--- Log opened Wed Jul 04 00:00:24 2018
00:07 < enix> lol my machine has 3GB ram and i never noticed
00:20 < Sousapro> ThatOneRoadie: brrrrttt is always appropriate
00:21 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: what the hell lol
00:22 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: the ex Marines that are in charge of range safety at my local range would have beaten my ass long before I pulled the trigger lol
00:22 < Sousapro> s/ex/Former active duty
00:22 <+layer-eight> [SED Sousapro] Hunterkll: the Former active duty Marines that are in charge of range safety at my local range would have beaten my ass long before I pulled the trigger lol
00:22 < Hunterkll> don't need the active duty bit
00:22 < Hunterkll> lol
00:22 < Hunterkll> just former
00:24 < Sousapro> I was cringing the whole time
00:24 < Sousapro> Like that gif made me physically uncomfortable
00:26 < abakedapplepie> i thought there was no such thing as a 'former' marine, unless youre dishonorably discharged
00:26 < squealingcode> Once marine, always marine?
00:26 < abakedapplepie> thats what my 2 marine buddies say
00:28 < sadbox> ThatOneRoadie: i lol'd
00:29 < sadbox> abakedapplepie: That was the reason my father chose the Army instead apparently
00:37 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, no, there's no such thing as an Ex marine
00:37 < Hunterkll> only a former
00:37 < Hunterkll> former indicating no longer attached to the service
00:37 < abakedapplepie> oh, ok
00:37 < Hunterkll> actually no, there is 1 ex marine
00:37 < Hunterkll> we try and forget about him
00:37 < Hunterkll> he may have shot lincoln or something idk
00:37 < Hunterkll> :P
00:37 < abakedapplepie> what about that guy thats an african dictator now
00:37 < Hunterkll> we tend to frown on shooting presidents
00:37 < abakedapplepie> wasnt he a marine
00:38 < Hunterkll> no one cares
00:38 < Hunterkll> he's not fuckin with us so
00:38 < Hunterkll> lol
00:38 < Hunterkll> we have large numbers that go into the mercenary trade
00:38 < Virtual-Potato> whee
00:38 < Hunterkll> *shrug*
00:38 < Virtual-Potato> HOLIDAY TOMORROW
00:38 < Virtual-Potato> I GET TO SLEEP IN
00:38 < Hunterkll> abakedapplepie, i've always considered mercenary work a legitimate trade for me if i ever get bored
00:38 < L3gacy> Am I too nice?
00:38 < Hunterkll> L3gacy, could you execute an entire village to make a point as a warlord?
00:38 < Hunterkll> using just napalm?
00:39 < L3gacy> I cant.  As hate filled as I am, I cant hurt others like they so richly and righteously deserve
00:39 < Hunterkll> then you're too nice
00:39 < Hunterkll> L3gacy, what if they were filled with admin assistants who only use office but can't find the shortcuts?
00:39 < L3gacy> I'm dangerously close to brokenly broke, and my buddy lost his job so I gave him 75 towards his rent
00:40 < Hunterkll> L3gacy, take out a $10k loan and go gambling
00:40 < L3gacy> He has a 4 yr old boy
00:40 < Hunterkll> that should fix it
00:40 < L3gacy> My credit is shot like Kennedy
00:40 < L3gacy>  #TooSon
00:40 < L3gacy> *TooSOON
00:40 < Hunterkll> lol
00:40 < Hunterkll> #zing
00:40 < Hunterkll> no
00:40 < Hunterkll> more like
00:40 < Hunterkll> #splat
00:41 < L3gacy> He gave me his 55" Sceptre LED 1080p tv in return
00:41 < Hunterkll> the closest i've come to taking out loans for gambling is credit card cash advances but i do it for the points
00:41 < Hunterkll> oh
00:41 < Hunterkll> well
00:41 < Hunterkll> that's fine then
00:41 < L3gacy> And Verizon hard "downed" me again
00:41 < L3gacy> "System glitch" my hairy, white ass
00:42  * L3gacy corn rows his gluteus maximus
00:43 < enix> L3gacy: where you located
00:44 < L3gacy> My dining room, rn
00:44 < L3gacy> in Vineland NJ
00:44 < enix> -.-
00:44 < enix> Ahk
00:44 < enix> If you were in Australia we have a job going here that's all
00:44 < L3gacy> oh?
00:44 < enix> Doesn't pay much but livings pretty cheap I guess
00:44 < L3gacy> If I get a decent offer in certified mail, the judge WILL restore my passport
00:44 < enix> ..why was it recinded
00:45 < L3gacy> Child Support arrears WHILE I was going for disability
00:45 < enix> ah shit wow
00:45 < enix> rough as fuck
00:45 < L3gacy> Judge told me to "stop being a deadbeat and get a job"
00:46 < enix> Well that's rude
00:46 < enix> are you a deadbeat who's not bothered to get a job though?
00:46 < L3gacy> I was tempted to voice my... rage
00:46 < L3gacy> No
00:46 < enix> Well then fuck him.
00:46 < L3gacy> I look for work, but I have asthma, COPD, adhd, anxiety, and am schizo-effective
00:48 < enix> That's a shit go mate. You can't find a telecommuter position for a programmer or infrastructure admin or anything?
00:49 < L3gacy> Not atm.  ONE class away from my network management and ONE class away from my cyber security degrees
00:50 < L3gacy> It just happened to be STATISTICS, OR Calculus to finish the reqs
00:50 < L3gacy> Why do I need that for figuring out subnets?  I have an app!  *holds up phone*
00:50 < enix> Proves understanding of the core concept unfortunately
00:51 < xamithan> I thought we were trying to obfuscate stuff like that
00:51 < enix> Our school decided to allow calculators and shit in our maths exams and heaps of people passed
00:51 < silentfury-s4pro> what does statistics or calculus have to do with network management?
00:51 < silentfury-s4pro> wtf?
00:51 < enix> If you went to someone who passed and asked them what they did, they'd just be like 'oh used my calculator'
00:52 < enix> But yeah... irl no need
00:52 < L3gacy> I have a TI 84 plus silver on my android phone
00:52 < L3gacy>  #IPhoneCan'tHangWitUs
00:54 < L3gacy> Prof Kroon wouldnt let us use it on our Android phones, since MOST of the class had iphones and COULD NOT get the app, and he considered it unfair
00:55 < L3gacy> enix, how is work treating ya?
00:58 < enix> Pretty decent. Just trying to wrap my head around everything at the moment
00:58 < L3gacy> Such as?  Need a hand with anything?
00:59 < enix> At the moment I'm just trying to wrap my head around our email infrastructure
00:59 < enix> We host our own and dickheads will send us shit tonnes of spam from non-existant accounts mostly with non-existant domains
00:59 < enix> So our bounce backs are filling up
01:00 < L3gacy> can you auto purge them?
01:00 < enix> I've been trying to find a way with mailwatch but it only seems to be email-by-email
01:02 < enix> I have redesigned the way we host our web content and need to build it, but I'm looking at our email now and i'm like '... fuck'
01:02 < L3gacy> Have you reduced the amount of retention days in Mailwatch?
01:02 < enix> If I were to rebuild it, I would have to build a whole new ldap setup, whole new mail infrastructure, all the spam and virus checking etc
01:02 < enix> I've been looking for that
01:03 < enix> I'm guessing im approaching it a little wrong; reading through administrator docs on zimbra at the moment
01:03 < misspwn> yoyo
01:04 < enix> mornin'
01:04 < L3gacy> Hai misspwn!
01:04 < L3gacy> Enix, would this help? http://mailwatch-users.narkive.com/kr1Y08Ve/mailwatch-cleanup-requirements
01:04 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy →  MailWatch cleanup requirements...
01:04 < enix> I'm actually convinced I can do this better as we're a little disjointed at present
01:04 < misspwn> hey L3gacy
01:04 < enix> I'll have a look thank you
01:04 < L3gacy> yw :)
01:04 < misspwn> y'all got me looking at other jobs so i applied for some gov'ment job
01:04 < L3gacy> Hai, misspwn!  How are you doing, so far, today?
01:05 < misspwn> L3gacy, great now that i am home :D, how are you?
01:05 < L3gacy> I'm rockin.  BROKE to the point of BROKEN, but rocking
01:05 < L3gacy> Friend had to get $$$ since he lost his $JOB, and I gave him 75 I DIDNT have, but he gave me a 55" 1080p LED tv for it :O
01:06 < L3gacy> He has a 3-4 yr old son, so I felt uber shite like
01:07 < Ayeitzabee> L3gacy, I know dem broke feelz, thank god it is payday
01:07 < L3gacy> Ayeitzabee, it WAS payday.  I'm on SSDI atm
01:07 < L3gacy> I need to find a remote job
01:07 < L3gacy> or any decent IT $JOBOFCONVENIENCE
01:07 < Ayeitzabee> L3gacy, SSDI?
01:07 < L3gacy> Social Security Disability Insurance
01:07 < xamithan> You can do that easily but the job will suck
01:08 < Ayeitzabee> Ah, 'Merica Centerlink
01:08 < L3gacy> Working $HELLDESK, it's a good thing I take lithium
01:08 < MillerBOSS> OK fuck twads the next time yous abuse layer-eight Ima kick ban your asses for 13 days. Thank you.
01:08 < Ayeitzabee> Fuck Lithium take ketamine
01:08 < Ayeitzabee> MillerBOSS, What happened to it?
01:08  * MillerBOSS looks at asimon
01:09 < L3gacy> I take abilify atm
01:09 < L3gacy> My psych COLD TURKEYED me off Xanax and Concerta
01:09 < L3gacy> like, flat out REFUSED to even wean me off
01:09 < L3gacy> 5mg a day xanax, 30 concerta
01:10 < MillerBOSS> Just s/ spam'n which then in turn gets layer-eight devoiced by someones and is unusable in the channel Ayeitzabee
01:10 < MillerBOSS> :P
01:10 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: gotta add dem rate limits
01:10 < sadbox> I had to do that in another channel
01:10 < sadbox> where I run a bot
01:10 < sadbox> cause of that shit
01:11 < MillerBOSS> I'd need to chat with IronY about that. I am not sure there are settings for that or not
01:11 < L3gacy> Installing World of Tanks
01:11 < L3gacy> Fooking Chrispy Christ!  95.7MegaBYTE per second DL
01:11 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: always a good time to pad out your github
01:12 < L3gacy> github is M$Hub now
01:12 < iamgr00t> L3gacy: sign me up...
01:12 <+TuxedoJack>  "I've lived here for two years and I never thought about poking around in the ventilation crawlspaces" is not something normal people would need to say
01:12 <+TuxedoJack> WELP
01:12 < L3gacy> iamgr00t, Fios Jigglebits
01:12 < MillerBOSS> I mean s/ this and that for fun I don't care but someones don't and in turn gets it devoiced as its +q'd
01:12 < MillerBOSS> Oh well
01:12 < sadbox> L3gacy: nobody is leaving github so far
01:12 < MillerBOSS> What do you mean pad out my github, sadbox ?
01:13 < genr8_> So this is a thing now: https://www.engadget.com/2018/01/03/asus-mesh-wifi-aimesh/
01:13 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  ASUS will use routers you already own for a mesh WiFi setup
01:13 < sadbox> MillerBOSS: I'm guessing it's an open source project
01:13 < sadbox> that you could add rate limiting to
01:13 < genr8_> https://www.asus.com/AiMesh/
01:13 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  AiMesh – Powerful Whole-home Wi-Fi, The Way You Want
01:13 < MillerBOSS> Yes https://github.com/funsocietyirc/MrNodeBot sadbox
01:13 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  GitHub → funsocietyirc → MrNodeBot → Your Friendly NodeJs IRC Bot Framework → @ ~ 16 hours ago → JavaScript → ✡ 15 → Forks: 5 → ☹ 6
01:13 < genr8_> Is there anything alternative to this? whats the comparable Ubiquity product ?
01:14 < L3gacy> Ubiquity is mah love :)
01:14 < MillerBOSS> IronY is always adding new shit to it though, which is nice.
01:14 < MillerBOSS> I think I am about done with Ubiquity for Enterprise.
01:14 < MillerBOSS> I can't believe I'd ever say that though
01:15 < MillerBOSS> But when shit hits the fan
01:15 < gnupluslinux> E N T E R P R I S E
01:15 < L3gacy> I might go Meraki at mi casa de la muerta rosa
01:15 < sadbox> L3gacy: afaik their normal APs support a repeater mode
01:15 < MillerBOSS> G N U
01:15 < gnupluslinux> H U R D
01:15 < MillerBOSS> mi casa, su casa?
01:16 < gnupluslinux> House of the rose dead?
01:16 < L3gacy> Attend a few webinars, get a free AP, a free controller, a free 24 porter :)
01:16 < L3gacy> *Rosa Muerta
01:16 < gnupluslinux> Isnt meraki a pay to use thing
01:16 < L3gacy> House of the dead rose
01:16 < L3gacy> They have... alternatively available firmware
01:16 < gnupluslinux> Or are you gonna flash
01:16 < MillerBOSS> discúlpeme, ven otra vez
01:17 < MillerBOSS> L3gacy that turns into a brick of $time
01:17 < MillerBOSS> s/of/after
01:17 <+layer-eight> [SED MillerBOSS] L3gacy that turns into a brick after $time
01:17 < L3gacy> I can flash ;)
01:17 < enix> ew nodejs
01:17 < MillerBOSS> ew enix
01:17 < MillerBOSS> You stink
01:17 < enix> lol
01:18 < MillerBOSS> ;)
01:18 < L3gacy> Ai dios madre'!
01:19 < L3gacy> Just paid my FiOS for the month, already got a bitch-a-gram about bandwidth usage
01:19 < MillerBOSS> ¡Ay, caramba!
01:19 < MillerBOSS> lol
01:19 < L3gacy> They are WHINY if you do a TB in 4 days...
01:19 < sadbox> L3gacy: how much do you use a month?
01:19 < sadbox> I don't really know how people use that much at home
01:19 < L3gacy> I do daily cloud sync :)
01:20 < sadbox> I don't avoid using it and I've never done >600GB / mo
01:20 < L3gacy> 4TB backups
01:20 < L3gacy> :)
01:20 < L3gacy> Monthly, weekly, and daily diffs :)
01:20 < sadbox> L3gacy: man I back up my stuff I just do differential backups
01:20 < L3gacy> but that monthly is a FULL
01:21 < sadbox> that seems
01:21 < sadbox> challenging
01:21 < L3gacy> 980/940 fiber
01:21 < sadbox> I mean, I got gigabit to
01:21 < sadbox> too**
01:21 < L3gacy> Did I mention $UNI I went to has my acct still open?  25TB cloud storage :)
01:22 < sadbox> I also just don't download anything locally any more
01:22 < sadbox> stream all the things
01:22 < xamithan> They sending letters because you used a TB ?
01:22 < L3gacy> I KODI >.> --m--O.o--m--
01:22 < L3gacy> xamithan, in 4 days :)
01:23 < xamithan> If you stream HD that isn't compressed like hell you can do that in a day easily
01:23 < MillerBOSS> Does Google Fiber have any such limits, caps, slow downs, etc?
01:23 < L3gacy> Like I said... Verizon bitch-a-gram
01:23 < xamithan> Not that I know of
01:23 < MillerBOSS> Only if they kept going with their roll out
01:24 < L3gacy> I pay for unlimited bandwidth, and they still kvetch
01:24 < xamithan> Spectrum doesn't either
01:24 < xamithan> AT&T used to but backlash was crazy so they stopped
01:24 < MillerBOSS> Yeah
01:24 < L3gacy> I dropped comcast like a Tyson oppenent
01:24 < L3gacy> 980 down 40 up can suck my ass
01:25 < xamithan> comcast sells you gigabit then charges you like an extra 50 or 60 just for unlimited,  heh
01:25 < L3gacy> and their upload is 40mb TOPS
01:25 < L3gacy> DOCSIS can do sym speeds up to 2Gbit apparently, but comcast is a bunch of jerks :(
01:25 < xamithan> Their equipment can't do that much though
01:25 < L3gacy> Because they like to save costs and overcharge cuntstomers
01:26 < MillerBOSS> Those JERKS
01:27 < L3gacy> yeah
01:28 < L3gacy> I need to get some tacos
01:28 < xamithan> For 4th of july ?
01:28 < MillerBOSS> Send some over here please.
01:29 < MillerBOSS> I am gonna go geek style and work while there are fireworks. How does that sound and who is joining me?
01:29 < xamithan> Only if I get called in
01:29 < L3gacy> I'd rather projectile eviscerate myself with a trebuchet loaded with multiple flamberge blads and hot sauce...
01:29 < L3gacy> *blades
01:29 < MillerBOSS> Why?
01:30 < MillerBOSS> Work that bad by you?
01:30 < L3gacy> I dont have customers at $OLD_JOB
01:30 < L3gacy> we have $CUNTSTOMERS
01:30 < MillerBOSS> My work is my PeeWee's Play House for me
01:31 < _KaszpiR_> https://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/07/02/51a70baf54b744b3.png
01:31 <+layer-eight> * _KaszpiR_ →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 107,190 bytes
01:31 < wall4ss> rip ifconfig
01:32 < MillerBOSS> I call bullshit on the Paris Hilton part
01:33 < MillerBOSS> But wow that is a google feed right there https://twitter.com/nixcraft
01:33 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  nixCraft (@nixcraft) | Twitter
01:35 < MillerBOSS> Its real https://twitter.com/nixcraft/status/1013772425736011776
01:35 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  nixCraft on Twitter: "Deprecated Linux networking commands and their replacements: ifconfig - ip route - ip r iwconfig - iw netstat - ss arp - ip n… https://t.co/5GnYZYOa7B"
01:35 < enix> oh arp is going
01:35 < enix> fucking hell
01:35 < MillerBOSS> High five _KaszpiR_
01:36 < genr8_> deprecate all the commands
01:38 < genr8_> Guys i found this for Sysadmin people: to install programs from the command line, silently, etc:  https://github.com/lukesampson/scoop
01:38 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  GitHub → lukesampson → scoop → A command-line installer for Windows. → @ ~ 38 minutes ago → PowerShell → ✡ 4,335 → Forks: 479 → ☹ 153
01:38 < enix> ip n doenst give hostname though
01:38 < enix> genr8_: there's a thousand of those
01:38 < enix> doesnt mate a difference if vendor doesn't offer auto-installer
01:38 < enix> or cli installer
01:38 < enix> like sharp
01:39 < gnupluslinux> Isnt this just chocolatey
01:39 < enix> ^
01:40 < genr8_> no, its not that type of installer
01:41 < wall4ss> idk scoop reminds me of ice cream and chocolatey is chocolate, and ice cream > chocolate, so therefore scoop > *
01:41 < genr8_> hmm
01:41 < gnupluslinux> Kek
01:41 < _KaszpiR_> enix try hostnamectl
01:42 < genr8_> they have different packages: https://github.com/lukesampson/scoop-extras
01:42 < _KaszpiR_> k i'so tired i have no idea what's goig n,bye
01:42 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  GitHub → lukesampson → scoop-extras → "Extras" bucket for Scoop → @ ~ 41 minutes ago → PowerShell → ✡ 247 → Forks: 211 → ☹ 26
01:42 < gnupluslinux> Hostname -f
01:43 < enix> I know
01:43 < enix> I'm just saying
01:43 < enix> arp != ip n really
01:43 < enix> it's like netstat -ntlup was my go to
01:44 < enix> now I have to use ss and i'm like "ehhhh"
01:44 < genr8_> yea im tired of this shit. and then you'll have to know both commands because of age of systems, and different distros anyway
01:44 < enix> It's stupid
01:45 < enix> All because of what? Stateless firewall changes or some shit
01:45 < MillerBOSS> Just blame Windows 10
01:45 < gnupluslinux> Get with the times old man
01:45 < MillerBOSS> :)
01:45 < genr8_> we managed to make it all the way through IPV6 with little command impact
01:45  * MillerBOSS shrugs
01:45 < enix> Oh I'm with the times youngen but I can still complain about it
01:45 < gnupluslinux> Im actually not a fan of netplan specifically cause it ises yaml
01:45 < enix> I've earned that right
01:45 < gnupluslinux> I hate yaml
01:45 < enix> EWWWWW
01:45 < enix> Yaml what the fuck
01:45 < MillerBOSS> But who really are making these changes? What body of people
01:45 < enix> Can we just decide on a standard and fuck stick to it
01:50 < Hunterkll> damn
01:50 < MillerBOSS> enix: You start and I will go with you, k?
01:50 < Hunterkll> i missed the cutoff to pre-order meal service for my plane by like 10 minutes earlier today
01:50 < Hunterkll> lol
01:51 < MillerBOSS> Are you on a plane or something Hunterkll?
01:52 < rpifan> well im up north now
01:52 < rpifan> very annoying
01:53 < MillerBOSS> OK
01:53 < Hunterkll> not yet
01:53 < Hunterkll> MillerBOSS, first class can pre-select meal up to 24 hours before flight
01:53 < Hunterkll> i got notification my upgrade cleared at 23h 50m before flight
01:53 < Hunterkll> fuckers lol
01:53 < MillerBOSS> How are you getting all these first class flights?
01:53 < Hunterkll> by flying a lot?
01:53 < MillerBOSS> That shit is not cheap
01:54 < Hunterkll> MillerBOSS, i'm flying first class east coast to LA for $180.80
01:54 < Hunterkll> lol
01:54 < MillerBOSS> wtf
01:54 < Hunterkll> on american even
01:54 < Hunterkll> MillerBOSS, status gives complimentary upgrades
01:54 < Hunterkll> if avialable
01:54 < Hunterkll> fly so much, earn X more upgrades
01:54 < Hunterkll> flights under 500 miles always complimentary upgrades
01:54 < MillerBOSS> If anything maybe, I'd really only want first class when flying international.
01:54 < MillerBOSS> I see
01:54 < Hunterkll> otherwise based on 500 mile incriments
01:54 < Hunterkll> i have ~20 500mile segment upgrades left after this
01:54 < Hunterkll> and i'm about due to earn another 4 anyway which will replace this
01:55 < MillerBOSS> I bet much different for international flights, then right?
01:55 < Hunterkll> this flight might actually cover itself
01:55 < Hunterkll> dunno
01:55 < StrongBad> yo, I have an old hard drive mounted to my machine via USB enclosure that has a server OS and some old software on it. I want to make an image in the hopes that i can eventually restore it to another machine. What is the best utility to make an image with that runs in windows?
01:55 < Hunterkll> StrongBad, disk2vhd still around
01:55 < Hunterkll> lol
01:55 < Hunterkll> ?
01:55 < StrongBad> let me see
01:55 < catbeard> dd
01:55 < catbeard> on linux
01:55 < MillerBOSS> Clonezilla?
01:55 < Hunterkll> MillerBOSS, i dunno but i know it's like an extra 10k reweards miles to upgrade doing the free flights
01:55 < Hunterkll> and i only do the free shit
01:55 < Hunterkll> lol
01:56 < Hunterkll> but on international coatch is halfway to domestic first
01:56 < catbeard> not sure of windows tool to turn mounted drive into ISOFS, but that could work
01:56 < Hunterkll> so it's whatever
01:56 < xamithan> windows has a image and restore feature
01:56 < MillerBOSS> I see. And the points expire don;t they?
01:56 < Hunterkll> im' flying coach round trip to moscow
01:56 < Hunterkll> i'm sure they do but it's like a year from last transaction
01:56 < Hunterkll> and i have an airline credit card so i get miles every month
01:56 < catbeard> is the mounted drive windows or linux Server OS
01:57 < gnupluslinux> Ballpark Hunterkll how much you spend on flights and casinos a year
01:57 < Hunterkll> gnupluslinux, probably not much with the winnings
01:57 < Hunterkll> :P
01:57 < catbeard> 10 stripper per year
01:57 < enix> gnupluslinux: before or after kick backs
01:57 < StrongBad> clonezilla doesn't run on windows afaik. disk2vhd may work!
01:57 < Hunterkll> ^
01:57 < Hunterkll> that too
01:57 < Hunterkll> it's not easy math
01:57 < Hunterkll> but uh i'd average flights at $300/month?
01:57 < MillerBOSS> StrongBad: I'd make a bootable clonezilla USB thumb drive, clone the drive you got to a image file that only takes up the space of the used data or you can use disk to disk clone
01:57 < StrongBad> computer doesn't boot so I only have a drive with the OS on it
01:58 < gnupluslinux> Gross costs then
01:58 < Hunterkll> but uh i'd average flights at $300/month?
01:58 < MillerBOSS> Oh gotchya StrongBad
01:58 < Hunterkll> do you even read
01:58 < gnupluslinux> No
01:58 < gnupluslinux> Reading is for losers
01:58 < Hunterkll> i had to say it twice
01:58 < catbeard> i can't read
01:58 < MillerBOSS> Whats read?
01:58 < catbeard> REY AD
01:58 < gnupluslinux> Say it one more
01:58 < gnupluslinux> Gotta have shit in triplicate
01:58 < MillerBOSS> Row ad
01:59 < catbeard> REEEEE AD
01:59 < catbeard> ^
01:59 < MillerBOSS> road
01:59 < catbeard> chicken
01:59 < MillerBOSS> I know what road is
01:59 < catbeard> do you know what a chicken is
01:59 < MillerBOSS> What is a you?
01:59 < catbeard> can a chicken read?
01:59 < catbeard> if not, why are we worried about it
02:00 < StrongBad> what is it to read
02:00 < gnupluslinux> We should all buy our chickens from the store
02:00 < MillerBOSS> Whats on first
02:00 < gnupluslinux> Where nothing was harmed in its making
02:00 < StrongBad> is reading deciphering patterns and gaining information you did not previously have?
02:00 < MillerBOSS> Go for soda
02:00 < catbeard> the chicken crossed the road to prove it's disgust with capitalism overall, and as a form of artistic expression
02:01 < StrongBad> could you train a chicken to recognize that the word food means it will get food
02:01 < MillerBOSS> WHAT there is an actual video for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g
02:01 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → Kim Mitchell - Go For Soda → ⚘ 1,145,758 ↑ 5,289 ↓ 223 ✍ 1,144 → * Content Restrictions
02:01 < catbeard> i dream of a world where a chicken can cross a road freely without it's motives being questioned
02:02 < gnupluslinux> I dont think you can train chickens at all
02:02 < StrongBad> wanna bet
02:02 < catbeard> no but you can choke one
02:02 < MillerBOSS> Can chickens go for a soda though?
02:02 < rpifan> no
02:03 < StrongBad> we need AI chickens to test the theory
02:03 < MillerBOSS> enix will start that
02:03 < misspwn> L3gacy, that's rough to not get weaned off those meds. especially an antidepressant
02:03 < L3gacy> a benzo :O\
02:04 < catbeard> we'd need a double blind test to prove one chicken wasn't just following the other, or trying to run away from it's releasor
02:04 < enix> MillerBOSS: what am I starting?
02:04 < enix> Are we discussing chicken welfare?
02:04 < catbeard> yes
02:04 < misspwn> i had crazy vertigo going off mine even though i was weaning off
02:04 < enix> Have I told you guys that I'm vegan at any point in the last five minutes?
02:05 < catbeard> chickenbeard sounds like a bad neckbeard habit
02:05 < MillerBOSS> enix you are starting the testing of the theory of AI chickens.
02:05 < misspwn> dem vegans
02:05 < catbeard> enix: no, and even if you did..
02:05 < enix> MillerBOSS: So am I proving that chickens are really AI or am I proving their effectiveness
02:05 < catbeard> if nobody wanted us to each chickens, why did they make them so tasty
02:05 < enix> MillerBOSS: would you like me to code a chicken?
02:06 < misspwn> you could say the same thing about pork belly
02:06 < MillerBOSS> Both
02:06 < catbeard> and why did they make unidentifiable other foods taste like it
02:06 < MillerBOSS> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtpxxvMoJ4
02:06 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  YouTube → You Rock A Piss I'm Going To Rock Some Mitchell → ⚘ 3,713 ↑ 28 ↓ 1 ✍ 3
02:06 < MillerBOSS> A little bit of both
02:06 < MillerBOSS> Combo
02:06 < catbeard> although i'm never eating cephalopods
02:06 < enix> if ( chicken ) ; do Cluck() ;done
02:07 < catbeard> squid sperm attaching to the inside of your mouth, and cementing themselves in your tooth until it bursts open
02:07 < enix> if ( chicken.status == "pregnant" ) ; do new Chicken() ;done
02:07  * catbeard goes to wash everything
02:07 < enix> what the fuck catbeard
02:07 < enix> that's metal as fuck
02:07 < catbeard> lolz
02:07 < catbeard> saw a video on fb
02:07 < catbeard> i was like wtf am i watching
02:08 < catbeard> then i see 'squid sperm, cephalopod human mouth birthing accidents'
02:08 < catbeard> me: oh god, what the.. no.. back back BACK
02:09 < catbeard> from now on, i only eat deep fried calamari from trusted WESTERN sources
02:09 < catbeard> i suppose it helps if you COOK THE MOTHERFUCKER FIRST SO YOU DON'T GET SQUID SPERM
02:10 < catbeard> and now back to your regularly scheduled programming.. Hunterkll
02:10 < MillerBOSS> You know, enix, we are made of sperm
02:10 < Hunterkll> wat
02:10 < MillerBOSS> taw
02:10 < Hunterkll> catbeard, you realize the acidity of the mouth really makes this a non-issue right?
02:10 < Hunterkll> nevermind the vinegar sauce you should be using
02:11 < gnupluslinux> Ketchup
02:11 < MillerBOSS> >Hunterkll, and tabasco
02:13 < catbeard> and bacon
02:13 < MillerBOSS> And pickles
02:14 < catbeard> Hunterkll: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html
02:14 <+layer-eight> * catbeard →  Woman's mouth 'falls pregnant' to twelve squid after biting into sea creature, scientists claim | Daily Mail Online
02:14 < enix> I mean lets be real
02:14 < enix> it's south korea
02:14 < enix> are any of us taking them seriously?
02:14 < L3gacy> I need to mine eth
02:14 < enix> +m
02:15 < L3gacy> Piglets are just bacon seeds
02:19 < Hunterkll> https://i.imgur.com/hoDuFi4.png
02:19 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 595x747 → ⚘ 1
02:20 < MillerBOSS> Of course
02:32 < MillerBOSS> https://youtu.be/dU1BpT4ev_k so this is how they do it
02:32 <+layer-eight> * MillerBOSS →  ⚓  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU1BpT4ev_k&feature=youtu.be → YouTube → "Baby Driver" movie filming in Dunwoody → ⚘ 10,779 ↑ 56 ↓ 2 ✍ 7
02:33 < MillerBOSS> Fucking guy on the roof driving the vehicle.
02:41 < L3gacy> Seems like someone ripped off the KALI linux logo for a gaming group lol
02:41 < L3gacy> https://www.facebook.com/groups/incagaming/
02:41 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy →  ⚓  https://www.facebook.com/login/?next=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgroups%2Fincagaming%2F → Log into Facebook | Facebook
02:43 < wall4ss> kek
02:43 < wall4ss> I bet one of them uses kali and thinks they're a h4x0r too
02:46 < enix> This is actually shocking: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/BrandTech-4630351-Dispensette-S-Organic-Digital-Dipenser-w-Valve-2-5ml-25ml-NEW/323229012583?epid=673460884&hash=item4b41f35267:g:qpUAAOSwHUVa42S5
02:46 <+layer-eight> * enix →  BrandTech 4630351 Dispensette S Organic Digital Dipenser w/ Valve 2.5ml 25ml NEW  | eBay
02:47 < enix> Nearly $700 for that... fuck off
02:47 < joelazot> ello
03:00 <+DrGibby|> man
03:00 <+DrGibby|> I've all but given up on this fucking VoIP configuration
03:00 <+DrGibby|> I realize I'm way in over my head
03:01 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: what are you trying to do?
03:01 <+DrGibby|> Sousapro: few things
03:01 < Sousapro> That may be the problem
03:01 <+DrGibby|> I have SIP fones, 9971's to be exact, and I'm trying to get them to talk to my SIP provider
03:01 < Sousapro> Eat the elephant one bite at a time
03:02 < Sousapro> Okay, what's happening?
03:02 <+DrGibby|> I can make outbound calls, but there is no audio (also, hangs up after ~25 seconds)
03:02 < Sousapro> Yup
03:02 <+DrGibby|> inbound doesn't work at all
03:02 < Sousapro> STUN/TURN issue
03:02 <+DrGibby|> english?
03:02 < Sousapro> SIP hates NAT
03:02 <+DrGibby|> shit
03:03 <+DrGibby|> is this a CUBE thing?
03:03 < Sousapro> Plug it directly into an external internet connection
03:03 < Sousapro> It works, right?
03:03 <+DrGibby|> the phone?
03:03 < Sousapro> Yeah
03:03 <+DrGibby|> no, because the TFTP server is the router
03:04 <+DrGibby|> it'll sit there and wait for a configuration
03:04 < Sousapro> Do you have instructions or an IP for the SIP providers STUN server?
03:04 <+DrGibby|> I have a dns name, user, pass, and realm
03:05 <+DrGibby|> also this: https://support.viatalk.com/index.php?_a=knowledgebase&_j=questiondetails&_i=125&nav=+%26gt%3B+%3Ca+href%3D%27index.php%3F_a%3Dknowledgebase%26_j%3Dsubcat%26_i%3D42%27%3EInstallation+Guides%2FTech%3C%2Fa%3E+%26gt%3B+%3Ca+href%3D%27index.php%3F_a%3Dknowledgebase%26_j%3Dsubcat%26_i%3D61%27%3EBYOD+Configurations%3C%2Fa%3E
03:05 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  Internet Phone Service & Broadband Phone Service by ViaTalk - Broadband Phone Support
03:05 <+DrGibby|> messy URL, sorry
03:05 <@cryptic1> BANT!!!
03:05 <+DrGibby|> sorry bby
03:06 <+DrGibby|> I went with this provider because it *looked* like they supported a SIP tunnel
03:06 <+DrGibby|> via Cisco shit, which, in reality, they don't
03:06 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: are you trying to use the phones directly with their sip lines
03:06 <+DrGibby|> yes
03:06 < Sousapro> That's probably not going to work
03:07 < Sousapro> They're expecting a whole phone system in that doc
03:07 < JollyRgrs> the seychells are part of africa? booo
03:07 <+DrGibby|> I have an entire phone system
03:07 < Sousapro> Ah
03:07 <+DrGibby|> 9971's, 2951, etc
03:08 <+DrGibby|> 9971's are the phones, 2951 is the router
03:08 <+DrGibby|> for clarification
03:08 < Sousapro> Yeah I was looking at https://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/support/docs/collaboration-endpoints/spa901-1-line-ip-phone/108953-setup-spa9xx-nat-00.html for the phones themselves
03:08 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Set up SPA9xx behind NAT - Cisco
03:08 <+DrGibby|> the CP9971's are SIP only, and not SCCM, which is causing me stress
03:08 < Sousapro> Any kind of BYOD support from the sip vendor?
03:09 <+DrGibby|> yes, they have BYOD
03:09 < Sousapro> Like tech support
03:09 < Sousapro> Or just good luck, here's instructions?
03:09 <+DrGibby|> the latter
03:09 < Sousapro> Ah
03:10 <+DrGibby|> I shot them my config saying "anything wrong/a little help please?"
03:10 < Sousapro> Does the phone system already work except for external calls?
03:10 <+DrGibby|> their answer was "lol good luck"
03:10 <+DrGibby|> yeah, phone to phone is perfect
03:10 < Sousapro> Configure it as a sip trunk
03:10 <+DrGibby|> thats what I've been trying to do
03:10 < Sousapro> It's easy on the mitel stuff :/
03:10 < Sousapro> We have Cisco at the new job but it works
03:11 < Sousapro> So I haven't messed with it
03:11 < Sousapro> Sorry :/
03:11 <+DrGibby|> its ok man
03:11 <+DrGibby|> I really appreciate it <3
03:11 <+DrGibby|> I'm like 99% sure its something small I'm missing
03:11 <+DrGibby|> but its so frustrating
03:13 < Sousapro> Yeah, we always paid more for trunk support because life is too short to fight STUN issues
03:14 < Sousapro> Let me read that config again
03:14 <+DrGibby|> I can pm you my config if you'd like
03:14 <+DrGibby|> And my dick
03:14 <+DrGibby|>  Whatever you want
03:16 < Sousapro> LMAO
03:17 < Sousapro> Is their any section on your config for NAT or STUN server?
03:17 < Sousapro> S/their/there
03:19 <+DrGibby|> prob in come cisco doc somehere
03:19 <+DrGibby|> s/come/some
03:19 <+layer-eight> [SED DrGibby|] prob in some cisco doc somehere
03:24 < rpifan> crahs bandicoot on switch is fun
03:24 < Sousapro> Regardless, this one way audio is 100 percent a NAT issue
03:24 < Sousapro> I've bought this before
03:24 <+DrGibby|> its not even one-way
03:24 < Sousapro> Your firewall is blocking ephemeral ports
03:24 <+DrGibby|> its zero-way
03:25 <+DrGibby|> but I gotcha
03:25 < Sousapro> Punch a hole through your firewall and see if it magically works
03:25 < Sousapro> I bet it will
03:26 < Sousapro> If it's truly one way, then it's a STUN issue
03:26 <+DrGibby|> I've got it pretty wide open, but I bet its a NAT problem
03:26 <+DrGibby|> which gets a little tricky when allowing things
03:31 <@cryptic1> more like pebcak issue
03:31 <+DrGibby|> probably
03:31 <@cryptic1> <3
03:31 <+DrGibby|> at this point I've been looking at it so long I've probably missed something obvious
03:36 <@Nostalg14c> Morning.
03:39 <+DrGibby|> Evening
03:40 <+DrGibby|> Sousapro: I'm pretty sure that you're right, it's probably a nat issue
03:40 < Sousapro> you have to hit a STUN server or you're never going to have it handshake right
03:40 < Sousapro> the sip packets have the wrong IP addresses attached to them
03:41 < Sousapro> no STUN, no call\
03:48 <+DrGibby|> now its a matter of figuring out what NAT and ACL rules I need in order to allow SIP traffic in
03:55 < enix> Cant wait to get a PFY
03:55 < enix> omg
03:55 < Sousapro> Can you do a rule that allows all traffic to and from their sip server?
03:55 < Sousapro> Like IP lock it
03:55 < Sousapro> Like I know that isn't quite right
03:56 <+DrGibby|> I tried a static NAT rule that dumped all 5060/5061 traffic to 10.0.40.1
03:56 <+DrGibby|> that didn't help
03:56 < Sousapro> Those aren't the parts that are having troubles
03:56 < Sousapro> It's those very high (5 digit) ips that are a range
03:56 <+DrGibby|> sorry, all inbound 5060/5061 traffic to that IP
03:56 <+DrGibby|> oh
03:57 < Sousapro> 5060/5061 is working because the phone wouldn't register
03:57 <+DrGibby|> you make like these:
03:57 <+DrGibby|> https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/fFh6oOZB/
03:57 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  Snippet | IRCCloud
03:58 <+DrGibby|> err
04:01 < enix> Someone convince me to stick to nagios and not move to Zabbix
04:02 <+DrGibby|> enix: we use nagios enterprise wide
04:02 < enix> why tho
04:02 < enix> because text file control ?
04:03 < Sousapro> Can I get an agent that doesn't suck ass for Windows
04:03 < Sousapro> Nagios does not have that
04:03 < enix> Sousapro: Why not SNMP?
04:03 < Sousapro> Pastebin deleted DrGibby|
04:04 < Sousapro> enix: that makes too much sense
04:04 <+DrGibby|> yeah, check your pms, Sousapro
04:04 < enix> Who says that BEFORE sending
04:05 < enix> Oh
04:05 < enix> Sousapro:
04:05 < enix> Fuck im out of it
04:18 <+DrGibby|> OH SHIT
04:18 <+DrGibby|> OK
04:18 <+DrGibby|> I got inbound to work
04:19 < enix> huh
04:19 < wall4ss> WELL LATER GENTS, HAPPY 4TH.. DON'T BLOW A HAND OFF
04:20 <+DrGibby|> well... kinda
04:20 <+DrGibby|> I have inbound working to a softphone
04:20 <+DrGibby|> still no audio though
04:25 < AustinS> o lord i remember setting up those ip phones a long time ago lol
04:25 <+DrGibby|> you've got a virgin here
04:26 <+DrGibby|> flailing around like an idiot
04:26 < AustinS> def related to firewall/NAT @ no audio, thats all I remember. I think fnially only way it worked was having Asterisk running locally anyways lol.
04:26 < AustinS> its been soo long since I've done that... I miss it (sort of..)
04:27 <+DrGibby|> yeah, I'm certain, as Sousapro pointed out, that its NAT at this point
04:27 <+DrGibby|> if I knew the ports they used I can map them inside
04:28 < AustinS> are you just having something external hit your phone directly?  never tried that (successfully) i dont think
04:29 < AustinS> so not much .. advice/suggestions I can give there, at least not without a super hacky workaround lol
04:29 <+DrGibby|> nah. Cisco router is acting as the gateway, SIP trunk back to the provider
04:29 < AustinS> when I setup an IP phone remotely from work, I had a dedicated RPI that routed all traffic between VPN and phone both ways.. and that was the only way I got it working flawlessly lol
04:29 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: check out these ports https://support.viatalk.com/index.php?_a=knowledgebase&_j=questiondetails&_i=122&nav=+%26gt%3B+<a+href%3D%27index.php%3F_a%3Dknowledgebase%26_j%3Dsubcat%26_i%3D42%27>Installation+Guides%2FTech<%2Fa>+%26gt%3B+<a+href%3D%27index.php%3F_a%3Dknowledgebase%26_j%3Dsubcat%26_i%3D59%27>Audio+Not+Working<%2Fa>
04:29 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  ⚓  URL Redirected → Internet Phone Service & Broadband Phone Service by ViaTalk - Broadband Phone Support
04:30 <+DrGibby|> yeah
04:30 < Sousapro> Jesus, their kb is a shitshow
04:30 <+DrGibby|> I have an issue with those ports
04:30 < Sousapro> Lol
04:30 < Sousapro> What's the issue?
04:30 <+DrGibby|> its litter ally EVERYTHING above 1024
04:30 < Sousapro> Those need to be open or no such luck
04:30 <+DrGibby|> er
04:30 <+DrGibby|> literally
04:31 < Sousapro> Try it and see if it works
04:31 <+DrGibby|> -_-
04:31 <+DrGibby|> hold on
04:31 < Sousapro> Again, making sure to ip lock it to your phone system and their server
04:31 <+DrGibby|> 10000-20000 work for the SIP fone
04:31 < Sousapro> I would follow their docs
04:31 < Sousapro> And then try to restrict after it works
04:32 <+DrGibby|> still no voice
04:32 <+DrGibby|> on either end
04:33 < Sousapro> Sounds like stun then
04:33 < coderphive> Uhm
04:33 < coderphive> Can we all calm down
04:34 < Sousapro> I don't know Cisco because they love proprietary terms and protocols
04:34 < coderphive> and help me figure out something to eat
04:34 <+DrGibby|> coderphive: pizza
04:34 <+DrGibby|> done
04:34 <+DrGibby|> next
04:35 < coderphive> Okay, something that's not a metric ass-ton of carbs
04:35 < coderphive> Actually, I'm just going to get panda express
04:37 <+DrGibby|> so Sousapro, I dropped UDP and TCP into that allowed list because why not?
04:37 <+DrGibby|> all ports above 1024
04:37 <+DrGibby|> nothing still
04:38 <+DrGibby|> via softfone
04:51 < Renexal> hi
04:51 < xamithan> no
04:52 < Renexal> yes
04:53 < Sousapro> DrGibby|: I'm now sure that it's a NAT traversal issue
04:54 <+A-KO> holy shit the computer's still copying data lol
04:54 <+A-KO> gd
04:54 <+A-KO> oh it's almost done
04:54 < Renexal> Any idea what SystemForCrossDomainIdentityManagementBadRequest is
04:55 < MadCamel> sip and nat is nasty. solution: use ipv6
04:55 < StrongBad> Added some plants!  https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/sKvnCya6/irccloudcapture3131503104427261089.jpg
04:55 <+layer-eight> * StrongBad →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 125,153 bytes
04:55 <+A-KO> not a clue Renexal
04:56 < Renexal> That's when your provisioning from AAD to some other application fails for some users
04:56 < Sousapro> MadCamel: sweet Jesus yes
04:58 < MadCamel> oh god. the DMV sent me an email to renew my car's registration that contains a lot of back-patting on how modern they are. So I go to renew my reg. The website is only available during normal DMV biz hours..
04:59 < javi404> AnimalFarmPig: you around?
05:00 < javi404> AnimalFarmPig: PM me regarding our last chat if you see this.
05:00 < Hunterkll> A-KO, yea dude, it does it low-stress and shit if there's all existing data copies
05:00 < Hunterkll> lol
05:01 < Hunterkll> keeps copies and reduces risk of rebuild fail, from what i know, and leaves plenty of i/o bandwidth
05:02 < Hunterkll> Sousapro, https://i.imgur.com/1HLTc0Q.png
05:02 <+layer-eight> * Hunterkll →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 521x939 → ⚘ 1
05:05 < coderphive> lmao
05:05 < coderphive> I exited Slack and Chromium and my memory consumption dropped by 8 GiB
05:06 < MadCamel> s/Slack/Chromium/
05:06 <+layer-eight> [SED MadCamel/coderphive] I exited Chromium and Chromium and my memory consumption dropped by 8 GiB
05:06 <+DrGibby|> Sousapro: I'm sure it is too
05:06 <+DrGibby|> but at this point I dunno what to do?
05:07 <+DrGibby|> https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/4smYP8lH/
05:07 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  Snippet | IRCCloud
05:08 <+DrGibby|> thats literally everything destined from the outside other than ports 1-1024 to hit 10.0.40.1
05:08 <+DrGibby|> FROM ANYWHERE
05:08 < LemWork> https://i.imgur.com/ZKgwprJ.jpg
05:08 <+layer-eight> * LemWork →  IMGUR Image → Image/jpeg → an hour ago → 742x960 → ⚘ 44
05:09  * LemWork pets layer-eight
05:09  * layer-eight pets LemWork 
05:09 < MadCamel> have you pointed the sip client at an stun server so it can get an idea of what it's external IP address actually is? there's free to use stun servers, google.
05:09 < LemWork> kinky
05:09 < enix> oooo
05:09  * LemWork beats layer-eight
05:09  * layer-eight beats LemWork 
05:09 <+DrGibby|> MadCamel: err wot?
05:09  * enix jerks off layer-eight 
05:09  * layer-eight jerks off enix 
05:09  * LemWork flagellates layer-eight
05:09  * layer-eight flagellates LemWork 
05:10  * enix loves layer-eight 
05:10  * layer-eight loves enix 
05:10 <@Nostalg14c> okie dokie
05:10  * LemWork bends layer-eight over a table
05:10  * layer-eight bends LemWork over a table
05:10 < enix> No I'm sorry Nostalg14c but no.
05:10 < enix> Just no.
05:10 <@Nostalg14c> pls
05:10 < Sousapro> MadCamel: too bad everyone thinks ipv6 is hard because they are mentally deficient
05:10 < enix> You dont get to walk in here like "okie dokie" and we all just stop.
05:10 < LemWork> @Nostalg14c, it's too easy to take advantage of
05:10 < LemWork> :-P
05:10 < enix> You can say "Good morning" or "hello" like everyone else.
05:10 <@Nostalg14c> I did already.
05:10 <@Nostalg14c> Hours ago
05:10 < enix> Never mind
05:11 < MadCamel> sip + NAT is so nasty because the sip protocol slings around a lot of IP addresses. One of the things you have to do to make it work with nat is ensure it knows your correct external IP address. The best way to do that is via the stun protocol. So if the sip client has a place to punch in the ip of a stun server, do so
05:11 <+DrGibby|> currently is SIP phones -> gateway (10.0.401.) -> SIP tunnel -> sip provider
05:11 < ekaj_> Anyone know what the old style metal shingles on older houses (1900s-ish) was called?
05:11 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: Bojangles sandwich masturbation by a gamecocks fan? It checks out
05:12 < matty_r> whats a reliable way to finding if a remote windows machine is ready for an RDP connection?
05:12 < enix> If I post a dilemma here, would you guys be interested in reading it and giving a response?
05:12 <+DrGibby|> there isn't anything STUN in the cisco docs I've seen
05:12 < Sousapro> Hunterkll: they really love their cocks
05:12 < enix> It's IT related.
05:12 < ekaj_> enix: maybe
05:12 < LemWork> ekaj_, I'm gonna go out on a limb here... and say "metal shingles" :-P
05:13 <+DrGibby|> there is a bind command that confusing the shit out of me if it helps
05:13 < ekaj_> you would think lol
05:13 <+DrGibby|> `bind control source-interface` and `bind media source-interface`
05:13 < ekaj_> It may be, I just can't find the style I'm looking for
05:14 < matty_r> New-Object System.Net.Sockets.TCPClient -ArgumentList "<servername>",3389
05:14 < matty_r> nevermind
05:14 < ekaj_> I was looking at a 1900s house today but it has plain shingle roof, and needs a new roof
05:14 < enix> Okay so here's my dilemma; I need to do http://<domain> -> https://domain. We currently have multiple different domains configured as an 'alias' of the primary domain
05:14 < enix> so domain1 and domain2 are in the same virtualhost
05:14 < enix> domain is the ServerName with domain1 and domain2 being ServerAlias
05:15 < enix> There is a .htaccess file which will redirect domain1 and domain2 addresses to be domain
05:15 < MadCamel> ok yeah looks like cisco doesn't use stun... That's a clue though. When a sip session is initiated the device sends it's source IP, if that IP is an internal address nothing works right.
05:15 < ekaj_> did you mean http://domain1 -> https://domain2?
05:15 < enix> so if you go to ekaj/porn it'll go to enix/porn
05:16 < enix> We currently use a certain (not cpanel) web config management thing which I do NOT like
05:16 < enix> I can't even update SSL certs on it
05:16 < enix> I WILL be getting rid of it
05:16 <+DrGibby|> its possible thats the bind control commands I was talking about
05:16 < enix> But whether I do that now or later is the major question. I can't work out how to approach our head of web to discuss this because it's obviously been his decision to point all the domains towards our primary domain and hack it together with a .htaccess file
05:17 < enix> We literally have 25 different domain names, plus their subdomains, all converging onto our primary domain.
05:17 < traaak>  favorite thing in the world to do? setup a brand new machine (for myself, of course. all others its torture)
05:18 <@Nostalg14c> the answe ris obvious
05:18 <@Nostalg14c> become a non fucking retard and use vhosts like youre supposed to.
05:18 < enix> That's what I'm trying to do
05:18 < enix> I can't even begin to think about this its so fucking retarded
05:19 <@Nostalg14c> Thats not a dilemma.
05:19 <@Nostalg14c> brb
05:19 < DrEmmettBrown> Hi
05:19 < traaak> hello
05:19 < DrEmmettBrown> what's up?
05:19 < DrEmmettBrown> no the ceiling answers allowed kthxbye
05:19 < enix> Okay if I do domain1 -> https://domain1 with a broad redirect statement in the virtualhost, it'll be picked up by the ssl virtualhost
05:20 < enix> Which then puts you onto the correct content.
05:20 < enix> Then the .htaccess will redirect the domain name
05:20 < enix> which feels dodgy... is that dodgy?
05:20 < Ayeitzabee> Uhhh maybe
05:21 < coderphive> bruh
05:21 < Ayeitzabee> Nah just have domain1 server a redirect to https://domain1
05:21 < coderphive> irccloud is legit
05:21 < Ayeitzabee> serve*
05:21 < enix> HOLY SHIT
05:21 < enix> WHAT THE FUCK
05:21 < enix> NO FUCKING WAY 1952 lines in our .htaccess
05:21 < DrEmmettBrown> wot
05:22 < Ayeitzabee> enix, Dafuq?
05:22 < enix> I am fucking shitting you not
05:22 < Ayeitzabee> How?
05:22 < coderphive> lmao
05:22 < Ayeitzabee> Why?
05:22 < coderphive> that is the definition of failure enix
05:22 < enix> OMG
05:22 < enix> EVERY FUCKING PAGE WE SERVE HAS A LINE
05:22 < Ayeitzabee> ..... your shit has issues ahaha
05:23 < Ayeitzabee> IIS FTW!
05:23 < coderphive> daaamn
05:23 < coderphive> That is disgusting.
05:23 < enix> apache is better if managed by someone who isnt indian
05:23 < coderphive> whew, casual racism
05:23 < enix> This is the most 'indian contractor' thing i've ever seen
05:23 < Ayeitzabee> DO THE NEEDFUL enix
05:24 < genr8_> maybe he ran some kind of script
05:24 < genr8_> just explicitly coded them all in there..
05:25 < coderphive> well, that's doubtful
05:25 < Ayeitzabee> Ya know its not best practice to have so many lines in your .htaccess
05:25 < enix> Judging by the fact that there's absolutely zero order to this
05:25 < enix> and there's the occasional blank line
05:25 < enix> I would say that this is 100% not fully scripted
05:26 < coderphive> Ayeitzabee: best practice is also +b Ayeitzabee!*@*
05:26 < enix> +1
05:26 < genr8_> that rhymed
05:26 < coderphive> Why is there a 15 year old with doctor in it's name
05:27 < coderphive> jw
05:27 < DrEmmettBrown> why not
05:27 <+DrGibby|> who me?
05:27 < DrEmmettBrown> im 2 wdym
05:28 < coderphive> DrGibby|: no DrEmmettBrown
05:28 < Ayeitzabee> He said 15 not 12 DrGibby|
05:28 < coderphive> rip
05:28 < Ayeitzabee> Fetus retreatus
05:29 < enix> LOL
05:29  * enix writes that one down
05:29 < coderphive> You're on a computer
05:29 < coderphive> just type it you moron
05:29 <+DrGibby|> Oh
05:29 < DrEmmettBrown> yeetus that feetus
05:29 <+DrGibby|> :)
05:29 < enix> coderphive: I'll add it to my .htaccess
05:29 < coderphive> lmao
05:34  * L3gacy shimmies across the dance floor, grabs 3 tacos el pastor, and arroz con gondules from the buffet table, and sits at the bar
05:35 <+DrGibby|> dickbutt
05:35 < L3gacy> wut wut?
05:36 <+DrGibby|> I said dickbutt
05:36 < L3gacy> wut wut in the butt?
05:37 <+DrGibby|> I said wut wut
05:40 < JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: do you wanna do it in the butt?
05:40 < JollyRgrs> i said wut wut, in the butt
05:40 <+DrGibby|> ew
05:40 <+DrGibby|> no
05:40 < DrEmmettBrown> FBI OPEN UP THE DOOR
05:40 <+DrGibby|> JollyRgrs is a weirdo
05:40 < L3gacy> Fat Body Inspectors?
05:40 < JollyRgrs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
05:40 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  YouTube → Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" → ⚘ 66,821,392 ↑ 220,416 ↓ 92,641 ✍ 102,913
05:41 < enix> I can't even ... anything right now
05:41 < JollyRgrs> enix: can u click that link?
05:41 < DrEmmettBrown> i like this channel
05:41 < DrEmmettBrown> 10/10 shit
05:41 < enix> no
05:41 < enix> I can't do anything
05:41 < enix> I'm just...
05:41 < enix> fuck.
05:41 <+DrGibby|> which mean you should leave
05:41 < DrEmmettBrown> hi fuck
05:41 < DrEmmettBrown> im not a dad
05:42 < JollyRgrs> ?
05:42 < JollyRgrs> http://www.cc.com/video-clips/6yz2ky/tosh-0-extended-interview---samwell-s--what-what--in-the-butt--
05:42 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  Extended Interview - Samwell's "What What (In the Butt)" Web Remix - Tosh.0 (Video Clip) | Comedy Central
05:43 < JollyRgrs> OMG
05:43 < JollyRgrs> hilarious
05:43 <+DrGibby|> keep your positive vibes about r-s clean. Leave now while you're ahead
05:43 < JollyRgrs> it's easy being gay b/c all you gotta do is do it in their butt until he finishes, then he gets his turn
05:44 <+DrGibby|> uh
05:44 <+DrGibby|> er
05:44 <+DrGibby|> ok, JollyRgrs
05:45 < JollyRgrs> i'm not really a tosh.0 fan, but this is kinda funny interview
05:47 < rpifan> hello
05:47 < rpifan> hi
05:47 < rpifan> hullo
05:47 < rpifan> hallo
05:47 < JollyRgrs> rpifan: DrGibby| is wanting to what what in the butt
05:47 < rpifan> good
05:47 < rpifan> come ot nyc
05:47 < DrEmmettBrown> use lube
05:48 < rpifan> nah
05:48 < rpifan> ELB
05:48 < rpifan> my initials
05:48 < rpifan> just like in journey to the center of the earth
05:48 < rpifan> of course i was only 8 years old at the time
05:48 < DrEmmettBrown> E-Respect
05:48 < DrEmmettBrown> L- For
05:48 < DrEmmettBrown> B- Women
05:48 < JollyRgrs> electric light borkestra?
05:50  * DrGibby| eyes JollyRgrs 
05:51 < coderphive> There's so much negativity in here rn
05:51 < AustinS> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
05:51 < AustinS> there's some positive-ity
05:52 < JollyRgrs> DrGibby|: my eyes are UP HERE!
05:54 < enix> I really want to go home right now and have a nap. like woowww...
05:54 < enix> First the .htaccess then I find out we're using another companies application via citrix from their server.
05:55 < JollyRgrs> enix ...
05:55 < DrEmmettBrown> lock the door and take a nao
05:55 < JollyRgrs> you know what today is for us americans? (well, in 5 minutes for us, already for you)
05:55 < DrEmmettBrown> M U R I C A D A Y
05:55 < enix> I dont know what fourth of july is
05:55 < JollyRgrs> it's friggin INDEPENDENCE DAY!
05:55 < enix> Dont you just run around like a bunch of red necks
05:55 < DrEmmettBrown> Y E A
05:55 < JollyRgrs> when do you guys celebrate getting out from english rule?
05:55 < DrEmmettBrown> like the founding fathers wanted
05:55 < JollyRgrs> or is that just whenever your ancestors were put on the island?
05:56 < enix> We never got out lol
05:56 < JollyRgrs> lol
05:56 < JollyRgrs> penal colony 4 lyfe
05:56 < DrEmmettBrown> do they celebrate the day they lost against birds
05:56 < DrEmmettBrown> or the day colin hay dropped their anthem
05:56 < DrEmmettBrown> or the day marmite was made into vegemite
05:56 < enix> DrEmmettBrown: do you celebrate the loss of slavery?
05:57 < DrEmmettBrown> im not black thanks
05:57 < enix> Which was kinda my point
05:57 < DrEmmettBrown> we do celebrate the day we messed with spain
05:57 < DrEmmettBrown> and won
05:57 < DrEmmettBrown> so i mean kinda
05:57 < rpifan> http://campbisco.com/montage-mountain/
05:57 < enix> Yeah... YOU won
05:57 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  Montage Mountain | Camp Bisco
05:57 < JollyRgrs> US never loses wars
05:58 < AustinS> cant lose if you just keep it going!
05:58 < coderphive> I renamed Australia to Farmville 2.0 a long time ago
05:58 < DrEmmettBrown> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venezuelan_War_of_Independence
05:58 < JollyRgrs> lol
05:58 <+layer-eight> * DrEmmettBrown →  Venezuelan War of Independence - Wikipedia
05:58 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: wait, you're from venezuela?
05:58 < DrEmmettBrown> we're now getting fucked in the ass by socialism
05:58 < DrEmmettBrown> yes but I moved to florida recently
05:58 < DrEmmettBrown> i do love to mention venezuela randomly though
05:58 < coderphive> Great
05:59 < coderphive> a socialist moved to Florida
05:59 < DrEmmettBrown> thanks
05:59 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: someone else in here is also from VZ
05:59 < Polsaker> un veneco?
05:59 < coderphive> Move on up to Virgina where you belong
05:59 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: who dat?
05:59 < coderphive> Uncle Bernie wants to hug you
05:59 < DrEmmettBrown> coderphive: no thanks i dont inbreed like you
05:59 < JollyRgrs> well, someone else here is still in VZ
06:00 < coderphive> DrEmmettBrown: I'm from Tejas mi amigo
06:01 < rpifan> u mean me right
06:01 < DrEmmettBrown> either way I do love US history and everything freedom and heart disease means for you guys
06:01 < Polsaker> i talk almost daily with a couple guys still in VE, shit's though
06:01 < DrEmmettBrown> I'm stuck here for about 10 years and I want to fully assimilate into the american culture
06:01 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: we have a short history, but it is full of interesting
06:01 < DrEmmettBrown> yeah it's shitty, some of my family is back there
06:01 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: stuck for 10 yrs?
06:02 < DrEmmettBrown> asylee
06:02 < JollyRgrs> ah
06:02 < DrEmmettBrown> is that even a word tho
06:02 < JollyRgrs> i dunno
06:02 < JollyRgrs> mebbe
06:02 < JollyRgrs> so if you come over, you are stuck in US for 10 yrs? or stuck in FL for 10 yrs?
06:02 < DrEmmettBrown> US
06:02 < DrEmmettBrown> i can move wherever
06:02 < JollyRgrs> k
06:02 < DrEmmettBrown> I do want to finish highschool here
06:02 < JollyRgrs> did you come in behind or ahead when you started school here?
06:03 < DrEmmettBrown> ahead
06:03 < JollyRgrs> lol
06:03 < DrEmmettBrown> venezuelan education is amazing
06:03 < coderphive> I'm actually throwing JollyRgrs over the wall next week
06:03 < coderphive> We're having a wall party to celebrate
06:04 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: kind of al ong toss from here
06:04 < coderphive> Call me Uncle Rico
06:05 < JollyRgrs> washed out, living in a van... not even down by the river
06:05 < JollyRgrs> how sad
06:05 < coderphive> https://aliensoup.com/media/uncle-rico.5698/full
06:05 <+layer-eight> * coderphive →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 328,619 bytes
06:05 < coderphive> This is my prime fam
06:05 < DrEmmettBrown> so how are y'all doing?
06:06 < coderphive> I feel a lot better now that my desktop is configured
06:06 < coderphive> I think I'm just going to work from home from now on
06:07 < coderphive> ^
06:07 < DrEmmettBrown> oh cool
06:08 < DrEmmettBrown> was it hard to set up?
06:08 < JollyRgrs> if he was 5
06:09 < JollyRgrs> even then... setting up a desktop is colors and shapes
06:09 < JollyRgrs> with ps/2 ports gone, more about shapes
06:09 < JollyRgrs> colors only help for speakers
06:09 < rpifan> so the local coke head alcoholic druggie gay is insutling me
06:09 < rpifan> cause apparently all i do is hook up with people
06:09 < aName> Shower thoughts: Some television shows are really formulaic, which shows especially when watching them in serial. This is not a revelation. But you could write a script to put together all the major elements. You'd write a script-writing script.
06:09 < DrEmmettBrown> i loved plugging the ps/2's the opposite way around
06:09 < JollyRgrs> HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM GAY!
06:10 < rpifan> lol
06:10 < JollyRgrs> aName: like for the old 60's batman shows?
06:10 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: GASP!
06:10 < JollyRgrs> no!
06:10 < JollyRgrs> you didn't?
06:10 < aName> I bet if you did some parametric modeling based on consumer trends and polling data you could get a show that made no sense but consistently got the highest ratings in the slot.
06:10 < JollyRgrs> CATASTROPHY!
06:10 < aName> I wonder if they're even doing that
06:10 < JollyRgrs> aName: haha, tbh, you're prob not half wrong
06:10 < JollyRgrs> i'm sure they have some kind of formulas
06:11 < JollyRgrs> just like there's a formula for good music
06:11 < JollyRgrs> and there's the golden rule for photos
06:11 < rpifan> gay is good
06:11 < rpifan> but only if ur cute
06:11 < DrEmmettBrown> iirc it didn't change a thing
06:11 < JollyRgrs> dangit, i'm jonesin' for a new project at home
06:11 < DrEmmettBrown> and if it did i never noticed
06:12 < coderphive> I have KDE Plasma
06:12 < coderphive> so lots of options
06:12 < DrEmmettBrown> kde plasma is the shit dude
06:12 < JollyRgrs> but my bro in law stays in my office and games on his laptop all day and all night ("geez, thanks for stopping by for 2 weeks of the summer")
06:12 < coderphive> Not like that nooblet JollyRgrs
06:12 < rpifan> people are so strange
06:12 < rpifan> this same guy invited me to go see a movie with him on thursday before i left miami
06:12 < JollyRgrs> so i can't go fiddle with putting in some extra stuff in my rack :(
06:12 < rpifan> now he is insulting me apparentyl
06:12 < JollyRgrs> rpifan: lol, b/c you turned him down?
06:12 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: are you typing spiteful messages while sitting next to him?
06:13 < aName> rpifan: Some dude called me a loser from the passenger seat of his buddy's rusted out pickup the other day. I live on a dead-end street so I walked down and asked him if he'd care to repeat himself. He ran away in his car... shouting again. Being denied the satisfaction of a confrontation, even a shouting match if not fisticuffs, really irked. Me. Screamed 'fuckin coward!' as he sped off. Felt a bit silly, but we are
06:13 < aName> who we are in the moment.
06:13 < JollyRgrs> now he's jelly of the others you don't turn down
06:13 < coderphive> aName: don't you live in Texas?
06:13 < rpifan> and thats why i ride a bicycle
06:13 < JollyRgrs> aName: haha... what a dork
06:13 < rpifan> its the most satisfying thing
06:13 < aName> coderphive: no, why?
06:13 < rpifan> motoris are alwasy trying to kill u
06:13 < coderphive> oh nvm
06:13 < JollyRgrs> he'd be shot in TX or FL
06:13 < rpifan> so i do nasty thing to them scream at them
06:13 < coderphive> was gonna say you can just shoot him
06:13 < rpifan> ive seen some of the biker actually kick the cars in and shit
06:14 < aName> rpifan: I keyed some guys car after he threw a burrito at me while cycling
06:14 < rpifan> nice
06:14 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: lmao same mind
06:14 < rpifan> theres my biking fam
06:14 < aName> rpifan: I was pretty fit at the time and could do 30mph on the flats no problem
06:14 < aName> rpifan: So it wasn't too hard to catch him lol
06:14 < aName> rpifan: Or to get away
06:14 < aName> rpifan: I figure he traded a paintjob for a felony charge
06:15 < coderphive> Pretty sure Hailee Steinfeld and I are going to get married when I'm famous one day
06:15 < Casteil> damn I hate people
06:15 < rpifan> lol nice, yea bikign is fun when u get to insult ppl
06:15 < rpifan> and boy do i instul them
06:15 < Casteil> coming back home around midnight, I'm in the right lane and get stopped at a stoplight... guy coming up behind me has blinker on to turn right, I feel bad
06:15 < rpifan> i do love to actually challenge to get out of there car and fight
06:15 < rpifan> no one ever does
06:15 < JollyRgrs> so um... i wrote a script in the past to auto-create a new VM guest in KVM, copying a qcow file, mounting it, changing hostname, etc... and booting it up.
06:15 < Casteil> guy behind he proceeds to get right on my ass when he comes to a stop
06:16 < JollyRgrs> um... i can't find it
06:16 < aName> rpifan: There's this assumption that if you're not currently driving you must be unable to afford a vehicle
06:16 < aName> rpifan: And it irks the shit out of me
06:16 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: shoulda used git
06:16 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: i shoulda
06:16 < Casteil> 30 seconds or so later, light turns green and in less than a second he lays on his horn
06:16 < JollyRgrs> i was looking for it to put it IN git
06:16 < coderphive> lmao
06:16 < aName> rpifan: I could go buy a very nice car, but I don't particularly care to own one right now
06:16 < coderphive> how convenient
06:16 < coderphive> wait til you stash something and forget about it
06:16 < rpifan> agreed
06:16 < rpifan> stupid US
06:16 < aName> rpifan: The best part is when the ca r they're in is worth less than your bike
06:17 < coderphive> Had a dev do that one day
06:17 < coderphive> Listen
06:17 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: thing is, i'm pretty sure i know exactly where it was...
06:17 < coderphive> Ya'll just move to Tejas now
06:17 < JollyRgrs> and it isn't there (not a trace)
06:17 < coderphive> Pull out the pistolas and begin an old fashioned Mexican showdown
06:17 < JollyRgrs> so um... i don't really feel like running file recovery software on my KVM host either
06:17 < aName> coderphive: Dude, I'm like, 10 miles from Canada and it's too fuckin hot - and you want me to move to Texas? Does it come with a free nuclear-powered air conditioner?
06:17  * fredopasta whips it out
06:17 < rpifan> well my bike is only worth 150 on a good day
06:18 < coderphive> aName: well, mostly wind powered
06:18 < coderphive> but yes our electricity is cheap
06:18 < aName> rpifan: ATM, that's me too
06:18 < aName> rpifan: But I've been on some nicer bikes and a couple test rides
06:18 < rpifan> i mean i dont think that even if i had the money id go over 1k for a bike
06:18 < rpifan> there are some super sweet bikes but thats about it
06:19 <@Nostalg14c> sonovabitch
06:19 < aName> rpifan: For full carbon, maybe
06:19 < aName> rpifan: monocoque of course
06:19 <@Nostalg14c> spotify blocked by applocker, can't run in admin mode because the installer says to run in normal user mode
06:19 < JollyRgrs> at that point, unless you are just trying for beating a certain personal best time... and even that is a bit of money to waste
06:19 < JollyRgrs> unless you are trying to get sponsored
06:19 < JollyRgrs> Nostalg14c: haha
06:19 < aName> The ride on carbon is pretty nice
06:19 < coderphive> @Nostalg14c rip windows
06:19 < JollyRgrs> spotify has had that issue for a while
06:19 < JollyRgrs> you gotta use website now
06:19 < aName> You get to choose a lot of the mechanical characteristics of the members
06:19 <@Nostalg14c> or ill just exclude my pc from applocker gpo
06:19 < aName> So it's stiff where it needs to be, springy where it needs to be, etc
06:20 < JollyRgrs> when i looked to use applocker and SRPs, spotify was the only one that i could find that would get blocked accidentally
06:20 < aName> But the failure mode on carbon fiber scares me
06:20 <@Nostalg14c> we block everything
06:20 <@Nostalg14c> whitelist only
06:20 < JollyRgrs> well, that and atom
06:20 < coderphive> lawd
06:20 < coderphive> nazi protocl
06:20 < aName> And it's easy to do carbon fiber wrong
06:20 < JollyRgrs> atom FINALLY came up with a windows installer to go into program files
06:20 < JollyRgrs> after a few years
06:20 <@Nostalg14c> ye.. now github installs in userdata
06:20 <@Nostalg14c> fuckn retards.
06:20 < JollyRgrs> spotify, still nope, and it has been a feature asked for... FOR YEARS
06:20 <@Nostalg14c> they originally installed to program files, then changed it.
06:20 <@Nostalg14c> so backwards.
06:20 < coderphive> GitHub has an install?
06:21 < JollyRgrs> Nostalg14c: git....
06:21 <@Nostalg14c> github desktop
06:21 < JollyRgrs> yeah, what coderphive said
06:21 < coderphive> wat
06:21 < JollyRgrs> Nostalg14c: use VS Code
06:21 <@Nostalg14c> It's not for me.
06:21 < Casteil> VS Code is fuckin awesome
06:21 < coderphive> CLI pls
06:21 < coderphive> I write my commands like a real man
06:21 < genr8_> i like GitHub Extensions for Windows
06:21 < coderphive> s/man/boy
06:21 <@Nostalg14c> ye enjoy your ineffiency.
06:21 <+layer-eight> [SED coderphive] I write my comboyds like a real man
06:21 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: i can still use CLI in vs code
06:21 <@Nostalg14c> inefficiency.
06:22 < JollyRgrs> but yeah... i enjoy the nice-ities of life
06:22 <@Nostalg14c> nice-tittie
06:22 <@Nostalg14c> s
06:22 < rpifan> i just dont see the point
06:22 < coderphive> Nostalg14c: I'll bet I can merge repos faster than you can with a gui
06:22 < JollyRgrs> i enjoy the nice titties of life, too
06:22 < rpifan> i mean who really needs a buggati veyron
06:22 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: and going at that pace... did you accentally merge the wrong thing?
06:22 <@Nostalg14c> coderphive: i bet you can too considering i've used it like 5 times in my life.
06:22 < coderphive> lolol
06:22 <@Nostalg14c> Efficiency doesn't equal speed.
06:22 < coderphive> command line is much faster
06:23 < JollyRgrs> i use a combo of CLI and GUI
06:23 < coderphive> idk about windows git cli
06:23 < JollyRgrs> just like OSes... i'm agnostic on that
06:23 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: I started out that way too
06:23 < JollyRgrs> "best tool for job"
06:23 < JollyRgrs> sometimes CLI, sometimes GUI
06:23 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: eventually the GUI will get in your way as you learn more
06:23 < rpifan> i like clit
06:23 < coderphive> o
06:23 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: windows git cli is pretty much same as linux iirc
06:23 < JollyRgrs> rpifan: shut up, you're gay
06:23 <@Nostalg14c> rpifan: sounds like you dont though.
06:23 < JollyRgrs> lol
06:23 < Casteil> I've kind of fallen in love with vs code.. https://i.imgur.com/Iy4Btiz.png
06:23 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 828x576 → ⚘ 3
06:23 < nohusuro> advice for any data hoarders, RMA any and all 3TB western digital drives you can find. You always get back a 4TB :D
06:23 < JollyRgrs> although samwell said in his interview even gay guys still like/appreciate boobs
06:24 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: huh, you move your bar to the right, eh?
06:24 < Casteil> it's just really nice to use, and it does a lot of things right out of the box that you need to bolt like a dozen packages onto Atom for
06:24 < coderphive> It makes me want to throw up that you threw the directory tree on the right
06:24 < rpifan> actually i am bi
06:24 < rpifan> just mostly gay
06:24 < rpifan> its so hard to find woen it fuck
06:24 < rpifan> women to
06:24 < JollyRgrs> nohusuro: nice
06:24 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: Yeah. Doesn't jolt your code around when you open the panels
06:24 < coderphive> rpifan: I feel like that makes you more attractive to women?
06:25 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: hmm, good point
06:25 < JollyRgrs> err, Casteil
06:25 < coderphive> idk, all the women I know are liberals
06:25 < JollyRgrs> never thought of it that way before
06:25 < rpifan> possibly idk
06:25 < Casteil> coderphive: most navigation is done via CTRL+P anyway.
06:25 < rpifan> but i have fucked women before
06:25 < rpifan>  iwas surprised at how good it was
06:25 < coderphive> Casteil: print out the shortcuts
06:25 < JollyRgrs> i usually just left it open with explorer view, so it didn't change
06:25 < coderphive> Casteil: you'll barely use that tree again
06:25 < rpifan> gay sex is still hundred times better but vagina works too
06:25 < coderphive> They took a page from Atom and IdeaJ
06:25 < JollyRgrs> the vs code shortcuts?
06:26 < coderphive> yeap
06:26 < JollyRgrs> i love that thing
06:26 < Casteil> sublime might be neat, but that shit's closed source and vs code is outpacing it by miles
06:26 < coderphive> That's what I'm saying, they'll save you a ton of time
06:26 < coderphive> You won't even use the dir tree anymore
06:26 <@Nostalg14c> ugh, brain hurty.
06:26 < Casteil> https://i.imgur.com/anruUcp.png '
06:26 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → a few seconds ago → 832x580 → ⚘ 2
06:26 < JollyRgrs> i wish vs code would add 2 things... ability to handle VERY large files like notepad++ (I know an update they had was supposed to have helped, i've not tried since)
06:27 < Casteil> navigation with CTRL+P and the terminal running :P
06:27 < JollyRgrs> and i want the "Record your own macro" and "remove trailing whitespace" macro
06:27 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: well it's electron so...
06:27 < JollyRgrs> i'm just sayin, i keep notepad++ around for just those two things
06:27 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: there's a number of beautify/format code things built-in and extensions available
06:27 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: there's probably addons for that
06:27 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: or just code your own
06:27 < JollyRgrs> and "reload from disk" i wish they had an easy option for... never looked at the shortcuts to see if it was buried
06:27 < genr8_> why dont you just... load it up in notepad++ also.
06:27 < L3gacy> MURICA!  Fuck yeah!
06:28 < JollyRgrs> coderphive: hmm, never htought to look for an extension to do that
06:28 < Casteil> I think prettify is now built in which formats code for proper whitespace and whatnot
06:28 < coderphive> JollyRgrs: yeah, like Casteil said, there's a bunch of beautify packages
06:28 < coderphive> They all should do that
06:28 <@Nostalg14c> gvim is the goat for large files.
06:28 < DrEmmettBrown> tbh i dont get the hatred against immigrants
06:28 < coderphive> Linters too
06:28 < Casteil> btw
06:28 < Casteil> https://vscodecandothat.com/
06:28 <+layer-eight> * Casteil →  VS Code Can Do That?
06:28 < coderphive> DrEmmettBrown: ##politics
06:29 < DrEmmettBrown> oh shoot nice
06:29 < DrEmmettBrown> lemme go in
06:29 < Casteil> DrEmmettBrown: FWIW, I respect many immigrants more than I expect the average person who thinks all immigrants are criminals
06:29 < Casteil> s/expect/respect/
06:29 <+layer-eight> [SED Casteil] DrEmmettBrown: FWIW, I respect many immigrants more than I respect the average person who thinks all immigrants are criminals
06:30 < Casteil> more channels need that^^
06:30 < DrEmmettBrown> I mean all in all, everyone who founded the country came from england
06:30 < DrEmmettBrown> true natives are considered immigrants too
06:30 < JollyRgrs> ooh, "Text Edits" lets me "to upper" "to lower" and "remove whitespace" (excluding newlines)
06:31 < L3gacy> Murica!
06:31  * L3gacy wants a pony
06:31 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: who said all immigrants are criminals?
06:31 < JollyRgrs> some of us just think the illegal ones are... b/c they ARE (the are here illegally)
06:31 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: yeah. the ctrl+shift+P pallet is extremely powerful in VS Code
06:31 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: pretty much the entirety of trump's support base
06:31 < JollyRgrs> wrong
06:31 < L3gacy> Most "illegals" just overstayed their visas
06:32 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: the point of a visa is that "you can come for a time, but not to live forever"
06:32 < JollyRgrs> so... still illegal
06:32 < L3gacy> Funny fact - Trump posted 144 job openings at three properties.  ONE went to a US citizen.  143 went to H1B holders
06:32 < JollyRgrs> ppl like DrEmmettBrown followed correct procedure
06:32 < rpifan> like my parents when they immgrated
06:32 < DrEmmettBrown> yeah I'm completely against illegal immigration
06:32 < L3gacy> My paternal grandmother was from Novorossysk
06:32 < Casteil> L3gacy: #maga
06:32 < Casteil> >.>
06:32 < L3gacy> Russia!
06:32 < DrEmmettBrown> but separating families ain't ok
06:32 < L3gacy> :)
06:33 < JollyRgrs> i'm not a trump supporter (though i really really am glad hillary isn't in office), but i'm against illegals
06:33 < L3gacy> I support Bernie #FeelTheBern
06:33 < DrEmmettBrown> illegal immigration isn't ok
06:33 < DrEmmettBrown> it hogs a lot of resources
06:33 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: well, i'm not for that either.... however, they shouldn't ahve friggin tried to come over in the first place... illegally
06:33 < JollyRgrs> do you take your family to rob a bank?
06:33 < Casteil> anyway, lets talk about IDEs and editors and not politics
06:33 < DrEmmettBrown> exactly
06:33 < DrEmmettBrown> okok
06:33 < L3gacy> Politcs?
06:33 < DrEmmettBrown> can we agree eclipse is superior
06:33 < DrEmmettBrown> i rest my case
06:33  * aleph- sidesteps away from the politics.
06:33 < L3gacy> How about the fact we're rapidly becoming a Dictatorial Christian Monarchy? :)
06:34 < L3gacy> I live VIM
06:34 < JollyRgrs> so i'm thinking about setting up a hyper-v server and domain controller on my homelab (That is currently all linux)
06:34 < L3gacy> I need some nachos
06:34 < Casteil> JollyRgrs: Would recommend ESXi
06:34 < L3gacy> I recommend something sexy
06:34 < JollyRgrs> Casteil: it'd be without vsphere
06:34  * L3gacy is drinking apricot brandy
06:34 < L3gacy> Blood sugar! Fuck yeah! :)
06:34 < JollyRgrs> and at work, i'm an SCCM guy (Well, was)
06:34 < Casteil> ESXi makes more sense especially if you're doing it to learn professional skills
06:35 < DrEmmettBrown> i have a very important question
06:35 < L3gacy> Who here has made UEFI images for restoration of a system, using Clonezilla?
06:35 < JollyRgrs> i learnt my professional skills on KVM... but i mean, there's not much i can do at homelab
06:35 < DrEmmettBrown> is it bad to eat unproportionate amounts of guacamole
06:35 < L3gacy> Guac is the talk, of the town
06:35 < JollyRgrs> i won't be doing HA and letting VMs jump from one server to another and having to worry about the issues with that
06:35 < JollyRgrs> we already deal with that at work
06:35 < JollyRgrs> lync/sfb does not like to vmotion it seems
06:36 < Casteil> I bought a Dell R710 to learn on, then replaced it not long later with a R210-II which is smaller and far more power-efficient (it's now my 24/7 VM server/fileserver)
06:36 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: avocados do have a lot of fat... "good fat" but still fat
06:36 < Casteil> I've since transitioned away from general IT and into software development ._.
06:36 < JollyRgrs> i wouldn't necessarily just gorge on that and only that
06:36 < L3gacy> I have a HP DL360G7 single U pizzabox
06:36 < DrEmmettBrown> but seriously i may have eaten a whole bowl of it
06:36 < JollyRgrs> i have two R710s
06:36 < coderphive> I need food
06:36 < DrEmmettBrown> if i get food poisoning i'd do it again
06:36 < JollyRgrs> one is freenas server, the other is KVM host
06:36 < coderphive> bbl
06:36 < coderphive> or night
06:36 < Casteil> I need to sell my R710 still :X
06:36 < coderphive> w/e
06:37 < L3gacy> I'm about to check out the sophos firewall shizzle fo rizzle in da hizzle
06:37 < JollyRgrs> i need to sell my 1850, 1950, and two 2950 boxes
06:37 < Casteil> keep meaning to fire it up to make sure I don't have anything sensitive on it still
06:37 < Casteil> and prep it for sale
06:37 < Casteil> could probably still get like $250 for it
06:37 < JollyRgrs> the two 2950 boxes are fit with good amount of RAM
06:37 < JollyRgrs> yeah
06:37 < coderphive> I'll sell someone my MBP
06:37 < coderphive> $2k
06:37 < JollyRgrs> that's one of my projects is to get thigns set up so i can sanitize them and get everything working
06:37 < L3gacy> I gave away two MBPs this past 30 days
06:37 < JollyRgrs> in fact... my KVM script might even be on that box, lol
06:38 < L3gacy> both Core2's
06:38 < JollyRgrs> gave away? did you get good head from it?
06:38 < DrEmmettBrown> kek
06:38 < JollyRgrs> oh
06:38 < coderphive> They're old
06:38 < L3gacy> nah... 2.66Ghz, 8GB ram, 240 SSDs each
06:38 < L3gacy> for my cousin's two kids
06:38 < JollyRgrs> oh, that's diff
06:38 < L3gacy> 15s
06:38 < coderphive> Anyway, I'm out
06:38 < JollyRgrs> .... did you ahve good sex?
06:38 < coderphive> lmao wut
06:38 < JollyRgrs> wait, sorry, wrong person... you're not Hunterkll
06:38 < L3gacy> not with my cousin
06:38 < L3gacy> He's hairy
06:38 < JollyRgrs> later coderphive
06:39 < Hunterkll> lol
06:39 < L3gacy> He's getting his tat finished, finally
06:39 < Hunterkll> L3gacy, so what you're saying is the sex wasn't good with your cousin?
06:39 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, he didn't deny it
06:39 < L3gacy> An oriental dragon, wrapoped around his torso, ending at his right hand, for the head
06:39 < L3gacy> *wrapped
06:39 < rpifan> my cousin was a good fuck for sure
06:40 < Hunterkll> #reddit-alabama
06:40 < DrEmmettBrown> are you implying everyone on reddit isn't from alabama
06:40 < L3gacy> Not says lovin like bangin your cousin
06:40 < L3gacy> *nothing says
06:40 < DrEmmettBrown> dont be a fool wrap your tool
06:40 < DrEmmettBrown> nothing says sensual like incestual sex
06:40 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: while you're here...
06:40 < L3gacy> Dip it in sears weather-beater
06:41 < DrEmmettBrown> flex seal your dick
06:41 < Hunterkll> woah now
06:41 < Hunterkll> backfires can actually be damaging
06:41 < JollyRgrs> if i wanted to setup a DC at my house, but stay legit... it's 180 day trial, right?
06:41 < Hunterkll> yes
06:41 < DrEmmettBrown> then do it with cyanoacrylate
06:41 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, and you can spawn new DCs every few months
06:41 < Hunterkll> :P
06:41 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, script it even
06:41 < JollyRgrs> and i could setup DSC to basically stand most things back up?
06:41 < DrEmmettBrown> you can just dip it in acetone and it'll be gone
06:41 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: that's what i was htinking
06:41 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, or just use kmspico on a 2016 host and use AVMA activation
06:41 < JollyRgrs> so spin a new one up, promote it
06:42 < Hunterkll> or if you have a .edu email that'll help too
06:42 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: meh... i'd rather learn a "legit" way... you know, in case i need to set it up at work. haha
06:42 < JollyRgrs> i was suppsoed to have a forever .edu from my comm college
06:42 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, absolutely no difference except the expiration
06:42 < JollyRgrs> i don't think it works though
06:42 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, if you do, dreamspark to get keys
06:42 < Hunterkll> it'll get you VS, windows, office, etc
06:43 < Hunterkll> it's like a ghetto msdn
06:43 < JollyRgrs> i remember dreamspark
06:43 < JollyRgrs> it was just starting when i had a .edu
06:43 < Hunterkll> i need to acquire a .edu for myself
06:43 < Hunterkll> for other reasons
06:43 < JollyRgrs> but back then i had MSDNAA through my sister
06:43 < Hunterkll> might just buy one online
06:43 < JollyRgrs> Hunterkll: for amazon discount?
06:43 < Hunterkll> nah i don't give a fuk about that
06:43 < Hunterkll> lol
06:44 < L3gacy> DrEmmettBrown, Cyanoacrylate lacquer is da shizzle fo rizzle
06:44 < DrEmmettBrown> you rite my dude
06:44 < L3gacy> Crzy glue, you foo!
06:44 < L3gacy> I pitty da foo who dont use crazy glue!
06:44 < DrEmmettBrown> i wanna rewatch the office
06:44 < DrEmmettBrown> but arrested development season 5 looks so tempting dude
06:45 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: why?
06:45 < Hunterkll> JollyRgrs, but in a world where shit like this exists - https://rocketr.net/buy/af17b566986e :D
06:45 < JollyRgrs> the office was only good for a few seasons
06:45 < DrEmmettBrown> i like the cringe humor
06:45 < L3gacy> I'm about to psychotically binge Voyager
06:45 < DrEmmettBrown> scott's tots < dinner party
06:45 < L3gacy> I just got a 55" tv off a buddy for cheep99
06:45 < L3gacy> 1080p FHD LED
06:45 < L3gacy> $75
06:45 <@Nostalg14c> I can create .edu emails Hunterkll
06:46 < Hunterkll> lawd
06:46 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, there's a technique or two i remember to get some from califonria too
06:46 < Hunterkll> but we shall see
06:46 <@Nostalg14c> You're tellin gme i can sell new-aduser commands for $18 a pop
06:46 < DrEmmettBrown> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA5Z0m2JKyVJUgkMG08WP8KsAvLrjfkjP
06:46 < L3gacy> damn ho bagts
06:46 <+layer-eight> * DrEmmettBrown →  YouTube → Playlist: The Voyager Golden Record Playlist (Complete) → 31 videos
06:46 < Hunterkll> LOL
06:46 < DrEmmettBrown> this is my mixtape
06:46 < L3gacy> *ho bags
06:46 < Hunterkll> Nostalg14c, apparently, though getting caught has penalties i'm sure
06:46 < L3gacy> Friend said she's NOT ready for a relationship, two days ago
06:47 < L3gacy> "ENGAGED" on FB today
06:47 < DrEmmettBrown> o h f u c k
06:47 < Hunterkll> DENIED
06:47 < Hunterkll> DE-FUCKING-NIED
06:47  * L3gacy projectile regurgitates
06:47 < DrEmmettBrown> OBLITERATED
06:47 < Hunterkll> she found out he was fucking his male cousin
06:47 < Hunterkll> the hairy one
06:47 < L3gacy> I dont fuck him
06:47 < Hunterkll> oh now you deny it
06:47 < L3gacy> he just gives me handies
06:47 < Hunterkll> but you didn't before
06:47 < DrEmmettBrown> ok im confused
06:47 < DrEmmettBrown> who fucks who
06:47 < L3gacy> lol
06:47 < L3gacy> I like potatoes
06:48 < DrEmmettBrown> i like turtles
06:48 < L3gacy> oh fuck... dodged a bullet
06:48 < L3gacy> she posted she RAGEQUIT her job
06:48 < L3gacy> as a SALRAIED MANAGER
06:48 < L3gacy> *SALARIED
06:48 < DrEmmettBrown> salraied
06:48 < L3gacy> over not getting July 4th off
06:48 < L3gacy> posted she FLIPPED on her boss
06:48 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: b/c she works retail?
06:48 < L3gacy> yeah
06:48 < L3gacy> Walgreen's
06:48 < JollyRgrs> she works retail
06:48 < DrEmmettBrown> ok you did dodge a bullet
06:48 < JollyRgrs> oh geez
06:48 < DrEmmettBrown> more like a cannon ball
06:49 < JollyRgrs> walgreens is open like... christmas and everything
06:49 < DrEmmettBrown> but still
06:49 < L3gacy> She cussed and spit at her boss...
06:49 < L3gacy> wtf?
06:49 < JollyRgrs> how can someone work there and have the expectation of ANY holiday off?
06:49 < L3gacy> Xanax and haliperidol time
06:49 < DrEmmettBrown> ok more like a nuclear warhead
06:49 < L3gacy> maybe some REAL break fluid, like thorazine
06:49 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: she cray cray
06:49 < L3gacy> Cray, and not like the supercomputer
06:49 < genr8_> thats what those jobs will do to you
06:49 < JollyRgrs> more like a scorched earth Death's Head
06:49 < DrEmmettBrown> just steal morphine dude
06:49 < genr8_> not worth risking your mental health over working at walgreens
06:50 < L3gacy> This bitch so cray, she's 7 cats deep
06:50 < JollyRgrs> i worked too long at geek squad, but i knew being retail, it will suck around holidays
06:50 < genr8_> 7 cats deep lol
06:50 < DrEmmettBrown> how's geek squad btw
06:50 < DrEmmettBrown> i applied for a part time there
06:50 < JollyRgrs> used to be good
06:50 < JollyRgrs> i dunno how it is now, last i saw, it sucked
06:50 < L3gacy> Geek squad sucks like a thai hooker with a bad braces job
06:51 < genr8_> have as much fun as you can then get out
06:51 < DrEmmettBrown> sounds like my kind of hooker
06:51 < L3gacy> "Fuck fixing it!  Just wipe it and charger $250!"
06:51 < JollyRgrs> when i left, kids in the store weren't repairing shit, they make sure it could connect to the internet and connected it to an IP KVM for remote ppl to work on
06:51 < L3gacy> Our GS is all shite
06:51 < JollyRgrs> so other than blowing dust out and removing cockroaches from cases... you don't do much
06:51 < L3gacy> GREAT techs, but management just wants factory wipes
06:51 < genr8_> woww
06:51 < L3gacy> Fast turnover, good $$$
06:51 < DrEmmettBrown> what's the average pay
06:51 < L3gacy> $11 here
06:51 < DrEmmettBrown> i gotta make some dough
06:52 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: um... when iw as there, like... yeah
06:52 < DrEmmettBrown> oh shoot nice
06:52 < L3gacy> I was making $12 at BB as a sales guy
06:52 < enix> windows 8 is no longer support
06:52 < enix> good effort
06:52 < JollyRgrs> i got paid bottom barrel 10.50 when i started back in 2004
06:52 < L3gacy> I started at 11.75
06:52 < JollyRgrs> then got up to 12/hr as a in-store Sr
06:52 < L3gacy> for sales
06:52 < DrEmmettBrown> wait how long did you work at that
06:52 < L3gacy> guy with 3 years at GS was making 10
06:52 < L3gacy> he was HOT when he found out I made more AT HIRE
06:52 < L3gacy> My schooling was computers, tho.  His was psych
06:53 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: yeah, BBY mgmt is ajoke... kid who wanted a PT manager spot got hired into GS at 12.50/hr and he didn't even know about computers
06:53 < DrEmmettBrown> i wanna get as much money as possible so i can get my first car
06:53 < JollyRgrs> he told them in his interview "i'm a quick learner"
06:53 < DrEmmettBrown> i really want a crown vic
06:53 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: u sure about that?
06:53 < DrEmmettBrown> yes i like traffic jams
06:53 < JollyRgrs> dad had an 88 crown vic... i love the car, don't get me wrong
06:53 < JollyRgrs> but...
06:53 < L3gacy> I got linux certified A+ techs with CCNP there, but management just wants fast turnover for jobs that come in
06:53 < DrEmmettBrown> yes weewoo im a cop makes everyone go slow af
06:53 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: but yeah, if you CAN get in, GS for a year or so isn't bad for a resume
06:53 < L3gacy> "wipe it and reload.  Dont run AV, just get it done"
06:54 < JollyRgrs> helps to better get into a legit job as you now have "experience"
06:54 < DrEmmettBrown> imma just cover it in labels that say not a cop
06:54 < DrEmmettBrown> oh yeah
06:54 < JollyRgrs> all the cops here use chargers
06:54 < JollyRgrs> or ford 500s i think
06:54 < DrEmmettBrown> i wanna get certified for linux first tho
06:54 < JollyRgrs> my dad's crown vic was white, but with a tan half-top... but that didn't stop everyone from slowing down when he was behind them
06:55 < DrEmmettBrown> I know a guy that can hook me up
06:55 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: biggest thing to be careful about with geesk squad/bby... that discount is very tempting
06:55 < JollyRgrs> all that money you wanna save...
06:55 < JollyRgrs> you might not save as much as you'd think
06:55 < DrEmmettBrown> lmao
06:55 < JollyRgrs> 5% over cost to the store
06:55 < JollyRgrs> some items are marked up VERY much
06:55 < DrEmmettBrown> oh boy
06:55 < JollyRgrs> used to be TVs were... now not so much
06:55 < strive> DrEmmettBrown: Are you fresh to Linux?
06:55 < JollyRgrs> but speakers and stuff? yeah
06:56 < DrEmmettBrown> i can't resist anything under 80 percent off
06:56 < JollyRgrs> and  car audio
06:56 < DrEmmettBrown> nope I have decent experience
06:56 < strive> Oh, ok.
06:56 < DrEmmettBrown> of course not to the level that I want to run Arch unironically
06:56 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: rocketfish HDMI cables? like $2.50 when they were going for $50
06:56 < DrEmmettBrown> but enough to live with it
06:56 < L3gacy> I gotta go tickle mah pickle!
06:56 < DrEmmettBrown> oh god imma need a lot of willpower
06:56  * L3gacy slams more apricot brandy
06:56 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: like i said, it's a trap :P
06:56 < strive> I'm running Arch now :)
06:57 < DrEmmettBrown> yeah i dont wanna compile every keystroke so imma stay with ubuntu
06:57 < L3gacy> The Insignia HDMI 12 footers are 1.07 for employees
06:57 < DrEmmettBrown> oh fuck
06:57 < JollyRgrs> lol, exactly
06:57 < strive> DrEmmettBrown: What you mean is Gentoo.
06:57 < DrEmmettBrown> still
06:57 < JollyRgrs> and even monster and audioquest you get good $ off
06:57 < JollyRgrs> but the accomodations page
06:57 < DrEmmettBrown> ok ok stop i dont wanna drown in debt
06:58 < strive> lol
06:58 < JollyRgrs> you can get some speakers like Klipsch and such pretty much 40-50% off
06:58 < DrEmmettBrown> i may build a pc when i work there tho
06:58 < JollyRgrs> DrEmmettBrown: not mcuh you can buy
06:58 < DrEmmettBrown> im happy with my laptop but eh
06:58 < DrEmmettBrown> maybe some monitors
06:58 < JollyRgrs> prebuilt desktops are no markup (many times sold UNDER cost)
06:58 < DrEmmettBrown> oh
06:58 < JollyRgrs> but stores don't carry mobos and processors
06:58 < L3gacy> I am glad my son is happy with the laptop I gave him.  Samsung Chronos 7, 1080p touch, 15.6", i7 3635QM, 12GB DDR3L SODIMM, 512SSD
06:59 < DrEmmettBrown> mine's some dell inspiron something
06:59 < DrEmmettBrown> it has a 1050Ti and 8 gigs of ram
06:59 < DrEmmettBrown> i cant remember the processor
06:59 < JollyRgrs> i'll be sad when i finally buy a new computer
06:59 < JollyRgrs> i've not "purchased" a desktop since my P4 3.0 HT
06:59 < L3gacy> I got a Dell prebuilt recently
07:00 < L3gacy> A10 9700, 16GB, Radeon RX560
07:00 < JollyRgrs> i "upgraded" when i got married and ended up using the unused shuttle with a quadcore back when that was the new thing
07:00 < JollyRgrs> then after that, i just got freebies here and there
07:00 < Casteil> my boss upgraded my work laptop recently :D
07:00 < L3gacy> I need to find a six core AMD AM3 cpu
07:00 < L3gacy> I got 8GB ram, hdd, motherboard, everythign BUT the damn CPU
07:01 < DrEmmettBrown> am3?
07:01 < Casteil> went from an Latitude E7470 i5-6300U (not a bad laptop honestly) to an XPS 15 with an i7-8750H, 4K display and 512GB NVMe SSD
07:01 < DrEmmettBrown> isnt the FX series am3
07:01 < Casteil> it's frickin sweet lol
07:01 < DrEmmettBrown> dells are the shit imo
07:01 < JollyRgrs> i like the xps 15
07:01 < Casteil> we've had good luck with dells.. basically all we buy now, most of our staff is equipped with Latitudes
07:01 < Casteil> mostly latitude E7400 series
07:02 < JollyRgrs> we had lenovo when i got in and they soon after switched to dell, thankfully
07:02 < L3gacy> I just cant afford $100 for a cpu, atm
07:02 < L3gacy> I'd lvoe to get this thing done and over with for my kid :)
07:02 < L3gacy> *love
07:02 < JollyRgrs> dell also loves SCCM and SCCM loves dell
07:03 < L3gacy> If it was AM3+, I could get a cheaper 8 core lol
07:04 <@Nostalg14c> damn u broke
07:04 < L3gacy> well, yeah.  100% disability atm, looking for IT work again
07:05 < L3gacy> I got my career and academic certs for network management, my A+, 4 semesters of Cisco networking courses...
07:07 < L3gacy> I have a standing DEMAND to come back to $OLDJOB, but $BOOS is a dickbiscuit, affecting my mental health
07:07 < L3gacy> I was actually starting to self harm, again
07:07 < L3gacy> *BOSS
07:08 < L3gacy> cant type.  Brandy is kicking in
07:10 < L3gacy> He's screaming that I need to be in when HE says, "NO EXCUSES" even though he knows I have appointments I CANT miss or I risk losing my current benefits
07:10 < L3gacy> Like my birthday on the 1st.  He knew for THREE MONTHS I would not be in.  He called me at 7am, demanding I come in
07:10 < L3gacy> brb Wawa
07:11 < DrEmmettBrown> some wawa's give you food poisoning
07:11 < DrEmmettBrown> some wawa's give you the best shit you've eaten
07:11 < DrEmmettBrown> Schrodinger's Wawa
07:12 < DrEmmettBrown> you don't know it till you open pandora's box in your rectum
07:14 <@Nostalg14c> Yeah some jobs just aren't worth the mental health.
07:17 < genr8_> i always say that
07:18 < genr8_> learned it the hard way
07:18 < DrEmmettBrown> you do get gold for /r/talesfromretail
07:20 < genr8_> the worst was when peoples computers would be so dirty you'd have to use windex on their laptop or the tower would be covered in brown clumpy dust
07:22 < JollyRgrs> crap... my freenas volume is 82% full :(
07:22 < genr8_> alert alert
07:22 < enix> I love good devs who leave comments
07:22 < enix> # WITH Query String REVERSED (found on Search Engines)!
07:23 < genr8_> i would listen to that recomendation too. the more you write to it after that increases the fragmentation, and fast. i went up to 50% fragmentation within a short time
07:24 < CharlesA> Wow. That sounds like one of my comments.
07:24 < genr8_> that is a waste of a line
07:31 < enix> what the fuck is ubuntu snap
07:32 < CharlesA> enix, Apparently it's like a PPA except not (?)
07:32 < rpifan> everyone in here is violation the gpl
07:32 < rpifan> and im gonan report yall
07:32 < CharlesA> I tried it and it gave me a  headache
07:32 < enix> So alternative to apt?
07:32 < CharlesA> different way to install packages iirc
07:33 < enix> Ubuntu is weird
07:33 < CharlesA> looks like it's the package with all the dependencies
07:33 < CharlesA> so ehhh
07:34 < enix> If I create a deb package for Ubuntu 16.04 then that package won't work on any version of Ubuntu. I also have to make a 14.04, 15.04, 15.10, and so on. These are JUST Ubuntu debs. I also need to make one for Debian. Then you need to make RPMs for Fedora 21, 22, 23, etc and those RPMs don't even cover openSUSE.
07:34 < enix> So this guy who is a project manager for a linux application has never heard of jenkins
07:34 < enix> So for guys like this they've created snap
07:34 < enix> For what? Obfuscating the code from the operating system? Is that a fucking joke
07:35 < enix> Then again.. Windows has .exe and .msi soo..... whatever.
07:35  * enix goes back to his cave
07:36 < rpifan> if a company has a piece of software built around linux and doesnt relase source code
07:36 < rpifan> they are violating gpl right
07:36 < enix> :-#
07:36 < JollyRgrs> rpifan: depends
07:37 < rpifan> https://forums.hak5.org/topic/39330-no-kernel-source-gpl-violation/
07:37 <+layer-eight> * rpifan →  No kernel source (GPL violation???) - WiFi Pineapple TETRA - Hak5 Forums
07:38 < CharlesA> Wow. I haven't heard of Hak5 in ages
07:38 < rpifan> guess im not the only one that realized they are fucking wit hte gpl
07:38 < CharlesA> I think I still have one of the first gen pineapples somewhere around here.
07:38 < DrEmmettBrown> try appimages
07:39 < rpifan> well im hacking my own together
07:39 < DrEmmettBrown> afaik it lets you make packages to be installed easily everywhere
07:39 < rpifan> but im having issues wiht libpcap
07:39 < L3gacy> I hate reading the news
07:39 < L3gacy> a FORMER friend, and dude with a BA in Crim Justice, just got popped as a SUPER POSESSOR of CP >.<
07:39 < rpifan> it keeps segfualting
07:39 < rpifan> anyone good at fixing that
07:40 < JollyRgrs> SUPER posessor?
07:40 < JollyRgrs> is that legaleese"
07:41 < enix> JollyRgrs: he was optimus pron
07:41 < L3gacy> yeah.  NJ law
07:41 < L3gacy> He had over 10k images
07:41 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: makes me wonder if they chose crim justice to know the system they are trying to avoid, or if something they were working on led them down the dark path... or something totally diff. all together
07:41 < L3gacy> yeah :(
07:41 < JollyRgrs> that sucks
07:42 < L3gacy> I'm cringing
07:42 < L3gacy> I sold him a laptop, last year, after he said he accidentally ran over his...
07:42 < L3gacy> Wondering if someone else ran it over, deliberately, now
07:42 < JollyRgrs> had to burn it
07:43 < JollyRgrs> couldn't have it tracked to him
07:43 < JollyRgrs> "nope, that's not my computer, this is my computer"
07:43 < enix> https://forums.hak5.org/topic/39330-no-kernel-source-gpl-violation/
07:43 <+layer-eight> * enix →  rpifan → No kernel source (GPL violation???) - WiFi Pineapple TETRA - Hak5 Forums
07:43 < JollyRgrs> "what's a mac address?"
07:43 < enix> Whoops
07:43 < JollyRgrs> tard
07:43 < enix> https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/07/australia-now-has-a-giant-penis-that-can-be-seen-from-space/?utm_source=Gizmodo+Australia&utm_campaign=1b467aab14-gizmodo_2018_07_03&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_7a0c493e18-1b467aab14-278876441
07:43 < CharlesA> JollyRgrs, Is it wrong that I hear that in Croc Dundee's voice?
07:43 <+layer-eight> * enix →  Australia Now Has A Giant Penis That Can Be Seen From Space | Gizmodo Australia
07:44 < genr8_> australian space penis
07:44 < JollyRgrs> CharlesA: lol no, that's "what's an address, mack"
07:44 < L3gacy> FOR GREAT... PENIS!
07:44 < CharlesA> lol
07:45 < JollyRgrs> "There has been no reports on who the perpetrator is this time around, but they're probably damn proud of themselves."
07:46 < genr8_> even the romans drew penises on their city walls
07:46 < enix> JollyRgrs: literally every single sentence in that report is fantastic
07:46 < JollyRgrs> ok, so hyper-v or esxi w/o vsphere. GO! (this is for homelab)
07:46 < JollyRgrs> genr8_: they carved them into statues, too
07:46 < JollyRgrs> but they also loved orgies, etc.
07:46 < genr8_> its the most basic form of human drawing, and the first thing to come to mind for a lot of ppl especially on internet group whiteboards
07:46 < CharlesA> Wow. Way to go Ubuntu. How the shit did you break DNS?
07:47 < L3gacy> Saturnalia... 12 days of feasting, fighting, and fucking
07:47 < JollyRgrs> CharlesA: you still use DNS?
07:47 < JollyRgrs> pleb
07:47 < genr8_> so it makes perfect sense that they would draw that
07:47 < CharlesA> JollyRgrs, I'm trying to run updates on my 16.04 box and it can't find my DNS server
07:47 < genr8_> IPV7 removes the need for DNS
07:47 < CharlesA> but I can get out via IP.
07:47 < CharlesA> wtf
07:47 < JollyRgrs> what DNS are you using?
07:47 < misspwn> i just googled ipv7
07:48 < genr8_> i wonder how many ppl did that
07:48 < JollyRgrs> can you nslookup to 8.8.8.8?
07:48 < misspwn> :(
07:48 < JollyRgrs> misspwn: haha
07:48 < JollyRgrs> ipv7 runs entirely on a virtual layer 8
07:48 < misspwn> i'm like u fuckin w0t m8 with ipv7 hardly anything uses ipv6 that i know of
07:48 < misspwn> oh my god now with the layers
07:48 < rpifan> hi misspwn
07:48 < misspwn> ihateuall
07:48 < L3gacy> damn googles
07:48 < JollyRgrs> misspwn: it's ok, it's just a virtual layer
07:48 < CharlesA> JollyRgrs, Regular router DNS. not sure what the deal is.
07:48 < JollyRgrs> CharlesA: DNS IP from ISP?
07:48 < CharlesA> and it's taking fucking ages to display my iptables rules
07:49 < misspwn> hi rpifan are you in NYC yet
07:49 < CharlesA> Nah OpenDNS from the router. Rest of the network is OK
07:49 < L3gacy> Layer 8 makes my no no burn
07:49 < JollyRgrs> L3gacy: no, that was enix's mom
07:49 < L3gacy> ba dum tiss
07:49 < JollyRgrs> she made Nostalg14c's burn, too
07:49 < misspwn> i applied for a city IT job and the pay is so broad. 48-66k for a technical specialist and i'm like lol what
07:49 < JollyRgrs> CharlesA: can you nslookup and specify a DNS server and it work on that server/workstation?
07:49 < plop> morning
07:50 < JollyRgrs> nslookup google.com 8.8.8.8
07:50 < rpifan> u desrve 70 misspwn
07:50 < plop> JollyRgrs, did you sleep
07:50 < misspwn> <3
07:50 < rpifan> plus benefits
07:50 < rpifan> and free breakfast
07:50 < CharlesA> JollyRgrs, No dice. Times out for me. I'm rebooting that VM now.
07:50 < CharlesA> It's pretty strange.
07:50 < misspwn> the benefits seem good since it's a gov'ment jab
07:50 < genr8_> So apparently IPV7 was a thing someone invented in 2000 and never happened https://tools.ietf.org/html/draft-terrell-ip-spec-ipv7-ipv8-addr-cls-02
07:50 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  draft-terrell-ip-spec-ipv7-ipv8-addr-cls-02 - Internet Protocol Specifications for IPv7 and IPv8 Address Classes
07:50 < misspwn> but i digress, imposter syndrom gets in the way of so much and i don't know dick about networking
07:50 < JollyRgrs> genr8_: well, you always wondered what happened to ipv5 right?
07:50 < CharlesA> and now it works.
07:50 < misspwn> i doubt it'll require much but my brain just doesnt want to comprehend it
07:51  * CharlesA shrugs
07:51 < JollyRgrs> misspwn: good thing you don't need to know dicks to know networking
07:51 < JollyRgrs> but knowing how to deal with dicks helps
07:51 < genr8_> i wish
07:51 < JollyRgrs> CharlesA: "did you turn it off and on again?"
07:51 < CharlesA> magic reboot ftw, JollyRgrs
07:51 < CharlesA> RIP 13 days of uptime :p
07:51 < rpifan> misspwn, yea im here in nyc looking at going tocamp bisco next week
07:51 < JollyRgrs> uptime is so 00s
07:51 < JollyRgrs> now it is all about that availability
07:51 < rpifan> gonna possibly volunteer with a grilled chesee food truck
07:52 < genr8_> i might go to that
07:52 < rpifan> for real genr8_ ?
07:52 < JollyRgrs> so i want to update my linkedin... but still trying to get an exact grasp of exactly what my new role is that started on Monday
07:53 < enix> I wonder what would be bigger; the bitcoin blockchain or all the domains and tlds in the world being managed by a blockchain
07:53 < JollyRgrs> enix: easy... my penis
07:54 < enix> cryptic1! JollyRgrs is being ruuudeeeee
07:54 < enix> "All Staff Meeting" in five minutes, 30 seconds
07:56 < rpifan> its 2 am
07:57 < enix> 3;57 here
07:57 < enix> i finish in three minutes though :(
07:57 < misspwn> woop
07:57 < genr8_> rpifan: its 2 hrs 10min away or 120 miles
07:57 < JollyRgrs> rpifan: he's an aussie
07:57 < DrEmmettBrown> thats what she said
07:59 < rpifan> genr8_, nice ushould go, id love to meet one of u sys admin freaks irl
07:59 < JollyRgrs> so linkedin... some rando wanted to add me
08:00 < JollyRgrs> i check, like 3 degrees from me... so i don't know him at all
08:00 < JollyRgrs> but he's not a recruiter
08:00 < genr8_> im having a hard time deciding whether to get a 3 day pass and camp or go for the last 1 day and drive home (as soon as possible) right after
08:00 < JollyRgrs> he's an SCCM guy that went from being a packager to doing all things SCCM...
08:00 < JollyRgrs> kinda weird... didn't send a msg saying "hi" or anything... just... added me
08:02 < genr8_> he musta been clicking their links they send in the email like "heres 5 people you may give a shit about"
08:02 < JollyRgrs> lol, maybe
08:03 < JollyRgrs> i added b/c "wow, some rando that actually has similar background to myself"
08:03 < JollyRgrs> but it's an indian name... so is it just a cultural thing there that they just add randos all the time?
08:07 < genr8_> yes
08:07 < genr8_> i notice it more from them too
08:07 < humpaxx> Good morning everyone
08:08 < JollyRgrs> so.... using plex as a DVR is not good for my hdd space
08:08 < JollyRgrs> 1.8TB (1.65TB size on disk)
08:10 < genr8_> encode it down or delete more
08:11 < JollyRgrs> so... it was one show taking up about 800GB
08:11 < JollyRgrs> iwas recording a music video hour
08:12 < JollyRgrs> but it seems to play many times during the day
08:12 < JollyRgrs> and i had it set to record all so i could just use it to play in the BG sometimes
08:12 < JollyRgrs> ... maybe it was too much
08:12 < JollyRgrs> also, programming was off, it isn't even all music videos
08:34 < aleph-> Geez
08:37 < LemWork> holy fuck are dell sales useless
08:37 < LemWork> "how many drives does the built in H330 in the R540 support?"
08:37 < LemWork> "R330 supports 4 X 3.5 INCH Drive and 8 X 2.5 inch drive"
08:38 < LemWork> "H330 storage controller and R540 server, not R330"
08:38 < LemWork> "R530 support 8 x 3.5 inch drives"
08:38  * LemWork facepalms
08:38 < JollyRgrs> lol
08:39 < JollyRgrs> LemWork: you expect sales ppl to know these random model/part numbers you throw their way like it is their job or something
08:39 < LemWork> heh
08:44 < genr8_> why am i bashing a head against the wall trying to SSH FTP into my own site
08:44 < humpaxx> SSH FTP?
08:44 < humpaxx> Are you playing buzzword bingo? :P
08:46 < genr8_> no. https://puu.sh/AQEHA/e05c955acb.png
08:46 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  IMAGE/PNG Document, 3,620 bytes
08:47 < JollyRgrs> SCP for dummies :P
08:47 < genr8_> i figured it out sorta... it was my own outgoing firewall even though that program is allowed out
08:49 < humpaxx> JollyRgrs: so SFTP and ftp over ssh is the same thing? when what is scp?
08:50 < JollyRgrs> secure copy
08:50 < JollyRgrs> :P
08:50 < JollyRgrs> https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/8707/whats-the-difference-between-sftp-scp-and-fish-protocols
08:50 <+layer-eight> * JollyRgrs →  ssh - What's the difference between SFTP, SCP and FISH protocols? - Unix & Linux Stack Exchange
08:50 < AustinS> they're not necessarily the same thing @ SFP/FTPS
08:50 < JollyRgrs> that explains it best
08:51 < JollyRgrs> sftp is FTP over an SSH tunnel more or les
08:51 < JollyRgrs> scp is just file copies, can't list dirs, etc
08:51 < JollyRgrs> or delete files
08:51 < genr8_> Got it. had to whitelist "C:\Program Files\FileZilla FTP Client\fzsftp.exe" in addition to filezilla.exe
08:51 < JollyRgrs> lol
08:52 < JollyRgrs> those silly gotchas
08:52 < AustinS> shit <1TB free on NAS :x time to start rebalancing some of these older assets or something
08:53 < humpaxx> AustinS: Delete teh pron
08:55 <@Nostalg14c> um
08:55 <@Nostalg14c> filezilla has been
08:55 <@Nostalg14c> disowned by the internet community
08:55 <@Nostalg14c> get with the times
08:56 <@Nostalg14c> genr8_: https://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/8t4xrl/filezilla_malware/
08:57 <+layer-eight> * Nostalg14c →  FileZilla malware : netsec
08:57 < genr8_> i know better than that
08:58 < genr8_> not afraid to compile it myself if i have to
08:58 < AustinS> work NAS, hopefully not much pron on there. :X
08:58 < genr8_> in fact i was just investigating that
08:59 < genr8_> thanks for the link though, guess im not gonna use the installer now
09:01 < genr8_> i always forget to use WinSCP
09:05 < JollyRgrs> The most suspicious part of the install we see is the spawning of an unsigned, unidentified process called tofufeti.exe which then spawns dozens of cmd.exe prompts to append these .dat files together after itself being put together by .dat file copy and appends.
09:05 < JollyRgrs> lol
09:08 < genr8_> yea. for sure shady but, also an over-reaction, same as what happened for uTorrent
09:08 < JollyRgrs> yeah
09:08 < JollyRgrs> from what i read, botg is saying that the installer is kind of a dynamic deal to fetch the current "offers" and then DL the payload for the offers when selected
09:08 < JollyRgrs> shady, but doesn't seem malicious
09:09 < genr8_> doesnt matter to me even less cause its open source
09:09 < humpaxx> quick question my dudes, Got a user who had office activated though one O365 acount and switched company, his old acct is disabled
09:09 < genr8_> even if they somehow coded that into the source you could just fork and delete those lines and run it as a dont-update-this-version for a while till they figure it out
09:09 < humpaxx> Office wants to activate and it lets him put in the new email adress but the activation doesn´t seem to go through.
09:10 < JollyRgrs> humpaxx: that's always been a little mysterious to me
09:10 < JollyRgrs> i could deactivate an activation, but then it wouldn't let me activate with a new account later on
09:10 < JollyRgrs> but after some time, it did
09:10 < JollyRgrs> if you check task scheduler (as admin) there are a LOT of call home checks for O365/clicktorun stuff
09:11 < JollyRgrs> running some of those manually might help speed things up
09:11 < humpaxx> JollyRgrs: User is in slovakia or something and needs help now :p
09:11 < genr8_> tell him clear cookies, reboot, all the regular junk
09:11 <@Nostalg14c> What does "doesnt seem to go through" mean.
09:12 < JollyRgrs> humpaxx: tell them to call helpdesk
09:12 < humpaxx> Nostalg14c: Well it doesn´t complain, he logs in with the acct in excel and it just sticks with not being activated
09:12 < genr8_> it probably asks him to sign in, he signs in, gives some error, and tries to just makes him sign in again in a loop
09:12 <@Nostalg14c> https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/odsupport/2015/05/01/how-to-reset-an-office-365-install-to-the-initial-activationinstall-state/
09:13 <+layer-eight> * Nostalg14c →  Reset Office 365 ProPlus activation state – Office Deployment Support Team Blog
09:13 < genr8_> Script is now available on the bottom of the Blog Post – Look for Olicensecleanup.vbs
09:14 <@Nostalg14c> ay
09:14 <@Nostalg14c> Nothing like a wall of vbs text to copy paste from the internet and run.
09:14 <@Nostalg14c> Looks legit tho
09:14 <@Nostalg14c> ezpz
09:15 < humpaxx> Err
09:16 < JollyRgrs> huh,so ospp.vbs works on O365 as well?
09:21 < genr8_> i just found out WinSCP supports PowerShell extensions as external hooks (and comes with a few handy ones)
09:21 < JollyRgrs> man, i need to get to sleep
09:21 < JollyRgrs> i'm not "tired"... i'm wired right now... but eyes are getting heavy/twitchy and it's three friggin 21am
09:22 < JollyRgrs> HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL AND ANY AMERICANS UP RIGHT NOW!
09:22 < JollyRgrs> and to all you aussies and european peoples... i don't care :P
09:22 < JollyRgrs> and if any french are up yet... thanks for the halps!
09:25 < genr8_> Ugh. im tryin to use "curl" a old ass servers SSLv3 port and its just like "sorry that shits too old fam"
09:27 < genr8_> curl: (4) OpenSSL was built without SSLv3 support
09:27 < toine42> JollyRgrs: you're welcome :)
09:28 < genr8_> i keep around an old copy of portable firefox just in case.. now i gotta keep an old curl and OpenSsl lib ...
09:48 < MikeSeth> tl;dr network loops are bad mmmmkay?
09:48 < MikeSeth> mmmmkay.
09:49 < MikeSeth> genr8_: I have a copy of Firefox 3 (!) to manage a garbage netgear switch that has DHTML UI for VLAN management that wont work on any modern browser
09:51 < MaxLeiter> for anyone that cares, porkbun is selling .today domains for like $3 today (im not sure for how much longer)
09:51 < MaxLeiter> (for first year - just turn off auto-renew)
09:51 < genr8_> yes same deal
09:52 < genr8_> $3 today for .today (for the first year)
09:52 < genr8_> i'll gladly give you $3 today for a .today
09:52 < genr8_> just dont bill me tomorrow
09:53 < genr8_> the damn renewal fee is what gets you
09:53 < AustinS> gladly-give-you-three-dollars-for.today ?
09:53 < AustinS> that the domain u gonna get?
09:56 < threwahway> anyone find that after waiting for files to copy to a usb drive they are mysteriously not there? this is waiting for the copy dialog to close and using the eject option
09:56 < threwahway> w10
09:57 < absolutejam> just one device?
09:57 < absolutejam> you chkdsk it?
09:59 < genr8_> threwahway: oh
09:59 < threwahway> this happened to me a couple weeks ago while preparing for a DJ set and just now transferring some photos and music for a friend
09:59 < genr8_> You either got a fake USB drive or the drive is dying
09:59 < threwahway> ok thats what i thought in this case
09:59 < genr8_> they sell fake USB drives marked as like 32gb but its really only 4GB inside and after you get past 4gb, files just dont stick
10:00 < threwahway> a few weeks ago i thought it was foobar not copying or something and i just copied again because i caught it before i left (thank god)
10:00 < threwahway> i know about the fake drives, but i thought those would error out?
10:00 < threwahway> this one let me copy 43GB onto a 128GB drive
10:01 < threwahway> this drive is def a china special, but the one a few weeks ago was a brand new sandisk
10:01 < genr8_> i had a tool for determining this, hold on
10:01 < threwahway> only 16gb
10:01 < threwahway> o tite
10:01 < threwahway> its really odd because if i use windows drive properties or du i see 43GB in use on the drive
10:02 < genr8_> try this. https://downloads.tomsguide.com/Flash-Check,0301-22182.html
10:02 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  Download Check Flash 1.17.0 (Free) for Windows
10:02 < threwahway> i was reading somewhere that windows can 'allocate' the space on a drive but not actually use it, but i thought that would be weird considering i used the eject option
10:02 < threwahway> checking now genr8_
10:03 < genr8_> yeah right.. eject is suppoesd to flush the cache like you said
10:03 < genr8_> all i can say is, if theres not a blinking light on the drive maybe  you yoinked it out too soon after eject ?
10:04 < genr8_> i'd do a full write test, and blank it out, and figure out what the deal is first
10:05 < genr8_> or maybe not first but. i'd want to do that
10:05 < threwahway> its checking
10:05 < threwahway> possible i yoinked but i wait for activity lights and then use eject
10:05 < threwahway> one ruined DJ set was all it took years ago :P
10:05 < genr8_> if it was a long process, eject has wait time too
10:06 < threwahway> but it pops up and says "ok drive safe to eject"
10:06 < threwahway> also, i could understand that being the case if one folder was empty
10:06 < genr8_> yea, weird
10:07 < threwahway> but its all of them except one and it only has half the songs >< kind weird. im thinking its win10 oddness or a fake drive
10:08 < genr8_> do you know what filesystem the drive ran on?
10:09 < genr8_> nm, i dont know enough to know how that would help
10:14 < threwahway> hehe its cool. i think its a windows thing at this point. only like 3 of them, but theres a couple posts looking exactly like mine
10:15 < threwahway> im going to try re-doing the copy when i get home to see if it worked like last time
10:16 < threwahway> drive check hasnt found an error yet and i see this exact thumb drive on amazon so im gonna assume its just a cheapo 128gb drive that is the victim of w10's weirdness
10:22 < Hatsjoe> Morning guys
10:22 < threwahway> eyyy
10:23 < AustinS> heyo
10:25 < threwahway> hmmm, copied a file we have here in the office and it didnt play after copy...... super suspect
10:28 < threwahway> ok tried it again and waited. video file didnt play after copy and eject. this drive is fake AF
10:33 < threwahway> looks like this POS but in gold
10:33 < threwahway> https://www.amazon.com/Flash-Drive-Memory-Android-Purple/dp/B075PST92C/ref=sr_1_58?ie=UTF8&qid=1530693110&sr=8-58&keywords=128gb+flash+drive+gold
10:37 < threwahway> wont format. trash
10:39 < genr8_> so how big is it?
10:40 < genr8_> you can still use it for an installer or something
10:43 < LemWork> really freaking handy website https://tb.rg-adguard.net/public.php
10:43 <+layer-eight> * LemWork →  TechBench by WZT (v4.1.1)
10:54 < threwahway> genr8_ its supposed to be 128gb but i cant even format it so im convinced its not that big and also has given me a trojan
11:00 < humpaxx> The internet went down
11:00 < humpaxx> But now im back!
11:01 < genr8_> omg it also gave you a trojan lol
11:01 < genr8_> @threwahway
11:01 < threwahway> yeah 99% sure
11:02 < genr8_> thats like the most shrekt you could get by a USB stick other than it being a USBKiller with  a buncha capacitors in it and zapping your computer to death
11:02 < humpaxx> USBKillers and malicous thumbdrives? What did i miss?
11:03 < humpaxx> Did threwahway find a usb drive in the parking lot? :P
11:03 < genr8_> he bought a shady 128gb one
11:03 < threwahway> not even me
11:04 < humpaxx> How long does it take for a usbkiller to do its thing=
11:05 < threwahway> instant i bet
11:07 < enix> Soooooo
11:08 < enix> Is it possible to do url redirect while preserving uri?
11:08 < enix> without .htaccess
11:11 < genr8_> yep
11:12 < genr8_> return 301 $scheme://www.new-name.com$request_uri;
11:23 < FenJai> Morning peeps
11:24 < FenJai> If a user gets a virus which then proceeds to turn the compromised box into an email spambot, does this constitute as a GDPR data breach ?
11:28 < humpaxx> FenJai: Let me ask our GDPR person
11:32 < humpaxx> Got a very lawery response
11:33 < humpaxx> Basically the important thing is to document the incident, if its only the affected users email adress that has been "shared" its no big deal but if customer info has been leaked you´d have to make a judgement on if you need to notify the affected users or contact some kind of GDPR-authority
11:36 < humpaxx> My interpetation of that would be that if the emails that were sent out doesn´t contain PIO or senstive information its not a breach, but IANAL
11:36 < FenJai> The emails sent out seem to be standard spam. "Here's the invoice <shady link>"
11:37 < FenJai> However it has exposed the users address book, which technically is a form of PII
13:23 < humpaxx> Heh
13:23 < humpaxx> An obsidian 1000D case just arrived for a build for one of our customers
13:23 < humpaxx> Biggest case i´ve ever seen
13:30 < Hatsjoe> humpaxx: that is a gorgeous case
13:31 < humpaxx> Hatsjoe: Im just not sure if its really worth all those moneys
13:32 < Hunterkll> humpaxx, i've got the thermaltake tower 900 myself
13:33 < Hunterkll> it's almost small washing machine sized
13:33 < Hunterkll> worth all pennies of $250
13:37 < FenJai> Why would you need 2 PCs in one case ?
13:38 < Hunterkll> that obsidian might actually be physically smaller than mine
13:38 < Hunterkll> mighjt be slightly taller though, but mine's square around
13:38 < Hunterkll> tall on top
13:39 < Hunterkll> FenJai, ? neither case holds 2 computers.
13:40 < FenJai> Hunterkll, https://www.pcgamer.com/you-can-build-two-complete-pcs-inside-corsairs-massive-obsidian-1000d-case/
13:40 <+layer-eight> * FenJai →  You can build two complete PCs inside Corsair's massive Obsidian 1000D case | PC Gamer
13:40 < Hunterkll> FenJai, just because you can doesn't mean that's the intended design
13:40 < Hunterkll> oh, i see, mini itx
13:40 < Hunterkll> taht's not what i was thinking of
13:40 < Hunterkll> i could do that in my case too i guess
13:53 < Hatsjoe> FenJai: so you can play 2 games at once of course, duh!
13:55 < humpaxx> Im thinking you can use the smaller one to run OBS so you can stream from a different machine
14:14 < humpaxx> Hunterkll: iifc i have the fractal design something R5
14:14 < humpaxx> iirc *
14:16 < humpaxx> 3 more hours of sitting at my desk.. Im bored and tired
14:20 < Hatsjoe> humpaxx: I have the Fractal Design Define R5 as well
14:20 < Hatsjoe> Its a nice case, simple yet stylish
14:21 < AustinS> wee just finally downgraded to an insecure kernel so I could use some dumb proprietary kernel driver for a storage solution lol
14:21 < AustinS> guess this machine is never touching the rest of the network again :P
14:22 < AustinS> (they don't have a build for any newer kernel modules?? or at least not from what the person told me.. I'm sure they do)
14:33 <@cryptic1> morning
14:36 < humpaxx> Hey cryptic1
14:37 <@cryptic1> morning morning
14:56 <+ihre> humpaxx: all those RGB fans are ugly as fuck though :P
15:03 <@cryptic1> rgb all the things
15:06 < humpaxx> ihre: That comment only proves that you´re getting old and are out of touch
15:06 < humpaxx> Like cryptic1 said, rgb ALL THE THINGS
15:07 <@cryptic1> humpaxx, LOOOL
15:11 < humpaxx> FenJai: you´re with me and cryptic1 on this one, right?
15:13 <+ihre> i did buy CCFLs and RGB leds when I was 13/14, building My First PC, but turned them off pretty fast :p
15:14 < FenJai_> on what humpaxx ? my internet died for a few mins
15:15 <@cryptic1> ihre doing it wrong i see
15:15 < JollyRoger`> Ha-harr! My computer has so many LEDs and lights in it that I have to switch it off when I go to sleep or the room is too bright XP
15:16 < JollyRoger`> I went a little bit nuts.
15:17 < JollyRoger`> Turns out those little LED strips are a lot brighter than I thought they would be.
15:17 <+ihre> cryptic1: you're still walking around on LA Gear shoes?
15:17 < Atro> lol a client called me that he accidentally pushed a "block anything" on all his AV endpoints
15:17 < Atro> and said that the network is down lol
15:17 < estranger> Oof
15:17 < Atro> he tried to restore his AV console, but i doubt the endpoints can communicate
15:17 < Atro> considering there's not even subnet access
15:18 <+TuxedoJack> >Please make it so the new website auto.dipshit.com is visible only inside the network.  It should not be a public site.
15:18 <+TuxedoJack> >Pinging auto.dipshit.com [172.16.108.12] with 32 bytes of data:
15:18 <@cryptic1> ihre is something wrong with that?
15:18 <+TuxedoJack> And this fucker's the CTO of the company
15:19 <@cryptic1> ihre you are a bigger sneaker head than I am
15:19 < Atro> TuxedoJack: your reply does not imply it ONLY works inside the network :D
15:19 < Atro> it only implies ur internal dns works
15:19 <+TuxedoJack> That's in his GoDaddy account
15:20 < Atro> auto.dipshit.com actually resolves lol
15:20 < L3gacy> MURICA!  FUCK YEAH!
15:20 <+TuxedoJack> ... dipshit.com is the client's domain
15:20  * L3gacy kills a large animal and eats it
15:20 < L3gacy> Hold my beer
15:20 <+TuxedoJack> Where dipshit replaces the real domain
15:22 <+ihre> cryptic1: why is that ? :P
15:22 < L3gacy> cryptic1, get back to werk
15:22 < L3gacy> or twerk
15:23 <+TuxedoJack> Right, fuck this on-call shit, I'm gonna go play with kittens
15:23 <@cryptic1> D:
15:23 <+TuxedoJack> Sniff you jerks later
15:24 < L3gacy> Kitties!
15:24 < L3gacy> *purr purr purr*
15:38 < CBebop> Happy 4th of July.
15:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> who cares
15:38 < L3gacy> MURICA!
15:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> no politics guys
15:40 < CBebop> Does saying what I said fall under politics....?
15:40 < L3gacy> MURICA!
15:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
15:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yes its quite political at the moment.
15:40 < Woodst0ck> Hello
15:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> until such time the orange monkey vacates the office
15:41 < CBebop> Ah, so its only political because you want to make it political. Gotcha.
15:41 < Woodst0ck> Are you talking about Trump?
15:41 < L3gacy> s/vacates/defecates in
15:41 <+layer-eight> [SED L3gacy/AnonymooseReddtr] until such time the orange monkey defecates in the office
15:41 < CBebop> And not because of the history of the country or the holiday itself.
15:41 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol L3gacy
15:41 < L3gacy> ftfy
15:41 <+AnonymooseReddtr> CBebop i don't give a shit about the history of the country or the holiday
15:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm not american
15:42 < CBebop> Good stuff, then it is not political.
15:42 < L3gacy> So my acid reflux is raging, and my hair isnt purple enough...
15:43 < L3gacy> dangit
15:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ugh
15:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> reflux is no fun
15:44 < L3gacy> and IBS (D), gall bladder is SHOT, and my thyroid is like, "FUCK YOOOOOOOOO!"
15:44 < L3gacy> I want a cheesesteak, but it will be a debilitating defecatory extravaganza
15:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy that sucks dude
15:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> IBS is also no fun
15:46 < L3gacy> I'm also lactose intolerant
15:46 < L3gacy> LOL
15:46 < L3gacy> POOP!
15:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> damn
15:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you are the perfect storm of poop issues
15:47 < L3gacy> Then again, tbh, no one should be raised on cow's milk.  It's protein structure is NOT quite right for humans
15:47 < CBebop> It was a mutation that even allowed us to drink it.
15:47 < CBebop> Which is crazy in itself.
15:47 < L3gacy> Toilet trips!  POPP, YEAH!
15:47 < L3gacy> *POOP
15:48 <+AnonymooseReddtr> really? wow
15:48 <+AnonymooseReddtr> didn't know that
15:49 < L3gacy> poop!  PlopPlopPlopPlopPlop
16:04 < L3gacy> I really should go iridescent purple for my hair
16:10 < L3gacy> Thinking of just saying fuck it, and doing drugs.  Not a SINGLE invite today, and everyone I confronted said, "I thought you had bad anxiety, so I didnt invivte you"
16:10 < L3gacy> #HateMyFamily :P
16:12 <@cryptic1> who is the blame for that though?
16:12 <@cryptic1> you go for years saying that....
16:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you can hang out with us canucks who are working
16:14 < humpaxx> "Working"
16:14 <@cryptic1> i am working
16:15 < narziss> oh yeaah.. happy 4th of july, yankees.
16:15 < AustinS> lol thanks :p
16:15 < narziss> :)
16:16 <@cryptic1> now get back to work AustinS
16:16 <@cryptic1> :P
16:16 < AustinS> :(
16:16 < narziss> Poor bastard. Are you actually working today?
16:16 < AustinS> just a little! D:
16:16 < AustinS> i actually am gonna go out in a bit though to beach/drink i think
16:16 < AustinS> unless i break somethin real gud lol
16:19 < Bru-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
16:19 <+layer-eight> * Bru- →  YouTube → Rammstein - Amerika (Official Video) → ⚘ 64,213,409 ↑ 324,786 ↓ 10,920 ✍ 0
16:19 < Bru-> HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
16:26 < humpaxx> Over 10000 people dislike america
16:26 < humpaxx> Makes you think
16:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh ffs
16:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Rogers stopped offering Spotify Premium Family
16:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> no notice ora nything
16:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> just...stopped
16:34 < coderphive> Why is Rogers offering spotify packages
16:35 <@cryptic1> kickbacks
16:35 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, I think it was just one year free
16:36 < coderphive> Oh, you Canadians
16:38 < darkscrypt> whats a rogers?
16:40 < AustinS> Roger is best friends with Tim Horton
16:40 < AustinS> big ol canuck orgy
16:40 < darkscrypt> who?
16:41 < darkscrypt> jk
16:41 < AustinS> :P
16:42 <@cryptic1> Canada has taken over!
16:42 < AustinS> ohgod time to downgrade the last servers (main one) kernel and reboot it
16:42 < coderphive> cryptic1: I think you forget that today is the 4th of July
16:42 < AustinS> 2/3 have behaved.. whys my gut say this one wont
16:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cryptic1.. noo i was paying for it
16:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> our free term expired
16:43 <@cryptic1> i did not forget
16:43 <@cryptic1> and Canada has still taken over
16:44 < coderphive> but can I be a filthy rich capitalist in Canada?
16:44 <+AnonymooseReddtr> why not
16:45 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you still have to pay taxes and what not but sure
16:45 < coderphive> I prefer Tejas anyway
16:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> good stay there
16:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> interesting
16:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> US Oil prices hit 2014 high
16:49 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol cryptic1
16:49 <+AnonymooseReddtr> https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/8vmm9p/canadian_tariffs_do_not_help_canada_just_hurt_us/
16:49 <+layer-eight> * AnonymooseReddtr →  Canadian tariffs do not help Canada, just hurt U.S. workers: White House : canada
16:50 <@cryptic1> we will Tariff the hell out of you
16:50 <@cryptic1> maple syrup will be denied
16:50 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
16:50 <@cryptic1> as will the stripper exports from quebec
16:50 <@cryptic1> USA is cut off
16:50 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
16:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> tea? screw that dump it in the harbour in boston
16:54 < L3gacy> Seriously.  My mental health and self image are shite.
16:55 < L3gacy> I dont really enjoy IT anymore, either
16:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> welcome to the club?
16:55 < L3gacy> It sucks when you have a passion for something, and it's your job suddenly
16:56 < AustinS> eh i still have a passion for it but it needs to be from side projects or learning something else about it that interests me, if i just was stuck doing the same thing i could see how it'd burn out quick
16:57 < narziss> L3gacy, when people say with a smile they "work in IT" I yell at them.
16:57 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol narz
16:57 <+AnonymooseReddtr> honestly i have a passion for it
16:57 < narziss> I used to.
16:57 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but the company i'm working for has to have a similar passion
16:57 < genr8_> curl 207.246.120.189:22
16:57 < genr8_> SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_5.3
16:57 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I love technology, and I love solving problems
16:57 < narziss> Yeah. I get that.
16:58 < narziss> That is what crushes my soul. The absurdity of life around the IT parts.
16:58 <+AnonymooseReddtr> But being tucked away in a corner and ignored until something breaks... is crushing
16:58 <+AnonymooseReddtr> The last... 3 weeks have been hell for me
16:58 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Fathers Day? We had an AC fail at one of our remote offices - this office has no IT staff and actually has a decent sized DC
16:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> No onsite staff, and poor monitoring...   Temp gets up over 120*F and the UPS shuts down to prevent itself from committing hari kari
16:59 < genr8_> ya lot complain too much. you get to sit down and work behind a computer all day, sounds like a dream job to me. especially for those people who do nothing 80% of the time
17:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Queue week long recovery
17:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh wait, theres more
17:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> bo$$ decided that it was too much $$ to renew the EMC support contracts
17:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so
17:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> guess what?
17:00 < L3gacy> genr8_, I loved IT.  Past tense.  When you perform an amazing task once, it's a miracle.  When you do it multiple times, they come to expect it.
17:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you guys have ANY idea what a support call to EMC costs when you are out of support?
17:01 < L3gacy> Umpteen bajillion?
17:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy...
17:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> they want $2000 just to talk to you (Out of contract support fee)
17:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> plus $$$
17:01 < XV8> Sounds like Oracle contracts.
17:01 < L3gacy> I routinely get, "Why do we pay you?  Everything is working."  and then "Why do we pay you? X broke"
17:01 < genr8_> sounds about right
17:01 < genr8_> lol
17:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy yep
17:02 < L3gacy> I wanna jack slap people
17:02 < L3gacy> I'm actually becoming more violent in relation to the stupidity and attitude of the caller
17:02 < L3gacy> They DOUBLED my abilify
17:02 < L3gacy> 40mg/day
17:03 < narziss> So what, you walk into the doctors office and say "DOSE ME! IM IN IT!" And they give you drugs?
17:03 < XV8> I'm only taking citalopram and it works good for me. Also a healthy dose of NMFP when it's out of my control.
17:04 < L3gacy> My psych cold turekyed me off Xanax 5 mg a day, and Concerta 30mg/day
17:04 < narziss> good.
17:04 < L3gacy> and doubled my antipsychotic to "calm me down"
17:04 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i am...so very close to just leaving my work computer phone and keys here and just walk out
17:04 < narziss> lol
17:04 < genr8_> is your name Dan lol
17:04 < genr8_> i swear i know you ;p
17:04 < L3gacy> John
17:04 < narziss> anonymoosereddtr, have something lined up.
17:05 < narziss> i do that often enough out of principle, but pay dearly.
17:05 < coderphive> L3gacy: I'm passionate about my job
17:05 < L3gacy> AnonymooseReddtr, become a teacher.  Shape young minds, hope for a brighter future.
17:05 < genr8_> L3gacy: well theres a Dan with the same cocoction of drugs you're on and in probably a similar job
17:05 < coderphive> You just need to learn to separate yourself from your work and your craft
17:05 < L3gacy> I was passionate, but the more I deal with people, the more I can relate to axe murderers and clown car drivers
17:05 < narziss> i actually like dealing with people now.
17:05 <+AnonymooseReddtr> narziss yeah i'm working on it
17:05 < coderphive> Are you an engineer?
17:05 < narziss> i dont want the technician work.
17:06 < L3gacy> I want to do NOC work, but I keep getting shit on with break/fix PC work
17:06 < narziss> you are a masochist.
17:06 < narziss> why NOC work?
17:06 < narziss> continental shifts, man.
17:06 < L3gacy> I studied network engineering, but everyone wants me to fix Timmy's tablet with a virus
17:06 < narziss> ahh..
17:06 < genr8_> servers are more fun
17:06 < L3gacy> Servers are bae
17:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> see
17:06 < XV8> L3gacy do you guys have a helpdesk? Let them fix that shit.
17:06 < genr8_> L3gacy: fixing their wifi is worse
17:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> right now i'm the IT manager for a company
17:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that doesn't want to spend money on their IT
17:06 < L3gacy> XV8, I AM $HELLDESK
17:06 < narziss> MY COMPANY?
17:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I have 1x employee
17:06 <+AnonymooseReddtr> he's great
17:06 < narziss> is his name Phil
17:07 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Open floor plan? IT is tucked away in the corner of other departments
17:07 < XV8> Idk, my organization is pretty large so my experience varies.
17:07 <+AnonymooseReddtr> its LOUD
17:07 < genr8_> the world sold billions of routers and never explained to customers where to put them or how to make them not suck
17:07 < L3gacy> I just am BURNT OUT.  If I have to run one more AVG scan, I swear I'm gonna kick a hornet's nest into someone's nuts
17:07 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol L3gacy
17:07 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so
17:07 < genr8_> you got ppl in large houses running combos of Ethernet+Powerline+multiple Wifi routers
17:07 < L3gacy> genr8_, that makes me cringe
17:07 <+AnonymooseReddtr> my bo$$ wants to go back to the air conditioning vendor and ask why they didn't 'find' this problem when they did their routine maintenance
17:07 < L3gacy> Managed APs, and a wiring closet, or NO
17:07 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy heh
17:08 < XV8> I used to support 21 remote sites between me and another older guy who didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground with 0 help aside from one guy that knew how to put cables together. It was hell.
17:08 < L3gacy> Ubiquity or Meraki, or GTFO
17:08 <+AnonymooseReddtr> we had a single wifi AP in the server room here when i started
17:08 <+AnonymooseReddtr> its a 15000 sq ft building
17:08 < L3gacy> At $OLDJOB, $DICKBAG wants me back, but he just had $OTHER_GUY block all sites, AND wifi.
17:08 < XV8> I started working at an NOC with ITIL standards and life has been great because separation of duties can be a wonderful thing.
17:08 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and it wasn't even an AP it was an old firewall with wireless
17:08 < narziss> XV8 yeahhhhhhhhh
17:09 < L3gacy> So i cant even DL drivers.  And also, we're no longer allowed to use USB drives
17:09 < L3gacy> so NO
17:09 < narziss> process management is king.
17:09 <+AnonymooseReddtr> meh
17:09 < narziss> i signed on to my current job since i thought they had that figured out.
17:09 < narziss> but noppe.
17:09 < L3gacy> $DICKBAG just LOVES making the job harder, and then wants me to do shit on MY time, outside of work, for free, so NO
17:09 < coderphive> Where do you live L3gacy
17:09 < L3gacy> NJ
17:09 < genr8_> lol
17:09 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
17:09 < L3gacy> The dick hole of the US
17:09 < narziss> ew.
17:09 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy
17:09 < genr8_> fuck NJ
17:09 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy wherebouts in NJ?
17:10 < L3gacy> Vineland
17:10 < genr8_> and i can say that cause i live here
17:10 < L3gacy> Cumberland
17:10 < L3gacy> South
17:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> my buddy is an IT Manager for a company in Cherry Hill
17:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> he was hiring somebody
17:10 < L3gacy> o?
17:10 <+TuxedoJack> Bumbandit Cumsnarggler?
17:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i dunno if they hired
17:10 < L3gacy> I can bus it
17:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lemme check
17:10 < L3gacy> I cant afford the car thingy atm, shit...
17:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy oh
17:10 <+AnonymooseReddtr> that might be a dealbraker
17:10 < L3gacy> I can bus tho
17:10 < L3gacy> I have a bus pass ;)
17:11 < coderphive> Also, Google Play > Spotify
17:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> how far is vineland from cherry hill?
17:11 < L3gacy> I only have 597 a month on SSDI
17:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hmm, whats ssdi?
17:11 < genr8_> L3gacy: i responded to a recruiter job email yesterday that was asking me to respond to like 5 essay questions .. the last one was like "Hypothetically your car breaks down - what is your backup plan to get to work?"
17:11 < coderphive> social security disability
17:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ah
17:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> uhm,
17:11 < genr8_> and im like oh jesus shits too serious... *X*
17:11 < L3gacy> 43.2 miles
17:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> do you have a college degree ?
17:11 < L3gacy> ONE class shy
17:11 < L3gacy> Calculus or Stats required
17:11 <+AnonymooseReddtr> criminal record?
17:11 < L3gacy> >.<
17:12 < coderphive> Do the class
17:12 < L3gacy> none :)
17:12 < genr8_> lucky
17:12 < coderphive> Bachelors?
17:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ... citizenship?
17:12 < L3gacy> class is $800 between credits and books
17:12 < L3gacy> US born
17:12 < coderphive> L3gacy: there's grants for that
17:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> <L3gacy> 43.2 miles
17:12 < L3gacy> Fluent in Russian, English, and Latin (Roman)
17:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> err
17:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy check your PM
17:12 < L3gacy> Learning ASL, Arabic, and Mandarin
17:12 < genr8_> aint nobody doin shit for ppl with criminal record
17:12 < coderphive> Not true
17:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> genr8_....  its a tough one - DOD Contractor
17:13 < coderphive> They're actually teaching CS in prisons now
17:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so
17:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> requires clearance
17:13 < genr8_> well that one yea
17:13 <+AnonymooseReddtr> which is why ia sked
17:13 < genr8_> most NJ jobs are like financial NYC or health insurance PII type jobs
17:13 < genr8_> theyd rather have an 18 year old kid with no record than a guy with a bad mark from 7 years ago
17:13 < L3gacy> Also learning PHP, Powershell, and Linux support atm
17:13 < coderphive> tbh, in Dallas you'd get hired as a felon as long as it wasn't murder, rape, DV, etc
17:14 < coderphive> I think drugs is the most common felony I see among applicants
17:14 < coderphive> Most of them when they were young
17:15 < genr8_> it puts you to the bottom of the pile and theres plenty more people on top of the pile without that bad mark
17:15 < genr8_> leads to not getting a job
17:15 < coderphive> I think it depends on the company
17:15 < genr8_> most are saying they're doing background checks now
17:15 < coderphive> If there was enough to prove said person were no longer a dirt bag, I'd hire them
17:15 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol https://knowledgepathinc.com/dont-hire-consultant-invest-one/
17:16 < genr8_> yeah thats the other thing, like I could be so loyal, if anyone just gave me a second chance i would be grateful
17:16 < Sousapro> Get to work everyone
17:16 <+layer-eight> * AnonymooseReddtr →  Don’t hire a consultant, invest in one - KnowledgePath Consulting, Inc.
17:16 < coderphive> Sousapro: 4th of July
17:16 < genr8_> also employing felons are legally insurable by a free government grant thing
17:16 < coderphive> genr8_: are you a felon?
17:17 < genr8_> do i have to come outright or can i leave it be murky in the chat logs
17:17 < coderphive> lmao, I think you already admitted to it, but I'm not judging
17:17 < genr8_> k
17:17 < coderphive> I think there's certainly two paths for me
17:18 < coderphive> 1. is where I feel uncomfortable hiring someone because I don't know if they're still living that life
17:18 < coderphive> 2. is where I see that they're obviously not that person anymore and it's demonstrated through a history
17:19 < Sousapro> genr8_: that's cool, I didn't know there was insurance like that
17:19 < coderphive> genr8_:  do you code?
17:19 < genr8_> http://bonds4jobs.com/
17:19 <+layer-eight> * genr8_ →  The Federal Bonding Program | U.S. Department of Labor
17:20 < genr8_> yes, i can code. I was told i'm not showcasing the fact that i'm a sysadmin that can code very well on my resume so i have to fix that
17:20 < Sousapro> Personally I hate the way we treat people in the us after they've done their time. I was laughing and crying at the same time during the beginning of ant man about his issues getting a job :/
17:20 < coderphive> genr8_: I can't hire you right now, but I can talk it over with my boss
17:20 < coderphive> Can you work remote?
17:20 < genr8_> damn yea. i forgot about Ant Man. i remember now though
17:20 < genr8_> yes
17:21 < coderphive> Shoot me a PM with your info
17:21 < Sousapro> ^I love this IRC channel
17:22 < genr8_> i wish i would, but can we talk later, im not going anywhere
17:22 < genr8_> sending my resume gives me anxiety
17:22 < L3gacy> This channel has let me vent about $JOB and $LIFE, and it's really helped.  I've made good networking contacts, and, dare I say it?  Great friends.
17:22 < genr8_> plus when i know i gotta spruce something particular in mind up
17:23 < genr8_> yes
17:23 < coderphive> You're honestly overthinking that
17:23 < genr8_> very helpful
17:23 < coderphive> First of all, you're not getting a normal interview process where your resume is your way in the door
17:23 < Sousapro> Yeah, same. It lets me vent to people who aren't coworkers and/or have no idea what dealing with sysadmin things are like
17:23 < coderphive> Your way in the door is this channel
17:24 < genr8_> i havent posted it in here yet
17:24 < genr8_> im working up to that
17:24 < coderphive> Well let me know when you're ready
17:24 <@cryptic1> posted what?
17:24 < Sousapro> cryptic1: his resume
17:24 < Sousapro> cryptic1: via PM
17:24 <@cryptic1> make sure to strip it of any personal info
17:24 <@cryptic1> please do not dox yourself
17:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> my resume sucks
17:25 < coderphive> cryptic1: you can literally google my name
17:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but i don't care
17:25 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, I have to work on updating mine
17:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> same
17:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> its getting too long
17:25 < Sousapro> I aggressively cut mine down
17:25 < Sousapro> I'm still at one page
17:26 < Sousapro> That's a chore tho
17:26 < XV8> It's difficult for me to use mine in the private sector because a lot of the recruiters scratch their heads as to what the hell I'm talking about.
17:26 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, yeah thats the problem
17:26 < Sousapro> XV8: maybe do a CV for them then
17:27 < coderphive> I dated an HR director who literally told me don't worry about length
17:27 < coderphive> Highlight the buzzword skills at the top
17:27 < coderphive> leave it as long as you want
17:27 < Sousapro> I've seen 40 page resumes before
17:28 < coderphive> Well, probably not that long jesus
17:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> well shit
17:28 < coderphive> but a synopsis of your roles at a company
17:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i uploaded the wrong resume to a job lol
17:28 < Sousapro> When I move on to my next position, I'll probably go to two pages
17:28 < coderphive> 3-4 pages isn't bad though
17:28 < Sousapro> Depends on legit experience
17:28 < coderphive> oh, sure
17:28 < coderphive> Like I highlight some individual projects I've worked on
17:28 < Sousapro> No one cares about my desktop tech or help desk experience now
17:29 < coderphive> I used to publish my resume, but then someone stole it :(
17:29 < coderphive> Mine's black and white, plaintext
17:29 < XV8> Sousapro jesus, 40 pages? lol
17:29 < Sousapro> I leave references to it in my skills and I have a work history resume with everything I've ever done on it
17:29 < coderphive> I do include my GPG key at the bottom now though
17:29 < Sousapro> That's awesome
17:30 < XV8> "If you can read this, you lost the game"
17:30 < coderphive> kek
17:30 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, LOL
17:30 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, wrong cover letter?
17:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wrong resume
17:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> haha
17:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> didn't have my latest position on it
17:31 <@cryptic1> fail
17:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yep
17:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh well
17:31 < genr8_> coderphive: i can show you something so you dont get bored of me
17:31 < XV8> I've done that too many times. I've gotten a call from a few of them and they kinda laughed and asked me to send the right one since they see it all the time lol
17:31 < coderphive> genr8_:  sure!
17:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> meh
17:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm not worried
17:31 < coderphive> Amazon has been hounding me about becoming a TAM/TCM if anyone wants that referral
17:31 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm kind of firing off resumes like shotgun shells at the moment
17:32 < L3gacy> huh?  ETC went up :)
17:32 < L3gacy> I now have $20.55
17:32 < narziss> ive been submitting several a day for over a year now.
17:32 < L3gacy> Yeah, ETH :)
17:32 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, no calls back yet?
17:32 < narziss> took 8 months to find this job, juuust before my canadian employment insurance stopped.
17:32 < XV8> Btw, has anyone encountered eTalentNetwork? I've been getting spam calls/emails from them for a while and it's really driving me nuts. Other reviews say they're scammers looking for SSNs/DoD ID #s and shit.
17:33 < narziss> I've suspected some recruiters of looking for personal info.
17:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cryptic1 oh well i just started this week bro
17:33 < narziss> TalentBurst seems shady to me.
17:33 < genr8_> ive given away my SS # before . sketchy
17:33 <+AnonymooseReddtr> narziss where in Canada are you
17:33 < narziss> El Toronto
17:33 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, oh hah yeah no calls then
17:33 < coderphive> Weird
17:34 < coderphive> Are software jobs uncommon in Canadia?
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> narziss weird
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> coderphive no
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> not at all
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cryptic1 i suppose only 1 really? i had a lengthy discussion with my former boss
17:34 < coderphive> That's good at least
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> they have changed a LOT in the last year
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> purchased 2 companies
17:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> grown to like 80 some employees
17:34 < coderphive> Maybe I'll drink the Maple Syrup koolaid one day
17:34 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, I thought you hated that job though
17:35 < narziss> Tons of tech jobs in Canada.
17:35 < narziss> Tons in Toronto.
17:35 <@cryptic1> bleh no1 wants to live in Toronto
17:35 < narziss> If you have a univeristy or college degree, you are good.
17:35 < coderphive> I can at least continue to watch hockey
17:35 < narziss> I have no degree.
17:35 < coderphive> Oh, I don't haha
17:35 < narziss> bahm cryptic, Toronto is great.
17:35 <@cryptic1> experience trumps degree
17:35 < coderphive> ^
17:35 < coderphive> good
17:35 <@cryptic1> narziss, yeah right
17:35 <@cryptic1> dat traffic
17:35 <@cryptic1> those housing costs
17:35 < narziss> You'd think experience trump degrees, but employers still see it.
17:35 <@cryptic1> those taxes
17:36 < coderphive> :|
17:36 < narziss> also, need a degree to get a work visa.
17:36 < coderphive> My taxes are low af in Texas
17:36 < narziss> even if travelling to the US for certain business trips.
17:36 < narziss> oh yeah coderphive? like how low?
17:36 < coderphive> We only have property tax in TX
17:36 < coderphive> Mine is like maybe $10k?
17:36 < narziss> ah. no sales tax?
17:37 < narziss> you own a property? amazing.
17:37 < coderphive> There is sales tax
17:37 < narziss> you totally wont in Toronto.
17:37 < coderphive> but it's 8.25
17:37 < coderphive> Depends if Canadian banks recognize RSU's as income
17:37 < narziss> RSU?
17:37 < narziss> Is that murican for food stamp?
17:37 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cryptic1 - to be honest? I didn't hate it as bad as this one lol
17:38 < coderphive> restricted stock
17:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> honestly old job had its ups and downad
17:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but really? at that point I needed a change
17:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> had a really good chat with him about what I wanted to do
17:39 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, LOL
17:39 < coderphive> AnonymooseReddtr: Drugs?
17:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol coderphive
17:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> pretty much
17:39 < coderphive> That's good
17:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> weed is almost legal here/
17:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> naw
17:40 < narziss> If you hate your job a week in, either theres a problem with you or the job.
17:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i don't do drugs
17:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> just drink
17:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> narziss - I'm not a week in
17:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i've been here for over a year
17:40 < narziss> oh.
17:40 < narziss> i misread that up there..
17:40 < XV8> I only left my last job because they were switching me from hourly (only making $48k/yr) and getting underpaid as shit for what I was doing and they were going to change my job title to 'System Analyst', change me to salary and only pay me $60k/yr. Mind you I traveled 45-50% of the year and supported 21 sites, definitely not worth it and their benefits were kinda crap.
17:41 < narziss> i got fired from my last job after two months of pushing them to do so.
17:41 < narziss> :P
17:41 < XV8> Missing out on that overtime for traveling would have sucked.
17:41 < XV8> Not to mention that wife wasn't too happy about it.
17:41 < narziss> xv8 they are trying to rob you!
17:42 < narziss> That is BS though.
17:42 < narziss> moving you to salary so they dont have to pay you extra for travelling?
17:42 < narziss> Purdy lame.
17:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> par for the course
17:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i mean
17:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i make good money here
17:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> really good money
17:42 < narziss> nice
17:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but the fucking work environment is toxic as fuck
17:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> we had 4 people quit last week
17:42 < narziss> i got low balled at the interview. heard the CEO smile on the phone as he stated the number.
17:42 < narziss> lol
17:42 < narziss> 4?
17:42 < narziss> damn dude.
17:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> we have like a 25% attrition rate
17:43 < narziss> i keep a list of the people whove left this place since Jan when i started.
17:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
17:43 < narziss> Im at 17 people in a company of about 80.
17:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and?
17:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ok
17:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yeah we're probably about the same rate really
17:43 < narziss> lol
17:43 < narziss> sheeeeit
17:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yea
17:46 < XV8> I'm only making $15k/yr more than I was making previously but the environment is a lot better. So that was kind of the tradeoff. I'm also not stuck making shit work with no support or tools to do so AKA making 'miracles' happen out of nothing. Like for instance, we needed a database really bad at my last position for asset inventory and their half-assed and cheap solution was to use an access database with some shitty free front-end for
17:46 < XV8>  our shipping/receiving to access it. It was the most pathetic excuse for pinching pennies I've seen in a while and the branch head was an old guy who thinks that things are better maintained in spreadsheets.
17:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> the last 3 weeks has gone like this
17:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 1. Fathers day equipment failure
17:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 2. Fly out the following Wednesday
17:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 3. Missed best friends wedding over weekend
17:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 4. did not return until last Thursday
17:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 5. Took friday "off" and got shit on  for it
17:48 <@cryptic1> wow
17:48 <@cryptic1> f that
17:49 < L3gacy> AnonymooseReddtr, I would go psych
17:50 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you think
17:50 < Hatsjoe> AnonymooseReddtr: I would quit on the spot
17:51 < L3gacy> Hatsjoe, so would I.  TWINSIES!
17:51 < Hatsjoe> <3
17:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Hatsjoe i almost did
17:51 < Hatsjoe> XV8: "I'm only making $15k/yr more than I was making previously", thats an increase of well over 1k a month, I wouldnt call that "only"
17:52 < L3gacy> AnonymooseReddtr, you're a better person than I
17:53 < XV8> Hatsjoe considering what I would be making elsewhere with my experience, especially up in DC, base offers are usually $90-110k/yr starting. Shit's expensive here and I'm making half of that currently.
17:53 < Hatsjoe> XV8: ah okay, makes sense
17:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> L3gacy, Hatsjoe, my wife is on mat leave, i have a 4 month old at home
17:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm not about to quit on the spot
17:54 < XV8> My only problem is that I really don't want to commute to D.C. every day, so that's kind of the price I pay to be comfortable, lol.
17:54 < L3gacy> Just fired another client.  Got a DEMAND to come out NOW.  Blocked them
17:54 < Hatsjoe> AnonymooseReddtr: go do devops, you'll have another job before the day is over :P
17:54 < L3gacy> Like, over their wifi being down AT HOME
17:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
17:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Hatsjoe - see thing is thats what I want to do :)
17:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Old job is an MS CSP
17:54 < Hatsjoe> AnonymooseReddtr: willing to relocate to Amsterdam?
17:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> so I had a discussion with them about taking a lead in their Office 365 / Azure practise
17:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Hatsjoe sure
17:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'd love to move to europe
17:56 < narziss> XV8
17:56 < narziss> What jobs are those salaries for?
17:56 < narziss> WTF am i doing here....
17:57 < L3gacy> this is not my beautiful wife...
17:57 < L3gacy> this is not my Swingline 747 stapler
17:57 < XV8> narziss Sysadmin/System Engineer positions. Fed Govt services pays out the wazoo.
17:57 < XV8> Well, depending on the contractor usually.
17:59 < XV8> But coupled with that is cost of living factors as well. It's super expensive in D.C. and surrounding areas. Rent for 1 bedroom apartments can sometimes be around $1400+/mo. Not as bad as San Francisco and other areas in CA though.
17:59 < Sousapro> Honestly Ive been in Vancouver multiple times and talked to a lot of locals. I honestly kind of like Canada
17:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
17:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hongcouver
17:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> brb
17:59 <+AnonymooseReddtr> food
17:59 < XV8> Idk what I want to do for lunch.
17:59 < Sousapro> I'm going to finish getting my degree and then evaluate options
18:00 < Sousapro> If I'm still in the US at that point, it will be because I've chosen to stay not because that's where I'm from
18:01 < Katnip> does anyone have experience with irc to their router to their computer for a hostname ? similar to a bouncer
18:03 < Sousapro> I mean, you can run like weechat with screen or something on your router
18:03 < XV8> Katnip I think what you're looking for is DNS.
18:03 < Sousapro> But you're going to hurt performance on the router doing that
18:04 < Sousapro> XV8: ++
18:04 < XV8> Unless I misunderstood your question.
18:05 < Sousapro> Katnip: you'll want to set up dynamic DNS, set port forwarding for the port needed and assign your desktop a static IP address through your router (DHCP reservation)
18:05 < Sousapro> Katnip: which router do you have?
18:06 < L3gacy> Speaking of which... VZ reset my router and ONT.
18:06  * L3gacy goes to do the port forward helldance
18:07 < L3gacy> 83 forwards to redo.. doot de doot
18:09 < Sousapro> L3gacy: yeah, they don't get any access to my network other than whatever they can get through my self purchased modem
18:09 < Katnip> Sousapro: arris
18:09 < L3gacy> I'm looking into Sophos firewalls atm
18:09 < Sousapro> Katnip: so one of those ISP provided modem/router/switch things?
18:09 < Sousapro> L3gacy: I've really been digging UBNT gear for network equipment
18:09 < XV8> If you're not concerned with hostnames you can just use NAT...
18:10 < Katnip> the global port range and the local base port has me confused
18:11 < Sousapro> Katnip: you can use something like https://freedns.afraid.org/ to convert your home IP address to a hostname
18:11 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  FreeDNS - Free DNS - Dynamic DNS - Static DNS subdomain and domain hosting
18:11 < Katnip> mostly  the local base port
18:12 < Sousapro> Katnip: does the interface look like this: http://setuprouter.com/router/actiontec/f2250-frontier/port-forwarding.htm
18:12 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  Actiontec F2250 Frontier Port Forwarding Guide
18:12 < Sousapro> I know that's for an actiontec but I wonder if the software is the same
18:13 < Katnip> no it does not but it is frontier
18:13 < Sousapro> Katnip: basically you can leave those port numbers the same if this is the only service you're forwarding on your router
18:13 < genr8_> Katnip: base port is usually the same
18:14 < Katnip> ok
18:14 < genr8_> usually you want to map the outside port number to the same inside port number. if you wanted different numbers you would change that.
18:14 < Katnip> both tcp/udp?
18:14 < Sousapro> Katnip: making those different happens when you've got two services that need the same port (eg 443) so that you can make the external port different
18:14 < genr8_> no, only the type that port needs. say both if you dont know
18:14 < Sousapro> ++
18:15 < genr8_> like 443 would be tcp for sure
18:17 < Katnip> i dont 'think' my hostname is working but hard to tell on freenode
18:18 < genr8_> since you don't own reverse DNS rights on your ISP's IP, it wont bounce back on IRC
18:19 < genr8_> in so many words
18:19 < Katnip> i followed the directions to a tee for hours last night for Dyn
18:19 < genr8_> the DynDNS is forward DNS though
18:19 < genr8_> you need reverse DNS for IRC hostnames
18:19 < Katnip> didnt know that
18:20 < Sousapro> and most ISPs won't let your own reverse IP unless you pay them
18:20 < Sousapro> s/your/use your
18:20 <+layer-eight> [SED Sousapro] and most ISPs won't let use your own reverse IP unless you pay them
18:20 < Sousapro> jesus
18:20 < Sousapro> I'm going to drink my coffee now
18:21 < Katnip> i got ya
18:22 < Katnip> so what company does reverse dns
18:22 < genr8_> on freenode you can obtain a cloaked hostname by asking in #freenode and then AUTHing with SASL mode using a proper client
18:22 < genr8_> Or you can rent a Vultr VPS, they give you access to reverse DNS
18:22 < genr8_> you can put your domain name onto it , and run the bouncer on that
18:23 < Katnip> what do they charge for that
18:23 < genr8_> they have slots for $2.50 a month
18:24 < Sousapro> but you'll have to maintain a VPS which is basically a VM
18:24 < Sousapro> so it's not the worst but still
18:24 < Sousapro> I just went to irccloud
18:25 < Sousapro> I maintain servers as a job and got tired of having to maintain multiple VMs at home lol
18:25 < Katnip> for your hostname?
18:26 < Sousapro> Katnip: there's no easy way to get it at home
18:26 < genr8_> comcast business account maybe lol
18:26 < Sousapro> Katnip: we're suggesting renting part of a server in a datacenter and using their commercial internet to get a reverse dns entry
18:27 < Sousapro> Katnip: you'll have to call your isp and ask them how much they'd charge you to get a static IP and reverse dns entry
18:27 < Sousapro> Katnip: I think the answer is $$$ monthly but you won't know for sure unless you ask
18:27 < Katnip> i  have a bouncer now, i wonder if they would put mine on theirs
18:27 < Sousapro> Katnip: that's exactly how you would do it. they give you a linux vm and you just install znc or whatever on it
18:28 < genr8_> that could be possible
18:28 < Sousapro> s/vm/"vm"
18:28 <+layer-eight> [SED Sousapro] Katnip: that's exactly how you would do it. they give you a linux "vm" and you just install znc or whatever on it
18:28 < Sousapro> IRC bouncer takes very little resources and would be cheap to cloud host
18:28 < Katnip> yeahh pi is good for tha6
18:28 < genr8_> usually those services offer bouncers as subdomains under THEIR own domain names
18:28 < genr8_> so you'd get like Katnip.SomeBouncerCompany.com
18:29 < genr8_> that used to be popular
18:29 < genr8_> people would buy funny domain names and sell shells to make bouncers
18:29 <@cryptic1> man that was ages ago
18:29 <@cryptic1> do companies do that anymore?
18:29 < Sousapro> lol yeah it was
18:29 < genr8_> :)
18:30 < genr8_> havent seen it with my own eyes lately
18:30 < Sousapro> cryptic1: we're still here somehow
18:30 <@cryptic1> people complain irc is too hard
18:30 < Sousapro> cryptic1: I would have laughed at you if you told me we would still be actively using IRC in 2018
18:30 <@cryptic1> and go to slack and discord
18:30 < Sousapro> irccloud is easy button
18:30 < genr8_> i think i say "Back2IRC" on discord once a week
18:30 < Sousapro> cryptic1: being on many servers, I'm glad IRC is too hard for them\
18:31 < squealingcode> IRC is superior in some many ways.
18:31 <@cryptic1> Sousapro, the discord is pretty bad
18:31 < squealingcode> No emojies, no weird fonts or formatting, just plaint text.
18:31 < Sousapro> cryptic1: the stupidity is numbing in some servers
18:31 <@cryptic1> squealingcode, yeah exactly
18:31 < Sousapro> when are we getting all of IRCv3?
18:31 < Sousapro> like there needs to be a hard split at some point
18:31 < Sousapro> or it will be 2005 in here forever
18:32 < Sousapro> netsplits should never happen
18:32 < genr8_> what bugs me is why nobody has added on Discord-like crap to an IRC client and forced mass adoption of extra features like Embeds and /s/ spell correction or w/e
18:32 < squealingcode> What's wrong with that? :D
18:32 < Sousapro> my one VM host could handle almost all of freenodes traffic I bet
18:32 < Sousapro> 48 core xeon and 512gb of ram, like how much computation does text take?
18:32 < genr8_> man. IRC without netslpits.... what a thought
18:33 < coderphive> I just use irccloud
18:33 <@cryptic1> netsplits are pretty rare
18:33 < coderphive> It's the same cost as running ZNC
18:33 < Sousapro> coderphive: same
18:33 < genr8_> i just realized i dont think i ever ran an IRC server myself
18:33 <@cryptic1> happen far far less than slack outages
18:33 < coderphive> The only thing that sucks is some chans ban irccloud
18:33 <@cryptic1> and by slack outages I MEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING ENVIRONMENT NOT WORKING
18:34 < Sousapro> coderphive: wat, why?
18:34 <@cryptic1> highly available my ass
18:34 < coderphive> like ##politics
18:34 < Sousapro> coderphive: because it's too easy?
18:34 < coderphive> I guess because they have free accounts and the gateway isn't unique
18:34 < Sousapro> cryptic1: my mattermost instance at my last job had more nines then slack lol
18:34 < coderphive> MatterMost is pretty slick
18:34 < coderphive> We're looking at running it where I'm at
18:34 <@cryptic1> no way slack has any 9s
18:35 < genr8_> what happened to Mastodon
18:35 < genr8_> or Matrix
18:35 < Sousapro> coderphive: we were running the open source teams edition and it's pretty great as long as everyone acts like adults
18:35 < Sousapro> genr8_: matrix is duct tape
18:35 < Sousapro> genr8_: hideous duct tape
18:35 < coderphive> What happens when people don't act like adults
18:36 < Sousapro> coderphive: you have to undelete channels f
18:36 < coderphive> oh haha
18:36 < Sousapro> coderphive: not a big deal but you don't get fully granular control unless you pay for enterprise edition
18:36 < Sousapro> coderphive: our software development company thought it was fine as-is
18:36 < Sousapro> coderphive: I agreed
18:36 < coderphive>  We just started migrating all of our internal tools to Kube so MatterMost was the first test
18:36 < genr8_> i deleted my digitalocean account like a month ago and they're still hosting my S3 bucket and i can still upload and download to it :)
18:37 <@cryptic1> lol
18:37 < genr8_> its a 200GB bucket
18:37 <@cryptic1> O_o
18:37 < coderphive> Object Storage*
18:37 < Sousapro> genr8_: that's gonna get fixed lol
18:37 < coderphive> S3 is specific to Amazon
18:37 < Sousapro> coderphive: right but the money is going to stop
18:37 < genr8_> according to cyberduck, it uses S3 protocol
18:37 < coderphive> oh wow
18:38 < coderphive> That's dumb
18:38 < coderphive> They could've just stood up their own object storage
18:38 < Sousapro> but then they have to deal with all of that data
18:38 < coderphive> S3 is mad cheap though. It's like 1TB for $30
18:38 <+TuxedoJack> "Your work on someone else's laptop broke our subdivision's wireless!"
18:38 < genr8_> riight
18:38 <+TuxedoJack> "No, you stupid dipshit, you have your wireless switch on. I can see it in Labtech."
18:39 <+TuxedoJack> *Off
18:39 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck's sake, I love the client but hate their fucking home salesmen
18:39 < Sousapro> TuxedoJack: for connectwise?
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> Sousapro: nah, the client is a major central Texas homebuilder
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> They've been my baby since I got hired in 2013
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> Upper management and in-office staff are awesome
18:40 < Sousapro> I thought you were getting a new job for some reason
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> And I've gotten about 50 laptops from them as surplus
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> Read: goodwill rule
18:40 < Sousapro> I must have crossed my wires for some reason
18:40 <+TuxedoJack> But their home salesmen are fucking idiots
18:41 <+TuxedoJack> And it's an incestuous community here, and we have multiple homebuilder clients
18:41 <+TuxedoJack> It's always the same route
18:41 <+TuxedoJack> They start at my baby, then go to Century Communities, then to specialized builders
18:42 <@cryptic1> TuxedoJack, did you find a new job yet?
18:42 <+TuxedoJack> cryptic1: nah. Not looking hard ATM
18:42 <+TuxedoJack> Profit sharing and an IPO is in the works
18:42 < sideup66> TuxedoJack: sup
18:42 <+TuxedoJack> So yeah, sticking around until that's done
18:42 <+TuxedoJack> And I'm vested
18:42 <@cryptic1> TuxedoJack, look harder
18:44 < coderphive> k, I'm off to run errands
18:44 < coderphive> peace yo
18:50 < aleph-> Welp got six interviews going on currently.
18:50 < aleph-> One has to land. And one of them seems desperate-ish.
18:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> nice
18:52 <+AnonymooseReddtr> good luck with that aleph
18:53 < aleph-> Aye
18:53 < L3gacy> Just set the tv up as mah main display.  WOOT
18:54 < aleph-> Hoping to at a min get $80K plus travel and some wfh.
18:54 < L3gacy> 1080p 60hz
18:54 < aleph-> I'd be alright with that while I find a place I actually wanna work.
18:55 < Sousapro> aleph-: good news is most places are desperate for trained talent right now
18:55 < Sousapro> I'm getting tired weekly recruiter linkedin messages
18:55 < Sousapro> s/tired/tired of
18:55 <+layer-eight> [SED Sousapro] I'm getting tired of weekly recruiter linkedin messages
18:55 < L3gacy> s/recruiter/spam
18:56 <+layer-eight> [SED L3gacy/Sousapro] I'm getting tired of weekly spam linkedin messages
18:56 < Sousapro> you're not wrong
18:59 < aleph-> Sousapro: Eh should finally get on to using my linked-in.
18:59 < Sousapro> aleph-: meh, it's bascially your personal home page
18:59 < aleph-> Mainly been using angel.co and the various remote work job boards.
18:59 < Sousapro> aleph-: I've seen people just post their resume on there lol
18:59 < aleph-> lol
19:00 <@cryptic1> indeed -> setup job alerts
19:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> :)
19:00 <@cryptic1> let it do the scraping for you
19:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ^
19:00 <+AnonymooseReddtr> +1
19:01 < aleph-> cryptic1: Bingo, that too.
19:01 < aleph-> Need to go fine tune mine.
19:01 <@cryptic1> you don't want to disrupt your gaming sessions while looking for a new job
19:02 <@cryptic1> have them hand delivered straight to your mailbox :P
19:02 < fuhry> linkedin does the job scraping for me without ever having signed up for it
19:02 < aleph-> Heh game.
19:02  * aleph- only codes and reads now.
19:02 < fuhry> luckily I signed up for linkedin using my facebook account, so they only have my facebook email address, which has an auto mark as read/auto archive filter on it
19:03 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol fuhry
19:03 < misspwn> linkedin is a breedin ground for seedy recruiters and people you never cared about in highschool or college
19:04 < fuhry> no joke
19:04 < fuhry> lol one recruiter tried to hire me into the job I already work at
19:04 < aleph-> So facebook then.
19:04 < aleph-> fuhry: Fucking lol
19:04 < fuhry> and in fact I interview people for that position
19:05 < fuhry> he also disclosed a starting salary well above the average pay for that team
19:05 <+A-KO> alrighty
19:05 < fuhry> he was fired very soon thereafter. (consultant, not full time)
19:07 <+A-KO> storage space deleted
19:08 < L3gacy> o?
19:08 <+A-KO> now time to rip apart the PC
19:08 <+A-KO> and install the new HD
19:08 <+A-KO> and install my fans...
19:08 < L3gacy> A-KO, and WoW
19:09  * L3gacy spits at his monitor until he dies of dehydration, due to mage tower/twins
19:09 <+A-KO> lol
19:09 < L3gacy> I get one shot on Slackmassah
19:09 < L3gacy> damn twins
19:10 < genr8_> has anyone been receiving spam phone calls in 100% chinese, the last few days ?
19:10 < genr8_> its been spreading around NJ from what I hear
19:11 < L3gacy> I tell them, "Puk gai" or "Cao ni zu zhong shi bah dai"
19:11 < L3gacy> Puk Gai is basically, "Go die in the street"
19:12 < L3gacy> the other is far more vulgar
19:12 < L3gacy> Varunest, hai!
19:13 < varunest> L3gacy hey!
19:13 < aleph-> Christ.
19:13 < L3gacy> Good bacon unto you and unto you some good bacon!
19:13 < L3gacy> aleph-, ?
19:13 < aleph-> L3gacy: Up to 9 interviews now.
19:13 < L3gacy> that's it?
19:13 < L3gacy> Slackah
19:13 < genr8_> someone taught me one in Indian. Benchod
19:13  * L3gacy juggles interviews like a baws
19:13 < varunest> hahaha
19:13 < L3gacy> Bhai chod is "One who fornicates with their brother"
19:14 < Sousapro> omg
19:14 < Sousapro> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj81x2jrA_4
19:14 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  YouTube → 9 MIN OF DANK BIRB MEMES #5 → ⚘ 1,698,788 ↑ 73,309 ↓ 1,643 ✍ 3,868
19:16 < L3gacy> Greatest Country in the world. B2B World War Champions. - USA
19:18 < Sousapro> the interstellar memes in there are killing me lol
19:18 < L3gacy> I might keep dis teevee
19:19 < aleph-> So two interviews tomorrow. One friday, one monday, one tuesday.
19:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> sweet
19:19 <+AnonymooseReddtr> where r u based aleph
19:20 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, trying to get in on that action eh
19:20 < aleph-> One I need to study for and set with triplebytes. One in the finale stages and waiting in Chiacgo.
19:20 < aleph-> AnonymooseReddtr: NY
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ahh
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> cryptic1 yep
19:20 < L3gacy> MURIKKKA!
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> murica
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> f no
19:20 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i think i'm sick *cough cough*
19:21 < L3gacy> https://open.spotify.com/track/3afz0pazM1UcEaRkEsrhra?si=p7_DufeZQayE12U_RJI75Q
19:21 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy →  History of Philosophy Rap, a song by School of Ruck, Rucka Rucka Ali on Spotify
19:21 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, better go home
19:21 <@cryptic1> asap
19:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> thats the plan
19:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm having vision problems
19:22 <@cryptic1> I will write a note for you
19:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i can't see my ass sticking around
19:22 < L3gacy> My vision blurs when I work.  *cough cough* I'm sick, too
19:23 < L3gacy> --m--O.o--m--
19:23 < genr8_> just watched a branch fall out of a tree at random and hit my nearest power line and flicker it
19:23 < L3gacy> genr8_, genr8 more powah!
19:25 < _KaszpiR_> L3gacy https://pr0gramm.com/top/annoyed/2624303
19:25 <+layer-eight> * _KaszpiR_ →  pr0gramm.com
19:25 < _KaszpiR_> ;D
19:25 < L3gacy> https://www.thespruceeats.com/korean-bbq-brisket-2118669 < I nee dis in mah lyf
19:25 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy →  Korean BBQ Brisket - Chadol Baegi
19:29 < fuhry> gf suggested a place called Dong Bang Grill in Fort Lee NJ on our way back up
19:29 < fuhry> I kid you not, http://www.dong-bang-grill.com/
19:29 <+layer-eight> * fuhry →  Dong Bang Grill - Korean Restaurant
19:32 < L3gacy> Long Dong Bang time
19:34 < L3gacy> Found where my cousin has been hiding... https://foursquare.com/v/caf%C3%A9-b%C3%ADch-nga/4c416be0d691c9b665c88c0a
19:34 <+layer-eight> * L3gacy →  Café Bích Nga - Asian Restaurant
19:34 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
19:36 <+DrGibby|> https://i.imgur.com/gAXAb8R.png
19:36 <+layer-eight> * DrGibby| →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 4 minutes ago → 900x900 → ⚘ 23
19:36 <+DrGibby|> Merry 4th of July to you all
19:36 < L3gacy> MURIKA!  FUCK YEAH!
19:37 < fuhry> celebrate by eating not american food
19:37 < L3gacy> American food is bad
19:37 < L3gacy> I was raised in a European style household
19:37 <+DrGibby|> everything is american food if its in America
19:37 < fuhry> tbh, almost all the good food near the datto offices is ethnic of some sort
19:38 < L3gacy> I need some Palak Paneer
19:38 < fuhry> peruvian place right across the street, indian and vietnamese a short walk away and top notch venezuelan and mexican in the area
19:38 < CBebop> q/exit
19:38 < CBebop> -_-
19:40 < L3gacy> I need to open a Korean place
19:40 < L3gacy> "Kickin' Kimchi"
19:40 < fuhry> I wouldn't eat kimchi that kicks
19:40 < fuhry> or twitches
19:41 < L3gacy> fuhry, how about an Indian place?  "Naan Violence", Vietnamese?  "Viet NOMS"
19:41 < L3gacy> "Pho King Food"
19:41 < L3gacy> >.>
19:42 < L3gacy> Or a Russian/Spanish fusion place... "Mi Baba Loca"?
19:42 < coderphive> Just a casual reminder that America doesn't really have a culture, it's a culture of cultures, so if you say we suck then you suck too
19:42 < coderphive> kthx
19:42 < coderphive>  /PSA
19:43 < L3gacy> Pierogies, but with rice, saffron, y carnitas
19:43 < L3gacy> Quatro perogies el pastor, por favor
19:49 < Sousapro> coderphive: we have a culture
19:49 < Sousapro> coderphive: it's McDonald's
19:49 < L3gacy> Mold is a culture
19:49 < L3gacy> ?
19:49 < Sousapro> :P
19:49 < Sousapro> L3gacy: you don't know
19:51 < Sousapro> Walmart is from America
19:52 < Sousapro> Maybe Walmart is our culture
19:52 < Sousapro> I've definitely met some people that it is their culture
19:53 < L3gacy>  #PeopleOFWalmart
19:58 < AustinS> [13:04] <fuhry> lol one recruiter tried to hire me into the job I already work at
19:58 < AustinS> lol
19:58 < AustinS> one time before I was one of the official people to be our domain registrant contacts, I had registered a placeholder domain right before a new product/show thing went live.. and I noticed nobody grabbed the domain so I did it before someone squatted on it
19:59 < AustinS> I registered it thru an LLC of mine/just private registration, I got a copyright threat/to go to arbitration for infringing on it (they at first tried to buy it from me, but since it was MarkMonitor, they didn't say it was my company, instead they were acting like a 3rd party -- so I kept just telling them no lmao)
19:59 < AustinS> then i got the legal threat, then I wakled upstairs and was like hey guys thats me.. ??
20:00 < aleph-> Heh
20:00 < AustinS> mess
20:07 < XV8> I love it when people in your company don't even know who you are. Then when they talk shit and you walk up to their desk they're pretty much speechless or they start a scene which makes them look like the asshole.
20:12 <+AnonymooseReddtr> wow this place is dead
20:14 < binaryhermit> considering that it's a holiday in Nazi America
20:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr> very true
20:14 <+AnonymooseReddtr> big military parade today
20:15 < binaryhermit> anyway, probably shouldn't have called it that
20:15 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:15 <+AnonymooseReddtr> well if the shoe fits
20:20 <@cryptic1> HAPPY CANADA DAY
20:20 <@cryptic1> HAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAYHAPPY CANADA DAY
20:20 <@cryptic1> HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY
20:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol cryptic1
20:21 <+CheckYourSix> s/CANADA/Canuckstan
20:21 <+layer-eight> [SED CheckYourSix/cryptic1] HAPPY Canuckstan DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY
20:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> come on now son
20:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> we don't do that here
20:21 <+CheckYourSix> It doesn't replace all? Damn
20:21 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, well i do
20:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> we dont' wave our patriotism around like our dick
20:21 <@cryptic1> CheckYourSix, worst bot ever
20:21 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, we don't
20:21 <+AnonymooseReddtr> now say sorry eh
20:22 <@cryptic1> ok ok
20:22 <@cryptic1> sorry guys eh
20:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hmm
20:22 <@cryptic1> one more time is ok though right?
20:22 <@cryptic1> HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY HAPPY CANADA DAY
20:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you have Bell Fibe cryptic1?
20:22 <@cryptic1> oops finger slipped
20:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:22 <+AnonymooseReddtr> come on now eh...
20:22 <@cryptic1> AnonymooseReddtr, nah isps in canada only offer fake fibre
20:22 <@cryptic1> well the big ones at least
20:24 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ...
20:24 <+AnonymooseReddtr> mines FTTH
20:25 <@cryptic1> oh yeah?
20:25 <+AnonymooseReddtr> yessir
20:27 <@cryptic1> well anyways unless its a gig i don't see the point
20:27 <@cryptic1> performance is no better than cable
20:28 <+AnonymooseReddtr> 300Mbps symmetrical
20:28 <@cryptic1> i have 250 down
20:28 <@cryptic1> 50 up
20:28 <@cryptic1> and cheap as hell per month because not rogers or bell or cogeco or shaw
20:28 <@cryptic1> no cap and no throttling
20:29 < AustinS> i get 400/40 :\ i wish i got more upload at home but if i ever need to use that much upload for something huge ill just drive the 3 mins to office and pop in the drive and upload it
20:29 < AustinS> as long as my download/service is consistent and latency isnt trash then im happy
20:29 < AustinS> and no caps. stupid comcast.. good riddance, don't miss em
20:30 <+CheckYourSix> I have 200/35
20:30 <+CheckYourSix> On Optimum
20:30 < AustinS> hooray for optimum :) yeah that's what im on, i did the 400 plan just .. cause.. lol
20:31 < AustinS> im sure the price will jump a lot after the year and then ill probably go down
20:31 <+CheckYourSix> I'm stuck on a bullshit triple play that I can't get out of. I fucking hate Optimum more than Comcast
20:32 < AustinS> seriously?  / howd you get stuck in it in the first place?
20:32 < AustinS> i honestly didnt have any problem with comcast other than the monthly cap, otherwise service was reliable on west coast + they kept upping speeds to stay competitive
20:32 <+CheckYourSix> Because internet only didn't have any good deals at the time I signed up.
20:33 < AustinS> how much are you paying for triple play
20:33 <+CheckYourSix> It was like $110 for internet only or $120 for all with faster speeds. Now, if I want internet only, it's even more money. I'm stuck at $109/mo for this bullshit and they cut everything down to nothing
20:33 <+CheckYourSix> I barely have any TV channels at all, not that I actually watch them
20:33 < narziss> i tears for you.
20:33 <+CheckYourSix> I'm about to cancel and sign up as a business for $75/mo. I'll have to drop to 150/35 though
20:34 < AustinS> oh.. yeah wtf my rate is..
20:34 < AustinS> well honestly i dont know, i have to look lol
20:34 < AustinS> justtt got it setup last week finally
20:35 < Sousapro> I think I'm doing 400/20 for $69
20:35 < AustinS> $79/mo for the optimum 400
20:35 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: Lucky you. None of that existed when I signed up
20:35 < Sousapro> I have $50 a month set aside for a streaming service that will give me everything
20:35 < AustinS> any other alternate ISP's where you are? or are you in contract too so you cant really threaten to leave
20:36 <+CheckYourSix> No contract. But no other ISPs. DSL or Satellite...
20:36 <+CheckYourSix> Optimum got worse ever since they got bought by some European company
20:37 < AustinS> we have multiple optimum business cable lines at work, i tried bringing a modem home and plugging in but they had my apartment disconnected completely too :(  so i had to cave
20:37 < AustinS> that or break into the apartment utility room.. but decided i should just have my own internet lol
20:37 <+CheckYourSix> That sucks
20:37 < AustinS> dont need to be using one that has static IP's that say company name on whois too
20:38 < AustinS>   god forbid i got a notice or something lol, altho i always torrent anything over VPN anyways
20:38 < narziss> i started torrenting in the clear again.
20:38 < narziss> Fuck it, I am in Canada.
20:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> Speaking of torrenting
20:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> super troopers 2 is out
20:39 <+CheckYourSix> I just use Usenet for the most part
20:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> CheckYourSix one of the paid usenet subscriptions?
20:39 < narziss> Yeah I've been wanting to get on usenet.
20:39 <+CheckYourSix> Super Troopers 2. I just started watching it last night but fell asleep
20:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i had one for a little while
20:39 <+CheckYourSix> AnonymooseReddtr: Yeah
20:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> which one?
20:39 <+CheckYourSix> Newsdemon
20:39 < narziss> You shouldve seen the faces of the 20somethings in this office when i tried explaining usenet
20:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ... narziss how old ru
20:39 < narziss> 36?
20:39 < narziss> 37?
20:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh ok
20:40 < narziss> One didnt know how to use a landline.
20:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> same age as i then
20:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hahahaha
20:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> thats hilarious
20:40 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and terrible all at hte same time
20:41 < narziss> they give me daily aneurysms.
20:41 < AustinS> yea already grabbed ST2
20:41 <+CheckYourSix> narziss: I'm 27...
20:42 < narziss> Do you know what scrambled porn is?
20:42 <+CheckYourSix> Never heard the term...
20:42 < narziss> Confirmed in his 20s.
20:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:42 <+CheckYourSix> I don't know if I want to deal with private trackers for torrents and seedboxes and all that again
20:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i think i saw a boob!
20:42 <+AnonymooseReddtr> fun part was the audio was clear
20:42 < narziss> yeah!
20:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:43 < narziss> oh baby oh baby oh baby
20:43 < narziss> was that a tit?
20:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> my FIL used to work for the cable company - so we had unlocked boxes
20:43 < narziss> nice
20:43 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i could watch anything
20:43 < AustinS> i uncapped my cable modem back in the day when it was AT&T @Home
20:43 < narziss> bad ass
20:43 < narziss> how
20:43 < AustinS> they kept pushing a new config back on it.. then eventualyl they pushed "banned.cfg"
20:44 < narziss> hahah
20:44 < AustinS> and i just overwrote my local tftp banned.cfg with my uncapped one
20:44 < AustinS> lmao
20:44 < narziss> nice
20:44 < AustinS> they eventually came out and literally cut the cable line :(
20:44 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: Rofl nice
20:44 < narziss> no charges?
20:44 < AustinS> and i about got my ass beaten by my dad after a nice legal threat from them
20:44 < narziss> no prison for you?
20:44 < narziss> oh you are so lucky man.
20:44 < narziss> lol
20:44 < AustinS> i was a kid. i also def changed all my grades/transcripts and shit back in the day too and just got a slap on the wrist (1 week suspension) and got to keep all my changed transcripts/grades
20:45 < AustinS> i realized later since it was a transcript they would've had to tell the state, and to save face they just .. swept it udner the rug.
20:45 <+CheckYourSix> Rofl nice
20:45 < AustinS> but i see kids in the news getting serious charges for shit like that now... I was just definitely ahead of that curve of getting in srs trouble for things luckily
20:46 < AustinS> their whole online system for everything was just on http  smh.
20:46 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol austin
20:46 < AustinS> just randomly kept ARP spoofing certain computers until I finally got a counselors , and then was able to just create another admin account all the way up to district admin lmao. such. bad. design.
20:46 <+CheckYourSix> My school used everything Novell. Super locked down.
20:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> AustinS we didn't have cable modem back when i was a kid
20:47 < AustinS> we had novell stuff forever.. and thennn idk what happened. or either way the computer networks were still generally unsecured
20:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> I still remember when I got Bell "High speed" for the first time.
20:47 <+CheckYourSix> I got a cable modem when everything was still designed for dial up. It was stupid fast.
20:47 < AustinS> yeah i didnt get cable until junior high, i was so jealous of the kid in neighborhood that got it before i did
20:47 < AustinS> that blue ugly ass modem.
20:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> CheckYourSix yep i remember getting DSL for the first time
20:47 <+AnonymooseReddtr> it was PPPoE and connected to one PC
20:48 < AustinS> so. jealous. though.  finally convinced parents...  ugh dialup was such shit lol
20:48 <+AnonymooseReddtr> you still had to 'connect'
20:48 < AustinS> lol yeah
20:48 < AustinS> i havent had DSL ever since, so afaik it's still like that in my mind
20:49 <+AnonymooseReddtr> hehe
20:49 < AustinS> yeah looking back I got away.. so.. easy
20:49 < AustinS> i even got to graduate a term EARLY
20:49 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i don't think it was all that fast either
20:49 < AustinS> lmao
20:49 <+AnonymooseReddtr> compared to stuff today
20:49 < AustinS> (I was not ahead or anything either.. I think they just wanted me to gtfo)
20:50 <+AnonymooseReddtr> https://i.imgur.com/9xc7dYK.png
20:50 <+layer-eight> * AnonymooseReddtr →  IMGUR Image → Image/png → 8 hours ago → tumblr → 537x1127 → ⚘ 4,777
20:51 < narziss> anonymousereddtr where you at again? nj?
20:51 <+AnonymooseReddtr> no dude
20:52 <+AnonymooseReddtr> i'm in ontario
20:52 < coderphive> I just started messing with activities in Kubuntu
20:52 < coderphive> Freaking amazing for people that WFH
20:52 <+AnonymooseReddtr> what is it coder?
20:53 < zunk> ah the good ol' days of dial up. i remember my mom yelling at us kids to 'not use the interwebs tonight they said on the news that a new virus will activate!!" and then we got the virus anyway. my mom: "oops i thought it only applied to kids stuff..."
20:53 <+CheckYourSix> coderphive: ?
20:53 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:53 < AustinS> mann i rebooted one of my main servrs, and galera mysql keeps restarting in a loop. im afraid its just gonna bring the whole thing down one of these times lol
20:53 < coderphive> CheckYourSix: do you know what activities are?
20:53 <+CheckYourSix> No
20:54 < coderphive> Basically a whole separate desktop environment
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> oh neat
20:54 <+CheckYourSix> Ah nice
20:54 < coderphive> Like all your running apps are contained in it
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> just reading about it
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> and you can pause an activity
20:54 < coderphive> yeap
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> IE have a work activity and a play activiety
20:54 < coderphive> That's exactly what I just did
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> neat
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> but you are still on iRC?
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> is that in your work activity?
20:54 < coderphive> The people at KDE are amazing
20:54 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
20:54 < coderphive> yeap!
20:54 < coderphive> no haha
20:55 < coderphive> ZNC
20:55 < coderphive> Well, now I'm on IRCCloud
20:55 < zunk> true hakkers use irssi with the c0der theme
20:55 < zunk> then irc IS work
20:55 <+AnonymooseReddtr> :D
20:55 < coderphive> I've actually really enjoyed the ease at which I can tune this desktop
20:55 < AustinS>  /var/run/mysqld/ was missing?? lol
20:55 < coderphive> and resource consumption is extremely low
20:55 < AustinS> that's a weird one
20:56  * JollyRgrs blasts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
20:56 < AustinS> yay all things back in the cluster and it didnt barf on itself
20:56 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: How does that happen?
20:56 < coderphive> You can even set privacy settings for an activity, wow
20:57 < coderphive> and set it to remember your current desktop
20:57 < coderphive> The level of detail is insane
20:57 <+CheckYourSix> That would be really convenient to switch over to work mode and back to personal mode
20:57 < AustinS> idk, /var/run/php-fpm was missing too. This was after a lot of system updates, but .. never seen it wipe out /var/run before lol
20:58 <+CheckYourSix> I've never seen that either...
20:59 < XV8> FFS, I wish guides would explicitly state up front whether or not packages are deprecated in your distribution version instead of wasting my time with chasing packages that don't exist on this platform.
20:59  * CheckYourSix facepalms self for using the wrong IP in a config and wondering for 5 minutes why it wasn't coming online...
20:59 < AustinS> lol
21:00 < coderphive> This is going to be a sick WFH setup
21:01 <+AnonymooseReddtr> coffee...brb
21:01 < XV8> Trying to set up clustering in CentOS 7 in my home lab since I've never set it up from scratch before and the guide I was following is titled RHEL/CentOS 7 but the packages they reference are friggin EL6. Why.
21:02 < AustinS> loll
21:02 < AustinS> nice
21:03 < coderphive> This honestly puts Ubuntu lightyears ahead of Windows in terms of productivity
21:03 < coderphive> especially for development
21:03 <@cryptic1> pffft
21:04 <@cryptic1> have you tried visual studio code at all
21:04 < AustinS> now moment of truth, installing the dumb ass proprietary kernel driver for this storage cluster and seeee if i can connect
21:04 < coderphive> cryptic1: that runs on Linux
21:04  * cryptic1 smirks
21:04 <@cryptic1> coderphive, its actually really nice to use
21:04 < coderphive> VSCode is really well thought out and legit. I use it every day
21:04 < coderphive> I dropped my IdeaJ subscription for it
21:04 <@cryptic1> community plugins are great
21:04 < AustinS> had to install 3.10.0-514.el7 kernel
21:05 < AustinS> (which is insecure ofc)
21:05 < AustinS> /MG5  675T  382T  293T  57% /tvstf-mg5
21:06 < AustinS> /mg4  675T  232T  443T  35% /tvstf-mg4
21:06 < AustinS> happy camper!  ok im done.
21:07 < coderphive> cryptic1: I agree
21:08 < AustinS> 150 TB before total, now 1500 total. :o exactly 10x increase. nb.  and hm @ VScode. i still like my phpstorm for php stuffs
21:09 <@cryptic1> AustinS, seriously try it out
21:09 <+CheckYourSix> AustinS: That's a decent amount of storage
21:09 <@cryptic1> coderphive, https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=Shan.code-settings-sync
21:10 < narziss> yeah vscode is nice.
21:10 < AustinS> CheckYourSix ya. theres some mount tied to the actual video editing stations thats ... 6 (minimum, dont wanna exaggerate it) but possibly 8-9 PB
21:10 < AustinS> its. insane.
21:10 <+CheckYourSix> Well, given the amount of video...
21:11 < narziss> what is the video in, 6k?
21:11 < AustinS> yeah. cause its also imported every camera angle, and then idk how long it lives for
21:11 < genr8_> crazy we're already in the actually achievable petabyte range
21:11 < AustinS> nah not even 4k, at least most of it lol
21:12 < AustinS> we're fucked when we need to start storing 4k everything :P well not fucked but... thats gonna be a lot of storage.
21:12 < AustinS> its literally between 9-12 camera angles, for multiple hours (4-5) per night, 2-3x a week
21:13 < AustinS> so it adds up quick. like i said idk how far back it goes, i know it eventually goes off onto some other storage media or transcoded down for legal archival purposes but .. idk, not my realm
21:14 <+CheckYourSix> Fireworks are already beginning
21:14 < JollyRgrs> #whatsthepoint #bottlerocketsonly?
21:15 <+CheckYourSix> Nah, mortar rounds
21:15 <+CheckYourSix> Random people shooting them off
21:16 < JollyRgrs> pfft, not random ppl
21:16 < JollyRgrs> those are obviously farmers trying to scare the birds away
21:16 <+CheckYourSix> Haha
21:18 < IonutVan_> hi, I will receive about 10-15 machines with windows 10 installed and for each of them I have to remove some crap software which is coming with that machine/windows and then to install some additional software, add the machine to domain, etc. What's a easy/faster way to do it?
21:18 < narziss> Follow up with the occasional shotgun blast to let the birds know you mean business.
21:19 <@cryptic1> IonutVan_, imaging, deploying through sccm
21:21 < IonutVan_> cryptic1, a simple google about that and it seems a really complex task :)
21:21 < IonutVan_> for example: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/deployment/windows-10-poc-sc-config-mgr
21:21 <+layer-eight> * IonutVan_ →  Step by step - Deploy Windows 10 using System Center Configuration Manager | Microsoft Docs
21:21 <@cryptic1> nothing is easy to save time
21:22 <@cryptic1> takes time to save it
21:22 < IonutVan_> and how to deal with the licenses, because I would like to keep the windows which is coming with the machine
21:22 <@cryptic1> you are not using volume licensing?
21:23 < IonutVan_> up to know we just kept the "original" windows and just manually removed crap and ...
21:24 < IonutVan_> and I don't se there any serial, is a kind of "Digital Signed" if I remember correctly
21:24 < IonutVan_> see*
21:25 <@cryptic1> if its just a one off have an intern or coop student do it
21:26 < IonutVan_> I am thinking about configuring one computer and then just using Clonezilla to clone it to another one, but I don't know how to deal with the "original" serial which is assigned to the windows preinstalled to that machine
21:26 <@cryptic1> de-craptifying workstations is not something I would have to deal with.  If guys on our service desk has a bad workstation they need to fix they are told to reimage it
21:26 < IonutVan_> or Acronis True Image or something similar
21:26 < insecurity> isn't that not where they didn't not but as we all understand, we can't not is but also
21:27 < IonutVan_> cryptic1, usually software which is installed on new computers, office trial, and other trials
21:27 < narziss> IonutVan_
21:28 <@cryptic1> IonutVan_, maybe if bought from 3rd party, ours come from dell with our image already installed to it
21:28 < narziss> You can force activation
21:28 <@cryptic1> I dunno
21:28 < narziss> from commandline
21:28 < narziss> to pull serial from the motherboard.
21:28 <@cryptic1> I don't really touch workstations i am sure someone here can help
21:28 < IonutVan_> cryptic1, they are also comming from dell, AIO and laptops
21:28 <@cryptic1> room is a bit light on active users today though since USA has a holiday
21:29 < IonutVan_> cryptic1, ok, thanks a lot
21:30 < rhqq> cryptic1: back to work ;p
21:30 <@cryptic1> IonutVan_, clonezilla does work i have used it years ago for cloning dell laptops at a small dev shop
21:30 <+CheckYourSix> You guys make me want to code something. I'm not sure what I want to code though
21:30 <@cryptic1> rhqq, D:
21:30 < rhqq> :*
21:31 <+A-KO> this data copy is gonna take a while
21:31 <+A-KO> built me a 3-way mirror
21:31 <+A-KO> I can sustain a 2-drive failure now
21:31 <+A-KO> :D
21:32 < IonutVan_> cryptic1, for sure it works, but as I said, I don't know how to deal with the windows already preinstalled on the machine I will clone to
21:32 < IonutVan_> because I have to keep the same windows/serial which is coming with the machine
21:33 <@cryptic1> it was volume licensing when I did it so yeah no idea
21:35 < XV8> What's a good rackmount SAN storage array and controller to use in a homelab setup?
21:35 <@cryptic1> IonutVan_, did you try asking on the subreddit?
21:35 <+A-KO> XV8: just use jbod controllers
21:36 < genr8_> PowerVault MD1220 ? is that what kinda thing you mean?
21:36 <+A-KO> and then use windows storage spaces :D
21:36 <+TuxedoJack> Ah, kittens and cats.
21:36 < genr8_> or like an EMC NetApp drive array box ?
21:36 <+TuxedoJack> True happiness is found with a bunch of the little bastards curled up to you and purring
21:36 <+A-KO> lol TuxedoJack
21:36 < IonutVan_> cryptic1, no
21:37 <+TuxedoJack> A-KO: seriously. Those two 9-week-old Russian Blue kittens I got on Monday... SO MUCH FLOOF.
21:37 <+TuxedoJack> SO MUCH LOVE.
21:37 <@cryptic1> TuxedoJack, you have any ideas for IonutVan_ ?
21:37 <+A-KO> hahaha
21:37 <+A-KO> https://imgur.com/a/JkxEPL8
21:37 <+layer-eight> * A-KO →  IMGUR Album → a few seconds ago → 1 Image → ⚘ 0
21:37 <+A-KO> ^^^^
21:37 <+A-KO> so sexy
21:37 <+TuxedoJack> Turns me from an angry cranky sysadmin bastard into a cheerful happy melty fucker
21:37 < XV8> genr8_ either/or. I'm self studying with some Storage+ material and wanted to put the knowledge into practice.
21:37 < genr8_> i havent taken that. not sure.
21:38 <+TuxedoJack> IonutVan_: what're you licensing on the boxes? 10 Pro?
21:38 <+TuxedoJack> It'll activate just fine and be properly licensed as long as you're not using VLSC media
21:38 <+TuxedoJack> Even with imaging
21:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> lol
21:38 < genr8_> maybe you want something with an active backplane. otherwise its just a buncha SAS controllers
21:38 <+AnonymooseReddtr> TuxedoJack you got kitties?
21:38 <+TuxedoJack> Just Powershell out the key from the BIOS with oa3x whateverthefuckitis and slui 3 the fuckers after
21:39 <+AnonymooseReddtr> ^
21:39 <+TuxedoJack> AnonymooseReddtr: Yeah, two
21:39 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, 10pro
21:39 < XV8> genr8_ Oh wow, the Powervaults are pretty cheap. Might take a look into those. Other than that I've been wanting to play around with some FCoE or other tech.
21:39 <+TuxedoJack>   For /f "tokens=2 delims=," %%a in ('wmic path SoftwareLicensingService get OA3xOriginalProductKey^,VLRenewalInterval /value /format:csv') do set key=%%a
21:39 < genr8_> lol ung
21:39 <+TuxedoJack>   cscript //B "%windir%\system32\slmgr.vbs" /ipk %key%
21:39 < genr8_> mt
21:39 <+TuxedoJack> cscript //B "%windir%\system32\slmgr.vbs" /ato
21:39 <+TuxedoJack> Fucking done
21:39 <+TuxedoJack> Put that in a batch file, run as admin on each one, fucking donezo
21:40 <+TuxedoJack> I have that saved in my Critical Shit folder in Exchange for a reason
21:40 <+A-KO> holy fuck the lab work is $156.19
21:40 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, so, can I create a clone of one and "dump" it on the others and windows 10 pro will activate
21:40 <+A-KO> god damn
21:40 <+A-KO> wtf
21:41 <+TuxedoJack> IonutVan_: yeah. You licensed with OEM 10 Pro
21:41 <+TuxedoJack> So the key and cert are in the BIOS
21:41 <+TuxedoJack> As long as you install 10 Pro, you're good
21:41 <+TuxedoJack> Just remember not to fuck with the AppX bullshit too much
21:41 <+A-KO> got some Jersey Mike's on the way
21:41 <+TuxedoJack> There's only so much you should strip from the WIM and the rest should be fucking GPO'd off
21:41 <+TuxedoJack> AnonymooseReddtr: two 9 week old Russian Blues, a boy and a girl. Shelter kitties from the Williamson County shelter. Went in for one as a companion kitten to the big Russian Blue we have, saw these two littermates, and fell in love. Can't split them up, so we took 'em both
21:42 <+TuxedoJack> Weren't expecting to get them until Thursday, but they got the fixing done Monday, so I brought 'em home
21:42 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, no, I need to do simple things, but boring, like removing office trial and other trial software and then install office and a few additional things like openvpn client, .... and then add it to domain, ...
21:42 <+A-KO> TuxedoJack: nice
21:42 <+TuxedoJack> They're in quarantine for a few more days just to make sure that all the preventatives take hold and their incisions heal up properly, then they meet the big cat
21:42 <+TuxedoJack> IonutVan_: You have MDT / WDS deployed, right?
21:42 <+TuxedoJack> Guessing since you mentioned that stuff you're not using SCCM
21:43 <+TuxedoJack> ... fuck me, you sound REMARKABLY like someone who works for my company
21:43 <+TuxedoJack> Down to the goddamn requirements
21:43 <+TuxedoJack> Is there a particular reason you're not reimaging?
21:43 <+TuxedoJack> And then using either task sequences or setup scripts to install and tidy up?
21:43 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, I don't have
21:44 <+TuxedoJack> When you have time, get on that
21:44 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, I didn't work with win before :)
21:44 <+TuxedoJack> Do one image of Win10 a year, skip shitass 6-month updates, install every other build, but 3 months after it's been widespread
21:45 <+TuxedoJack> Fuck, you could even license NTLite to make a master image if you wanted to do it fuckin' easy
21:45 <+TuxedoJack> And not use the proper sysprep way
21:45 < IonutVan_> but I will read and try MDT/WDS but until then I need to solve these machines, so, configuring one and using clonezilla should work, as the serial+cert are in bios
21:45 <+TuxedoJack> As long as you're on similar hardware, yes
21:45 <+TuxedoJack> Clonezilla, ODIN, or similar should work just fine
21:46 <+TuxedoJack> Or, you know, just buy Acronis
21:46 <+TuxedoJack> Windows SHOULD - operative keyword there - read the SLIC table and autoactivate
21:46 < IonutVan_> I think I saw it in our software directory, so, maybe we have it already
21:47 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, I can try with one and see what's happening and if everything works after cloning
21:47 <+TuxedoJack> It will definitely bitch, and you may have to click through some shit, but create your master, image a machine, rename it to your convention, reboot it, connect to network, join domain, reboot, done
21:49 <+TuxedoJack> Side note - when you make your WDS server, throw TuxPE on it. It's nice to have a network-bootable WinPE repair environment with all the drivers you'll need in it, even for servers, and it can read EXT2 / EXT3 / EXT4 and other file systems (with an addon).
21:49 <+TuxedoJack> I'm still trying to get it to work with fucking APFS.
21:49 <+TuxedoJack> HFS+ and HFS ain't shit
21:49 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, do you know if these machines (from dell for example) do they have additional "hidden" partitions like factory restore or similar?
21:49 < XV8> They always do.
21:49 <+TuxedoJack> IonutVan_: Win10 creates 3 partitions by default, and OEM boxen tend to have restore partitions
21:50 <+TuxedoJack> If you want to do it the Jon Snow way (read: Right & Proper)
21:50 < IonutVan_> but clonezilla/acronis should be able to clone the whole hdd
21:50 <+TuxedoJack> Yeah
21:50 <+TuxedoJack> As long as your tool can RW GPT drives, you're fine
21:50 <+A-KO> well fuck
21:51 <+A-KO> jersey mike's is closed today
21:51 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, do you have any tutorial for WDS/MDT/...
21:51 <+A-KO> god damn holidays
21:51 <+TuxedoJack> Dell ones tend to have 4 partitions - EFI boot partition, WinRE partition, restore partition, and OS partition
21:51  * CharlesA twitches
21:51 < genr8_> happy holidays
21:52 <+TuxedoJack> IonutVan_: what would your imageserver be running, and do you have access to edit DHCP options
21:52 <+TuxedoJack> You need 2012 R2 or newer
21:52 <+TuxedoJack> Preferably 2016, but you take what you can get
21:52 < IonutVan_> I think I can have 2012, I will check for 2016 and add it on an ESXi machine
21:53 <+TuxedoJack> You want at least 2 separate NICs for this
21:53 <+TuxedoJack> One for management / RDP to it, one for actual imaging
21:53 <+TuxedoJack> I've got 1 dedicated NIC for management, 2 gigabit NICs teamed for imaging
21:54 <+TuxedoJack> Decent tutorials are
21:54 <+TuxedoJack> http://thesolving.com/server-room/configuring-and-using-windows-deployment-services-wds/
21:54 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  Configuring and using Windows Deployment Services (WDS)
21:54 <+TuxedoJack> https://www.techrepublic.com/article/how-to-get-started-with-windows-deployment-services/
21:54 <+layer-eight> * TuxedoJack →  How to get started with Windows Deployment Services - TechRepublic
21:54 < IonutVan_> TuxedoJack, interesting, thanks a lot for help
21:55 <+TuxedoJack> IonutVan_: no worries. Imaging and such are pet projects of mine where I work, so feel free to hit me up if you have questions
21:55 <+TuxedoJack> I'm finally getting permission to automate fuckers out of jobs
21:56 < IonutVan_> ok, I will, next days :D
21:57 <+TuxedoJack> Right, now to go have an edible or two while I'm on call
21:57 <+TuxedoJack> Because fuck it, I'm not field services, my happy ass can get stoned as fuck while I'm pissing around
21:57 <+TuxedoJack> And it IS the Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
22:17 <+CheckYourSix> cryptic1: Visual Studio Code does look pretty cool. It's fast and not bloated
22:21  * binaryhermit chuckles at https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/04/xiaomi_coming_to_the_usa/
22:22 < binaryhermit> Xiaomi's Wang: We're coming to the USA
22:26 < aName> CheckYourSix: My boss gives me shit for not using vim as a daily driver, I don't know what he'd do if I started using VS lol
22:28 < sideup66> hey CheckYourSix and TuxedoJack
22:30 <+AnonymooseReddtr> VS Code is kinda meh for powershell though
22:30 <+CheckYourSix> sideup66: What's up
22:31 < sideup66> not alot
22:31 < sideup66> looking at a tool for making some windows vms
22:32 < sideup66> gonna need it later lol
22:32 <+A-KO> AnonymooseReddtr: they're working on porting PSReadLine
22:35 <+A-KO> write speed on a 3-way mirror is abysmal lol
22:42 < Sousapro> A-KO: yeah, it's really god-awful
22:42 < Sousapro> A-KO: just makes me want to raid10 everything and use veeam for backups
22:42 < catbeard> lvm snapshots
22:42 < catbeard> mdraid10
22:42 < Sousapro> meh
22:42 < Sousapro> just do perf
22:43 < Sousapro> snapshots take a ton of space
22:43 < catbeard> not if they're piped over ssh
22:43 < catbeard> on the same server that is
22:43 < narziss> I've got this one client who signed up for backups.
22:43 < narziss> Retention is 7 days.
22:43 < catbeard> unless you have incremental snapshots
22:43 < narziss> lol
22:44 < Sousapro> I really want to try https://github.com/borgbackup/borg
22:44 <+layer-eight> * Sousapro →  GitHub → borgbackup → borg → Deduplicating archiver with compression and authenticated encryption. → @ ~ 5 hours ago → C → ✡ 3,750 → Forks: 315 → ☹ 355
22:50 < Sousapro> the biggest problem for me with borg is that i'm a Windows sysadmin
22:50 < Sousapro> it runs on everything else lol
22:58 < sideup66> did i say how i love mdt
22:58 < sideup66> and having wds
22:58 < sideup66> on a win server 201r2 vm
23:00 < Sousapro> MDT+WDS makes life so much easier
23:00 < Sousapro> even if SCCM is out of scope for your org, you really need to at least do that
23:00 <+CheckYourSix> Not sure how I feel about Super Troopers 2. It was funny, but not as good as I expected.
23:00 < adamb> borg looks interesting
23:00 < Sousapro> so about what I expected
23:00 < Sousapro> adamb: yeah, I need to test it out against live workloads
23:01 < adamb> seems like it'd solve the issue of the mess that is our "backups" nfs share
23:02 < adamb> which houses anything that can't be veeamed or gitlabed
23:02 < adamb> which is a lot
23:02  * adamb shakes his fist at infoblox
23:03 < sideup66> Sousapro: i built it in my house
23:03 < sideup66> for my home server setup
23:03 < sideup66> i put windows 7 and windows 10
23:03 < sideup66> some knucklehead wants windows installed or i want to setup a new box, i can do it in about 20 minutes
23:03 < sideup66> accounts, programs, all of it, predone
23:03 < Sousapro> adding silent install apps are also easy AF
23:04 < Sousapro> and getting them right on MDT means that you're getting them most of the way right on SCCM for later
23:04 < sideup66> Sousapro: in my home setup for daily desktop apps i just have mdt run a ninite file i drop on the C:\ drive
23:05 < sideup66> pulls in the newest of everything, just wait 10 mins, press "close" when done
23:05 < sideup66> and then its does updates
23:05 < MillerBOSS> Hey dicks
23:07 < joelazot> me ned caffine
23:07 < joelazot> but me cannot get caffine
23:07 < joelazot> KILL
23:08 < joelazot> ME
23:08 <+CheckYourSix> Why can't you
23:09 < MillerBOSS> Why do you need caffine?
23:09 < MillerBOSS> Also caffeine
23:09 < adamb> Caffeine gives you superpowers
23:10 < joelazot> CheckYourSix: at school
23:10 <+CheckYourSix> AH
23:10 < MillerBOSS> Yeah but withdrawls suck
23:10 < joelazot> MillerBOSS: 3hrs sleep
23:10 < joelazot> couldn't sleep
23:10 < joelazot> had back pains
23:10 < adamb> There's a secret to dealing with caffeine withdrawal
23:10 < adamb> More caffeine
23:10 < adamb> Works every time
23:10 < MillerBOSS> joelazot: The cure for that is more sleep.
23:10 < joelazot> MillerBOSS: reeeee
23:11 < MillerBOSS> Just keeping it real boy. :P
23:14 < MillerBOSS> joelazot: W\hat is the teacher talking about right now?
23:20 < joelazot> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
23:20 < Sousapro> MillerBOSS: how you should run Oracle everything
23:21 < joelazot> dont
23:31 <+CheckYourSix> Rofl. I get a refund check for 35 CENTS. Because a company over charged the sales tax because the state changed the rates recently
23:32 < joelazot> hey man you could need that 35cents one day
23:45 < Katnip> https://www.neowin.net/news/google-admits-third-party-devs-can-access-your-gmail-messages
23:45 <+layer-eight> * Katnip →  Google admits third-party devs can access your Gmail messages - Neowin
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