15 < aName> wut 06:16 < Church-> And assuming SDN is software defined networking, then eh I've found both comparable. 06:16 < catbeard> Just google fartpull on github nostalg14c 06:16 < aName> m4221: I understand 'we enforce this even though it's somewhat cumbersome because security' 06:16 < m4221> $bossMan hates supporting remote users 06:16 < Church-> I'd use either or, doesn't really matter to me. 06:16 < aName> but not 'because annoying' 06:16 <@Nostalg14c> catbeard: and then 06:16 < coderphive> Church-, it's not about ease of use - it's about being true to the concept of SDN 06:16 < Church-> GCP does have one up on AWS with not charging rediculousl bandwith costs. 06:16 < catbeard> Ps1 script 06:16 < coderphive> Church-, like I can setup CIDR's that span regions and projects 06:16 <@Nostalg14c> google failed me, github search successful. 06:16 < coderphive> or even firewall rules 06:16 < aName> m4221: I hate supporting remote users too 06:17 < aName> m4221: And we just added like 80 of them 06:17 < aName> I am... nonplussed. 06:17 < m4221> The latency is that our 10 year old hypervisors cannot supprt the load 06:17 < coderphive> Nostalg14c, softhub* 06:17 < aName> m4221: My boss thinks I'm irritated by the task of bringing them under our management umbrella 06:17 < coderphive> maybe microhub if you're crafty 06:17 < Church-> coderphive: Eh fair point there. 06:17 < aName> m4221: But it's not a one-time project I'm annoyed with 06:17 < aName> m4221: It's adding another 80 users 06:17 < m4221> aName: the biggest issue is latency 06:17 < coderphive> Church-, the savings with GCP are notable - I'd agree 06:18 < coderphive> We're probably going to cut our bill to 1/3 using GCP + GKE 06:18 < coderphive> I was doubtful in the beginning and totally against moving providers 06:18 < coderphive> Plus GCP terraform integration sucks, so that triggered me too 06:19 < coderphive> Deployment Manager is amazing compared to CloudFormation 06:19 < coderphive> You can basically drop in Python + Jinja2 06:19 < aName> coderphive: ... link? 06:19 < aName> If I google 'deployment manager' I'm going to get shit 06:19 < m4221> aName: the latency is due to our crappy terminal server horsepower 06:20 < coderphive> aName, https://cloud.google.com/deployment-manager/ 06:20 < Church-> Never actually used deployment manager. Was using salt stack and it's gcp module. 06:20 < m4221> aName: I measured 15 second connection drops during the day 06:20 <+layer-eight> * coderphive → Cloud Deployment Manager - Simplified Cloud Management  |  Google Cloud 06:20 < aName> m4221: Yeah... we were trying to get to VDI but the per-station cost was higher than traditional desktops, nevermind that we can upgrade the backend as we go... 06:20 < Church-> Was fucking lovely. 06:20 < coderphive> Church-, ah, we limit our config management to data stores, so not so relevant to us 06:20 < Church-> Aye. 06:21 < aName> m4221: Sometimes I think my boss and I could run the damn company ourselves and get better results, at least we'd know what we wanted 06:21 < coderphive> aName, I have a theory that companies are most productive in one pizza teams 06:21 < coderphive> hence we do microservices with... one pizza teams 06:22 < aName> coderphive: The number of people a large pizza could reasonably feed without anyone feeling left out? 06:22 < coderphive> ^ 06:22 < coderphive> ++ 06:22 < m4221> Is it bad that we are on vSphere 5.1 still? 06:22 < coderphive> The term team is also kind of loose because really we do a lot of extreme programming which is far from a "team" concept 06:23 < aName> My workflow is bottlenecked by disk hits, basically - it takes me fucking forever to get info from other people in the company 06:23 < coderphive> ah 06:23 < aName> And I don't mean like 'Oh they didn't respond to my email until after lunch' 06:23 < aName> It's like pulling teeth to get ANYTHING 06:23 < aName> A lot of times I just go and sit down by their desk and wait 06:23 < coderphive> So far smaller teams have worked for us, followed by encapsulating them with all their own responsibility 06:23 < m4221> aName: try hipaa 06:24 < coderphive> there needs to be a rapper named hippa 06:24 < aName> m4221: I'd put up with it there, at least then you get paid a premium for it 06:24 < catbeard> commit their c drive to a git repo 06:24 < coderphive> yasss 06:24 < m4221> aName: $vendor wants a claims image. I run by compliance who says no 06:24 < coderphive> git add . 06:24 < m4221> aName: I need to get a business associate agreement 06:24 < coderphive> git commit -m "lol errthing" 06:24 < coderphive> git push 06:25 < aName> m4221: Claims image, like a disk image? 06:25 < m4221> aName: a scanned image of the paper claim 06:25 < aName> m4221: I'd say no, too. Chances of an accidental violation are costlier than just buying a new one and forgoing the warranty 06:25 < aName> oh 06:25 < aName> that's stupid then 06:26 < m4221> aName: with a baa and encryption, we are good 06:27 < aName> That reminds me - someone needs to code a blockchain DRM for video so people can encode porn with it 06:27 < aName> So I can tell girls 'No, look, there's a verifiable chain of custody' 06:28 < m4221> aName: I literally stared at logs today to catch an evasive problem 06:28 < m4221> I found it too 06:28 < aName> m4221: I hate log staring 06:28 < jay-ros> fuck that was fun 06:28 < catbeard> aName: then you should check out papertrailapp 06:28 < jay-ros> I love meetings when we talk shop 06:28 < aName> catbeard: oh? 06:29 < catbeard> makes log staring much less annoying 06:29 < catbeard> real-time filters and graphs, and alerts for NOT LOGGING as well as LOG RATES 06:29 < catbeard> which is really weird but weirdly useful 06:29 < aName> The last two is useful yeah 06:29 < aName> Naw, I want to know if nothing is being written or lots more than usual is being written 06:30 < aName> Those are useful diagnostic conditions 06:31 < aName> Heck, I miss hard drives that made noise when seeking 06:31 < aName> Now you're lucky to get an LED 06:31 < catbeard> ls *GROAN* 06:31 < aName> lol 06:31 <@Nostalg14c> I imagine my brain making that sound sometimes. 06:31 <@Nostalg14c> When im thinking hard. 06:32 < catbeard> mine sounds like the everlasting gobstopper machine 06:32 <@Nostalg14c> Mr Robot does a good job of it when his brain is like crashing. 06:32 < aName> Is that any good? 06:32 < aName> I tend to avoid those sort of shows 06:32 < catbeard> what 06:32 < catbeard> WUT 06:32 < aName> Mr Robot 06:32 < catbeard> dood 06:32 < catbeard> go watch it 06:33 < catbeard> we'll wait 06:33 < aName> Like, a lot of them are just painful inaccurate and making fun of me, you know? 06:33 < catbeard> aName: basically 06:33 < catbeard> but it's fucked 06:33 < catbeard> but also feels 06:33 < L3gacy> Back 06:33 < aName> The IT Crowd was... pretty fair. 06:33 < L3gacy> Guess what? 06:33 < catbeard> aName: simples 06:34 < L3gacy> Buddy just dropped off a 55" teevee... 1080p.... all because I once loaned him $100 for his rent :O 06:34 < catbeard> L3gacy: That's a nice tnettenba you have there. 06:34 < aName> I think our Jen is the HR assistant 06:34 < aName> She's rather entitled, lol 06:34 < aName> Like, she'll put in tickets for us to help get something from behind her desk 06:35 < catbeard> "The woman to your left smells like she's been on a run." 06:35 < aName> L3gacy: not 4k? Lame. 06:35 <@Nostalg14c> L3gacy: probably worth less than $100 anyway 06:35 <@Nostalg14c> I have a spare 27" 1440p monitor now. 06:35 < aName> Eh, it'd be a good deal, honestly 06:35 < catbeard> L3gacy: i picked up a 48" westinghouse for $180 06:35 < aName> I'd take that 06:35 < aName> Especially since my TV is dead now 06:35 < catbeard> it's a monitor now 06:36 < catbeard> for full screen... things 06:36 < aName> But I was figuring on the 55" 4K TCL 06:36 < aName> It's like... 380 on amazon 06:36 < aName> which is crazy 06:36 < aName> And apparently it's actually not bad at all 06:36 < jay-ros> fuck, my cluster aware updating didn't drain the resources on the exchange mailbox database servers 06:36 <@Nostalg14c> Just spent $1k on a new 27" last week. 06:36 < jay-ros> back to the drawing board! 06:36 < aName> jay-ros: =/ 06:36 < catbeard> jay-ros: mark everything in everyone's mailbox as unread 06:36 < L3gacy> I now have, thanks to another friend, a 20" and 19" 900p monitor 06:36 < catbeard> that'll get it going 06:37 < jay-ros> catbeard abso-fucking-lutely! 06:37 < L3gacy> so I have 2 19" 1440x900, and a 20" 1600x900 06:37 < L3gacy> #3MonitorMasterRace 06:37 < aName> catbeard: Yeah, I have two 24" 1440p panels for desktop applications and most games - and then a 40" 1080p above those for video and game maps and such 06:37 < jay-ros> I've got two 24" I got for free from work 06:37 < aName> jay-ros: lol I wish we had decent monitors to give out 06:37 < jay-ros> aName - game maps? 06:37 < aName> jay-ros: Yeah, like maps of a game world? 06:38 < jay-ros> aName - they're benqs 06:38 < aName> jay-ros: Especially for EVE 06:38 < jay-ros> aName - like a skyrim thing 06:38 < jay-ros> ah gotcha 06:38 < aName> jay-ros: The EVE one parses the logs from the intelligence reporting channels in game 06:38 < aName> jay-ros: And lights up systems where hostiles are reported 06:38 < jay-ros> I'm shopping for a 65" tv so I can see my kerbal space program in real space :P 06:38 < aName> It's a borderline violation of the EULA, but everyone does it so CCP stays quiet on it 06:38 < jay-ros> the girlfriend is going to kill me... we're moving in together end of next week 06:39 <@Nostalg14c> 2x 27" 1440p and a 65" 4k above. 06:39 < aName> jay-ros: Not so much with botting, although I would honestly LOVE if they had a 'botting allowed' server, just to see what would happen 06:39 <@Nostalg14c> new main 27" is 165hertzzz 06:40 < aName> Nostalg14c: I've never been able to tell, above 60 06:40 <@Nostalg14c> its definitely obvious if you do a direct comparison. 06:40 <@Nostalg14c> But i wouldn't say its a huge deal. 06:40 <@Nostalg14c> I notice it the most dragging a chrome window around the desktop tbh 06:40 <@Nostalg14c> that shit is SMOOTH 06:40 < aName> lol this youtube video... debunking a claim someone made that they didn't eat for nine years 06:40 < aName> lol physics says no, why do we need a video? 06:41 <@Nostalg14c> Didnt eat, just drank every calorie instead, 06:41 < aName> *snrk* yeah, maybe 06:41 <@Nostalg14c> take that science. 06:41 < aName> Because otherwise, you become a closed system and entropy wins 06:43 < enix> I noticed a bit with gaming once you get above 60fps 06:43 < enix> It wasnt what a saw, it was more easier to land a shot in CS:S 06:43 < enix> I saw* 06:44 < enix> fyrril ciggus 06:44 < aName> lol 06:44 < aName> what is this, babytown frollic? 06:45 < enix> hahaha 06:45 < enix> msg nickserv identify guest 06:45 < enix> whoops 06:46 <@Nostalg14c> could've gone worse. 06:46 < aName> I really identify with Cyrill Figgus, though 06:46 < enix> I'll need to find out who was using this laptop before me, because I've found their Runescape dat file 06:47 < enix> aName: having a gigantic cock 06:47 < enix> ? 06:47 < aName> enix: Well, among other things, but yes 06:48 < enix> Okay I think I found the user who plays RS 06:48 < enix> This is pretty fucking rare; a RS player out there in the wild 06:48 < enix> Playing RS on company time using runelite 06:48 < aName> Maybe not on company time, just company property 06:49 < aName> I've played EVE on my laptop but not on company time 06:49 < aName> Although I did play at the office once 06:49 < aName> But I was there on a saturday babysitting something 06:49 < aName> So that doesn't count 06:49 < enix> I used to go mining in eve with my retty every day during work 06:50 < aName> I remember I came in to relieve my boss and he was playing Doom 06:50 < enix> I was clocking up 12+ hours / day on my ticket tracker and killed my kpis so noone cared 06:50 < enix> hahahaha you went to 'relieve your boss' 06:50 < aName> enix: Yeah 06:50 < enix> aren't you a good 'worker' 06:50 < aName> enix: Yeah, yeah... 06:50 < enix> Sounds like he was hard at it though 06:51 < enix> Was he pleased that you came? 06:51 < aName> enix: It was a situation where we needed someone on site for 24 hours, so we took shifts 06:51 < enix> Fair enough 06:52 < aName> Naturally, the other guys took the 'I can sleep through it' ones 06:52 < aName> And I got 'all day saturday on a beautiful sunny day' 06:52 * aName shrugs 06:52 < aName> Sucks being the FNG after three years lol 06:53 <@Nostalg14c> enix: when u start your new job 07:02 < aName> I hate that gold is so expensive 07:02 < aName> It looks like a lot of fun to play with 07:03 < aName> Like, just as a material 07:04 < aName> I guess I could do silver 07:08 < aName> lol shady shit on ebay 07:08 < aName> auction for rolls of pennies with a silver dime showing 07:08 < aName> "THIS COLLECTION IS FOR VINTAGE BROWN BANK WRAPPED WHEAT ROLLS WITH A SILVER DIME SHOWING." 07:27 < enix> aName: i think i'd rather be caught watching porn :P 07:28 < Atro> mmm 07:28 < Atro> tuesday hangover 07:28 < aName> enix: than? 07:38 < nojeffrey> Do companies make cat5 patch cables in like 10cm increments? say 40cm, 50cm, 60cm, etc 07:40 < enix> aName: coin collecting :P 07:40 < enix> nojeffrey: normally it's like .5m, 1m, 1.5m, 2m etc 07:40 < aName> enix: More like 'convenient silver disc stock' in this case 07:41 < aName> I might pick up some of the 1g coins to tip people with though 07:41 < aName> Like, in addition to a normal tip 07:42 < nojeffrey> Hmm, someone must make them, I'll keep looking 07:45 < aName> lol pre-internet stuff - 1959 the USPS tries out missile mail 07:47 < xe0n> enix 07:47 < xe0n> you made it up to sunny coast yet? 07:47 < humpaxx> Good morning 07:47 < aName> I keep getting pimples in my belly button and it makes me jealous of 'outies' 07:48 < humpaxx> Nothing to be jealous of.. outies are lizard people and the outie bellybutton is the zipper handle to get out of the meatsuit 07:48 < aName> lol 07:49 < plop> morning guys 07:49 < aName> It's not late, it's early? 07:50 < Hunterkll> "Does mars have oil?" 07:50 < Hunterkll> "Nope, Just Helium-3" 07:50 < Hunterkll> "He he he" 07:50 < humpaxx> Is that why the US is starting a new military branch? 07:50 < aName> Get out. 07:51 < humpaxx> to liberate mars? 07:51 < IronY> `hello 07:51 <+layer-eight> Welcome hi IronY 07:51 < IronY> ;) 07:51 < aName> humpaxx: Liberate? Didn't you hear? They already have child sex camps 07:51 < xe0n> oh hi mark 07:52 < IronY> MillerBOSS: I googled mrnodebot, your channels logs are on like page 5 07:52 <@Nostalg14c> [6~[6~[6~[6~asd 07:53 < plop> lol Nostalg14c 07:53 < plop> is that a new donger 07:53 <@Nostalg14c> Mashing keys to an unresponsive shell. 07:53 <@Nostalg14c> That became responsive 07:53 < IronY> I would of gone with cat 07:54 < nojeffrey> Is 100G the max for gbic transceivers at the moment? Undersea cables that connect countries are they using stuff above 100G? 07:55 < aName> I remember reading about a 255tbps transceiver back in 2014 07:55 < aName> Dunno if that panned out 07:56 <@Nostalg14c> they use multiple pairs 07:56 <@Nostalg14c> and eveyr wavelength 07:56 <@Nostalg14c> aka 100 wavelengths at $x gbit each 07:56 < aName> Naw, it was a single fiber claim 07:56 <@Nostalg14c> times 6 fiber pairs 07:57 < Hunterkll> wat 07:57 < Hunterkll> lol 07:57 < aName> Oh 07:57 < nojeffrey> ~250tbps is around the limit for single, in terms of wavelength 07:57 < aName> No, I looked it up again 07:57 < aName> 'single fiber' is actually a bundle of fibers 07:57 <@Nostalg14c> they did 255, in research. 07:57 < Hunterkll> ""I'm sorry I sold this, any chance you could return it ? 07:57 <@Nostalg14c> lol. 07:57 < Hunterkll> ebay seller wants the camera back that he sold me back 07:57 < Hunterkll> lol 07:57 < aName> Hunterkll: Double your money 07:58 < aName> Hunterkll: Tell them you're keeping the photos though 07:58 < aName> Hunterkll: See if they freak out 07:58 < Hunterkll> .... 07:58 < Hunterkll> it's a film camera back 07:58 < Hunterkll> not like 07:58 < Hunterkll> a digital camera with images 07:58 < Hunterkll> it's a part 07:58 < aName> oh 07:58 < Hunterkll> i responded saying it was on a camera that had a malfunctioning dial before 07:58 < plop> even more reasons to say so hah 07:58 < Hunterkll> see if he really wants it 07:58 < Hunterkll> if he lets me get the date back part 07:58 < plop> like this guy http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html 07:58 <+layer-eight> * plop → Next time, I'll spend the money on drugs instead. 07:58 < Hunterkll> which runs $100 more than what i paid for this 07:59 < xe0n> bundle of sticks 07:59 < Hunterkll> it was this 07:59 < Hunterkll> https://www.ebay.com/itm/163037040330?ul_noapp=true 07:59 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → ⚓ https://www.ebay.com/itm/Canon-Film-Back-Film-Door-for-EOS-1V-EOS-1V-HS-EOS-1V-Film-Camera-Body-/123003758830?oid=163037040330 → Canon Film Back Film Door for EOS 1V EOS 1V HS EOS-1V Film Camera Body | eBay 07:59 < Hunterkll> if he really wants it back i suppose i'll do it for $75 + shipping 07:59 < Hunterkll> lol 07:59 < Hunterkll> nah, $100 07:59 < Hunterkll> since i have to buy another 08:00 < Hunterkll> lol fucker 08:00 < Hunterkll> he has a canon EOS 1V for sale too on his account 08:00 < Hunterkll> he sells other camera gear too 08:00 < Hunterkll> bet you he broke the back on one 08:01 < Hunterkll> eh he really only has one 08:01 < Hunterkll> one camera on sale that is 08:01 < Hunterkll> honestly i don't need it and was considdering selling it anyway 08:02 < Hunterkll> i'll wait for his response and haggle 08:07 < plop> http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html that never gets old. 08:07 <+layer-eight> * plop → "yeah thats not what I was looking for at all." 08:16 < vader-> god i was really terrible at data management when i switched computers back in the day... 08:17 < vader-> i think i would just copy the old hard drive over to another folder on the new computer called !Backup 08:17 < vader-> and then repeat the process every time 08:18 < Atro> lol 08:18 < Atro> vader-: supress the trauma 08:18 < vader-> hehe 08:18 < vader-> i also realized that over the last 20 years i have really wasted time on stupid shit 08:18 < vader-> looking at files and shit hehe 08:19 < Atro> hehehehehehehe 08:19 < vader-> but it is also really weird to actually see time stamps on pictures and files and have a weird time warp type thing going on 08:19 < vader-> hard to explain 08:19 < vader-> seems like parts of the last 20 years went faster than others 08:26 < vader-> i really wish i could afford a NAS for the house... been keeping an eye on 12TB Hard drive prices... might get a few of those and a synology san... then dump everything in it, then start organizing and trying to dedupe shit 08:27 < vader-> my cloud sprawl is pretty terrible right now too... between dropbox and google drive 08:30 < xe0n> yeah i've got a nas i should fill with disks lol 08:34 < vader-> Ive been looking at the synology ds1817+ but it's too pricey for me if i were to do that ($1000) + 4x12TB ($1200)... 08:34 < xe0n> yeah i've got the 1815+? 08:34 < xe0n> the model before that, 8 bay 08:34 < xe0n> i can't remember, it's packed away in a box 08:35 < Atro> data is stored in the balls 08:36 < vader-> ive been spoiled for the last 7 years with SSD, i have two mechanical drives next too me right now and they are loud as fuck 09:15 < vader-> I actually think I could get a nice start of consolidating shit if I picked up a 12TB hard drive and started to move shit to the same drive and then maybe compare shit 09:15 <@Nostalg14c> vader-: any reason to not dump that in backblaze/aws? 09:16 < vader-> i think if i was able to consolidate, delete, etc locally then maybe 09:16 < vader-> but it would get costly and be slow to do it in the cloud 09:19 < nojeffrey> @Nostalg14c woah unlimited for $5 per month? 09:19 <@Nostalg14c> ye 09:20 < nojeffrey> I've only ever read their reliability reports 09:20 < nojeffrey> do you use em? 09:20 <@Nostalg14c> Nah, i have poverty internet. 09:20 < nojeffrey> heh 09:21 <@Nostalg14c> 2018 and still got 1Mbit upload. 09:22 < nojeffrey> I just bought an 8tb drive so I can move everything across from my zfs, so I can fix zfs then move it back to zfs/freenas 09:22 < nojeffrey> maybe I could have used backblaze 09:22 < nojeffrey> 6TB @ 5mbit = 111days, maybe not 09:26 < vader-> they have 14tb drives coming soon 09:29 < vader-> https://www.hgst.com/products/hard-drives/ultrastar-hs14 09:29 <+layer-eight> * vader- → 14TB Hard Drive | Ultrastar Hs14 | HGST 09:29 < vader-> haven't seen anyone selling them yet 09:53 < ceofreak> Sup freaks 09:54 < ceofreak> Is anyone using a Samsung printer with office 365 scan to mail? 09:54 < ceofreak> I can't fucking get it to work 09:54 <+ihre> tired of my current assignment 09:54 < ceofreak> Ihreeeeee! Sup buddy 09:54 < ceofreak> Same here 09:54 < vader-> i have water in my basement that I am supposed to clean up 09:54 <+ihre> DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS 09:54 < vader-> only a small amount 09:54 < vader-> but still not excited to go do it 09:55 < vader-> AC condensation line clogged up 09:55 <+ihre> why are they so ... antisocial ? lacking basic human skills 09:55 < ceofreak> Ihre: I know 09:55 < ceofreak> That's why I gave up programming again 09:55 < ceofreak> I'm just not one of them, nor will ever be 09:56 < jumi> morning 09:57 < Atro> yeah devs are weird 09:57 < ceofreak> Fuck printers 09:58 < Atro> i dont even do printers, but i agree from a network pov 09:58 <+ihre> tried to get a pull request merged into some k8s shit, get a single reply: its already there. no context, no explanation how or what, i add a comment: i think you mean , and somewhat later he closes the PR: 'looks like i can close it now' 09:58 <+ihre> dafuq 09:58 < ceofreak> Atro: That's why I hate my life, because I need to do those low life tasks 09:58 < Atro> ceofreak: i also hate my life, but for other reasons 09:58 < ceofreak> Penis Size? 09:59 < ceofreak> That can be fixed! 09:59 < Atro> firewalls, and client stupidity 09:59 < ceofreak> Why the FUCK do I need to download a fucking software to configure scan to mail on a printer that has a web interface 10:02 < xe0n> we all deal with printers are some stage lol, i have to sometime this week to configure IPP for some oracle erp 10:02 < humpaxx> ceofreak: lol wat 10:02 < ceofreak> Yeah 10:03 < ceofreak> hilarious 10:30 < jumi> ihre: got the new keyboard just now 10:30 < jumi> now to see how long do I last in the office till everyone hates me 10:33 <+ihre> hee 10:33 <+ihre> blue switches ? ;p 10:33 < Atro> https://verylegit.link/ 10:33 <+layer-eight> * Atro → Heaps legit links 10:34 < jumi> ihre: no, browns 10:35 <+ihre> lol Atro, thats great :D 10:35 < Atro> Ș: 10:35 < Atro> :> 10:37 <+ihre> TIL http://www.twindog.co/ 10:37 <+layer-eight> * ihre → Twindog - Find friends for your dog 10:38 < vader-> any of you guys ever deal with HireRight background checks? 10:38 <+ihre> i've never had to deal with background checks.. yet 10:38 < xe0n> ive had police check done 10:41 < Atro> i dont wanna know what they find if they background check me 10:42 < catbeard> Lol 10:45 < ceofreak> Jumi which one 10:45 < ceofreak> Ahahahaha 10:45 < ceofreak> I ordered a brown one 10:45 < ceofreak> took 2 hours and the first guy complained 10:45 < ceofreak> Ultimately I had to send it back 10:46 < plop> el 10:46 < plop> lel 10:46 < plop> go get blues man 10:46 < ceofreak> I got at home 10:46 < ceofreak> I hate people 10:46 < ceofreak> :D 10:46 < plop> cheap headphones in amazon 10:51 < jumi> ceofreak: logitech g610 10:52 < jumi> plop: exactly. Why would you want to listen to the office instead of music. 10:53 < plop> yep 10:53 < plop> i got the cheap cowin 7 and really nice for 40€ 10:54 < jumi> nice 10:55 < jumi> I don't really dig bluetooth headphones but those look nice 10:55 < jumi> and the noise cancelling would have been wonderful a few months ago 10:55 < jumi> this keyboard was on sale as well 10:55 < jumi> got it for 65eur 10:57 < xe0n> i use a set of jabra evolve 75s 11:05 < jumi> fucking hell 11:05 < jumi> outlook crashed again 11:05 < jumi> arghhggh 11:06 < ceofreak> :D 11:08 < ceofreak> Anyone got a idea why i cant fucking scan to mail with office 365? 11:08 < ceofreak> the fucking printer cant establish a connection 11:08 < ceofreak> somehow 11:15 < Popzi> turn it off and on again, yell louder at it to get it to send, attach whatever you're trying to scan to a pigeon and send it that way, also obviously check TLS/SMTP login ? 11:17 < jumi> back 11:17 < jumi> fucking outlook 11:18 < plop> fucking outlook indeed 11:18 < jumi> argh ffs 11:18 < jumi> wifi is spotty again 11:18 < jumi> fucking company really 11:19 < FenJai> Morning peeps 11:19 < FenJai> Its fuckin' warm today 11:21 < Popzi> i wonder if telling a third party to ask any questions over a teamviewer notepad when fixing their own software makes me look like a bellend 11:23 < catbeard> at least get an etherpad 11:26 < Popzi> cba to awkwardly sit on the phone for 45 minutes to watch them reinstall/reconfigure a pc to work with some software, + no ip phone, they probably think im weird 11:34 < catbeard> charge them to write a guide 11:34 < catbeard> next ticket 11:35 < catbeard> there's a severe issue with 'head of line blocking' and 'old faithful' ... "sorry just 1 more thing..." 11:35 < catbeard> can't let clients monopolize your time 11:36 < catbeard> be courteus and professional, but prompt and at least sound busy while you're doing it, i just minimize it and wait until it flashes 11:36 < catbeard> indicating they've sent a message in TV chat 11:37 < xe0n> ceofreak: how are you relaying the msg to office 365? a connector? 11:37 < xe0n> or auth?\ 11:37 < ceofreak> auth 11:38 < xe0n> does the account have a mailbox? 11:38 < ceofreak> y 11:38 < ceofreak> and exchange online plan 11:38 < xe0n> yep 11:38 < ceofreak> It was working from OSTicket 11:38 < ceofreak> but not from that fucking printer 11:38 < catbeard> is there a Start -> Run command for running office update (specifically outlook email client for win10) 11:38 < ceofreak> I'm testing the smtp connection right now via powershell to rule out that its a general problem 11:39 < xe0n> catbeard: o365 or msi install? 11:39 < catbeard> either 11:39 < catbeard> though most recently o365 11:39 < xe0n> o365 is either done inside the app, via gpo, or automatically 11:39 < xe0n> msi: gpo, wu 11:39 < catbeard> non-domain, end users 11:39 < xe0n> yep, sooo you'll go into office > account 11:39 < xe0n> office updates 11:40 < catbeard> so no cli cmd 11:40 < xe0n> if they're unmanaged, they'll get updates pushed to them 11:40 < xe0n> no 11:40 < xe0n> what channel are they on? 11:40 < ceofreak> Bpp, xe0n 11:40 < catbeard> idk, random win10 user in uk 11:40 < ceofreak> bpp? lol 11:40 < ceofreak> I just sent the mail 11:40 < ceofreak> via powershell 11:40 < ceofreak> no problem 11:40 < ceofreak> so its the fucking printer 11:40 < catbeard> i don't use outlook myself, haven't for years 11:41 < xe0n> yeah i doubt its auth issue, printers suck, i typically use connectors and firewall rules 11:41 < catbeard> xe0n: is there a screenshotted guide for that somewhere? 11:41 < catbeard> don't have office to test/writeup with 11:41 < xe0n> https://support.office.com/en-us/article/install-office-updates-2ab296f3-7f03-43a2-8e50-46de917611c5 11:42 < catbeard> was some TLS issue i think preventing o365 from connecting to our PCI compliant dovecot 11:42 <+layer-eight> * xe0n → Install Office updates - Office Support 11:42 < catbeard> specifically for IMAP 11:42 < xe0n> tls? you doing https inspection? 11:42 < ceofreak> I really dont get it 11:42 < ceofreak> why it wont establish a connection 11:42 < catbeard> well IMAPS 11:42 < xe0n> right 11:42 < catbeard> you have to connect with TLSv1.2/TLSv1.3 11:43 < catbeard> etc. 11:43 < xe0n> yeah i understand, so might be your firewall 11:43 < catbeard> err v1.1/v1.2 11:43 < catbeard> ended up updating office somehow (it prompted for an update while it was running after doing nothing), and then i unchecked TLS1.0 in IE Options > Advanced 11:43 < ceofreak> Firewall is fine 11:43 < ceofreak> nothing blocked 11:44 < ceofreak> I even tested Printer -> Allow to any 11:44 < xe0n> ceofreak: was talking to catbeard 11:44 < ceofreak> Oh sorry 11:44 < xe0n> yours, try creating a connector and seeing if it works 11:44 < ceofreak> How does that work? 11:44 < xe0n> you allow anything from your IP to relay through exchange 11:44 < catbeard> xe0n: we're not doing https inspection, standard imaps on dovecot 11:44 < ceofreak> Ill search but just one sentence 11:44 < ceofreak> oh ok 11:45 < xe0n> and you use firewall rules to lock it down from your side 11:45 < catbeard> though on PCI compliant servers, it enforces SNI match from the client 11:45 < xe0n> imap is a pita 11:45 < ceofreak> https://support.office.com/en-us/article/how-to-set-up-a-multifunction-device-or-application-to-send-email-using-office-365-69f58e99-c550-4274-ad18-c805d654b4c4?ui=en-US&rs=en-US&ad=US 11:45 < catbeard> ik 11:45 <+layer-eight> * ceofreak → How to set up a multifunction device or application to send email using Office 365 - Office 365 11:45 < ceofreak> option 3? 11:45 < xe0n> ceofreak: correct 11:45 < ceofreak> Fuck 11:45 < ceofreak> Why do I have to deal with this fucking shit 11:45 < ceofreak> Thanks man 11:45 < xe0n> its standard stuff in exchange 11:45 < xe0n> :P 11:48 < xe0n> ceofreak: benefit of smtp relay, Office 365 SMTP relay does not require the use of a licensed Office 365 mailbox to send emails. 11:49 < ceofreak> I see 11:49 < ceofreak> Thanks buddy 11:49 < xe0n> no worries, you should be rockin in an hour or so lol 11:49 < ceofreak> I'm just in the middle of "I hate my job" phase 11:49 < ceofreak> Just got boring shit to do 11:50 < xe0n> take the role by the horns and make it your own 11:51 < xe0n> we all have boring stuff to do. i'm in the middle of rolling out SC, and some of the thin clients have UWF enabled, so I have to log onto them manually, turn it off, install agent, turn back on. i'd use our hp dev manager, but jeez whoever set it up did a shitty job. that's another project on my list to fix later 11:53 < xe0n> no issue to deploying it to the 2000 odd workstations ;) haha 11:53 < ceofreak> I know man I know. Just need to get out of the rut 11:53 < ceofreak> Sounds exciting... Not. :D 11:54 < FenJai> 2000, lawdy 11:54 < FenJai> Hope that shit is scripted at least 11:54 < xe0n> FenJai: ah yeah loll 11:55 < xe0n> pdq and gpo is catching the workstations fine 11:56 < xe0n> its one of those things, there'll be machines missing until all are turned on\plugged into the network 11:56 < xe0n> but we'll survive with the majority of them checking in 11:56 < FenJai> Sounds like a good scream test 11:58 < xe0n> they'll be found when the helpdesk do support and cant find the machine in their list 11:59 < xe0n> then it's up to them to hopefully use their initiative and install it themselves 11:59 < xe0n> but hey, i cant hope for too much haha\ 12:00 < xe0n> sadly i've had to resort to adding *read this first before attempting to follow* to a majority of our docu, else they'll read the first line, start clicking buttons on auto pilot, and yeah bugger something up haha 12:03 < jumi> mfw when my home backup script is better than the one at work 12:04 < xe0n> lol 12:10 < xe0n> ceofreak: what's your current role? 12:10 < ceofreak> Head of IT 12:10 < ceofreak> meaning 12:10 < plop> Forehead of IT 12:10 < ceofreak> Head of myself 12:10 < xe0n> ah right, one man band 12:10 < ceofreak> hence, doing everything 12:11 < plop> same here 12:11 < plop> dickhead of IT 12:11 < xe0n> sweet, def grab by the horns and smash it 12:11 < ceofreak> its the worst 12:11 < ceofreak> Actually 12:11 < ceofreak> I'm not even complaining I have a great job 12:11 < ceofreak> I just hate sitting in the office 12:11 < xe0n> where do you want to work, outside? 12:11 < xe0n> lol 12:11 < ceofreak> *not in IT 12:12 < IronY> layer-eight: fml 12:12 < IronY> `fml 12:12 <+layer-eight> FML Today, I sat for 3 hours at my boyfriend's Christmas celebrations. He has 22 cousins. They open presents one at a time. In silence. I got nothing. FML 12:12 < plop> so, yesterday this woman saying email server is not working. resuming: one email she send, she did it to something.c instead of something.com Another one she got a message saying recipien mailbox was full. and the other one, the recipient didn't fucking reply yet. 12:12 < ceofreak> Na, at home 12:12 < ceofreak> for example 12:13 < xe0n> yeah that doesnt work with a one man band 12:13 < xe0n> you may be able to swing one day, but they'll prob want someone in the office to get hands on if need be 12:13 < xe0n> or unjam the printer 12:13 < xe0n> ;) 12:13 < ceofreak> Yeah 12:13 < ceofreak> I'm working on my own side business(es) for a while already 12:14 < ceofreak> reducing office time by half will already help 12:14 < ceofreak> Soon 12:14 < xe0n> moonlighting 12:14 < xe0n> topppdawwgggg 12:14 < ceofreak> My friend says her shampoo business is running really great 12:14 < ceofreak> she doesnt fail to remind me at least once a week 12:15 < ceofreak> how great it is 12:15 < ceofreak> to sell shampoo 12:15 < ceofreak> fucking cunt 12:15 < ceofreak> But what I actually wanted to say is, it's really easy to start your own thing nowadays (if its not selling shampoo) 12:15 < ceofreak> if you put in the work 12:16 < xe0n> shampoo, that's cool. is it any good? 12:16 < xe0n> get any free samples? 12:16 < enix> well fun 12:16 < xe0n> you should get into the conditioner business 12:16 < enix> teamviewer is fucking me around with licensing >:( 12:16 < xe0n> teamviewer sucks balls. 12:16 < ceofreak> ^ 12:16 < Blinky_> Morning all. I am rsyncing a loads of directories and files to a second server but need to preserve all the dates on the files and folders. I am using "-arhz" and that is preserving the files date but all the folders are being set to todays date. Is there any way of preserving the folder dates as 12:16 < Blinky_> well? 12:16 < enix> I just needed it for one night >:( 12:16 < xe0n> part of my sc rollout is rip tv out of there lol 12:16 < enix> Holy shit netflix has the new top gear 12:16 < genr8_> t 12:17 * enix uninstalls netflix 12:17 < xe0n> enix 12:17 < xe0n> you on sunny coast yet 12:17 < genr8_> -t is the option 12:17 < Blinky_> And theat will do the directories? 12:17 < enix> hell yeah! 12:18 < Blinky_> Cheers 12:18 < xe0n> nice, youve come in the cool period lol 12:18 < IronY> `seen ^MillerBoss 12:18 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for IronY 12:18 < enix> still unpacking and doing everything. It's fucking freezing 12:18 < IronY> weird, he was right, it does not work in here 12:18 < xe0n> haha' 12:18 < enix> like.. FUCKING freezing... and i come from sydney 12:18 < xe0n> hahaha 12:18 < IronY> `seen xe0n 12:18 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for IronY 12:19 < enix> I struggle to get out of bed man it's living the struggle in paradise for real 12:19 < xe0n> tell me about it 12:19 < xe0n> so you're in tinbeerwah? 12:20 < xe0n> or wait, beerwah 12:21 < enix> Ended up in Landsborough :) 12:21 < xe0n> ah right 12:21 < enix> Which turns out make it even easier to get to work! 12:21 < xe0n> yep 12:21 < Blinky_> -t is not working, all directories are still created with todays date. Files stil have their original dates though. 12:22 < enix> Trying to work out how to log into our vpn without being able to access the machine at work via teamviewer thanks to my corporate license at my last employer :( 12:22 < enix> I can't even go install a pringles can to get LAN at home because we're not allowed in at night 12:22 < enix> Can't complaing about not being ALLOWED to go to work or be on call lmfao 12:23 < xe0n> have you met terri yet 12:23 < xe0n> or rob 12:23 < xe0n> lol 12:23 < enix> not yet but i think i will soon 12:23 < xe0n> remove your corp license and use the free version? 12:23 < xe0n> lol 12:23 < xe0n> or just dont log into it if they dont want you to work 12:23 < xe0n> lol 12:24 < xe0n> you explored the area much? maroochydore etc.. 12:24 < enix> shit machines failing.. brb 12:25 < Fuk> Hello 12:25 < enix> how do you disable touch screen :\ 12:25 < Fuk> enix: in device manager 12:25 < enix> wowweee helpful 12:25 < genr8_> rsync -rtluvdh works for me (the t being time) 12:25 < xe0n> loll 12:26 < Blinky_> genr8_, Just tried t and the directories have todays date. I am looking at the source server now and the directories are all different dates. I am using -arhvzt 12:27 < IronY> aside from millerboss, anyone else help run layer-eight ? 12:27 < enix> i help try to break him if that counts 12:27 < IronY> Lol that filters down to me eventually, and I appreciate it 12:27 < enix> FOund it 12:27 < enix> I can tuse my machine again proprely 12:28 < xe0n> Blinky_: try adding t to the front? maybe another switch is changing how it works. 12:28 < enix> I tried removing the corp license but it detects that i used to have one :( I haven't really walked around the area much tbh i did some exploring back in feb so I have a good idea on how to get around 12:28 < IronY> trying to figure out why your seen command is not working, replicated the trigger word setup you guys got, etc etc, My only guess is maybe the database is not connected or logging properly 12:28 < enix> But yeah I'm allowed to log in remotely; only way to get up to scratch tbh 12:28 < IronY> `total 12:28 <+layer-eight> Total Messages from #reddit-sysadmin: 151,210 12:28 < IronY> test 12:28 < IronY> `total 12:29 < xe0n> lol 12:29 <+layer-eight> Total Messages from #reddit-sysadmin: 151,212 12:29 < IronY> grr 12:29 < IronY> that's not it lol 12:29 < enix> hm i've connected but not witht he ip i was hoping 12:29 < xe0n> ive lost what you're trying to do lol 12:29 < enix> vpn into work 12:29 < Fuk> licensing is for niggers. just get the cracked keygen version of whatever it is you're fucking with 12:29 < enix> on my first day without knowing how anything is setup lol 12:29 < Fuk> and then be cool 12:30 < Fuk> and smoke a joint 12:30 < IronY> u think ur cool 12:30 < xe0n> im out of weed :( 12:30 < IronY> I just accept teaching positions 12:30 < Fuk> lol 12:30 < IronY> take the free keys 12:30 < IronY> then smoke the weed 12:30 < Fuk> lol 12:30 < IronY> I get paid for the keys, and it pays for the weed 12:30 < IronY> ;) 12:31 < xe0n> we're very ethical in here.. 12:31 < enix> Hmmmm..... 12:31 < IronY> xe0n: technically it is ethical 12:31 < IronY> as long has I do not write software for money 12:31 < Fuk> xe0n: is it ethical to fuck your mommy in the ass? 12:31 < enix> Fuk: depends if shes a cougar 12:31 < IronY> if it was, he probably would not be here 12:31 < xe0n> well that escalated fast.. 12:32 < Fuk> lol 12:32 < IronY> hard to get pregnant via the anaus 12:32 < IronY> s/anaus/anus 12:32 < Fuk> call me the escalator 12:32 <+layer-eight> [SED IronY] hard to get pregnant via the anus 12:32 < IronY> `seen MillerBOSS 12:32 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for IronY 12:32 < xe0n> enix: you done much exploring of the area 12:32 < IronY> WHY DAMN U 12:32 < IronY> `first-seen MillerBOSS 12:32 <+layer-eight> I need someone to look for IronY 12:33 < Fuk> s/someone/your mom/ 12:33 < IronY> whos got admin on this bot 12:33 < Fuk> damnit 12:33 < Fuk> stupid bot only works on the person who spoke originally? 12:33 < Fuk> s/person/moron/ 12:33 <+layer-eight> [SED Fuk] stupid bot only works on the moron who spoke originally? 12:33 < IronY> actually 12:33 < Fuk> apparently so 12:33 < IronY> the way it works is... if you correct yourself 12:33 < IronY> it is perm 12:33 < IronY> if someone corrects u 12:33 < IronY> it is not 12:33 < IronY> thus you can chain your own corrections 12:34 < IronY> but someone else cannot fuck with your backlog 12:34 < IronY> because that would be dumb 12:34 < IronY> for example 12:34 < Fuk> so its nigger-proof 12:34 < IronY> fuk is sorta not racist 12:34 < IronY> s/not/very 12:34 <+layer-eight> [SED IronY] fuk is sorta very racist 12:34 < IronY> s/very/reallly 12:34 <+layer-eight> [SED IronY] fuk is sorta reallly racist 12:34 < IronY> see 12:34 < genr8_> s/yep/thanks 12:35 < Fuk> you are a penis 12:35 < IronY> I mean it is my biggest organ 12:35 < IronY> so you are kinda right 12:35 < genr8_> zimbolt is that you 12:35 < Fuk> who is zimbolt? 12:36 < xe0n> what is zimbolt? 12:36 < IronY> Your father, someday he will come back and find you 12:36 < Fuk> wtf? 12:36 < Fuk> now you sounding like a creep 12:36 < Fuk> u need some more acid 12:36 < Fuk> L 12:36 < Fuk> S 12:36 < Fuk> D 12:37 < IronY> s/acid/lsd 12:37 <+layer-eight> [SED IronY/Fuk] u need some more lsd 12:37 < IronY> that would of been easier 12:37 < IronY> but I appreciate the dramatics 12:37 < xe0n> we're fighting firree with gassooliinnneee 12:37 < xe0n> we'll leave the bridges burnning for alll too seee 12:38 < Fuk> s/firree/niggers/ 12:38 <+layer-eight> [SED Fuk/xe0n] we're fighting niggers with gassooliinnneee 12:38 < IronY> is the alternative putting the bridges out 12:38 < IronY> because lighting them on fire to then put them out makes no sense 12:38 < xe0n> ladaadaa its the mother fucking dogg 12:38 < IronY> which? snoop? 12:39 < IronY> `images 12:39 <+layer-eight> You can view all images from #reddit-sysadmin at http://127.0.0.1:8084/images/%23reddit-sysadmin 12:39 < Atro> lol 12:39 < Atro> layer-eight: i get a TCP_REFUSED, pls fix 12:40 < IronY> LOL 12:40 < IronY> the weird part is he does have it open 12:40 < IronY> just forgot to set the webhost 12:40 < IronY> it is secured however 12:48 < genr8_> its asking for username / password 12:49 < insecurity> uhh 12:49 < insecurity> i'm amused and also very curious about that 12:52 < jumi> transferring 3tb of data at 150mbps 12:52 < jumi> fun 12:53 < FenJai> B or b jumi ? 12:53 < jumi> b 12:53 < Fuk> jumi: why the fuck would anyone do such a thing? 12:53 < FenJai> ouch 12:53 < jumi> roughly 20MBps 12:53 < FenJai> Is it over a local network / 12:53 < genr8_> SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_7.2p2 Ubuntu-4ubuntu2.4 12:54 < jumi> Fuk: because the "systems" guys in this company are fucking idiots 12:54 < jumi> FenJai: yes 12:54 < jumi> and it's supposed to be gigabit 12:54 < Fuk> if its a LAN then it should be 100Mbps or gigabit 12:54 < Fuk> yeah 12:54 < Atro> lel 12:54 < jumi> it's gigabit, yes, but the network is so fucked up it does not go full speed 12:54 < Fuk> they must have a router or a shit-grade L3 switch between you and the server 12:54 < FenJai> It might be quicker if you load that shit onto an external drive 12:54 < Atro> hey yo 150mb for a router is a lot !!!11 12:54 < jumi> certainly 12:55 < jumi> but they don't want to give me clearance to access the datacenter 12:55 < jumi> so I'm fucked 12:55 < FenJai> Damn 12:55 < jumi> also mind you the servers have 6 ethernet ports 12:55 < Fuk> Atro: but not for a decent L3 switch 12:55 < jumi> we are only using 2 12:55 < jumi> and no KVM 12:55 < Atro> tru 12:55 < Atro> it dns fault 12:55 < Fuk> I own used Cisco gear I acquired for under $60 that can do gigabit wire-speed L3 switching 12:55 < FenJai> What are you transferring ? 12:56 < Fuk> and no atro, its not dns, lol 12:56 < xe0n> jumi: oh well, do what you can lol 12:56 < FenJai> A whole load of "linux ISOs" ? 12:56 < Atro> Fuk: how do u know 12:56 < Fuk> Atro: DNS failure would either not work or take forever to resolve the hostname and start the transfer 12:56 < jumi> xe0n: that's what I've been doing 12:57 < jumi> three months in, and I FINALLY managed to get the company to pay for the OS licenses 12:57 < Fuk> Atro: but once the hostname was resolved DNS has nothing to do with transfer speed 12:57 < Atro> Fuk: how do you know the system doesn't resolve at each x packets 12:57 < jumi> so next month we'll start patching and upgrading the linux servers at last - they've been going on for three years with absolutely no patches whatsoever 12:57 < xe0n> get ready for things to break 12:57 < xe0n> lol 12:58 < jumi> oh yeah I'm aware 12:58 < jumi> but idgaf 12:58 < Fuk> Atro: if the system resolves again mid-transfer when nothing is wrong then it is not a very smart system. 12:58 < jumi> better for it to break while trying to patch than having some skiddie exploit some unpatched vulnerability and fucking me over 12:58 < Atro> Fuk: i know, im just bullshiting 12:58 < Fuk> lol good 12:59 < xe0n> lolll 13:03 < enix> finally im in 13:03 < enix> What the fuck Fuk? 13:03 < Fuk> Sigyn is harassing me now 13:03 < Fuk> lol 13:03 < Fuk> just fucking around 13:03 < enix> s/c/ 13:04 < enix> Finally got into works network. Took a little bit of dicking about. Now I can actually start researching how thehell the place is setup lmfao 13:05 < xe0n> cameron the croc is the senior sys admin there 13:07 < Atro> im bored as fuck 13:07 < Atro> will provide networking knowledge for not-being-bored 13:07 < xe0n> enix: i bet rob is the type of person you drop everything for 13:08 < xe0n> and you'll get phone ins from bindy, she's busy fluffing around the us with her bf lol 13:10 < xe0n> terri will need support for her email not working on the phone, you may be lucky to see russell crowe hanging around there 13:10 < enix> Atro: educate me on networking 13:11 < Fuk> atro, cool. educate me on how to build a botnet 13:11 < Atro> enix: whatchu wanna know 13:11 < enix> xe0n: apparently I'll end up meeting up with them for various IT related things, it's not uncommon, but apparently they're super cool IRL 13:11 < Atro> Fuk: make contagious malware, distribute 13:11 < enix> Atro: Idk ay 13:11 < Fuk> but can i write malware in java? 13:11 < xe0n> enix: yeah ive seen terri at the plaza 13:12 < Atro> Fuk: yes but java is old, abuse busybox systems 13:12 < enix> ah true 13:12 < Atro> also .jar files are 100% suspicious if seen 13:12 < xe0n> enix: i had kelly slater buy me a beer a few months back at noosa surf club lol 13:12 < xe0n> didnt know it was him until my mate arrived and is like umm do you know who he is 13:12 < Fuk> your mom is a jar 13:13 < Atro> Fuk: your mom's so far she's a Rich Text File 13:13 < enix> thats the best kind of celebrity encounter tbh 13:13 < Atro> *fat 13:13 < xe0n> enix: yeah he randomly started talking to me while i was waiting for a mate, should've clicked, we were watching a surf comp lol 13:13 < Fuk> HAIL HITLER 13:15 < Popzi> are the mods asleep? xd 13:15 < Atro> they're installing updates 13:16 < xe0n> defraggin 13:16 < Atro> >defragging in 2018 13:17 < xe0n> lloll 13:17 < genr8_> filesystem fragmentation is real 13:17 < xe0n> hp genr8_ 13:18 < xe0n> lol 13:19 < Alternity> does anyone else immediately modify the weight limit to 9999 on any game that has weight encumberance? 13:19 < Alternity> i like a challanging game, but i could care less about micro managing my inventory 13:19 < xe0n> whats that mean 13:20 < genr8_> fat 13:20 < Alternity> in skyrim for example if you have to much stuff you can only walk instead of run 13:20 < Alternity> same in witcher 13:20 < Atro> Alternity: i stash it and forget it 13:20 < Alternity> Atro: more like i'm in the middle of a dungeon and i want to pick up more sweet loot 13:21 < Alternity> but i dont' want to spend 20 minutes sherpa'ing out whatever i have to stash and then go back in 13:21 < Atro> Alternity: you wouldve loved Dark Souls 1, you had carry weight AND equi weight 13:21 < genr8_> you have to make do. thats the point of that kind of game 13:21 < genr8_> most of the loot is trash so dont pick it up 13:21 < Alternity> if the entire point of a game is dealing with managing your inventory i don't want to play that game 13:22 < xe0n> and duke nukem carried like 8 guns and could still run 13:22 < xe0n> and jetpack 13:22 < Alternity> that or let me write up an automation script to have gnomes follow me around and pick stuff up 13:22 < Atro> ITS REALISTIC OK 13:22 < genr8_> only pick up 1 bag full worth per run and drop it in stash every few runs and make sure you have enough bank slots to cover yourself between sorting it out 13:22 < Alternity> where is the mod for gnome sherpas?! 13:22 < genr8_> actually i ended up using inventory management programs and scripts 13:22 < genr8_> then i quit 13:22 < Alternity> big if true 13:22 < genr8_> so yeaaaaaa. path of exile 13:23 < Alternity> i'm so ready for cyberpunk 2077 13:23 < Alternity> still a few years away probably :( 13:23 < genr8_> ready to be disappointed by high expecations 13:23 < Atro> dont hype 13:23 < Alternity> witcher 3 knocked it out of the park 13:23 < Alternity> this is the one game i will be hype about 13:23 < Alternity> cyberpunk will be the first game i will have pre-ordered in at least 10 years 13:24 < Alternity> last game i pre-ordered was HL2 iirc 13:24 < xe0n> hl2 haha 13:24 < Alternity> i'd say my track record is pretty good :P 13:24 < xe0n> i pre-ordered hl3, im still waiting.. 13:24 < xe0n> should be any day now.. 13:24 < genr8_> sc2 13:24 < Alternity> genr8_: hi5 13:24 < Alternity> i was obsessed with that game 13:24 < Alternity> and with bw before it 13:24 < Alternity> what race 13:24 < Popzi> Alternity: Good boy for not preordering games, Good. Good. everyone pls do the same 13:24 < xe0n> asian 13:24 < Alternity> fuck, 13:24 < genr8_> Terran 13:24 < Alternity> as long as you are not korean 13:25 < Alternity> hi5 again, terran's unite 13:25 < xe0n> im not asian loll 13:25 < Alternity> TvT, the only good mirror matchup 13:25 < Atro> i pre-prdered BF1 13:25 < Alternity> what league? ;) 13:26 < xe0n> minor 13:26 < Alternity> AAA? 13:28 < xe0n> sure\ 13:28 < estranger> Why pre-order a digital game? Get free stuff with it? 13:28 < xe0n> get a boner 13:28 < Alternity> to support cd project red in this case 13:28 < Alternity> every game has been DRM free, tons of post launch patches and support, excellent free and paid dlc 13:29 < Alternity> otherwise i have no clue, ppl who pre-order stuff from EA or activision are nuts 13:29 < Popzi> yes, yes they are 13:30 < Alternity> i might even get the collectors edition of cyberpunk if it has a cool statue or something 13:30 < Alternity> lul, amazon already has preorders up https://www.amazon.com/Cyberpunk-2077-Xbox-One/dp/B07DJW4WZC 13:31 < Alternity> i'll try to see if i can buy direct from GOG so all the money goes to RED 13:31 < FenJai> Whats the release date for it ? 13:31 < estranger> For the nudes 13:31 < Alternity> when it's done 13:31 < Alternity> rumor is 2020+ :( 13:31 < FenJai> Ha, so no release date 13:31 < Alternity> cyberpunk 2020 was the first edition of the game i believe 13:31 < Alternity> so theory is that will be when they release it, but really they'll push it back until it's ready 13:32 < Alternity> and yes a rumor is not a release date 13:33 < FenJai> Im okay with that 13:36 < suteri> iirc, some site argued cp2077 would be released 2019, since gwent is planned to be released this year 13:37 * enix bangs head against wall 13:37 < enix> "I'm going to come home and learn about my new job" 13:37 < enix> *family comes over* 13:37 < xe0n> loll 13:37 < enix> *partners calls me* 13:37 < enix> lol... 13:37 < xe0n> your fam is up here? 13:37 < enix> some are yeah 13:37 < enix> made it easier moving up 13:37 < estranger> This is why I live 1000 miles from family 13:38 < xe0n> yeah, i had my parents up here a few weeks back 13:38 < Alternity> if you look on cd project's website they have like 40 open positions 13:38 < xe0n> good to have my own space again lol 13:38 < Alternity> hell if it wasn't in goddam poland i'd apply 13:38 < xe0n> go there 13:38 < estranger> My parents finally visited though 13:38 < estranger> Just took me having a baby for them to show up lol 13:38 < xe0n> loll 13:39 < enix> haha yeah my grandmother came to help me move in, and i was like 'errr i kind of want to enjoy my new space ay...' 13:39 < enix> lol 13:39 < xe0n> haha 13:39 < xe0n> you worked out which shopping centre you're going to go to more? plaza or kawana haha 13:39 < xe0n> kawana is getting cinemas, so no need to go to plaza for that 13:39 < xe0n> but i go to noosas 13:39 < estranger> Today is my first trip post baby.. should be interesting 13:40 < Alternity> just leave some food and water out for the baby while you are gone, should be fine 13:40 < Alternity> works for my cat 13:40 < Alternity> oh and litter box 13:40 < estranger> Lol 13:40 < estranger> Poor mom.. on the good side mom will now realize how much I actually do around here lol 13:40 < estranger> Instead of bitching 13:41 < ceofreak> ^ 13:41 < ceofreak> Welcome to my world 13:41 < estranger> Lol 13:41 < Alternity> i love my side mom, better than my main mom 13:41 < xe0n> yeah my parents were surprised how im setup, im like ummm this is teh first time you've stayed with me in more than 10 years lol 13:41 < Alternity> they still remember little xe0n masturbating into socks and throwing them under the bed 13:41 < ceofreak> hahahaah 13:41 < xe0n> banging chicks and making noise* 13:41 < xe0n> lolll 13:43 < xe0n> pay day rent dayy 13:44 <+ihre> the standalone gwent game sucked 13:44 < Alternity> yup :( 13:44 <+ihre> had (maybe still have?) beta access, the version from witcher 3 was way more fun :P 13:45 < Alternity> i loved gwent in witcher 3, standalone gwent is so different 13:45 < Alternity> and i kind of hate the art style :( 13:45 < enix> Who puts their cum rag UNDER the bed 13:45 <+ihre> played a couple of games with 200+ score 13:45 < Alternity> dont know why they redid all the art 13:45 < enix> it just stinks when you go to sleep 13:45 < xe0n> lolll 13:45 <+ihre> enix: just toss it out of the window 13:45 <+ihre> in your neighbors garden 13:46 < Alternity> i like how this lists the 'early years' of pc gaming as 1996-1999 https://i.redd.it/9s11b2sbkt411.png 13:46 <+layer-eight> * Alternity → IMAGE/PNG Document, 784,152 bytes 13:46 < Alternity> are you kidding me 13:46 < enix> I just realized that I have one single neighbour... 13:46 < enix> bushland behind me on a corner block; so one single neighbour 13:46 < enix> wow 13:46 < enix> she can have my cum rag 13:46 < enix> in all it's crust 13:46 < ceofreak> Alternity: My Childhood summarized in one picture 13:46 < enix> Atro: you still bored? 13:46 < Atro> yes 13:47 < ceofreak> *childhood / youth 13:47 < enix> Atro: How do you like... visualize your network? 13:47 < Atro> enix: just like any network drawing 13:47 < Atro> logically 13:47 < ceofreak> Fuck 2017 tho 13:47 < enix> I have a lot of switches etc. I was thinking about getting a site map and wouldn't mind an interactive-ish, hover-over thing that I can compile easily to see where everything like 13:47 < enix> everything is* 13:48 <+ihre> Alternity: https://i.imgur.com/7aiQpL5.jpg 13:48 <+layer-eight> * ihre → IMAGE/JPEG Document, 153,783 bytes 13:48 < ceofreak> Ihre 13:48 < ceofreak> <3 13:48 <+ihre> that was early pc gaming for me :D 13:48 < enix> ihre: holy shit 13:48 < enix> That dude with an LCD 13:48 < enix> what a nub 13:48 < Atro> enix: dynamic map, huh? that's kinda lazy, i know only one solution that can offer that : librenms 13:48 < enix> l2refreshrate 13:48 < enix> I've heard of that 13:48 < ceofreak> God those were good times 13:48 < Alternity> you still have csgo pros in 2018 with CRT's playing at 800x600 13:48 < enix> we have angios/cacti atm 13:48 <+ihre> ewwwwwwww 13:48 < ceofreak> Alternity: the only way 13:49 < ceofreak> Quake3 in 320x180 13:49 < Alternity> i remember using The Dude (real name) to map networks 13:49 <+ihre> connect 1.2.3.4:27015 13:49 < Alternity> worked relatively well 13:49 <+ihre> wait for the count down timer to reach 113s 13:49 <+ihre> from 120 13:49 < ceofreak> hahahaha 13:49 < ceofreak> yeah 13:49 <+ihre> always press 1 then 2 to join T 13:49 < ceofreak> Awaiting Connection... 13:49 <+ihre> b41 13:49 <+ihre> BOOM 13:49 < enix> Alternity: I think we had that at bulletproof tbh 13:49 < xe0n> i remember going to a lan party forever ago, i rock up. i find it's dry, and full of lamers. i left within an hour.. 13:49 < enix> oh nah 13:49 < Alternity> it's a free tool from mikrotik 13:49 < Alternity> not sure if it's maintained anymore 13:50 < ceofreak> I remember a LAN party where someone was cheating in CS 13:50 < ceofreak> Somebody went straight to him and punched him in the face 13:50 < enix> xe0n: asif you wouldn't hang out drinking MD and pwning noobs 13:50 < xe0n> looll 13:50 < Alternity> they caught some csgo pros cheating just a couple of years ago at LAN 13:50 < Alternity> using like, custom firmware in their mice? 13:50 < ceofreak> then he got thrown out of the hall including his computer 13:50 < enix> ceofreak: fucking hell that's so true 13:50 < xe0n> enix: it was DRY, as in no alcohol.. 13:50 < enix> ceofreak: I've seen similar but noone went through with tehf ight 13:50 < enix> ceofreak: people get serious as fuck 13:50 < enix> xe0n: eh 13:50 < ceofreak> It was 13:50 < Atro> enix: librenms is cacti+ nagios + way cooler https://www.librenms.org/ 13:50 <+layer-eight> * Atro → LibreNMS 13:50 < ceofreak> I still dream of this sometimes 13:50 <+ihre> my HDD died just before my 1st lan, had a 120GB maxtor, could only replace it with a 6g 5400 one 13:50 < Alternity> wasn't someone killed over a 1.6 game in eastern europe years ago? 13:51 < Alternity> i vaguely recall this 13:51 < ceofreak> dude just stood up, emotionless, walked over to the guy and smacked him in the face full force 13:51 <+ihre> windows xp, cs 1.5, dc++ 13:51 <+ihre> and irc ofcourse 13:51 < Atro> LOL DC++ 13:51 < Alternity> oh man, DC++ was the shit 13:51 <+ihre> would ask for dvds on irc 13:51 < Atro> oh man 13:51 < enix> Atro: bit much for just creating something to learn the setup 13:51 < ceofreak> hahaha 13:51 <+ihre> download ~3-4g 13:51 <+ihre> burn to dvd 13:51 <+ihre> dump from pc 13:51 < Atro> enix: then use a pen&paper 13:51 < ceofreak> Fuck man 13:51 <+ihre> rinse and repeat 13:51 < Alternity> you just had to find that one guy on DC who had the sweet university internet 13:51 < xe0n> yeah i remember lan parties being a huge leech fest 13:51 < ceofreak> Remember this 100 DVD spindles 13:51 <+ihre> for 3 days, lol 13:51 < Alternity> was way better than bittorrent at the time 13:51 < enix> Atro: hmm yeah might have to 13:51 <+ihre> dc++ is still active, but super niche and 'elite' 13:52 < Alternity> oh really? tahts fun 13:52 < ceofreak> I had like 3-4 piles of those 100CD / DVD towers at some point 13:52 < ceofreak> with games, music, movies 13:52 < ceofreak> Then a police warrant came with the mail 13:52 < Alternity> torrents are awsome, but not great for niche content sometimes 13:52 < ceofreak> I had to throw all away 13:52 <+ihre> had access to a scene hub earlier, which required you to share at least 30G of untouched scene releases of rap/hiphop 13:52 < xe0n> topsites > * 13:52 < Alternity> topsites still a thing i guess? 13:52 < xe0n> correcto 13:52 <+ihre> sure, thats where all the warez still come from 13:52 <+ihre> and then racers 13:53 < Alternity> i'm lazy these days, on a few private trackers 13:53 <+ihre> to "top torrent sites" 13:53 < estranger> Usenet 13:53 <+ihre> fuck usenet 13:53 < Alternity> usenet is a PITA now :/ 13:53 <+ihre> pay for access 13:53 <+ihre> gtfo 13:53 < xe0n> usenet is dcma central, and full of crap. 13:53 < Alternity> you have to have multiple providers to complete downloads 13:53 < Alternity> fuck that 13:53 <+ihre> fserve/xdcc :P 13:53 <+ihre> ircspy 13:53 < L3gacy> morning peeps 13:53 < xe0n> xdcc spider 13:53 < Alternity> too much work 13:53 < xe0n> loll 13:53 < estranger> Not back in the day yo 13:53 < Alternity> private torrents + rss, ez 13:53 < xe0n> flashfxp still rocks ok 13:53 < xe0n> lol 13:53 < ceofreak> omg 13:53 <+ihre> i used autodl-irssi for ages 13:53 < estranger> I don't even pirate now tbh 13:53 < ceofreak> flashfxp 13:54 < xe0n> i use it still 13:54 < ceofreak> estranger: too much work 13:54 < estranger> Easier to just pay at this point 13:54 <+ihre> flashfxp was the best ftp client :3 13:54 < ceofreak> exactly 13:54 < Alternity> estranger: time value of money changes as we get older 13:54 <+ihre> 3.somethingsomething 13:54 < Alternity> can always make more money, can never make more time 13:54 < xe0n> i remember fxping for sites lol on my dial up 13:54 < ceofreak> ^ 13:54 < estranger> Yes it does 13:54 < xe0n> and pre'ing music on dial up, was awesome 13:54 < xe0n> lol 13:55 < estranger> Once suprnova died I gave up 13:55 < xe0n> rip oink, wcd 13:55 < xe0n> lol 13:55 < estranger> I remember my first porn gif from a BBS 13:55 < xe0n> yeah bbs rocked, thats where it all stareted 13:55 < xe0n> and flowed across to the www 13:55 < L3gacy> So... buddy came over last night, desperate for rents money 13:55 < xe0n> started* 13:55 <+ihre> cant remember the pre db that shows release times on different trackers 13:56 <+ihre> sort of http://predb.me/ 13:56 <+layer-eight> * ihre → PreDB.me 13:56 < xe0n> did you LOSE it at him L3gacy? 13:56 < L3gacy> I had just done a couple jobs, and handed him a C note. He repayed me wth a 55" teevee 13:56 < xe0n> that's just echo'd ihre 13:56 <+ihre> i know 13:56 <+ihre> from some irc channels 13:56 < xe0n> but yeah, that's still there, but chans are still <3 13:56 < estranger> Sweet deal 13:56 < L3gacy> estranger: 1080p Scepter E555 13:56 < xe0n> lol i once traded an xbox remote for a quarter 13:56 < xe0n> was good weed 13:57 < estranger> I got an old scepter, works ok 13:57 < xe0n> and when people owed me tick, i'd take their tv remotes. 13:57 < L3gacy> xe0n: O.o 13:57 < estranger> Wake and bake today? 13:57 < xe0n> i wish 13:57 < xe0n> im out 13:57 < estranger> :( 13:58 <+ihre> https://layer13.net/browse 13:58 < xe0n> since moving up here, its been hard to get good contacts. my mate gets it for me, but doesn't hook me up with the person 13:58 <+layer-eight> * ihre → ⚓ https://layer13.net/browse?rand=698082061691 → Browse | Layer13.net 13:58 < xe0n> so i can do runs myself 13:58 <+ihre> soulseek is still pretty great btw 13:58 < estranger> xe0n: yeah when I moved out of state I never met new contacts 13:58 < xe0n> i wasn't short of it for 10 years, now, spotty lol 13:59 < estranger> Like 25 years here lol 13:59 < FenJai> My room mate found a dude selling at firesale prices through a grindr hookup 13:59 < estranger> Now I mostly smoke oils I get imported 13:59 < xe0n> loll 13:59 < xe0n> melb had good weed, up here it's mainly bush 13:59 < xe0n> and yeah hit and miss sometimes 14:00 < xe0n> a month or two back, i had some wicked stuff, realllll nice. otherwise sometimes its nice, and others it's shitty biker bud 14:00 < estranger> Woot baby is asleep 14:00 < estranger> And I'm going to Cali in August.. I'll hook myself up there 14:00 < xe0n> enix: if you get a weed dealer, you better let me know 14:01 <+ihre> i'll mail it to ya, in a peanutbutter jar :^) 14:01 < xe0n> ive asked people do it before, they chicken out boo 14:01 < xe0n> im like dont put a return address on it, and if it gets picked up, i'll deny 14:01 < xe0n> lol 14:01 < estranger> xe0n: bingo 14:02 < xe0n> so yeah, i need some, enix.. 14:03 < xe0n> if youg et a hook up, fix a bro up. 14:03 <+ihre> enix: throw that cum rag away and start selling weed 14:03 < xe0n> he's in the right area to grow it 14:03 < xe0n> i have seeds. 14:04 <+ihre> haha, i still have a bunch of seeds as well, was at a wu-tang concert last year, and they just handed them out as goodies 14:04 < xe0n> loll thats cool 14:04 <+ihre> feminized seeds from some dutch growshop 14:05 < xe0n> im gonna struggle to sleep tonight not being high 14:05 < xe0n> i always do the first few nights off it 14:06 < ceofreak> Why would you not 14:06 < asimon> Good morning friends 14:07 < xe0n> im out 14:09 < asimon> cya nerd 14:11 < enix> urgh creating a heatmap is harder than i though 14:11 < enix> and im fried 14:11 < enix> This is why I prefer zabbix... it's easy 14:19 < vavkamil> why heatmap? 14:20 < ekaj> .bofh 14:20 < ekaj> `bofh 14:20 <+layer-eight> BOFH Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies 14:20 < ekaj> to see how hot it is 14:22 < vavkamil> I thought it's for website to see where people click 14:22 < vavkamil> you mean to see how hot servers are across the room? 14:23 < asimon> You can use heatmaps for all sorts of things 14:25 < cryptic1> morning 14:25 < asimon> Good morning friend 14:26 < enix> i guess more of a map image overlayed with server status 14:26 < enix> to visualize where everything is 14:26 < gavit> is it still possible to have a office365 account and an on premise exchange? 14:26 < enix> I should really just install librenmw 14:26 < enix> s 14:26 < Nightcinder> gavit: yes 14:26 < Nightcinder> i just did it 14:26 < enix> or maybe just zabbix... far out 14:27 < vavkamil> I like how OVH does it for customers 14:28 < enix> oh wow 14:28 < enix> bash for windows doesn't see the VPN 14:28 < enix> wooooow 14:28 < FenJai> what does ovh do vavkamil ? 14:28 < vavkamil> you can see where is your server is on a map and where a technician is, and how long it will take until you will get maintenance 14:28 < FenJai> Ohh, cool 14:29 < enix> thats pretty awesome ay 14:29 < Jekotia> It just crossed my mind... is it possible that the need for the Norton Removal Tool to uninstall their software is due to legitimate, good software design? It stands to reason that an AV that can't simply be uninstalled would be resilient against attempts by malware to disable it 14:29 <+giant_it_burrit> no its just trash 14:29 <+giant_it_burrit> its like adobe that blue screens a machine 14:30 <+giant_it_burrit> hang on let me change where thisfuckingpieceofsoftwaresucks.com 14:31 < Sousapro> giant_it_burrit: lol at Java 14:32 <+giant_it_burrit> if you have a new one ill redirect 14:32 < gavit> Nightcinder: Odd, I just received an email that the consultant says that we need a custom mx record, but that the MS policy no longer allows it 14:33 < Nightcinder> i was just using a hybrid environment 14:33 < Nightcinder> gavit: you have it either go through o365 first or your exchange box first 14:33 < Nightcinder> and then to the other 14:33 < Nightcinder> instead of dual mx records 14:34 < gavit> Nightcinder: do you have some documentation I can read up on? 14:34 < Jekotia> I fucking hate it when people use the subject line of an email as the message. 14:34 < Nightcinder> uhh 14:34 < Nightcinder> not anymore 14:34 <+giant_it_burrit> i do that and end with EOM 14:34 < Nightcinder> i got mad at it because our IP is blacklisted by spamhaus for some reason 14:34 < asimon> Jekotia: I don't mind it so much, except when its in a reply or an email chain and they change the subject 14:34 < Nightcinder> and put it to the side 14:35 < asimon> That's the worst 14:35 < gavit> Nightcinder: lets say we have 1 mx record and set it up to go through O365 first, how do we go about routing it to the local exchange box 14:38 < vavkamil> is it possible to keep different file (config for my app) on local and remote using git? 14:38 < estranger> Kinda 14:38 <+giant_it_burrit> diff branches 14:39 < estranger> Have your app look for the config file on your local repo.. have it do scheduled pulls... Push your updates.. Profit 14:40 < Nightcinder> i dunno, mine was going through o365 through all the hybrid configurations 14:40 < Nightcinder> err mine was going through local 14:40 < estranger> Use puppet/chef to then restart your app when it changes 14:41 < estranger> Then a simple push can crash your entire production! 14:41 < asimon> vavkamil: You can have a base config file you keep in your git, and a local untracked config file that overrides whatever settings you need 14:42 < vavkamil> I was trying to do it, but when I update config in git, my local environment will broke 14:43 < Jekotia> vavkamil: I would have a "config.example" file as part of the repo, and then a .gitignore entry for the "live" config file 14:44 < Jekotia> Unless you explicitly require the config file be part of the repo... in which case IDK 14:45 < vavkamil> I can probably use git for application deployment and rsync for config files 14:45 < vavkamil> but config.local and config.production seems like a good idea too 14:46 < _KaszpiR_> https://www.reddit.com/r/reinforcementlearning/comments/8s7vbp/p_playing_atari_with_deep_reinforcement_learning/ 14:46 <+layer-eight> * _KaszpiR_ → [P] Playing Atari with deep reinforcement learning - our approach : reinforcementlearning 14:47 < Jekotia> I <3 Git. It's turned deploying my home server setup into, fully automated by first-boot scripts, clone my repo and run the setup script. ALl I have to do for a clean start when I ineviatably fuck something up (I experiment... a LOT) is write a new disk image, boot it, walk away 14:47 < asimon> _KaszpiR_: I live for that shit 14:48 < _KaszpiR_> hm? 14:48 < asimon> machine learning for video games 14:51 < _KaszpiR_> yeah 15:08 < int0x1C8> morn 15:13 < gavit> Jekotia: I believe you can just configure your networking and run chef/ansible/salt/puppet if you want to take it a step further 15:15 < Nightcinder> hey guys 15:15 < Nightcinder> ]just upgrading our unifi controller a bit 15:15 < Nightcinder> from 4.6.3 to latest 15:16 < int0x1C8> blog it 15:16 < Nightcinder> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FX1XSAba/image.png 15:16 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder → IMAGE/PNG Document, 69,929 bytes 15:17 < FenJai> Nightcinder, how many APs are you managing ? Why not host the controller in a VM ? 15:17 < Nightcinder> that is a vm 15:17 < Nightcinder> tbh there should only be one controller not two but it is what it is 15:18 < int0x1C8> but when 2 controllers, who is master?! 15:18 < FenJai> If you really wanted to get snazzy you could run it from a container 15:19 < Nightcinder> no i can't run it from a container 15:19 < Nightcinder> because i don't give a fuck 15:19 < FenJai> Haha 15:19 < Nightcinder> i just need to be able to adopt these uap-ac-m's 15:19 < FenJai> So whats the issue Nightcinder ? Or do you just like to brag that you have ubiquiti stuff in your office ? 15:19 < Nightcinder> do you have any idea how old 4.6.3 is? 15:20 < Nightcinder> 3 years 15:20 < int0x1C8> write a book 15:22 <@Code_Man65> That reminds me, I need to finish updating all my ubiquiti stuff at home 15:22 < Nightcinder> these mesh units are nice 15:22 < abakedapplepie> Nightcinder: i need to do that too 15:22 < abakedapplepie> just noticed yesterday its not even running as a service 15:22 < Nightcinder> i hope this works 15:22 < abakedapplepie> ffs @ $lastguy 15:22 < abakedapplepie> *cough* precise 15:23 < Nightcinder> it's still starting the controller rip 15:25 < int0x1C8> rip m8, gg no re 15:25 < abakedapplepie> i find that generally, if the unify controller doesnt finish starting after 72 hours, maybe theres a problem 15:26 < abakedapplepie> seriously i dont understand why it takes so long sometimes 15:26 < alazare619> so apparently like 40+ power poles snapped last night 15:26 < abakedapplepie> but if your db is big theres probably some upgrade operations 15:26 < alazare619> right at the base 15:26 < Nightcinder> trhere it goes 15:26 < alazare619> the entire town was without power damn near 15:26 < abakedapplepie> sux 15:28 < Nightcinder> it's restoring 15:28 < Nightcinder> pls work 15:29 < corn266> oh ffs "I gave you wrong information so it's up to you to fix the problems I created" 15:30 <+ihre> s/wrong/no 15:30 < Hatter> oh hey guys 15:30 <+layer-eight> [SED ihre/corn266] oh ffs "I gave you no information so it's up to you to fix the problems I created" 15:30 < Hatter> I was out yesterday, and I think someone said my name in here, would someone tell me EXACTLY what was said? 15:30 <+ihre> it said Hatter, gtfo 15:31 < Hatter> that's hurtful 15:31 < Nightcinder> worked woo 15:32 < alazare619> anyone else get pain in their wrist/arm when the weather changes 15:32 < alazare619> like dear god my wrist is hurting this morning 15:32 < alazare619> hurts even typing with my right hand 15:32 < corn266> "when the weather changes" 15:32 < corn266> bruh stop crankin it 15:32 < GreyKite> alazare619: that's called arthritis 15:33 < alazare619> only in my right arm all my joints are popping and shit 15:33 < alazare619> is it possible to have like localized (utf-8) arthritis 15:33 < alazare619> couldnt pass up a joke 15:35 < int0x1C8> :| 15:38 < GreyKite> was that a joke? 15:38 < GreyKite> was it? 15:38 < alazare619> Code_Man65: did you get the amplifi stuff 15:38 < alazare619> GreyKite: best i had 15:38 < alazare619> but no seriously is localized arthritis a thing? 15:38 < GreyKite> don't quit your day job 15:38 < GreyKite> yes 15:39 < alazare619> like my left arm back knees etc are all fine but my entire right arm wont stop throbbing wrist hurts elbow shoulder 15:40 < corn266> Is there any way I can tell if the operating system is killing off orphans? 15:40 < int0x1C8> localized arthritis == tendonitis || carpal tunnel 15:40 < corn266> ls 15:40 < corn266> frick 15:40 < int0x1C8> heh 15:41 < Hatter> alazare619: what are you 70 years old 15:43 < alazare619> 30 15:43 <@Code_Man65> 30 years ago you were 70? 15:43 < Nightcinder> 30 years ago he was 40 15:43 < darkscrypt> 50 years ago he was 20 15:43 < alazare619> 90 years ago i did all your moms 15:44 * alazare619 gotem 15:44 < darkscrypt> so i'm 89 and 3 months old 15:44 < Popzi> or 1071 months old 15:44 <@Code_Man65> So does that mean you created opnsense alazare619? 15:45 < GreyKite> oh, that's dirty 15:45 < alazare619> i opn'd your mum 15:45 < GreyKite> triggering your own opnsense kick 15:46 < DomLS3> yes 15:46 < DomLS3> plz do 15:46 < DomLS3> felda and I are lonely in the land of kicks 15:46 < corn266> So real question; to start a program on AWS I have to `nohup ./program.sh &`, but every day I come back and it's no longer running. Why? It worked correctly last December 15:46 < DomLS3> opnsense 15:47 < alazare619> inb4 DomLS3 kicked 15:47 < felda> DomLS3 speak for yourself dorkus 15:47 < corn266> man that's some good pfsense 15:47 < DomLS3> rekt 15:47 < DomLS3> rekt 15:47 < darkscrypt> (get-date).addYears(-90) 15:48 < darkscrypt> Tuesday, June 19, 1928 9:47:51 AM 15:48 < DomLS3> (get-vagina).addPerson(youMoms) 15:48 < ebol4> alazare singlehandedly pulled the US out of the great depression by doing everyone's moms 15:48 < darkscrypt> that adheres to the verb-noun nomenclature. 15:49 < Nightcinder> with opnsense? 15:56 < GreyKite> esnesfp 15:58 < vinrock> justice for domls3 15:58 < Hatter> vinrock: permban you mean? 15:58 < vinrock> that's a little harsh 15:59 < coderphive> Code_Man65 is fired 15:59 < coderphive> also JollyRgrs is your new manager 15:59 < coderphive> What do you do? 15:59 <+giant_it_burrit> your mom 16:00 < coderphive> RIP 16:01 < vinrock> my chair is finally dieing 16:01 < vinrock> i am currently descending into lowrider mode 16:01 < GreyKite> RIP in peace, vinrock's chair 16:02 < vinrock> company wont go for a herman miller embody 16:02 < vinrock> pff 16:02 < vinrock> cheapasses 16:02 < hxcsp> we get our chairs from walmart 16:02 < hxcsp> ...or something 16:02 < vinrock> i got this one from staples 16:02 < vinrock> "executive chair" they said 16:02 < GreyKite> I think walmart is too high class for where I work 16:02 <@Code_Man65> Really? Rest in peace in peace? 16:02 < vinrock> fuckin back has been absolutely killing me since i got it 16:03 < vinrock> im just gona get another meh chair and sit on one of those balls for half the day 16:03 < GreyKite> Code_Man65: yup, along with the ATM machine 16:04 <@Code_Man65> On a different note, braile on drive up atms... 16:04 < Hatter> go on 16:04 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Code_Man65: For rear passengers when they take a taxi 16:05 < hxcsp> Code_Man65: i mean we have self driving cars now so.. not totally out of the question right 16:05 <@Code_Man65> Except you still need a drivers license 16:05 < vinrock> braille on the elevator panel 16:05 < hxcsp> money talks 16:05 <@Code_Man65> That makse sense vinrock 16:06 < vinrock> how the fuck does stevie wonder even know where to reach out to 16:06 < vinrock> 'im just gonna wave my hand around in this direction' 16:06 < vinrock> 'ooh, braille!' 16:06 < hxcsp> s/hand/cane/ 16:06 <+layer-eight> [SED hxcsp/vinrock] 'im just gonna wave my cane around in this direction' 16:07 < vinrock> he's deaf not crippled 16:07 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> lol 16:07 < vinrock> or is he now? 16:07 < vinrock> wait i said deaf 16:07 < vinrock> wtf i need to wake up 16:07 < voice> not enough bawls? 16:07 < hxcsp> blind people have walking canes no? 16:07 < GreyKite> bawls, what a blast from the past 16:07 < hxcsp> or is he deaf? 16:07 < hxcsp> :P 16:07 < vinrock> (10:07:33 AM) vinrock: wtf i need to wake up 16:08 < GreyKite> haven't had that in forever 16:08 < hxcsp> so i bought some bawls the other day.. they have some different flavors now 16:08 < hxcsp> they tasted like shit... one of those things you drank as a teenager that doesnt taste the same now 16:08 < hxcsp> like dairy queen 16:08 < mtnielsen> hm.. this is interesting, if i run openssl over a powershell connection, it just dumps all text into stderr 16:08 < vinrock> thats how i felt about ecto cooler when it came back 16:08 < vinrock> and chef boyardee 16:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> vinrock: Chef left? 16:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> Oh 16:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> nvm 16:09 < SysAdminGoneCraZ> read that wrong 16:09 < alazare619> vinrock: no stevie wonder is deaf blind he is a black hellen keller 16:10 < mtnielsen> oh, everything in openssl goes to stderr 16:11 < vinrock> steve be wonderin' where the fuck he at 16:11 < alazare619> what is life 16:11 < alazare619> i'm just floating threw this black space 16:11 < alazare619> ever wonder what it would be like to be blind? 16:11 < vinrock> yeah 16:11 < vinrock> its terrifying 16:12 < int0x1C8> I imagine blind people live in LSD land 16:12 < vinrock> imagine being deaf 16:12 < vinrock> every time you see someone its like they snuck up on you 16:12 < alazare619> vinrock: i was deaf for a stint of time 16:13 < int0x1C8> what else can the occipital lobe do but make shit up? 16:13 < hxcsp> if you were born blind thats one thing. if you went blind, then you know what its like to not be and that would be incredibly depressing 16:13 < Hatter> imagine being deaf and blind 16:13 < alazare619> had some very loud noises happen (left me permanetly with tinitus) 16:13 < Hatter> you might as well be one of those slugs living at the bottom of the sea 16:13 < alazare619> but for around 6 months was basically def 16:13 < Hatter> that's not offensive, is it? 16:13 < hxcsp> Hatter: but what if you are good at pinball 16:13 < Hatter> oh I never believed that song 16:14 <+ihre> my grandma only has 5% vision left with one eye, blind with the other, and severe hearing loss 16:14 < hxcsp> i know a real life pinball wizard... but hes not deaf or blind 16:14 <+ihre> its super sad ;( 16:14 < hxcsp> so maybe hes just a regular pinball guy 16:14 < Hatter> ihre: that's still a bit better than a sea slug 16:14 <+ihre> gtfo Hatter 16:14 <+giant_it_burrit> my bad alazare619 16:14 < Hatter> hey come on now 16:14 <+ihre> go suck some seaslug dicks 16:14 < alazare619> giant_it_burrit: hah 16:14 < vinrock> hatter 16:14 < Hatter> what's your problem pal 16:14 < vinrock> id just jerk it all the time non stop 14/7 16:14 <+ihre> you are, obviously 16:14 < Hatter> I'm not looking for any trouble 16:14 < vinrock> no point in even caring and not like anyone can shame you 16:14 < alazare619> giant_it_burrit: actually this was when i was far younger was around 18 to 19 or so 16:15 < alazare619> friend thought it was funny to pop off his desert eagle right behind me 16:15 < vinrock> my hearing got fucked up from seeing monster trucks inside an indoor arena when i was like, 9 16:15 < NSV> Who here deals with google drive in an enterprise environment? 16:15 <+ihre> everyone using gsuite 16:15 <+ihre> ? 16:15 < vinrock> oh damn 16:15 < Hatter> ihre: I wouldn't tell you even if I were 16:15 < alazare619> no ear protection didnt know he was planning on doing it and boom basically deaf for 6 months do to that 16:15 < estranger> "friend" 16:16 < cryptic1> reading the text in here makes me wish i was blind sometimes 16:16 < alazare619> estranger: was an aquaintence 16:16 <+giant_it_burrit> NSV: i do 16:16 < estranger> I can help cryptic1 16:16 <+giant_it_burrit> what do you want 16:16 < alazare619> but when you been drinking..everyone is friend 16:16 <+giant_it_burrit> i have 3 packet capture boxes across the env 16:16 <+giant_it_burrit> buddy 16:16 <+giant_it_burrit> guy 16:16 < estranger> alazare619: lol.. could have been worse bit that's pretty bad 16:16 <+giant_it_burrit> and fwend 16:17 < estranger> I want to shoot a de though 16:17 < NSV> giant_it_burrit: Have you had any issues where a user has GD on multiple devices, but one device signs out of GD, but they keep modifying files int he offline GD? 16:17 < alazare619> but yea my "deafness" was a very loud ring for about 6 months unless you were right next to mean and talking i couldnt hear shit 16:18 < estranger> NSV: what's the problem? Offline doesn't sync later? 16:18 < alazare619> was maddining really...i still have tinitus and when its quiet it gets very annoying but not as bad as those 6 months i had to have sleep aids to sleep 16:18 < NSV> giant_it_burrit: Long story short, this happens way too often, so my solution is to take the offline GD, backup those files outside of the GD folder, then log back in. Here I expect GD to resync all the cloud file to this folder, but what actually happens is the offline GD issues a delete command to the cloud once it goes online... 16:18 <+giant_it_burrit> What is the issue NSV 16:18 < estranger> I have tinnitus and it sucks, I'd hate it on anyone 16:19 < Hatter> you'd what 16:19 < estranger> Hate it 16:19 < estranger> On anyone 16:19 < Hatter> that's not a saying 16:19 < alazare619> is that like hate fucking your ex? 16:19 < estranger> Hate it 16:19 < estranger> On anyone 16:19 < khelpw> Can confirm, worked live sound and attended many loud shows for a few years. Need background noise to sleep now. 16:19 < Hatter> please stop saying that 16:19 < estranger> If I say it enough it will become one 16:19 <+giant_it_burrit> NSV: so they modify the file while offline and then the local copy is deleted when back online? 16:20 < khelpw> Hate it on anyone = Hate to see anyone suffer this 16:20 < Hatter> khelpw: you do have a bit of a roadie vibe 16:20 < estranger> khelpw: exactly 16:20 < khelpw> it's the hair. 16:20 < Hatter> khelpw: we all knew what he meant, but the way he said it was awful 16:20 < khelpw> Well, yeah. I imagine it coming from the mouth of someone who talks like they have a mouth full of marbles. 16:20 < estranger> Yer awful, I'd hate you on anyone 16:20 < Hatter> stop that really bugs me for some reason 16:21 < estranger> Good to know ;) 16:21 < khelpw> I prefer the converse, the way I feel about most of my coworkers - "I wouldn't piss you out if you were on fire" 16:21 < estranger> 2 days in a row I've pissed you off :) 16:21 < NSV> giant_it_burrit: 1) user modifies offline files. 2) I move offline files out of GD folder as a back up. 3) I resign into offline GD so that the cloud GD will redownload everything. 4) instead, the offline GD application issues a delete command to the cloud... which also issues delete commands to all connected devices. 16:21 < Hatter> what happened last time? 16:21 < estranger> Asked if you use a Mac 16:22 < Hatter> oh yeah don't do that 16:22 < estranger> Yeah I'd hate that on anyone 16:23 < ekaj> when AD does a schema update, does that go to all servers on the network? 16:24 <@Code_Man65> It replicates 16:24 < felda> Neat Fact: Code_Man65's entire diet consists of any type of beans or peas 16:25 < ekaj> Code_Man65: I have a service account that we recently switched to use windows auth for sql DBs, and it's generating ~40GB logs/day in MSAD updates.. with the "host" being other member servers in the domain 16:25 < ekaj> so replication would explain that I think 16:25 < estranger> Is a pea a legume 16:25 <+giant_it_burrit> why are they signing out NSV ' 16:25 < estranger> Mssql replication... I'd hate that on anyone 16:26 <@Code_Man65> I HIGHLY doubt it is updating the AD Schema 16:26 < NSV> giant_it_burrit: When I have an answer for why users do the things they do, I'll buy you a new car. 16:26 <@Code_Man65> Only members of schema admins have write access to it (and only the schema master hosts the writable copy) 16:26 < ekaj> Code_Man65: Could I send you an example event? 16:26 <@Code_Man65> Sure 16:27 < estranger> NSV: user training is a legit thing 16:27 <+giant_it_burrit> NSV: i was asking to determine if there was an issue that needed signing out 16:27 < estranger> Of you sign out you lose unsaved changes 16:27 <+giant_it_burrit> what happens if you leav the files 16:28 < NSV> giant_it_burrit: No reason. They have "no idea" how they got signed out. 16:28 < estranger> If a guy uses a wrench to hammer a nail you don't modify the wrench.. you give them a hammer 16:28 < NSV> estranger: Been pushing that for years. They just recently started entertaining the idea, but have only touch <10% of the company. 16:28 <+giant_it_burrit> not when your in knoxville you dont 16:29 < estranger> Write up time lost do to poor training, extrapolate 3 years, show the CFO 16:30 < estranger> Training saves money to the company when it's the right training 16:31 < felda> estranger: Some peas are in fact legumes 16:31 < felda> Chickpeas 16:31 < felda> also Green and yellow peas are also legumes 16:32 < Hatter> how did you become such an expert 16:32 < felda> I am IT 16:32 < felda> I know all things 16:32 < felda> at least that's what I tell my coworkers lol 16:32 < int0x1C8> s/IT/pfsense 16:32 <+layer-eight> [SED int0x1C8/felda] I am pfsense 16:33 < felda> technically green beans and green peas are classified as vegetables crops 16:35 < felda> technically alfalfa and clovers are also legumes 16:35 < DomLS3> technically pfsense is trash 16:35 < felda> A legume fruit is a simple dry fruit that develops from a simple carpel and usually dehisces (opens along a seam) on two sides. 16:36 < DomLS3> look at dem der fancy werds 16:36 < Nightcinder> pfsense 16:37 < alazare619> felda you ever get tired of being kicked 16:37 < felda> I have autojoin on so not really 16:38 * AnonymooseWork yawns 16:38 < felda> What I don't get is not having auto +v even though I'm such a huge asset to this channel 16:38 < felda> I've helped so many in their time of need 16:38 < DomLS3> opnsense 16:38 < Hatter> Code_Man65: you should script in a 1 second ban for felda kicks, or perhaps a quick +i-i of the channel 16:38 < DomLS3> felda: I don't think I've ever seen you help a single person ever 16:38 < Hatter> felda: I agree with you there felda, instead they give +v to bullies like ihre 16:38 < alazare619> ... 16:41 <+giant_it_burrit> ive seen felda help with an issue 16:41 <+giant_it_burrit> it was the weirdest thing 16:42 < felda> I do have occasional outbursts of genius 16:42 <@Code_Man65> If felda is actually helping I refrain from kicking 16:42 < GreyKite> I, too, have witness this unusual phenomenon 16:42 < DomLS3> the only thing felda helps is garbaging up the channel with pfsense 16:42 < felda> it could be worse DomLS3 16:42 <@Code_Man65> And sometimes esnesfp 16:42 < DomLS3> felda: yeah, linuxdood could be back 16:42 < felda> I could revert to my former self and spam dongers 16:43 < vinrock> mm 16:43 < vinrock> spam dongers 16:43 < vinrock> delish 16:43 < felda> lmao DomLS3 I'll tell him you said that 16:43 < DomLS3> felda: what channels is he in? I'd like to say hi 16:43 < DomLS3> pretty sure I'm still banned from one of them 16:43 <+TuxedoJack> pfDonger 16:43 < felda> sent in PM for safety 16:44 < alazare619> Code_Man65: i help and still get the occasional kick 16:44 < DomLS3> felda: haha yeap still banned 16:44 < alazare619> never forget i was an op at one point :P 16:44 <@Code_Man65> alazare619: Because I try to be equitable 16:44 < DomLS3> I was a voice at one point 16:44 < insecurity> i invented irc 16:44 < DomLS3> and I was a great help to many 16:44 <@Code_Man65> And then you were silenced 16:44 < DomLS3> but then Abuse_Man65 took that away 16:44 < DomLS3> so I stopped helping 16:45 < alazare619> what about chode_man65 16:45 < vavkamil> are you guys using irssi? 16:45 < DomLS3> mIRC 16:45 < felda> I need my +v so when the channel is +m I can spread the good word of pfsense 16:45 <@Code_Man65> IceChat 16:45 < agent_white> yep, irssi. 16:45 < DomLS3> Code_Man65: I think I've been good lately and deserve +v 16:45 < DomLS3> so I can go back to being the helpful guy 16:45 < alazare619> so sourceforge just called my work lmao 16:47 <+ihre> didnt pay the ad fees? 16:47 <+ihre> Hatter: https://i.imgur.com/3zylOY9.gif 16:47 <+layer-eight> * ihre → IMAGE/GIF Document, 796,280 bytes 16:47 < felda> "This alazare619 guy has been posting MLP x Trump fan fiction and he needs to stop" 16:47 < Hatter> someone describe that gif please 16:47 < alazare619> i have no idea why they called they were trying to get ahold of an old employee 16:47 <+ihre> its steve buscemi 16:47 < DomLS3> his daughter is hot as fuck 16:47 <+ihre> steve buscemis daughter? 16:47 < DomLS3> yes 16:47 < alazare619> ^^ 16:48 < alazare619> very much so 16:48 < Hatter> adopted? 16:48 < DomLS3> no idea how that happened 16:48 < alazare619> biological 16:48 < DomLS3> just like Steven Tyler's daughter 16:48 < DomLS3> she hot af too 16:48 <+ihre> why are the 1st 5 images a photoshop with steves face merged with hers? :p 16:48 <+ihre> thats fucked up :p 16:49 < vinrock> all i see are random celebs with buscemi eyes 16:50 < ny0x> felda how did you become the donger of pfsense 16:51 < felda> it's pretty easy 16:51 < DomLS3> felda: like your mom 16:51 < felda> you find something you like 16:51 < DomLS3> OOF 16:51 < felda> then you become like a rabid born again christian discovering fire for the first time 16:51 < felda> you become the priest of pfsense to spread the good word 16:51 < DomLS3> s/good/shit 16:51 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/felda] you become the priest of pfsense to spread the shit word 16:51 < felda> that's how it do 16:52 < felda> it could happen to anyone with anything 16:52 <+MillerBOSS> `bofh 16:52 <+layer-eight> BOFH Root name servers corrupted. 16:52 <+MillerBOSS> Time to close the Internet 16:53 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: 16:53 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: I turned it off ;) 16:53 <+MillerBOSS> Wonderful, thanks. 16:54 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: now gimme back my powerz 16:54 < DomLS3> I've got to skullfuck Gencade 16:54 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah yeah 16:54 < GreyKite> what 16:55 <+MillerBOSS> A birdie told me you run a script to .bang 16:55 <+MillerBOSS> Well a duck rather 16:55 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: duck can't say shit when it get's.banged 16:56 <+MillerBOSS> lol Its funny how you .bang when you are sleeping. 16:56 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: I love to .bang 16:56 < DomLS3> especially your mom 16:56 < estranger> NSV, you should still write up the report showing what the savings of training can be. at the least, it's great practice for a really important skill that can help advance your career 16:56 < grumplestiltzkin> MillerBOSS: I think htat's a whole genre 16:56 <+MillerBOSS> Sounds about right 16:56 <+MillerBOSS> Yeah grumplestiltzkin 16:56 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: I needs it now 16:56 <+MillerBOSS> That's what she said 16:57 < DomLS3> Gencade is back. I must skullfuck him 16:57 < DomLS3> he's been a yappy little cunt ever since you took it away from me 16:57 <+MillerBOSS> Oh, fight nice. :P 16:57 < estranger> imo, an overlooked skill in IT is doing cost analysis/tco/roi.. learning that stuff will get you places 16:57 < DomLS3> yeees 16:57 < DomLS3> MillerBOSS: and no more .banging while I'm asleep 16:57 < DomLS3> just for you ;) 16:58 <+AnonymooseWork> this is very true estranger 16:58 <+MillerBOSS> OK, estranger, give us the first 3 steps, GO! 16:58 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger++ 16:58 < estranger> MillerBOSS, 1) steal underpants 2)..... 3) profit 16:59 < grumplestiltzkin> being able to put together a legit proposal is pretty much a mandatory skill to learn once you get past the 'minion' stage of your nerd career 16:59 < estranger> also when you can show your boss with solid numbers why the company NEEDS to buy some new cool tech shit.. it makes your life easier 17:00 < Hatter> what is some of the new cool tech shit 17:00 < Hatter> I'm so bored of everything 17:01 < estranger> Hatter, highly scalable real time data architectures 17:01 < Hatter> that was supposed to get me excited? 17:02 < estranger> the world of kafka/nifi/cassandra/spark.. SMACK stacks, lambda architectures.. kappa if yer crazy 17:02 < Hatter> you're just making things up now 17:02 < estranger> ist the most exciting place to be in internet tech IMO right now 17:02 < corn266> yea cassandra is a snake 17:02 < estranger> a snake? 17:03 < corn266> wait that's caseopia 17:03 < estranger> cassandra is for when you need something that will scale way more than you'll ever need for your data 17:06 < corn266> AWS Status Check Failed (Instance) and (System) aren't giving me any information, and the logs don't tell me anything either. Suggestions? 17:07 * estranger unleashes the chaos monkey on corn266's AWS 17:08 < corn266> What? My coworker was already on the AWS 17:08 < nickster> whats the difference between the e and p for HP servers 17:08 < nickster> like the 360e vs 360p 17:09 < vinrock> one sucks a lot 17:09 < vinrock> opne sucks a little less 17:09 < nickster> oof 17:09 < corn266> nickster: https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/515500-hp-e-series-server-vs-p-series-and-the-gen-8-server-advantages 17:09 <+layer-eight> * corn266 → HP E-series server vs P-Series and the Gen 8 server advantages - Spiceworks 17:09 < vinrock> i cant wait to ditch the hp servers i have here 17:09 < vinrock> fuckin things take 20 minutes to boot 17:09 < nickster> so if im debating between a nice 4 bay lff 1u machine, should i just get the r320 and ignore all hp offerings 17:10 <+giant_it_burrit> im not an hp fan 17:10 < vinrock> im a supermicro shop 17:10 < vinrock> if i had to use a big name itd be dell 17:10 <@JollyRgrs> lol, a supermicro shop. how cute :P 17:11 < vinrock> hey i work in transportation & logistics not tech 17:11 < nickster> well the requirements are 1) relatively low power 2) 4 bay lff 3) kinda quiet 4) at least dell 12g or better equivalence. 17:11 <@Code_Man65> Go with Dell, nothing HP has comes close to OMSA 17:11 < alazare619> vinrock: I have a proliant ml10v2 at home and it does take FOREVER and a day to boot 17:11 < alazare619> vinrock: but the thing just works 17:12 <@JollyRgrs> alazare619: try booting an IBM server 17:12 < vinrock> it just takes soooooooooo looooooong 17:12 < alazare619> i had IBM M4's at old job 17:12 <@Code_Man65> Oh god, there goes 20 minutes of you rlife JollyRgrs 17:12 < vinrock> POST on an hp is more like POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST 17:12 < nickster> while i'm here 17:12 < estranger> vinrock, logistics and transportation requires a lot of tech these days 17:12 < alazare619> and yea they took forever...longer then the proliants 17:12 <+giant_it_burrit> Code_Man65: what about onering 17:12 < nickster> what UPS would yall recommend 17:12 <@Code_Man65> giant_it_burrit: OMSA is free 17:12 < nickster> about 1200VA is about all i need 17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> it comes close tho 17:13 < vinrock> estranger we do but i dont have a need for what the big names offer right now 17:13 <@Code_Man65> HP's management utilities (of which I've used a few) all suck IMO 17:13 < vinrock> ~80% of this company arent in the office 17:13 < estranger> oh yeah you guys use/used one of our customers.. i remember now 17:13 <+giant_it_burrit> anyone have a printer person in nyc 17:14 < vinrock> peak-ryzex 17:14 < vinrock> perfect timing for their website to be busted 17:16 < alazare619> Code_Man65: hp's ilo is one of the best i've EVER used 17:16 < alazare619> ilo4 17:16 < alazare619> i cant speak for 3 17:17 <+ihre> idrac ftw 17:17 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck that, iDRAC Enterprises are better 17:17 <+ihre> ^^^ 17:17 <+TuxedoJack> And the management backend doesn't suck shitty dog ass 17:17 <+ihre> i think i have idrac7 on this r220, not 100% sure 17:17 <+ihre> but it has a html5 console ++++++ 17:18 <+TuxedoJack> Because fuck having 40 goddamn CMD / HTTP processes running at once labeled "HP System Event Manager Console Notifications" or shit like that 17:18 < alazare619> idrac sucks dog nuts 17:18 < alazare619> yea lets use shitty ass vnc commands 17:18 < alazare619> that is idrac5 17:18 < alazare619> cant speak for 6 or 7 17:19 <@Code_Man65> idrac5 is old as balls 17:19 < nickster> ^ 17:19 < alazare619> whats the idrac on the poweredge 720 17:19 < alazare619> r720 etc 17:19 < nickster> 7 i think 17:19 < alazare619> is that 6 if its 6 it sucks also 17:19 < mrghostman> idrac9 is slick as fuck 17:20 <@Code_Man65> I pity anyone who has to use the massive POS that is HP SIM 17:20 <@Code_Man65> And OneView is an over-complicated mess 17:20 < alazare619> all i know is i love the ilo4 .net management console 17:20 < alazare619> it is flawless 17:20 < alazare619> have the app on my phone too 17:21 < NSV> estranger: You mean find a way to quantify how much of my/my teams time would be freed up if people would not call about X/Y/Z if trained on it? 17:23 < estranger> NSV, not just your team.. but also the people calling in. lets say you support 100 people, and everyone wastes on average 1 hr a week on things training could prevent. That is 100 hrs a week, 400 hrs a month 4800hrs a year. if average wage is 30/hr that is $144000/yr that training could save 17:23 < grumplestiltzkin> NSV: to do that, y'all really need to be strict about having a ticket for everything, and the time involved on each ticket. 17:24 < user-and-abuser> name checks out 17:24 <+giant_it_burrit> idrac6 is old as balls 17:24 <+giant_it_burrit> thats what on my 610s 17:24 <+giant_it_burrit> youve seen them 17:24 <+giant_it_burrit> thats 6 17:24 < user-and-abuser> i would take that over bmc/ipmi 17:25 <+giant_it_burrit> agreed 17:25 < estranger> grumplestiltzkin, you can make some assumptions based off of partial data typically 17:25 < voice> meanwhile I'm just sitting here with ilo2 17:25 < voice> granted its a lab box 17:27 < felda> yall want to get into a fight? 17:27 < Stoob> sure 17:27 < felda> best code editor: 100% Sublime Text 17:27 < vinrock> old assballs 17:27 <+MillerBOSS> Hey felda FUCK YOU 17:27 < estranger> no ketchup on a hotdog 17:27 < felda> Atom is butts 17:27 <+MillerBOSS> Is this how we start? 17:27 <+TuxedoJack> Why the fuck are recruiters e-mailing me at my work e-mail asking if I want to be a Mac admin 17:27 < estranger> TuxedoJack, lol 17:27 < felda> estranger I put lots of ketchup on my dogs 17:28 <+TuxedoJack> What kind of fucking retarded recruiter does that 17:28 < felda> estranger I put ketchup on my bratwurst 17:28 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger: of course - for something like this, where there's no purchase involved, very appropriate. 17:28 < estranger> felda, says a lot about your character.. or lack there of 17:28 < felda> estranger I want people watching me eat to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment 17:28 <+MillerBOSS> Send em my way TuxedoJack. I'll be a Mac admin 17:28 < estranger> grumplestiltzkin, training has a cost.. but yeah i hear ya 17:28 <+TuxedoJack> MillerBOSS: you must be a Mac-sochist 17:28 < grumplestiltzkin> There is a distinct lack of gourmet ketchups on the market. I remember one from the 90s - grand lyon I think it was called 17:28 < felda> also estranger consider the following: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY 17:29 <+MillerBOSS> I am 17:29 < estranger> felda, evil exists 17:29 < NSV> estranger: Good point on the user's time. 17:29 < felda> estranger stop trying to take all the Veronicas for your self 17:29 < felda> gamers rise up 17:29 < NSV> grumplestiltzkin: We could be a little more strict on our time estimates. 17:29 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger: yeah, but I mean no deliverable where you can prove the ROI. Its just savings based on reducing waste - and to prove that out, you would still need those tickets to show the reduction in wasted time 17:31 < estranger> grumplestiltzkin, i typically list my assumptions .. its up to the person approving it to determine if my assumptions are good enough. once it's approved you forget your report ever existed :P 17:31 <+MillerBOSS> vinrock 👉 How about Lights-Out 100? 17:32 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger NSV for sure. Also, a big help can be sussing out if you have a policy for tracking actual time or man-hours. Then if you are/can use man-hours, what the increment is (iirc 15minutes is a good 'chunk' size to use) 17:32 <+MillerBOSS> No idea how to Virtual KVM/Media working now a days with todays browsers. 17:35 < felda> did you all remember to vote 17:35 < felda> for Best Girl Season 5? 17:36 < felda> Currently Round 3, Block C 17:36 < estranger> off to atlanta today.. one hot place to another 17:36 < estranger> i need more work in san diego 17:38 < Nightcinder> Man who allegedly gave Vault 7 cache to WikiLeaks busted by poor opsec 17:38 < Nightcinder> FBI used passwords used on suspect's cellphone to also get into his computer. 17:38 < Nightcinder> lel 17:38 * MillerBOSS is listening to Sammy Hagar - There's Only One Way To Rock from the album Standing Hampton on Spotify. 17:39 * Nightcinder is listening to Delain - The Hurricane from the album Moonbathers on Spotify. 17:39 <+MillerBOSS> Nightcinder 👉 felda did. He does those things in his spare time. :) 17:39 < Hatter> MillerBOSS: hey can I have that alias 17:39 <+MillerBOSS> Sure contact felda 17:39 < Hatter> felda 17:39 * JollyRgrs is listening to estranger - MillerBOSS Sucks from the album Everyone Sucks on Spootify 17:40 < felda> I game on Ubuntu now so obviously I'm a cyber threat to society 17:40 <+MillerBOSS> Sounds like it sucks. Why listen? 17:40 <+MillerBOSS> But there is only one way to rock, though 17:40 < estranger> thats my jam! 17:40 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: IT IS! 17:42 <+MillerBOSS> So since its printers I have no idea and not find much on it but I got a bunch of FS-1370DNs. Are there ever any firmware updates for these suckers? 17:42 < grumplestiltzkin> s/Spoo/Doo 17:42 <+MillerBOSS> Lol AppleTalk https://millerboss.com/x/Screen-Shot-2018-06-19-10-42-29-8.png 17:42 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS → IMAGE/PNG; CHARSET=UTF-8 Document, 45,673 bytes 17:43 < Hatter> the bot image identification seems a bit excessive 17:43 <+MillerBOSS> Seems safe to me 17:43 < Hatter> it should give us useful information instead 17:43 < Hatter> like high percentiles of flesh tones 17:43 < grumplestiltzkin> estranger: Oh, yeah - until it comes review time where you can say definitely 'I saved the company $X dollary-doos because of this thing I did' 17:44 <+MillerBOSS> Could be a png.exe 17:44 < estranger> grumplestiltzkin, *career advances* 17:44 <+MillerBOSS> Feel free to /ignore layer-eight 17:44 < Hatter> like I need your permission 17:44 <+MillerBOSS> No you don't :) 17:44 <+MillerBOSS> This one you can decide on your own Hatter 17:44 < Hatter> I don't ignore anyone as a rule 17:45 <+MillerBOSS> Same here. 17:45 < estranger> conversations gets wierd looking when you dont see it all 17:45 <+MillerBOSS> You are my rule bbe 17:45 < estranger> i do ignore bots though a lot. 17:45 * MillerBOSS hugs Hatter 17:45 < Hatter> /ignore is a crutch for the witless 17:46 < genr8_> i ignore people up here 17:46 < estranger> wtf I cant even saturate a 3 node cluster with my load generator.. gonna need a cluster to test my cluster 17:47 <+MillerBOSS> But I wish 17:47 <+MillerBOSS> They could all be California girls 17:47 < estranger> hippies 17:49 < khelpw> Whenever I read "California Girls" I read it as "California Blonde" which brings me back to the live sound days, and backline. 17:49 < genr8_> me too. way better than jersey girls 17:49 < khelpw> and _HATING_ those fucking amps 17:50 < khelpw> https://www.ebay.com/itm/SWR-California-Blonde-Guitar-Bass-Amp-LOCAL-PICK-UP-ONLY-NEARLY-PERFECT/192372708968?epid=0&hash=item2cca4e9668:g:y7oAAOSwc~laFfmL these things 17:50 <+layer-eight> * khelpw → SWR California Blonde Guitar/Bass Amp--LOCAL PICK-UP ONLY-NEARLY PERFECT!!! | eBay 17:50 <+MillerBOSS> Oh that was David Lee Roth 17:50 < Hatter> khelpw: what's your craziest roadie story 17:50 < Hatter> Rated R 17:50 < khelpw> IDK, define crazy I guess. 17:51 < Hatter> ever made out with a lady on the road? 17:51 < khelpw> I never did tour sound, always local venues 17:51 < khelpw> but my girlfriend would hang out with me, so sure. 17:51 < Hatter> doesn't count 17:51 < vinrock> he had a threesome with meatloaf 17:51 < Hatter> that's the kind of story I'm looking for 17:52 < khelpw> We did at one point get a new (used) lighting board that was previously on the road with Kiss. We took the faceplate off to clean up the wiring and internals and it seemed like the entire interior was encrusted with a mixture of spilled coffee and cocaine. 17:52 < Hatter> I never really got the Kiss thing 17:52 < khelpw> I've teched a ton of russian Ballet troops who always wander around backstage naked, which is especially amusing at one of the venues which was on the campus of a local community college 17:53 < vinrock> they were very different at he time 17:53 < genr8_> its a live show 17:53 < vinrock> and kissarmy was huge with the kiddos 17:53 < khelpw> nothing like having to chase down a nude russian chick through the halls of a community college while bewildered students stare and point lol 17:53 < Hatter> that's more like it 17:53 < vinrock> that sounds awesome 17:53 < genr8_> hot 17:54 < khelpw> Not really. Dancers bodies look great from 20-30 feet away. Up close? Nah. 17:54 < vinrock> damnit 17:54 < khelpw> Mostly just stories about musicians/artists being especially cool or heinously uncool 17:54 < vinrock> gene simmons is supposed to be a huge cocksmoker 17:54 < khelpw> Leslie West, for example from Mountain is a totally stand-up dude. 17:54 < Hatter> yeah gene simmons is the worst 17:54 < khelpw> Having realized that he deffo lost some feet to the beetus though, that comment now makes me feel like a douche 17:54 < vinrock> bert chrysler has a story about meeting him 17:54 < vinrock> and he idolized the dude 17:55 < Hatter> kreiser 17:55 < vinrock> u dont know the joke 17:55 < genr8_> hes as big as a chrysler ? 17:55 < genr8_> fat* 17:55 < Hatter> kreiser sounds like chrysler, that's a very funny joke 17:55 < vinrock> bert chrysler is fat 17:55 < vinrock> watch your moms house podcast 17:56 < vinrock> its tom segura and his wife 17:56 < genr8_> can confirm that is a thing 17:56 < Hatter> yes I know about their weight challenge/contest 17:58 < Hunterkll_> alright 17:58 < Hunterkll_> i've filled out the paperwork to send to russia with my passport declaring i work for a contractor for the government of their enemy, was former military of their enemy, and have a criminal record 17:58 < Hunterkll_> any other red flags I should add? 17:58 <+AnonymooseWork> lol Hunterkll_ 17:59 <+AnonymooseWork> that you don't like vodka 17:59 < Hunterkll_> but i love vodka 17:59 < Hunterkll_> oh, right, I work for a government contractor in a senior position ... with only a highschool education listed 17:59 * Hunterkll_ adds more 'follow me around moscow plz' checkmarks 17:59 < Hunterkll_> given the current political climate, there's possibly a chance ic ould get declined 17:59 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 17:59 < Hunterkll_> small, but still 17:59 <+AnonymooseWork> Hunterkll_ why r u goin to russia 17:59 <+AnonymooseWork> work? 17:59 < Hunterkll_> AnonymooseWork, because i got plane tickets while drunk 18:00 <+MillerBOSS> Because he is a Russian spy 18:00 <@killdash9> tell them you are filled with increasinly smaller versions of Hunterkll_ 18:00 <+MillerBOSS> ;) 18:00 < Hunterkll_> watching red sparrow 18:00 < genr8_> what does the education matter ? not smart enough to avoid getting infiltrated and corrupted? 18:00 < Hunterkll_> genr8_, fuck if i know 18:00 < Hunterkll_> genr8_, they want my last places of employment, supervisor, company name/address, etc 18:00 < Hunterkll_> even the fucking phone number/address of my highschool 18:00 < Hunterkll_> and i'm doing the LIGHT version of this form since someone else at an agency is preparing the actual official application for me! 18:00 < genr8_> name of last woman youve slept with 18:00 < Hunterkll_> genr8_, her name was Ivan 18:01 < Hunterkll_> :o\ 18:01 <@killdash9> genr8_: you assume woman 18:01 < Hunterkll_> this is how you get shot 18:01 < Hunterkll_> genr8_, i have a nice list of foreign travel 18:01 < Hunterkll_> they want everything 18:02 < Hunterkll_> Do you have any specialized skills related to firearms, explosives, nuclear, biological 18:02 < Hunterkll_> or chemical substances?....................................................................................................... 18:02 < Hunterkll_> 21 - Are/were you a member of a professional, civic or charitable organization or do you 18:02 < Hunterkll_> cooperate with any of these organizations? 18:02 < Hunterkll_> do i work for a charity?!?! 18:02 < genr8_> just in case you were to go rogue and become the next Jason McGyver Bourne 18:02 < Hunterkll_> i'm not going to an opressive regeime at all 18:02 < vinrock> man i want to go to russia 18:02 < vinrock> but theres so much russia to see 18:02 < vinrock> id have to take a year vacation 18:03 < Hunterkll_> lol 18:03 < vinrock> wana go to kamchatka and pet dem bears 18:03 < Hunterkll_> i'm just hanging out in moscow if the visa's approved 18:03 < Casteil> Russia is like one of the last places I'd want to go.. 18:03 < Hunterkll_> for a week 18:03 <@killdash9> Russia os one of the last places I'd ever want to visit. You're crazy, vinrock 18:03 < Hunterkll_> staying near the red square actually 18:03 < genr8_> i'd go if you bring me 18:03 <@killdash9> Casteil++ 18:03 < ebol4> russia cool 18:03 < vinrock> aint nothing wrong with russia 18:03 < vinrock> and its yuuuuge 18:03 < Hunterkll_> 13 - Have you ever been afflicted with a communicable disease of public health 18:03 < Hunterkll_> significance or a dangerous physical or mental disorder? 18:03 < ebol4> go to chernobyl and get poisoned 18:03 < vinrock> thats ukraine 18:03 < ebol4> same thing 18:04 < vinrock> heh 18:04 < Casteil> Norway, Iceland, New Zealand, Switzerland, Japan, Indonesia.. 18:04 <@killdash9> Ukraine is Russia. Just ask any Russian 18:04 < vinrock> ukranian women are fuckin smokin hot 18:04 < ebol4> after an airstrike maybe 18:04 < Hunterkll_> Casteil, hahah, two of those are on my visa application to russia 18:04 < vinrock> you must not frequent titty bars 18:04 < Hunterkll_> they want all foreign travel disclosed :'( 18:04 < Hunterkll_> YES, I even disclosed that little jaunt into mexico 18:04 < Hunterkll_> thankfully, they don't ask /why/ 18:04 < Hunterkll_> so i don't have to write "to bang mexican hookers" 18:05 < Casteil> ukraine and eastern europe in general are ground zero for underage sex trafficking in europe 18:05 < vinrock> mani keep hearing all these sotries abnout hot mexican hookers 18:05 < genr8_> they approve of hookers, just as long as theyre russian 18:05 < Hunterkll_> lol 18:05 < Hunterkll_> i'm almost not worried about the DUI either 18:05 < Hunterkll_> because 18:05 < Hunterkll_> well 18:05 < Hunterkll_> russia 18:05 < Hunterkll_> i don't think that's actually a "criminal" offense there either - more administrative 18:05 < Hunterkll_> it counts as a detention instead of an arrest 18:05 < Hunterkll_> weird country 18:05 < genr8_> probably 18:07 < vinrock> ew 18:07 < vinrock> i just leaned down next to this girls chair and it straight smelled like butt 18:07 < Hunterkll_> .... 18:07 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: you leaned into her butt and it smelled like... butt? 18:07 * Hunterkll_ calls HR 18:08 * JollyRgrs calls out vinrock as a butt sniffer 18:08 < DomLS3> vinrock: creeper 18:08 <@JollyRgrs> you know your chicken is good when it comes off the grill juicy... then day 2 you nuke it and it is still juicy AF and a plastic knife cuts it like buttah 18:09 < estranger> ive been wanting fried chicken recently 18:09 < vinrock> nah id admit if i was a butt sniffer 18:09 < vinrock> she was away from her desk and i picked something off the ground to toss 18:09 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: popeyes or bojangles is a good choice 18:09 < vinrock> and i smelt ass 18:09 < genr8_> that bad 18:09 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: everybody poops... everybody farts, too 18:09 < estranger> yeah popeyes is down the road, they arent bad 18:10 <@JollyRgrs> was it like fart, or like football locker room ass? 18:10 < vinrock> shes got one of those add on cushions the girls like 18:10 < vinrock> and it seems to just be a fart collector 18:10 < genr8_> oh gross 18:10 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: i assume you don't have a publix nearby :P 18:10 < genr8_> womanfarts 18:10 < vinrock> pubelicks 18:10 < genr8_> fartpillow 18:10 <@JollyRgrs> they hold em in, so when they do fart... they are raunchy 18:10 < mrghostman> ^ 18:10 < estranger> i do not.. i have no good supermarkets here 18:10 < genr8_> yep. 18:10 < vinrock> my buddies' wives like to act all offended when i fart 18:10 < estranger> they all suck ass, like vinrock on a drunk saturday night 18:10 < vinrock> but i dont let it simmer and my farts never stank 18:11 < genr8_> i love letting out a huge fart and then not having it smell. thats like the best 18:11 < DomLS3> what is this cancer 18:11 < vavkamil> what a discussion lol 18:11 < DomLS3> that an OP is a part of 18:11 < vinrock> i wonder if the two lesbians that live behind me can hear my morning farts 18:11 * Casteil does a 360 and walks away 18:11 < genr8_> can you hear theirs ? 18:11 < DomLS3> cryptic1 you see the shit that goes on in this chan when I'm not +v? 18:11 < vinrock> man i never heard a single noise coming from there 18:12 < vinrock> i assume they dont have a good sex life 18:12 < mrghostman> if you did a 360, you came right back Casteil 18:12 < vavkamil> this is NSFW 18:12 < genr8_> not safe fart work 18:12 < Casteil> mrghostman: are you incapable of walking backwards? 18:12 * estranger does a 540 and walks away 18:12 < mrghostman> Casteil: yes 18:12 < estranger> Casteil, lol 18:12 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: since when does the loudness of farts equate to sex life? 18:12 < Casteil> dealwithit.jpg 18:13 < vinrock> was mentioning ive never heard any noise come from next door 18:13 <@JollyRgrs> vavkamil: i apologize for vinrock associating farts to sex 18:13 < vinrock> if they wer 18:13 < vinrock> were goin hog wild slappin' skins i shoulda heard it at least once 18:13 * ebol4 does a 270 while strafing to clip inside of your body 18:14 <@JollyRgrs> vinrock: enough about farting and cheek skin slapping, pls 18:14 <@JollyRgrs> i'm tryin to eat here 18:14 < vinrock> c'mon you know it's hawt 18:14 <@JollyRgrs> like 98.6F +/- 18:14 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: you took part in this conversation so you deal with the bullshit now 18:15 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: i wasn't trying to sexualize farts though, that's just going too far 18:15 < genr8_> are farts really NSFW ? 18:15 < genr8_> minus some of the more gross stuff 18:15 <@JollyRgrs> genr8_: if your cubemate tells HR your farts are so loud/smelly.. it might be NSFW 18:15 < Casteil> hmmmm 18:16 < genr8_> so accusing your cube-mate of farting isnt against HR ? 18:16 < Casteil> does Visual Studio dark theme do some subtle contrast adjustments to your whole screen? I swear when I minimize visual studio the other (white background) windows appear low contrast at first 18:16 < vinrock> thats an optical illusion 18:16 < Casteil> I don't think it is 18:17 < vinrock> http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/12/07/optical_illusion_shades_of_grey.html 18:17 <+layer-eight> * vinrock → Optical illusion: Shades of gray. 18:17 < vinrock> its that 18:17 <@JollyRgrs> ^^ 18:18 <@JollyRgrs> fifty shades of optical illusion 18:21 < DomLS3> JollyRgrs: but farts can be very sexual. Have you ever seen the cake farts video 18:21 < DomLS3> It's hilarious 18:21 <@JollyRgrs> nope 18:21 <@JollyRgrs> i'll steer clear 18:21 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: he's trying to trick you 18:21 < Hatter> may warrant a kick 18:21 < DomLS3> No it actually is a funny video 18:21 < DomLS3> it's not a sick video like you're thinking 18:21 < DomLS3> I mean it's NSFW but still funny as fuck 18:21 <@JollyRgrs> so srsly, my chicken is da bomb 18:22 * JollyRgrs is a proud griller 18:22 < DomLS3> chicken with da pharts 18:23 < Hatter> some talking about farts 18:23 < Hatter> god 18:23 < Hatter> how old are you 18:23 < estranger> oops, client had a DC failure.. i feel bad for the rest of their stack 18:23 * MillerBOSS is listening to Slaughter - Up All Night from the album Mass Slaughter on Spotify. 18:23 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: what sort of seasoning? 18:23 < DomLS3> Hatter: ass seasoning 18:23 <@JollyRgrs> Hatter: grape seed oil coating (lightly) with some sea salt, some garlic powder, and a lot of cayenne 18:23 < Hatter> oh that sounds lovely 18:23 <@JollyRgrs> indeed 18:24 < abakedapplepie> grape seed oil? 18:24 < abakedapplepie> lol 18:24 < DomLS3> s/that/ass seasoning 18:24 <+MillerBOSS> Everybody sing it now 18:24 <+layer-eight> [SED DomLS3/Hatter] oh ass seasoning sounds lovely 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: THE WEBSITE IS DOWN! 18:24 < abakedapplepie> rapeseed oil? 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: what's so lol about that? 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> grape seed oil has high burn temp, so it won't burn on the grill 18:24 < abakedapplepie> did you mean rapeseed or did you actually mean grape seed 18:24 < abakedapplepie> ive never heard of grape seed oil 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> i meant grape seed 18:24 < DomLS3> oil is how you get good grill marks 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> ^^ 18:24 < DomLS3> don't oil the grill though, oil the meat 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> also get that nice "tan" on the meat 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> well, the grill should be oiled, too 18:24 < DomLS3> eh 18:24 <@JollyRgrs> but i oil the meat 18:25 < DomLS3> I get better marks when I don't oil the grill 18:25 <+AnonymooseWork> i don't oil the grill 18:25 < abakedapplepie> well ill be dammed 18:25 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: i don't like my meat sticking 18:25 <+AnonymooseWork> (stainless steel grill though) 18:25 < abakedapplepie> ive never heard of grape seed oil 18:25 <+AnonymooseWork> but i DO oil the meat 18:25 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: yeah, i wouldn't oil stainless 18:25 <@JollyRgrs> mine's that porcelin cast iron stuff 18:25 < Hatter> what's the best way to diagram an email 18:25 <@JollyRgrs> Hatter: what do you mean? 18:25 < Hatter> like in an example of phishing to employees 18:26 < Hatter> maybe just take a pic of it and draw some stuff 18:26 <@JollyRgrs> take a phishing email, take an image of it, shrink it just a bit 18:26 <+AnonymooseWork> Hatter use Word and add callouts? 18:26 <@JollyRgrs> done 18:26 <@JollyRgrs> make sure to only use freehand MS Paint 18:26 <+AnonymooseWork> JollyRgrs + take screen shot, paste in word, use call outs 18:26 <@JollyRgrs> no circle tools allowed 18:26 < Hatter> I thought I remembered some software that was good for this purpose 18:26 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: how many ppl will open up the word doc? 18:26 < Hatter> taking pics and making notes on it 18:26 <@JollyRgrs> or you mean after you are done, then screenshot the word doc? 18:26 <+AnonymooseWork> JollyRgrs ... take a screen shot the word doc :) 18:27 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 18:27 <@JollyRgrs> :P 18:27 < Hatter> oh you guys are teasing me 18:27 < Hatter> I get it 18:27 <@JollyRgrs> no 18:27 <@JollyRgrs> ded srs 18:27 < Hatter> no that's fine 18:27 <@JollyRgrs> if you sent me a phishing warning email, i'd not open an attachment 18:27 <@JollyRgrs> so you need to embed whatever you want them to see 18:28 <@JollyRgrs> ok, got all my work done for today, i can go home now, right? 18:28 < Hatter> maybe in like 5 hours 18:28 <@JollyRgrs> no one will ever ask me to do something for them for the next 4 or 5 hours, right? 18:28 < grumplestiltzkin> I give you permission to go home JollyRgrs 18:28 <@JollyRgrs> thanks grumplestiltzkin 18:28 < abakedapplepie> my irc client has all you guys colored yellow 18:28 < abakedapplepie> this sucks 18:28 <@JollyRgrs> i'll let my boss know that grumplestiltzkin said i could go 18:28 < grumplestiltzkin> abakedapplepie: we lal have jaundice 18:28 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: all? 18:28 < abakedapplepie> yes 18:29 <@JollyRgrs> hatter is like a dark yellow (tinge of red/orange) 18:29 < Hatter> what 18:29 <@JollyRgrs> everyone else is a shade of purple for me right now (that being abakedapplepie and grumplestiltzkin) 18:29 < Hatter> are you calling me yellow? 18:29 < Hatter> those are fighting words 18:29 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3 was like a peach color 18:29 <@JollyRgrs> Hatter: BOOOOOOOCK 18:29 <@JollyRgrs> B-B-B-BOOOOOCK! 18:29 * JollyRgrs flaps his elbows 18:29 < grumplestiltzkin> thats funny, everyone (all 3) is a like.. fuscia color for me now 18:29 < abakedapplepie> https://imgur.com/IZKwsFW 18:29 < abakedapplepie> ;p; 18:29 <+layer-eight> * abakedapplepie → IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 250x666 → ⚘ 2 18:30 < grumplestiltzkin> not layer-eight though. green 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: whatchu usin? 18:30 < abakedapplepie> adiirc 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> oh 18:30 < abakedapplepie> mirc foss clone 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> never used that before 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> maybe that's your problem 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> hahaha 18:30 < abakedapplepie> i love mirc 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> mirc clone 18:30 < abakedapplepie> fite me 18:30 <+AnonymooseWork> mirc... clone lol 18:30 <@JollyRgrs> ^^ 18:30 <+AnonymooseWork> anyone here actually have a paid mirc license? 18:31 < AnimalFarmPig> pirch > mirc 18:31 < AnimalFarmPig> rip pirch 18:31 <@JollyRgrs> AnonymooseWork: depends... do i have to be the one that paid for it? 18:31 <+AnonymooseWork> lol JollyRgrs 18:31 <@JollyRgrs> :P 18:31 <+AnonymooseWork> yes 18:31 < abakedapplepie> i havent found a windows irc client i like even remotely close to mirc/adi 18:31 <@JollyRgrs> but still, no, i don't think i ever did 18:31 < abakedapplepie> textual on mac is my bae tho 18:31 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 18:31 <+AnonymooseWork> i have one 18:31 <@JollyRgrs> i just used the free version back in my gamesurge days 18:31 < grumplestiltzkin> AnonymooseWork and layer-eight are green now, everyone else still fuscia 18:31 <@JollyRgrs> abakedapplepie: try weechat 18:31 < abakedapplepie> i have 18:32 <@JollyRgrs> then SSH into that mug from mobaxterm or KiTTY 18:32 <@JollyRgrs> so much goodness 18:32 < Hunterkll_> welp 18:32 < abakedapplepie> oh god 18:32 < abakedapplepie> even Hunterkll_ is yellow 18:32 < abakedapplepie> wtf 18:32 < Hunterkll_> all i need now is to get new passport photos 18:32 < abakedapplepie> what is going on 18:32 < Hunterkll_> and fedex my shit to the agency 18:32 < abakedapplepie> Hunterkll_: finally got the sex change? 18:32 < Hunterkll_> and they'll surrender my passport to the russian government 18:32 <@JollyRgrs> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 18:33 <@JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/gallery/NrIvvC7 18:33 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → IMGUR Gallery → hdalby33 → Great white taking out a hammerhead under an oil rig. → 5 hours ago → No Topic → 1 Image → ⚘ 65,815 → ☺ 2,453 → ☹ 30 → ✡ 2455 → ✍ 203 18:33 <@JollyRgrs> i love hammerheads 18:33 < Hunterkll_> lol 18:33 < Hunterkll_> abakedapplepie, dude just suck it up and use hexchat 18:33 < Hunterkll_> jesus 18:33 < abakedapplepie> you are colluding with the russians now Hunterkll_ 18:33 < abakedapplepie> hexchat sucks 18:33 < abakedapplepie> hexchat is for people that also like ventrillo 18:33 < Hunterkll_> it works, works reliably, and handles my 12 networks and 50+ channels just fine 18:33 < Hunterkll_> mirc would be a fucking clusterfuck doing that 18:33 < abakedapplepie> my irc client also works reliably and handles my 50+ channels just fine 18:33 < Hunterkll_> and i can't find my copy of the hydrairc source code anymore 18:34 < Hunterkll_> oh 18:34 < Hunterkll_> shit 18:34 < Hunterkll_> nevermind 18:34 < khelpw> irccloud ftw 18:34 < Hunterkll_> the guy re-released it a few years ago on github 18:34 < abakedapplepie> also im not using mric 18:34 < abakedapplepie> its adiirc 18:34 < Hunterkll_> abakedapplepie, also my config/log file directories are cross platform 18:34 < abakedapplepie> its foss 18:34 < Hunterkll_> i just copy / paste it 18:34 < abakedapplepie> i use a vnc 18:34 < Hunterkll_> i've been using the same x-chat config folder since 2004 18:34 < abakedapplepie> bnc 18:34 < Hunterkll_> lol 18:34 < abakedapplepie> so i dont have that problem 18:34 < abakedapplepie> my irc clients are merely clients 18:35 < Hunterkll_> yea i didn't quite have uh 18:35 < Hunterkll_> legitimate or reliable bncs 18:35 < Hunterkll_> in 2004 18:35 < Hunterkll_> or 2002 18:35 < Hunterkll_> now 18:35 < Hunterkll_> now my irc client runs 24/7 on a stable box with a good connection and is rarely down 18:35 < Hunterkll_> so it doesn't matter 18:35 < Hunterkll_> i just VPN home and RDP to the box 18:35 < abakedapplepie> i use irc on my phone, work, and home computers 18:35 < abakedapplepie> so bnc makes way more sense 18:35 < Billy2> been using the same mirc folder since 97 18:35 < Hunterkll_> splunk is even real time indexing my logs 18:35 < Hunterkll_> lol 18:35 < abakedapplepie> Billy2: check out adiirc 18:35 <+AnonymooseWork> lol Billy2 18:36 < Billy2> can it take all my scripts? lol 18:36 < abakedapplepie> you can literally copy/paste your configs, scripts, and themes into adiirc 18:36 < abakedapplepie> yes 18:36 < Hunterkll_> LOL 18:36 < Hunterkll_> ONE OF THE REASONS HYDRAIRC DIDN'T GET MUCH LOVE 18:36 < Hunterkll_> The original author has learnt much about software development doesn't like working the codebase. 18:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> can we raise the sound ceiling above Hunterkll_ pls 18:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> ;P 18:36 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll_: you ahve to VPN and RDP to get to IRC? 18:36 <@JollyRgrs> that's so archaic 18:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> don't shit on him 18:36 < Hunterkll_> JollyRgrs, i haven't even added the jumphost layer yet 18:36 < McDonaldsWiFi> I VPN and SSH to get on IRC.... 18:36 <@JollyRgrs> I just use a weechat relay 18:36 <@JollyRgrs> or just SSH 18:36 <@JollyRgrs> or VPN/SSH 18:36 < Billy2> i go through a proxy to vpn to rdp to irc 18:36 <@JollyRgrs> jsut depends on how i feel 18:37 < abakedapplepie> ya'll still living in 2005 18:37 < abakedapplepie> get a bnc 18:37 < ebol4> i vpn to access my browser and then use irssi or hexchat depending on how i feel 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> what abotu security n shit 18:37 <@JollyRgrs> Billy2: using webTV? 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: omg webtv 18:37 < ebol4> s/browser/bouncer/ 18:37 <+layer-eight> [SED ebol4] i vpn to access my bouncer and then use irssi or hexchat depending on how i feel 18:37 < Billy2> haha, na.. just fuckin with ya 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> I miss those days 18:37 <+AnonymooseWork> meh 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> I wactched lots of porn on webtv lol 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD 18:37 <@JollyRgrs> McDonaldsWiFi: ... 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> <3 18:37 < abakedapplepie> i think thats against Mcdonalds wifi TOS 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> not if you use a VPN 18:37 < McDonaldsWiFi> ;P 18:37 <@JollyRgrs> and you told you grandma "oh sorry, everyone gets those ads, they aren't targeted" 18:37 < abakedapplepie> LOL 18:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> I remember building a "website" on webtv 18:38 < ekaj> `bofh 18:38 <+layer-eight> BOFH Melting hard drives 18:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> with the shitty web 1.0 18:41 <@JollyRgrs> i'll never say "cheerleading as no real-life use" anymore. 18:41 <@JollyRgrs> https://imgur.com/gallery/5olXHMx 18:41 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → IMGUR Gallery → mistermangaka → Up you go!! → 6 hours ago → No Topic → 1 Image → ⚘ 118,244 → ☺ 3,126 → ☹ 38 → ✡ 3147 → ✍ 140 18:42 < estranger> one dropped right on her head 18:42 < estranger> what are those? 18:43 <+AnonymooseWork> durian? 18:44 <@JollyRgrs> estranger: i dunno... some kinda fruit from a tree? 18:44 < estranger> man i upgraded to high sierra and it keeps putting my mbp to sleep. even with nosleep enabled #$^$#%^#%^#$% 18:44 <@JollyRgrs> that is worth tossing a girl like 10 ft up in the air for? 18:44 < estranger> JollyRgrs, oh thanks for clearing that up 18:44 <@JollyRgrs> np 18:44 <+AnonymooseWork> fucking sales guy 18:45 <+AnonymooseWork> helpdesk guy is on lunch 18:45 <+AnonymooseWork> comes to my desk "i need a keyboard" 18:45 <+AnonymooseWork> ... 18:45 <+AnonymooseWork> "ok wait for helpdesk guy to get back i'm doing something right now" 18:45 <+AnonymooseWork> ... proceeds to huff and puff 18:46 < ebol4> get him a keyboard binch 18:46 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: His huffing and puffing is likely justified 18:46 < DomLS3> sales guys often have quotas to meet 18:46 < DomLS3> so the longer he's without a keyboard the more fucked he is at the end of the day 18:47 <+AnonymooseWork> don't give a fuck 18:47 <+AnonymooseWork> he has a laptop 18:47 <+AnonymooseWork> plus i'm in the middle of working on a system outage 18:48 < ebol4> oh nevermind lol, he can pound sound 18:48 < ebol4> pound..... sound..... 18:48 <+CheckYourSix> Outage > keyboard. He can still work, he just wants it to be more convenient 18:48 < mrghostman> lol 18:48 <+AnonymooseWork> yep 18:48 <+AnonymooseWork> exactly CheckYourSix 18:48 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: So, you have time to bitch about it on IRC during a system outage but don't have time to assist an employee 18:48 < DomLS3> seems legit 18:48 <+AnonymooseWork> lol DomLS3 ... irc on one screen work on the other 18:48 <+AnonymooseWork> but yes 18:48 <+CheckYourSix> I have a whole stack of keyboards and mice I can just hand to people if they want new ones. Here you go, you can plug it in yourself. It's just a USB cable 18:48 <+AnonymooseWork> oneo f the guy sin the other chan has been helping me a bit 18:49 <+AnonymooseWork> CheckYourSix yeah i have some too - but they are all downstairs in storage 18:49 <+CheckYourSix> Oh. Mine are on one of the racks in my office 18:49 <+AnonymooseWork> i don't have an office 18:49 <+AnonymooseWork> i have a 3x3 cube 18:49 <+CheckYourSix> Well, I say office, but it's really a warehouse 18:49 <+AnonymooseWork> fuck i hate this place 18:49 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: maybe thats because you don't help your users 18:50 <+AnonymooseWork> lol Dom 18:50 <+AnonymooseWork> DomLS3 i usually do 18:51 < DomLS3> it'd take you 5 minutes to walk down to storage and get a keyboard 18:51 <+AnonymooseWork> yep 18:51 < DomLS3> as if that 5 minutes is going to be of some kind of help during this "system outage" 18:51 < DomLS3> 5 minutes you've already spent typing in IRC 18:51 < DomLS3> I bet you're not even doing anything you're probably just watching a progress bar 18:52 <+AnonymooseWork> ... what do you care? 18:52 <+AnonymooseWork> but yes 18:52 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 18:52 <+AnonymooseWork> i am watching a progress bar 18:53 < DomLS3> lmao 18:53 < DomLS3> no wonder you only have a 3x3 cube 18:53 <+AnonymooseWork> and waiting for a very important phone call 18:53 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 18:53 < technonerd> 100 percent bar 18:53 < mrghostman> then you were just being a douche to sales dude 18:53 <+AnonymooseWork> DomLS3 no... this is a "premium" cube 18:53 <+AnonymooseWork> i have a window view 18:53 < DomLS3> mrghostman: my point exactly 18:53 < DomLS3> cube with a window < office 18:54 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: clearly hates his job and therefore wants to do as little work as possible 18:54 <+AnonymooseWork> ^ 18:54 <+AnonymooseWork> i'm def. bitter today 18:54 < DomLS3> go help the fuckin sales guy 18:54 < DomLS3> he's having a bad day too and you're not making it any better 18:54 < DomLS3> what if he's going to get fired if he doesn't meet his quota because he couldn't get a keyboard 18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> ... 18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> i say good riddance to bad medicine 18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> he doesn't do fuck all 18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> maybe because he doesn't have a keyboard 18:55 <+AnonymooseWork> but hey 18:56 < DomLS3> AnonymooseWork: Well clearly you don't do fuck all either 18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> nope 18:56 < DomLS3> who do you work for so I can call them and file a complaint 18:56 <+AnonymooseWork> i work for the.gov 18:57 < DomLS3> oh 18:58 < DomLS3> even better 18:58 < DomLS3> it's gov lol 18:58 <+AnonymooseWork> :D 18:58 < grumplestiltzkin> no keybaord, press f1 to continue 19:02 < DomLS3> love that err0r 19:03 < asimon> I think that actually makes sense 19:03 < asimon> Like "hey this is an input device that you actually need. Fix the issue before you go on" 19:03 < mrghostman> press f1 to continue booting after plugging in a keyboard 19:06 < DomLS3> some servers don't recognize input devices until a reboot 19:06 < vinrock> where the fuck is the link to the quarantine in this security & compliance center 19:06 < DomLS3> and USB 19:06 < vinrock> goddamnit o365 can you stop moving shit around all the time 19:07 < DomLS3> vinrock: you mad bro? 19:07 < vinrock> very 19:07 < genr8_> anyone want to hire me for remote work? 19:07 < vinrock> remote work deez nuts 19:08 < Nightcinder> amazon delivered to my parents back porch, that's uncomfortable 19:08 < Nightcinder> ..that gate is locked too 19:08 < vinrock> was it amazon delivery 19:08 < Nightcinder> yes 19:09 < Nightcinder> are you implying he jumped the gate to put it in the back yard? 19:09 < vinrock> yup 19:09 < Nightcinder> that's some serious dedication then 19:09 < vinrock> dedicated to casing your parents house 19:09 < mrghostman> s/dedication/trespassing 19:09 <+layer-eight> [SED mrghostman/Nightcinder] that's some serious trespassing then 19:09 < grumplestiltzkin> amazon has a service where a delivery driver will drive to where your vehicle is parked, unlock it (via onstar), and put your packages inside 19:10 < Nightcinder> grumplestiltzkin: yeah that's disturbing 19:10 < DomLS3> they are also rolling out a service to unlock your front door and put your package in your house 19:10 < vinrock> the amazon dirvers around here are always ghetto af and standoffish 19:10 < DomLS3> I've never seen an actual "amazon driver." All my packages come through UPS or Fedex 19:10 < Nightcinder> there is no 'amazon driver' it's just a regular dude 19:10 < vinrock> i think you need to be in proximity to a distribution center 19:10 < estranger> DomLS3, dude i get amazon drivers 19:10 < Nightcinder> i get lots of amazon drivers 19:10 < estranger> people show up in beat minivans 19:10 < vinrock> yup 19:11 < estranger> and throw my packages in the fucking shrubs 19:11 < vinrock> uhal vans n shit 19:11 < DomLS3> wat the fuck 19:11 < Nightcinder> estranger: yeah they're supposed to 19:11 < vinrock> some guy showed up at my buddies place the other day in a mercedes 19:11 < vinrock> late model too 19:11 < Nightcinder> they get in big shit if a package is swiped off the porch 19:11 < Nightcinder> so they're supposed to find the most 'secure' location 19:11 < DomLS3> so secure even you can't find it! 19:11 < vinrock> toss it on the roof 19:11 < Nightcinder> they take a pic 19:11 < vinrock> problem solved 19:11 < DomLS3> vinrock: RIP glass 19:12 < estranger> Nightcinder, most drivers put stuff under the bench on our porch behind the shrubs... a select few have just thrown them into the shrub from the driveway 19:12 < DomLS3> thrown from the driveway? 19:12 < DomLS3> lmao 19:12 < vinrock> i just have everything shipped to my office 19:12 < Nightcinder> if my parents gate is unlocked they put it on the back patio 19:12 < Nightcinder> but they have put it in the mulch tucked away 19:12 < DomLS3> vinrock: what about when you order your dildo but forget you also ordered 5 things that all came in one box.. then go to open it 19:12 < estranger> DomLS3, happened the other day, pissed me off.. two packages, one made it half way up the driveway (dented), and the other was an envelope so it flew off to the side in the yard 19:13 < Nightcinder> estranger: take a picture 19:13 < DomLS3> estranger: camera out front? 19:13 < Nightcinder> and call amazon 19:13 < estranger> emailed amazon and I got a cookie cut letter response 19:13 < vinrock> no worries domls3 it's 2018 we dont kink shame 19:13 < Nightcinder> call or chat with them 19:13 < estranger> handed it off to the wife to escalate 19:13 < Nightcinder> you'll get much better response 19:13 < estranger> we'll get free prime for a few months 19:13 < estranger> =) 19:13 < Nightcinder> amazon has a real heavy hand with drivers who don't take care of packages 19:13 < DomLS3> before it goes up to $120 19:13 < Nightcinder> because that's their reputation 19:13 < DomLS3> I don't even know if it's worth it at $120 anymore 19:13 < Nightcinder> do you use amazon video 19:13 < estranger> Nightcinder, yeah i believe it 19:13 < vinrock> i especially hate how amazon delivery always schedules shit to be delivered on a saturday 19:13 < DomLS3> Nightcinder: I have prime video but never use it 19:14 < Nightcinder> o 19:14 < vinrock> or up til like 8pm 19:14 < estranger> i dont have anything to play prime video on really 19:14 < vinrock> im gotta constantly remind em that we're closed 19:14 < Nightcinder> i get stuff delivered to my clubhouse 19:14 < DomLS3> estranger: you can play it on your phone 19:14 < DomLS3> your computer 19:14 < vinrock> man prime video sucks a butt 19:14 < DomLS3> some smart TVs have it 19:14 < vinrock> and the app is horrible 19:14 < Nightcinder> prime video on my shield TV is fine 19:14 < Nightcinder> grand tour bb 19:14 < grumplestiltzkin> all of this nonsense is making the case for having a mailbox that isn't your home 19:14 < vinrock> it's convoluted af and the selection is meh 19:14 < Nightcinder> vinrock: clubhouse delivery is A++ 19:14 < Nightcinder> they show up at like 19:14 < Nightcinder> 10am 19:14 < vinrock> hm 19:15 < Nightcinder> but i'm in an apartment 19:15 < Nightcinder> and my clubhouse accepts packages and tells you to get your packages delivered there so they're secure, or they'll be left in front of your door 19:15 < Nightcinder> which i'm not cmfortable with 19:15 < vinrock> when you say clubhouse do you m ean how theyll deliver stuff to specific places tha 19:15 < vinrock> or like 19:15 < vinrock> i ca have them deliver to my neighborhoods clubhouse 19:15 < Nightcinder> well 19:16 < Nightcinder> my apt complex has a clubhouse 19:16 < DomLS3> Hunterkll fix your shit 19:16 < vinrock> yeah so does my neighborhood 19:16 < DomLS3> been fuckin pinging out for 2 hours 19:16 < Hunterkll> DomLS3, hardly. 19:16 < Nightcinder> vinrock: neighborhood? 19:16 < Nightcinder> i don't follow 19:16 < vinrock> i live in one of those apartment/townhouse communities 19:16 < Nightcinder> my clubhouse is also my leasing office 19:16 < vinrock> yeah 19:16 < Nightcinder> can't hurt to ask 19:16 < vinrock> doesnt sound like a bad idea 19:16 < Nightcinder> mine has a locked area they put them in 19:17 < vinrock> oh nice 19:17 < Nightcinder> you have to go get it during leasing hours tho 19:17 < Nightcinder> but that's not a big deal 19:19 < DomLS3> has anyone seen the ozzy man delivery video? 19:20 < DomLS3> it's funny as fuck 19:20 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2SG9XExFw 19:20 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 → YouTube → Ozzy Man Reviews: Same Day Delivery → ⚘ 2,599,668 ↑ 64,272 ↓ 625 ✍ 1,130 19:28 <@JollyRgrs> DomLS3: lol, wow 19:28 <@JollyRgrs> he tells the taxi driver to "get a job"... i mean, wtf is he doing :P 19:28 <@JollyRgrs> the taxi drive was doing his job :( 19:29 <@JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3DpIJilQI 19:29 < DomLS3> get a "real" job maybe 19:29 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs → YouTube → Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Nut Shots → ⚘ 5,929,480 ↑ 74,300 ↓ 1,560 ✍ 2,761 19:29 <@JollyRgrs> this one's a good one 19:30 < vinrock> lol 19:30 <@JollyRgrs> OMG 19:30 <@JollyRgrs> his commentary 19:30 < DomLS3> "that was a cunt of a trick shot" 19:30 < DomLS3> haha 19:31 < vinrock> i wish he did longer videos 19:31 < DomLS3> vinrock: nah 19:31 < DomLS3> they would get boring quick 19:31 < DomLS3> about 2 minutes is good for each one 19:31 < Hunterkll> OMG 19:31 < vinrock> idk i like when he does the year in review ones 19:31 < Nightcinder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3DpIJilQI 19:31 <+layer-eight> * Nightcinder → JollyRgrs → YouTube → Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Nut Shots → ⚘ 5,929,480 ↑ 74,300 ↓ 1,560 ✍ 2,761 19:31 < Nightcinder> lol 19:31 < DomLS3> I can't believe none of you has seen any of the ozzy man videos 19:31 < Nightcinder> nope never 19:31 < Hunterkll> no 19:32 < Hunterkll> you can't be seirous 19:32 < Hunterkll> holy shit 19:32 < Hunterkll> he sent that to an end user 19:32 < Hunterkll> holy fucking shit 19:32 < vinrock> haha 19:32 < Hunterkll> hold on i gotta redact the shit out of this 19:32 < vinrock> radio station just mentioned some road rage/parking spot fight a town over 19:32 < vinrock> one dude armed with a contractors level, the other had a fuckin samurai sword in his trunk 19:32 < vinrock> and they beat each other the f up 19:33 < DomLS3> hold on I've got another video you guys will love 19:33 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/NvbbTrc.png 19:33 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → IMAGE/PNG Document, 12,795 bytes 19:33 < Hunterkll> holy shit 19:33 < Nightcinder> also 19:33 < DomLS3> Windows 10 Ethernet cable 19:33 < DomLS3> uhh 19:33 < Nightcinder> i have confirmed that the gate was indeedl ocked 19:33 < Nightcinder> so the delivery guy jumped the fence 19:34 < Nightcinder> put the package 19:34 < Nightcinder> and jumped it again 19:35 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2P1Jr_QL5Y 19:35 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 → YouTube → OFFICER HARRIS MINT: "INTERVIEW DAY" EP 5 → ⚘ 1,342,623 ↑ 24,741 ↓ 196 ✍ 2,498 19:35 < DomLS3> there's like 6 videos but this is the funniest one 19:35 < alazare619> Hunterkll: seems logical 19:35 < alazare619> Hunterkll: i'm using a china knock off win10 ethernet cable 19:35 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, https://i.imgur.com/NvbbTrc.png 19:35 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll → IMAGE/PNG Document, 12,795 bytes 19:35 < grumplestiltzkin> was the road rage guy with the sword in his trunk Hunterkll ? 19:37 < AnimalFarmPig> obviously wasn't real nippon steel folded 1000 times, otherwise the other guy wouldn't have been "beat up" but dead 19:37 < grumplestiltzkin> obligatory 'folded because the steel was garbeaux' comment 19:37 < asimon> Don't give monster cable any ideas 19:38 < asimon> they'll start selling windows 10 hdmi cords 19:38 < asimon> $200 each 19:38 < vinrock> my brother's everquest guild buddy killed his ex's bf with a samurai sword 19:38 < vinrock> REAL HANZO STEEL 19:38 < komugi> those are called monster cable 19:38 < ebol4> vinrock: was his name kairo seijuro 19:39 < vinrock> damn how have i not heard of the light rail avenger 19:39 < vinrock> looks like illiminati had him killed 19:39 < m4221> s/light/loot 19:39 <+layer-eight> [SED m4221/vinrock] damn how have i not heard of the loot rail avenger 19:40 < alazare619> wtf 19:40 < ebol4> yeah, his kayak flipped over when he was on a pedophilic expedition with some girl 19:40 < alazare619> why cant i share via lastpass anymore 19:40 < alazare619> i can manage existing shares 19:40 < alazare619> but not share new shit? 19:44 < genr8_> maybe your premium expired 19:45 < Nightcinder> vinrock: you mean genji 19:45 <+MillerBOSS> Who did that Hunterkll ? 19:45 < Hatter> JollyRgrs: what's your coolest kibana dashboard? let's have a look 19:45 < Hunterkll> MillerBOSS, internal helpdesk sent that to a user 19:45 <+MillerBOSS> They must be troll'n 19:46 < Hatter> yes that can't be real 19:46 <+MillerBOSS> If they request for a Windows 10 Ethernet cable where does the user go? Same help desk? 19:46 < Hunterkll> not really 19:46 < alazare619> oh shit 19:46 <+MillerBOSS> Go to Best Buy? 19:46 < alazare619> nYnab released its public api finally 19:46 < alazare619> jesus fucking shit 19:47 < alazare619> 3 damn years later 19:47 < Hatter> alazare619: who gives a turkey 19:47 <+MillerBOSS> Hatter 👉 alazare619 does. 19:48 < felda> Did you guys see that Microsoft added a Dictate feature to Word, Powerpoint, and Outlook? 19:48 < alazare619> IFTT intergration 19:48 < alazare619> hugeeee 19:49 < Hatter> felda: url 19:49 < felda> https://support.office.com/en-us/article/dictate-with-your-voice-in-office-d4fd296e-8f15-4168-afec-1f95b13a6408 19:49 <+layer-eight> * felda → Dictate with your voice in Office - Office Support 19:50 < Hatter> when did this happen? 19:50 < asimon> I suppose they finally got enough audio data from cortana 19:50 < felda> Hatter it was in my Office 365 message notifications 19:50 < Nightcinder> time to bitch out amazonnnn 19:53 <@killdash9> I noticed last night that I could dictate to my Surface. I never tried before so have no idea if it was new or not 19:53 < Nightcinder> it's not new 19:53 < Hempux> Hey guus 19:53 < Hempux> is the cloud down? 19:54 < felda> Hatter says only for Office365 subscribers 19:54 <+MillerBOSS> Yes, Hempux 19:54 < Hempux> Azure EU? 19:54 <+MillerBOSS> Only sunshine today 19:54 < Hempux> Shiiiiiit 19:54 < Hempux> One of the girl at the beancounter department called and she's near tears becaue she's been working with something that she hasn't saved.. 19:55 < Hempux> girls * 19:55 <+AnonymooseWork> :( 19:55 <+AnonymooseWork> oh no 19:55 < felda> Hempux nah say it aint so 19:55 <+AnonymooseWork> killdash9 i used to yell at my surface all the time 19:55 <+AnonymooseWork> ffs 19:55 < officerrando> Should be a group policy setting to tell Word to autosave every 2 minutes. 19:55 < Hempux> Its not word tho 19:55 <+AnonymooseWork> ... officerrando it does it automatically I htink 19:55 <+AnonymooseWork> excel? 19:55 < Hempux> some kind of accunting application 19:56 <+AnonymooseWork> oh 19:56 <+AnonymooseWork> ERP? 19:56 < Hempux> No idea 19:56 < Hempux> its maybe by Briljant i think 19:56 < officerrando> AnonymooseWork: it does, but default is 15 minutes I believe. 19:57 < Hempux> Where do you find azure status info? 19:57 < genr8_> azure.com 19:57 < Hempux> I can't reach that site 19:57 < Hempux> oh now i can 19:58 < felda> How do I find your moms status info? 19:58 < genr8_> https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/service-health/azure-status-overview 19:58 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ → Azure status overview | Microsoft Docs 19:58 < genr8_> "Go to your personalized dashboard" 19:58 < Hempux> genr8_, yeah but that says services are operating normally 19:59 < genr8_> seems fine to me as well 19:59 < genr8_> maybe your app just went down or somethin 20:01 < Hatter> 3 more fucking hours 20:01 < Hatter> I'm not going to make it 20:01 < Hatter> this may be the day I finally break 20:03 < Hempux> Hatter, is your cloud down as well? 20:03 < corn266> wtf AWS how does a VM kill itself 20:03 < corn266> https://xkcd.com/908/ 20:03 <+layer-eight> * corn266 → xkcd: The Cloud 20:04 < Nightcinder> full refund on all 5 items + free month + the driver will be disciplined 20:06 < Hempux> God i need more info on this 20:07 < abakedapplepie> Nightcinder what did you do 20:07 <+AnonymooseWork> lol corn266 20:08 < Nightcinder> abakedapplepie: amazon delivery driver jumped a locked gate to put a package on my parents back porch 20:08 < abakedapplepie> huh 20:08 < ebol4> workin hard for the tips 20:08 < Nightcinder> my parents are out of town. 20:08 < abakedapplepie> well then why would they order something :P 20:08 < abakedapplepie> id rather have my packages in the back than sitting on my front porch... 20:08 < Nightcinder> it was subscribe and save 20:09 < Nightcinder> and my neighbor would've grabbed it 20:09 < Nightcinder> i would much rather have my package in the front than have someone TRESPASS past a locked gate. 20:09 < genr8_> "Handed to resident" 20:10 < abakedapplepie> Nightcinder: my wife and her coworkers ordered jimmy johns an hour before they closed (night shift nurse), they made the food, never delivered it, never refunded money, nothin 20:10 < abakedapplepie> the driver was fired and they got 2 free subs each 20:10 < abakedapplepie> next time they ordered JJs her coworkers told her the same thing happened 20:10 < abakedapplepie> lmfao 20:10 < abakedapplepie> she called JJs to complain again 20:10 < Hempux> Hatter, Have you heard anything? 20:10 < Hatter> what man 20:10 < Hatter> why are you asking me things 20:11 < Hatter> I'm sorry, that was rude 20:11 < Hempux> Hatter, felda said you said the cloud isn't working for office365 subs? :p 20:11 < Hatter> but seriously why 20:11 < Hatter> I said no such thing 20:11 < abakedapplepie> I'm sorry 20:11 < abakedapplepie> quick is hell freezing over 20:11 < Hempux> Then im sorry too 20:11 < abakedapplepie> are pigs flying 20:11 < abakedapplepie> do i need to hug my wife befor ehte apocalypse 20:12 < Hatter> abakedapplepie: grep my name in your logs and then the word sorry 20:12 < Hatter> I doubt it's the first time I've apologized for rudeness 20:12 < abakedapplepie> lol 20:12 < Hatter> some of you might take note 20:12 < abakedapplepie> sir i take offense to your suggestion that i might need to appologize for rudeness at some future point in time 20:12 < abakedapplepie> for shame good sir 20:14 < Hatter> you might still apologize for trying to steal my name 20:14 < Hatter> I don't believe you have yet 20:14 < Hatter> that was out of order 20:15 < Hempux> (shouting) You're out of order! 20:15 < Hempux> I dont even know what thats a reference to.. 20:16 < Hempux> Does anyone here have VM(s) in Azure Northend europe? 20:18 < Hatter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2ND78p_M5g 20:18 <+layer-eight> * Hatter → YouTube → You're out of order! → ⚘ 21,842 ↑ 24 ↓ 0 ✍ 0 20:18 < catbeard> you're a hooker! 20:21 * Casteil grumbles 20:21 < Casteil> dev is MIA 20:22 < abakedapplepie> oh sweet 20:22 < abakedapplepie> thats my cousin vinnie right 20:22 < abakedapplepie> good movie 20:22 < Hatter> abakedapplepie: that's racist 20:22 < abakedapplepie> oh 20:22 < Casteil> starts working on a task that should take maybe 2 hours, 6 hours ago 20:22 < abakedapplepie> oops 20:22 < Casteil> now I can't reach him 20:22 < abakedapplepie> Casteil: turn off his switch port 20:22 < abakedapplepie> youll hear from him pretty quick 20:22 < Casteil> he's 'working' from home today >.> 20:23 < abakedapplepie> turn off his vpn 20:23 <+TuxedoJack> So throttle his VPN speed 20:23 < abakedapplepie> tbh hes probably sleeping 20:23 < abakedapplepie> lol 20:23 <+TuxedoJack> To 56k 20:23 < abakedapplepie> 14.4k 20:23 < abakedapplepie> lets be real 20:23 < Hatter> 16.8k US ROBOTICS 20:23 <+TuxedoJack> Or set an idle timer on it 20:23 < F34RInc> redirect all DNS to felda.io 20:23 < Casteil> he's probably distracted by something which pisses me off because he's going on vacation tomorrow and we need to get something done today 20:23 < abakedapplepie> heh 20:23 <+TuxedoJack> 30 seconds of no transferring data? DISCONNECT 20:23 < abakedapplepie> s/30/3 20:23 < felda> F34RInc DISGUSTING 20:23 <+layer-eight> [SED abakedapplepie/TuxedoJack] 3 seconds of no transferring data? DISCONNECT 20:23 < Hatter> kdsfjhD)(*Y$#@H(*R(*FHDBOKjfnbdsakjifhb983gUBVF&*#VCDSOIHF(*#@GB*C()*@GFiodsfh9832qhu(*#@*($&*@NO CARRIER 20:24 < felda> F34RInc is pfblockerng out yet? 20:24 < F34RInc> felda, stop waiting for final 20:24 < felda> I will not put DEV in production 20:24 < abakedapplepie> its gonna be in dev for years 20:24 < abakedapplepie> :P 20:25 < F34RInc> I have no control over any of it, or any updates since dev was released to the public. Reasons 20:25 < sadbox> felda: There are only two states for software: beta and deprecated 20:25 < abakedapplepie> didnt irssi only recently hit 1.0 20:25 < abakedapplepie> 19 years later 20:26 <+TuxedoJack> Or change the address his VPN client points to to 0118:9998:8199:9119:7253:f00f:f00f:f00f\ 20:26 < abakedapplepie> what is that address 20:26 < sadbox> abakedapplepie: A.K.A. deprecated in lieu of weechat 20:26 < abakedapplepie> i dont know ipv6 jokes yet 20:26 <+AnonymooseWork> lol TuxedoJack 20:26 <+AnonymooseWork> lol 20:26 * AnonymooseWork chuckles 20:26 < F34RInc> Casteil, put it on his boss that !dev isnt reachable 20:26 <+TuxedoJack> abakedapplepie: 0 118 999 88199 9119 725 3 20:26 <+AnonymooseWork> ... 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> we've changed the number for 999 to serve you better 20:27 < abakedapplepie> i dont get it :'( 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> what? 20:27 < DomLS3> .value btc 20:27 < DomLS3> Current BTC (Bitcoin) value: 6736.31 (USD) 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> IT Crowd 20:27 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ 20:27 < DomLS3> .value eth 20:27 < abakedapplepie> oh 20:27 < DomLS3> Current ETH (Ethereum) value: 532.86 (USD) 20:27 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack → YouTube → 0118 999 881 999 119 7253 | The IT Crowd → ⚘ 2,012,703 ↑ 17,120 ↓ 290 ✍ 1,198 20:27 < abakedapplepie> shit 20:27 < rhqq> morning 20:27 < abakedapplepie> ok 20:27 < Casteil> F34RInc: eh. I'm not about to 'rat' 20:27 < grumplestiltzkin> FOOF FOOF FOOF 20:27 < abakedapplepie> i havent seen that since it aired 20:27 < abakedapplepie> lol 20:27 < Casteil> he's good at what he does 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> oh 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> fuck 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> you know 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> EMC Support sucks 20:27 <+AnonymooseWork> at getting back to you 20:27 < abakedapplepie> s/emc/dell 20:27 < Casteil> I'm just a little ticked off that I can't get ahold of him right now after his current task has run 3 times longer than I'd have expected it to 20:28 < abakedapplepie> my buddy works for emc 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> oh ya? 20:28 < abakedapplepie> except he doesnt because he got laid off 2 weeks ago 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> :( 20:28 < abakedapplepie> lol 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> that sucks 20:28 < sadbox> more places need to have silly ipv6 addresses 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> i had to open a T&M support request 20:28 < abakedapplepie> he is (was) a PMP 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> and well its been 4 hours or so 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> maybe not quite that long 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> 2? 20:28 < F34RInc> Casteil, if he was doing his job and following company policy you wouldnt have to bring up the issue. 20:28 < sadbox> 2a03:2880:f134:83:face:b00c:0:25de 20:28 <+AnonymooseWork> sent the guy the event logs but no response yet 20:29 < rhqq> Casteil: do i remember correctly you have that new dell laptop or you ended up with something else? 20:29 < Casteil> rhqq: XPS 9570 yes 20:30 < rhqq> how is it? 20:30 < Casteil> biggest complaint is probably the fact that it doesn't have dedicated pageup / pagedown keys like almost all of the other dell laptop keyboards 20:30 < rhqq> oh man 20:30 < Casteil> otherwise it's solid 20:30 < rhqq> can't you like add macro for super+uparrow 20:31 < Casteil> beautiful screen, great performance, pretty good battery life 20:31 < Casteil> rhqq: you can hit FN + up/down arrows for page up/down 20:31 < rhqq> im hyped for 4.17 kernel 20:31 < Hempux> The azure status page has been updated 20:31 < rhqq> oh, that's decent enough 20:31 < Hempux> there are issues in North Europe 20:31 < Casteil> but given the fact that the XPS 13 has pageup/pagedown flanking the up arrow key, I don't understand why this bigger XPS 15 doesn't. 20:32 < rhqq> i guess it was 0.031415¢ cheaper per unit ;-) 20:32 < abakedapplepie> lol 20:32 < catbeard> who knows about the CR0.TS lazy fpu context switch bug? 20:33 < DomLS3> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPjGyJvefd4 20:33 <+layer-eight> * DomLS3 → YouTube → Judge DESTROYS Ditzy Rich Girl → ⚘ 27,527,459 ↑ 112,585 ↓ 7,061 ✍ 39,534 20:33 < darkscrypt> catbeard: is this new? 20:33 < rhqq> Casteil: personally i'd give a lot for microsoft-style keyboard in laptop... 20:33 < catbeard> pretty new 20:33 < rhqq> their arc keyboard is a fucking masterpiece 20:33 < catbeard> was on OSS last week 20:33 < darkscrypt> oss? 20:33 < catbeard> it's a mailing list 20:34 < abakedapplepie> i just want a full keyboard 20:34 < darkscrypt> i'm not on that. probably should 20:34 < abakedapplepie> with all the keys where they are supposed to be 20:34 < abakedapplepie> stop. moving. my. keys. 20:34 < arlion> russia is dominating this game, but egypt defense is on point. 20:34 < rhqq> abakedapplepie: yeah, true, but if it comes to slim/small keyboards you need to have some compromises here or there 20:34 < rhqq> and to be fair, i grown to my ms keyboard so much i no longer want to use full ones 20:35 < arlion> for the mount of time on the offensive, im surprised they haven't been able to convert 20:35 < abakedapplepie> i require delete/home/end/pgup/pgdown 20:35 < abakedapplepie> i require 20:35 < Hatter> arlion: which game 20:35 < Hatter> Clue? 20:35 < arlion> russia vs egypt. 20:35 < Hatter> russia always wins that fight 20:36 < arlion> almost HT and no points 20:36 < rhqq> abakedapplepie: everything is just a matter of getting used to though. what's more. it's good for your brain to switch between different setups, just to poke your brain cells more and cause new neural connections to grow 20:36 < Hatter> oh the football match 20:36 < Hatter> I thought we were playing war games 20:36 < arlion> duh. it's on right now lol 20:36 < abakedapplepie> rhqq: the problem is i switch setups daily 20:36 < abakedapplepie> between laptop, work laptop, home desktop 20:36 < Hatter> DUH? 20:36 < abakedapplepie> i want my shit the same 20:36 < arlion> DUUUUHHHHHH 20:36 < Hatter> I work for a living alright 20:37 < arlion> im sitting at work watching the game right now 20:37 < Hatter> please don't duh me 20:37 < Hatter> that's very offensive 20:37 < arlion> youtube tv ftw 20:37 < rhqq> abakedapplepie: it's still better to have them different (long term ;P) 20:37 < arlion> the best part was that you were right about everything, but on a completely different topic 20:41 < Hatter> arlion: that happened once before when I was talking about JFDkthx's mother while everyone else was discussing the documentary Blackfish 20:43 < arlion> tbf, easy mistake to make. 20:43 < Hempux> felda, how do i get my vlan (in pfssense) on the interwebs 20:45 < felda> allow all rules my dude 20:45 < felda> if you don't want to allow all then you have to create and alias with the RFC Networks 20:46 < felda> then allow VLAN to Not RFC 20:47 < felda> Hempux view the needful https://i.imgur.com/O7oFcf0.png 20:47 <+layer-eight> * felda → IMAGE/PNG Document, 38,847 bytes 20:48 < felda> those bottom 2 rules are relevant 20:48 < Hatter> which firewall interface is that? it looks amazing 20:48 < Hempux> So the rules creates routes etc automatically? 20:48 < felda> Hatter those are my WAN / LAN and VLAN interfaces 20:48 < Hatter> I meant the 20:49 < Hatter> oh nevermind 20:49 < felda> Hempux no that does not create routes 20:49 < felda> Hempux just allows traffic to flow 20:49 < felda> routes should be automatic 20:50 <+giant_it_burrit> is felda being helpful 20:50 <+giant_it_burrit> what the shit 20:50 < Hatter> giant_it_burrit: give him your + 20:50 <+giant_it_burrit> JollyRgrs: felda is actually helping people 20:50 < felda> Hempux you shouldn't have to create routes unless something is really fucky 20:50 <+giant_it_burrit> please advise 20:51 < Hempux> Thanks felda 20:51 < felda> Hempux ignore the "INTERNET" gateway group. you should leave it default. I have it set because I have a gateway group that does failover between 2 WANs for me 21:00 < grumplestiltzkin> your face is 2 WANs 21:01 < insecurity> wjat 21:01 < insecurity> what's a better pfsense alternative? 21:01 < darkscrypt> getting banned. 21:01 < felda> lmao 21:01 < int0x1C8> felda, to have WAN failover work do you need to have an additional edge router telling the internal routers what to use? 21:01 < felda> insecurity what features do you need? 21:01 < felda> int0x1C8 nope 21:02 < insecurity> fw + utm + arm? 21:02 < Hunterkll> no? 21:02 < int0x1C8> see I didn't think so 21:02 < insecurity> also free 21:02 < Hunterkll> standard wan failover just keeps internet working 21:02 < felda> int0x1C8 you have 2 WANs plugged into pfsense. Add both of those to a gateway group and tell it to switch when one goes down 21:02 < Hunterkll> your external WAN IP changes during failover 21:02 < felda> Hunterkll yes it would 21:02 < Hunterkll> so it's just for having resiliancy of connection 21:02 < Hunterkll> nothing else 21:02 < Hunterkll> inbound will fuck up 21:02 < Hunterkll> etc 21:02 < Hunterkll> it's ... okay 21:03 < felda> while using gateway groups it will balance between both of the gateways 21:03 < Hunterkll> it's not really that great for anything other than internet access uptime for purely outbound services 21:03 < felda> right 21:03 < felda> I would really recommend turning on sticky connections 21:03 < Hunterkll> using separate nat pools 21:03 < genr8_> what does that help with felda 21:03 < genr8_> sticky 21:03 < Hunterkll> is probably the gist of what pfsense is doing 21:03 < Hunterkll> genr8_, two nat pools, one for each WAN, you go out one, someone else goes out the other 21:03 < Hunterkll> eh 21:04 < felda> banks don't like it when you try to access you account from a WAN IP and then if it tries to switch to WAN2 IP banks and stuff throw up errors for switching IPs 21:04 < Hunterkll> better to get real connections and have real failover 21:04 < felda> It's like telling your bank you're coming to the drive thru in a blue car and then showing up in a red truck and trying to say it's still you 21:04 < felda> Hunterkll there are better options sure 21:05 < felda> but it worked really well for me 21:05 < Hunterkll> sure, but there's not too much 'real' use case 21:05 < felda> I actually had 3 WANs that were failover + load balance. 21:05 <+ihre> "sessions, how do they work" 21:05 < ebol4> get one of those SD-WAN doohickies 21:05 < Hunterkll> in situations where i've needed redundancy like that we were already talking multi-office linking with metro-E 21:05 < felda> DSL + Metro E + Fiber all going using Gateway Groups 21:05 < Hunterkll> if tghe metro E goes down you lose all your inter-office networking anyway 21:06 < Hunterkll> so you're still isolated 21:06 < felda> when the DSL went down it was automatically excluded from the gateway group so it only used Metro E and Fiber 21:06 < Hatter> I was googling the meaning of this song I'm listening to and found this: 21:06 < Hatter> This song is bleeding into our timeline and should not exist here. It caused a race war in a neighboring timeline- The race war spoken of within their milieu by Manson (one of Manson's "family" played in the band for a time in our time-line). This Forever Changes album had another name which I will not say here. 21:06 < felda> right right 21:06 < felda> int0x1C8 good luck finding something that can do all that on ARM 21:07 < Hunterkll> felda, me, a raspberry pi, and about 20 minutes can do it 21:07 < Hunterkll> lol 21:07 < felda> sure sure that's fine but he was probably looking for an all in one 21:07 < Hunterkll> throguhput'll suck because of how the pi does ethernet 21:07 < Hunterkll> i'd just get a blasted juniper 21:08 < Hunterkll> or something 21:08 < Hunterkll> maybe an ASA 21:08 < Hunterkll> like $500 21:08 < Hunterkll> new 21:08 < felda> > asking for free firewall OS 21:08 < felda> yeah sure Juniper meets that requirement 21:08 < Hunterkll> the hardware isn't free 21:08 < Hunterkll> ;) 21:08 < Hunterkll> but pfSense on ARM is a thing 21:08 < Hunterkll> companies sell boxes for it 21:08 < felda> yes but very specific ARM devices 21:08 <@JollyRgrs> giant_it_burrit: ticket closed, bot functions as normal 21:09 < Hunterkll> *shrug* do it with openwrt on a buffalo router 21:09 < Hunterkll> lo 21:10 <+ihre> http://pcengines.ch/apu2c4.htm 21:10 <+layer-eight> * ihre → PC Engines apu2c4 product file 21:10 <+ihre> get one of those 21:10 <+ihre> :3 21:11 < int0x1C8> in our case there are 2 locations each would have a pfsense router in state/config mirror, default behavior right now is to have the other site route through our ISP all on the same subnet 21:11 <+ihre> or as a kit, https://www.miniserver.it/home-page-products/apu2-firewall-entry-level-3-nic-4gb.html 21:11 <+layer-eight> * ihre → apu2 4gb hardware OPNsense pfsense zeroshell ipfire ipcop monowall - miniserver.it 21:12 <+ihre> lol, "IPCop +€5.00" 21:12 < int0x1C8> so all traffic at other site gets routed to main site as LAN traffic, then out the main pfsense to the WAN 21:12 < genr8_> never heard of those 21:13 <+ihre> https://omnia.turris.cz/en/ isnt bad either 21:13 <+layer-eight> * ihre → Turris Omnia 21:13 < felda> int0x1C8 that's kinda weird but okay 21:13 < int0x1C8> we're trying to get it so if the main site's connection goes down, our ISP can quickly open up that WAN connection to the second site, and the pfsense router there takes over 21:14 < int0x1C8> yeah, probably not the best 21:14 < felda> I'm not 100% on how you would do that 21:14 < int0x1C8> well I know its not going to be 100% automatic 21:14 < genr8_> i know how 21:14 < genr8_> Gateway Groups 21:15 < genr8_> you'd have to add both as potential gateways, and set the "metric" so the backup only functions when the first times out 21:15 < int0x1C8> honestly I'd rather re-engineer the networks to be separate with a site-to-site VPN connection 21:16 < int0x1C8> but no one wants to deal with the fallout of a redesign during our busy season 21:17 < genr8_> like this: https://puu.sh/AIfat/090a6969a6.png 21:17 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ → IMAGE/PNG Document, 69,637 bytes 21:18 < grumplestiltzkin> int0x1C8: I missed the beginning, but like if a main site WAN goes down, you can have your internal WAN routing track that gateway, and use the other gateway, same with the networks that are at your main site, you can have those routes track, then go to your alternate internet gateway site, then like a GRE tunnel across the public cloud back to your main site (unless all your main site lines get back-hoed, then youre hosed anyway 21:19 < genr8_> "Member down", "Packet Loss" , "High Latency", or [both] are the options 21:19 < genr8_> i read that as black-holed 21:19 < genr8_> but you mean dug up by a back-hoe 21:20 < grumplestiltzkin> yeah 21:20 < int0x1C8> yeah, then we have bigger things to worry about 21:21 < grumplestiltzkin> int0x1C8: with a setup like that, you become resistant to an internet line, *or* wan line to either of your (2?) internet gateways, andy one of the 4 lines can fail and you'll still have full connectivity, but with a few more hops 21:22 < int0x1C8> I'm not even sure how our ISP does it currently, but all internal and external at the second site go through the same fiber connection to the main site, where our pfsense router is, then external traffic goes out through that on the same fiber connection that the internal stuff just came through 21:23 < genr8_> i would be curious to know 21:23 < felda> If you used gateway groups you would set WAN 1 as Tier 1 and WAN 2 as Tier 2. Then set LAN to use that gateway group as the default gateway 21:24 < int0x1C8> ok, good stuff 21:24 < int0x1C8> all this is theoretical at this point, we haven't even gotten a quote yet for opening up the pipe all the way at 2nd site 21:25 <@JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: you ever get that W3ws issue resolved? 21:25 < grumplestiltzkin> int0x1C8: for what it's worth, in the last 10 years, over 90% of any circuit failures have been last mile related, where the problem was at the CO. For a situation like that, it would be OK, but man. all on the same physical media - bad juju 21:25 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, seems fine today 21:25 < Hunterkll> *shrug* 21:25 <@JollyRgrs> did you bounce the box? 21:25 <@JollyRgrs> or did it just sort itself out? 21:25 < grumplestiltzkin> most of those fails were on T1s, where I figured out pretty quick, if you break into the smart jack and reseat the card, usually that will wix it 21:25 < grumplestiltzkin> fix 21:26 < int0x1C8> grumplestiltzkin, I know but that's how it was set up when I came into this job and I was like wtf wizardry 21:26 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, just let it do its thing 21:32 < Hatter> what's that david bowie song that sounds a bit like an anthem 21:32 < AnimalFarmPig> starman? 21:33 < Hatter> obviously not 21:33 < AnimalFarmPig> obviously? I think it sounds anthemic 21:34 < Hatter> yeah well 21:34 * JollyRgrs shrugs 21:34 < Hatter> it has that anthem sounding light drumming, tsh tsh tsh tsh 21:35 < genr8_> ah good ol' "bootrec /rebuildbcd" after a failed P2V image clone 21:38 < Hatter> well I didn't describe it so well, but the correct answer was Shapes of Things 21:39 <@JollyRgrs> wtf... dude wants me to list out all the errors i've ever pointed out from the SCCM team (they claim they haven't been screwing up like they have) 21:39 <@JollyRgrs> so he wants me to get a list by EOB tomorrow or thurs. with all the issues i've pointed out to keep catastrophe from happening 21:39 < pcspkr> JollyRgrs: "mistake #1: conception" 21:40 < pcspkr> go all in 21:43 < rhqq> abakedapplepie: https://www.amazon.com/Mechanical-Keyboard-Extra-Thin-Switches-HV-KB390L/dp/B0722GG88M this keyboard is new one i'm drooling about, i wish it was wireless though :S 21:44 < Jekotia> I hate users. 21:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> Users hate I. 21:44 < Jekotia> One of mine actively avoided my question of "what procedure are you following to do this?" when I was trying to help them 21:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> Users are the reason your job exists though :P 21:44 < rhqq> yeah.... 21:44 < Jekotia> How can I help you if YOU WON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 21:44 < alazare619> are there any pfsense apu's with more then 1ghz and 2 cores? 21:45 < alazare619> i.e. like the espressobin? 21:45 < abakedapplepie> why not just get any small form factor thing 21:45 < abakedapplepie> intel nuc 21:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> alazare619: my pfsense is running on an i5 core 21:46 < McDonaldsWiFi> course its atx xD 21:47 < abakedapplepie> or itx with a 4-nic pci-e card 21:47 < genr8_> its better off just getting a mini ITX and sticking a 4-port card in 21:47 < Jekotia> The latest NUC is madness. AMD and Intel working together on on a SBPC... 21:47 < abakedapplepie> if you want more nics 21:47 < genr8_> ya lol 21:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I'm running mine on a DC powered Intel J1800 "industrial" mini-itx board 21:47 < genr8_> those are cool i guess 21:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> just amek sure you have intel nics 21:47 <+TuxedoJack> McDonaldsWiFi: you too? I'm using this. https://i.imgur.com/6I2YgiX.png 21:47 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack → IMAGE/PNG Document, 137,152 bytes 21:47 < abakedapplepie> that new intel/amd hybrid is insane 21:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> i have a lot of trouble with non-ntel 21:47 < abakedapplepie> but you pay for that insanity 21:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> TuxedoJack: LOL 1% usage, looks like mine 21:47 < abakedapplepie> the higher end NUC is like 1800 21:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> never above a few % even when full throttle xD 21:48 < AnimalFarmPig> I've had good luck with Broadcom 5709C's. They're dual port cards and go for under $10 on ebay 21:48 <+TuxedoJack> i5-4690 is overkill for most desktop users, let alone for a pfSense 21:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> ^ 21:48 < abakedapplepie> lol 21:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> LOL 4690 21:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> my gaming pc runs a 4690k xD 21:48 < abakedapplepie> im sure plenty of us have those sitting around 21:48 < genr8_> all you need are a couple of cores and a couple of Ghz 21:48 < abakedapplepie> i have so many decommed 2nd 3rd and 4th gen intel desktops 21:48 < int0x1C8> our pfsense is running on a poweredge r710 16 logical cores and 48GB of RAM 21:48 <+TuxedoJack> McDonaldsWiFi: it's an Optiplex 7020, scrapped from a client 21:49 < abakedapplepie> int0x1C8 ok thats silly 21:49 < abakedapplepie> lol 21:49 < int0x1C8> I know 21:49 <+TuxedoJack> I threw in 8GB of RAM and a 16GB piece of shit SATA2 SSD 21:49 < abakedapplepie> my first pfsense box was a 486 21:49 < int0x1C8> we literally couldn't give these away, we have 3 more of them 21:49 < McDonaldsWiFi> xD 21:49 < abakedapplepie> int0x1C8: hello its me your friend that wants a 710 21:49 < McDonaldsWiFi> I need something smaller for mine tbh, something more power efficient 21:49 < vinrock> my first pfsense box was a timex watch 21:49 < abakedapplepie> ill pay shipping 21:49 < abakedapplepie> :P 21:49 < Hatter> and handling? 21:50 < genr8_> i want a 710 too 21:50 < GreyKite> abakedapplepie: will you pay to have your package handled? 21:50 < int0x1C8> well, technically 2 more, one of them is going to be our 2nd pfsense 21:50 < int0x1C8> its pretty absurd 21:50 < abakedapplepie> GreyKite: im married so i dont know what that means 21:50 < GreyKite> abakedapplepie: so that's a yes but only when "out with the boys" 21:51 < abakedapplepie> lol 21:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> what kind of geoblocking do you guys use on your pfsense boxes? 21:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> if any 21:51 < abakedapplepie> on my personal pfsense router vm on my dedicated server i block russia and china 21:51 < vinrock> with my non-pfsense box i block china/vietnam/seychelles 21:51 < GreyKite> fuck china 21:51 < rhqq> fuck chinese girls^ 21:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah china was a big one 21:51 < int0x1C8> I route russia and china to IP black holes 21:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> seychelles 21:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> very specific 21:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol 21:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> yeah and russian IPs.. but I sometimes use sites like 123movies.to 21:52 < vinrock> seychelles is where all the bad hosts from netherlands went 21:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> russia hosted lol 21:52 < felda> pfsense runs on more platforms than Skyrim does 21:52 < vinrock> its one of those small countires companies go to hide from the tax man 21:52 < abakedapplepie> felda: what about doom tho 21:52 < McDonaldsWiFi> i have a potato that runs pfsense 21:52 < abakedapplepie> checkmate 21:54 < GreyKite> felda: I think NetBSD still holds the record, that or Linux 21:56 <@Code_Man65> Nah, it's totes held by BeOS 21:56 < AnimalFarmPig> where are all the cheap atom motherboards with DC jacks? :( 21:56 < officerrando> BeOS! that brings back memories 21:56 < GreyKite> BeOS is a beauty 21:56 < felda> GreyKite: I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version 21:56 < felda> of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. 21:57 < officerrando> #Stallman'd 21:57 < genr8_> This is the new ITX pentium silver https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813157808 21:57 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ → ASRock J5005-ITX Intel Quad-Core Pentium Silver Processor J5005 (up to 2.8 GHz) Mini ITX Motherboard/CPU Combo - Newegg.com 21:57 < GreyKite> felda: no, I'm fucking not, because I don't think android uses and GNU 21:58 < GreyKite> s/and/any 21:58 <+layer-eight> [SED GreyKite] felda: no, I'm fucking not, because I don't think anyroid uses and GNU 21:58 < genr8_> 1 lan port and only an x1 slot :/ 21:58 < GreyKite> Fucking assballs, I deserved that 21:58 < AnimalFarmPig> I guess there aren't any more DC powered atom boards. Just buy one of these, I guess-- https://www.amazon.com/Support-Adapter-Switch-Supply-Module/dp/B075DXW5T9/ 21:59 < AnimalFarmPig> the x1 PCIe slot is kind of a problem. Many of the cheap quad GigE cards are x4 slot 22:01 < AnimalFarmPig> for example, I've got a bunch of these at home, including in my pfsense box-- https://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Broadcom-5709c-Dual-Port-Gigabit-Ethernet-PCIe-Server-Adapter-network-card/171747654505 22:01 <+layer-eight> * AnimalFarmPig → NEW Broadcom 5709c Dual Port Gigabit Ethernet PCIe Server Adapter network card | eBay 22:01 < AnimalFarmPig> that's not the best price for that card, I've seen them under $10, but supply might be drying up 22:02 < felda> AnimalFarmPig >BROADCOMS 22:02 < felda> YOU FILTHY NON-INTEL SWINE 22:02 < abakedapplepie> i am swimming in intel pro 4x nic cards 22:02 < tommis_> can anyone with access to a poweredge server and a non-enterprise drac license help me troubleshoot a problem? I need to know if the dedicated idrac port indicator lights stay dead if there isn't an enterprise license installed. 22:02 < abakedapplepie> no you cant have any 22:02 < abakedapplepie> :P 22:02 < Spr1ng> ye dont use broadcoms on freebsd 22:02 < abakedapplepie> intel or bust frankly imo 22:02 < vinrock> is servermonkey.com loading for anyone 22:02 < vinrock> or is it me 22:02 < AnimalFarmPig> felda: Intel-- who needs openvswitch compatibility, amirite? 22:03 < grumplestiltzkin> Thanks for the reminder. my home all-in-one is a t110 II. WRY does it only have 1 onboard NIC? the world may never know 22:03 < felda> AnimalFarmPig all NICs are for pfsense and nothing else 22:03 < tommis_> i have an enterprise license, but no activity on the idrac nic at all and i've tried everything to get it to work. 22:03 < AnimalFarmPig> felda: one I linked has been working great with pfsense and everything else I run 22:03 < abakedapplepie> whoa what is this intel silver thing? 22:03 < vinrock> tommis_ 22:04 < abakedapplepie> the chip is on board? 22:04 < vinrock> did you try a sacrifice 22:04 < abakedapplepie> that is cheap too 22:04 < tommis_> @vinrock three goats and one toddler 22:04 <+TuxedoJack> God damn, Meditab, fix your fucking on-hold music 22:04 < vinrock> sounds like you're shit out of luck my friend 22:04 <+TuxedoJack> It's skipping like a Milli Vanilli performance 22:04 <+TuxedoJack> Or a woman with a VCH piercing 22:05 < GreyKite> ...I want to google that 22:05 < GreyKite> but I'm worried 22:05 < abakedapplepie> milli vanilli 22:05 < abakedapplepie> smh 22:05 < AnimalFarmPig> abakedapplepie: yeah, processor on the board. 10W TDP. Don't expect it to be fast, but good enough for pfsense 22:06 < abakedapplepie> 10w nice 22:06 < abakedapplepie> i see its fanless so thats neat 22:06 < genr8_> i thought there woulda been one with a full size PCI-e slot 22:07 < genr8_> but im not really hitting on one of the same class 22:07 < abakedapplepie> the intel NUCs have mini pci-express 8x slots 22:07 < abakedapplepie> there are mini pci-e NICs 22:07 < abakedapplepie> not good ones but they exist 22:08 < genr8_> 8? or 2 fours ? 22:08 < abakedapplepie> 8 22:08 < abakedapplepie> oh maybe it is 4 22:08 < felda> AnimalFarmPig does that eBay NIC come with a low profile bracket? 22:08 < abakedapplepie> its tied to the m.2 22:08 < aName> I love how if you pass /quiet to the SEP installer it just silently fails because it doesn't know what to do with that switch but somehow still knows it's supposed to be quiet 22:08 < abakedapplepie> lol 22:09 < vinrock> good ol' symantec 22:09 < genr8_> its 4 per m.2 22:09 < abakedapplepie> yeah 22:09 < AnimalFarmPig> felda: depends on the seller. I just picked the top one. Seems like a lot fewer people selling them than there were a year ago :/ 22:09 < abakedapplepie> i think it shares an m2 bus so its probably 4 22:09 < AnimalFarmPig> felda: that NIC was definitely available in low profile format 22:10 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: I found a 4 port of the same one, thanks. Watch out if you search them, some sellers are shipping from china. 22:11 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: no problem. Everyone wants to buy Intel NIC's, so the Broadcom ones get ignored even if they're decent and stay cheap 22:11 < aName> vinrock: I thought /qn would do it too... but it's not actually doing it 22:11 * aName grumbles 22:11 < aName> AnimalFarmPig: Because I never have any problems with intel NICs 22:11 < aName> AnimalFarmPig: lol 22:12 < AnimalFarmPig> aName: I haven't had any problems with my <$10 Broadcom NICs, and I've got at least a half dozen of them 22:13 < AnimalFarmPig> would have been much more expensive to buy that many Intel NICs 22:14 < grumplestiltzkin> AnimalFarmPig: you said youve used a BCM5709C with esxi before? 22:15 < AnimalFarmPig> I've got a few appliance type machines on my LAN with this motherboard-- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J0DJJ28/ it used to be $50. Add a $30-$50 AM1 processor and some RAM, and it's good to go. Runs off the built-in DC power jack. Performs better than equivalent Intel BayTrail-D. Despite being rated at 25W vs 10W for BayTrail, consumes about the same amount of power. 22:15 < AnimalFarmPig> grumplestiltzkin: Yes, for older version. I haven't used ESXi for a while though 22:16 < AnimalFarmPig> iirc, that chipset was really common in PE 2950's 22:16 < grumplestiltzkin> I think it was 6.5 for $30ish shipped its worth testing 22:17 < AnimalFarmPig> I don't remember what the last ESXi release I ran was. It was at least 5.1 22:17 < grumplestiltzkin> $40ish shipped 22:17 < asimon> Damn. I feel like I've been really productive today 22:18 < asimon> Then I made a to-do list and crossed of the things I already did 22:18 < asimon> Apparently I only completed like 4 things today 22:18 * asimon fuck 22:19 < aName> Has anyone ever set up a silent installer for SEP? /quiet and /qn don't seem to actually install and obv it doesn't give me any feedback on why not 22:19 < aName> Trying to build a meta-installer to install a bunch of stuff 22:20 < officerrando> i'm decommissioning an sbs 2011 box, and just found out it has a USB modem hooked and is using ms fax manager to auto print/email/save faxes. :-/ 22:20 < rhqq> guys, any recommended ansible quickstart guide? 22:20 < officerrando> the folder it saves to goes back to 2011... literally 3,000 fax tiffs in there. 700 MB worth. 22:21 < ebol4> rhqq: put your servers in the inventory file and then run ansible commands 22:21 < officerrando> i literally have never seen this before. lol. time to dig in and learn something new 22:21 < rhqq> ebol4: yeah, but umm, im starting from 0 22:21 < rhqq> so was looking for quickstart 22:21 < ebol4> you have no servers 22:23 < ebol4> https://docs.ansible.com/ansible/latest/user_guide/intro_getting_started.html#your-first-commands 22:23 <+layer-eight> * ebol4 → Getting Started — Ansible Documentation 22:23 < rhqq> ok, so im going with official ones 22:23 < rhqq> cool 22:24 < ebol4> if you don't have ssh keys set up, you can use "ansible all -m ping -u rhqq --ask-pass" and it'll prompt for a password 22:25 < aName> I love when I find out from a coworker some task was assigned to me and no one told me 22:25 < aName> I guess I was supposed to see the email that never mentions me anywhere but in cc and assume it was for me 22:25 < aName> >.< 22:25 < aName> (I get hundreds of emails a day that only tangentially involve me, I don't mentally process all of them) 22:25 < rhqq> i have servers to manage and i have server to manage from, ssh keys are also there, just wanted some docs to get me started quickly without too much internals. i'll follow the doc you sent me 22:25 < StrongBad> I have a 2 way forest trust and conditional forwarding between two domains, but I've had to manually create cnames for my domain controllers and file servers in order to get everything to work properly. What gives? 22:26 * MillerBOSS is listening to KISS - Lick It Up from the album Lick It Up on Spotify. 22:26 <+MillerBOSS> LICK IT UP! 22:26 < officerrando> "It 22:27 < officerrando> "It's only right now!" 22:31 <+MillerBOSS> Ooh yeah ooh yeah 22:34 < XV8> What are some good places to learn stuff outside of YouTube? I tried Udemy and the courses there are really hit and miss 22:35 < SynMonger> MIT has a lot of their classes open for free online nowadays 22:38 < L3gacy> Rage:1 Keyboard:-12934769871562367543 22:38 < L3gacy> Dont discuss politics with a die hard Trump believer 22:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> L3gacy: same goes for die hard berners 22:38 < McDonaldsWiFi> they are both just as rabid and ignore reason 22:39 < L3gacy> I'd rather we spend money on college, than on fighter jets the AF says they dont need 22:39 < McDonaldsWiFi> if those are the only 2 opens then yeah Ill agree! 22:39 < Hatter> L3gacy: have you ever seen a fighter jet irl? they're REALLY cool 22:42 <@JollyRgrs> same goes with diehard anythings, why make it political? 22:43 < alazare619> WINAMP WINAMP WINAMP it really kicks the llama's ass 22:43 <@killdash9> Hatter: not as cool as a Space Force plane though 22:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> I watched a lot of porn on winamp as a kid 22:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: 22:44 < McDonaldsWiFi> tldr; lil mcwifi watched a lot of porn in general 22:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> shit 22:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> that sounds bad wthout knowing the context from this morning 22:45 < McDonaldsWiFi> lol 22:45 < L3gacy> I think I just threatened to beat someone to death with the constitution 22:45 < vinrock> your constitution? 22:45 < vinrock> das nasty 22:45 < L3gacy> Well.. I named a hammer "The constitution" 22:47 < deww> and afterwards, you go to the library, which is your local go go joint 22:47 <@JollyRgrs> McDonaldsWiFi: on winamp? 22:47 <@JollyRgrs> you srsly used winamp for watching videos? 22:47 < AnimalFarmPig> I didn't realize winamp could do video 22:47 < hxcsp> i only watched visualizations on winamp 22:47 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ 22:47 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: it was either in version 3 or 5 22:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> JollyRgrs: young mcwifi had no idea how things worked 22:47 <@JollyRgrs> the classic 2.x did not 22:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> and my main priority was covering my tracks lol 22:47 < deww> one video streaming site i used to visit used winamp for streaming 22:47 < AnimalFarmPig> oh, I'm only familiar with classic version 22:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> I used to make a new profile on win xp for porn, then delete it when I was done 22:47 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: i made some vizualizations for winamp, they were cool 22:47 < McDonaldsWiFi> hahahaha 22:48 < McDonaldsWiFi> man teenagers are weird 22:48 <@JollyRgrs> hxcsp: i miss winamp.. its visualizations and jumplists 22:48 <@JollyRgrs> the things my gfx could do on the viz now that it just couldn't push back then, lol 22:48 < sadbox> McDonaldsWiFi: you know roy moore said the same thing 22:49 <@killdash9> is there anything out there now that does visuals like Winamp did? I miss some of those for parties 22:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> sadbox: lol 22:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> you know winamp still exists 22:50 < McDonaldsWiFi> and it still plays music just fine.. 22:50 <@killdash9> and last I tried choked on a giant library. A plugin for Google Music or the like would be needed too 22:51 < McDonaldsWiFi> sad 22:51 <@killdash9> honestly, the latter is a requirement as I lost most of my mp3 collection in a horrible RAID array cratering 22:52 <@killdash9> RAID is not a backup solution. Say it with me. RAID is not a backup solution. 22:53 < GreyKite> I back all of my stuff up on RAID 22:53 < AnimalFarmPig> RAID is a back-up solution that syncs from source to back-up in real time 22:54 <@JollyRgrs> killdash9: that's why i save to ZFS... it is better backup than RAID 22:54 <@JollyRgrs> actually, i store to ZFS so i can do a zfs send to a backup drive :P 22:54 <@JollyRgrs> killdash9: and yeah, XMMS never quite hit as good as winamp... winamp was my biggest losses when i went to linux desktop for a while 22:54 <@JollyRgrs> and nothing on windows side either 22:55 < sadbox> I loved amarok / clementine 22:55 <@JollyRgrs> i had winamp viz going to my ATI through my ATI all-in-wonder 8500 :) 22:55 < sadbox> but I also lost my mp3 collection and I've been on $CLOUD_SERVICE for years now 22:55 <@killdash9> xmms was close enough. I never really used winamp back then as I was one of those pure Linux junkies in my misguided youth 22:55 <@JollyRgrs> heh 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> XMMS was close for sure 22:56 < AnimalFarmPig> I backup my mp3's to tape 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> sadbox: now i mostly use google music... but still have subsonic running at home if i need/want my own collection 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: as in cassette tape, amirite? 22:56 < AnimalFarmPig> ^ :D 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> back in the day, i'd do that though... 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> i made mixtapes of mp3s onto cassette 22:56 < AnimalFarmPig> make a sweet mix tape 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> yup 22:56 <@JollyRgrs> battery lasted much longer on trips, and no skipping 22:57 <@JollyRgrs> ESP just chewed up the cd player's battery 22:57 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, but you could fit a whole shitload of music on an mp3 CD 22:57 < sadbox> I still really loved / enjoyed the playlist-focused nature of amarok 22:57 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: mp3 cd players weren't until later years 22:57 < genr8_> i still use MP3 CD's lol. DVD's actually. 22:57 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: pre or post redesign? 22:57 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: pre-redesign 22:57 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: I had one in the late 90's 22:57 <@JollyRgrs> i did that when i had a DL and was driving 22:57 <@JollyRgrs> AnimalFarmPig: me, too 22:58 <@JollyRgrs> mid 90s i did not 22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: pre-redesign was great 22:58 <@killdash9> mp3 CDs got me through so many 25 hour shifts in the early 90s. 22:58 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: clementine is a ressurection of amarok pre-redesign 22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: ahhh... yeah, I had a diamond rio for a while during that time 22:58 <@JollyRgrs> luckee 22:58 < sadbox> AnimalFarmPig: and it runs on OSX + WIndows + Linux IIRC 22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> sadbox: I no longer have an mp3 collection 22:58 < sadbox> saaaaaame 22:58 <@JollyRgrs> i had a 32mb mp3 player i was able to afford at some point... i was a poor young kid 22:58 < sadbox> but I still miss it 22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> just listen to pandora ans spotify like a plebian 22:58 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah 22:59 < AnimalFarmPig> I should build one up again, but I can't seem to find a lot of the music I like 22:59 < sadbox> JollyRgrs: I just had a portable CD player that could do MP3s 22:59 <@JollyRgrs> sadbox: that's what i used 22:59 < AnimalFarmPig> JollyRgrs: my father worked overseas at the time, and apparently they were much cheaper in England for some reason :shrug: 22:59 < sadbox> was a PITA to skip around, but way cheaper for this poor kid 22:59 <@JollyRgrs> the mp3 player (32mb) was more of a novelty, i used it for mowing hte lawn sometimes 22:59 < AnimalFarmPig> yeah, my Rio was about the same size 23:00 <@JollyRgrs> everything much cheaper overseas for early electronics... prob b/c no FCC 23:09 < AnimalFarmPig> mysql://stagingSQL:password1@dev-postgres.localdomain/qa_final_final_2 23:09 < AnimalFarmPig> oops, mispaste 23:09 < darkscrypt> O_O 23:09 < SynMonger> hunter2 23:09 < darkscrypt> mysql://stagingSQL:*********@dev-postgres.localdomain/qa_final_final 23:10 < darkscrypt> that's all we can see 23:10 < AnimalFarmPig> pls no steal production database credentials 23:10 < darkscrypt> looks like its just staging 23:10 < darkscrypt> prod is password2 23:10 < AnimalFarmPig> doh, u're right 23:10 < pcspkr> they seed their staging database with prod data 23:10 * hxcsp logs into dev-postgres.localdomain deletes everything 23:10 < hxcsp> oh that was my .localdomain shit 23:18 < estranger> crap flight delayed 23:18 < estranger> craponastick 23:19 < aName> ... so now I think SEP is installing silently but spawned some error window that it's not displaying 23:19 < aName> lol 23:21 < aName> That or it takes approximately forever to run 23:21 < LilLinux> If i am using dd to clone a disk in linux, does the target dest HDD need to be formatted/paritioned a certain way? 23:22 < aName> narp 23:22 < aName> it'll march right the fuck over all that 23:22 < LilLinux> Am i supposed to get a response after typing the cmd? 23:22 < enix> ^ 23:22 < LilLinux> Its just blank 23:22 < enix> NOpe 23:22 < enix> dd is expert mode man 23:22 < aName> ^ 23:22 < enix> All assumptions made that you know what you're doing with it 23:22 < felda> I think that means it's busy working 23:23 < aName> See what top has to say? 23:23 < enix> You don't know it's done until you drop back to your ps1 23:23 < estranger> no output is good 23:23 < enix> estranger: 100% 23:23 < estranger> when it stops, should just go back to the prompt 23:23 < estranger> if it says anything.... dats bad 23:23 < enix> cracks me up though because even I need that visual reassurance 23:23 < estranger> oh wait maybe it gives stats? 23:23 < aName> Yeah 23:23 < aName> It's nice to know it's doing something 23:23 < LilLinux> Is it possible to fuck up the source HDD? 23:23 < estranger> yeah.. gives one line of stats.. but there is no status 23:23 < enix> LilLinux: nah 23:23 < aName> LilLinux: Sure, if you put it in as the target lol 23:24 < enix> It's literally a patrick star meme 23:24 < LilLinux> lol 23:24 < enix> "why dont we take the data from here and put it over there" 23:24 < estranger> LilLinux, not if you dont put it under of= by mistake 23:24 < Patrick> no this is Patrick 23:24 < enix> Patrick: OMG 23:24 < LilLinux> Cause I just realized I did the the cmd from the production machine itself and not a livedisk 23:24 < estranger> LilLinux, as root too? 23:24 < aName> It only writes to of 23:24 < LilLinux> yes 23:24 < aName> So... no worries 23:25 * estranger does the over dramatic umpire striiiiiiiike three and tosses LilLinux out 23:25 < estranger> jk. been there, done that 23:25 <@JollyRgrs> ok, rain is done, time to go home 23:26 <@JollyRgrs> LilLinux: GL with your lil linuxing... you're gonna need it 23:26 < LilLinux> Thank you 23:26 < enix> Whats IF and OF even stand for i've never looked 23:26 < LilLinux> My boss called me windows boy my first few days at work 23:26 < enix> Input ____ and Output ____ 23:26 < LilLinux> I am very much enjoying my new job as a jr jr admin 23:26 < vinrock> did you punch him in his fat face for calling you boy 23:26 < enix> in file and out file? 23:27 < enix> nah ya'll shoot out your way dontcha 23:27 < vinrock> osnap time2bounce 23:29 < enix> bye felicia 23:29 < enix> JollyRgrs: what's shakin' facon? 23:29 < enix> oh jolly left... that's not jolly at all. 23:30 < enix> felda: what's your site again? felda.io? 23:30 < felda> yeah 23:30 < felda> it's down right now lol 23:30 < felda> thanks to crawfs 23:30 < felda> cryptic1 23:30 < felda> It's all cryptic1 fault 23:32 < rhqq> cryptic1 eats shit, true that 23:33 < enix> thanks to what? 23:33 < enix> shit whats the command to see all the file mounts again 23:34 < rhqq> ? 23:34 < rhqq> mount ? :P 23:34 < enix> findmnt 23:35 < rhqq> hmm 23:35 < rhqq> i used to use `mount | column -t` 23:35 < agent_white> Welp, finished my interview. All the prep I did was not useful at all :( Asked basic command-line questions that I normally alias in bashrc and forgot a few... I shoulda 'cheated' and googled 'em quick. 23:36 < rhqq> agent_white: example questions? :> 23:40 < enix> That's quite nice actually 23:41 < pcspkr> why the fuck would someone quiz you on the parameters for a specific command 23:41 < pcspkr> that's useless trivia that can be googled as necessary 23:41 < enix> haha agent_white standard prep tbh. I prepped for this job and nothing i prepped for was asked. Shitty interview questions but shame on you for aliasing 23:41 < rhqq> pcspkr: yeah, but you know 23:41 < enix> rhqq: Turns out i'm in charge of some HP and Juniper switches 23:41 < rhqq> uname -a or ls -lah 23:42 * enix has never done 'switches' before 23:42 < rhqq> neither did i 23:42 < rhqq> ;p 23:42 < pcspkr> rhqq: yeah but if you want to gauge someone's unix knowledge they should be satisfied with q: ... a: "uname" 23:42 < rhqq> pcspkr: asking for most common (like netstat/ss - what parameter gives you listening connections) 23:42 < rhqq> um port 23:42 < rhqq> s 23:43 < rhqq> and i can imagine senior question on "how would you use openssl to check tls versions supported on remote host" 23:43 < pcspkr> ask someone for the command to create a symbolic link on the first attempt, 100% fail rate 23:43 < rhqq> it's still a parameter of openssl s_client shit 23:43 < rhqq> lol 23:43 < rhqq> nope 23:43 < rhqq> i'd agree with tar 23:44 < rhqq> which is not that difficult either 23:44 < rhqq> but ln -s? :E 23:44 < enix> i like how we're all like 'shit... am i gonna get this wrong' 23:44 < rhqq> i'd never hire somebody not knowing this off top of his/her/it head 23:44 < Stoob> ln -s but which is target which is src 23:44 < rhqq> always the same 23:44 < rhqq> source, dest 23:44 < rhqq> like cp, mv, rsync 23:45 < enix> rhqq: not fair actually... depends on what you're hiring for. I dont know this stuff 'off the top of my head' half the time but that's only because i haven't used it since like 2015-2016 23:46 < rhqq> yeah, true. i made an assumption this is sysadmin position 23:46 < rhqq> *nix sysadmin to be precise 23:46 < genr8_> openssl ciphers -v -tls1 23:46 < rhqq> genr8_: yeah, for example 23:46 < dragonfleas> I'm laughing so hard 23:47 < rhqq> genr8_: hmm, actually nope 23:47 < rhqq> you need to use s_client 23:47 < rhqq> to connect to remote host 23:48 < dragonfleas> https://i.imgur.com/urZjzsX.png 23:48 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas → IMAGE/PNG Document, 12,538 bytes 23:48 < rhqq> dragonfleas: .pl ? XD 23:48 < pcspkr> rhqq: that won't enumerate all supported ciphers 23:48 < enix> dragonfleas: did you hit him up? Sounds like a good time 23:48 < rhqq> pcspkr: i asked about tls version supported, not ciphers 23:48 < dragonfleas> I want to lick all of my butt 23:48 < pcspkr> sure 23:48 < dragonfleas> my buddy paweena coming through 23:50 < enix> ohhh i like being sysadmin 23:50 < enix> I might wait till I get my coffee to go reading through these emails though 23:51 < agent_white> rhqq: I don't want to mention them, because they would seem dead simple bahah. Here's one though, he asked how to run bash in debugger mode... I was like "I don't know, I avoid scripting in bash and write it in Ruby or Python, should I _have_ to, the script isn't long enough to need a debugging flag". 23:51 < enix> JollyRgrs: y u kick my butt licking friend 23:52 < dragonfleas> https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8ryy84/its_a_new_week_whats_on_your_plate/e0wfsqd/ 23:52 <+layer-eight> * dragonfleas → It's a new week. What's on your plate? : sysadmin 23:52 < agent_white> Not sure if I'm in the wrong for that... but fuck. Bash scripts aren't complex enough to need a damned debugger mode. 23:52 < sadbox> agent_white: run with -x mode 23:52 < dragonfleas> I didn't realize felda has so many alts on the subreddit 23:52 < GreyKite> agent_white: you are doing it right 23:52 < agent_white> sadbox: I know. Would have taken me literally 2 seconds to google, but I wanted to be "honest" and avoid doing that. 23:53 < GreyKite> if it needs a debugger, bash is probably not the best tool for the job 23:53 < rhqq> agent_white: i do all my scripting in bash, i have setup with linter 23:53 < agent_white> Usually, stupid little things like that I never use I don't bother to memorize. 23:53 < rhqq> i dont like python (personal thing) and there's absolutely no reason to use python/ruby/perl or whatever for 99% of sysadmin job 23:53 < sadbox> agent_white: I think bash gets more hate than it should personally 23:53 < rhqq> yeah 23:53 < rhqq> absolutely 23:54 < enix> theres a debugger mode in bash? 23:54 < rhqq> it's a great language for scripting and a terrbile language for programing 23:54 < agent_white> It's not me hating bash, it's just... why bash if I have python? Why awk if I have perl? etc. 23:54 < sadbox> it's useful for random shit like scripted OS installs / chroot things 23:54 < enix> oh set -x 23:54 < rhqq> yeah 23:54 < sadbox> agent_white: because if you're just doing 95% shelling out to unix utilities why use python 23:54 * enix does everything in bash 23:54 < agent_white> GreyKite: Alrighty... I'm just hoping that shit doesn't count against me :( 23:55 < sadbox> agent_white: also shellcheck eliminates a lot of the bugs that you'll run in to in bash world 23:55 < rhqq> ^^ 23:55 < rhqq> that 23:55 < rhqq> in fact it's a perfect tool to improve quality of your code too 23:55 < agent_white> rhqq: I have a linter for all the scripts I write in, too. 23:56 < rhqq> well, still. python is an overkill for majority of sysadmin tasks 23:57 < rhqq> and everything else should be done via some automation tool, not via scripts 23:57 < abakedapplepie> so 23:57 < agent_white> Again though, the point isn't "using -x or not", it was "do I remember this specific flag?" - Off the top of my head, course not. Give me 5 seconds and I can tell you though. 23:57 < abakedapplepie> python is bae 23:57 < rhqq> not bad, just misused 23:57 < GreyKite> python is bae but ruby is the dirty bitch I keep going back to 23:57 < abakedapplepie> i dont know 23:57 < GreyKite> I don't know why 23:57 < rhqq> it's great tool/language for actual programming 23:57 < abakedapplepie> how do you misuse python 23:57 < rhqq> but not for scripting 23:57 < abakedapplepie> if it does a job and does it efficiently 23:57 < abakedapplepie> is that not good 23:58 < rhqq> if i can do something with basic `coreutils` then using python is an overkill 23:58 < abakedapplepie> meh 23:59 < rhqq> if i was to program something, sure. if i've to use some bigger libs and shit, sure 23:59 < rhqq> if basic file management, text formatting (not even awk) 23:59 < rhqq> or especially installing some packages or sed-ing some file contents 23:59 < rhqq> bash is the way to go 23:59 < agent_white> Yeah exactly. I know that too. But... memorizing flags? Like wut?! 23:59 < abakedapplepie> if you say so 23:59 < rhqq> basic flags 23:59 < abakedapplepie> im lost when it comes to bash scripting --- Log closed Wed Jun 20 00:00:03 2018